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00:00:29Satsang with Mooji
00:00:56Yeah man, everything is measured, cut, marked, just needs to be mounted.
00:01:00Right, you can take it from here?
00:01:03You're hopeless, man.
00:01:05No, no, it's cool, I got it.
00:01:07I will just come back after the trip and take care of it.
00:01:09Finish it up.
00:01:10Yeah.
00:01:11No, no, we know about you and Power Tools, bud.
00:01:16No, I got it.
00:01:18Geez.
00:01:19Yeah, I know.
00:01:20Sure.
00:01:22Right.
00:01:23Oh my god, man.
00:01:26So, did you use this thing to cut a cake or to skin a bear?
00:01:31This big ass knife you got in this box marked wedding stuff.
00:01:35Really?
00:01:36I don't remember it being this big.
00:01:38I was really drunk though.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Yeah, I set myself up for that one.
00:01:46Okay.
00:01:48Yeah, no, I got it.
00:01:50I'm just gonna lock up.
00:01:51I'm gonna drink some of your beer, eat some of your food.
00:01:53That way I can avoid Misha's cooking.
00:01:56Yeah, it's that bad.
00:01:58Right.
00:01:59Yeah, okay, well hurry your ass up.
00:02:01Let's get on the road.
00:02:30Right?
00:02:44Yeah, good.
00:02:45Right.
00:02:46Yeah.
00:02:58Cool.
00:03:51You're fucking kidding me.
00:04:14What was that?
00:04:20Jim and Elon's dog came over to our property again.
00:04:22Hmm.
00:04:24Oreo? He's harmless.
00:04:27Yeah, well, he comes over into the yard and he pisses all over my stuff.
00:04:30I had a million-dollar job on Avalencia last week, and all my gear smelled like dog piss.
00:04:35I told Jim if he did it again, I was going to toss him back over.
00:04:38Don't tell me that you threw Oreo over the fence.
00:04:40I didn't throw him over the fence, jeez.
00:04:43I picked him up, I set him down over the shortest portion of the fence.
00:04:47He squirmed out of my arms at the last minute, threw him over the fence.
00:04:51Jesus Christ.
00:04:53You love to blow shit out of proportion, you know that?
00:04:55If that was your precious garden, though, oh man, we would never hear the end of their truth.
00:04:58Let's not do this right now.
00:04:59They're going to be here any minute.
00:05:01Fine.
00:05:16Have you been reading these?
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:32I'm sorry.
00:05:35I'm sorry I didn't mean to barge in here like this and act all crazy.
00:05:40I just...
00:05:42I mean, this is amazing.
00:05:45Look, I promise you I'm going to make the best father.
00:05:49Now, this kid, he is going to be an All-American by his freshman year in college.
00:05:52Well, she will be an All-American.
00:05:54I don't know.
00:05:57What don't you know?
00:05:59This could be a game changer for us.
00:06:01Hayden, a baby doesn't fix a marriage.
00:06:05A baby isn't magic.
00:06:07Sometimes it makes things worse.
00:06:12Let's just talk about this when we get back.
00:06:16And we need to get ready.
00:06:18They're going to be here any minute.
00:06:20Come on.
00:06:21We have to go.
00:06:31We have to go.
00:06:54Move a little closer, closer.
00:06:57And I just want to hold you, hold you.
00:07:00I want to wrap you up in my arms.
00:07:03So make some space next to your heart.
00:07:06I'm going to take it slower, slower.
00:07:09And I just want to show you, show you.
00:07:13And even though you're right next to me, it feels like miles in between.
00:07:19Take a chance, girl.
00:07:21I dare you, move a little closer, closer, closer, closer, closer.
00:07:31Some things are better left unsaid.
00:07:36Let's leave the past in the past, wherever he is.
00:07:42And you've got walls built up like Jericho.
00:07:46And I count on that you let her go.
00:07:49Nothing left to do.
00:07:52Girl, I dare you, too.
00:07:54But I move a little closer, closer.
00:07:57And I just want to hold you, hold you.
00:08:00I want to wrap you up in my arms.
00:08:03So make some space next to your heart down and take it slower, slower.
00:08:09And I just want to show you, show you.
00:08:13And even though you're right next to me, it feels like miles in between.
00:08:19Take a chance, girl.
00:08:21I dare you, move a little closer, closer.
00:08:28You guys should take in this fresh air.
00:08:30Move a little closer, closer.
00:08:40I'm coming, coming.
00:09:01I'm coming.
00:09:10Yeah, man.
00:09:11Not bad.
00:09:12Not bad.
00:09:15I'm so relieved.
00:09:17It's pretty good.
00:09:20You doubted me?
00:09:21You don't think I can put together a kick-ass weekend?
00:09:24Well, now that we're rewriting history, we'll just forget that vacation from two years ago.
00:09:29Yeah, I was telling me we're forgetting about that one.
00:09:30Hey, I didn't hear any of you guys complaining when y'all got a full refund, so.
00:09:35Well, it really is beautiful out here.
00:09:38Isn't that clear?
00:09:39Yeah, it is.
00:09:41It's quiet.
00:09:45All right, so is there a bellhop, or do we got to get these bags ourselves?
00:09:48Oh, my God.
00:09:49Look.
00:09:51Look.
00:09:51Oh, my God, you guys, he's not moving.
00:09:53Who's not what?
00:09:54Hold on.
00:09:55Stay here.
00:09:57What?
00:10:05Hey, man, you okay?
00:10:13I don't think he's breathing, man.
00:10:25Oh!
00:10:26Ha!
00:10:27Oh, Jesus!
00:10:35That's the point, though.
00:10:36You never know.
00:10:37Never know what?
00:10:40You never know when an element of surprise might surprise you.
00:10:47Is everything okay?
00:10:53Oh, son.
00:10:55One of you guys dealing drugs or a hip-hop guy or something?
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:01I'd like me a practical ride, but that's a gas guzzle right there.
00:11:06Whatever tickles your pickle, though, am I right?
00:11:11Ladies, ladies, ladies.
00:11:16Bo Lee, I live down on the property.
00:11:20I'll be your concierge for the weekend.
00:11:24I'm Misha.
00:11:26I'm Misha, and this is Nora.
00:11:27Ah, pleasure.
00:11:29Bo Lee.
00:11:31I like that.
00:11:31Bo, and I'm Misha.
00:11:33Bo, and I'm Misha.
00:11:36Bo.
00:11:37Hey, Bo.
00:11:38Hayden.
00:11:39I'm the one who booked the place.
00:11:40Yeah, it's Bo Lee.
00:11:42Hey.
00:11:44And that's my buddy, Chris, and it looks like you already met the wives.
00:11:49Mm-hmm.
00:11:51You boys are going to have yourselves a damn fine time this weekend, huh?
00:12:01Okay, as the song goes, follow the leader.
00:12:10You know what I'm saying, man?
00:12:12What was that with you on the ground like that?
00:12:13We thought you were dead.
00:12:14Maybe I was.
00:12:16Nah, helps my spine, old back injury.
00:12:22Yeah, my chiropractor says the same thing.
00:12:25Lay on the lumpy ground with some gravel.
