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00:04:13Good one.
00:04:14Who?
00:04:15Oh, the Evening Express.
00:04:16Well, all I know is what I read in your paper,
00:04:20but confidentially, Randy Bradford and Mr. Willows
00:04:22are at it hot and heavy right now.
00:04:24Don't quote me.
00:04:26Bradford, Willows, and Wharton.
00:04:28What?
00:04:29No, there's not two of us here.
00:04:31It's just me, Benny.
00:04:33Oh, yeah?
00:04:34Hold on, I'll connect you.
00:04:36Wise guy.
00:04:40Oh, still waiting, eh?
00:04:43No.
00:04:48The Bradford, Willows, and Wharton?
00:04:51No, this is Benny.
00:04:52Miss Allhider Appendix Snacks.
00:04:53That's why I'm on the board.
00:04:55Yeah, real sudden.
00:04:56Oh, she'll be back in about a month.
00:05:02Okay, I'll connect you.
00:05:05Good morning.
00:05:07Good morning.
00:05:07Good morning.
00:05:08Good morning.
00:05:09Are you applying for the telephone job?
00:05:11I beg your pardon.
00:05:13I was here first.
00:05:14I can see you were.
00:05:15By quite a few years.
00:05:17Young man, the Acme Employment Agency sent me here to...
00:05:20Hey, you'll have to sit over there.
00:05:22If you don't mind, I'm looking for...
00:05:24Excuse me.
00:05:27Stick around.
00:05:28Yes, Mr. Morton?
00:05:29No, this is Benny.
00:05:30Oh, I'm narrow.
00:05:31Paul got separated from her and Benny.
00:05:32Who does he think he is?
00:05:34About a month, I guess.
00:05:35Yes, sir.
00:05:36I'll throw you back.
00:05:37Randy!
00:05:38Randy!
00:05:38How'd you make up?
00:05:39Oh, great.
00:05:40I got no place for him.
00:05:41Show him he's not going to run my life for me.
00:05:44Looks like love in a cottage for us.
00:05:46Now?
00:05:46Come on, honey.
00:05:47No, wait.
00:05:48Go on, go on.
00:05:48It's no use, Gloria.
00:05:49He's impossible.
00:05:50Stone Age ideas about life and the way it should be lived.
00:05:53That's the gastro for the money machine.
00:05:56Randy, I got an idea.
00:05:58Yeah, what?
00:05:59Look, all that stands between us is Willow's opinion of me, right?
00:06:01Right.
00:06:01Well, I'm going in there and make that old gray beard approve of me.
00:06:04But, Gloria, are you...
00:06:05Ever hear of a letter of recommendation?
00:06:06You mean one of those to whom it may concern things?
00:06:08Exactly.
00:06:08I'm going to get one signed by Mr. Willow's.
00:06:10That letter will be our marriage life.
00:06:12It'll be a neat trick if you can get away with it.
00:06:13Go on, go on.
00:06:15I'm not out in ten minutes.
00:06:16Don't wait for me.
00:06:16Meet me in my apartment tonight.
00:06:17Wish me luck.
00:06:18Good luck.
00:06:21Yes, sir.
00:06:21Right away, sir.
00:06:22Miss Praskins, Mr. Detweiler will see you now.
00:06:24Third door to the right.
00:06:27Yes?
00:06:28I'll tell him when he comes in, Mr. Warden.
00:06:31Hello again.
00:06:32I thought you ducked.
00:06:34Is that job still open?
00:06:36Yeah.
00:06:37Mr. Detweiler's interviewing applicants now.
00:06:39Um, that is Mr. Willow's office, isn't it?
00:06:42Yes, but Mr. Detweiler does all the hiring.
00:06:45I'll try and sneak you in ahead of the others.
00:06:47Hey!
00:06:48The newest you have preferred will carry a conversion privilege, comma,
00:06:53and will be callable at 110, period.
00:06:59Paragraph, in my opinion, comma.
00:07:04Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:07:06I thought this was Mr. Willow's office.
00:07:08I'm Mr. Willow's.
00:07:09I meant Mr. Willow's senior.
