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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.

00:00:04Please save my child.

00:00:22Rod of a sepulius.

00:00:41Rejuvenate.

00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.

00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.

00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.

00:01:03Here you go, miss.

00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most

00:01:12in need?

00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and

00:01:30run!

00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.

00:01:43Right rewrites the wrong.

00:01:48Rejuvenate.

00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.

00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!

00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If

00:02:22anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.

00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!

00:02:30He's so hot! Does he come with the money?

00:02:34Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.

00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?

00:02:47Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.

00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.

00:02:54Grandma!

00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!

00:02:58Grandma?

00:03:00Grandma.

00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.

00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.

00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.

00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?

00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.

00:03:25Oh, no!

00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.

00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.

00:03:42Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.

00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.

00:03:49What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.

00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?

00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.

00:04:00Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?

00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.

00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.

00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.

00:04:17Hold still.

00:04:25My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you. Come on. Come

00:04:31on.

00:04:31Oh!

00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.

00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.

00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.

00:04:57Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.

00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.

00:05:24I have no clue what this is.

00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.

00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.

00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.

00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.

00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.

00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.

00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.

00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.

00:06:09Who?

00:06:13The goddess of healing.

00:06:18Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.

00:06:21That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.

00:06:28That's her motto.

00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.

00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.

00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go

00:06:45bankrupt.

00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.

00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.

00:06:57There's no need.

00:07:12I'll save your son.

00:07:15Who the hell is she?

00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.

00:07:18She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.

00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:07:25Exactly.

00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.

00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.

00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.

00:07:36I bet it has fleas.

00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.

00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.

00:07:49Don't touch him.

00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover.

00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.

00:07:57So step aside.

00:07:59I'll take it from here.

00:08:01Could you hold this?

00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.

00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.

00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.

00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.

00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.

00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.

00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?

00:08:29Ew!

00:08:30Disgusting.

00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.

00:08:33Security!

00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.

00:08:37Let's go.

00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.

00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.

00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?

00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.

00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot.

00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.

00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?

00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.

00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.

00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.

00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.

00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.

00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.

00:09:24I can't lose him.

00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.

00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.

00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.

00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?

00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.

00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.

00:09:53I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.

00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.

00:10:04Continue wasting your time.

00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.

00:10:17What happened?

00:10:18Oh, okay!

00:10:20What's happening?

00:10:22What are we doing?

00:10:32Oh!

00:10:34What the hell are you doing?

00:10:36I knew she was a perv!

00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.

00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?

00:10:45Are you insane?

00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.

00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.

00:10:57Yeah, right!

00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!

00:11:01Oh, okay.

00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?

00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.

00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?

00:11:15This?

00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.

00:11:25What?

00:11:27What?

00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?

00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?

00:11:38I agree.

00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied

00:11:45for years?

00:11:46We are all certified.

00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.

00:11:51She's right about everything.

00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.

00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!

00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.

00:12:05Oh.

00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.

00:12:08Because I just discovered it.

00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.

00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.

00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.

00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.

00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.

00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.

00:12:30Precisely.

00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.

00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.

00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.

00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.

00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,

00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.

00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?

00:12:56Oh, yeah.

00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,

00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.

00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.

00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?

00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.

00:13:16Then let's have a bet.

00:13:18If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.

00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.

00:13:28Mm-hmm.

00:13:29Mm-hmm.

00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.

00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?

00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.

00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.

00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.

00:13:49It's a deal.

00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.

00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.

00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.

00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?

00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.

00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.

00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.

00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.

00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.

00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?

00:14:40Don't listen to her.

00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.

00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.

00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.

00:14:58What? Did you just call me?

00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.

00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.

00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.

00:15:17Oh, yeah?

00:15:18Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?

00:15:20Well, put down the dog!

00:15:22With pleasure.

00:15:32Oh!

00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.

00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.

00:15:51She's been poisoned!

00:15:53It was her!

00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?

00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.

00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!

00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?

00:16:08Of course!

00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.

00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.

00:16:33Why is she skinning blood?

00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!

00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.

00:16:39Angel herbalist.

00:16:40This is what I call...

00:16:43Malpractice.

00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live.

00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.

00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?

00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?

00:16:52Right this way.

00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:16:55What the hell is going on?

00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?

00:17:01Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.

00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?

00:17:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.

00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?

00:17:20Hold on, you two are going in there alone?

00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.

00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.

00:17:34Thanks.

00:17:35Thanks.

00:17:49Thanks.

00:17:55Thanks.

00:18:06Thanks, guys.

00:18:07Thanks, guys.

00:18:36You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there

00:18:38with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.