00:12:27There's one to feel back.
00:12:30Nice step.
00:12:42You coming, Nora?
00:12:46Hey, John.
00:13:10All right.
00:13:12So we got an L shape.
00:13:14There's a bedroom down that way.
00:13:17There's two more down there.
00:13:18Each got their own bathroom, you know, commode and everything.
00:13:23Even if there's two pair of you, it might be a good idea to sleep on opposite ends of the
00:13:28house anyway, you know what I mean?
00:13:32It's a living room over there.
00:13:35Fireplace.
00:13:36Feel free to use.
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:39Kitchen.
00:13:40Got a kitchen, table, chairs.
00:13:44Go out to this store here.
00:13:45It's like a courtyard and whatnot.
00:13:48You know, you got lots of land here.
00:13:50Barn, stables down there.
00:13:52You got to run the property.
00:13:53You know, except those trailers.
00:13:55That's where I stay.
00:13:58People always ask, you're asking about internet and cable TV.
00:14:04No, sir.
00:14:05I got some DVDs you can borrow if you like.
00:14:08If you need to get on the web, there's a coffee place down in town.
00:14:12And there's a bar across from the Payless.
00:14:14I go down there and watch the Kung Fu fights.
00:14:15They got good cable.
00:14:20Now, we're just here to unplug for the weekend anyway.
00:14:22And I'm sure my wife, for one weekend, can be off of Facebook.
00:14:27No one's on Facebook under the age of 60, dear.
00:14:31But I will need to get on Insta.
00:14:34Is that a site where dudes go to find other dudes?
00:14:39No.
00:14:39No.
00:14:40It's Instagram.
00:14:42Maybe you, I mean, we can hike into town this weekend.
00:14:45We can, you know, find some shops and find a little Wi-Fi.
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:51Shit, I don't know.
00:14:52That's a hell of a walk.
00:14:53Like 12 miles.
00:14:55I can see you ladies like to get sweaty.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03Got some keys here for you.
00:15:05All of these here.
00:15:07Can't figure something out?
00:15:08Just give me a holler, knock.
00:15:10Come on in.
00:15:11I don't care.
00:15:12I like to walk around all natural.
00:15:16That means no clothes on.
00:15:20That was a joke.
00:15:22Okay.
00:15:23Or was it?
00:15:26Clean up after yourself.
00:15:29The good Lord hates the slot.
00:15:35The good Lord hates the slot.
00:15:41Oh my God.
00:15:43Okay, seriously, where did you find this guy?
00:15:45I guess that's why I got such a good deal on this place.
00:15:48Yeah, no kidding.
00:15:48You shouldn't have left it up to your cheap ass.
00:15:50Oh no, Chris.
00:15:51He's not cheap.
00:15:52Don't you remember?
00:15:52He got the plastic champagne flutes, not the styrofoam last time.
00:15:58That's what?
00:15:58That was classified.
00:16:01That's classified.
00:16:05All right.
00:16:05Well, I'm going to go unpack.
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:08Hey, guys.
00:16:09Let's all freshen up and meet back here and I will make us some sangria.
00:16:16By sangria, she means sangrias, plural.
00:16:19Nice, nice.
00:16:21Oh, Lordy.
00:16:23All right.
00:16:24Let's do it.
00:16:29This place isn't so bad, right?
00:16:33Boley is a lunatic.
00:16:34I'm sure you two will become fast friends.
00:16:38Is that a shot at me or at him?
00:16:41Oh, my God.
00:16:43I'm kidding.
00:16:45Relax.
00:16:48Well, he certainly was into you.
00:16:51And that outfit.
00:16:56Let's just make the best of this weekend.
00:16:59Okay.
00:17:02Let's just make the best of this weekend.
00:17:11Babe, you never know when Boley Norman Bates might be lurking.
00:17:17I know.
00:17:18But you know how those guys are.
00:17:20I mean, they've been out here their entire lives.
00:17:22Just ain't as woke as a city folk.
00:17:25He didn't give you the creeps?
00:17:29He's harmless.
00:17:30Bit of a weirdo, but harmless.
00:17:35But if he oversteps this weekend, I'll be sure to say something.
00:17:39Oh, I'll be fine.
00:17:41I can handle myself.
00:17:43Trust me, I know you can.
00:17:44My badass and hardworking wife.
00:17:48I'm going to get changed.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52I just need to compose a few emails for Monday.
00:18:00This is supposed to be a work-free weekend.
00:18:01Remember?
00:18:03I know it.
00:18:04It'll just take a sec.
00:18:06And it's hardly work anyway.
00:18:09Well, good luck anyhow.
00:18:10There's no Wi-Fi here, remember?
00:18:11I just need to compose them while they're still in my head.
00:18:13And I'll send them Sunday night when we get in.
00:18:18God.
00:18:24And then this motherfucker says, I don't need to see your ID, just hers.
00:18:28I'm like, fuck you, man.
00:18:30I don't look that old, do I?
00:18:31Come on.
00:18:32And then you looked in the mirror.
00:18:33Look at Noah bringing the heat.
00:18:35Look at your girl, man.
00:18:37I'm telling you, man, this is why I can never win a fight with her, because she's too quick for
00:18:40me.
00:18:41Too quick.
00:18:41Well, I mean, come on.
00:18:43You do.
00:18:44You look young for your age.
00:18:45He does.
00:18:46But you don't look under 21.
00:18:48Well, shit, neither do you.
00:18:50Oh, no, you didn't.
00:18:52No, you didn't.
00:18:54Do you see this?
00:18:55Do you see this?
00:18:56Do you see the shit that I put up with all the time?
00:19:00Oh, well, please, you don't look under 21.
00:19:02I mean, come on.
00:19:03No, no, first of all, you...
00:19:06Misha looks like she could pass for 21.
00:19:08And second of all, you don't say that kind of thing to a woman.
00:19:10Mm-hmm.
00:19:11What is wrong with you?
00:19:12Really?
00:19:13Chris, help me out, man.
00:19:14She does not look under 21.
00:19:16Yeah, Chris.
00:19:17What do you think?
00:19:18Yes, Chris, what do you think?
00:19:20What's the question?
00:19:21No, I, uh...
00:19:23Look, I know that she's not 19, so I can't release it.
00:19:28But it's simple.
00:19:29The question is, does Misha look like she could pass for 21 or no?
00:19:34And the answer is yes.
00:19:36Yeah, he's thinking.
00:19:37We've got company.
00:19:39Lydia's looking at answers.
00:19:52Suppertime, suppertime.
00:19:56I'm sorry to barge in.
00:19:59Got a bowl of blue down there at the barn.
00:20:02Owner keeps them up here in the washer-dryer room and y'all's place.
00:20:05So, here I am.
00:20:08Do your thing, man.
00:20:10It's your place.
00:20:11Oh, no, no.
00:20:13No, I run things here.
00:20:14But, you know, this weekend, it's Misha's home.
00:20:17Carry on.
00:20:30Okay, that spitting in that bottle, that's nasty.
00:20:33It is.
00:20:33That is nasty.
00:20:34I mean, just in it.
