🔥New My Dad Is Poseidon

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00:12slow-ass sea slug your launch today beach

00:33slow-ass sea slug

01:00filthy scavengers when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep you sky rat swore never to

01:07breach the surface Poseidon fish food ages ago

01:38sire Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier

01:40I'm retired don't bring that crap to my door

01:48sire

02:04who the hell broke my new console I'm gonna go deal with that bastard sire

02:09you're finally stepping in

02:24go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game

02:28my king even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots

02:54what did you do turn me back right now

03:01sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against Olympus we

03:07beg you Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years I'm retired I

03:12don't waste breath on crazy people

03:20screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live

03:37get your hands off me creep

03:39sorry I didn't mean to

03:45you

03:46wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nint's doing here

03:52what's a forest nint's doing here

03:53he's just a regular human total nerd

03:57damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in

04:09you're burning up down here way harder than I pictured

04:14I was drugged

04:15this whole thing is Dylan's sick setup

04:18if I don't mate someone before the timer runs out

04:21I die

04:21I really need this guy

04:28god damn

04:30you really know how to flip my switch

04:40I need more

04:41a lot more

04:43no

04:50don't stop

04:51harder

04:53squeeze me tighter

04:54oh

05:01what the hell did you do to me last night

05:05hey

05:06I put in a lot of work

05:08don't tell me you forgot

05:10Leora

05:10I know you're in there

05:12Nowhere left to run!

05:14Damn it. He tracked me.

05:29Leora, you're my fiance.

05:31You belong with me. Come home.

05:33Get away, Dylan!

05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.

05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?

05:47You slept with someone?

05:50Who screwed up my plan?

05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.

05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.

06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?

06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?

06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?

06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.

06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.

06:25Can't push too hard yet.

06:28I won't kill him.

06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.

06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.

06:43Forget today ever happened.

06:45Go back to your life.

06:59Seriously?

07:00Can't I just play my game for once?

07:12Those assholes are back already.

07:14What are you talking about?

07:21Hey, pencil neck!

07:22I'm Dylan's top enforcer.

07:24Either get the hell out of this water,

07:26or kneel and call me daddy.

07:28Dylan Hoop, speak up, man.

07:30My ears are shot.

07:30Keep acting tough!

07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!

07:34Even Narius's seafo give him a wide bird.

07:49You asked for this.

08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?

08:05Who the hell are you?

08:23It's too late, boss.

08:25Her heartbeats fading fast.

08:41Somebody help me!

08:55Give me a name, Leora.

08:57Who did this?

08:58I'm going to tear them apart.

09:02It was...

09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.

09:26You're my fiancé, my property.

09:28You filthy whore.

09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!

09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.

09:43No! Let go!

09:47With nymph blood in my veins,

09:49even Olympus will bow to me.

09:59I got careless.

10:01Diving near a shipwreck.

10:03My fault.

10:04Shipwreck?

10:05Those cuts are surgical, Leora.

10:07Someone did this to you.

10:12You're just a regular guy.

10:14Stay out of it.

10:15Boss?

10:17Soup's ready.

10:23If I don't make it,

10:26promise me you'll take care of Lily.

10:28She's all we have left.

10:31She's safe.

10:32Now drink.

10:35Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.

10:43Jack, you...

10:46Ambrosia residue?

10:47Golden apple sap?

10:48I studied this in grad's time.

10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.

10:54Where the hell did you get this?

10:56More.

10:57Try it.

11:08These ingredients,

11:10where did you get them?

11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.

11:19I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.

11:44What a lively little snack.

11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!

11:50Ha ha ha ha ha!

11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.

12:00You want more?

12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.

12:03This guy's luck is insane.

12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?

12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?

12:15You're safe here, Liria.

12:19We've got a kid together now.

12:22I'm not letting anything touch.

12:25You or Lily.

12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...

12:29Daddy!

12:30Help!

12:33Something's trying to eat me!

12:36Lily's in trouble!

12:43I...

12:44I'm not tasty.

12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.

12:49Please don't eat me!

12:54Divine power runs through this girl.

12:57Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.

13:04Huh, huh, huh!

13:13He, he, I don't do anemia!

13:17Cheering.

13:20some toes.

13:22He is a net city, but I don't want to applause folks.

13:32A little bit刚, it's ailing.

13:35you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy

13:42i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders

13:50ha you ruined my meal

13:55wait the baby mama herself perfect

14:04two courses for the price of one

14:18jack take lily and run go

14:26run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects

14:38you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead

14:55what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the

15:03monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering

15:11wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault

15:16whatever let's get home that thing might circle back

15:22about that monster

15:28failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all

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18:29tell him to get his ass out here

18:33who

18:34the fuck is tearing up my domain

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18:42don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check

18:50you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here

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19:29Gunshot? The Sea King? He's real.