00:18:40Exactly!

00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?

00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.

00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.

00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.

00:18:53Held for ransom by a homeless woman.

00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.

00:18:59We have to have faith.

00:19:01Where did you actually find this low light?

00:19:06On the streets.

00:19:07Are you shitting me?

00:19:10You found this bum on the streets?

00:19:11Are you nuts?

00:19:12You don't know her.

00:19:13You don't know her background.

00:19:15She could be a psychotic murder.

00:19:17That is it, General.

00:19:18You have to go in and stop this now.

00:19:19You're right.

00:19:20That's it.

00:19:21I'm shutting down this clown show right now.

00:19:23James, let's go.

00:19:24Yes, sir.

00:19:35I told you all to stay out.

00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.

00:19:44We can't be interrupted.

00:19:46Otherwise, we'd both die.

00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.

00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.

00:19:59No.

00:20:04You see that, General?

00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.

00:20:07This is a witchcraft.

00:20:10I know what this is.

00:20:12This is the dark witch.

00:20:14I've heard of her.

00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.

00:20:21I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.

00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.

00:20:27Yes, sir.

00:20:31You regain consciousness.

00:20:43Help me.

00:20:43I just want to...

00:20:49Something's wrong.

00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.

00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.

00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.

00:21:10Sir?

00:21:11The SWAT team is here.

00:21:13Captain Morales.

00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.

00:21:21I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.

00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.

00:21:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.

00:21:33Right, rewrite the wrong.

00:21:39Human.

00:21:43Who the fuck are you?

00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?

00:21:47Good.

00:21:48You're awake.

00:21:49I'm saving you.

00:21:51Saving me?

00:21:52By bathing with me?

00:21:54Who are you?

00:21:55You're a fucking spy?

00:21:57Talk!

00:21:58I swear to God, we'll have you arrested for this.

00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippa.

00:22:06I will never.

00:22:07Oh, really?

00:22:22Look who's guilty now.

00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?

00:22:27But it is a biological fact.

00:22:29A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.

00:22:35It's science, okay?

00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...

00:22:41You're distracted me with your friend.

00:22:43And I'm a professional.

00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.

00:22:47Captain, do something now.

00:22:49Ready!

00:22:55We're almost there.

00:22:57Aim!

00:22:59Get him, boys.

00:23:00Get him!

00:23:02Fire!

00:23:06Fire!

00:23:21Those anus hills.

00:23:23How is this possible?

00:23:25It's not even a scratch.

00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.

00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.

00:23:32No.

00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.

00:23:35She's not the dark witch.

00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.

00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.

00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?

00:23:46That's right.

00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.

00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.

00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.

00:23:56Think about it.

00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.

00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.

00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.

00:24:02You're right.

00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.

00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.

00:24:11No, no, absolutely not.

00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.

00:24:17How could you know for sure?

00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.

00:24:22You're wrong, sir.

00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.

00:24:28It's called borderline revival.

00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.

00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.

00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.

00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.

00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.

00:24:50He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.

00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.

00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.

00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.

00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.

00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away

00:25:15from me.

00:25:17This is it.

00:25:19The finishing touch.

00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.

00:25:24So we can both survive.

00:25:43It's poison gas.

00:25:45That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.

00:25:51Poison gas?

00:25:52My son is in there.

00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.

00:25:56No, don't worry, General.

00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.

00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.

00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.

00:26:06And then he can marry one of us.

00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.

00:26:14I knew they promised you that I'd save you.

00:26:17It's now or never.

00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?

00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.

00:26:34Wait a second.

00:26:36You don't think that they're...

00:26:38You!

00:26:39You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!

00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!

00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.

00:26:46Oh my god.

00:26:47Yeah?

00:26:48She's the one who sealed the door shut.

00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.

00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.

00:26:58This is taking way too long.

00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.

00:27:05These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.

00:27:08Bazooka.

00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.

00:27:12Crap.

00:27:13Oh my god.

00:27:13Get back, son.

00:27:15Ready.

00:27:17Aim!

00:27:18Oh, shit.

00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down.

00:27:37The parasite's been extracted.

00:27:39Shoot her dead now.

00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?

00:27:42I said stand down.

00:27:45Don't listen to her.

00:27:47She's a fraud.

00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.

00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.

00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.

00:27:58Wait a second.

00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?

00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment.

00:28:03You can see for yourself.

00:28:05Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.

00:28:08That is it.

00:28:09No more stalling, General.

00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.

00:28:16Don't hurt her.

00:28:22He's a cure.

00:28:29His pulse is regular.

00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.

00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.

00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.

