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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:07Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:10But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise. I will not do the same thing to my daughter.
00:02:39Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash.
00:03:35So be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith.
00:03:53I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See? Even the help knows his place.
00:04:20You've got to trash.
00:04:21You should do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Get off!
00:04:54Hey, hey, hey!
00:04:55Don't touch me!
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:54You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:00I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:13I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:41You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But-
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead.
00:07:24Give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:37I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:48And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:54I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:08:10Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:33Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:36I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:39About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:41Gabriel.
00:09:43Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:05I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:09I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:10:25Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:40Kane, didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What? Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:58Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:05Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:10Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This... oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:43Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:46Oh, man, let go.
00:12:47You're such a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:51And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:34Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:36You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:50Look.
00:14:51We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:14My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:18Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden deathmatch.
00:15:32Lose her backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:36So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:57Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00Do you need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden deathmatch on the first hole.
00:16:26You see that?
00:16:27Woo!
00:16:29302 yards.
00:16:31Mid fairway.
00:16:32Woo!
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:43What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:04Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:092.13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:18Bring them down!
00:17:22We're playing fast and loose!
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:41You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:04Ha ha!
00:18:06Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:16Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:18:31Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not, here I come!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Shit!
00:18:57Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:59He was standing right here.
00:19:01You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual.
00:19:08There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No.
00:19:34I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:40August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:48It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight, naked,
00:19:53I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:01Wow.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:18He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:37That's enough!
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:49This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:53Jake, that's enough. Step down.
00:20:55If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:04You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:24This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:45Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:54Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:07I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:28You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:37The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:47front of her grave.
00:22:48I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is gonna be you, pal.
00:22:51Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:57And, losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:03Deal.
00:23:04Deal.
00:23:05You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:24No clue this groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for August.
00:23:28You got wind speed?
00:23:29Five miles an hour.
00:23:31Humidity?
00:23:31Sixty?
00:23:32Sixty percent?
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:47Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04Did you hear that?
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck??
00:24:09Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way!
00:24:11It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands!
00:24:19what the water like skipped it in the hole but how it's a miracle am i dreaming did we actually
00:24:27beat the gold hills bastards this is impossible there's no way i lost to a an amateur a gardener
00:24:34impossible that sounds like something a sore loser would say no only a legend like lion can
00:24:40make that shot even kane only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he master golfer would never join the ranks of august who are you
00:25:00who are you me nobody my gardener you just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:06i want to play in the qualification round next week yes of course you just saved august golf club
00:25:13we of course will welcome you mia this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of
00:25:17august hills can't leave it with this guy bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience i
00:25:21mean mia please we should reconsider was this shot just not proof of his skill i mean how do we
00:25:26even
00:25:27know if he was blindfolded if he was really that talented why would he be slumming at august golf
00:25:31club all things he could be doing yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our
00:25:36all of our we'd be left out okay silence all of you i believe in bobby and he's our only
00:25:42hope now
00:25:43hey bobby i got cash hot babes you come over to gold hill golf club i got anything you could
00:25:52ever want
00:25:53i can't pay you cash or an advancement but i can offer you 50 stake in the august golf club
00:26:00if you'll still have us i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude every check you get's gonna bounce
00:26:06come on don't be stupid just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:15tuition 70k a year
00:26:24i just mowed the lawn i don't need much in life
00:26:32i'll represent august qualifications next week my heart's racing what's going on you old bastard
00:26:41you're gonna regret this hey aren't you forgetting something what are you talking about our bets
00:26:49you're forfeiting right my brother kane carter he's the grand champ your little amateur ass are you
00:26:57sure you want it doesn't matter who it is a bet's a bet
00:27:06you bastard you're gonna regret this men honor their words dogs run with their tails
00:27:13all stuck between their legs what are you little boy you motherfucker mark my words you motherfuckers
00:27:20are gonna regret this come on girls
00:27:32you lost to a ground speaker a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke if you just give me another chance i'll do
00:27:43useless the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:27:47you better not film me again in the qualification match
00:27:59i don't know the golf's always been in my family
00:28:03but it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really took notice
00:28:08i can't believe he's been retired for six years already
00:28:11you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know
00:28:19do you want me to still think about him
00:28:30do you want me to still think about him
00:28:37come on
00:28:39come on where
00:28:40we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46i'm taking you home
00:28:48party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:55i'm so thirsty
00:28:57i'll get you some water
00:28:58thank you
00:29:00thank you
00:29:19how is that
00:29:20you
00:29:20it's
00:29:20kind of like
00:29:30I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:23I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:30I had fun, too. A lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:38My name is Joanna Wilson,
00:30:41vice president of the USGA.
