She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:49We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo!
00:01:58Let's go!
00:02:09Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24be lysander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:18younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:37oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:43feed
00:03:44yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:52migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:57faith in faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:05i can topple
00:04:06mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:11don't go too far
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:30on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:02i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name
00:05:32after all that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried
00:06:01all these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:10who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:22her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto
00:06:28it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and
00:06:36elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:41save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out about to
00:06:50the entire world
00:06:51whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous
00:07:20how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and
00:07:28crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:35i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal lysander
00:07:43arms strong from us
00:07:48don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:02oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:09i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:15street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:21some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:29disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's
00:08:37go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud
00:08:55all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head
00:09:02mount it on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and
00:09:09i'm only here
00:09:10to repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:18you have a different wish no miss tricksy my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:26if he's a hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war
00:09:33hero who
00:09:33single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a
00:09:38great husband who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even
00:09:47dream
00:09:47of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:03continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:16okay
00:10:18what's happening
00:10:21what are we doing
00:10:31oh
00:10:33what the hell are you doing
00:10:36i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:40do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:44are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:49he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:55endogenic cryomorphie
00:10:56yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:04i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:07and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:11what what
00:11:15this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:26what what so so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of
00:11:32a
00:11:32sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be
00:11:37this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of
00:11:43doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart
00:11:49disease she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again
00:12:00there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have heard
00:12:07of it
00:12:07because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:14the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but lucky for you all
00:12:19you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:23what a bunch of baloney
00:12:25i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:29precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:33you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:38i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:45and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:49which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:53is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:55oh yeah
00:12:57if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:01i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:04which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:08what is that supposed to mean
00:13:09it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:11and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet
00:13:17if you can't heal him
00:13:19you'll break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:33you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:36huh
00:13:36miss trixie
00:13:37don't risk your hands for them
00:13:39there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry
00:13:45i got this
00:13:48it's a deal
00:13:50i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:52no one is dying on my watch
00:14:00lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:11homeless or not
00:14:12if you save my son
00:14:13i'll give you everything
00:14:23i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:26i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:29i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:34prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:37wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:39don't listen to her
00:14:41she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:46firstly
00:14:48this is called greatness
00:14:50secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:57what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:15:06don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:10now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:16oh yeah
00:15:17hey you want to see real pain where's the dog
00:15:19well put down the dog
00:15:21with pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned
00:15:52it was her
00:15:53do you see any poison on me
00:15:56medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands
00:16:00it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:02this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:05do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:07of course
00:16:09i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:12if i want to save someone
00:16:14even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32why is she spitting blood
00:16:33this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:35i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:38angel herbalist
00:16:39this is what i call malpractice
00:16:44this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:46but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:48well where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:50jacuzzi is ready
00:16:51right this way
00:16:53wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:54what the hell is going on
00:16:56you say you want your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
00:17:00then stop getting in my way
00:17:02every second counts
00:17:05let's go for our dip
00:17:06shall we
00:17:10general armstrong
00:17:11your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:15are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:19hold on
00:17:20you two are going in there
00:17:22alone
00:17:23if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:27then sure
00:17:27invite everyone in
00:17:29all right
00:17:30but i warn you
00:17:32no funny business
00:17:54let's go for this
00:18:15let's go for this
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:39general armstrong
00:18:40exactly
00:18:40what if she gets pregnant by him
00:18:43she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor
00:18:48and then the armstrong family will be the laughing stock of the nation
00:18:52held for ransom
00:18:53by a homeless woman
00:18:55dad
00:18:56you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:58we have to have faith
00:19:00where did you actually find the slow light
00:19:05on the streets
00:19:07are you shitting me
00:19:08you found this bum on the streets
00:19:11are you nuts
00:19:12you don't know her
00:19:13you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murder
00:19:16that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right
00:19:19that's it
00:19:20i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:22james let's go
00:19:23yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:28i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you
00:19:43we can't be interrupted
00:19:45otherwise
