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Adults.2025.S01E05 [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:10you
00:11What you're not gonna eat with us? I can't the dinner rush is starting. Give us a kiss before you
00:15go. Yeah, kiss us all on the mouth
00:24What oh my god, oh
00:26It's on set three alarms. He's bringing a guy home. He's gonna break his dry spell
00:33Okay, oh my god, he's got separate loads
00:38Okay, guys, come on. Let's go we have like three minutes
00:45The flowers
00:48Move the pictures of my sister. Hey, how do you want?
00:51How do you make a fucking swan? I don't think you one can be used as like a center
00:55I don't I don't know how I don't know how
00:58What are you doing? Oh, hi
01:00Wait, where's your guy?
01:02What guy the guy you're gonna fuck you sent three alarms. No bringing someone home is four alarms. Issa
01:10Our therapist died
01:12George is dead
01:16Yeah, oh my god, oh my god
01:20I don't know what
01:23What is vibrating it's me? It's me. It's me. I'm crying hard and fast
01:30I need some better vibes
01:35I need some better vibes
01:38I need some better vibes
01:39I need some better vibes
01:41I need some better vibes
01:44I need some better vibes
01:46I need some better vibes
01:48I need some better vibes
01:50I seriously can't with this veil
01:51Can you stop?
01:53It's tradition in my culture
01:55You can't just say that when you want to wear something
01:57I didn't make a thing about your hat
01:59My yarmulke?
02:00Yeah, Anton
02:00Can you imagine his poor wife finding him like that?
02:04Just awful
02:06The family asked to respect their privacy
02:08So I'm just staying out
02:10I know
02:11You know what that means though
02:13Oh my god
02:15Good morning friends family
02:17We're gathered here today to remember
02:19Look at me. She took his life
02:21Huh? What? What?
02:23George took his life
02:26Took it where?
02:27No, Isa
02:30Oh
02:31Yeah
02:32Totally
02:35I hate funerals too
02:36Just come with me
02:37Hello? Stop
02:38Hey, oh my god, so sorry, ma'am
02:40Oh, sorry, sorry
02:41I love your hair
02:41I'm just so sad up front
02:43That's a really beautiful service
02:44That we just need to watch from the back
02:46Stop it, Anton
02:46What are you doing?
02:47George killed himself
02:48What? What are you talking about?
02:50I just heard that woman say that they found him
02:51And that they want us to respect their privacy
02:53Oh my god
02:53Those are the suicide ones
02:55I know
02:55Oh my god
02:58What if it was my fault?
03:00What, Isa?
03:00No, no, no, you don't understand
03:01I called him like six times a day
03:03Last week I woke him up at 3am to ask him if I was needy
03:06Isa, look at me
03:07Don't think I am, but
03:08Look at me
03:08George loved talking to you, okay?
03:11If anything, you prolonged his life
03:14But I do think it was me
03:15What? No
03:16No, but actually, okay
03:18The thoughts I was exposing him to were dark and compelling
03:20I asked him if his 10 year old self would be disappointed in the man he is today
03:24Maybe it was you
03:25What?
03:26I don't know
03:26I don't know
03:28I just
03:29I'm gone
03:29Oh god
03:32What if we committed thericide?
03:34What is thericide?
03:35Then your personality makes your therapist kill themselves
03:38Oh my god
03:38What do we do?
03:40Alright
03:40Call Billy
03:41I'm obviously calling Billy
03:42Call Billy
03:42I'm calling Billy
03:43Oh god
03:43She'll know what to do
03:45Voicemail
03:45What?
03:46Where is she?
03:48Oh, she's fucking Mr. Teacher
03:50Yeah, she's fucking the English teacher
03:50Yeah
03:53Can I come?
03:55Can you come?
03:57May I come?
04:06There you go
04:07Thanks
04:10World's best teacher, huh?
04:12The whole world, they called it
04:14It was you
04:14Yeah, I actually get like three of those mugs a year
04:16Wow
04:17So when people say teachers don't make enough
04:19I'm like, come on, we're fine
04:20Well, you're mug rich, so...
04:22We kind of make too much, if you consider the mugs
04:26So, um, a friend of mine is having an art show in Ridgewood tomorrow
04:31Very pretentious, very boring
04:33But I was thinking, if you're not busy, maybe you'd like to...