00:20:35Oh, yeah.
00:20:37We know lots of guys that do that.
00:20:38I play baseball.
00:20:38What are we, at 1940?
00:20:39A bunch of guys that do stuff like that.
00:20:40I'm not.
00:20:41Oh, shit.
00:20:42Brad, one of my best friends, he still does it.
00:20:44He sells real estate, drives around, shows clients' properties.
00:20:47He's still spinning it, keeps it in the center console over his Mercedes-Benz.
00:20:50He does not.
00:20:51Yes, he does.
00:20:52That's true.
00:20:53I met Brad, and he's charming.
00:20:57He's nothing like, oh, fucking, hyphen, Lee.
00:21:01Yeah, please.
00:21:02Poor Brad.
00:21:03He's not here to defend himself.
00:21:04I'm sorry.
00:21:05You're coming back.
00:21:09Well, I'm all set.
00:21:12What the hell is that saying?
00:21:13That's a lot of bulbs you got there, believe me.
00:21:16Oh, jeez.
00:21:20Lee, I got to ask you a serious, serious question.
00:21:25Would you ever consider selling real estate?
00:21:31Oh, my God.
00:21:34What's so fucking funny?
00:21:36Nothing, man.
00:21:37It's just, I'm sorry.
00:21:38It's just, it's a...
00:21:40Inside joke about a guy we know is all.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:42Yeah, we're just joking.
00:21:44Tell me.
00:21:45I'm sorry.
00:21:47Tell me this joke.
00:21:50No, really.
00:21:51It's, it's, it's just a long, boring story.
00:21:55Stupid, really.
00:21:56It's not, it's not.
00:21:57It's a joke.
00:21:57You silly.
00:21:58I'm having a little too much fun at all.
00:22:02Either you tell me the story, or all of y'all are out.
00:22:06No.
00:22:07Hey, come on.
00:22:08Tell me the story, or I'm gonna go get my gun.
00:22:12Oh, okay.
00:22:13And I'm gonna make you tell me the story.
00:22:15Okay.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:16Let's, uh...
00:22:19Be cool.
00:22:21Okay?
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:24I'll tell you the story.
00:22:28Look at this fucker here.
00:22:30Look at this fucker.
00:22:32Oh, oh.
00:22:34We're on there now, fella.
00:22:36Let's be cool.
00:22:37I'm the sheriff around these parts.
00:22:41And all y'all's faces.
00:22:42Y'all's faces.
00:22:44Hmm.
00:22:45Hmm.
00:22:46Hmm.
00:22:46Hmm.
00:22:47Hmm.
00:22:48Okay, we like joking here, but when you threaten people with a gun, what the fuck is that?
00:22:53That's not cool.
00:22:53Well, he doesn't have a gun.
00:22:55He's just joking around, right?
00:22:59Is that Italian?
00:23:02I'll put you folks on tacos or fried chicken.
00:23:09Anywho, I'll get out of your short and curlies.
00:23:16Adios.
00:23:22Okay, what I want to know is who was that fried chicken comment directed towards you?
00:23:26Was that, was that, was that for me?
00:23:27Oh, he didn't mean it like that.
00:23:29He's just joking around.
00:23:31Yeah, well, he needs to learn some tact.
00:23:33Tact?
00:23:33Fried chicken, really.
00:23:34For that guy, seriously, that's a tall order.
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:38Hey, hey, hey, I don't, I don't, I don't think that he meant it that way.
00:23:42Here's the thing.
00:23:43I need to know who is the Mexican in this scenario because I think he is talking about me.
00:23:49Is it me?
00:23:50Here's the, what's the better question?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:54Taco guy?
00:23:55I'm taco guy.
00:24:01Guys, are we going to hike in the morning?
00:24:02I got to call at night.
00:24:04I'm not a morning person.
00:24:05Yeah, exactly, you're not.
00:24:07I mean, none of us are, right?
00:24:09The gallons of sangria?
00:24:11Come on.
00:24:12I'm calling it, I'm calling it.
00:24:14No, no, I'll get these.
00:24:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:17Yes, it's just a couple of plates.
00:24:18It's just a couple of plates.
00:24:20Go to sleep.
00:24:21You for it?
00:24:21Yeah, I'm positive.
00:24:22Okay.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:25All right, buddy.
00:24:26Nora?
00:24:26You come with?
00:24:28Yes.
00:24:29Thank y'all for dinner.
00:24:31You're welcome.
00:24:32Broome's famous pasta was delicious.
00:24:34And I'll see you in the morning.
00:24:36See you in the morning.
00:24:37Although reluctantly for some people.
00:24:40Good night.
00:24:40Well.
00:24:45What?
00:24:47Well, aren't you a sweetheart?
00:24:51Are you going to help me?
00:24:53No, it's just a couple of plates.
00:24:56You got this.
00:24:57Jesus Christ.
00:25:06I'm not drinking myself.
00:25:09Panin always makes you do that.
00:25:13I'm going to shower.
00:25:16I'm going to close my eyes for a second.
00:25:18I'm going to shower.
00:25:18I'm going to shower.
00:25:35I'm going to shower.
00:25:39Oh, Christ.
00:25:48the kitchen's clean
00:25:52great
00:25:54oh my god
00:25:57this is so you
00:25:58you know let's have a nice weekend honey
00:26:02and then you do a complete 180
00:26:10I'm going to bed
00:26:13clean up after yourself
00:26:17bitch ass
00:26:57were you trying to fuck with me
00:27:02the bathroom window
00:27:04just now
00:27:04were you trying to scare me
00:27:07what are you talking about
00:27:08I've been right here
00:27:11it was cold as hell
00:27:12I want to go outside
00:27:18you think it was Hayden
00:27:21mm-mm
00:27:24he would message you in the shower
00:27:25he was crossing the line
00:27:27even for him
00:27:28well something was
00:27:29I said it was that
00:27:31fucking Bo Lee guy
00:27:43there's nothing out there
00:27:49probably just the wind
00:27:52no I already looked
00:27:54it just felt like something was watching me
00:27:56and then I heard a noise
00:27:57twice
00:27:59I'm positive it was not the wind
00:28:01so you felt
00:28:02like you
00:28:03saw someone
00:28:04and then you felt like you heard a noise
00:28:07no I didn't feel like
00:28:08I heard something
00:28:09I heard something
00:28:11don't do that
00:28:18okay
00:28:19okay
00:28:27I will look
00:28:31really
00:28:32you're quitting
00:28:34it's vacation
00:28:37you're in the kitchen
00:28:38okay
00:29:06you've got to be
00:29:06know
00:29:07I don't know.
00:29:42I just fucking crushed, man.
00:29:43That's so jumpy, handsome.
00:29:45Sorry, scared the shit out of me.
00:29:46Trying to start the next epic brush fire now?
00:29:49Seriously, right?
00:29:49Yeah, you're not kidding.
00:29:53What are you doing out here?
00:29:55Well, I was heading to bed, and then I saw you over here puffing away.
00:29:58I thought you quit those things, by the way.
00:30:00Yeah, yeah.
00:30:01No one's going to kill you.