00:19:46we'd both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama
00:19:53trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:58no
00:20:03you see that general
00:20:04this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:06this
00:20:07is a witchcraft
00:20:09i know what this is
00:20:11this is the dark witch
00:20:13i've heard of her
00:20:14she uses her dark magic
00:20:17to steal the hearts
00:20:18of young handsome men
00:20:19and then she eats them alive
00:20:20i'm gonna kill that bitch
00:20:22before she takes my son
00:20:23james
00:20:24get the SWAT team
00:20:26yes sir
00:20:30you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me
00:20:43i just wanna
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:54lysander armstrong
00:20:56and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's the only thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir
00:21:10the SWAT team is here
00:21:12captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there
00:21:17with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:20i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:21to tear down that door
00:21:23rest assured
00:21:24general armstrong
00:21:25we'll break down that door
00:21:26and bury that bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:34rewrite the world
00:21:42who the fuck are you
00:21:43and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good
00:21:47you're awake
00:21:49i'm saving you
00:21:50saving me
00:21:51by baiting with me
00:21:53who are you
00:21:54you're a fucking spy
00:21:56talk
00:21:57i swear to god
00:21:57i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:03in your stipper
00:22:05i will never
00:22:06oh really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:26all right
00:22:27but it is a
00:22:27biological fact
00:22:29a man
00:22:30is attracted
00:22:31to
00:22:32a naked woman
00:22:33and her breasts
00:22:34it's science
00:22:35okay
00:22:35it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:37excuse me
00:22:40you're distracted me
00:22:41with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:46captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:56aim
00:22:58get him boys
00:23:00get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:21those thimic cells
00:23:22how is this possible
00:23:24it's not even a scratch
00:23:26I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:34She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:53Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:10No, no.
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:22This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:34It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:18The finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:22So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:45Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:51My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:13I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:16It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You, you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there.
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me.
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my God.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:47She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:57This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:02The big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:11Crap.
00:27:12Oh my God.
00:27:13Get back, sucker.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:16Aim!
00:27:17Oh, shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:55You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it!
00:28:08No more stalling, General!
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:15Don't hurt her.
00:28:21She's a cure!
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:07I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait!
00:29:13No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:19Angel, and I.
00:29:27Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:36day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:39What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:42Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:46Take care.
00:29:48No, wait!
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:04I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:08I...
00:30:09I'm already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:35Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie?
00:30:47It's your fiancé.
00:30:48He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:06It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:14marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:30but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36My syndrome is not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:42than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51No.
00:31:52We're not brides.
00:31:53No, she's just better than us.
00:31:56Oh, my God.
00:31:58Oh, my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:12and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:15No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my wife.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:29I'll help you find her.
00:32:30All right, listen, I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you,
00:32:42your granddaughters, filthy things,
00:32:45out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,
00:32:57one with some serious fuck-you money.
00:32:59So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:10Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:21In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:38Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years,
00:33:47and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:57That's how much you would owe me
00:33:59if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:05of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:11Oh, yeah?
00:34:12Well, Marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you.
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you,
00:34:20and now she's the CEO
00:34:22of an entire corporation.
00:34:27And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:35Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:39Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:42That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:53I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have
00:35:01all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:11You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you
00:35:18and your entire family
00:35:20for three years while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:26Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing
00:35:31out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:43your granddaughter is.
00:35:44She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:46She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:50I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:53Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:57The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:00And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:04Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:36:14so that I can help them.
00:36:16Of course, those without substance underneath
00:36:19would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:25is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers
00:36:33and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:51If you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:56why should I do good by you?
00:36:58I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:05You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do you remember that?
00:37:20Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair
00:37:26at their wedding.
00:37:27Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:30I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:36That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:44the god of healing.
00:37:46I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier hearing her name,
00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:59But please, Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it must have broken your heart,
00:38:04but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:38:08it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:13After we lost mom and dad
00:38:15because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:18I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:38:20to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:26You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:29I'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right,
00:38:33who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:41Stop.
