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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:42Shit.
03:44Shit.
03:44Shit.
03:45Shit.
03:46Shit.
03:51Shit.
03:53Shit.
03:54Shit.
04:00What the hell?
04:29What the hell?
04:54Oh.
04:56Oh.
04:57Oh.
04:59Oh.
05:03Chance.
05:05Listen to Chance.
05:14Chance!
05:18Chance, I'm coming.
05:22Hello?
05:27Hello?
05:27Hello?
05:29James.
05:30Come here.
05:31James!
05:31Come here, come here.
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am!
05:34Uh, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden my dog fell through the floor.
05:40Get out!
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in!
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
06:04No.
06:10Demar.
06:12Uh, you okay?
06:14Yeah.
06:15Yeah.
06:15It's just kind of been a weird day.
06:17That's all. Sorry.
06:18No, no, it's fine.
06:20Listen, we are totally packed tonight.
06:21Pushing it on the fire code, so just, you know,
06:23don't let anyone else in until it clears out a bit.
06:26I got you.
06:26Bees of fuzz.
06:28It's a blue dandelion fuzz.
06:30And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer!
06:35A drink in my hand.
06:38My snow's against the burning sand.
06:40It's probably game for just any summer.
06:43We're melting!
06:45We're melting bitches!
07:00What the hell was that?
07:04Hey, stop!
07:09I can't get it open!
07:10Keep trying.
07:11I'm going to call the fire department.
07:13Get that door open.
07:14Okay.
07:15Hold on!
07:17Hold on!
07:41The door was jammed.
07:43Quick, go through me!
07:44What do you mean?
07:45Go through me.
07:47I don't believe it.
07:48What is he saying?
07:49I think he said he wants us inside him.
07:51Pass.
07:52He's saying he wants us to go through him.
08:00How do I do this?
08:02Do I just enter you?
08:03I really don't know, really.
08:04Hold on, just give me a second.
08:07Now, now.
08:08Okay.
08:09Okay.
08:10Okay.
08:10All right.
08:12Why do I do this?
08:14Oh, God.
08:14Oh, look.
08:16Oh, look at that.
08:16There's the other side.
08:18Shit.
08:18It works!
08:20Everyone follow me!
08:21Exit through Damar!
08:32Hurry, this shit ain't easy!
08:38Hey.
08:39Jesus.
08:40Sorry, man.
08:40I didn't mean to scare you.
08:41I just wanted to come out here and say thank you.
08:44I don't swear it.
08:46I'm sure anybody would have done that.
08:47Are you being serious right now?
08:48You just saved everybody's life in that building.
08:51You just saved my life.
08:53I gotta pay you back.
08:55I don't need anything.
08:56Good.
08:57Having a new job.
08:58What?
08:59Damar, after what you did tonight, there's no way, no offense,
09:03that you can go be a doorman anymore.
09:05Come work for me.
09:06I'll put you on the payroll.
09:08Look, Mr. Jagat, I appreciate it, but I'm fine.
09:10You got a good ball.
09:12Starting salary is $200,000 plus benefits.
09:15Yeah, that'll work.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Josh Gad is in the news again.
09:19The Frozen star is catching fire and turning heads
09:21with his new super-powered personal valet.
09:24The man in question appears to be Damar Davis,
09:27former Wilcox employee,
09:28who's affectionately been dubbed doorman.
09:30He's been spotted all over town with Josh
09:32and seemingly has the power to move himself
09:34and his boss through solid walls.
09:37Davis recently saved a crowd from a fire
09:40at a popular nightclub.
09:41Now, it seems he's exclusively using his talents
09:44in service of Gad.
09:46Meanwhile, this Mormon has just booked a new project,
09:49an action comedy called Cash Grab.
09:52You might say this former LeFou is Gaston Aro.
10:06Dying for some sugar.
10:07They got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there.
10:09But it's better to have no cookie
10:11than a disappointing cookie.
10:12You know what I'm saying?
10:14Frank Preminger, Hanover Agency.
10:16Oh, I heard of that.
10:18Damar, right?
10:18Yeah.
10:19The doormat.