00:28:48Lysander's warm again.

00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.

00:28:52And his heart is strong.

00:28:53Come, feel it.

00:28:56I saved my son.

00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.

00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.

00:29:06I've learned my lesson.

00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.

00:29:13Wait, wait.

00:29:14No, no.

00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the

00:29:20queen, angel, and I.

00:29:23The goddess healer.

00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?

00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look

00:29:37a day after 20.

00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.

00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.

00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.

00:29:47Take care.

00:29:48No, wait.

00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.

00:29:52He's right.

00:29:54We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as

00:29:58a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.

00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.

00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.

00:30:08I am already engaged.

00:30:14Already engaged?

00:30:15I am.

00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and

00:30:21he's coming back today.

00:30:22But don't be disappointed.

00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.

00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.

00:30:29Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.

00:30:32But you're still Lysander's savior.

00:30:34Please, let me give you what I promised.

00:30:36Take the gold.

00:30:37No, really.

00:30:39I don't need anything.

00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world.

00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancee.

00:30:49He's back.

00:30:50And he says he's breaking up with you.

00:30:54I must go.

00:31:01Hobo close.

00:31:03Halo glow.

00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.

00:31:07It was just dumb luck.

00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.

00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world.

00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.

00:31:21I'm going to marry that homeless woman.

00:31:27Oh my God.

00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.

00:31:34No, no, no, no, no, Lysander, Lysander, Lysander, our job was supposed to be mine.

00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-like ugly bitch have him.

00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.

00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.

00:31:52Wait, no, we're not brides.

00:31:54No, she's just better than us.

00:31:57Oh my God.

00:31:59Oh my God.

00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?

00:32:04She's no average Jane.

00:32:05No, she isn't.

00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.

00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills,

00:32:11why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?

00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.

00:32:16No normal person could have done that.

00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.

00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.

00:32:23I have to find her.

00:32:24I have to make her my life.

00:32:26She won my heart over too.

00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.

00:32:31All right, listen.

00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts.

00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie.

00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.

00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.

00:32:50She waited for you for three years.

00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.

00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.

00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.

00:33:00So get lost.

00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?

00:33:11Grandma.

00:33:13Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.

00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.

00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.

00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.

00:33:25So sign over the house now.

00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.

00:33:35And I did.

00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.

00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.

00:33:42And now you're trying to swindle my home?

00:33:45Do you have no shame?

00:33:46We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have

00:33:51been with a loaded girl like Marissa.

00:33:58That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.

00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.

00:34:12Oh, yeah?

00:34:14Well, Marissa

00:34:16is so much better than you.

00:34:18She grew up even poorer than you.

00:34:21And now

00:34:21she's the CEO of an entire

00:34:24corporation.

00:34:28And you?

00:34:30You're still nothing.

00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?

00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.

00:34:36Look what she, uh, got me for my

00:34:39engagement.

00:34:40Oops.

00:34:41Yeah.

00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract

00:34:45I gave her.

00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?

00:34:54I certainly did.

00:34:55In fact,

00:34:57Marissa,

00:34:58you and your dimwit brother

00:35:00only have everything you have

00:35:02all thanks to me.

00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.

00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.

00:35:12You two

00:35:13are the ungrateful,

00:35:15cheating scum here.

00:35:16My granddaughter

00:35:18supported you

00:35:19and your entire family

00:35:20for three years

00:35:21while you were gone.

00:35:23How dare you insult her?

00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.

00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.

00:35:30Poor Edna.

00:35:31She still doesn't know

00:35:31what you're doing

00:35:32out there on the streets, huh?

00:35:33What is he talking about,

00:35:35Jersey?

00:35:36Show her, Bob.

00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless

00:35:44your granddaughter is.

00:35:45She didn't purchase this house

00:35:46on her own.

00:35:47She was begging on the street

00:35:48for money.

00:35:51I can't be caught

00:35:52with a piss-poor nobody like you.

00:35:54Even if you got no game,

00:35:55I got street credit

00:35:56I got out of keep.

00:35:57You dig?

00:35:58The word you're looking for

00:35:59is dignity.

00:36:01And you're one to speak,

00:36:02cheater.

00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?

00:36:09I've been broadening

00:36:10my horizons, Grandma.

00:36:12I want to see how regular,

00:36:13everyday people live

00:36:15so that I can help them.

00:36:17Of course,

00:36:18those without substance

00:36:19underneath would never

00:36:20understand that.

00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?

00:36:23It means

00:36:24the new girlfriend

00:36:24you think is an upgrade

00:36:26is actually a downgrade.

00:36:32Enough bullshitting already.