19:34Hades, you hiding? Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.

19:43One, two...

19:47Thank the fates! The boss is here!

19:54Boss, this bum...

20:02You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.

20:07In front of Poseidon, you're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.

20:16My lord, is this handling satisfactory?

20:20I'm not here for fun. Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.

20:28Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now.

20:31You have three days. I'll be back.

20:37Everyone! Drop what you're doing! Full sweep on the Leora and Child!

20:41Every resource! Every contact! Now! Tell them Poseidon's back!

20:46Yes, boss!

20:53Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.

21:05Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.

21:11Let's move.

21:23We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?

21:27Ha ha ha ha ha!

21:31Ha ha ha ha! A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.

21:40Who are you?

21:42Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.

21:49Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?

21:53Hand over the kid!

22:02Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!

22:21Mommy! You're bleeding!

22:23This forest is locked down. Surrender now.

22:28I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go!

22:32No! No! Mommy! I'm not leaving you!

22:46Kid's mine. You die.

22:51You... poisoned me?

22:55My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!

23:02You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.

23:10You're wounded. Poisoned. Done. The kid's coming with me.

23:19Don't touch her! Come at me!

23:22Me! Feisty one. Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.

23:35Such a pretty face. All mine now.

23:41Let my mommy go, you bastard!

23:50Lily! Lily!

23:53Run! Get out of here!

23:58Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.

24:08Lily!

24:16Daddy?

24:22Your hands off her!

24:31You touch my woman, you're a dead man.

24:39Jack!

24:41What the hell just happened?

24:45You okay, babe?

24:47So you're the boyfriend?

24:49Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.

25:09Jack, keep Lily safe.

25:11Long as I'm here, you don't lose.

25:13Shut up and go!

25:15Now!

25:27If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.

25:32Run all you want!

25:33My pack tears you both apart!

25:35Run all you want!

25:47No!

25:50No!

25:53No!

26:02No!

26:04No!

26:24Daddy, don't leave Mommy.

26:27I don't want to lose her.

26:29Shh, Lily, don't cry.

26:31Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.

26:32We're going back for her right now.

26:41Hand over the kid.

26:42I'll make your death quick.

26:52Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?

26:57Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.

27:00Okay.

27:04You are the best.

27:13Some nobody dare stare me down?

27:16You're asking to die.

27:20You're not human.

27:22Who the hell are you?

27:23My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.

27:26Disappear.

27:45Okay, Lily.

27:47You can turn around now.

27:51Daddy?

27:52What happened to the bad guy?

27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.

28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle.

28:06Don't move.

28:07Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.

28:10I'll be right back.

28:15Daddy, be careful.

28:18Don't worry, Lily.

28:19Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.

28:28That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.

28:30How much longer you got?

28:32Let me have my fun first.

28:35So what?

28:36I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.

28:50Damn.

28:51You take a hit well.

28:53Let's enjoy this body.

28:55Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.

28:58For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.

29:05No signal?

29:06You trying to hog the glory?

29:08More coming.

29:09Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.

29:11No choice.

29:12I'm taking them down with me.

29:14This the woman Dylan wants?

29:16Where the kid?

29:17Some guy took the brat.

29:20Useless.

29:21Grab her first, then we hunt the child.

29:27Just let Jack and Lily be safe.

29:33You all want to come at once?

29:35Then die together.

29:36Pick your graves.

29:49Why did you come back?

29:51Where's Lily?

29:55Lily's safe.

29:57Don't push yourself.

30:00So this is the woman's secret lover.

30:03Her taste is trash.

30:05Beg now.

30:06And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.

30:10Refuse, and you'll be screaming.

30:12End it fast.

30:16You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.

30:19Just weeds to be crushed under feet.

30:23Just hold on a little longer.

30:25Jack means more to me than anything.

30:27I won't let him get hurt.

30:38You want my husband?

30:40Step over my corpse first.

30:43In a hurry to die?

30:45Fine.

30:46I'll oblige.

31:15You're half dead already.

31:17How the hell did you knock me back?

31:19The sea is sinking.

31:21Those are Poseidon's warriors.

31:24This can't be.

31:50Ancient Ekethra.

31:52The coastal legend monster?

31:54Why would she be here?

31:57Ha ha ha!

31:59Our boss has real backing.

32:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.

32:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.

32:07They're coming for us.

32:09We're finished.

32:10Don't worry, darling.

32:11Things might turn around.

32:12Lyra Vale has been captured.

32:15Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.

32:20They're here for me.

32:22Jack, stay behind me.

32:24With me here, no one touches you.

32:26Stop saying that, Jack.

32:28Look around.

32:28We're surrounded.

32:29We could actually die here.

32:36My lords!

32:38Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!

32:43You worthless creature!

32:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand.

32:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?

33:02Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!

33:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!

33:07Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!

33:08Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!

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