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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:35What if the heat is done?
01:37You should also concentrate on in many ways.
01:46How do you in the bathroom?
01:49We also need to have getting that roofated, in many ways.
01:49Why you're losing a roof?
01:49Why you're blind by the mouth, you have just taken your last dump on myolo.
01:51The company is running back as a station withpose has two people can't be found.
01:52You can't run like us away from his counterpart.
01:53I swear to the front of a daughter.
01:53I swear to you in particular story with my dad.
01:54How do you per the role of their husband?
01:55So, I swear toồng my brother, Lesley to take a look on your house.
01:59for the door.
01:59I swear to myself.
02:05Call me inside
02:07I don't think there's no money too much
02:10It begins with the devil's eyes
02:13It's a cha-cha
02:13It begins with the devil's eyes
02:53It begins with the devil's eyes
03:03She's trying
03:04She is stunning
03:06Look how good your genes are
03:08Oh, you got a little
03:14Wait a minute, lips is popping
03:17Auntie Lynn is here
03:19Thank you
03:20Oh, wow
03:23Oh, your first post-baby date
03:27You deserve this
03:30I really do
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF that Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages
03:35Including the emergency numbers in case I forget 911
03:39We'll see, that's why we put it there
03:41But we won't need that
03:43Will we, Miles?
03:45No
03:45And our first real nice time
03:47Is going to be a diaper change
03:51Hey
03:53She's got this
03:54Come on
03:55Yeah
03:56Right
03:57Keys
03:58Phone
03:59Wife
04:00Let's go, let's go
04:02Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:06Oh, um
04:07You got a little
04:08Brass of milk
04:09Get these titties all dressed up
04:11And this is how they betray me
04:12Do you want to go get changed?
04:14We've got time
04:15They have a 50-minute grace period
04:16We can't go now
04:17Do you know how long it took me to get dressed?
04:21This feels like a trick
04:22It is, watch him out
04:24I was so looking forward to this
04:27I'm just going to smell spoiled
04:29Hey, that's fine
04:30Honestly
04:31Giordano's Italian can wait
04:33I mean
04:34If you wanted
04:35We could just send them home
04:36Get out of these clothes
04:37And put on some shark tank
04:40You've got yourself a deal
04:42Good
04:43Because my business is scalable
05:11How are you doing down there?
05:38I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes
05:42But why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no
05:47Not library books
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library
05:51With an article about Alison Grant
05:54And last night, while walking with Miles
05:57I saw Darla
05:58In front of Gary's house
06:01With a bone
06:03Huge bone
06:04A human-sized bone
06:06Okay, and remember the rumor about Alison Grant's parents
06:09Parrying her in the basement?
06:11That's
06:13Not a coincidence
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him
06:18He wants me to drop the Gary stuff
06:21But I know there's something up
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes
06:25When she mentioned an inspector
06:26Okay
06:27He's hiding something in there
06:31Okay
06:33Samira
06:35I know what it's like
06:38You're a new mom
06:39Our hormones have evolved
06:42To keep us in a hypervigilant state
06:44And of course you want to keep your baby safe
06:49I think
06:51That you
06:52Little bitch
06:54Oh
06:55If you dig up my azaleas
06:58I swear to God
06:59Get out of here
07:00You filthy
07:01Filthy
07:02Mutt
07:03And don't come back
07:05With your filthy poop all over my powers
07:21I don't want to rush her
07:38I got the best fucking flatbreads
07:39I fucking love flatbreads
07:41I know
07:42We used to be out all the time
07:44We used to be fun
07:45We want to be fun together again
07:47Oh my god
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:50Never get it
07:50I'm weird
07:52You almost ate shit
07:54No I didn't
07:55Nice ride dude
07:56It's a quick trike
07:57And it goes really fast
07:59You want to give it a spin Robert?
08:01Oh
08:02I'm good thanks
08:03Didn't pack my lycra
08:05And you can call me Rob
08:08Interesting
08:09But Robert is your government issued name
08:13No?
08:14Given to you by your parents
08:15Beverly and Donovan
08:16Fisher?
08:18Yes
08:19That is my government given name
08:21But no one's called me that since high school
08:23So
08:24Just Rob now
08:25An adult nickname
08:27It's quaint
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah dude
08:29You want to explain yourself?
08:32No thank you
08:33Good day
08:36It goes fast forward but backwards
08:39It's
08:40A bit slower
08:41Oh god
08:46Ow
08:47You need no?