04:37You know...
04:40You don't know where I'm going with this, okay?
04:42I'd like to bring you, would you like to come?
04:43Yeah, I'd love to
04:44Yeah?
04:45Yeah
04:45Great
04:47My friends are gonna adore you
04:52Did I ever get you one of these?
04:53Don't think about it
04:54Okay
04:55Dude, even this job?
04:56Mm-hmm
04:57Dude, doing deliveries, I set my own hours
04:59Yeah
05:00And, like what, now my hours are just all the time?
05:02That sucks
05:02Bro
05:03Yeah
05:03And then, I come home and Anton's on a work Zoom
05:07And Billy won't stop talking about her credit score
05:10I know, it's like...
05:11Remember when the plan for Saturday was like, just park?
05:15Oh
05:15Like, park was the whole plan
05:18I think park's over, man
05:19Or like, Tech Dex, remember Tech Dex?
05:21Bro
05:22Yeah?
05:22Do I remember Tech Dex?
05:24Check this out
05:24Bro, I rip... I can still rip, I think
05:26I don't know
05:27Yeah, bro
05:28Like this
05:29I feel like I don't have the...
05:29Impossible?
05:30Dexterity anymore
05:31Wait, here, hold this
05:32Hold here
05:34Ooh
05:35Gladly
05:36Who's partying right now?
05:41Hey, boys
05:42How's it going?
05:44Hi
05:44Um
05:46Are your parents home?
05:47Yeah
05:48I know
05:48But that's okay, I can grab it for them
05:50No, hold your wrist
05:51I, uh...
05:52I have to scan an ID, so...
05:54Yeah
05:55Yo, tell me that
05:56Fuck!
05:57Oh my God, man
05:58Ooh
05:59You boys playing Melee?
06:01Uh, yeah
06:04Why, do you guys play?
06:05Uh, do we play?
06:06Not in a little while, but...
06:09Yeah, let me think
06:09Yeah, you could say that we play
06:11Yeah, you could say that we play
06:11Well, you guys should tag in, you know?
06:13Yes!
06:15Damn it
06:16Oh my
06:16Just give us one sec
06:18Yes!
06:22We can't give it to them, right?
06:23No, no, I'm saying no
06:24I'm saying no
06:25They'll be super messed up
06:26Super messed up, yeah
06:28Yeah
06:28Ooh, yes!
06:32But I mean, they'll probably find it another way
06:34If they want beer, they're gonna get beer
06:35Yeah
06:35And if we're in there, we can supervise
06:37We can supervise?
06:38Yeah, chaperone
06:38Yes
06:39Yeah
06:40Yes
06:43Hey, you're not gonna, like, drive or anything?
06:45No, we can't drive
06:47We're sophomores
06:48They're too young
06:49Yeah, that's okay
06:50Put that in the fridge
06:51Yo, I want controller right now
06:59Did I get an earring? Up there
07:01Up there?
07:01I think on the left
07:02Where'd you get that idea?
07:04From Dylan when he broke up with Chelsea
07:06He doesn't... it's not his only
07:07I know, but he's gonna know
07:09Next time we go over there
07:11Do you guys think he'll die one day?
07:15Yes
07:16Okay, announcement
07:17Anton and I need the living room tonight
07:18Why?
07:19I texted Taryn
07:20Ugh, Issa
07:21Wait, who's Taryn, I guess?
07:22Taryn, from Rory Rubin's Halloween party?
07:24Mm-mm
07:25She wore the Austin Powers costume
07:26Great skin
07:27Mm-mm
07:28Communes with the dead
07:29Oh, Taryn
07:30Yes
07:30Yes, she said that in a past life
07:32I invented dog fighting
07:33Mm-hmm
07:33She's very perceptive
07:34Okay, she's not coming over
07:36Anton, we need closure
07:37What if our sick, twisted minds killed George?
07:40We have to sit in that
07:41That's what George would say
07:42We have to sit in the uncertainty
07:44And why would we do that when we can talk to ghosts?
07:48Jared texted
07:49Stop, Jay, what'd he say?