00:38:44You said Trixie's crashing at my wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:49She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:51now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:53And how when nobody steps on a snake,
00:38:56the snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01You mean,
00:39:04we broadcast that video of me?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Her cavewoman stick, the 19th century tin can.
00:39:13She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:31Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:37Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:40this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:47Well, she's been providing for him
00:39:49and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:51So she waited for him for years
00:39:53and then he betrayed her?
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel,
00:39:56she's planning to bring it down on them
00:39:58at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men,
00:40:01I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power
00:40:05that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:08Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Well, let's roll.
00:40:27Woo!
00:40:30Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:34Not only are we getting married,
00:40:35but in just one hour,
00:40:36my company will be receiving
00:40:38the presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company
00:40:41to go public.
00:40:42Woo!
00:40:45Woo!
00:40:46Woo!
00:40:46Woo!
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract
00:40:47once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham.
00:40:50Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please don't be so uptight,
00:40:54Secretary Cho.
00:40:55You are the secretary
00:40:56of the entire U.S. Health Department,
00:40:58but this is a par-tay, after all.
00:41:00I see some of the most important people
00:41:02in the nation have also arrived
00:41:04to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president
00:41:08will also be arriving soon
00:41:10to give you the contract herself.
00:41:12It's an honor.
00:41:13And that's why Sasa is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever dream of.
00:41:18We will make sure the crowd
00:41:20is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:25Woo!
00:41:25Woo!
00:41:25Woo!
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start
00:41:28until I say it does.
00:41:31Woo!
00:41:31Woo!
00:41:32Woo!
00:41:33Woo!
00:41:33Woo!
00:41:50You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests
00:41:55from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize it
00:41:58from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:00Um, this is our, uh, entertainment
00:42:03for tonight, sir.
00:42:04Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:10You lost.
00:42:11I bet she's here
00:42:12to bum a meal off us.
00:42:13You know, being this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten
00:42:20that it was I
00:42:20who bankrolled you two
00:42:21for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence
00:42:23do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me,
00:42:25then go look at yourself
00:42:26in the mirror.
00:42:27I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:29Even the first woman president
00:42:31will be here any second
00:42:32now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing
00:42:34but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like
00:42:38so obsessed with me.
00:42:39She's like...
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties
00:42:44with his ex,
00:42:45but she's so shameless
00:42:46and desperate
00:42:47that she'd still show up
00:42:48to my wedding
00:42:49to suck up to me.
00:42:50This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for scraps
00:42:55from us,
00:42:56the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:59You might feel
00:43:00all high and mighty now,
00:43:01but don't bite the hand
00:43:02that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one
00:43:05who's giving you the contract.
00:43:11You giving me the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills,
00:43:15no education,
00:43:17no connection,
00:43:17so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool
00:43:20to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:22to give me
00:43:23a billion dollar contract?
00:43:24We both share
00:43:25humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:26And I saw potential in you.
00:43:28Even trusted you
00:43:29as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now
00:43:32that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:34Don't be all sore now
00:43:35just because I stole your man.
00:43:37This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:42for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:44You were
00:43:45too embarrassing for me.
00:43:47Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:49I can say that now
00:43:50that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:52Bravo.
00:43:53Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:55Quick, somebody put that
00:43:56on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:43:58in front of everyone.
00:43:59She'll make her stop.
00:44:00Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:03blood-sucking leech.
00:44:04I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already embarrassing
00:44:07yourself in front of everyone
00:44:09for me, Butch.
00:44:11You may look and sound
00:44:12like a man,
00:44:13but you're nothing
00:44:14but a pathetic coward.
00:44:15Okay, enough!
00:44:16You know what I always
00:44:17couldn't stand about you?
00:44:18Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:22Morals are just lies
00:44:23to make you and girls
00:44:24feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man
00:44:27will choose you
00:44:27over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:29Because I've got
00:44:30the material goods.
00:44:31You're just all empty talk.
00:44:33I'm not here to request
00:44:34to be chosen
00:44:35because I'm the one
00:44:36who's doing the choosing.
