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00:13Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
00:45Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
01:06Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
01:19Oh my god, what?
01:24What is vibrating?
01:25It's me, it's me, I'm crying hard and fast
01:49I seriously can't with this veil
01:51Can you stop?
01:53It's tradition in my culture
01:55You can't just say that when you want to wear something
01:57I didn't make a thing about your hat
01:58My yarmulke?
02:00Anton
02:00Can you imagine?
02:02His poor wife finding him like that?
02:04Just awful
02:06The family asked to respect their privacy
02:08So I'm just staying out
02:10I know
02:11You know what that means though
02:14Oh my god
02:15Good morning, friends, family
02:17We're gathered here today to remember
02:19Look at me, she took his life
02:21Huh? What?
02:23George took his life
02:26Took it where?
02:27No, Isa
02:32Oh, totally
02:35I hate funerals too
02:36Just come with me, I need you
02:38Hello?
02:38Stop, hey
02:39Oh my god, so sorry, ma'am
02:40Oh, sorry, sorry, I love your hair
02:41I'm just so sad up front
02:43That's right, sir
02:43Beautiful service that we just need to watch from the back
02:46Stop it, what are you doing?
02:47George killed himself
02:48What?
02:49What are you talking about?
02:50I just heard that woman say that they found him
02:51And that they want us to respect their privacy
02:53Oh my god
02:53I know
02:54Those are the suicide ones
02:55I know
02:55Oh my god
02:58What if it was my fault?
03:00What, Isa?
03:00No, no, no, you don't understand
03:01I called him like six times a day
03:03Last week I woke him up at 3 a.m. to ask him if I was needy
03:06Isa, look at me
03:07Don't think I am
03:07Look at me
03:09George loved talking to you, okay?
03:11If anything, you prolonged his life
03:14But I do think it was me
03:15What? No
03:16No, but actually, okay
03:18The thoughts I was exposing him to were dark and compelling
03:20I asked him if his 10-year-old self would be disappointed in the man he is today
03:24Maybe it was you
03:25What?
03:26I don't know
03:26I don't know
03:27I don't know
03:28I just
03:28I'm gone
03:29Oh god
03:32What if we committed thericide?
03:34What is thericide?
03:35Then your personality makes your therapist kill themselves
03:38Oh my god
03:38What do we do?
03:40All right
03:40Call Billy
03:41I'm obviously calling Billy
03:42I'm calling Billy
03:43Oh god
03:43She'll know what to do
03:45Voicemail
03:45What?
03:46Where is she?
03:48Oh, she's fucking Mr. Teacher
03:50Yeah, she's fucking the English teacher
03:50Yeah
03:53Can I come?
03:55Can you come?
03:57May I come?
04:06There you go
04:06Thanks
04:10World's best teacher, huh?
04:12The whole world, they called it
04:14It was you
04:14Yeah, I actually get like three of those mugs a year
04:16Wow
04:17So when people say teachers don't make enough
04:19I'm like, come on, we're fine
04:20Well, you're mug rich, so
04:23We kind of make too much
04:24If you consider the mugs
04:26So, um, a friend of mine is having an art show in Ridgwick tomorrow
04:31Very pretentious, very boring
04:33But I was thinking, if you're not busy, maybe you'd like to, you know
04:40You don't know where I'm going with this, okay?
04:42I'd like to bring you, would you like to come?
04:43Yeah, I'd love to
04:44Yeah?
04:45Yeah
04:45Great
04:47My friends are gonna adore you
04:52Did I ever get you one of these?
04:53I don't think about it
04:54Okay
04:55Dude, even this job
04:57Doing deliveries, I set my own hours
04:59Yeah
04:59And, like, what, now my hours are just all the time?
05:02That sucked
05:02Bro
05:03Yeah
05:03And then I come home and Anton's on a work Zoom
05:07And Billy won't stop talking about her credit score
05:10I know, it's like
05:11Remember when the plan for Saturday was, like, just park?
05:15Oh
05:15Like, park was the whole plan
05:18I think park's over, man
05:19Or, like, Tech Dex, remember Tech Dex?
05:21Bro
05:22Yeah?