07:50Jacket
07:51Smash tournament tonight, bring whatever shit you have
07:53Oh shit
07:54You guys, this is the saddest thing I've ever seen
07:57And I'm pretty sure my therapist shot himself in the face this week
07:59What's going on?
08:01They're going back to hang with the children
08:02No, really?
08:04Samir, it's weird
08:05Yeah, you're like a full decade older than them
08:07Okay, that's weak ass coming from someone who's hooking up with their high school teacher
08:11That's weak ass?
08:12Weak ass?
08:13So, Dylan?
08:14I know, how Dylan was that?
08:15Okay, we're not hooking up, we are a couple
08:18A couple who goes to art galleries
08:21Issa?
08:22You support my relationship, right?
08:23With Mr. Teacher?
08:24Yeah
08:25Absolutely
08:26It's so unhinged
08:27I love it
08:29Okay, also, we need to stop calling him Mr. Teacher
08:31Because he has a real name
08:32He does?
08:33Besides Mr. Teacher
08:35Oh, okay, that's him
08:36Okay, Samir, Paul Baker, look at me
08:39Look at me
08:40What?
08:41Do not go back to that teenage boy's house tonight
08:43Fine
08:44Okay
08:46Thank you
08:48And he can't bring his GameCube here either
08:51Obviously, I know that
08:52Yeah
08:54Fuck
08:54She thinks of everything
09:05Yes, yes, yes, yes
09:07So the Austin Powers thing wasn't just for Halloween
09:10Shh
09:11Be respectful
09:11She's giving us a huge discount
09:14You're paying her?
09:16Shut up
09:29Ask only what you wish to know
09:33Trust me
09:35Okay
09:36Okay
09:39Anton
09:45Is there a spirit here with us?
09:50Y
09:53E
09:55S
09:57There is a yes spot
09:58So you could have just gone there
10:00It's definitely George
10:01Yeah
10:01Oh, it's George
10:02I know it, I feel it
10:04Anton
10:04Shh
10:05Spirit
10:08What is your name?
10:13G
10:15I told you
10:16Yeah, you knew it
10:17E
10:24R
10:25What?
10:28O
10:31R
10:36O
10:38R
10:43G
10:44G
10:47G
10:47E
10:48Mm-hmm
10:50Giororoge
10:52Oh, maybe that's his heaven name
10:54Yes!
10:55Heaven name?
10:56Mm-hmm
10:56You get a new name when you cross over
10:58It's not in English
10:59Isa, she clearly just misspelled it
11:01She's not doing anything
11:03Isa, she's moving her own hand
11:05No, she's not
11:06Also, even if she was
11:07It's because the universe compelled her to
11:09Grow up
11:11Okay
11:11Ready?
11:12Can I ask something?
11:14Mm-hmm
11:14Sure
11:15George
11:15If you're actually here with us
11:17Give us a sign
11:24Why are you screaming?
11:25He's here
11:26Is he?
11:27He's fully here
11:29Giororoge
11:30Take my vessel
11:32No
11:35Okay, okay, okay
11:36Ask it
11:37I'm doing something weird
11:38Ask it
11:39Okay, okay, okay
11:40Okay
11:41Was your death our fault?
11:43Yes!
11:47Oh!
11:51God, we killed him
11:52You have to, babe
11:54Okay, get over here
11:57Ouch
11:59Ouch
12:01Ouch
12:02Ouch
12:05My nipples are so hard right now
12:10Can one of you drive me home after this?
12:12My license was revoked
12:15I'm banned from the train
12:23I told her, you know this is peewee fucking soccer
12:26If your kid is doing a header, you should be in a travel team
12:28Yes, it's just like this girl in Sophie's gymnastics class
12:31She's already doing a back tuck
12:33Okay, so your kid should be in the Olympics
12:35Is what I'm hearing
12:36Exactly
12:37Hey, guys, nice for coming
12:39Yeah, hey
12:40Let me show you around
12:43Hey
12:43Oh, hi
12:44She is
12:45Thank you
12:46So is it going to be weird?
12:48Hm?
