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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17It's a big hug.
01:34It's a big hug.
01:36I'd film it up.
01:37It's a big hug, isn't it?
01:38I'd film it.
01:40Yeah.
01:40Yeah.
01:42It's a dream.
01:43What?
01:43It's a big hug.
01:46It's a big hug.
01:47and settle in for all the fun and if that hasn't got you salivating for more
01:53here's Chad to sock it to you so sit back relax and watch with the same
02:01enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke T shower and with the same
02:08enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches our favorite show do you watch out the
02:13unseen bits as well yeah they're brilliant because all week you're
02:18quite tense thinking I hope tonight goes well but you know Saturday night is
02:21going to be fun yeah thanks Nikki I'll give it my best this week with the final
02:33fast approaching the girls were busy pampering themselves this week while the
02:38boys well they just sat around and played with their balls quick penalty
02:43shootout boys those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved so it's gonna break
02:53oh
02:53oh
02:55oh
02:55oh
02:57oh
02:58oh
02:58oh
03:07I used to play for City me back in the day Salford City you used to play for City
03:11they used when I was about eight and I stopped when I was nine
03:16oh
03:18oh
03:18oh
03:19oh
03:19oh
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with sock footballs too
03:26alright lads name position club take it away
03:31Luke Mabbit left back Love Island
03:34oh
03:34oh
03:35he's going for the lefty
03:36oh
03:39yeah
03:40Jimmy Clayton number nine striker
03:42what team
03:43what team
03:46whoo
03:49Viele tap set it back
03:51Love Island
03:52oh
03:58he steps back
04:00freshman
04:00Fresh trim
04:09Fin tap celebrating like a professional football on away. He is
04:30I am a team love island, and I am
04:35Go on the phone
04:43Introduce yourself
04:43I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker, and I play for Pompey
04:50Okay, okay, okay
04:52You got to get a little run, aren't you?
04:53You really got to go like
04:56Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock rape teas
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro
05:20He's a little bit lost in the kitchen
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef
05:38I told you I'm short, mate
05:41I'm short
05:43Listen, bro
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things when I can't be arsed
05:50I'll play the next clip
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the islanders took part in the challenge
06:03She's a pizza me
06:05You want a piece of me
06:07Pizza me
06:08Warning, if you're currently eating pizza, look away now
06:11The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls who were
06:17the pizza bases
06:18In order to make their best pizza
06:19Got it? No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway
06:22Come on, babes
06:23First off, a delicious saucy
06:27Tomato sauce
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:55No!
06:55Just like
06:56Do you know what I mean?
06:57Not
06:58No!
06:59No, Ted!
07:00You're actually pissed me off
07:01Did I?
07:01I did see you go like that at some point
07:03No!
07:04Ted, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, friend
07:11Yes!
07:11That was a good one
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle
07:15The ladle
07:16Tomato, tomato
07:18Yeah, I said the same one
07:25Oh, Cullen!
07:27Cullen!
07:28Cullen, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed
07:31Next, it was on to the pizza toppings
07:36Oh, cheeses!
07:37That's right, Jess
07:39Cheeses!
07:41That's right, Jess!
07:44Cheeses!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Cullen, that's good!
07:58See, I do this every day, you were, throwing things
08:00No, you are actually good
08:01I know
08:01I'm there for thinking
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a meet
08:10Tell her!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer
08:19Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa
08:22Just land it right on your pizza
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana
08:29It's so delicious, everybody come capisha
08:32The next stage was to a chakada everything
08:37What about the olives? Give me olives, they're going like tomatoes
08:39One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging
08:44This is almost disgusting
08:46Oh my god, I'm gonna vomit
08:50You're making me feel sick, I can't even smile
08:53Oh fuck, that was a headshot
08:55I just stood there like an absolute embossil
08:58With this pizza base getting food in the face
09:29Oh my god
09:32and crave pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers?
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:57Boys will be boys, I guess.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four,
10:17you don't need any more.
10:18It's a nicer place.
10:19I'll shut up with your face.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke and Demi
10:30and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that.
10:35Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to, think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, OK.
10:42Oh, come on.
10:44You have to lick your own foot, if you lose.
10:46I think he loses, he licks it.
10:48OK, let's go, cos then it will pick a stone, OK?
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:54Yes!
10:57It's like you licking his foot or you had licking licks.
11:02Go on, Jane, you have licking licks, go on.
11:04Wait.
11:05Between you, go down.
