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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest - Full Movie
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:07Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:10But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise. I will not do the same thing to my daughter.
00:02:39Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash.
00:03:35So be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith.
00:03:53I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See? Even the help knows his place.
00:04:20You've got to trash.
00:04:21You should do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Get off!
00:04:54Hey, hey, hey!
00:04:55Don't touch me!
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:54You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:00I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:13I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:41You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But-
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead.
00:07:24Give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:37I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:48And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:54I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:08:10Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:33Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:36I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:39About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:41Gabriel.
00:09:43Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:05I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:09I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:10:25Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:40Kane, didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What? Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:58Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:05Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:10Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This... oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:43Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:46Oh, man, let go.
00:12:47You're such a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:51And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:34Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:36You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:50Look.
00:14:51We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:14My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:18Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden deathmatch.
00:15:32Lose her backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:36So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:57Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00Do you need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden deathmatch on the first hole.
00:16:26You see that?
00:16:27Woo!
00:16:29302 yards.
00:16:31Mid fairway.
00:16:32Woo!
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:43What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:04Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:092.13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:18Bring them down!
00:17:22We're playing fast and loose!
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:41You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:04Ha ha!
00:18:06Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:16Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:18:31Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not, here I come!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Shit!
00:18:57Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:59He was standing right here.
00:19:01You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual.
00:19:08There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No.
00:19:34I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:40August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:48It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight, naked,
00:19:53I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:01Wow.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:18He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:37That's enough!
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:49This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:53Jake, that's enough. Step down.
00:20:55If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:04You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:24This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:45Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:54Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:07I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:28You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:37The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:47front of her grave.
00:22:48I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is gonna be you, pal.
00:22:51Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:57And, losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:03Deal.
00:23:04Deal.
00:23:05You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:24No clue this groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for August.
00:23:28You got wind speed?
00:23:29Five miles an hour.
00:23:31Humidity?
00:23:31Sixty?
00:23:32Sixty percent?
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:47Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09What the fuck?
00:24:09Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:11It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:19what the water like skipped it in the hole but how it's a miracle am i dreaming did we actually
00:24:27beat the gold hills bastards this is impossible there's no way i lost to a an amateur a gardener
00:24:34impossible that sounds like something a sore loser would say no only a legend like lion can
00:24:40make that shot even kane only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he master golfer would never join the ranks of august who are you
00:25:00who are you me nobody my gardener you just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:06i want to play in the qualification round next week yes of course you just saved august golf club
00:25:13we of course will welcome you mia this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of
00:25:17august hills can't leave it with this guy bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience i
00:25:21mean mia please we should reconsider was this shot just not proof of his skill i mean how do we
00:25:26even
00:25:27know if he was blindfolded if he was really that talented why would he be slumming at august golf
00:25:31club all things he could be doing yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our
00:25:36all of our we'd be left out okay silence all of you i believe in bobby and he's our only
00:25:42hope now
00:25:43hey bobby i got cash hot babes you come over to gold hill golf club i got anything you could
00:25:52ever want
00:25:53i can't pay you cash or an advancement but i can offer you 50 stake in the august golf club
00:26:00if you'll still have us i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude every check you get's gonna bounce
00:26:06come on don't be stupid just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:15tuition 70k a year
00:26:24i just mowed the lawn i don't need much in life
00:26:32i'll represent august qualifications next week my heart's racing what's going on you old bastard
00:26:41you're gonna regret this hey aren't you forgetting something what are you talking about our bets
00:26:49you're forfeiting right my brother kane carter he's the grand champ your little amateur ass are you
00:26:57sure you want it doesn't matter who it is a bet's a bet
00:27:06you bastard you're gonna regret this men honor their words dogs run with their tails
00:27:13all stuck between their legs what are you little boy you motherfucker mark my words you motherfuckers
00:27:20are gonna regret this come on girls
00:27:32you lost to a ground speaker a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke if you just give me another chance i'll do
00:27:43useless the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:27:47you better not film me again in the qualification match
00:27:59i don't know the golf's always been in my family
00:28:03but it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really took notice
00:28:08i can't believe he's been retired for six years already
00:28:11you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know
00:28:19do you want me to still think about him
00:28:30do you want me to still think about him
00:28:37come on
00:28:39come on where
00:28:40we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46i'm taking you home
00:28:48party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:55i'm so thirsty
00:28:57i'll get you some water
00:28:58thank you
00:29:00thank you
00:29:14thank you
00:29:15thank you
00:29:16thank you
00:29:18thank you
00:29:21Put some time in, did the work and it's all for me
00:29:26I've been frappin', no compromising
00:29:29I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm
00:29:51Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:29:54Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:29:58Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:30:01Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:30:23I had a little bun last night
00:30:29I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:30:36Good afternoon
00:30:37My name is Joanna Wilson
00:30:40Vice President of the USGA
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association
00:30:46I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:48To the US Open Press Conference
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58Will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:04With something special
00:31:07This AI-powered golf ball
00:31:10Can scan your swing ID
00:31:12And match to your rank
00:31:16Now, who's up first?