00:30:02Nah, she already knows.
00:30:04I think she wants to kill me anyhow.
00:30:07Oh, and what the hell is up with you going to bed so early?
00:30:09Leaving me all alone in there with Misha.
00:30:14She's tired as all.
00:30:16I'll be more fun tomorrow.
00:30:18Not too tired to come out here and steal a smoke.
00:30:21Well, nah, man.
00:30:22She thought she saw someone outside her bathroom window,
00:30:25so I told her I'd come out here and check on it.
00:30:30Two prayers and one stone.
00:30:30Two prayers and one stone.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:33Well, shit, hey.
00:30:34Give me one of those cowboy killers.
00:30:37Thank you, sir.
00:30:50So, someone outside your window, huh?
00:30:55I don't know, man.
00:30:56You know Nora.
00:30:57She always gets so jumpy and paranoid when she's not surrounded by asphalt and stoplights.
00:31:05She starts running Texas chainsaw scenarios through her head.
00:31:11Plus, that Bo Lee guy, man.
00:31:13I freaked her out.
00:31:14Yeah, well, her boy Bo.
00:31:17I don't think he's got too much practice interacting with people.
00:31:20That's what I told her.
00:31:22That's Bo Lee.
00:31:24By the way.
00:31:32What's going on with you and Misha?
00:31:33You guys all right?
00:31:36Hmm.
00:31:38Make sure I ask that.
00:31:41Not that you just said that I left you alone with her.
00:31:43Tonight is all.
00:31:47We're going through a little bit of a rough patch.
00:31:50Really?
00:31:54Everything all right?
00:31:55Oh, you know, the normal stuff.
00:31:57Work, money, communication.
00:32:00And I can't stand that fucking bitch anymore, so there's that.
00:32:04Come on.
00:32:05I don't know.
00:32:07Just got to work through a couple things, that's all.
00:32:13Anything you want to talk about?
00:32:17Nah.
00:32:19You know, I've got a feeling that this trip is going to be real good for us.
00:32:25We're going to get some things resolved.
00:32:29You know, start out with a clean slate.
00:32:32What about you and your girl, man?
00:32:34Aside from the occasional peeping Tom or Sasquatch, whatever the fuck it is you guys think you saw out here.
00:32:41We're good.
00:32:42Yeah, well.
00:32:45Well, I'm happy to hear that.
00:32:52Man, I hope you and Misha are all right.
00:32:55Yeah, thanks, man.
00:32:58All right.
00:33:01I'm going to bed.
00:33:02See you in the morning.
00:33:04Yeah.
00:33:06See you in the morning.
00:33:07See you in the morning.
00:33:08Bright and early.
00:33:10Yep.
00:33:11Yep.
00:33:36I'm going to bed.
00:33:58I don't know what I'm drinking for.
00:34:18I don't know what I'm drinking for.
00:35:03Oh, you're in a big hurry to get your ass kicked.
00:35:06You know we were racing to the top of that mountain we saw on the way in?
00:35:10And I'm feeling real good today.
00:35:11What?
00:35:12All right, you talking shit already?
00:35:14Okay.
00:35:15Well, it's on then.
00:35:16Let's do this.
00:35:16Oh, yeah?
00:35:17I don't know about that, man.
00:35:18You guys had that surfing competition.
00:35:20She caught, like, twice as many waves as you did.
00:35:22Then she beat your ass in arm wrestling.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25All right.
00:35:25That's good.
00:35:26Don't encourage her, man.
00:35:27What about you?
00:35:28You getting in on this?
00:35:29Because I would love to take your big ass down.
00:35:31Guys, are we on vacation or are we doing a Spartan race?
00:35:34No.
00:35:34I'm going to let you two competitive freaks go at it.
00:35:36I'm going to stay back and watch.
00:35:38And speaking of freaks.
00:35:41Are you still drunk from last night?
00:35:43Okay.
00:35:45Let's do this.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:47Let's do it.
00:35:48You look fine.
00:35:49Come on.
00:35:50Don't let him stress your ass.
00:35:52Maybe lighten up on her a little bit.
00:35:54This is what we do, man.
00:35:56She kind of digs it.
00:35:57This is our weird way of working things out.
00:36:01That's a very weird way of working things out.
00:36:02Maybe you are still a little drunk.
00:36:05Maybe.
00:36:07Hey, is that a beer?
00:36:08Come on, man.
00:36:10Share.
00:36:12Hey.
00:36:19Y'all going to a party?
00:36:22No.
00:36:24Just a hike.
00:36:25She looks like she's going to a party.
00:36:29Nope.
00:36:30Just a hike.
00:36:32Promise.
00:36:34Didn't get my invite.
00:36:36To the party.
00:36:39Okay.
00:36:41Let's, um, let's wait for the boys.
00:36:43I don't like the feel of the sky.
00:36:47Just tying her shoe.
00:36:50That's why Velcro's the way to go.
00:36:53If you can afford it.
00:36:54I guess.
00:36:57I just don't think he's seen many women like me.
00:37:00Oh, dear.
00:37:02Serious.
00:37:03Oh, my God.
00:37:04Where are they?
00:37:05Ugh.
00:37:06Shit.
00:37:09Shit.
00:37:16Wearing down already, Nora?
00:37:17What's up?
00:37:18No, we're waiting on you guys.
00:37:19So, don't look now.
00:37:21The psycho bully killer is over there in the woods watching us.
00:37:24What?
00:37:24Yes, he was just talking to us.
00:37:27Where?
00:37:27I don't see him.
00:37:28I said don't look.
00:37:29Where?
00:37:30Oh, shit.
00:37:32Seriously, he was just there.
00:37:34He was just talking to us.
00:37:36He was eyeing me up and down.
00:37:38Yeah, he was over there like 20 seconds ago.
00:37:40He was digging.
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:41Are you sure?
00:37:42Yes, yes, he was right there.
00:37:46Okay, I'm creeped out.
00:37:47Oh, my God.
00:37:49Where'd he go?
00:37:50He's not there anymore.
00:37:51Come on, let's get this train going.
00:37:53No, but he just disappeared.
00:37:55I don't...
00:37:58Bully the vanishing hick.
00:38:02Ah, looks a lot more steep up close.
00:38:06You sure you're ready for this Haiti baby?
00:38:08Oh, yeah.
00:38:09I was born ready.
00:38:11Misha?
00:38:12Last chance?
00:38:13It's a hard pass for me.
00:38:16I told you already.
00:38:17I know better than the challenger.
00:38:18You go get your ass kicked alone.
00:38:20Guys, the light here is so pretty.
00:38:22Let's get our group pick now before the light changes.
00:38:30That's a nice little setup you got going there.
00:38:33Oh, yeah.
00:38:34Oh, yeah.
00:38:34I love it.
00:38:35So this little thing holds my phone, and I can take pictures or videos with this little thing.
00:38:42It's great.
00:38:42It has something like a 50-yard range.
00:38:46All right, y'all.
00:38:48Come on.
00:38:48Scoochin', scrunchin' over there, and let's just look like we like each other.
00:38:56There's no Wi-Fi out here.
00:38:58How does it work?