12:49Oh, when your friends adopt me
12:52Because it's going to be kind of like you're sleeping with your friend's kid
12:55It's going to be a whole thing
12:56People are going to be talking about it
12:57Yeah, art shows are basically just standing around bitching about your forties
13:02Yeah
13:03And of course the heavy, heavy drinking
13:05Oh
13:07Speaking of
13:08Thank you
13:09Double up
13:11So this one's called Unraveling in Blue
13:14It's my favorite part
13:15The gentle ribbing of the artists themselves
13:18Okay, guys, very funny
13:19No, it looks like you're having a great time
13:21I mean, Georgia O'Keeffe who?
13:25So now tell me, does your wife know about her?
13:27Oh
13:29Okay, so you fully based this off me
13:35Like you sneaking into my room, like fully painting my vagina
13:40Please don't accuse me of that
13:43No, no, I wasn't
13:44No, I was joking
13:46I was ribbing ya
13:51Okay
13:52No, in all seriousness, dude
13:54The colors are really moving
13:57Yeah, you really nailed the pink of my clit
14:00Oh God
14:02Yikes
14:02Okay
14:02Mm-hmm
14:03Okay
14:04Let me show you
14:06Yeah
14:07One of those
14:08Hmm
14:11No, don't
14:13That's okay
14:13It's not that bad
14:14You nailed the pink of my clit?
14:17Yeah, that was a
14:17It was a big swing
14:19It was a huge swing
14:20That's so
14:25Alright
14:25Have a seat
14:27Okay
14:27Grab a beer
14:28We're chillin' with
14:30Who?
14:30Paul and Samir
14:32Saturday, huh?
14:34At Jerry's house
14:35What?
14:35And we about
14:36What?
14:37Tawala
14:39My name is
14:40Yo, shut up bro
14:43Hey guys
14:44Oh hey
14:44Good to see you
14:46Dude, what's up?
14:48What?
14:54Um
14:56Did you know that this was gonna be guy-girl?
14:57No
14:59Did you know this was gonna be guy-girl?
15:00No
15:00Dude, that definitely makes us feel a lot more...
15:03Stensitory
15:04Yeah, we did
15:05Oh
15:05Let me get you a drink
15:09Woah, woah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
15:14no, no, no
15:15Chill
15:15No, dude, I can't chill
15:17No, dude, I can't chill
15:17This is, I brought you this alcohol
15:19They're sophomores, dude
15:20Who, these girls?
15:21Yeah
15:22No, they're freshmen
15:24Okay
15:26Who are these guys, Jared?
15:27I don't know, some guys who buy us booze
15:29Jay
15:30Bro
15:31Why are they looking at her boobs?
15:33I'm not looking at, like, any, you know, Paul Baker, no, no, no, no, no, that's it
15:37Yeah, we're taking your booze, we're taking them
15:40This is very irresponsible, you guys
15:42You guys are completely out of control
15:44What is he doing?
15:45What do we do?
15:46We have to call it
15:47And you know what? We're confiscating, I'm taking your GameCube
15:49Yeah
15:49No, we'll leave the GameCube
15:51Okay, we'll leave the GameCube for now
15:54For now
15:56I mean, I wouldn't be here without George
15:58Oh, he truly cared about you, sweetheart
16:01Oh, thank you
16:02Thank you
16:03You know, when my mother got sick, George taught me so much about loss
16:08Sorry
16:09Yeah, just squeeze in
16:10Just squeeze in there
16:10And, you know, that was bone cancer
16:13I'm just gonna go
16:14I'm so sorry
16:15Oh, God, that sounds horrible
16:16I'm sorry
16:17I would love to sit there
16:20Thank you, Aaron
16:21That was beautiful
16:23If only George could hear that
16:25He'd be so happy
16:31Issa, not yet
16:32He can
16:32No
16:33Actually
16:35We talked to George
16:37Excuse me?