00:36:33Just sign the damn papers

00:36:34and we can each

00:36:34get on with our lives.

00:36:48At your wedding, I will.

00:36:50What?

00:36:52If you won't do good

00:36:53by me of breaking things off

00:36:54before two-timing me

00:36:55with my best friend,

00:36:57why should I do good by you?

00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock

00:37:01at your wedding

00:37:01as a charity to you.

00:37:04Fucking bitch!

00:37:06You better keep your word.

00:37:07Oh, that's rich.

00:37:10After tomorrow,

00:37:10you will never feel

00:37:11so rich ever again.

00:37:12Do remember that.

00:37:20Trixie,

00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now.

00:37:23They'll destroy you

00:37:25if you show even so much

00:37:26as a hair at their wedding.

00:37:28Grandma,

00:37:29I have to confess

00:37:30something to you.

00:37:31I've secretly amassed

00:37:33a fortune worth trillions.

00:37:34Trillions?

00:37:37That would make you

00:37:39the richest person

00:37:40on the planet.

00:37:42It's because of the healing hands

00:37:43I inherited from Asseplius,

00:37:45the god of healing.

00:37:47I've saved several world leaders

00:37:49with these hands.

00:37:50That's how I was able

00:37:51to give Marissa

00:37:52the presidential contract

00:37:53and become the goddess healer.

00:37:56It makes me angrier

00:37:57hearing her name

00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you.

00:38:00But please,

00:38:01Trixie dear,

00:38:02I know it was to

00:38:03broken your heart,

00:38:04but

00:38:06embellishing your worth

00:38:07and who you are,

00:38:08it will only delay

00:38:10the healing process.

00:38:11You don't have to

00:38:12believe me just yet.

00:38:14After we lost

00:38:15Mom and Dad

00:38:15because we didn't have

00:38:16the money

00:38:16for their medical bills,

00:38:19I vowed

00:38:20that I would do

00:38:20everything I can

00:38:21to serve those in need.

00:38:23That's why I'm

00:38:24taking everything

00:38:25back from Butch

00:38:25and I'm giving it

00:38:26back to Charity.

00:38:27You've always had

00:38:28an angel's heart.

00:38:30I'm certain

00:38:30you will meet someone

00:38:31who will treat you right,

00:38:33who actually deserves you.

00:38:35You will see

00:38:36tomorrow, Grandma.

00:38:45You said Trixie's

00:38:46crashing your wedding?

00:38:47She was bullying us

00:38:48too, Sasa.

00:38:50She's probably

00:38:51trying to extort you

00:38:52now that she knows

00:38:52you're rich as fuck.

00:38:54When nobody steps

00:38:55on Snake,

00:38:57Snake bites back hard.

00:38:59So let her come

00:39:00and embarrass herself.

00:39:01Yeah.

00:39:02You mean

00:39:04we broadcast

00:39:06that video of me?

00:39:10Yes.

00:39:11Her cavewoman

00:39:11staked the 19th century

00:39:13tin can.

00:39:14She'll prop me up

00:39:15higher on my pedestal

00:39:16and the whole world

00:39:16sees her in her

00:39:17homeless mess

00:39:18against my

00:39:19presidential glow-up.

00:39:20Let's turn this party

00:39:21into her funeral.

00:39:29There he is.

00:39:32Welcome home, brother.

00:39:34Welcome home,

00:39:35General!

00:39:38Sir,

00:39:39the homeless woman

00:39:40who saved you,

00:39:40Miss Trixie,

00:39:41this is the file

00:39:42of her ex,

00:39:42Butch Tanner.

00:39:43He served with

00:39:44her regiment

00:39:44in the Marines.

00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner

00:39:46that could barely

00:39:47carry supplies?

00:39:48Well, she's been

00:39:48providing for him

00:39:49and his entire family

00:39:50while he's been

00:39:51deployed overseas, sir.

00:39:52So she waited for him

00:39:53for years

00:39:54and then he betrayed her.

00:39:55Fucking coward.

00:39:56According to intel,

00:39:57she's planning to bring

00:39:58it down on them

00:39:58at their wedding.

00:39:59Then we should join her.

00:40:01Men,

00:40:02I'm only alive today

00:40:03because of that

00:40:04virtuous woman

00:40:05and her incredible

00:40:06power that saved

00:40:07my life.

00:40:07So she needs

00:40:08our support.

00:40:09Will you join me

00:40:09in protecting her?

00:40:10Yes, sir!

00:40:11We will allow

00:40:12our lives to protect her,

00:40:13sir!

00:40:14Well, let's roll.

