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20:39Right Manhattan, and a Diet Pepsi.
20:44Thanks.
20:48We could take a cab home.
20:50Don't tell me you don't need a drink, because you need a drink.
20:52I don't need a drink.
20:53You need a drink.
20:55You don't need a drink.
20:56I call bullshit on that.
20:58I need sleep.
20:59That's what I need.
21:00Hey, cheers to the best tour yet.
21:04You leave me hanging here?
21:05I do not clean buses with fucking Diet Pepsi.
21:08Best book tour.
21:10What is that?
21:11Is that like best stomach cancer?
21:13You endure it.
21:14You do not toast it.
21:15Oh, how I hate all those paying customers showering me with love and respect.
21:19Why do I have to make so much money?
21:22How do you bear it?
21:32Bunch of dummies.
21:34Wow.
21:35It's a ship that sails on sand?
21:38Purple sand?
21:39That is, uh, that's brilliant.
21:41The world needed that.
21:43And the world needed yet another female character
21:45who spends all her time mooning over
21:47some fucking proud and haughty pirate.
21:50He's a Corsair, not a pirate.
21:52Mmm.
21:53Mandovian Spicefruit.
21:56Jesus, that...
21:57It's like a bad episode of Star Trek.
22:00Alright, so how about you throw everybody a change-up?
22:01Hmm? Greensand?
22:03Is that a purple?
22:05Maybe it's time for your series book.
22:09Why not? You've been plugging away on it for five years.
22:12Four and a half. Barely.
22:14Pardon me. So put it out already.
22:15I can't just...
22:18It needs polishing.
22:21Obviously. I mean, it does, right?
22:22Okay, take the next few months and polish.
22:25I'll work it out.
22:26I'll buy you some more time before your next Wecaro.
22:30You really think bitter chrysalis is that good?
22:35I think people will love it.
22:42You ever read, um, Finnegan's Wake?
22:44No.
22:46I tried, too.
22:47In grad school.
22:51It's probably great.
22:53I don't know.
22:55All I know is it made me miserable trying to get through it.
23:01I think you're...
23:03You make even one person happy?
23:06Maybe that's not art.
23:08It's something.
23:16To Rabanne.
23:19Proud, haughty Rabanne.
23:29Did you bring your cigarette?
23:31Since when do you smoke?
23:33Since now?
23:34Made my rise all over the town.
23:38I'm in the house.
23:41And everybody's like to have what I got.
23:44You're going down this door to the bottom.
23:47It's what you find me here.
23:49That's my name.
23:55Are you trying to start a forest fire?
23:57Stop wasting my butane.
24:00Stop telling me how to smoke.
24:02I used to smoke in middle school.
24:04You know, you're supposed to light the other person's cigarette first, by the way.
24:06That's etiquette.
24:07Yeah?
24:07On a plane, do you put your own oxygen mask on first?
24:13Ooh.
24:14You're going to hear it.
24:15Houston Mom, 78, says about Blood Song.
24:18Best Waikaro ever.
24:19All caps.
24:20And, uh...
24:2416, 17!
24:25No.
24:25Wow.
24:26Is that a new record?
24:27It's gotta be.
24:28Spoiler alert.
24:29Rabanne is back.
24:30And yummier than ever.
24:31Yummier than ever.
24:32Think she means?
24:33Mm-mm.
24:34You better belief he's got my permission to come aboard.
24:37I'd walk his plank any time.
24:39I'm sensing a nautical motif.
24:41Little bit.
24:41Think Houston Mom's off for meds again?
24:43I think Houston Mom would spread her legs for a grilled cheese sandwich.
24:48Huh.
24:51Look at that.
24:53What?
24:55What do you think they're doing?
24:57What's what doing?
24:58I don't know.
24:58The planes.
25:00Look.
25:03I don't know.
25:04Well, is that weird?
25:05Yeah, it's weird.
25:06Isn't it?
25:07All of them kind of parallel like that?
25:10Huh.
25:10I don't know.
25:22Anybody else weigh in?
25:24That's all the usual suspects.
25:26Plus a few new ones.
25:28Everybody loves it.
25:40You want to answer a few questions for them?
25:43What now?
25:44No, no, no.
25:45Do a quick one.
25:45Let them know you're paying attention.