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:30:46I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:48to the US Open press conference.
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:01But this year,
00:31:02we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:04with something special.
00:31:08This AI-powered golf ball
00:31:10can scan your swing ID
00:31:12and match to your rank.
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:19It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:22I guess you losers
00:31:23ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:36Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Let's write down
00:31:41like this is a pro-measure level, baby.
00:31:59Nice, man.
00:32:00Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely we are.
00:32:02It's done.
00:32:03Enough wasting my time.
00:32:05By the way,
00:32:06only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08so that everybody here
00:32:09is aware of how under-ranked you are.
00:32:16This is a press conference,
00:32:18not a dumpster.
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:22You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Sit back.
00:32:32You'll see my rank.
00:32:33Hey, get this.
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face
00:32:37while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:51I want a close-up on his face
00:33:09He's 15th.
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hill
00:33:11is a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14Don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's okay.
00:33:16You may lose me,
00:33:18but all of you
00:33:19are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath
00:33:31on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:35Wow.
00:33:37That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means
00:33:40to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club
00:33:44sent their groundskeeper
00:33:45to the U.S. Open.
00:33:46What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:54Golfers are forged
00:33:55from hard work and talent.
00:33:57Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here
00:34:00is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute.
00:34:02August Golf Course
00:34:03owner crashed the press conference
00:34:04to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05And she did.
00:34:06Golf club
00:34:07on the verge
00:34:08of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not
00:34:10what is happening here.
00:34:26trashy people like you
00:34:27deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm going to knock you
00:34:33off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think
00:34:37you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not going to want
00:34:40to miss this.
00:34:47This is my rating.
00:34:49This is my rating.
00:35:07Six years ago,
00:35:08you retired,
00:35:10vanished without a trace,
00:35:12only leaving behind
00:35:14your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers,
00:35:19right come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned
00:35:22the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared
00:35:25to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale,
00:35:28you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping
00:35:31on the golden scanner.
00:35:33The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback,
00:35:43I'm going to return
00:35:44all your trophies to you.
00:35:46Take these, let's go.
00:35:49I'm a champ.
00:35:52What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:55According to the
00:35:56Govers Association rules,
00:35:58only the top 10 golfers
00:36:00in the nation
00:36:00have their rank locked.
00:36:01That means he's one
00:36:03of the top 10 golfers
00:36:04in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world
00:36:12is going to know
00:36:12that the Golden Hills
00:36:13Country Club is all bark
00:36:14and no bites.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference
00:36:21and bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know
00:36:26that the Roaring Lion
00:36:28has returned.
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:33There's an explanation for this.
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer,
00:36:36so he's probably
00:36:36not even registered.
00:36:38Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club
00:36:40like the Obagust
00:36:40have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:36:44and you lost to me,
00:36:47what does that make you?
00:36:48Getting pretty cocky
00:36:49over there, buddy.
00:36:50You know the Golden Hills
00:36:52created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now,
00:36:57I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity
00:37:00for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead.
00:37:02Unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not going to stop you
00:37:04from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're going to regret that.
00:37:10Get ready, folks.
00:37:11This little clown's
00:37:11about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top 10.
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher
00:37:32than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's got to be
00:37:42a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine
00:37:44the Grand Slam winner
00:37:45lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47Nowhere.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined
00:37:49our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me,
00:37:55you little bitch.