05:22Do I remember Tech Dex?
05:24Check this out
05:24Bro, I rip
05:25I can still rip, I think
05:26I don't know
05:27Yeah, bro
05:28Like this
05:29I feel like I don't have to
05:29Impossible
05:30Dexterity anymore
05:31Wait, here, hold this
05:32Hold here
05:34Ooh
05:35Gladly
05:36Who's partying right now?
05:41Hey, boys
05:42How's it going?
05:44Hi
05:44Um
05:46Are your parents home?
05:47Yeah
05:48No
05:48But that's okay
05:49I can grab it for them
05:50Ooh
05:51I, uh, I have to scan an ID, so
05:54Yeah
05:55Oh, fuck
05:56Oh my god, man
05:58Ooh
05:59You boys playing Melee?
06:01Uh, yeah
06:04Why, do you guys play?
06:05Uh, do we play?
06:07Not in a little while, but
06:08Yeah
06:09Yeah, I'm a curvy guy
06:10Yeah, you could say that we play
06:11Yeah
06:11Well, you guys should tag in, you know
06:13Yes
06:15Yes
06:15Damn it
06:16Give us one sec
06:18Yes
06:22We can't give it to them, right?
06:23No
06:23No, no, I'm saying no
06:24I would say no
06:25They'll be super messed up
06:26Super messed up, yeah
06:28Yeah
06:28Ooh, yes
06:32But I mean, they'll probably find it another way
06:34If they want beer, they're gonna get beer
06:35Yeah
06:35And if we're in there, we can supervise
06:37We can supervise?
06:38Yeah, chaperone
06:38Yes
06:39Yeah
06:40Yes
06:43Hey, you're not gonna, like, drive or anything?
06:45No, we can't drive, we're sophomores
06:48They're too young, yeah
06:49That's okay
06:50Put that in the fridge
06:51Yo, I want controller right now
06:59Did I get an earring?
07:00Up there
07:01Up there
07:01I think on the left
07:02Where'd you get that idea?
07:04From Dylan when he broke up with Chelsea
07:06He doesn't claim, it's not his only
07:07I know, but he's gonna know
07:09I mean, next time we go over
07:11Do you guys think he'll die one day?
07:15Yes
07:16Okay, announcement
07:17Anton and I need the living room tonight
07:18Why?
07:19I texted Taryn
07:20Ugh, Issa
07:21Wait, who's Taryn, I guess?
07:22Taryn, from Rory Rubin's Halloween party
07:24She wore the Austin Powers costume
07:26Great skin
07:28Communes with the dead
07:29Oh, Taryn!
07:30Yes
07:30Yes, she said that in a past life
07:32I invented dogfighting
07:33She's very perceptive
07:34Okay, she's not coming over
07:36Anton, we need closure
07:37What if our sick, twisted minds killed George?
07:40We have to sit in that
07:41That's what George would say
07:42We have to sit in the uncertainty
07:44And why would we do that
07:45When we can talk to ghosts?
07:48Jared texted
07:49Stop, Jay, what'd he say?
07:50Check it
07:51Smash, turn him in tonight
07:52Bring whatever shit you have
07:53Oh, shit!
07:54You guys
07:55This is the saddest thing I've ever seen
07:57And I'm pretty sure my therapist
07:58Shot himself in the face this week
08:00What's going on?
08:01They're going back to hang with the children
08:02No, really?
08:04Samir, it's weird
08:05Yeah, you're like a full decade older than them
08:07Okay, that's weak ass coming from someone who's hooking up with their high school teacher
08:11That's weak ass?
08:12Weak ass
08:13So, Dylan?
08:14I know
08:14How Dylan was that?
08:15Okay, we're not hooking up
08:17We are a couple
08:18A couple who goes to art galleries
08:21Aesop?
08:22Hmm?
08:22You support my relationship, right?
08:23With Mr. Teacher?
08:24Yeah
08:25Absolutely
08:26It's so unhinged
08:27I love it
08:29Okay, also, we need to stop calling him Mr. Teacher
08:31Because he has a real name
08:32He does?