00:31:19It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:22I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:34Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:36Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest
00:31:39Okay
00:31:40Literally, I doubt that there's a measure of everything
00:31:59Nice, man, looks like we're locked in
00:32:01Absolutely, we are
00:32:02It's done
00:32:03Enough wasted my time
00:32:04By the way
00:32:06Only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08So that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:22You're going to embarrass yourself over here
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:27Okay
00:32:29Okay
00:32:30Sit back
00:32:32You'll see my rank
00:32:33Hey, get this
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:32:41I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:32:41I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:32:44I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:32:51I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:32:52I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:32:55I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:32:59I want a close-up on my heel
00:32:59I want a close-up on my heel
00:32:59I want a close-up on my heel
00:33:01I want a close-up on my heel
00:33:09he's 15th every member of golden hills a total beast pretty much don't cry though it's okay
00:33:15you may lose me but all of you are better than him you know it's sad mia the best you've
00:33:24got
00:33:24is dead last you know it's how to shut up august is not gonna be dead last just mark my
00:33:29words
00:33:30mia don't waste your breath on this guy he's ranked 15th he's a nobody wow that's something
00:33:37coming from the gardener do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the u.s gardener
00:33:43the august
00:33:44golf club sent their groundskeeper to the u.s open the hell yeah she sure did i think he should
00:33:49be
00:33:49disqualified all in favor raise your hand golfers are forged from hard work and talent everyone
00:33:58deserves a shot the only insult here is your elitist attitude that's cute august golf course
00:34:03owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum and she did golf club on the verge of
00:34:08going bankrupt okay that is not what is happening here
00:34:26trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:32i'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:36what do you think you're doing ice here kid you're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:47this is my rating
00:35:06six years ago you retired
00:35:09vanished without a trace only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:18talented golfers right come and gone
00:35:20kane was crowned the new king of golf he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:26mr hale you have to see this we got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:32the all-time number one
00:35:36i guess he couldn't wait
00:35:39to celebrate your comeback i'm gonna return all your trophies
00:35:46to you take these let's go
00:35:50what
00:35:53what why is his ranking locked according to the golfers association rules only the top
00:35:5910 golfers in the nation have their rank locked that means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the
00:36:05u.s
00:36:05no that can't be right
00:36:07well there you have it folks cold hard facts
00:36:10i guess the whole world's gonna know that the golden hills country
00:36:13club is all bark and no bias
00:36:19quickly to the press conference
00:36:21and bring the trophies all of them i want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:36:31wait
00:36:33as an explanation for this he's not a pro golfer so he's probably not even registered
00:36:37yeah that explains it how would a failing club like the autogest have a top 10 player with him
00:36:42well if i'm just an amateur and you lost to me what does that make you
00:36:48you're getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:36:50you know the golden hills created this ai system
00:36:53we have the right to unlock it
00:36:55if you get on your knees right now i might let you go
00:36:59don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:01well go ahead unlock it
00:37:02i'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:06go boys
00:37:08you're gonna regret that
00:37:09get ready folks
00:37:10this little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:24what
00:37:26he's not just in the top 10 he's the best in the country
00:37:29that means he's ranked higher than the grand slam winner kane how
00:37:35could it be
00:37:38no that that can't be right
00:37:40there's got there's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:43he's got a point