00:44:39See this?
00:44:51Oh my God.
00:44:53Is that the billion-dollar
00:44:54contract or something?
00:44:58The one that's supposed
00:44:58to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No, absolutely not.
00:45:02I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:05Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:09It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:11you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:16She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have
00:45:18the guts to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:21I asked her to sign over
00:45:22the lease and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little
00:45:26peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth
00:45:28all her life savings.
00:45:32You want to, I don't know,
00:45:34beg for a little treat
00:45:35while you're at it?
00:45:46You misunderstand me.
00:45:48I'm here to take back
00:45:49everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:01She thinks that just because
00:46:03she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be
00:46:05a deep pocket
00:46:05and invest in baddie.
00:46:06You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:08to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop
00:46:10in the bucket for me.
00:46:12I know what this is.
00:46:14You've gotten delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show up
00:46:18to a fancy party
00:46:19and some Prince Charming
00:46:20will scoop you
00:46:21into money forever?
00:46:22Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:24Lock the doors.
00:46:25This woman doesn't leave
00:46:26until we're through with her.
00:46:31This is where your dreams
00:46:32will die, bitch.
00:46:36We found Miss Tripsie Lysander.
00:46:38She's being cornered
00:46:39by her ex and his mistress
00:46:40at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:41Butch Tanner.
00:46:42Well, he's going to wish
00:46:43he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with him.
00:46:45Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns
00:46:51scare me, Marissa?
00:46:52I've saved plenty of people
00:46:54for much worse.
00:46:56Including your head of command,
00:46:57Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma for years
00:47:05after he saved the nation
00:47:06from a terrorist attack.
00:47:07You're an unskilled,
00:47:09unemployed,
00:47:10ugly leech.
00:47:11So how could you possibly
00:47:12have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone
00:47:15like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:18If you really cured
00:47:19the incurable general,
00:47:21then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:22Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking
00:47:26to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:34See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me
00:47:43and Marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:46I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:48Sasa, she has
00:47:50a billion dollar
00:47:51biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military.
00:47:54Approved by the first
00:47:55female president
00:47:57of the United States
00:47:57herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:00She's just trying
00:48:01to leech off you
00:48:02like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:04Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:06No free meals for the poor.
00:48:08Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society.
00:48:12So you're either born
00:48:13on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished
00:48:15as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some
00:48:18serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:20maybe someone will drop
00:48:21a couple bucks
00:48:22in your tin can.
00:48:25I already have everything
00:48:27one can dream of.
00:48:28But I valued our friendship,
00:48:29Marissa, which is why
00:48:30I came here to give you
00:48:31a second chance.
00:48:32To see if you'd apologize
00:48:34and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:35But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low,
00:48:39it disgusts me.
00:48:40Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:42than you standing
00:48:42on street corners
00:48:43like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows
00:48:46if you've already started
00:48:47offering sexual services?
00:48:50Well then,
00:48:52why don't you get
00:48:52on your knees
00:48:53for me, Trixie?
00:48:54My brother
00:48:55will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry
00:48:57an embarrassment
00:48:59like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:01And I might consider
00:49:02making you my
00:49:03personal prostitute.
00:49:15How dare you
00:49:16hit my brother?
00:49:17I'm never letting
00:49:18you leave here alive.
00:49:20Please,
00:49:20I'll do something.
00:49:22Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done
00:49:24with you, Trixie,
00:49:25not even the goddess
00:49:26of healing
00:49:27will be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh, is that so?
00:49:32Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees
00:49:36and give Bob
00:49:37one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody here
00:49:40or I'll pop
00:49:41so many holes in you
00:49:42the men here
00:49:43won't know
00:49:43which one to fuck.
00:49:44I don't need to be
00:49:45the goddess of anything
00:49:46to punish you.
00:49:47Any of the powerful
00:49:48leaders I've saved
00:49:49before could crush you
00:49:50before you even
00:49:51touch me.
00:49:52Dream on!