08:33Besides Mr. Teacher
08:35Oh, okay, that's him
08:36Okay, Samir
08:37Paul Baker
08:38Look at me
08:39Look at me
08:40What?
08:41Do not go back to that teenage boy's house tonight
08:43Fine
08:44Okay
08:46Thank you
08:49And he can't bring his GameCube
08:50Here either
08:51Obviously, I know that
08:52Yeah
08:54Fuck
08:54She thinks of everything
09:05Yes
09:05Yes, yes, yes
09:07So the Austin Powers thing wasn't just for Halloween
09:10Shh
09:10Be respectful
09:11She's giving us a huge discount
09:15You're paying her?
09:16Shut up
09:29Ask only what you wish to know
09:33Trust me
09:35Okay
09:36Okay
09:38Anton
09:45Is there a spirit here with us?
09:50Y
09:53E
09:55S
09:57There is a yes spot
09:58So you could have just gone there
10:00It's definitely George
10:01Yeah
10:01Oh, it's George
10:02I know it
10:03I feel it
10:04Anton
10:04Shh
10:05Spirit
10:08What is your name?
10:13G
10:15I told you
10:16Yeah, you knew it
10:17E
10:24R
10:24What?
10:28O
10:29R
10:32R
10:35O
10:36R
10:42G
10:46E
10:52Oh, maybe that's his heaven name
10:54Yes
10:55Heaven name?
10:56Mm-hmm
10:56You get a new name when you cross over
10:58It's not in English
10:59Isa, she clearly just misspelled it
11:01She's not doing anything
11:03Isa, she's moving her own hand
11:05No, she's not
11:06And also, even if she was
11:07It's because the universe compelled her to
11:09Grow up
11:11Okay, ready?
11:13Can I ask something?
11:14Mm-hmm
11:14Sure
11:15George, if you're actually here with us
11:17Give us a sign
11:24Why aren't you screaming?
11:25He's here
11:26Is he?
11:27He's fully here
11:29Hierarche!
11:30Take my vessel!
11:35Okay, okay, okay
11:36Ask it
11:37You're doing something weird
11:38Ask it
11:39Okay, okay, okay
11:41Was your death now our fault?
11:43Yes!
11:46Yes!
11:47Yes!
11:49Yes!
11:49Yes!
11:50Oh my God!
11:51Oh God, I killed him now!
11:52I killed him now!
11:52I killed him!
11:53I can't get over here!
11:57Ouch!
11:59Ow!
12:01Ouch!
12:03Ouch!
12:03Ouch!
12:04No!
12:05No!
12:06My nipples are so hard right now
12:10Can one of you drive me home after this?
12:12My license was revoked
12:15I'm banned from the train
12:22I told her
12:24You know, this is peewee fucking soccer
12:26If your kid is doing a header
12:27You should be in a travel team
12:28Guys, it's just like this girl
12:30In Sophie's gymnastics class
12:31She's already doing a back tuck
12:33Okay, so your kid should be in the Olympics
12:35Is what I'm hearing
12:36Exactly
12:37Hey, guys
12:38Thanks for coming
12:39Yeah, hey
12:40Let me show you your ass
12:41She's sweet
12:41Yeah, she is sweet
12:42Hey
12:43Oh, hi
12:44Cheers
12:45Thank you
12:46So is it going to be weird?
12:48Hmm?
12:49Oh, when your friends adopt me
12:52Because it's going to be kind of like
12:53You're sleeping with your friend's kid
12:55It's going to be a whole thing
12:56People are going to be talking about it
12:58Our shows are basically just
12:59Standing around bitching about your 40s
13:02Yeah
13:02And of course, the heavy, heavy drinking
13:07Speaking of
13:08Thank you
13:09Double up
13:11So this one's called
13:13Unraveling in Blue
13:14It's my favorite part
13:15The gentle ribbing of the artists themselves
13:18Okay, guys, very funny
13:19No, it looks like you're having a great time
13:21I mean, Georgia O'Keeffe who?
13:25Should I tell me?
13:25Does your wife know about her?