00:37:43can you imagine the grand slam winner lion raking leaves
00:37:46nowhere
00:37:47thank goodness
00:37:48you almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:51you just had one lucky stroke
00:37:53you thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:37:55this golf tournament's for pros not no amateurs like you
00:37:58boys get them out of here
00:38:00that's not up to you
00:38:02that's up to the golfers association
00:38:05miss wilson
00:38:05as the vice president of the association
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:11tyler
00:38:12should i throw out the riffraff
00:38:13i knew you making you my vp was the best decision i could make
00:38:21you're on their side
00:38:23oh don't act shocked
00:38:24it's called networking sweetheart
00:38:26i know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:31i think we should get them out of here
00:38:32an unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:35doesn't deserve to golf with pros like tyler
00:38:40on behalf of the golfers association
00:38:42i'm revoking your entry into the u.s open
00:38:45you bastards
00:38:47i'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:50gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:52the chairman
00:38:54that old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:57don't bother him with your petty drama
00:38:59empathism is a big word for you man
00:39:02you think gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club
00:39:06he's got better things to do sweetheart
00:39:08boys get them out of here
00:39:09i'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:11make sure they're gone
00:39:12i don't want them crawling back
00:39:14this is my turn
00:39:20this is my turn
00:39:27hands off
00:39:32that's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion
00:39:35no one's ever seen it
00:39:36why did he bring it today
00:39:38the riders
00:39:39president's cup
00:39:40masters
00:39:41the open
00:39:42the pga tour
00:39:43they're they're all grand slam trophies
00:39:45and there's multiple
00:39:46mr chairman
00:39:48what are you doing here
00:39:50i'm here to remind everyone
00:39:51that the open is run by the golfers association
00:39:57not golden hills
00:39:58mr chairman
00:40:00these two crashed the press conference
00:40:02i'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:04the trash
00:40:09how dare you
00:40:11do you have no idea who he is
00:40:14are you serious right now
00:40:16you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:21who gave you permission to speak
00:40:25he is the top ranked golfer
00:40:27mr hale
00:40:29there's a bug in the system
00:40:31he's not even in the rankings
00:40:33he's a nobody
00:40:34a nobody
00:40:35so all these trophies he won mean nothing to you
00:40:39all these trophies belong to him
00:40:42all these trophies belong to him
00:40:43that's impossible
00:40:44he's done the impossible
00:40:46time and time again
00:40:48all these trophies belong to him
00:40:50and to him alone
00:40:51he is
00:40:53the legendary golfer
00:41:01the legendary golfer
00:41:03sir
00:41:05i need to talk to you
00:41:07in private
00:41:10what is he hiding from me
00:41:14look
00:41:15i'd appreciate it
00:41:17if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:19eleanor's still young
00:41:20and i don't want the press hounding her
00:41:24i am so sorry claire i wasn't there for you
00:41:28i was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:30and i should have been by your side
00:41:33i promise
00:41:35i will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:41i've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:43i understand
00:41:46i can keep your secret
00:41:48thanks
00:41:49here we go
00:41:55after a thorough review
00:41:56we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:03since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:06all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:10and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:15everyone except tyler carter
00:42:24what
00:42:25i'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:27we don't need some ai system to prove that
00:42:30and you have no right
00:42:31to disqualify me
00:42:32i am the president of the golf association
00:42:35and the host of the us open
00:42:38i do have that right
00:42:40you old bastard
00:42:41you're making a mistake making an enemy of the golden hills golf club over this nobody
00:42:47you and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:42:53you have no authority here
00:42:57take them out of this
00:42:58you can't do this
00:42:59you reckless bastard
00:43:01as for you
00:43:03the golf association has no room for a golden hills simpering lapdog
