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01:53Hey, if Ms. Sunshine asks for my phone number again, you tell her to pound sand.
02:17She's going to be all right, isn't she?
02:19She's going to be fine.
02:34She's going to be fine.
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04:28She's going to be fine.
04:35She's going to be fine.
05:02Oh, my God.
05:35Oh, my God.
05:44Oh, my God.
06:12But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
06:42Oh, my God.
06:46Oh, my God.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:21Oh, my God.
07:37Are you fucking kidding me?
07:43Fine.
07:46God win it!
07:50Fuck you!
07:53Bye!
08:45Afflicted, afflicted people.
08:59Let's do this.
09:56To my 12 fellow survivors, greetings. I'm Carol Sturka.
10:02Some of you know me. Some of you have yet to meet.
10:05But, if you're still one of us, then this message is for you.
10:14There is a way to undo this situation.
10:17To turn the world back the way it's supposed to be.
10:24How do I know this?
10:26Because earlier today, these afflicted people, these others,
10:31they basically told me so themselves.
10:33Because guess what?
10:35They can't lie.
10:39Which is yet another thing I've discovered.
10:43This alien virus, or whatever it is, it doesn't allow them to do that.
10:51So, what is this solution exactly?
10:56That they didn't tell me.
10:58But, but they so resisted telling me that everybody suddenly burst into tears.
11:06Worldwide, apparently.
11:09Which I know upset at least one of you.
11:11And then after that, they completely abandoned the city I live in.
11:17Leaving me here, leaving me here all alone.
11:21Which says to me, I'm on the right track.
11:25Now, I realize some of you think the world might be better off this way.
11:33With all the newfound peace, love, and understanding.
11:37Enjoy that opinion.
11:40Relish it.
11:42Because it may be the last one you ever possess.
11:44And when the day comes that you have peace and love forced upon you,
11:48who knows, maybe in that last fleeting moment,
11:52you might just realize you treasured your individuality.
11:59Please, let's work together.
12:02The 13 of us.
12:03Because it's going to take everything we've got.
12:07But, these people need saving.
12:12We owe it to humanity.
12:16Call me anytime, day or night.
12:20Good luck and Godspeed.
12:42Hello, Carol.
12:44This is a recording.
12:46At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
12:50Yes.
12:51Yes.
12:51We'll do our best to provide it.
12:52Mm-hmm.
12:53Got it.
12:55Got it.
12:55Got it.
12:56But after everything that's happened,
12:58we just need a little space.
13:00Got it.
13:02It's Carol.
13:04I've made a video.
13:05You're not going to like it.
13:07However, I want you to make 12 copies
13:09and distribute them to all of the other people like me.
13:12And for those that don't speak English,
13:14I want you to subtitle what I say word for word.
13:19I certainly can't force you to do this.
13:21However, you doing it would please me.
13:23And I know you're into that.
13:26But, and conversely, if you don't do it,
13:30I can't be held responsible for the biblically shitty mood
13:33in which I will no doubt find myself.
13:37So, I'm going to leave it outside on the curb by a rock.
13:42And I'll stay far, far away.
13:44Because God knows you need your space.
14:11I'm going to leave it outside.
14:12I'm going to leave it outside.
14:13So, I'm going to leave it outside.
14:14Let's go.
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16:59No, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
17:22Hey!
17:25Get out of here!
17:37Let's go.
17:41Let's go.
18:09Hello, Carol.
18:11This is a recording.
18:13At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
18:17We'll do our best to provide it.
18:19Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol.
18:22But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
18:29I want the lights back on.
18:31I want the lights back on.
18:32Everywhere.
18:34Now.
18:36Let's go.
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20:30Hello?
20:32Hello?
20:33Hello, Carol.
20:34This is a recording.
20:36We can pick up your trash as long as it's bagged and each bag weighs 17 pounds or less.
20:42Please remove all bags from the bin and place them on the curb a minimum of two feet apart.
21:22If I went, please don't.
21:22Just go ahead and move the bars anyway.
21:23Got two.
21:23Let's go ahead and go.
21:23Let's find two hands.
21:33Let's go.
21:40Let's go.
21:42Let's start.
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24:29You motherfuckers sure love your milk.
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