16:39We talked to George
16:40We communed with him
16:41He said we were supposed to save this till the end
16:42I know, but we have this information
16:43We have to tell them
16:44Let's just do it right now
16:44Ultimately, it will help them, Anton
16:47I didn't believe it at first either
16:48But there is some truth to it, so
16:50First of all
16:52I want you to know that George can still hear us
16:54And I am happy to tell you that he has arrived safely in the afterlife
16:58Where he is currently living with three roommates
17:02Which is cool
17:04Okay
17:04Um, George did have some unfinished business
17:07Yeah
17:07Mostly some tax stuff
17:09And something with the letter J
17:10Oh yeah, J
17:11J
17:11J
17:13Journey
17:13Journey
17:15Did he like the band
17:16Oh, Jewish
17:18Jungle
17:19But anyway, um
17:20Cause of death
17:22Uh, was
17:24The cause of death was
17:26Uh, cause no, everyone should know
17:27It's only right
17:28He said this
17:29Uh, Anton and I
17:30Are the reason that George shot himself in the face
17:33He took his life
17:34Sorry, took his life
17:34And we are so deeply sorry
17:37We abused our relationship with him
17:39And we turned him into a battered therapist
17:41Our minds are just so sick
17:42We're sick
17:43We're unwell
17:43We're not well
17:44And so it's just
17:45And he really should have never had to deal with us
17:47In the first place
17:48No, and we are just so
17:49I'm sorry, we are sorry
17:50Deeply sorry
17:51Deeply sorry
17:52For your loss
17:52Yeah
17:54George didn't kill himself
17:57What?
17:58What?
17:59You thought
17:59You were responsible for his death
18:03That is so narcissistic
18:05What?
18:07I'm sorry, who are you?
18:08My name's Katie
18:13Yeah, George didn't mention you once
18:15Ever
18:21They hated me
18:23They didn't hate you
18:24Uh, okay, did you see their faces after clit-gate?
18:27They think I'm a child
18:29No, they didn't
18:29Hey, Billy, come on
18:30Stop
18:31They thought you were great
18:33And if they didn't
18:34They're all drunks and depressives anyway
18:36Well, well, don't say that
18:37No, I mean it
18:38You're more mature than any of them
18:39And if they can't see how great you are
18:40Then fuck them
18:42I only went because Steve's my divorce attorney
18:45I'd much rather spend the night with your friends
18:48You would really like my friends
18:49Yeah? Right?
18:51Well, then I can't wait to meet them
18:53Well, I can't wait for you to meet them
19:00He slipped and fell in the shower
19:02He slipped and fell in the shower
19:04He slipped and fell in the shower
19:04He slipped and fell in the shower
19:05We're not monsters
19:06Oh, my God
19:07Oh, my God
19:08Oh, my God
19:09Oh, my God
19:09Uh, no, uh, no, I don't
19:12Know who these people are
19:15Stick it in
19:17Stick it up there
19:18Come on
19:18There you go
19:19There you go
19:21Atta boy
19:22Jared's a dick, bro
19:24I love you, Paul Rico
19:25I love you, bro
19:26I don't know them either
19:28There's old big bro
19:30Oh, it's Billy
19:31Sammy, it's Billy
19:32And the old guy she's in love with
19:33Oh, it's Billy
19:34Oh, fuck
19:35I never read Gatsby
19:36Old guy
19:36Billy, it's Paul
19:38Sammy, it's Billy
19:41Make sure you tell them to hydrate before bed
19:44Yeah
19:45Yeah
19:47Bye, George
19:49We'll miss you
19:50Yeah
19:51You were a wonderful therapist, George
19:53The best
19:54And we really don't know what we'll do without you
20:00Yeah, um
20:03And if you can hear us
20:06Um
20:09I'm not like a bad person
20:12Right?
20:17No
20:19Oh my God
20:20What was that?
20:21Did you hear that?
20:21Oh my God
20:22No, that was insane
20:23George?
20:24George?
20:25What the hell is going on?
20:27You have to ask one
20:28You have to ask one
20:28Okay, I'll ask one
20:29Okay?
20:29Love
20:32Will I die alone?
20:36No
20:38Oh my God
20:39Oh my God
20:40This is crazy
20:40Oh my God
20:41You go, you go
20:42Ite, you go
20:43Okay, uh, should I ask for a raise at work?
20:47Yes
20:48Oh my God
20:50You need that raise
20:51I need it
20:51You need that raise
20:52Oh my God
20:52I have goosebumps
20:53I have goosebumps
20:54Okay, okay
20:54I'll go
21:19I'll go
21:20And my weakness is a myth
21:22I'm also desperate
21:24For your love
21:28And I just want you to love me
21:30I just want you to love me
21:32I just want you to love me
21:33Control, leave me, love me
21:42Haha, good a business
21:51You
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