00:43:10you're fired
00:43:12you can't fire me
00:43:13i am the vice president
00:43:15you can't fucking fire me
00:43:18you batsman
00:43:22i have heard that golden hills has been experimenting with an ai neural chip implant
00:43:27now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:32just watch out
00:43:33i wouldn't worry about that
00:43:35i chose to come back
00:43:36i'm ready for anything
00:43:39come what may
00:43:54all right
00:43:55you can open your eyes
00:44:03so you want to guess what i got you for your birthday
00:44:06i don't know
00:44:07but i do know
00:44:09that i'm gonna love it
00:44:11because it's a present from daddy
00:44:17daddy
00:44:17is this all for me
00:44:19it's just like my drawing
00:44:21yep
00:44:22it's all yours sweetie
00:44:27oh
00:44:27i can't forget this
00:44:35perfect
00:44:37my princess
00:44:38may i have the first dance
00:44:40yes
00:45:01mirror mirror on the wall
00:45:03who's the prettiest princess of them all
00:45:06why it's you
00:45:08why it's you
00:45:08my pretty little princess eleanor
00:45:10wait daddy
00:45:11i've got you a present
00:45:14this is my lucky bracelet
00:45:16i made it at school
00:45:18miss maya says wearing it
00:45:20means good things will happen
00:45:21daddy
00:45:22you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:26i'll be cheering for you
00:45:27i'll be cheering for you
00:45:28and i know mommy will too
00:45:29i never wanted eleanor to worry about me
00:45:32so i didn't tell her about the match
00:45:33but it looks like she knew all along
00:45:36thank you sweetie
00:45:39i promise
00:45:40i'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:49welcome everybody
00:45:49to the final qualifying round
00:45:51for the u.s. open
00:45:52which is also known as
00:45:53golf's longest day
00:45:55today is going to be a 36 hole round
00:45:57which means only the top 50 players
00:46:00will advance to the final round
00:46:01so
00:46:02good luck
00:46:03yeah
00:46:03yeah
00:46:04yeah
00:46:04let's do this
00:46:24wow
00:46:25oh dear wow
00:46:26that was incredible
00:46:50you won
00:46:52we won
00:46:54dinner's on me tonight guys
00:46:55we've got to celebrate
00:46:56let's party drink it up
00:46:58you know
00:46:58come on
00:46:59oh wait jake
00:47:00we have dinner with dad tonight
00:47:01remember
00:47:01no
00:47:02disgusting
00:47:03he just wants you there
00:47:04he's trying to marry you off
00:47:05to that stupid piece of shit
00:47:07henry
00:47:07i bet he's going to be there tonight too
00:47:09yeah i know
00:47:10and i've had enough
00:47:12it's time i end this
00:47:22lion
00:47:23you've finally returned
00:47:30for the past six years
00:47:32i've torn through the competition
00:47:33but those old timers
00:47:35still insist
00:47:36that it is because
00:47:37you paved the way
00:47:38no matter how many titles
00:47:39i win
00:47:40your legacy
00:47:41hangs over my head
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy
00:47:44like a thorn
00:47:45digging deeper into my side
00:47:46but i'll prove myself
00:47:52when i'm implanted with this ship
00:47:54everyone will be forced
00:47:56to know the truth
00:47:56that i
00:47:58am the greatest golfer
00:47:59in the world
00:48:03i agreed to help me
00:48:04eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:05by pretending to be
00:48:07her boyfriend tonight
00:48:18hi i'm bobby
00:48:19it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:48:22god mid
00:48:23you just drag any bum
00:48:24off the street
00:48:25you dare
00:48:26show your face here
00:48:28dad
00:48:29can you be nice
00:48:30this is the hero
00:48:31i told you about
00:48:32that saved our golf club
00:48:51everyone
00:48:52this
00:48:54is henry hale
00:48:56his father is the president
00:48:57of the golfers association
00:48:59golf
00:49:00is in their blood
00:49:02just the type of family
00:49:04that my daughter
00:49:05should
00:49:06marry into
00:49:10henry is it
00:49:12yep
00:49:13mia's told me so much about you
00:49:15you're gabriel's kid
00:49:16you act nothing like him
00:49:17what would you know
00:49:18about my father
00:49:19nothing
00:49:20he's just some broke bum
00:49:21that pulls weeds
00:49:22at our golf course
00:49:27mia
00:49:28are you serious
00:49:29you brought the help home
00:49:33so humiliating
00:49:34yeah
00:49:35what is he doing here
00:49:38to shine henry's shoes
00:49:41oh mia has good taste
00:49:43i'm sure she'll
00:49:44know someone's right for her
00:49:46watch it yard boy
00:49:47his father runs a u.s open
00:49:49with one phone call
00:49:51he can have you disqualified
00:49:53everybody
00:49:54let's not waste our time
00:49:55on this loser
00:49:56our food's getting cold
00:49:57let's go eat
00:50:02here please
00:50:03allow me
00:50:12oh