00:38:58It's a camera, not a phone.
00:39:00You don't need service for a camera grandpa.
00:39:05Another grandpa crack.
00:39:06Didn't know the extra years were already a fucking problem for you here.
00:39:09All right, on the count of three, let's all say, Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:12One, two, three.
00:39:14Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:17Butterfuck's gonna beat your ass.
00:39:18Oh, stop.
00:39:19Babe, can you grab my stuff, and I'll beat you back at the ranch?
00:39:22I'm gonna get you.
00:39:24Cheezing ass, motherfucker.
00:39:34What do you say?
00:39:35Head back?
00:39:37Absolutely.
00:39:48It looks like Bo Lee went out for the afternoon, huh?
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:52Probably to bury some more bodies.
00:39:55You want some more?
00:39:59No.
00:39:59Here, buddy.
00:40:00He's done.
00:40:06Come on.
00:40:07Want to take a walk?
00:40:08Oh, it's cold.
00:40:22It's so pretty out here.
00:40:25I know.
00:40:26No, it is.
00:40:27It's really beautiful out here.
00:40:28It's almost like you forget how not peaceful the city is!
00:40:31I know.
00:40:33It's so different here.
00:40:36I know.
00:40:40But it's cold.
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:43I know.
00:40:51I'm better.
00:41:07I don't care anymore.
00:41:09I know.
00:41:11We gotta be smart about this, okay?
00:41:13Like you said.
00:41:16Not anymore.
00:41:18I hate it.
00:41:20Not anymore.
00:41:20I hate you living in the house with him.
00:41:22You don't understand.
00:41:24I know.
00:41:24You don't understand.
00:41:25I know.
00:41:26I can't.
00:41:28I know.
00:41:28I know.
00:41:29I know.
00:41:30I can't.
00:41:30I can't.
00:41:31I know.
00:41:32I know.
00:41:36And it's over.
00:41:38It is.
00:41:40I just haven't told her yet.
00:41:46Hey.
00:41:48You yourself, Ed.
00:41:51You're just a good person.
00:41:52She is.
00:41:54It doesn't deserve for this to go down in a shitty way.
00:41:56It's not like you and Aiden.
00:41:58We just fell out of love as well.
00:42:05You're gonna leave her, though, right?
00:42:09Yes.
00:42:14You haven't left Aiden yet?
00:42:17She's...
00:42:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:18That came out the wrong way.
00:42:19Hey, babe.
00:42:20That came out the wrong way.
00:42:21I'm sorry.
00:42:24This is a fucked up situation.
00:42:26Right?
00:42:27Yes.
00:42:28We just gotta figure out how to best navigate this.
00:42:30A smart lead.
00:42:34Okay.
00:42:40I can't stand the way he treats you.
00:42:45Just cast away what he has.
00:42:48Babe.
00:42:51What he had.
00:42:53What he had.
00:42:54Yes.
00:42:55After this weekend.
00:42:58It's you and me.
00:43:02I love you.
00:43:03I love you.
00:43:05I love you so much.
00:43:08I love you.
00:43:20I love you.
00:43:31I love you.
00:43:32I love you.
00:43:33I love you.
00:43:34I love you.
00:43:35I love you.
00:43:35I love you.
00:43:36I love you.
00:43:36I love you.
00:43:36bro. Hey man. Listen, that's not what it looked like, all right? It's okay. We cool here?
00:43:46My daddy had a sin. From the Bible, I think.
00:43:56Be sure your sin will find you out. Boy.
00:44:08I smell fire and brimstone coming for you.
00:44:12Loli. Loli, please. Please don't say anything to my husband. It's complicated. Please don't
00:44:22say anything.
00:44:36Thank you. I don't know. If it wasn't for this Achilles injury, I might have had you this
00:44:40time. Oh, please. You're going to make excuses now. What? Achilles injury is no joke. It's
00:44:45like someone with the back of your foot on fire. You guys are. Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:51Loli. Where are you going? You don't need to leave on our account.
00:44:57Oh, I mentioned I'm not going to be around or not. My brother's in town. We'll be staying
00:45:02at the casino. No, you didn't mention it. Yeah. Hell, I might have even come back tomorrow.
00:45:08Our brother, he's the wild one. You start dipping in that whiskey, we'll be getting all
00:45:15sorts of sand.
00:45:23So. You won. Your wife did, man. She's a machine. She smoked my ass.
00:45:29Yeah, we're going to have to start getting some new people on these trips so I can have
00:45:32some, like, real coffee.
00:45:34Oh, I got to pee.
00:45:46Shit. Shit. Damn it.
00:45:52It's not in the car either.
00:45:55I know it's not in the car, Chris. I put it right back in the bag. It was right next
00:45:59to my suitcase last night.
00:46:00Okay, okay. I'm just trying to help you.
00:46:01I am fucked if it doesn't turn up.
00:46:03It will. It will. It's got to be here somewhere.
00:46:06Shit.
00:46:08Fuck.
00:46:10Anything?
00:46:11Misha hasn't seen it.
00:46:13Shit.
00:46:16How could it just disappear like that?
00:46:19Did you use it today?
00:46:20No, I promised Chris I wouldn't use it until after the hike.
00:46:25Shit.
00:46:30Oh, man.
00:46:31What's up?
00:46:33I'm not accusing him, but...
00:46:36I mean, Bo Lee, when he came to change that light bulb,
00:46:40he could have just walked right in here and then snatched your laptop.
00:46:44No, but he never came in here.
00:46:46Look.
00:46:46He just walked straight in here and then straight out.
00:46:50We would have never known.
00:46:51You know, you're right, and he had that big bag with him, too.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:55So you think he just came in here and grabbed it?
00:46:58He could have came in here when we were on our hike, too, but...
00:47:00all of our stuff is still here.
00:47:03Yeah, mine, too, as far as I know.
00:47:07Fucking son of a bitch.
00:47:09Babe, his car's not here. He's not gonna answer.
00:47:11Well, then I'm gonna go in and take with mine.
00:47:12That's not a good idea. Nora, listen to me. Stop.
00:47:15Hey, I hear you, but you can't just go breaking into his place.
00:47:18I was just throwing scenarios out up there, okay?
00:47:21We don't know that he took it.
00:47:22Of course he did.
00:47:25Nora, there's nothing we can do right now.
00:47:27He's not home. Let's go have dinner, okay?
00:47:30Then after dinner, we'll come back, and then I'll confront him.
00:47:32No, Chris, what if he's in town now selling my computer?
00:47:35No, but I don't have Bo Lee's number, okay?
00:47:38But I will call the owner, I'll go on the website,
00:47:41I'll look for an emergency number, and we will track him down.
00:47:44Well, tell them I wanna press charges.
00:47:46Um, I don't think that's the right way to do it.
00:47:48I think we should say if he brings it back in one piece,
00:47:51we won't press charges.
00:47:53Otherwise, hey, you're bringing the hammer down.
00:47:55Yeah, there you go, that's smart thinking.
00:47:57Come on, let's get some food.
00:48:02Sorry.
00:48:20All right, so I'm a freshman on varsity, right, at practice.