08:56Gentlemen
08:58Well this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life
09:01Yeah
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing
09:09Just a
09:11Friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors
09:14Nothing more nothing less
09:15You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something
09:18Spill it
09:19I can neither confirm nor deny
09:21Come on
09:22You can trust me
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah the other night in the woods you were having trouble with your knee
09:31Yeah
09:32And now you're out on a brisk walk
09:35Guess it's feeling better
09:38Yeah
09:38It's a chronic knee problem
09:40It comes and goes
09:41Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over with a trained professional or a very observant friend
09:51No
09:52I see
09:57Have a good day
09:58I can't believe it
10:04I can't believe it
10:09I can't believe it
10:13You're welcome
10:15I'm sorry
10:17I can't believe it
10:17I can't believe it
10:36then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song then the next day released another song
10:43and that immediately indefinitely crowned him the de facto victor and son that's why you don't get into a rap
10:50feud with a pull a surprise winner you know what I'm saying it don't make no sense
11:04she's gone
11:06she's gone
11:09Carla
11:10Carla
11:12Carla
11:13Carla
11:14Carla
11:18Carla
11:25Carla
11:36oh hello Danny hiya lynn sorry bother with just falling up on a call from a concerned neighbor
11:42unhand my dog you sniveling coward you mean your mother-in-law i'm afraid that's confidential
11:52agnes how can you possibly think i did something to your beloved hellhound ah you see you see the
11:58vitriol look we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog i mean this is this crazy
12:03town usa all right totally so if you could just let me inside have a quick look around we can
12:11both
12:11get back to playing call duty sound good no i knew it guilty she's guilty lynn come on no what
12:19do you
12:19mean no you can't why did you kill the dog no but i know my rights and you need a
12:31warrant
12:33you look to be such a mark we'll be back with a warrant tomorrow we are gonna nail your saggy
12:39little bottom isn't that right daniel yes mother
12:47hey siri how do you get a warrant like obviously i know how but could you tell me any way
12:51for fun
12:52as a bit
13:04darla darla god damn it darla you're gonna have to be louder than that
13:10darla
13:12best money can buy only a dog's ears can hear i'll bet agnes faked this whole thing just to get
13:19me
13:20sanctioned or repatriated or some other bs seriously lynn what what what was with you two in the drama
13:27she's jealous of me uh-huh always has been marty and i used to have the best parties on the
13:34block
13:35agnes being a joyless harridan used to love shutting us down she blocked me from being on the hoa
13:42out of jealous spite that woman will never cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking in fact
13:50if her dog is really missing and that is a very big if it's her fault why hasn't darla ever
14:00been
14:00written up for running around without a leash a joy rule 14 section 12 it is in the statutes
14:08hey guys evidence spotted
14:17d-a-f um dusty as fuck darla agnes festerson
14:24no don't touch it it's right on your property line you might as well get caught red-handed
14:32you know there could be a simple explanation darla ran into the woods picked a fight with a posse
14:39of raccoons and is halfway to heaven r.i.p good riddance it's a gaze they're called the gaze of
14:47raccoons you know it's also on gary's property line what if he took the dog
14:59okay i'm gonna go ahead and say it i saw darla sniffing around these doors
15:03multiple times what if he took darla agnes threatened him with the inspector and we already
15:11know how he feels about people looking around his house case in point what if this is his revenge
15:16on her what if darla's in his house right now well if she is we have to go in there
15:25and clear my good
15:27name yes and save darla yeah if she's not dead yet she's probably dead why would you say something
15:35like that jod she's not dead okay and we're gonna do something now that's right because no dog dies on
15:41my watch that is a lesbian oath we gotta go now maybe we should um maybe we should invite ourselves
15:47over for a neighborly visit right charm ourselves inside and see if we can find darla yes tonight we
15:55could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover and i have several bottles of room temperature
16:03mediocre chardonnay that i am happy to re-gift really you had to know sometime
16:13now i like this plan very greek
16:24hey my love hey honey daddy's home i'm ready for take two on date night