00:07:13I'm the only Willow's in this firm.
00:07:15Are you sure?
00:07:18Quite sure.
00:07:19Well, this is a surprise.
00:07:22You're not at all what I expected.
00:07:24Well, just what did you expect?
00:07:27Well, Willow's and Wall Street sort of suggest a long gray beard or something.
00:07:36Young lady, would you mind explaining who you are and what you want?
00:07:40I...
00:07:41I came about the telephone job.
00:07:44Oh, Mr. Detweiler's in charge of personnel.
00:07:47Oh, please, Mr. Willow's, personnel managers are so, so unimaginative.
00:07:52They're only interested in references.
00:07:54Well, naturally, so am I.
00:07:56You are?
00:07:57Of course.
00:07:58We never hire anybody without references.
00:07:59We wouldn't think of it.
00:08:01You wouldn't?
00:08:02Certainly not.
00:08:03Oh, dear, now what'll I do?
00:08:05You see, Mr. Willow's, I...
00:08:07I haven't any references.
00:08:08I...
00:08:08I've never worked in an office before.
00:08:11You haven't?
00:08:12No, never.
00:08:14Well, I'm sorry, but we never hire beginners.
00:08:17You don't?
00:08:17Of course not.
00:08:18We wouldn't think of it.
00:08:19You wouldn't?
00:08:20Certainly not.
00:08:21Oh, dear, now what am I going to do?
00:08:23It seems to me we've used exactly those words before.
00:08:26Yes, yes, I know we have, but...
00:08:28What other words would you use in a situation of this sort?
00:08:31Really, Mr. Willow's, I don't see why everybody wants references from everybody.
00:08:35It...
00:08:35It seems so unfair.
00:08:37Fair?
00:08:37Girl has to start somewhere, sometime, and if nobody ever gives her a chance, what's
00:08:41she to do?
00:08:41Other firms may not have the same rules we have.
00:08:44Why don't you try elsewhere?
00:08:45Yes, I suppose I should, but I...
00:08:49I had my heart set on working here.
00:08:53Really?
00:08:53Why?
00:08:55Well, it's such an impressive-looking place, so substantial and old-fashioned.
00:09:02I like old-fashioned things, don't you, Mr. Willow?
00:09:05Very much.
00:09:06Then that gives us something in common, doesn't it?
00:09:08Well, yes.
00:09:09Well, at least we have something to start on, two people who like old-fashioned things.
00:09:13Then, lady, this is all beside the point.
00:09:15I suppose it is, but to be perfectly honest, what I'm really trying to do is make a favorable
00:09:18impression on you so you'll give me the job without references.
00:09:21I admire your honesty.
00:09:22Oh, please, Mr. Willow's.
00:09:23I'm sure I'll be quite satisfactory.
00:09:26People have told me I have a soothing telephone voice, and that ought to mean something to affirm
00:09:30like this.
00:09:31Listen.
00:09:34Good morning.
00:09:35Bradford, Willow's, and Wharton.
00:09:37Oh, yes.
00:09:39We have some lovely investments today.
00:09:41See?
00:09:43If Mr. Detweiler sees fit to employ you...
00:09:48I need this job so badly, Mr. Willow's, not only for myself.
00:09:54You see, I have an invalid sister.
00:10:17Please.
00:10:20Now, this won't get you anywhere.
00:10:25Don't sit there.
00:10:26Do something.
00:10:27What would you suggest?
00:10:27Oh.
00:10:29Oh.
00:10:30Oh.
00:10:30Oh.
00:10:30Young lady, I won't be intimidated.
00:10:33Oh.
00:10:34No.
00:10:35Oh, but Mr. Willow.
00:10:36Oh.
00:10:41Oh.
00:10:41Oh.
00:10:42Oh.
00:10:45Oh.
00:10:46Oh.
00:10:49Oh.