00:48:24I'm terrified because this guy is not only a senior, he's a captain,
00:48:29and he's a starting running back, right?
00:48:30And I'm playing scout team safety, so I say to myself, I said, listen, I said,
00:48:35Chris, you gotta make a hit on this guy that's gonna lay him out.
00:48:40You know, to get the respect of the rest of the team.
00:48:42Kinda like when you're in prison, and you pick a fight on the biggest guy,
00:48:47so that everyone else knows you're not to be messed with, you know?
00:48:51Yeah, you know all of this from all your years, you know, behind bars.
00:48:58Look, I watch enough Locked Up to know that that's a pretty spot on analogy.
00:49:01Am I right?
00:49:02Point is, I read the play.
00:49:05Read the play? No, no, no.
00:49:07You knew the play.
00:49:09You were the third string running back.
00:49:10You just decided to blow the play up.
00:49:13I will not confirm or deny whether or not I knew which play was coming,
00:49:16but the point is, I did blow it up, because I came running in at 100 miles an hour,
00:49:20but this crazy SOB comes running at 200 miles an hour,
00:49:23and bam, we have a collision that is heard from miles.
00:49:28The rest of the team, they stop what they're doing to A,
00:49:30go nuts with applause and cheers, and B, to make sure that we're still alive.
00:49:33I take off my helmet, and I run to the wrong sideline,
00:49:37because I have no idea where the hell I am,
00:49:40and this guy sees me running out there, and he yells out to me, he goes,
00:49:43Hey freshman, I remember my first tackle.
00:49:48You won't.
00:49:51Wait, have I said this before?
00:49:53Have I talked about this story before?
00:49:54No, man.
00:49:56But what Chris fails to mention is that by the end of the year,
00:50:00he was a starting running back.
00:50:03So I had to live with losing my job to a freshman.
00:50:06That's not how it went down, was it?
00:50:08Well, I almost forgot.
00:50:11Who's up for some tequila, yeah?
00:50:12Oh, mm-mm.
00:50:13Tequila, yeah?
00:50:14Tequila time.
00:50:15Let's do some shots.
00:50:17Doesn't matter what you say,
00:50:19because you're all doing them.
00:50:21Oh.
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:23He likes to drink.
00:50:25Oh, God.
00:50:26I don't think I can turn up and drink.
00:50:28And for today, you deserve all the drinks.
00:50:30Oh.
00:50:32By the way, guys,
00:50:35I want to make a bet,
00:50:35Hunter to one, he comes back,
00:50:37he's going to want to play a drinking game.
00:50:39What is this, high school?
00:50:40I'm going to get as drunk as possible tonight.
00:50:43That's my plan.
00:50:45Mm-hmm.
00:50:45All right, all right.
00:50:47Shot, shot, shot.
00:50:48There you go, ladies.
00:50:52And one for my man over here.
00:50:56I think that calls for a toast, yeah?
00:51:00To good friends.
00:51:02To good times.
00:51:04To a happy life.
00:51:06But most of all,
00:51:09to my beautiful wife.
00:51:12Cheers.
00:51:13Cheers.
00:51:14Salute.
00:51:16Cheers.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:22Not so bad, actually.
00:51:24Some pretty good stuff, man.
00:51:26Always good stuff, man.
00:51:28Oh.
00:51:28It better be good stuff.
00:51:30It costs more than your car payment desk.
00:51:32Ooh.
00:51:36What do you guys think?
00:51:38Drinking game?
00:51:39Told you.
00:51:41I, for one, am not in the mood
00:51:43to be bouncing quarters
00:51:44and throwing ping pong balls, no.
00:51:47Hey, Debbie Downer.
00:51:49We don't have to play a game like that.
00:51:51Why don't we play something a little more grown up?
00:51:53How about truth or dare?
00:51:55Okay, what are we having to sleep over now?
00:51:58Should I get my jammies?
00:51:59No. No.
00:52:01Come on.
00:52:01This will take your mind off of things.
00:52:03I know you're upset about what happened today.
00:52:05All right?
00:52:06I called the owners.
00:52:07They're going to try and get a hold of them
00:52:09and everything's going to be okay.
00:52:11I promise you.
00:52:13Thank you for making the calls.
00:52:15I appreciate that.
00:52:18Okay.
00:52:19Good then.
00:52:20Let's play.
00:52:24Oh, yes, girl.
00:52:26Woo!
00:52:28Yeah, girl.
00:52:30Make it go.
00:52:31Make it go.
00:52:32Make it go.
00:52:33Oh!
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:38Oh!
00:52:39Oh!
00:52:39Oh!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:41It's hot.
00:52:43It's hot.
00:52:43It's hot.
00:52:47It's hot!
00:52:48It's hot!
00:52:49It's hot!
00:52:49It's hot!
00:52:49That's hot.
00:52:50We're hot.
00:52:52Oh, shut up.
00:52:54Shut up!
00:52:55Shoot the shoe!
00:52:56Do it!
00:52:57Do it!
00:52:57Do it!
00:52:59Come on, man!
00:53:00Don't do it!
00:53:00Shoot that shoe!
00:53:01Woohoo!
00:53:04Don't you dare kiss me with that mouth!
00:53:07Ah!
00:53:08I was 17.
00:53:09Mm-hmm.
00:53:10And I kicked her ass.
00:53:12Ooh!
00:53:14Don't ever know her!
00:53:16Say that shit!
00:53:19Pull her hair all the way outside of that Mohawk trend.
00:53:22I did that.
00:53:23Pulled that shit out on the side, baby.
00:53:25Truth or dare?
00:53:29Dare.
00:53:31Perfect.
00:53:32I dare you to take that phone out of yours and read your last three text messages out loud.
00:53:39Oh, no.
00:53:39No, no, no.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:41Hmm.
00:53:41Hmm.
00:53:45Shit.
00:53:48Wow.
00:53:49Of course not.
00:53:50You and that fucking precious phone of yours.
00:53:53Yep.
00:53:53It's my fucking phone.
00:53:55Baby.
00:53:57I got it.
00:53:58I got it.
00:53:58I got it.
00:54:01When you two have your little bundle of joy, who do you want it to look like?
00:54:08Neither.
00:54:09We ain't gonna have any.
00:54:11It's not your turn, asshole.
00:54:13I'll have it, buddy.
00:54:15Oh, no.
00:54:17No, you see, it's not.
00:54:19Because Mrs. Under fucking 21 here, she's incapable.
00:54:25You know what?
00:54:27You always fail to mention.
00:54:30Is that his fucking sperm count is as low as a fucking corpse, you fucking old man.
00:54:39What the fuck?
00:54:40Well, science seemed to say otherwise when my ex-girlfriend got pregnant.
00:54:45You wanna go down that road about what happened?
00:54:48Okay.
00:54:49About what happened to your girlfriend.
00:54:51You don't wanna go down that road.
00:54:52No, you don't wanna go down that road.
00:54:54I'm so sorry.
00:54:54We know what happened to your fucking girlfriend after you left her.
00:54:58I should not have asked that.
00:54:59That's my fault.
00:55:00I should not have asked that.
00:55:01No.