00:40:30Welcome everyone

00:40:31to my wedding.

00:40:33Today is a very special

00:40:34day for me and Butch.

00:40:35Not only are we

00:40:35getting married,

00:40:36but in just one hour

00:40:37my company will be

00:40:38receiving the

00:40:39presidential contract

00:40:40allowing my biomedical

00:40:41company to go public.

00:40:46congratulations on the

00:40:48contract once again

00:40:49Mrs.

00:40:49Wakeham.

00:40:50Stowe,

00:40:51butch is taking

00:40:51my last name.

00:40:52Oh, and please

00:40:53don't be so uptight,

00:40:54Secretary Cho.

00:40:56You are the secretary

00:40:57of the entire

00:40:57U.S. Health Department,

00:40:59but this is a partay

00:41:00after all.

00:41:01I see some of the

00:41:02most important people

00:41:03in the nation

00:41:04have also arrived

00:41:05to celebrate you.

00:41:07The U.S.

00:41:08president will also

00:41:09be arriving soon

00:41:11to give you

00:41:11the contract herself.

00:41:13It's an honor.

00:41:14And that's why

00:41:15Sasa is the best

00:41:16wife a man could

00:41:17ever dream of.

00:41:19We will make sure

00:41:20the crowd is

00:41:21entertained tonight.

00:41:22We'll let the

00:41:23wedding begin.

00:41:26Not so fast.

00:41:27The party doesn't

00:41:28start until I say

00:41:30it does.

00:41:51You two really are

00:41:53a match made in hell.

00:41:54So I've come to

00:41:55save your guests

00:41:56from this oncoming

00:41:57train wreck.

00:41:57I don't recognize

00:41:59it from any of our

00:42:00elite circles.

00:42:00Who is she?

00:42:01This is our

00:42:02entertainment for

00:42:04tonight, sir.

00:42:05Just watch.

00:42:08Trixie, what are you

00:42:09doing here?

00:42:10This isn't the

00:42:10homeless shelter.

00:42:11You lost.

00:42:12I bet she's here

00:42:13to bum a meal off us.

00:42:14You know, being

00:42:15this poor.

00:42:17Me, bum a meal.

00:42:19Have you forgotten

00:42:20that it was I who

00:42:21bankrolled you two

00:42:22for the last three years?

00:42:23What evidence do

00:42:24you have of that?

00:42:25Look at me, then go

00:42:26look at yourself in the

00:42:27mirror.

00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO.

00:42:30Even the first woman

00:42:31president will be here

00:42:32any second now to

00:42:33congratulate me.

00:42:34And you're nothing

00:42:35but a washed up sewer rat.

00:42:37Sasa, she's like so

00:42:39obsessed with me.

00:42:40She's like...

00:42:41See, everyone?

00:42:43Butch already cut ties

00:42:44with his ex, but she's

00:42:46so shameless and

00:42:47desperate that she'd

00:42:48still show up to my

00:42:49wedding to suck up to

00:42:51me.

00:42:51This is what poor sad

00:42:53girls do.

00:42:54They beg for scraps

00:42:55from us, the rich

00:42:57and glorious.

00:42:58Projecting much,

00:42:59Marissa?

00:43:00You might feel all

00:43:01high and mighty now,

00:43:02but don't bite the

00:43:03hand that feeds you.

00:43:04Especially when I'm

00:43:05the one who's giving

00:43:06you the contract.

00:43:12You giving me

00:43:13the contract?

00:43:14You have no skills,

00:43:16no education,

00:43:17no connection,

00:43:18so how could you

00:43:19possibly have a pool

00:43:20to get the U.S.

00:43:22fucking president

00:43:22to give me a

00:43:23billion dollar contract?

00:43:25We both share

00:43:26humble beginnings,

00:43:26Marissa,

00:43:27and I saw potential

00:43:28in you.

00:43:29Even trusted you

00:43:30as my best friend.

00:43:31But I recognize now

00:43:33that greed has

00:43:34poisoned you.

00:43:35Don't be all sore

00:43:36now just because

00:43:36I stole your man.

00:43:38This is what us

00:43:39rich girls do.

00:43:40They steal from

00:43:42lame spinsters for fun.

00:43:43Damn right.

00:43:45You were too

00:43:46embarrassing for me.

00:43:48Sasa tramples you

00:43:49any day.

00:43:50I can say that

00:43:51now that I'm

00:43:51marrying the rich.

00:43:53Bravo.

00:43:54Self-admission

00:43:55of a gold digger.

00:43:56Quick, somebody

00:43:57put that on a memoir.