00:37:56This golf tournament's for pros,
00:37:57not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the
00:38:02Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson,
00:38:06as the vice president
00:38:07of the association,
00:38:08there has to be a rule
00:38:09against this discrimination.
00:38:11Tyler,
00:38:12should I throw out
00:38:13the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you,
00:38:15making you my VP
00:38:16was the best decision
00:38:17I could make.
00:38:21You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little
00:38:27backwater club
00:38:28don't even know
00:38:28what that is.
00:38:31I think we should
00:38:31get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist
00:38:35like yourself
00:38:35doesn't deserve to gulf
00:38:37with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the
00:38:41Golfers Association,
00:38:42I'm revoking your entry
00:38:44into the U.S. Open.
00:38:46You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you
00:38:48to the president
00:38:49of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand
00:38:51for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man
00:38:55is busy drinking tea
00:38:56in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him
00:38:58with your petty drama.
00:39:00Empetism's a big word
00:39:01for you, man.
00:39:02You think Gabriel
00:39:03gives a shit
00:39:04about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things
00:39:07to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:09I'm sick of seeing
00:39:10their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:12I don't want them
00:39:13crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus
00:39:33the chairman had
00:39:33custom-made for Lyon.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders,
00:39:39President's Cup,
00:39:40Masters,
00:39:41the Open,
00:39:42the PGA Tour,
00:39:43they're all Grand Slam trophies
00:39:45and there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman,
00:39:48what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:51that the Open is run
00:39:54by the Golfers Association,
00:39:57not Golden Hills.
00:39:58Mr. Chairman,
00:40:00these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:08Oh!
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea
00:40:12who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting
00:40:17who makes your paychecks.
00:40:19Oh!
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale,
00:40:29there's a bug in the system.
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:33He's a nobody.
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:35So all these trophies he won
00:40:38mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible.
00:40:46Time and time again.
00:40:48All these trophies belong to him
00:40:50and to him alone.
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:01The legendary golfer!
00:41:03Sir!
00:41:05I need to talk to you
00:41:07in private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look,
00:41:15I'd appreciate it
00:41:17if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young
00:41:20and I don't want
00:41:21the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:26I wasn't there for you.
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:30and I should have been
00:41:30by your side.
00:41:33I promise
00:41:34I will not do the same thing
00:41:36to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting
00:41:42for this moment for so long.
00:41:45I understand.
00:41:46I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After a thorough review,
00:41:57we have discovered
00:41:58that there is indeed
00:41:59a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks,
00:42:06all golfers will now be required
00:42:08to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:10and then immediately
00:42:12go into the final qualifier.
00:42:15Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:27We don't need some AI system
00:42:29to prove that
00:42:30and you have no right
00:42:31to disqualify me.
00:42:32I am the president
00:42:33of the Golf Association
00:42:35and the host
00:42:36of the U.S. Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake
00:42:42making an enemy
00:42:43of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:42:44over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough.
00:42:47You and your golf club
00:42:48have been a menace
00:42:49to the golf society
00:42:51for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out.
00:42:58You can't do this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00You reckless bastard.
00:43:02As for you,
00:43:04the Golf Association
00:43:06has no room
00:43:07for a Golden Hills
00:43:08simpering lapdog.
00:43:10You're fired.
00:43:12You can't fire me.
00:43:13I am the vice president.
00:43:15You can't fucking fire me,
00:43:18you batsman.
00:43:21I have heard
00:43:22that Golden Hills
00:43:24has been experimenting
00:43:24with an AI
00:43:25neural chip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives
00:43:28their golfers
00:43:29expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:33I wouldn't worry
00:43:34about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:54Alright.
00:43:55You can open your eyes.
00:44:03So you want to guess
00:44:04what I got you
00:44:05for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:08But I do know
00:44:09that I'm going to love it
00:44:11because it's a present
00:44:12from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy,
00:44:18is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like my drawing.
00:44:21Yep.