11:06No, we've got to go, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to see?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:14Ah!
11:17You've got to lick the tongue.
11:19No, it's got to be yours or it's me.
11:23It's yours.
11:24It's yours.
11:25Ah!
11:26It's big.
11:27Ah!
11:30Come on.
11:31Lick the tongue.
11:39Don't lick the tongue.
11:40Don't lick the tongue.
11:40Don't even roll it down.
11:41Like, don't lick the tongue.
11:44Sorry.
11:45And that's right.
11:54French is the language of love.
11:56And here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Ooh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason or did you just want to...?
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have, because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to... I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:26Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like, savoir.
12:31Savoir.
12:32Yeah.
12:32And then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah.
12:39That would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous.
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50Savoir.
12:50Ou...
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin.
12:52Aladdin.
12:56Aladdin.
12:57Aladdin?
12:58Aladdin?
12:58I don't know how they say Aladdin.
13:00I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:05Is...
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh, yeah.
13:30Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Je voudrais...
13:33Savoir.
13:33Je voudrais...
13:35Savoir...
13:36Ou...
13:37Aladdin?
13:40Aladdin?
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh?
13:43Yeah.
13:43Eh?
13:44Eh?
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45S'il vous plaît.
13:45Yeah?
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame?
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:59There we go.
13:59Savoir.
14:00There we go.
14:01Ou...
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin?
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh?
14:06Eh?
14:07S'il vous plaît, madame.
14:08Hey!
14:09Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a wee wee, and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:15Yeah.
14:29Welcome back!
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it...
14:35Clé d'Amour Invisible Le Morceau.
14:38You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you from?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:51Oh, you know.
14:53Oh, well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:00Right, well, I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently, that's cloud-watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:09You can barely see now.
15:10Oh, my God, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yeah.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willie.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willie.
15:23A fucking willie with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report, Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:33Here's the islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although, technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:48I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M-piece, if you want.
15:50Do you want the M-piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M-piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59That...
15:59I'll just call it an M-piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08A heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:11Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:15Paige, what do you call the end of the bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22Nothing.
16:22What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27That's a topper.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32No.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long, man.
16:34I know.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:59What?
17:00Who's wigg is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:02He put it all wrong.
17:04Where is my blonde man?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06It's a band, darling.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10Wait, wait, wait, wait.
17:12Oh, shit.
17:14It's Rick James.
17:15Rick James.
17:16Yeah, yeah.
17:18Come on, Dan.
17:20Scream if you wanna go faster.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:25That is mad.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in two.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37Go and find a woman.
17:38And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:44Oh, my God!
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy!
17:51You look like Ozzy!
17:53Yeah!
17:55Oh, my God!
17:56Let me hear you spin!
17:59Sharon!
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah.
18:03And let me put it back.
18:05Oh, what?
18:05Oh, what?
18:07Oh, you look like Ollie!
18:09Ollie's back.
18:15Smile.
18:16Jeff.
18:18Wait, are you waiting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh, my God!
18:21One of the wrestlers.
18:22Let me hear you spin!
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week I've noticed Finn paying particular attention to the process of
18:43how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundation.
18:49Applying the foundation.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51Mm-hmm.
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I was getting that, getting my cake and foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask Finn?
19:05Okay, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay, Finn.
19:15How's that?
19:17How's that?
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it would look?
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:28Erm...
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:38Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:46I can see it now.
19:48Gawk Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56Okay.
19:57Erm...
19:58So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Erm...
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:06Thank you!
20:07Anyone else?
20:08I'm here or no?
20:11Oh!
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking...
20:29and smelling...
20:31again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci back now.
20:36I know!
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:38He went spraying blue fragrance in a baby's face.
20:41It went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45Blowing spray in a baby's face.
20:47It went all in his eye.
20:48What are you doing?
20:48I may not know some idea.
20:53Hey man.
21:08Look out.
21:12My baby is going to suck you up.
21:14Hey man.