00:49:54You wish General
00:49:55Lysander scooped you
00:49:56off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't
00:49:57good enough for me.
00:49:58You're definitely
00:49:59not good enough for him.
00:50:00Enough!
00:50:02You're souring
00:50:03my party
00:50:03so you either
00:50:04or get the fuck out
00:50:06or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:08On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:11Two!
00:50:22Mmm!
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:26One!
00:50:27Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:32on my future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:40It's...
00:50:41It's...
00:50:50Who the hell is this?
00:50:55I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:58No.
00:50:59I'm fine.
00:51:00But, um...
00:51:01When did I become
00:51:02your future wife?
00:51:05You saved me,
00:51:07Trixie.
00:51:07Remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:11ever again.
00:51:12Really,
00:51:12it was nothing.
00:51:14I saved you
00:51:15because you're a good man.
00:51:16Not because I want you
00:51:17to owe me any favors.
00:51:24I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one
00:51:26who cheated on me,
00:51:27Trixie.
00:51:28Look at you guys
00:51:29all lovey-dove.
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:31She waited for you
00:51:32for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind
00:51:34of woman of virtue
00:51:34that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs
00:51:42for cash.
00:51:43No man
00:51:44who in a 100-foot pole
00:51:46would want to touch her.
00:51:47She should be happy
00:51:48Bob was willing
00:51:49to give her some.
00:51:54I see her in the Marines.
00:51:57I'm a major.
00:51:59Look, man.
00:52:00I know Trixie
00:52:01is like a,
00:52:02I don't know,
00:52:03a seven
00:52:03now that she's
00:52:04all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste your manhood
00:52:06on a whiny,
00:52:07worthless woman
00:52:08like that.
00:52:09Ow!
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:12Ah!
00:52:14My real man
00:52:16never talks about
00:52:17a woman that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:21Oh!
00:52:25Mmm.
00:52:29We don't need
00:52:30to fight fire with fire
00:52:31to deal with
00:52:31the likes of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious,
00:52:34Trixie,
00:52:35you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting
00:52:38off with it
00:52:39because she's so kind,
00:52:40so you're going to
00:52:40give me the favor
00:52:41of never coming
00:52:42near her again.
00:52:42You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck
00:52:44with me,
00:52:44you little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major.
00:52:47You're probably
00:52:48lowest rank
00:52:48of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll,
00:52:50I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really
00:52:52not know who this is,
00:52:53Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were
00:52:55in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been
00:52:56doing this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just
00:53:01a supply boy.
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:06Is this all part
00:53:07of your plan,
00:53:08Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:10Did you sell your house
00:53:11to hire this actor
00:53:12so you can feel
00:53:13better about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man
00:53:16she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy
00:53:18looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl
00:53:24and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:27Seems like they
00:53:28don't know who you are
00:53:28since you've been
00:53:29out of action
00:53:29for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try
00:53:31to piss them off some more.
00:53:32Don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen.
00:53:46I know that you
00:53:47didn't ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know
00:53:51that we shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man
00:53:56to get close to a woman
00:53:57and then just disappear.
00:53:58It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:05I have never
00:54:06met a woman
00:54:09like you.
00:54:10So incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:12and beautiful.
00:54:13So I know
00:54:14that you're the one for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts
00:54:19or a really,
00:54:20really good actor.
00:54:23Mm-hmm.
00:54:23Oscar-worthy.
00:54:24Oscar-worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:26first gift.
00:54:32Trixie,
00:54:33I know that you
00:54:33just lost your home.
00:54:34So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own
00:54:37new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million,
00:54:40previously owned
00:54:41by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:48this contains all the rights
00:54:49to my entire fortune,
00:54:52which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune
00:54:54from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:57They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:01Why, Sander,
00:55:02I really don't care
00:55:03for any of us.
00:55:04No, look,
00:55:05I know.
00:55:06I know that you are
00:55:07the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:15well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:40Trixie,
00:55:41I'm just a man.