00:44:22It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh,
00:44:28I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess,
00:44:39may I have
00:44:39the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror,
00:45:03on the wall,
00:45:03who's the prettiest
00:45:05princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you,
00:45:08my pretty little
00:45:09princess, Eleanor.
00:45:10Wait, Daddy,
00:45:11I've got you a present.
00:45:14This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says
00:45:19wearing it
00:45:20means good things
00:45:21will happen.
00:45:22Daddy,
00:45:23you're going to be
00:45:23the bestest
00:45:24golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:27And I know
00:45:28Mommy will too.
00:45:29I never wanted
00:45:30Eleanor to worry about me,
00:45:32so I didn't tell her
00:45:32about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like
00:45:34she knew all along.
00:45:36Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:39I promise
00:45:40I'm going to get you
00:45:42everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody,
00:45:50to the final qualifying round
00:45:51for the U.S. Open,
00:45:52which is also known as
00:45:54golf's longest day.
00:45:56Today's going to be
00:45:56a 36-hole round,
00:45:57which means only
00:45:58the top 50 players
00:46:00will advance
00:46:00to the final round.
00:46:01So, good luck.
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Whoa!
00:46:26Oh, dear!
00:46:26Whoa!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:50You won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party,
00:46:57drink it up,
00:46:58you know,
00:46:58come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake,
00:47:00we have dinner
00:47:00with Dad tonight,
00:47:01remember?
00:47:01Oh, no!
00:47:02Disgusting!
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off
00:47:05to that stupid
00:47:06piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be
00:47:09there tonight, too.
00:47:09Yeah, I know,
00:47:10and I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:22Lion,
00:47:23you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years,
00:47:32I've torn through the competition.
00:47:34But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win,
00:47:40your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy,
00:47:44like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:47But I'll Peru myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip,
00:47:54everyone will be forced to know the truth,
00:47:57that I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:05by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid,
00:48:23you just drag any bum off the street,
00:48:25you dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad,
00:48:29can you be nice?
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about
00:48:32that saved our golf club.
00:48:53This is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:49:00Golf is in their blood.
00:49:02just the type of family
00:49:04that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:19Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum
00:49:21that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:28Mia,
00:49:28are you serious?
00:49:29You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:36What is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:41Well,
00:49:42Mia has good taste.
00:49:43I'm sure she'll
00:49:44know someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:47His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:49:49With one phone call,
00:49:51he can have you disqualified.
00:49:53Everybody,
00:49:54let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:56Our food's getting cold.
00:49:57Let's go eat.
00:50:02Here, please.
00:50:03Allow me.
00:50:12Oh,
00:50:13that reminds me,
00:50:13Mr. Collins.
00:50:14You have to try one of these.
00:50:16I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good Arbanos.
00:50:20Oh,
00:50:21now we're talking.
00:50:22Real Cuban,
00:50:23huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste,
00:50:30young man.
00:50:33Okay,
00:50:34can we not smoke at the table,
00:50:35please?
00:50:36I got a beard.
00:50:37Yeah,
00:50:38real mature.
00:50:42We should really try this meal.
00:50:44Our chef being special.
00:50:56I'm sorry, man.
00:50:57I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:58Okay,
00:50:59that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:11I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew,
00:51:24what is this?
00:51:26Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:27I bet it's all junk.
00:51:31Henry,
00:51:32show this schmuck
00:51:34what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes,
00:51:36yes.
00:51:36Thank you for the reminder,
00:51:37my friend.
00:51:38Mm-hmm.
00:51:41Well,
00:51:41Mia,
00:51:42I knew you grew up idolizing Lion,
00:51:44so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:52It took me ages to get it
00:51:53out of my father's collection.
00:51:55That
00:51:55would go for millions
00:51:57of Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry,
00:51:59this is very sweet of you,
00:52:02but it's far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't,
00:52:04I can't accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you sparking about
00:52:12over there,
00:52:13huh?
00:52:14Worried about that
00:52:14little trash bag
00:52:15that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it,
00:52:17loser,
00:52:18you are jealous
00:52:19because you could never
00:52:20afford a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:29All right,
00:52:30I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift
00:52:33is more valuable than yours,
00:52:36you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:42Hm.