00:43:58Sasa, she's

00:43:58embarrassing me

00:43:59in front of everyone.

00:44:00She'll make her sup.

00:44:01Don't listen to her,

00:44:02everyone.

00:44:02She's the gold-digging,

00:44:04blood-sucking leech.

00:44:05I don't even have

00:44:06to lift a finger

00:44:07and you're already

00:44:07embarrassing yourself

00:44:08in front of everyone

00:44:09for me, butch.

00:44:12You may look and

00:44:12sound like a man,

00:44:14but you're nothing

00:44:15but a pathetic coward.

00:44:16Okay, enough.

00:44:17You know what I always

00:44:18couldn't stand about you,

00:44:19your moral posturing.

00:44:21But guess what?

00:44:23Morals are just lies

00:44:24to make you and girls

00:44:25feel better about yourselves.

00:44:26That's why no man

00:44:27will choose you

00:44:28over Marissa Trixie.

00:44:30Because I've got

00:44:30the material goods

00:44:31and you're just

00:44:33all empty talk.

00:44:34I'm not here to request

00:44:35to be chosen

00:44:35because I'm the one

00:44:37who's doing the choosing.

00:44:40See this?

00:44:52Oh my god.

00:44:54Is that the billion-dollar

00:44:55contract for Sasha?

00:44:58The one that's supposed

00:44:59to make us all rich as fuck?

00:45:01No, absolutely not.

00:45:03I don't believe it.

00:45:04You all sound so scared already.

00:45:06Don't worry.

00:45:07This isn't that contract.

00:45:10It's the lease

00:45:10to the modest home

00:45:11you try to swindle from me.

00:45:15I don't see everyone.

00:45:17She's just trying to bluff us.

00:45:18But you don't even have

00:45:19the guts to go all the way.

00:45:20Look at her following orders.

00:45:22I ask her to sign over

00:45:23the lease and here she is.

00:45:24Like a good little

00:45:26peasant slave.

00:45:27That house is worth

00:45:28all her life savings.

00:45:33You want to, I don't know,

00:45:35beg for a little treat

00:45:36while you're at it?

00:45:47You misunderstand me.

00:45:49I'm here to take back

00:45:49everything I've ever given you.

00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.

00:46:00Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.

00:46:02She thinks that just because

00:46:03she rented a pretty little dress

00:46:05she can pretend to be

00:46:05a deep pocket-investing baddie.

00:46:07You wish you had that kind of money

00:46:09to just toss away, Trixie.

00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.

00:46:13I know what this is.

00:46:15You've gotten delusional

00:46:16and you think you're Cinderella

00:46:18so you can just show up

00:46:19to a fancy party

00:46:19and some Prince Charming

00:46:21will scoop you into money forever?

00:46:23Well, that's not happening.

00:46:24Security!

00:46:25Lock the doors.

00:46:26This woman doesn't leave

00:46:27until we're through with her.

00:46:32This is where your dreams

00:46:33will die, bitch.

00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander.

00:46:39She's being cornered

00:46:40by her ex and his mistress

00:46:41at the Wickham wedding right now.

00:46:42Butch Tanner.

00:46:43Well, he's going to wish

00:46:44he died in battle

00:46:44after I'm done with him.

00:46:46Let's go.

00:46:50You think a few toy guns

00:46:52scare me, Marissa?

00:46:53I've saved plenty of people

00:46:54for much worse.

00:46:56Including your head of command,

00:46:58Butch.

00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.

00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?

00:47:04He's been in a coma for years

00:47:05after he saved the nation

00:47:06from a terrorist attack.

00:47:08You're an unskilled,

00:47:10unemployed, ugly leech.

00:47:12So how could you possibly

00:47:13have this magical ability

00:47:14to heal someone

00:47:16like General Lysander Armstrong?

00:47:17No one here's going to believe you.

00:47:19Have you really cured

00:47:20the incurable general?

00:47:21Then Sasa is the fucking

00:47:23Virgin Mary.

00:47:24And she's not.

00:47:25You're just asking

00:47:26to be humiliated, Trixie.

00:47:28Show them, Butch.

00:47:35See for yourselves, everyone.

00:47:37Trixie's just a

00:47:38freeloading beggar.

00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone

00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now.

00:47:47I'm a major in the Marines.

00:47:49Sasa, she has

00:47:50a billion dollar biomedical contract

00:47:53with the military.

00:47:55Approved by the first female president

00:47:57of the United States herself, bitch.

00:47:59How despicable.

00:48:01She's just trying to leech off you

00:48:03like a parasitic gold digger.

00:48:05Get out of here.

00:48:05No one wants to marry you.