00:55:01That was an insensitive question.
00:55:03I'm sorry, y'all.
00:55:04Let's do another question.
00:55:06He's right.
00:55:06Let's do another question.
00:55:07But first, I just wanna make it clear.
00:55:09The reason that I left was because I think the decision to have a child should be between two people,
00:55:16not just the woman.
00:55:17Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:18Not just the woman.
00:55:19It is between two people, you motherfuckers.
00:55:22You can't force me to have a child.
00:55:24And you never took me into consideration.
00:55:27You said you get to decide.
00:55:28You're forcing me all the time.
00:55:30Jesus Christ.
00:55:32You're so fucking dramatic.
00:55:34No, it's just you.
00:55:34You fucking are so fucking dramatic.
00:55:34Calm down.
00:55:36You're shit.
00:55:37Why don't you go have a cigarette whiskey, dick?
00:55:42Drink up.
00:55:43That'll fix it.
00:55:45Fucking hypocrite.
00:55:46Your hypocrisy is fucking endless.
00:55:50Fuck you.
00:55:57Jesus Christ.
00:56:00Shit, man.
00:56:03Wow.
00:56:05I think I'm drunker than I thought.
00:56:10Chris just starts smoking again like he never quit.
00:56:16Shit, I gotta get that computer back.
00:56:20Oh, shit.
00:56:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:22Shit.
00:56:22I got the spins, man.
00:56:24You got the spins?
00:56:26What, are you getting soft on me, big guy?
00:56:28Jesus.
00:56:29Hey.
00:56:31Whoa.
00:56:32Hey, buddy.
00:56:35Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:56:39Hey, come on, big fella.
00:56:41Come on, big fella.
00:56:42Let's get you.
00:56:45Let's get you up and walk this off.
00:56:47Oh, if I could do shots anymore.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:50The thing back.
00:56:51But Chris thinks I should just leave it alone.
00:56:53Don't listen to me.
00:56:53And I'm like, I really need it.
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:55I really need it.
00:56:56What?
00:56:57I gotta do something, right?
00:56:59Hold on a second.
00:57:00What?
00:57:01What the hell?
00:57:02What?
00:57:03Whoa.
00:57:03Girl.
00:57:04Girl.
00:57:04What's wrong with you?
00:57:05I'm good.
00:57:06You all right?
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:10Come on.
00:57:14Why are you...
00:57:16That's not cool, man.
00:57:18You get so aggressive.
00:57:21Misha, you shouldn't get...
00:57:23It happens.
00:57:25But it's...
00:57:26It happens.
00:57:27Too much.
00:57:27I'm fine.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:29I'm good.
00:57:29I'm gonna get you some water.
00:57:31No, I'm good.
00:57:32I'll be right back.
00:57:33I'm fine.
00:57:36It's meat.
00:57:37You get mean.
00:57:37Why you get mean?
00:57:39Hey.
00:57:41I might lighten up on her a little bit if she wasn't fucking someone else.
00:57:48What are you talking about, man?
00:57:49What am I talking about?
00:57:50You guys have so much history for you that never...
00:57:54It's just history.
00:57:55History?
00:57:58What's that old saying, buddy?
00:58:00History is just a pack of lies agreed upon.
00:58:04I don't know.
00:58:07I don't know.
00:58:08Where's my trunk?
00:58:09My hood?
00:58:10What the fuck?
00:58:11What?
00:58:13Where do we put...
00:58:15Garbage.
00:58:17Where's the garbage?
00:58:28Fuck.
00:58:29It's Paul Lee.
00:58:32Fuckin' fuck!
00:58:35You know, I really shouldn't be that surprised about Misha.
00:58:40Because they say 50% of relationships, somebody is having an affair.
00:58:52Challen...
00:58:55Challenges?
00:58:56No.
00:58:57Cheating.
00:58:59Lying.
00:59:00Those aren't challenges.
00:59:04They are reasons to fucking end shit.
00:59:08Mmh.
00:59:24Mmh.
00:59:26Ugh.
00:59:29Ugh.
00:59:30Huh, huh, huh.
00:59:57Apology not accepted.
01:00:02Apology not accepted.
01:00:32Apology not accepted.
01:01:26Apology not accepted.
01:01:33Oh, shit.
01:01:38I'm just sleeping.
01:01:41Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
01:01:43I see you.
01:01:44Come on.
01:01:45Come on, girl.
01:01:47Dude, what's that?
01:01:49Oh.
01:01:52This?
01:01:53This is a delicious vodka soda.
01:01:55I'm okay.
01:01:56She's going to be fine.
01:01:57Trust me.
01:01:59Okay.
01:02:00Shit.
01:02:01Where is Chris?
01:02:04Chris is outside still.
01:02:05Must be a two-cigarette kind of night.
01:02:10Okay.
01:02:11Well, are you going to help me or what?
01:02:13Or do I need to go get Chris?
01:02:16She's fine.
01:02:22What is that supposed to be?
01:02:26Are you doing drugs now, too?
01:02:28Is that what's going on?
01:02:29That's why you're acting so weird?
01:02:30Me?
01:02:32No, I'm not doing drugs.
01:02:34But my beautiful wife, well, hi.
01:02:40Wait, she's doing drugs now, too?
01:02:43Well.
01:02:44Is she mixing drugs and alcohol?
01:02:46Not knowingly, but I put some in her drink.
01:02:52You know, when I was making them in the other room, and then I just brought them out here.
01:02:55I put it in Chris's drink, too.
01:02:57Makes it a lot less painful that way.
01:02:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:01See, I didn't put anything in your drink.
01:03:05But it's going to be more painful.
01:03:17Fuck!
01:03:18Fuck!
01:03:19Fuck!
01:03:36Fuck!
01:03:48Good evening.
01:03:50You know, a lot has happened since you took your little tiger snooze.
01:04:10You got a gag in. My bad. Listen, I will make you a deal. If you promise not to scream,
01:04:20I will remove the gag.
01:04:23But I am asking you for my sanity. I'm asking you not to scream. And more importantly, I want to
01:04:33explain to you what's going on here.
01:04:34All right. Okay? So nod your head yes. Yeah. That's my good girl.
01:04:51You fucking sanity. It's pretty clear you're insane. Where's Chris? Chris! Anisha! Did you hurt Chris?
01:05:04To find hurt.
01:05:08Just tell me.
01:05:09I'm fucking with you. Yeah, I hurt him. I hurt him real bad. I hurt him so bad he died,
01:05:16actually.
01:05:17Oh, God. Oh, please, God. You're fucking going straight to hell, you piece of shit.
01:05:24You haven't even let me explain to you yet what's going on.
01:05:29Once I do, you might change your mind about some things.
01:05:32Anisha was so sick. You drugged her. Did you kill her, too?
01:05:37No. I didn't kill her. She's out there. She's with Chris.
01:05:42Chris. Yeah. And that, that is the key phrase.
01:05:50The key phrase is, with Chris.
01:05:55You see, your husband, my best friend, was fucking my wife.
01:06:03And I can almost deal with that. The cheating. The sex.
01:06:09But it's the lying. It's the lying to my face, like I am a fucking idiot.