00:52:49What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I want to give
00:52:53Mia
00:52:54a Lion's tour card, too.
00:52:58But not just one.
00:53:0310.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible.
00:53:09You're just a washed up loser.
00:53:11Like,
00:53:11how is that possible?
00:53:14Well,
00:53:15looks like you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:18Have I been getting
00:53:19this all wrong?
00:53:20I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:25He's got 10 points.
00:53:28Wait!
00:53:29Guys,
00:53:30we almost fell
00:53:31for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to my father.
00:53:34Apparently,
00:53:34there's hundreds
00:53:35of those things
00:53:36going around
00:53:36that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way
00:53:38you can even tell
00:53:38is if you put them
00:53:39against a fire
00:53:40and then the little
00:53:41lion's head will pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest.
00:53:45These
00:53:46are certainly fake.
00:53:48And now,
00:53:49guess what?
00:53:50My dad's on his way
00:53:51and we're gonna bust you
00:53:52as the con man
00:53:53that you are.
00:53:54You pissed off
00:53:55the president?
00:53:57You are so screwed.
00:54:00How dare you bring
00:54:01fakes into my house?
00:54:03So you all think
00:54:04these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08Well,
00:54:09I believe Bobby.
00:54:10I don't think
00:54:11he'd lie to me.
00:54:12Well,
00:54:13why talk about it?
00:54:15Let's put it to the test.
00:54:16Wait,
00:54:17no.
00:54:17You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of
00:54:19lion's legacy.
00:54:20That's a disrespect
00:54:21to golf itself.
00:54:27Wait,
00:54:27no.
00:54:28You can't destroy those.
00:54:29That's part of
00:54:30lion's legacy.
00:54:31It'd be an insult
00:54:32to golf itself.
00:54:33Oh my God,
00:54:34Mia.
00:54:34Why are you
00:54:35believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all
00:54:37a favor by destroying
00:54:38these.
00:54:38I'm calling him out
00:54:39for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card
00:54:49actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:56Ew.
00:54:58You lying
00:54:59con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of your
00:55:01parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees,
00:55:03admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise,
00:55:05I'm going to give you a glimpse
00:55:06into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:10This is who I was
00:55:12telling you about.
00:55:13This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow.
00:55:18You idiot.
00:55:19What do you think
00:55:20you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman,
00:55:22he was the one
00:55:23that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing
00:55:25to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:33These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:43These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you
00:55:47talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile?
00:55:49Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51Ow.
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real,
00:55:56then he...
00:55:57He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize
00:56:01for interrupting
00:56:01your family dinner.
00:56:03I'll be cutting up
00:56:04all of his credit cards
00:56:05again,
00:56:06and he will be grounded
00:56:08until hopefully
00:56:09he learns his lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11Let's go.
00:56:11Your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow!
00:56:13Ow!
00:56:14It's the person!
00:56:15Ow!
00:56:15We almost destroyed
00:56:18those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to.
00:56:22It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well, it looks like
00:56:28dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:31That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get
00:56:35some fresh air
00:56:36away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry you had to deal
00:56:47with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want
00:56:52our first date
00:56:52to end sour.
00:56:54Hm.
00:56:58Is that your wife?
00:57:07Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:14I know what it's like
00:57:16to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:20I want you to know that
00:57:22I'm not trying
00:57:23to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just
00:57:26want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:52Hey, baby.
00:57:54Oh, no!
00:57:56Bobby, watch out!
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:13Ah!
00:58:14Bobby!
00:58:17I thought you were
00:58:18gonna go down swinging.
00:58:22Those are cute.
00:58:24Those are my daughters!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29It's what you get
00:58:30for going against me,
00:58:31you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go
00:58:35join your wife in hell.
00:58:41Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky
00:58:44this time, motherfuckers!
00:58:45Next time I see you,
00:58:46it's gonna be your last!
00:58:48I think it's okay.