00:50:12that reminds me
00:50:13mr collins
00:50:14you have to try
00:50:15one of these
00:50:16i just had him flown in
00:50:17from cuba today
00:50:18really good arbanos
00:50:20oh now we're talking
00:50:22real cuba
00:50:27there you go
00:50:28excellent taste
00:50:30young man
00:50:32thank you
00:50:33okay can we not
00:50:34smoke at the table
00:50:35please
00:50:37yeah real mature
00:50:42we should really try
00:50:43this meal
00:50:43our chef
00:50:44being special
00:50:56i'm sorry man
00:50:57i mistook that
00:50:57for an ashtray
00:50:58okay that's enough
00:50:59stop disrespecting
00:51:01my guest
00:51:04don't worry about it
00:51:05i'm sure they'll see
00:51:07a new side of me
00:51:08soon enough
00:51:08i brought a gift
00:51:23ew what is this
00:51:25sounds like shiny
00:51:26scrap metal
00:51:27i bet it's all junk
00:51:31henry
00:51:32show this schmuck
00:51:34what a real gift
00:51:35looks like
00:51:35yes yes
00:51:36thank you for the
00:51:37reminder
00:51:37well mia
00:51:42i knew you grew up
00:51:43idolizing lion
00:51:44so i wanted to do
00:51:45something special
00:51:47i got you this
00:51:49this is lion's old
00:51:50tour card
00:51:51it took me ages to
00:51:53get it out of my
00:51:53father's collection
00:51:54that would go for
00:51:56millions of sotheby's
00:51:58henry this is
00:51:59very sweet of you
00:52:02but it's far too
00:52:03valuable i can't
00:52:04i can't accept it
00:52:08this is incredibly rare
00:52:11what are you sparking
00:52:12about over there
00:52:13huh
00:52:13worried about that
00:52:14little trash bag that
00:52:15you brought in
00:52:15comparison
00:52:16admit it loser
00:52:18you are jealous
00:52:19because you could
00:52:20never afford a gift
00:52:21like that
00:52:27why don't we make a bet
00:52:29alright i'm listening
00:52:32if my gift
00:52:33is more valuable than
00:52:35yours
00:52:36you have to lick this
00:52:37plate clean
00:52:40cigar ash and all
00:52:49what a coincidence
00:52:52looks like i want to
00:52:53give mia
00:52:54alliance tour card too
00:52:58but not just one
00:53:03ten
00:53:05whoa
00:53:05what
00:53:08that's impossible
00:53:09you're just a washed up
00:53:10loser
00:53:11like how is that possible
00:53:14well looks like you lost
00:53:16eat up
00:53:17jeez
00:53:18have i been getting
00:53:19this all wrong
00:53:21i gotta make a phone call
00:53:28wait
00:53:29guys we almost fell for
00:53:31this dude's trick
00:53:32i just talked to my
00:53:33father
00:53:33apparently there's
00:53:34hundreds of those things
00:53:36going around that are all
00:53:37fake
00:53:37the only way you can even
00:53:38tell is if you put him
00:53:39against a fire
00:53:40and then the little
00:53:41lion's head will pop up
00:53:43and let's be honest
00:53:44these are certainly
00:53:46fake
00:53:47and now guess what
00:53:49my dad's on his way
00:53:51and we're gonna bust you
00:53:52as the con man that you
00:53:54are
00:53:54you pissed off the
00:53:55president
00:53:56you are so screwed
00:53:59how dare you bring
00:54:01fakes into my house
00:54:03so you all think these
00:54:05cards are fake
00:54:05yeah
00:54:06yeah
00:54:07yeah
00:54:08well i believe
00:54:09bobby
00:54:10i don't think he'd
00:54:11lie to me
00:54:12well why talk about it
00:54:14let's put it to the test
00:54:16wait no
00:54:17you can't destroy those
00:54:18that's part of lion's
00:54:20legacy
00:54:20that's a disrespected
00:54:21golf itself
00:54:27wait no
00:54:28you can't destroy those
00:54:29that's part of lion's
00:54:31legacy
00:54:31it'd be an insulted
00:54:32golf itself
00:54:33oh my god
00:54:34mia why are you
00:54:35believing this guy
00:54:36i'm doing us all a favor
00:54:37by destroying these
00:54:38i'm calling him out
00:54:39for having a scam
00:54:46what's going on here
00:54:47what if that card
00:54:49actually is
00:54:50real
00:54:51fire test gold
00:54:54adversity test men
00:54:55yeah
00:54:58you lying con artist
00:55:00i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:01get on your knees
00:55:03admit these are fake
00:55:04otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:55:10dad
00:55:11this is who i was telling you about
00:55:12this is the con man
00:55:17ow
00:55:17you idiot
00:55:19what do you think you're doing
00:55:21mr chairman
00:55:22he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:24we had nothing to do with it
00:55:28fakes
00:55:31no no no no no
00:55:33these are the real deal
00:55:34what
00:55:35what
00:55:38fakes
00:55:41no no no no no no
00:55:43these are the real deal
00:55:45what
00:55:45dad what are you talking about
00:55:47are you senile
00:55:49like those can't be real
00:55:51ow
00:55:52did i raise an idiot
00:55:53wait a minute
00:55:54if those cards are real
00:55:56then he