21:22it wasn't long before the islanders got the hang of it though and they were keen to regale the
21:26kids with tales from before their time all right okay so do you want to see pictures from sean
21:31paul night because oh you weren't here were you all right so this is me and molly this is what
21:38we
21:38wore do you like the outfits i think they're really good outfits what would you rate them
21:43out of ten yeah probably a good seven and a half i agree what about this one this is just
21:54a selfie
21:56no okay i'll delete that one oh do you like the selfie do you reckon this is insta worthy or
22:02not
22:04yeah yeah yeah it's good isn't it yeah i might post that
22:10oh yeah that's a good one i'm gonna favorite that one just because you said that
22:16meanwhile fenn had already mastered the art of story time
22:20there was one story i'll tell you about your nan and gramp right
22:24so i was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my dad your gramp
22:30and i cracked my knee open right anyway mum come home she was out getting the chinese that's your
22:36nan that is so she sees it and then she goes oh bloody hell that's really bad like my knee
22:42was
22:42bleeding darcy it was really bad and then they said oh we're gonna have to take you to an a
22:47&e i said
22:48yeah damn right you are my leg were almost hanging off then my mum said we'll just eat this chinese
22:54and then we'll go so i were laid there darcy with my leg up in the air blood pouring out
22:59of it
22:59whilst my mum and dad your nan and gramp were eating their chow mein
23:03i wouldn't do that to you darcy i wouldn't i'll take you straight there
23:07i'd probably eat the chinese on the way there
23:11how old are you by the way like two
23:16be fair fenn chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it
23:21out in the garden luke m was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had everything
23:27he wanted we need them camo shoes okay i'll do what i can do go go go go you got
23:34the shoot
23:39hey girl hey girl i can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy i'm absolutely
23:44loving this mum life do you like it like honestly this is a bit of me oh i absolutely love
23:50it oh
23:51it's so cute you're right how are you i'm good you got the sun cream you got no don't put
23:59it on the
24:00baby i'm not putting it on me have you not put any on can you put the spray one on
24:06me yeah thanks
24:10well ollie you guys did it enjoy thank you thank you no worries
24:19do you like crap put them where did you put them where oh sick as if i didn't even see
24:25you take it
24:25i know that's how sly i am
24:30he looks sick he looks sick he looks sick our baby is unreal you cheeky wee monkeys
24:45everyone has their own style of parenting and looks squared were no exception
24:50come here come here come here come here come here come here do you want to get the frig out
25:04of my
25:05baby's prom hell no push me about
25:14even though you're absolute rascal yes you want to be his godparent
25:19oh man no come on i'll let you be his godparent oh sick
25:26oh you fucker
25:29oh
25:33temi i think look might need changing i'm gone see you in a more
25:48you make me so happy
25:52welcome back to unseen bits you decided against string quartets and going on safari and chose to watch us
25:59instead i know it's only been six weeks but we love you too
26:06it's the penultimate part but don't worry there's still loads of unseen stuff you never knew you needed
26:12do you put the toilet seat up i'll sit down i'll sit sometimes i'll sit down bro i always sit
26:17down for a week
26:18sometimes it just turns into a ship
26:19yeah
26:20right that's enough nonsense for now there's still way too many islanders for this part of the show it's about
26:26time we sent some home
26:29after the islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple
26:33it left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island
26:39the public votes saved luke m and demi and jess and ched leaving three couples at risk
26:47your votes meant that jamie and natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51and everyone was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye
27:02then it was the islanders turn to decide who was next
27:05as they had to save one of mike and priscilla or callum and molly
27:12mike i'm priscilla callum and molly
27:15mike i'm priscilla
27:17mike and priscilla
27:18mike and priscilla were saved and the lancashire lovebirds callum and molly were dumped from the villa
27:24ah don't worry
27:30callum was never very good with his words but he has an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell
27:35all right it's been the best five weeks and i don't know what else to say go on
27:41me
27:41come on give a little speech
27:43oh don't make me do a speech i'm a shout out of speeches
27:45right fuck off
27:46top speech yeah kid see you down trafford centre in the sunshiny
27:52don't look back in anger
27:54don't look back in anger
27:57anyone want to close the door
27:59no
28:00fair enough
28:10if you ever wonder what people from milton keen sound like then it's absolutely nothing like this
28:16all right geese
28:17all right geese
28:18get a pint
28:18all right geese let me get san miguel please
28:21san miguel please
28:32i'll have a pint san miguel and whatever she's having
28:35i'll get a pint of san miguel and whatever she's having
28:50Oh, you weird dog.
28:52Panty San Miguel, bag of salty peanuts.
28:55Gays.
29:00Oh, you're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:03All right, Finn.
29:05I'd like to see you go to Glasgow and order a bottle of Bucky and a pizza crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla.
29:17Their fellow Islanders may give them stick for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them.
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:27Ooh.
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:43Ooh.
29:44Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah.
29:46Oh, no.
29:47Oh, she's got me.
29:49Ah, she's got me.
29:51Oh, no.