00:48:07No free meals for the poor.

00:48:09Do you see this, Trixie?

00:48:11This is high society.

00:48:13So you're either born on a silver spoon

00:48:15or you're as accomplished

00:48:16as me to be here.

00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious

00:48:19dick sucking here,

00:48:21maybe someone will drop

00:48:22a couple bucks in your tin can.

00:48:26I already have everything

00:48:27one can dream of.

00:48:29But I valued our friendship, Marissa.

00:48:31Which is why I came here

00:48:32to give you a second chance.

00:48:33To see if you'd apologize

00:48:34and admit to your backstabbing.

00:48:36But no.

00:48:37You stooped so low.

00:48:39It disgusts me.

00:48:41Nothing is more disgusting

00:48:42than you standing on street corners

00:48:44like a bum.

00:48:45And who knows

00:48:46if you've already started offering

00:48:48sexual services.

00:48:51Well then.

00:48:52Why don't you get on your knees

00:48:53for me, Trixie?

00:48:54My brother

00:48:55will never take you back.

00:48:57No man will marry

00:48:58an embarrassment

00:48:59like you.

00:49:00But make me happy?

00:49:02And I might consider

00:49:03making you my

00:49:04personal prostitute.

00:49:16How dare you

00:49:17hit my brother?

00:49:18I'm never letting you

00:49:19leave here alive.

00:49:21I saw that.

00:49:22I threw something.

00:49:23Don't worry, my dear.

00:49:24After I'm done with you,

00:49:26Trixie,

00:49:26not even

00:49:26the goddess of healing

00:49:28will be able to save you.

00:49:30Oh.

00:49:31Is that so?

00:49:33Security!

00:49:35Get down on your knees

00:49:36and give Bob

00:49:37one hell of a blowjob

00:49:39in front of everybody here

00:49:40or I'll pop

00:49:41so many holes in you

00:49:43the men here won't know

00:49:44which one to fuck.

00:49:45I don't need to be

00:49:45the goddess of anything

00:49:46to punish you.

00:49:48Any of the powerful leaders

00:49:49I've saved before

00:49:50could crush you

00:49:51before you even touch me.

00:49:53Dream on!

00:49:54You wish General License

00:49:56scooped you off your feet

00:49:57but you weren't good enough

00:49:58for me.

00:49:59You're definitely

00:50:00not good enough for him.

00:50:01Enough!

00:50:02You're souring my party

00:50:04so you either

00:50:04get the fuck out

00:50:06or I'm gonna shoot you.

00:50:09On the count of three!

00:50:10I think I quite like it here.

00:50:12Two!

00:50:23Mmm.

00:50:23This wine is so delicious.

00:50:27One!

00:50:28Shoot!

00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand

00:50:33on my future wife.

00:50:40It's...

00:50:41It's...

00:50:42It's...

00:50:50Who the hell is this?

00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late.

00:50:57Did they hurt you?

00:50:59No.

00:51:00I'm fine.

00:51:01But, um...

00:51:02When did I become

00:51:03your future wife?

00:51:05You saved me,

00:51:07Trixie.

00:51:08Remember?

00:51:08I'm a man of my word.

00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you

00:51:11ever again.

00:51:12Really,

00:51:13it was nothing.

00:51:14I saved you

00:51:15because you're a good man.

00:51:17Not because I want you

00:51:18to owe me any favors.

00:51:25I see what this is.

00:51:26You're the one

00:51:27who cheated on me,

00:51:28Trixie.

00:51:29Look at you guys

00:51:29all lovey-dove.

00:51:31Don't try to pin this on her.

00:51:32She waited for you

00:51:33for three years.

00:51:33This is the kind

00:51:34of woman of virtue

00:51:35that a man would die for.

00:51:38Virtue?

00:51:40Don't make me laugh.

00:51:41She's probably out there

00:51:42giving blowjobs

00:51:43for cash.

00:51:44No man

00:51:45with a hundred-foot pole

00:51:47would want to touch her.

00:51:48She should be happy

00:51:49Bob was willing

00:51:50to give her some.

00:51:55I see her in the Marines.

00:51:58I'm a major.

00:52:00Look, man.

00:52:01I know Trixie is like a...

00:52:03I don't know,

00:52:03like a seven

00:52:04now that she's all

00:52:05cleaned up,

00:52:05but don't waste your manhood

00:52:07on a whiny,

00:52:08worthless woman like that.

00:52:10Ow!

00:52:11Ow!

00:52:12Ow!

00:52:12Ah!

00:52:15A real man

00:52:17never talks about

00:52:18a woman, no way.