00:55:57he's lying
00:56:00i apologize for interrupting
00:56:02your family dinner
00:56:02i'll be cutting up
00:56:04all of his credit cards
00:56:05again
00:56:05and he will be grounded
00:56:08until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:56:10what
00:56:10let's go
00:56:11your mother's in the car
00:56:12ow
00:56:12ah
00:56:13ow
00:56:14it's embarrassing
00:56:14ow
00:56:15we almost
00:56:17destroyed
00:56:18those precious
00:56:19treasures
00:56:21we didn't mean to
00:56:22it was all henry's fault
00:56:26well
00:56:27it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:56:30let's go for a walk
00:56:31that sounds nice
00:56:34it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:56:36away from this stench
00:56:46sorry i had to deal with my family back there
00:56:49don't worry about it
00:56:51i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:56:58is that your wife
00:57:07yes
00:57:09she passed in labor
00:57:12i'm sorry
00:57:14i know what it's like
00:57:16to lose someone you love
00:57:17never gets easier
00:57:21i want you to know that
00:57:22i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:57:25i just
00:57:27want to be by your side
00:57:44stay here mia
00:57:47be careful
00:57:48hey bitch
00:57:50who's gonna save you now huh
00:57:52hey baby
00:57:54oh no
00:57:56bobby watch out
00:58:04hey
00:58:08let her go tyler
00:58:17i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:22those are cute
00:58:24those are my daughters
00:58:28see that
00:58:29it's what you get for going against me
00:58:31you son of a bitch
00:58:35it's time to go join your wife in hell
00:58:41fuck
00:58:42come on boys
00:58:43you got lucky this time
00:58:44motherfuckers
00:58:45next time i see you
00:58:46it's gonna be your last
00:58:48okay
00:58:50my hand
00:58:52oh i think it's broken
00:58:54gotta get you to the hospital
00:58:57let's go
00:59:06wait
00:59:06wait don't move
00:59:09not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:59:13i have an itch
00:59:15down there
00:59:16my hands are
00:59:17okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:23is it right here
00:59:29how's that feel
00:59:31that's amazing
00:59:32is that it
00:59:34oh yeah
00:59:34that's so good
00:59:37that's amazing
00:59:39please
00:59:40oh yes
00:59:44what's daddy doing
00:59:46eleanor
00:59:47daddy
00:59:49hey
00:59:53hey doc
00:59:55what's wrong with bobby's hand
00:59:56well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:00he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
01:00:05six weeks
01:00:07what about the u.s open
01:00:09you need rest
01:00:10and that's doctor's orders
01:00:15i missed you eleanor
01:00:16i missed you too
01:00:17wait wait wait
01:00:18what are you doing
01:00:19you need to rest
01:00:20and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:22i have to go to the u.s open
01:00:24i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:00:26okay but we only have one a day
01:00:28and it only lasts four hours
01:00:30what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:00:32you can't hold the club correctly
01:00:35four hours is plenty
01:00:36i'll win
01:00:38for you and me
01:00:40it's time the legendary line of golf gets his proper ending
01:00:46welcome to the u.s open championships
01:00:49the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:52the player with the lowest total score will win
01:00:55this year will be at the infamous devil's course
01:00:58the auckland golf club
01:01:00the course consists of 250 acres 168 bunkers tall roughs and no water hazards
01:01:06it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:01:10who will conquer the devil's course
01:01:12and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:01:17what
01:01:18what
01:01:19wait
01:01:19bobby
01:01:20bobby our groundskeeper
01:01:22is the legendary lion
01:01:23he's a grand slam champion
01:01:26he's never lost a tournament
01:01:27and now that the lion's back
01:01:29if we win august will be saved
01:01:31bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:01:33but his right hand
01:01:35is it really gonna be okay
01:01:55your old news loser
01:01:57still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card
01:02:01shut the fuck up tyler
01:02:04feisty
01:02:05i like it
01:02:06you can keep screeching but when i win
01:02:07i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:02:10some fucking gross
01:02:11enough
01:02:12this is a waste of time
01:02:13while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:16i have been conquering this very course
01:02:19year after year
01:02:24you think you can keep up with me
01:02:32you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:39i will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:43i will show them once and for all