00:58:50Not yet.
00:58:52I think it's broken.
00:58:54Gotta get to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:09Not until the doctor
00:59:11says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch
00:59:15down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well,
00:59:18let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:38That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:48Daddy!
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:52Sorry.
00:59:53Hey, Doc.
00:59:55Um, what's wrong
00:59:56with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand
00:59:58suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least
01:00:01six weeks of proper rest
01:00:03or there will be
01:00:03permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks.
01:00:07What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest.
01:00:10And that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:18What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest.
01:00:20And you're not swinging
01:00:21a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:25I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day
01:00:28and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do
01:00:31when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary
01:00:41line of golf gets
01:00:42its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist
01:00:50of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest
01:00:54total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at
01:00:56the infamous Devil's Course,
01:00:59the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:00The course consists of 250 acres,
01:01:03168 bunkers,
01:01:04tall roughs,
01:01:05and no water hazards.
01:01:06It is heavily designed
01:01:08to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course
01:01:12and who will claim
01:01:13the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:19Wait, Bobby.
01:01:20Bobby, our groundskeeper
01:01:22is the legendary Lion.
01:01:24He's a Grand Sling champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the Lion's back,
01:01:29if we win,
01:01:30August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him
01:01:33about his injury,
01:01:34but his right hand,
01:01:35is it really going to be okay?
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:42Okay.
01:01:55You're old news, loser.
01:01:57Still living out your old
01:01:58Grand Slam glory days
01:02:00as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching,
01:02:07but when I win,
01:02:08I'm going to find something
01:02:08to shove down your throat
01:02:09to shut you up.
01:02:10That's fucking gross.
01:02:11Enough.
01:02:12This is a waste of time.
01:02:13While Lion has been sleeping away
01:02:15all these years,
01:02:17I have been conquering
01:02:18this very course,
01:02:19year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping Lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal
01:02:41your followers
01:02:42your followers have built up
01:02:42in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them
01:02:44once and for all
01:02:45who deserves to be
01:02:46the greatest of all time.
01:03:11incredible.
01:03:12The Golden Hills Golden Boys
01:03:13strike with near-robotic precision.
01:03:18They're all playing
01:03:19way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like
01:03:21they can see the exact
01:03:21angle, arc,
01:03:22and swing path.
01:03:27Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI,
01:03:30it's incredible.
01:03:31It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been,
01:03:33he can't beat us.
01:03:35He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your grand slam here?
01:03:55He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:57Don't push yourself,
01:03:59you can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it.
01:04:03I'm not gonna miss
01:04:04my next shot.
01:04:10All right,
01:04:11well you focus on swinging,
01:04:12I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44There you go.
01:04:45Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:51Oh, thank God.
01:04:52We made it to the finals.
01:04:54I'm still way behind.
01:04:56To win this game,
01:04:57I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:59The game's just begun.
01:05:20Mia!
01:05:22Where are you?
01:05:24Hey, do you need something?
01:05:26I tried to grab my towel,
01:05:27but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:30Oh yeah, hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:36The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:41Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:04Tonight?
01:06:06You're mine.
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for daddy.
01:06:40Now, you're going to win today
01:06:41because you always say I'm the luckiest thing
01:06:44that ever happened to you.
01:07:01Four hours?
01:07:03I need to finish before noon.