00:55:41But with you,
00:55:42it's so much more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore.
00:55:48Will you marry me?
00:55:52Do you know
00:55:53I can't say no
00:55:53to this doggo?
00:55:58Yes.
00:55:58I will marry you.
00:56:00Thanks.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Ha-ha!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple
00:56:22here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:26how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:32would marry that embarrassing
00:56:33sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35I don't care if she's
00:56:36homeless or not,
00:56:37but I'm making this woman
00:56:38my wife,
00:56:39which means that she
00:56:40will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious woman
00:56:43on Earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:57:15You still don't realize
00:57:15would sooner marry
00:57:16the princess of England
00:57:17than someone from
00:57:17the lowest rank
00:57:18of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:22vendors.
00:57:23Then you better
00:57:23enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them
00:57:27what we can do
00:57:27and get revenge
00:57:28for Trixie.
00:57:28What can a bunch
00:57:29of piss poor people
00:57:30do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with
00:57:33your poor people
00:57:33bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes.
00:57:35She could blame
00:57:36her low status
00:57:37on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is,
00:57:38she's just a useless,
00:57:40lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:42She's utterly
00:57:43unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:49if you don't prefer
00:57:49violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them
00:57:51myself, but...
00:57:54I'll let you do
00:57:55all the heavy lifting.
00:57:56Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello,
00:58:05this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please bankrupt
00:58:07Marissa Wickham
00:58:08for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh,
00:58:11I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend to be
00:58:15on the phone.
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm going
00:58:33bankrupt!
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:43Are you sure
00:58:44that was the call,
00:58:44Sasa?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just
00:58:47suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that.
00:58:48My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:51It's a tear.
00:58:55That's impossible.
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:58What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho,
00:59:01you said you're
00:59:02the Secretary of Health,
00:59:03right?
00:59:03And you yourself
00:59:04said that the
00:59:05Armstrong family
00:59:06owns the entire
00:59:06global stock market.
00:59:07Could that be
00:59:08how they bankrupted
00:59:10Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means...
00:59:14You're really
00:59:15Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:17the richest
00:59:18and most powerful
00:59:19man in the country?
00:59:21Trixie's married,
00:59:22the famed war hero,
00:59:24the man every girl
00:59:25wants and every man
00:59:26wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:31losing everything.
00:59:33There's got to be
00:59:34some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to extort
00:59:37money from us.
00:59:39Sasa.
00:59:39Sasa.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:41Please.
00:59:47I know why you're
00:59:48all over Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been
00:59:50in the military for so long,
00:59:51you don't know what a real
00:59:52woman can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you to my
00:59:55wedding chamber and I'll
00:59:56show you a good time.
00:59:59Do you have your hands
01:00:00for me or I'll have
01:00:02them removed for you.
01:00:07I would never be
01:00:08interested in a woman
01:00:09who's as vile and cruel
01:00:11and wicked as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater
01:00:14gets cheated on
01:00:15eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just trying
01:00:19to save the company.
01:00:20I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards
01:00:23are incredible.
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:26But there's plenty
01:00:27of other efficiency.
01:00:28I can give you a room
01:00:30full of pageant winners.
01:00:3118 years old.
01:00:32Fresh for the taking.
01:00:40I did that so you
01:00:41wouldn't have to,
01:00:43Miss Trixie.
01:00:43Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa, not only
01:00:47have you backstabbed me,
01:00:49your best friend,
01:00:50by stealing my fiance.
01:00:53But now you'd sell out
01:00:54other innocent girls
01:00:55just to get your company
01:00:56back?
01:00:56You're an insult
01:00:57to all good women
01:00:58out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now, everything
01:01:02that I've ever given you
01:01:03to, I'm taking it all
01:01:04back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone,
01:01:09stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off the phone
01:01:18with the president
01:01:18and she said your contract
01:01:19is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned
01:01:22by the goddess healer
01:01:23herself.
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric
01:01:28and highly elusive sage
01:01:30in the field of medicine
01:01:30approved of my
01:01:32biomedical products?