01:02:45who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:03:11incredible
01:03:11the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:18they're all playing way above their level
01:03:20it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:03:27man oh man
01:03:28this ai
01:03:30it's incredible
01:03:31it's our secret weapon
01:03:32this has been
01:03:33he can't beat us
01:03:34he's done for
01:03:43can he do it
01:03:53this is your grand slam here
01:03:55he's better off as my caddy
01:03:57don't push yourself
01:03:59you can't play like this
01:04:01don't worry about it
01:04:03i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:10all right
01:04:11well you focus on swinging
01:04:12i'll take care of the rest
01:04:39hey are you okay
01:04:42how's the leaderboard
01:04:44there you go
01:04:45good job today
01:04:47let's find out
01:04:51oh thank god
01:04:52we made it to the finals
01:04:53i'm still way behind
01:04:55to win this game
01:04:56i have to catch up quickly
01:04:59game's just begun
01:05:20mia
01:05:22where are you
01:05:24hey do you need something
01:05:25i tried to grab my towel
01:05:27but my wrist still hurts
01:05:30oh yeah hold on
01:05:34can you massage it please
01:05:36the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:41where does it hurt
01:05:59the finals are tomorrow
01:06:02i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:04tonight
01:06:28i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:34eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:38a good luck kiss for daddy
01:06:39now you're gonna win today
01:06:41because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:01four hours
01:07:02i need to finish before noon
01:07:20what's going on
01:07:22loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:23it's
01:07:32wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:35what are they trying to do
01:07:39that's the game plan
01:07:41the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:44he's forced to play an impossible life
01:07:51we're completely dug in
01:07:54what are you gonna do
01:07:58just give it up old man
01:07:59according to our calculations
01:08:01it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:05the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:07there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:10they must be playing dirty
01:08:15you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:18so what if we did
01:08:20all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:30you want a hint
01:08:32the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:35and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:37you lose
01:08:39ai's never wrong
01:08:41you're so screwed
01:08:44dude
01:08:45just accept it
01:08:47you're a washed up retiree
01:08:49you can't beat cold hard facts
01:08:51don't you understand that
01:08:52it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell
01:09:18no
01:09:19that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:29it's impossible
01:09:30see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:32he still needs two strokes
01:09:35that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:37it runs the world now
01:09:42bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:44just to tie with kane
01:09:45shit mia
01:09:47we're done for
01:09:48looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:51the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:54it's your biggest mistake
01:09:55making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:57nobody can do that
01:09:58oh god
01:10:01wait
01:10:01on the ground
01:10:02something's moving
01:10:07wait
01:10:08that's my ball
01:10:12did he just
01:10:14ooh
01:10:15so close
01:10:16but it looks like
01:10:17bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys
01:10:22even if august golf club goes down
01:10:24we'll stick together like family
01:10:26our cutting edge
01:10:28ai implant chips
01:10:30have exactly what we need
01:10:32to get in your way
01:10:33when
01:10:35in your dreams
01:10:37our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:39and guess what
01:10:40it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:50what's this
01:10:51i can't believe my eyes
01:10:53the ball's still moving
01:10:55look alive boys
01:10:58i'm still in play
01:11:05it stopped
01:11:08a pathetic old man
01:11:10challenging hard facts and data
01:11:12it's impossible
01:11:13yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:33i knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:41how did you
01:11:42nah you know what man
01:11:43it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:45right
01:11:45i mean
01:11:46there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:50it's not a bug