16:33oh hey little man daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one body tea
16:42i'm sorry babe i can't oh i'm just so tired you know i've been all day miles i'm barely standing
16:51up
16:51now no i understand but you should go out do something see what navine's up to no no yes i'll
16:59stay here with you two come on babe i know how much you've been dying to get out
17:03i did i had my best shirt i'm not wasting my fuck me shirt on navine you've been amazing and
17:08you
17:08deserve to go and have some fun i guess i could go for like one tiny day i'm not sure
17:15if navine's even
17:16gonna be i don't know navine is free i swear that guy's in our walls or something i'll go have
17:24a good
17:24time i mean it okay daddy's gonna go get lit i won't i'll just have one glass of one and
17:33then fall asleep
17:36this could backfire yeah but i want to do this for you and darla and darla
17:52see you soon be careful
18:31hello
18:33hello anyone home
18:41he's not home why would he leave his door open if he's not home maybe we can check for him
18:46in the
18:46back or the basement maybe he's washing his body like taking a shower yeah i mean whatever you why
18:56don't we pop in and find out you can't just break in samira from a legal standpoint we're not breaking
19:02in okay we're walking into an unlocked house yeah but is that legal it's not a felony we have wine
19:10we'll announce ourselves
19:14think about darla
19:22let's go then
19:30hello
19:31gary it's your neighbors it's your friendly neighbors
19:38announcing ourselves and we wanted to apologize for um our recent intrusive behavior not cool we've
19:49also brought you four bottles of the same wine
19:58probably just a draft this place gives me the heebie-jeebies
20:05right it's it's all the same what do you mean the furniture it's all the same staging furniture from
20:13the open house gary and the open house gary didn't change one thing that's so odd
20:17todd says it's odd what do you think it means i think it means he's not planning on staying
20:23very long maybe that's the door to the basement
20:32come on darla could be this way
20:36well
20:41i just peed a little
20:52He's here.
21:25Wow, this place is unrecognizable.
21:28Do you remember how sticky the floors used to be?
21:30Mm-hmm.
21:31And that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner.
21:33Yeah, remember that thing gave me a snap infection?
21:35Dude, never forget.
21:38R.I.P. Hanks, man.
21:39Mm-hmm.
21:40That place had a certain unsanitary charm.
21:43This is, dare I say, kind of hip.
21:44Right?
21:45I mean, it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy,
21:48like a local bar on the night before Thanksgiving.
21:50No.
21:51Oh, yo.
21:52Check it.
21:53I'm glad that guy survived the regime change.
21:55You know, he worked for Hank for a few years.
21:56Oh, yeah.
21:58Afrobeats in Hinkley Hills?
22:00Come on, man.
22:01I wonder if they'd let me do a DJ residency.
22:03You know, maybe this place has genuinely changed.
22:07Ravine the Peaks.
22:08I spoke too soon.
22:09Ah, good old Benedict Cumberbatch.
22:12Ah, still a classic.
22:13You two lovebirds on a date, huh?
22:15And that cute little shirt.
22:16Mm, that's cute.
22:18That's kind of homophobic, dude.
22:19Come on, don't be such a snowflake.
22:21Mind if I join you?
22:22It's a two-top, so...
22:23Yeah, I mean, there's a stuffing fish.
22:25I love it for you.
22:26Ah, I frickin' love this place, huh?
22:29It's my home away from home.
22:31Don't get me wrong.
22:32I love being a fan, but, uh, as men,
22:34we gotta be let off the leash, you know?
22:36Biologically wired to wander.
22:38That's just science.
22:40Did you learn that from a podcast?
22:41Yeah.
22:44So, Roborella, how's dad like treating ya?
22:47Yeah, you know, it's, um,
22:49it's a bit of a learning curve,
22:51but we're figuring it out.
22:52I hear ya.
22:53Those first few months after Angel was born,
22:56Lauren started secretly burning her mail.
22:58All of it.
23:00She thought I was being laced with the anthrax.
23:02What, really?
23:02Yeah, I lost a lot of good Sports Illustrated that year.
23:05But, hey, it's a postpartum for ya.
23:08Shit is real.
23:10Yeah, I mean, it is.
23:13Sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside my wife's head.
23:17Wait, I might know what she needed from me.
23:18Oh.
23:22Don't feel bad.
23:24It's not your fault.
23:25Women are complex, beautiful creatures,
23:29evolutionarily designed for resilience.
23:32Okay?
23:33Most men can't even begin to comprehend
23:34which Albert does to a woman.
23:37Yeah, that's, um...
23:39Wow.
23:41Which is why you gotta lay down the law,
23:44make them listen to reason,
23:45otherwise those crazy bitches,
23:46they're never gonna stop burning the mail.
23:48You feel me?
23:49I like that last.
23:49Almost had us in the first half.
23:51Alright, I got the next round.