10:20Live and direct.
10:22Ding-dong.
10:24You're a funny guy.
10:26Yeah.
10:27You ever think about acting?
10:29Nah.
10:30Not my thing, Frank.
10:33Besides, who can get J. Gad his snack plate?
10:35True.
10:36Keep it.
10:37You never know.
10:38It's just, you know,
10:39the heist is feeling flat.
10:42Mm-hmm.
10:43I agree.
10:43I think we need something more original.
10:45Well, we could go back to flooding the vault.
10:47I always liked that version.
10:48Snatched you some crap Rangoon's
10:50before they got housed.
10:52Or we could use liquid nitrogen
10:54to freeze the locks and shatter them.
10:56The vault needs to be impenetrable.
10:58The whole point is that this crew
11:00are the only ones on the planet
11:02that can get in or out.
11:06Um, I may have something.
11:08Look, man, I want to help out.
11:11I can't act.
11:12Who cares?
11:13I can't act.
11:14It's never stopped me from being an actor.
11:16We'll make sure it's only a couple of lines.
11:17This will be easy, I'm telling you.
11:20You know what's easy?
11:20If you bring somebody else in.
11:22Keep the idea.
11:23Brilliant idea.
11:24Bring in a real actor.
11:26Then you can fake it with CGI.
11:28Yeah, but what makes it cool
11:30is that it's you.
11:31People know who you are.
11:33They would go crazy.
11:35I don't know.
11:36I'm more comfortable behind the scenes.
11:38Demora, there is a reason
11:40that you are making headlines.
11:42You have something that
11:43other people just don't.
11:45It's a charisma, a charm.
11:48On top of all of that,
11:49you can become a door.
11:52It is not every day
11:53that an opportunity like this
11:54just falls into your lap.
11:56You do realize that, right?
12:02All right.
12:03Yeah.
12:04All right.
12:06It's gonna be great.
12:12Vamos a la playa, amigos.
12:14We've been training
12:14ten years for this.
12:16And now we've only got
12:17thirty seconds
12:17to grab some cash.
12:26Oh, no shit!
12:28We're trapped!
12:30I knew you tripped
12:31the silent alarm.
12:32What difference does it make?
12:33We're all gonna die!
12:34Hey!
12:34Keep it together, you two.
12:36Why, Jake?
12:37It's time to panic!
12:38I wouldn't be so sure
12:39about that.
12:43Ding-dong, mother...
12:45Doorback!
12:48Doorback!
12:49Doorback!
12:50Doorback!
12:51Doorback!
12:52Doorback!
12:53Doorback!
12:53Doorback!
12:54Doorback!
12:54Doorback!
12:55Doorback!
12:55Doorback!
12:55What did I tell you?
12:56Huh?
12:57They love you!
12:59And things get a little crazy
13:01on this week's Murphy Family
13:02when special guest
13:03DeMar Doorman-Davis
13:05comes a-knockin'.
13:08There's the door!
13:10Man!
13:15Where is that thing?
13:17I'm so embarrassed.
13:19Oh, hold on.
13:20I got this.
13:27Ding-dong, baby!
13:29Ding to the dong!
13:30The people are real.
13:32The rulings are real.
13:33And this week's guest judge
13:34isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
13:36Ding-dong!
13:37I said ding-dong!
13:38You ding-dongs!
13:39I am a big fan.
13:41You want a pick?
13:42Okay.
13:47I remember this place.
13:50Dang, girl, you done got a fine.
13:51What's up?
13:52Yo!
13:53You mind if I come in for a drink?
13:54Oh, of course.
13:55Mr. Dorman, please.
13:56Head right in.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Oh, the thing's quiet there.
14:00Why don't you come have a drink with us?
14:01Oh, I love that.
14:04Ding-dong.
14:05Ding-dong!
14:07Ding-dong!
14:08Ding-dong!
14:08I said dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
14:13You'll be dancing on the top in Hollywood.
14:16Oh, yeah.
14:17You'll be dancing on top in Hollywood.
14:20All right.
14:21Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood.
14:23Hollywood, Hollywood.