01:06:19So you killed my husband. And your wife. You killed two people. For what? For your fucking ego?
01:06:33You just ruined your life, too. We all lose.
01:06:37You should be thanking me, because he was disrespecting you, too. He was making you look stupid.
01:06:43Fuck you.
01:06:44Fuck me.
01:06:44Fuck them. Fuck them for cheating.
01:06:48Fuck them for ruining friendships, for ruining marriages, for ruining our lives when our backs were turned.
01:06:55I knew. I knew.
01:07:01What? Bullshit.
01:07:03Of course I knew.
01:07:05Chris can't even hide a cigarette behind my back without me knowing.
01:07:09You think he can hide an affair?
01:07:12I was gonna fight.
01:07:14No matter what the consequence.
01:07:17But the consequence did not include murder.
01:07:21Because unlike you, I'm not willing to throw my life away.
01:07:28Because someone disrespected me who didn't even love me anymore.
01:07:40Oh, Nora, I got more bad news for you.
01:07:44I'm not throwing away my life.
01:07:47And I'm sure as shit not going to prison.
01:08:07How'd you get that on my phone?
01:08:11I mean, you do know someone has to take the fall for this messy situation.
01:08:17And it sure as hell ain't gonna be me.
01:08:20That gadget you have?
01:08:21Man, that thing really comes in handy.
01:08:23But you should really be more careful when you're putting in your code.
01:08:27Because you never know who might be looking over your shoulder.
01:08:33If you think that little fake video is gonna clear all this up,
01:08:38then you really are insane.
01:08:42Of course not.
01:08:45That's why I had to borrow something else from you.
01:08:50Hang tight.
01:09:19Bo Lee didn't snag your computer.
01:09:22I did.
01:09:23And doing all kinds of crazy shit on here recently.
01:09:27I mean, this thing contains the ramblings of a woman scorned.
01:09:31I had a lot of time to plot your wonderful revenge.
01:09:35Yeah.
01:09:36And now I needed to add some stuff out here so the timestamp matched.
01:09:40But you realize your computer went missing before I could sneak it back in here to you.
01:09:46Yeah, well.
01:09:47Actually, this is my favorite part.
01:09:50It's a little bit corny, but I just love it.
01:09:55It's this.
01:09:57It's this.
01:09:58You recognize it?
01:10:00You recognize it?
01:10:02Huh?
01:10:02It's your wedding knife.
01:10:04You use it to cut the cake.
01:10:06For the cake ceremony.
01:10:08I thought it was brilliant.
01:10:10I mean, it really shows your state of mind.
01:10:14Now you're using it as the murder weapon?
01:10:16You naughty girl.
01:10:19Naughty girl.
01:10:21And what are you going to do when Boley comes back?
01:10:24Huh?
01:10:25Or have you thought about that?
01:10:27I did.
01:10:29It actually works out perfect.
01:10:31Him leaving for the night?
01:10:32I can finish you off and make as much noise as I want to.
01:10:39And then when I'm done, I take this.
01:10:43Just jab it through my glove handle.
01:10:46Maybe add a few little rope burns.
01:10:49Play dead.
01:10:52Boley shows up, sees me on the ground half dead, and I dazzle him with my amazing story about
01:10:59how I fought you off in your murderous rampage.
01:11:05Boley, that simple motherfucker, he's going to become the MVP of this story.
01:11:11My star witness.
01:11:17See that?
01:11:19That's the answer to your other question.
01:11:23Is me for dead?
01:11:25No.
01:11:29I wouldn't mind you.
01:11:30Misha's not if I were you.
01:11:36No.
01:11:38Hayden, you don't have to do it.
01:11:39Hayden, don't.
01:11:40You don't have to do this.
01:11:41You don't have to do it.
01:11:42Shh.
01:11:43I'll just be a minute.
01:11:46Oh, God.
01:11:47Oh, God.
01:11:47Oh, God.
01:11:50Oh, shit.
01:11:51No.
01:11:52No.
01:11:53No.
01:11:54No.
01:12:05No.
01:12:15That's it.
01:12:42Come on, I'm welcome.
01:13:21I'm welcome.
01:13:47Nora, I'm sorry that you have to die.
01:13:51And that you have to take the blame for all of this.
01:13:58Life's unpredictable that way.
01:14:01I mean, sometimes we are tested and we prevail.
01:14:07And sometimes we are just too broken.
01:14:15But it's the ending.
01:14:18The ending we're never prepared for.
01:14:27And this is how yours ends.
01:14:30Brendan, please.
01:14:31Please, Brendan.
01:14:33That's why I wanted to work on our marriage.
01:14:35Because, for the baby.
01:14:41Brendan.
01:14:49Did Chris know?
01:14:53No.
01:14:59Frank.
01:15:26Well, at least you spared him that sorrow.
01:15:52This is not you, right?
01:16:04They put me in this position, right?
01:16:06They put me in this position, not me.
01:16:08This is their fault, not my fault!
01:16:14This is not the fault of theirs!
01:16:37Clever girl.
01:16:58You killed Chris, you killed Mita, and then I had Henry.
01:17:02And I told you this pain was a new joke!
01:17:09You killed me!
01:17:20You killed me in my weak spot!
01:17:31Now I gotta hurt you!
01:17:54You killed me in my weak spot!
01:18:06I'm sorry!
01:18:09I'm sorry!
01:18:11I'm sorry!
01:18:14I'm sorry!
01:18:20I'm sorry!
01:18:21I'm sorry!
01:18:30I'm sorry!
01:18:42I'm sorry!
01:18:48I'm sorry!
01:18:49Oh, shit.
01:19:14Goddammit.
01:19:42Come on, motherfucker, you son of a bitch.
01:19:45You fucking son of a bitch.
01:20:00How's that pain, asshole?
01:20:03God damn it!
01:20:09Fuck you, bitch!
01:20:19Fuck you, bitch!
01:20:23Fuck you, bitch!
01:20:34Fuck you, bitch!
01:20:37Fuck you, bitch!
01:20:47Fuck you, bitch!
01:20:51Fuck you, bitch!
01:21:02Fuck you, bitch!
01:21:31Yes, ma'am, I've been attacked by a man, and he killed my husband, and he killed his wife.
01:21:38No, I don't know.
01:21:42No!
01:21:44No!
01:21:45No!
01:21:49No!
01:21:55What?
01:21:58No!
01:22:05No!
01:22:05No!
01:22:07No!
01:22:07No!
01:22:07No!
01:22:08No!
01:22:09No!
01:22:09No!
01:22:11No!
01:22:21Oh, thank God.
01:22:23Oh, thank God.
01:22:35You die the way, bitch!
01:22:42You die the way, bitch!
01:23:24Just hear me out.
01:23:25Just listen to me.
01:23:28You might want to step aside.
01:23:59You might want to step aside.
01:24:24You might want to step aside.
01:24:33You might want to step aside.
01:24:34I decided to come home early.
01:24:35Good thing, huh?
01:24:38Calvary's on the way.
01:24:39You're okay now.
01:24:42You're okay now.
01:24:44You might want to step aside.
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