13:29Okay, so you fully based this off me
13:35Like you sneaking into my room
13:37Like fully painting my vagina
13:40Please don't accuse me of that
13:43No, no, I wasn't
13:44No, I was joking
13:46I was
13:47Ribbing you
13:51Okay
13:52No, in all seriousness, dude
13:54The colors are really moving
13:57Thanks, man
13:57Yeah, you really nailed the pink of my clit
13:59Oh
14:00Oh, God
14:00Oh
14:01Wow
14:02Yikes
14:02Okay
14:03Okay
14:04Okay
14:04Let me show you
14:07Yeah
14:07One of those
14:08It is 24
14:11No, don't
14:13That's okay
14:13It's not that bad
14:14You nailed the pink of my clit?
14:17Yeah
14:17It was a big swing
14:19It was a huge swing
14:20That's
14:25Okay
14:25All right
14:26Have a seat
14:27Okay
14:27Grab a beer
14:28Oh
14:29We're chilling with
14:30Who?
14:31Paul and Samir
14:31Hey
14:32Saturday
14:33Huh?
14:34At Jerry's house
14:35Cut
14:35And we about
14:36What?
14:37To wild out
14:39My name is
14:40Yeah
14:41Yo, shut up, bro
14:43Hey, guys
14:44Oh, hey
14:44Good to see you
14:45Dude, what's up?
14:48Oh
14:48Okay
14:54Did you know that this was going to be guy-girl?
14:57No
14:59Did you know it was going to be guy-girl?
15:00No
15:00Dude, that definitely makes us feel a lot more statutory
15:04Yeah
15:05Let me get you a drink
15:09Whoa, whoa
15:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
15:15Chill
15:15No, dude, I can't chill
15:17This is
15:18I brought you this alcohol
15:19They're sophomores, dude
15:20Who, these girls?
15:21Yeah
15:22No, they're freshmen
15:24Okay
15:26Who are these guys, Jared?
15:27I don't know
15:28Some guys who buy us booze
15:29Jay
15:30Bro
15:31Why are they looking at our boobs?
15:33I'm not looking at like any
15:34You know, no, no, no, no
15:37Ja, das ist es.
15:37Ja, wir nehmen den Bude.
15:40Das ist sehr irresponsible.
15:43Ihr seid komplett aus Kontrollen.
15:44Was ist er?
15:45Wir haben zu callen.
15:47Und ihr wisst?
15:47Ich nehme den GameCube.
15:49Ja.
15:50Wir bleiben den GameCube.
15:51Okay, wir bleiben den GameCube für jetzt.
15:53Für jetzt.
15:56Ich würde nicht hier sein ohne George.
15:58Er lief wirklich über dich, sweetheart.
16:01Oh, danke.
16:02Danke.
16:03You know, when my mother got sick,
16:06George taught me so much about loss.
16:09Sorry.
16:09Just squeeze in.
16:11And, you know, that was bone cancer.
16:14I'm so sorry.
16:15Oh, God, that sounds horrible.
16:17I would love to sit there.
16:20Thank you, Erin.
16:22That was beautiful.
16:23If only George could hear that,
16:25he'd be so happy.
16:31Issa, not yet.
16:32He can.
16:32No.
16:33Actually.
16:35We...
16:36We talked to George.
16:38Excuse me?
16:38We talked to George.
16:40We communed with him.
16:41Issa, we were supposed to save this to the end.
16:42I know, but we have this information.
16:43We have to tell them.
16:44Let's just do it right now.
16:44Ultimately, it will help them, Anton.
16:47I didn't believe it at first either,
16:48but there is some truth to it, so...
16:50First of all,
16:52I want you to know that George can still hear us,
16:54and I am happy to tell you
16:56that he has arrived safely in the afterlife,
16:59where he is currently living with three roommates.
17:02Which is cool.
17:04Okay.
17:05Um, George did have some unfinished business.
17:08Mostly some tax stuff,
17:09and something with the letter J.
17:10Oh, yeah, J.
17:11J.
17:12J.
17:13Journey.
17:14Journey.
17:15Did he like the band...
17:16Oh, Jewish.
17:17Jungle.
17:19But anyway, um, cause of death, uh, was...
17:24The cause of death was, uh,
17:26because no, everyone should know.
17:28It's only right.