23:52What do you two ladies want?
23:54Rosés?
23:56Roasted!
23:58I feel like I've been emotionally wedged.
24:02Let's go check upstairs.
24:04What?
24:04No, I think we should fuck the fuck off.
24:12I'm with Todd.
24:13Fuck the fuck off.
24:14Come on.
24:14We're out here.
24:16Let's go check.
24:17Let's go check.
24:18For Darla.
24:19Darlene.
24:20Hmm.
24:34Hang on,
24:40Kristine.
25:00Darla is not here, okay?
25:03We made a valiant try, but we need to get out of here.
25:16Who are you? Why are you in my house?
25:18Who are we? Who are you?
25:21Betsy. Betsy Wilson, Gary's wife.
25:25Wife? He has a wife.
25:29We are so sorry. This is a misunderstanding. We're your neighbors.
25:36Hello, neighbor.
25:38Hi.
25:40I'm Samira.
25:42Dana. Dana Richards.
25:44Todd Mann, 1D2N.
25:46We wanted to bring a gift by to welcome Gary, you both, to the neighborhood.
25:53The front door was unlocked. It's not a crime.
25:57But it is a security breach and concerning.
26:00That's right. So we knew we needed to come in and make sure that you were safe.
26:07You said you brought a gift?
26:09Yes.
26:09We brought a bouquet of wine for us to all share together as neighbors in fellowship.
26:17Get ready for the puns.
26:18We'll have a shardy party, if you will.
26:21Join us. It's Shablia grape time.
26:23We were going to bring red, but we were like, maybe Pino, P-not.
26:29We're working on that one.
26:36After you.
26:41After us.
26:53You know, we had no idea that Gary was married.
26:57Because, you know, we haven't seen you around.
27:01Are you married?
27:02Oh, yes. Very happily married to my wife, Julia.
27:07Haven't seen her around much, either.
27:10Well, she's been away.
27:17Cute picture. Is that your family?
27:21It came with the frame.
27:27So, how did you and Gary meet?
27:30Online.
27:31Okay.
27:33Been together a while?
27:35We're newlyweds.
27:36Oh, yeah.
27:37Just like me and my husband.
27:39We've been married for eight months.
27:40City all wedding.
27:41We also have a ten-week-old.
27:43You do the math.
27:44That's my story.
27:45What about you?
27:49I'm not pregnant.
27:51If that's what you're asking.
27:53Same here.
27:55You do the math and the science.
27:58It's not gonna happen.
28:00Unless I paid to do it.
28:05Or informally with a friend.
28:08Just stop, stop.
28:10Whoa.
28:11The wine just hit me there.
28:13Oh.
28:13You actually have anything to eat?
28:15I might need something to soak up the alcohol
28:17before I stumble along.
28:21You want a snack?
28:23Snacks.
28:24We love snacks.
28:28Let me see what I can whip up.
28:30Thank you, Betsy.
28:32Yes.
28:33I hope she makes burgers.
28:37Let's poke round Beth Fisher's house
28:41Snooping like a little mouse
28:49Don't tell anyone.
28:52Here you go.
28:55Here you go.
28:56Mm-hmm.
29:20What do we have here, Mr. Miles?
29:24Should we see what Don's investment portfolio is?
29:29Hmm?
29:35Oh, what's this?
29:39Two thousand five.
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards
29:56violence.
30:00Prone to outbursts
30:02and antisocial behavior.
30:05It's clear he doesn't have many friends.
30:08The patient's most overwhelming emotion
30:11is rage.
30:15Rob?
30:16Our Rob?
30:26I mean, is it gauche to ask for a promotion
30:28in this climate?
30:30Megan's parents paid for the house,
30:31but it's still going to be hard to live
30:33the Brie and Hamon Niberica lifestyle
30:34that I'm accustomed to on one salary.
30:37Hey, don't look now,
30:39but I think you've got a little admirer over there
30:41that is giving you some serious pupil action.
30:43What time?
30:45Ten o'clock.
30:47Subtle.
30:50That is not subtle.
30:57She's not looking at me, dude.
30:59Yes, she is.
30:59No.
31:00No, she's not.
31:00Hey, can you stop being such a white flannel?
31:02I know the split's new,
31:04but this could be a good opportunity for you.
31:05Oh, my God, she's coming over.
31:06Okay, cool.
31:07Do not talk about your DJ.
31:08Hi.
31:09Dance hall, R&B, hip-hop,
31:11stuff like that.