01:01:33Yes, that's the highest
01:01:35honor anyone can have
01:01:36in the field of health
01:01:37and medicine.
01:01:37The goddess healer's
01:01:39motto is
01:01:40the right rewrites
01:01:41the wrong,
01:01:42the left leave
01:01:43the wrong bereft.
01:01:45That means she's
01:01:46rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would
01:01:47never let your company
01:01:49go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact,
01:01:51she's on her way
01:01:52now.
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:55this dashingly
01:01:57handsome motherfucker
01:01:58over here
01:01:58isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares
01:02:01who he is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess healer
01:02:04approves of my products,
01:02:05who cares about this
01:02:06washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs,
01:02:08break his arms,
01:02:09no one would even
01:02:10bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us
01:02:11explicit permission
01:02:12to call upon
01:02:13secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:20and identity theft.
01:02:22Gotcha.
01:02:27Guess I still get
01:02:29the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer,
01:02:35don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma,
01:02:37Mr. Rogers,
01:02:38Mrs. Williams,
01:02:39what are you all
01:02:40doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard
01:02:41about the breakup
01:02:42between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried,
01:02:44so we came here
01:02:45to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer,
01:02:48I can attest
01:02:49that Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:52and would never
01:02:53break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time
01:02:55when my daughter
01:02:56needed university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her
01:02:59everything she had
01:03:00just to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid
01:03:02for my recent
01:03:03heart surgery as well.
01:03:04My fiancee really
01:03:06is an incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven.
01:03:14You must be the criminal
01:03:16pretending to be
01:03:16General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother
01:03:19is not a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero
01:03:21who single-handedly
01:03:22saved this country
01:03:23from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him,
01:03:25this whole country
01:03:26would have been bombed
01:03:27to ash.
01:03:28And that's why
01:03:28it's twice the crime
01:03:29is stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:33only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight
01:03:34with the terrorist.
01:03:35And we've received
01:03:36no word that he's
01:03:37woken up yet,
01:03:37so this must be
01:03:38an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that
01:03:41this whole dilemma
01:03:42with my identity
01:03:43is causing you
01:03:43a lot of trouble.
01:03:44I promise I'll get it
01:03:45resolved and we can
01:03:46focus on taking down
01:03:47your scumbag ex.
01:03:50If you want to arrest
01:03:51me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck
01:03:54with my fiancee.
01:03:55You don't get to
01:03:56decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:38Get him!
01:04:46Get him!
01:04:52Get him!
01:04:54Get him!
01:04:55Get him!
01:04:56Get him!
01:04:57Get him!
01:04:58Get him!
01:04:59Get him!
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you,
01:05:26Is that enough?
01:05:28Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:51and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side.
01:05:57Right, fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me,
01:06:12even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:06:19because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:05I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:22That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're cornered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:35They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Wright rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:33but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Bullshit!
01:08:46I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:51You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:09Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will!
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:44Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:55Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:09:58Nothing's happening.
01:10:01Stop!
01:10:02Stop!
01:10:04Stop!
01:10:07Stop!
01:10:08Stop!
01:10:08Stop!
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No!
01:10:13Hey!
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you, you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh really?
01:11:40Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess!
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23Secretary, remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:44so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:05First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:46And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that. No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:06We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:17The Vice President arrives!
01:14:19Tear her apart!
01:14:33Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:39You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:42Wait, what?
01:14:44He's actually General... Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:51This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:20He is the General.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the President.
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:44This is treason!
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:00My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family, not just your brother.
01:16:15Kevin, it's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:28Wait, that's the president.
01:17:42No, hey, idiot!
01:17:50Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:23That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:52She is...
01:18:54She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:58What do you wish, you idiot?
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:20You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:30Her.
01:21:32Her.
01:21:42What?
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, help those in need, and make sure the man I
01:22:15chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is, Trixie has a heart of gold, and she's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all...
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I can't.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03You can house yourself now.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:48I do.
01:24:52I do.
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