25:48Carol, my husband says Rabanne can be my hall pass, which I don't think is fair since Rabanne's not a
25:53real live person, although I wish he was.
25:55In real life, was there an actual man you were thinking of when you came up with Rabanne?
26:01That's hilarious.
26:05You want to tell the truth?
26:09What do you have to lose?
26:13Put down George Clooney.
26:15What?
26:16Nothing.
26:17What's wrong with him?
26:17Nothing.
26:18Just...
26:18I mean, how about a hot Brazilian soccer player?
26:21Someone with dreadlocks?
26:22Hip it up.
26:25Just...
26:25Put George Clooney.
26:27It's safer.
26:34Shit!
26:50Oh.
26:56Buddy, you...
26:57You okay, buddy?
27:05Oh, Jesus.
27:17Helen, should we call someone?
27:22Helen!
27:23Helen, stop looking at the goddamn fu-
27:25Helen?
27:43Helen?
27:44Helen?
27:46Helen?
27:47Helen?
27:49Helen?
27:50Helen?
27:51Helen?
27:52Help!
27:53Somebody help us!
27:54Help!
27:56Just hang in there.
27:57Hang in...
27:58Hang in there.
27:59Just hang in there.
28:07Can't wait a minute.
28:09Help!
28:12Oh, my God!
28:21Oh, no, no!
28:24Oh, no, no.
28:25Oh, no!
28:27No, no.
28:27Oh, no, no.
28:29Oh, no!
28:33I don't know.
29:22Please, please.
29:23Please!
29:24Please, please.
29:25Please, please.
29:27Yes, yes!
29:28Shit! Shit! Shit!
29:31Shit! Shit!
30:01...
30:20Come on, come on, come on, come on!
30:23Come on! Come on, come on!
30:25Come on.
30:27Come on, come on, come on.
30:34Fuck you.
30:35Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
30:37Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
30:42Oh, fuck you!
30:52You better get out.
30:53Come on, get out, get out!
30:59No! Fuck!
31:04Fuck it, go!
31:05No!
31:05No, no, no!
31:06No, no, no!
31:20No, no, no!
31:35Come on.
31:47No!
31:50No!
31:52No!
31:58No!
32:00No!
32:04No!
32:06No!
32:07No!
32:08No!
32:09No!
32:10No!
32:18No!
32:24No!
32:25No!
32:32Oh, thank God!
32:35Oh, thank God!
32:58No!
32:59No!
33:06Oh, my God.
33:30Oh, my God.
34:01Wake up.
34:03Dr. Nguyen, I made you wake up.
34:09Please wake up.
34:10Dr. Nguyen, wake up.
34:15Please wake up.
34:17Dr. Nguyen, wake up.
34:20Dr. Nguyen, wake up.
34:21Oh, my God.
34:30Oh, my God.
34:38Oh, my God.
34:54I'm sorry, sorry!
35:20Okay, here we go.
35:25Helen?
35:27Helen?
35:28Helen?
35:31Helen?
35:32Helen?
35:43Baby...
35:51I'm...
35:56No, no, no, no, no.
36:23God damn it!
36:26Okay.
36:32Come on.
36:39No, no, no.
36:40God, no.
36:41Come on.
36:42Please.
36:43Please.
37:06Come on.
37:13Come on.
37:19Come on.
37:22Come on.
37:23Come on.
37:28Come on.
37:35Come on.
37:37Come on.
37:46Come on.
37:48Come on.
38:10Come on.
38:16Hey.
38:20Hey.
38:30Hey.
38:31What is happening?
38:42I don't think.
38:49Hey! Hey! Go sir. Touch her!
38:51You put her down! Put her down!
38:53Get out! Go away!
38:59What the hell is wrong with you people?
39:02We just want to help Harold.
39:39Oh, my God.
40:13What?
40:40Oh, my God.
40:41Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
41:25Oh, my God.
41:28Oh, my God.
41:36Oh, my God.
41:52Oh, my God.
42:03Oh, my God.
42:15Oh, my God.
42:29Oh, my God.
42:31Oh, my God.
42:50Oh, my God.
43:06There's a spare key.
43:08Oh, my God.
43:11Oh, my God.
43:11Oh, my God.
43:13Oh, my God.
43:16Oh, my God.
43:31Oh, my God.
43:51Oh, my God.
43:52Oh, my God.
43:58Oh, my God.
44:01Oh, my God.
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