31:13I DJ.
31:14Oh, sorry, hi.
31:15Uh, what up?
31:17I'm so sorry to interrupt.
31:19Um, well, we actually signed up for next game.
31:23Oh.
31:24Oh, shoot.
31:25We totally stole your spot.
31:26No, no, no, no rush.
31:27No rush.
31:27I just wanted to let you know that we're next.
31:30And, um,
31:31I'm actually down to play whoever wins.
31:35Good thing my middle name is Winner.
31:39Uh, I was hoping for that.
31:42I'm, I'm Kate, and...
31:43Oh, sorry, what's your first name?
31:45Naveen.
31:46Um, you know what?
31:47Let me clean this up and, uh, buy you a drink,
31:51and we can get a game going.
31:54Yeah.
31:55Yeah?
31:55Yeah.
31:56Yeah, okay.
31:57All right.
32:01I think that is my cue to leave you to it.
32:04Maybe it is.
32:06You got this.
32:10Oh, quite the presentation.
32:13Fancy.
32:19Sardine.
32:24Are you still hungry?
32:28Because if not, I should probably...
32:30Yes.
32:30I'm starving.
32:32Right, guys?
32:33Aren't you?
32:34Not me.
32:35I'm trying to cut back.
32:37On what?
32:38Well, that's fine.
32:40Because I love it.
32:41It's great for breastfeeding.
32:42You know, oily fish with all the omegas.
32:47Oh, slippery, little sucker.
32:53Mmm.
32:54Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
33:03Mmm.
33:04It's a little baby buddy.
33:05Crunchy.
33:07Crème de la crème.
33:10Yeah, shit.
33:11I'll give it a try.
33:14Whoa.
33:16My hands are so oily.
33:18Don't you hate when that happens, Dana?
33:19You want to come to the bathroom with me
33:21while I wash my hands?
33:22I might need an extra set of hands.
33:27Yes, I would be glad to.
33:29And that way, I'll know where the bathroom is
33:31in case I have to go to the bathroom,
33:32which I will, because I have a tiny bladder.
33:35It's at the top of the stairs.
33:37Great.
33:38Mmm.
33:40Kind of just slides right down.
33:42Huh.
33:44Let's try the basement.
33:47Are you sure it's this way?
34:03Oh, dust in my throat.
34:05You know, I should probably go check on your friend.
34:07You know, the paint in the library is an interesting hue.
34:13Is that pink, or is it tea rose, or...?
34:16I'd say it's more of a flesh.
34:19The basement.
34:22Darla.
34:25After you.
34:47Yeah.
34:52Darla.
34:57Darla.
34:59Your girl.
35:02Darla!
35:07Oh, my goodness.
35:10She's really in there.
35:12Darla!
35:13What are you talking about?
35:15It's the grave of Alison Grant.
35:28Quick.
35:29We don't have a lot of time.
35:30Samira, what is going on?
35:32Remember when I told you Alison Grant's parents killed her
35:34and buried her in the basement?
35:36Well, allegedly, I thought.
35:38But yes?
35:41Wait.
35:43What about Darla?
35:45Did you bring us here under false pretenses?
35:47We're still looking for Darla and Alison,
35:50who I think Darla partially found
35:52because I saw her the other night
35:54with a bone nut that she got from Gary's trash can.
36:00Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
36:02Maybe.
36:03And then he killed Darla because she knew too much?
36:06She didn't ask for that.
36:07She just went to shit in someone's yard.
36:09He did say the house had good bones.
36:11Another meaning of the real estate term.
36:13That bastard bought this house as a trophy
36:17so he could bask in his terrible crime.
36:21Exactly.
36:21And destroy the evidence.
36:23Anything he can get his hands on.
36:24Anything he can disinter.
36:26Why didn't you tell us about any of this?
36:28I didn't want you to think I'm crazy.
36:31I need to prove it to myself.
36:32I need to know I'm not losing my mind.
36:35You believe me, don't you, Dana?
36:40What do you think?
36:52Proper form.
36:54Soft elbows.
36:55Bent knees.
36:5620 years of topsoil and annual moisture.
36:59The remains are likely skeletal
37:01and they're probably in pieces
37:02so investigate all solid things.
37:06Let's go.
37:08So you chose not to add any new decor
37:11or personal touches to your home.
37:14Oh.
37:15Well, we thought we'd finish fixing up the place.
37:20You're going to need permits here.