14:24So, oh, Hollywood, Hollywood.
14:26It's Hollywood, Hollywood.
14:28Yeah!
14:30Is there a celebrity in here
14:32that used to be my employee?
14:33Oh, Peggy Wazuko!
14:35Ding-dong!
14:36Yo!
14:36Yo!
14:37What's going on?
14:39Wow!
14:41Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Number one club owner in L.A.
14:44And an amazing boss.
14:46Wow, look at you.
14:48You look great.
14:50I heard you got a movie out.
14:51Ding-dong!
14:52I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet.
14:54Yes?
14:54Don't worry about it.
14:55How are you doing?
14:56Me?
14:56Yeah.
14:57You know, same old, same old.
15:01So, uh...
15:02You happy?
15:03Damn straight.
15:04Just got off the phone with my agent.
15:06You told me he landed me a huge, huge commercial contract.
15:11Wow.
15:12Life's about to change.
15:21The hell?
15:23Wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase?
15:25That's a good one, Samuel.
15:28Mark that one.
15:30Please tell me when it's 15 minutes or up.
15:36Get real tired of this ding-dong business.
15:40Some fools are hating, but doorman still makes me smile.
15:46Oh, thank you.
15:49I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal.
15:51Let me know if you need anything else.
15:52Will do.
15:54Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
15:59Or, I could go to town with this round.
16:05Door, man.
16:06Yo, this is crazy.
16:07I'm such a huge fan, bro.
16:09Good to meet you, bro.
16:10I appreciate that.
16:11Yeah.
16:12So, hey, look.
16:13I was looking over the pages.
16:14Yeah, man.
16:14We wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning, man.
16:16Go easy on me.
16:16No, no.
16:17It ain't that.
16:17It's just...
16:19I'm a little nervous about the bit.
16:21Don't sweat it.
16:22People love when you can poke a little fun at yourself, man.
16:24Trust me.
16:24Okay.
16:25Cool.
16:26I gotta get back out to rehearsal.
16:27All right.
16:28See you out there.
16:28For sure.
16:36Hey, what's up, y'all?
16:39It's me, D-list actor and literal door, DeMar Davis, a.k.a. Doorman.
16:43And welcome to Ding Dong Tonight.
16:50I'm a little thirsty.
16:52A little thirsty.
16:52Let me see what I can.
16:53Oh.
16:54Oh.
17:00Tastes like door.
17:02A ding dong.
17:04What else I got up in here?
17:07Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:09My mixtape.
17:09This is my mixtape.
17:10I've been looking for this.
17:12Ding dong.
17:13Oh.
17:14Oh.
17:15I call this the go long ding dong.
17:23Oh.
17:24Oh, look out of there.
17:27Oh.
17:28What's up, DeMar?
17:30Hey.
17:30What are you doing here?
17:31I thought you was hiding out from the IRS.
17:34Earl, come on.
17:35You got to cool it with those rumors.
17:37And that impression?
17:39Ding dong.
17:40I mean, who is that?
17:41That's not me, is it?
17:43I mean, I'm much more than just a catchphrase.
17:45You know, Earl, a lot of people don't realize that I've been taking acting classes at the Stella
17:50Adler Academy.
17:51Really?
17:51Yeah.
17:52Well, let's see some of that training.