17:28He said this.
17:29Uh, Anton and I are the reason
17:31that George shot himself in the face.
17:33He took his life.
17:34Sorry, took his life.
17:35And we are so deeply sorry.
17:37We abused our relationship with him,
17:39and we turned him into a battered therapist.
17:41Our minds are just so sick.
17:42We're sick.
17:43We're unwell.
17:44We're not well, okay?
17:44And he really should have never had to deal with us
17:47in the first place.
17:48We're just so...
17:48I'm sorry. We are sorry.
17:50Deeply sorry.
17:51Deeply sorry.
17:52...for your loss.
17:52Yeah.
17:54George didn't kill himself.
17:57What?
17:58What?
17:59You thought you were responsible for his death.
18:03That is so narcissistic.
18:05Hm.
18:07I'm sorry, who are you?
18:08My name's Katie.
18:13Yeah, George didn't mention you once.
18:15Ever.
18:21They hated me.
18:23They didn't hate you.
18:24Uh, okay, did you see their faces after clit-gate?
18:27They think I'm a child.
18:29No, they...
18:29Hey, Billy, come on.
18:30They...
18:30Stop.
18:31They thought you were great.
18:33And if they didn't...
18:34They're all drunks and depressives anyway.
18:37Well, well, don't say that.
18:37No, I mean it.
18:38You're more mature than any of them.
18:39And if they can't see how great you are, then fuck them!
18:42I only went because Steve's my divorce attorney.
18:45I'd much rather spend the night with your friends.
18:48You would really like my friends.
18:50Right?
18:51Well, then I can't wait to meet them.
18:53Well, I can't wait for you to meet them.
18:59Um...
19:00He slipped and fell in the shower!
19:03He slipped in the shower!
19:04We're not monsters!
19:06Oh, my God!
19:07Oh, my God!
19:08Oh, my God!
19:10Uh...
19:10No, uh...
19:11No, I don't...
19:12Know...
19:13Who these...
19:14People are.
19:15Stick it...
19:16Stick it in.
19:17Stick it up there.
19:18There you go.
19:19There you go.
19:21Attaboy, bro.
19:22Jared's a dick, bro.
19:24I love you.
19:25I love you, bro.
19:27I don't...
19:27Know them, either.
19:30Oh, it's Billy!
19:31Sammy, it's Billy and the old guy she's in love with!
19:34Billy!
19:34Oh, fuck, I never read Gatsby.
19:36Old guy!
19:36Billy, it's Paul!
19:37Damn it, it's Billy!
19:39Oh, my God!
19:41Make sure you tell them to hydrate before bed.
19:44Yeah.
19:47Bye, George.
19:49We'll miss you.
19:50Yeah.
19:51You were a wonderful therapist, George.
19:54The best.
19:55And we really don't know what we'll do without you.
20:01Yeah, um...
20:03And if you can hear us, um...
20:09I'm not, like, a bad person.
20:12Right?
20:17No.
20:19Oh, my God.
20:20What was that?
20:21Did you hear that?
20:21Oh, my God!
20:22No, that was insane.
20:23George?
20:24George?
20:24What the hell is going on?
20:27You have to ask one.
20:28You have to ask one.
20:29Okay?
20:33Will I die alone?
20:36No.
20:38Oh, my God!
20:40This is crazy.
20:40Oh, my God!
20:41Oh, my God!
20:41You go.
20:42You go.
20:44Should I ask for a raise at work?
20:48Yes.
20:49Oh, my God!
20:50You need that raise!
20:51I need it!
20:51You need that raise!
20:52Oh, my God!
20:52I have goosebumps!
20:53I have goosebumps!
20:53Okay, okay, I'll go.
20:54I'll go.
20:55It hurts to be alive
20:56All the disposable fragility of life
21:02If my identity is my mother died
21:06Anything to distract from being straight, right?
21:11But I want to be the perfect mix
21:14Of everything fucked up you want to fix
21:20And my awokeness is a myth
21:22I'm all so desperate for your love
21:28And I just want you to love me
21:30I just want you to love me
21:32I just want you to love me
21:42Haha!
21:43Good a business!
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