37:23You know, historical landmark and what have you.
37:30Why don't you go outside?
37:33I'm allergic to the sun.
37:45Hey.
37:46Whoa.
37:48Oh, Jesus.
37:49Rob.
37:51You startled me.
37:54Where's Samira?
37:57I think I hit something.
38:00The bone is hard
38:02and wet.
38:05What?
38:10Shit.
38:11It's a pipe.
38:20I like the wallpaper.
38:23Do you see all the eyes?
38:27All the eyes on the wall looking back at us?
38:32I've always seen the eyes.
38:42I often think I'm the only one
38:44who sees the things I see.
38:47How do you mean?
38:49Oh, you know, a detail.
38:52But here we are,
38:54seeing the same thing.
39:06She had to run errands.
39:11What?
39:11Now?
39:13It's nearly ten o'clock.
39:16You're not angry, are you?
39:24Oh.
39:25Hi.
39:48Oh, hi.
39:57Oh, hi.
40:06Okay, good night.
40:08She'll be back any minute.
40:11I know it.
40:12What the hell?
40:15Um, I just want you to know
40:19that we all think of you
40:21as a very kind, gentle,
40:24even-keeled person.
40:25All right, yeah, okay.
40:26Good night, then.
40:45Good night, then.
40:48Suspense is building
40:49neighbors, let's not do this again soon.
40:52And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
41:04Darla!
41:05My sweet baby!
41:07He saved the dog!
41:09Come here, baby!
41:11Come here, baby!
41:11Oh, baby girl.
41:12Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:15Where's your favorite bone?
41:17Yeah, she was just wandering
41:18Asheville present.
41:19Thank you so much, all.
41:21Oh, my hero, you brought me my baby.
41:24Oh, thank you.
41:25Come on, baby girl.
41:26Come on.
41:29Come on.
41:30Great.
41:31Now he's a hero.
41:33A dog saved is a dog saved.
41:36I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:40I guess you're off the hook now.
41:43I guess I am.
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:49So, you know, win-win.
41:51I'm gonna go soak my blisters.
41:54Todd, come help me.
41:56Come in.
42:07Oh, thanks for the wine.
42:18I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me
42:20about going out tonight,
42:21you broke into the house of the guy...
42:23There was no breaking, just entering.
42:26Yeah, okay.
42:26...of a guy who has already called the cops on you,
42:29and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog.
42:37For God's sake, Samira.
42:39This was so reckless and dangerous and illegal.
42:43He could have called the cops on you again.
42:47You could have been hurt.
42:49But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:52I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses
43:01and ripping up their basements.
43:02You don't understand.
43:03No, I don't.
43:06So, help me.
43:08Please, help me to understand.
43:10Okay.
43:12Maybe it's not about the dog.
43:14What, then?
43:17I know.
43:19I know something's wrong.
43:21That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28Sticking up Alison Grant's bones.
43:35Samira, I have told you.
43:37That is just a rumor.
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42Yeah, I don't know.
43:43Logs.
43:44Newspapers.
43:45Yeah, it's kindling.
43:45That's how people start fires.
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:50Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't.
43:59And I started digging.
44:01He was burning evidence about her death.
44:04You have to know that...
44:05Enough!
44:06Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago.
44:08Her body isn't down there.
44:10So just drop it!
44:19I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.
44:22I'm just tired.
44:30I'm sorry.
44:35Samira, I'm sorry.
44:36It's okay.
44:37Consider it dropped.
44:45So, she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:49I mean, I get the instinct.
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary.
44:54I don't like him.
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:58And if he called the cops on me...
45:01Oh, man, I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
45:05Don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house, and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:22No, you don't.
45:23I would see it.
45:24I mean, I see everything.
45:30It's just, I...
45:33I like having clear boundaries set.
45:36No surprises.
45:37I know what to expect.
45:38And then I don't worry.
45:41Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:51For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear,
46:00but we all contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay.
46:08Showed you mine.
46:09You gotta show me yours.
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret from yesterday.
46:14Come on.
46:15Well, I found a police report.
46:18And?
46:19Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:27It's Rob.
46:42One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
46:52Two can be as bad as one.
46:57It's the loneliest number since the number one.
47:09And now it's the saddest experience you'll ever know.
47:20Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know.
47:29Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:38Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
47:48Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:58Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:07Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
48:15One is the loneliest number one
48:19Is the loneliest number one
48:24One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:32One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
49:02One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
49:03One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
49:03One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
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