18:10alas poor yurik i knew him horatio a fellow of infinite ding dong
18:25with my diet sometimes i have trouble getting things to move through me try expolex it'll have
18:32your insides as insubstantial as mine doorman boundaries ding dong
18:41expolex and new black cherry flavor oh sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of late well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expolex they said the
18:57campaign will be smart and elevated like seinfeld and american express with these yeah about that
19:05ogilvy is cutting the contract short they just feel the jokes a little
19:11stale exactly that's why we need to come up with some new ideas let me pitch you late tomorrow they
19:17already signed michael strahan so strahan yeah that doesn't make sense just a normal guy he is
19:24charming af and apparently suffers from chronic constipation damn can we fight this i mean we
19:31got a contract right i don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency things are getting
19:35pretty tight behind on car payments and a few other things come on tomorrow you got to be more careful
19:42with your money you know how this business works you can't count on the next paycheck until it's in
19:48your hands you've never said that i'm saying it now you don't have any other superpowers you didn't
19:58tell me about right just a door thing cool okay well look this is a dip this is a tiny
20:06little dip
20:06we're gonna get back on top we're gonna get you something better something uh smart and elevated
20:13trust me that's right this you don't even need this no more this is a drum because with the potato
20:20bag your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy on the outside why juggle a tough schedule
20:26when you can just use the potato bag just drop it and plop it in the microwave you hear that
20:31sound
20:32i think the potatoes just said ding dong
20:37whoo well looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds himself
20:43in a bit of hot water steam might be more accurate demar davis has been hit with several lawsuits over
20:50his involvement in the potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam burns ouch
20:56hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to the hundreds
21:02of
21:03you who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm in full support
21:09of the class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product incorporated i think at
21:18this moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where all this is going
21:24for me
21:25and for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep knocking
21:32um
21:56oh there's my best friend miss you man i miss you more guess what though studio wants cash grab too
22:02really hell yeah you bullshitting no man we're getting the band back together you in of course
22:09a man beautiful man let's do it yeah hell yeah amazing all right i'll be in touch bud all right
22:23thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:48okay
22:49everybody use that again i'm coming
22:54tomorrow go ahead
22:58okay
23:03cast grab to a park is up in our game on the stunts hey you want an incredible hulk huh
23:07you ain't that tall
23:08tomorrow you're all right with that right the stunts of course me and tom cruise we do our own stunts
23:13baby
23:14stop stop stop stop mark you good bud yeah i'm good to go okay gtg
23:20get mark
23:23and action
23:31we can only get one shot at this you stop you ready always take
23:38we're in position they're in place here we go
23:58i'm going through
24:22where is he
24:40where is josh gad the world wants to know it's been months since he disappeared inside
24:47demar davis and the department of damage control is still searching for answers we want to assure
24:53the american public that the department of damage control takes this horrific incident seriously
24:58demar davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life
25:02we will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again
25:08while the doodc continues to probe experiment and investigate every inch of demar davis
25:14hollywood is now waiting every major studio in hollywood is doing their part to avoid another
25:20possible tragedy they're calling it the doorman clause going forward it will be nearly impossible
25:26for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or tv roles the insurance required now
25:33astronomical everything okay is it bad news oh no it's good it's all good
26:01i have come a long way from the hills of tennessee and i've worked hard to make the folks back
26:08home real proud of me
26:10now everybody knows my name no matter where i go but i never really made it till the johnny carson
26:18show
26:22now i have dreamed of stardom since i was just a kid a million dollar dream beneath this 13
26:30dollar wig in my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow i became an overnight
26:37success from the johnny carson show from polyester paradise to silk and satin frills
26:46from a 48 foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill from moonshine to rare wine from a packard
26:55to a rose
26:55but i never really made it till the johnny carson show now there's only one small problem sometimes i
27:04get disturbed folks sometimes get me confused with monty rock the third but still i think it's worth it
27:12and i just thought you should know that i'll always owe a special thanks to the johnny carson show
27:19i went from pop beats to diamonds from car coats to burp from k-mart to gucci's from here no
27:28telling where
27:28from hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast but i never really made it till the johnny carson show
27:48sometimes i like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come
27:56here's the buzz kids will blow down the lion fuzz and i'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
28:05i drink in my hand my snow up against the burning sand probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer
28:15you'll finally see a summer breeze blow away a winter storm and find out what happens in solid water
28:22when it gets warm and i can't wait to see what my body's all think of me just imagine how
28:31much cooler i'll be in summer
28:34summer
28:55the hot and the cold are both so intense put them together it just makes sense
29:04winter's a good time to stay in this cuddle quick cook me in summer and i'll be a
29:07happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
29:15happy happy happy happy happy
29:18Nell Man!
29:28Nell Man!
29:32Wynch is a good day to say it at cuddle.
29:36Wind is a good day to cuddle.
29:38Hello, hello, hello, hello.
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