01:07:21what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:32wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker what are they trying to do
01:07:39that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in he's forced to play an
01:07:45impossible lie we're completely dug in what are we gonna do just give it up old man according to
01:08:00our calculations it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke the mighty lion is trapped
01:08:06in our cage there's no way these guys are this precise they must be playing dirty
01:08:15you planted microchips in your arm so what if we did all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:31you want a hint the ai has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one
01:08:37conclusion you lose ai's never wrong you're so screwed dude just accept it you're a washed up retiree
01:08:49you can't be cold hard facts don't you understand that it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell no that goes against all common sense and calculations it's impossible
01:09:30see he landed back in the bunker he still needs two strokes that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:37it runs the world now
01:09:41bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole just to tie with kane
01:09:45shit mia we're done for looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:51the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him it's your biggest mistake
01:09:55making it in the hole from the bunker nobody can do that
01:10:01wait on the green something's moving
01:10:08wait that's my ball
01:10:12did he just
01:10:14oh so close but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys even if august golf club goes down we'll stick together like family
01:10:26our cutting edge ai implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way when
01:10:35in your dreams our ai's calculated your chances and guess what it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:50what's this i can't believe my eyes the ball's still moving
01:10:55look alive boys i'm still in play
01:11:05it stopped
01:11:08a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data it's impossible
01:11:13yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:27oh my god let's go
01:11:34i knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting edge ai didn't see that path how did you
01:11:42nah you know man it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:45right i mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:50it's not a bug he took the path that ai considered to be impossible
01:11:55and he did it in one stroke
01:11:57he's done what ai thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you
01:12:04all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:11it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:14so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:19now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:22bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:24you know what this means
01:12:25a sudden death rap
01:12:27whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:45don't worry
01:12:46i'll put kane in this place soon enough
01:13:04let's go
01:13:05come on now
01:13:12you've held out long enough old man
01:13:14it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:23damn it
01:13:24painkiller's worn off
01:13:35nice
01:13:36let's go
01:13:38next is hole 10
01:13:39535 yards
01:13:41at par 4
01:13:42kane carter is up next
01:13:51just give up
01:13:52the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:57you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:13the flag's all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:17disappear?
01:14:18there's not a cloud in sight
01:14:20you really are crazy
01:14:22my experience doesn't lie
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:41chin up old man
01:14:42you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:45for good
01:14:46daddy
01:14:47a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:49i know you can do it
01:14:51you got this
01:14:55soon
01:14:57soon?
01:14:58soon what?
01:14:59are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:00i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:05anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:07a miracle?
01:15:09miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:22the sun
01:15:24it actually disappeared
01:15:36fine
01:15:37at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:48nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:51nerdy
01:15:52yes
01:15:53kane slipped up
01:15:56bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:15:58and put it in the hole
01:15:59then he's tied with kate
01:16:00it's for another round
01:16:02got this daddy
01:16:03god
01:16:06at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:07how is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:10this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:11even at his peak
01:16:13plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:18now it's bobby's turn
01:16:20he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you bobby
01:16:22he got this
01:16:29wait
01:16:30bobby's not angling for the saves
01:16:32he's aiming for the flash
01:16:33he's swinging for the wind
01:16:35i tell you what
01:16:36i'll sweeten it
01:16:38you pull off this miracle
01:16:39i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:48august doesn't want your club
01:16:50your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond
01:16:58i'll beat the old me
01:17:00after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:30you
01:17:32you
01:17:33you
01:17:34you
01:17:35you
01:17:35you
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:17:43Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:45Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:05How did he do this?
01:18:06Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:14Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:17Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:21Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:28Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:29Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:31Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:32Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:33Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:33Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:34Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:35Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:36Kane Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:38He's back, folks.
01:18:40The Goats, the Lion,
01:18:42Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship,
01:18:53Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:06For August Golf Club.
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping.
01:19:22No.
01:19:22The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association
01:19:25before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:46and cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go,
01:19:59I've got implanting microchips to cheat
01:20:04and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you
01:20:19and investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on.
01:20:23Punch, motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion,
01:20:26you finally returned,
01:20:27reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago,
01:20:37I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:40And since I've won,
01:20:42I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf
01:20:52to lead the way.
01:20:54Please, stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:01Stay.
01:21:01Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor,
01:21:03Daddy has a lot of money now
01:21:04and I can afford to bring you
01:21:06to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy,
01:21:15I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool
01:21:19and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:25Eleanor's happy
01:21:26if Daddy's happy.
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be
01:21:39a big happy family.
01:21:41We'll see you soon.
01:21:43Bye.
01:21:45Bye.
01:21:51Bye.
01:21:56Bye.
01:21:57Bye.
01:22:01Bye.
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