29:52She's got me.
29:52All right, cool.
29:53So, stay close in.
29:54All right, fine, boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so silly.
29:59All right, take a picture of me now.
30:01OK, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You ready?
30:06Yeah.
30:06Yeah.
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18One more.
30:18Oh, yes.
30:20One more.
30:20Oh, yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios, are you ready?
30:27Yes.
30:28Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back.
30:36Oh, my word, it's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them.
30:41And no one said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking Hespero smells like fucking old people.
30:46It must be time four.
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:55You should have preheated the oven, but the oven's not hot now.
31:00What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting.
31:03It could do.
31:09It's got to be...
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure.
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women after living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah, don't get a pool because they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:49Yeah.
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:53They take tomato ketchup into the shower and put on the hair.
31:55Yeah, because it stops the hair going different colours.
31:57Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:00That's true.
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their make-up to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined.
32:21But I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes.
32:26Yes.
32:27Absolutely.
32:28I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:30Agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39That's how it is.
32:40Yes.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh my days, we're not sitting here.
32:59We're not sitting here.
33:01Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah.
33:02And it still looks...
33:04Ah!
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my God, has it gone?
33:07Jesus.
33:08That was big that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:11Oh my God.
33:16And this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something.
33:22YAY YAY YAY!
33:24Get back!
33:29It's following you!
33:32Oh, it's coming to me now.
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you.
33:35It's following you.
33:36It's following you.
33:37It's following you.
33:38Woo!
33:39Woo!
33:39Woo!
33:40Woo!
33:40Woo!
33:41Woo!
33:41Woo!
33:41Rick!
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing £30,000
33:46and a seven night holiday to the fabulous South Africa.
33:50Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five-star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with £30,000 tax-free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:03For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 6554.
34:08Text costs £2 plus one standard network rate message.
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34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
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34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits and the final Unseen Bits of the series.
34:48And I want to make it a good'un.
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape.
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings to really get me in the mood for the voiceover.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:04I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best V.O. artist in the land.
35:10I am the best V.O. artist in the land.
35:13You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:41Er, it's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first when he could just touch straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would.
35:55What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish.
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:07Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:12No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:20No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:28He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31You don't have a Scooby about animals.
36:35Who's...
36:35Who's Charles?
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:38Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Earlier in the week, you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
36:55Yay!
36:58Go!
36:59Love Island 2020, I love you!
37:01Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:06And a little bit of this.
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes.
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise for couples.
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:34We've got a dance.
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40Come up with a few moves.
37:41Yeah?
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted.
37:44Oh, no.
37:45It's got to be on point.
37:46I ain't doing it.
37:48What's your, like, your talents are...
37:50Metallics.
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:57Okay.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:21We're not doing it.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:24We're not doing it.
38:25We're not doing it.
38:26Oh, that's so much.
38:28That's the technique.
38:29There we go.
38:31Ah!
38:32I'm shaking like a shirt on doggers.
38:36That means I'm the Overse.
38:43I'm the Overse.
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:50Ah!
38:51Oh, my God.
38:52Ah!
38:52Yeah?
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow!
39:00Yeah.
39:00Oh, okay.
39:01Ah!
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:07Woo!
39:09Oh, Paige.
39:15There you go.
39:17See, he did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:26Okay.
39:27Don't call us.
39:28We'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:51And this week's Bitch Hot Bonanza.
39:57Best moment.
39:59Okay.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So, I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play off as the beanbag.
40:19No.
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22Yeah.
40:22It was so funny.
40:24Get out of there.
40:26The funniest moment...
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk in that challenge.
40:32Mike now!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:38Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:52Natalya's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
40:56Oh, my God!
41:02Probably watching the original Connor do the striptease.
41:14That was ridiculously funny.
41:22My sweetest moment was when Fenn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, see that one right there?
41:32Oh, yeah.
41:33See that one?
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely.
41:36It was very nice.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casparamore and seeing Paige single.
41:50Can't fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56I'm surprised.
41:59Go, go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:11Go on.
42:13It was magical.
42:14I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honor if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just, it's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I don't want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:05Oh, 100%.
43:07My best moment, personally, was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:16We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:18Actually, in terms of, like, sweetest moment,
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach Hop in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:17They've grafted.
44:19You are mustard, and I'm having you on time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23What's that doing?
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:32But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
44:52One, two, two.
44:56One, two, three.
45:07Two, three.
45:08Two, three.
45:14Two, three, three.
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