01:11:52he took the path that ai
01:11:54considered to be impossible
01:11:55and he did it in one stroke
01:11:58he's done what ai thought to be
01:11:59beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you
01:12:04all the cold hard data in the world
01:12:06can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:11it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:14so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:19now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:22bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:24you know what this means
01:12:25a sudden death rap
01:12:27whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:45don't worry
01:12:46i'll put kane in this place soon enough
01:13:04let's go
01:13:05come on now
01:13:12you've held out long enough old man
01:13:14it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:23damn it
01:13:24painkillers worn off
01:13:35nice
01:13:38next is hole 10
01:13:39535 yards at par 4
01:13:42kane carter is up next
01:13:51just give up
01:13:52the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:57you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11the hell are you looking at old man flags all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy
01:14:22my experience doesn't lie
01:14:35you're screwed up
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:41chin up old man you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you for good
01:14:46daddy
01:14:47a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:49i know you can do it
01:14:51i know you can do it
01:14:52you got this
01:14:55soon
01:14:57soon
01:14:57soon what
01:14:58are you praying for a miracle
01:15:00i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:05anything less and that trophy is mine
01:15:07a miracle
01:15:08miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:22the sun it actually disappeared
01:15:36fine
01:15:37at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:48nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:51nerdy
01:15:52yes
01:15:53kane slipped up
01:15:56bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:59then he's tied with kate
01:16:00it's for another round
01:16:02got this daddy
01:16:03god
01:16:06at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:07how is he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:09this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:11even at his peak
01:16:13plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:18now it's bobby's turn
01:16:20he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you bobby
01:16:22he got this
01:16:29wait
01:16:30bobby's not angling for the saves
01:16:32he's aiming for the flash
01:16:33he's swinging for the wind
01:16:35i'll tell you what
01:16:36i'll sweeten it
01:16:38you pull off this miracle
01:16:39i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:48august doesn't want your club
01:16:50your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond
01:16:58i'll beat the old me
01:17:00after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:33i'll be right back to you
01:17:37and i'll be right back to you
01:17:37and i'll be right back to you
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:04How did he do this?
01:18:09Let's go!
01:18:10Let's go!
01:18:13Let's go!
01:18:14Let's go!
01:18:14Let's go!
01:18:14Oh, my God!
01:18:15Oh, my God!
01:18:16Oh, my God!
01:18:17No!
01:18:19I lost!
01:18:20Look!
01:18:21He crushed me!
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:27Gosh!
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:38He's back, folks!
01:18:40The GOPS!
01:18:41The Lion!
01:18:42Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:05For August Golf Club.
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping.
01:19:22No.
01:19:22The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:29I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:43Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:47And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:52You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go,
01:19:59I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you.
01:20:19And investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on, punch you motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:35A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please, stay!
01:20:56Stay!
01:20:57Stay!
01:20:59Stay!
01:20:59Stay!
01:21:00Stay!
01:21:02Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:05And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:23I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:42All right.
01:21:58Thank you, my friend.
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