00:10:49so much to me but you misunderstand I didn't say don't cry anymore all right
00:11:00you can have the job tell us the debt while I've hired a girl for the
00:11:09switchboard yes that's what I said I miss miss Catherine long report to
00:11:19Benny he'll show you do oh how can I ever never mind that and while you're here
00:11:25remember a door mark private means private yes sir mr. Willows you think I
00:11:34handle that situation properly that remains to be seen mr. Willows well she
00:11:39did need the job and she does have a nice telephone voice yes very soothing
00:11:45besides she likes old-fashioned things say you're all right how'd you do it with
00:11:52mirrors
00:11:54Bradford willows and Wharton mr. Presnell just a moment please simple isn't it well
00:11:59every time you see a light you just punch it out now these are the jacks the
00:12:02outside ones are for outside calls and the inside one are for inside calls and
00:12:06over here is the interoffice communication system mr. deadweiler mr. Willows mr.
00:12:11Wharton and if this one lights don't answer it it's a ghost how do you know
00:12:14which hole to punch oh nothing to it here I'll show you let me take your clothes
00:12:18thanks I think I'll leave it on it's sort of chilly it's funny I thought it was hot in
00:12:25here huh guess I'm the cold-blooded type boy I don't think so now you just plug this in
00:12:32here and say Bradford willows and Wharton Bradford willows and Wharton Bradford
00:12:39willows and Wharton good morning oh that's lovely yes sir I'll give me a
00:12:45message when he comes in you're doing swell by tomorrow you can solo well I
00:12:49got to distribute the mail oh Benny Benny don't leave me alone with this thing
00:12:51not yet anyway you're right if you need any help just yell oh hello Gloria oh honey I'm so happy
00:13:16for
00:13:16I could swing off a chandelier I'm happy for me too oh just imagine my little
00:13:21roommate married all that money money money money money why the jackpot is hit
00:13:25us it's it's an eight-horse parlay kitty listen I'm at Bradford willows and Wharton
00:13:31on Wall Street Wall Street oh clipping coupons already working on your honeymoon
00:13:37what won't they think of next I'm not married I'll explain later right now I need a
00:13:43dress you're in Wall Street without a dress oh glory what have you done jumping to
00:13:50conclusions and bring me that dress grab a taxi and get here as fast as you can it
00:13:54oh my name is Catherine long oh honey you lost more than your dress you lost your mind
00:14:02I'm Catherine long remember I was in a spa I want to see mr. Willows it is most
00:14:08important here's my car his office is right over there oh thank you yours was the first name I could
00:14:13think of now hurry millions millions millions millions millions the sum of one million six hundred twenty
00:14:23five thousand forty eight dollars and six cents period which is only a drop in the pocket compare with
00:14:28the money that you and I will make together mr. Willows this is the reddest red letter day in your
00:14:37life may I ask you a question what's the greatest enemy of mankind today this one yet I think you'd
00:14:44better leave us alone stay where you are you will see with your own eyes they wonder of the world
00:14:51the
00:14:52marvel of the ages oh see here don't interrupt every human stop whispering I don't like people whispers they
00:15:04won't like it you know sometimes when I think what's going to happen to them I'm sorry for them
00:15:09sorry for whom for them the greatest enemy of mankind my
00:15:19sorry for you oh no you don't this is just for the three of us we make this a close
00:15:45car
00:15:45operation between us in the mice we make millions he came to me in a flash why trying to keep
00:15:52the
00:15:52mice out make it easy for them let me make an entrance and this mr. world this is the entrance
00:16:10your hand is the mouse he spies the ready-made entrance ah how little was you know he enters
00:16:42you know what I'm going to do I'm going to join us I'm going to join us you know what
00:16:50I'm going to do I'm
00:16:50with the mice yes mr. willow yes I let him in don't let anyone in without announcing them I'm terribly
00:17:03sorry
00:17:04mr. will this happen again no I'll never let it happen again no yes yes no sir well well will
00:17:16you open
00:17:16the game oh no you have to be announced before you can come in I'm mr. Wharton who do you
00:17:22wish to see
00:17:26Bradford willows and what oh you're mr. Wharton yeah oh I'm very sorry I'm terribly sorry yes I am sorry
00:17:43who do you want to see I mean who do you want to speak to
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