00:52:19You're a coward.

00:52:29We don't need

00:52:30to fight fire with fire

00:52:31to deal with

00:52:32the likes of them.

00:52:34You're very gracious,

00:52:35Trixie, you know that?

00:52:38You're only getting off

00:52:39with it because

00:52:40she's so kind,

00:52:41so you're going to

00:52:41do me the favor

00:52:42of never coming

00:52:42near her again.

00:52:43You understand?

00:52:44You want to fuck

00:52:44with me,

00:52:45you little dipshit?

00:52:46I'm a fucking major.

00:52:47You're probably

00:52:48lowest rank

00:52:49of the military grunts.

00:52:51I'll destroy you.

00:52:52Do you really

00:52:53not know who this is,

00:52:54Butch?

00:52:54I thought you were

00:52:55in the Marines.

00:52:56What have you been

00:52:57doing this whole time

00:52:58if you don't know

00:52:58who this war hero is?

00:53:01He was just

00:53:02a supply boy.

00:53:05War hero?

00:53:07Is this all part

00:53:08of your plan,

00:53:09Trixie?

00:53:09Poor girl.

00:53:11Did you sell

00:53:11your house

00:53:12to hire this actor

00:53:13so you can feel

00:53:13better about yourself?

00:53:15A woman's worth

00:53:15is tied to the man

00:53:16she marries.

00:53:17Trixie is worthless

00:53:18because that guy

00:53:19looks like a cowboy.

00:53:23A bum girl

00:53:24and a pimp.

00:53:25What a pair.

00:53:28Seems like

00:53:28they don't know

00:53:29who you are

00:53:29since you've been

00:53:29out of action

00:53:30for so long.

00:53:32Maybe we should try

00:53:32to face them off

00:53:33some more.

00:53:33Don't you think?

00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.

00:53:44What is all this?

00:53:46Trixie, listen.

00:53:47I know that you

00:53:47didn't ask for anything

00:53:48after you saved my life.

00:53:51But I know

00:53:51that we shared a moment.

00:53:55I'm not the kind of man

00:53:57to get close to a woman

00:53:58and then just disappear.

00:53:59It's not in my nature.

00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.

00:54:04Listen, Trixie.

00:54:06I have never

00:54:07met a woman

00:54:10like you.

00:54:11So incredible

00:54:12and kind

00:54:13and beautiful.

00:54:14So I know

00:54:15that you're the one

00:54:16for me.

00:54:19This guy's either nuts

00:54:20or a really,

00:54:21really good actor.

00:54:23Mm-hmm.

00:54:24Oscar worthy.

00:54:25Oscar worthy.

00:54:26No.

00:54:27First gift.

00:54:33Trixie,

00:54:34I know that you

00:54:34just lost your home.

00:54:35So I'm gifting you

00:54:36with your own

00:54:37new mansion.

00:54:39Worth $500 million,

00:54:40previously owned

00:54:41by Jennifer Aniston.

00:54:45Second gift.

00:54:48this contains

00:54:49all the rights

00:54:50to my entire fortune,

00:54:52which is now yours.

00:54:54Entire fortune

00:54:55from a cowboy actor?

00:54:56It must be pennies.

00:54:58They already spent

00:54:58their entire life savings

00:54:59on this clown show.

00:55:00They've got nothing left.

00:55:02Why, Sander,

00:55:03I really don't care

00:55:04for any of us.

00:55:05No, look,

00:55:05I know.

00:55:06I know that you

00:55:07are the farthest thing

00:55:08from a material woman.

00:55:10Okay?

00:55:10Which is exactly why

00:55:11my third gift

00:55:13is, um,

00:55:17well...

00:55:31Cleo!

00:55:32Hey!

00:55:33Oh my god.

00:55:36You found my dog.

00:55:40Trixie,

00:55:41I'm just a man.

00:55:42But with you,

00:55:43it's so much more.

00:55:45Trixie Amore.

00:55:49Will you marry me?

00:55:52You know I can't say no

00:55:54to this doggo.

00:55:58Yes,

00:55:59I will marry you.

00:56:16Go, go, power couple.

00:56:19Woo!

00:56:19Ha ha!

00:56:20Okay, stop.

00:56:22The only power couple

00:56:23here is Butch and I.

00:56:25Let's remind everyone

00:56:27how worthless Trixie is.

00:56:29No man

00:56:30in their right mind

00:56:32would marry

00:56:33that embarrassing

00:56:34sack of scraps.

00:56:35Hey.

00:56:36I don't care

00:56:36if she's homeless or not,

00:56:37but I'm making

00:56:38this woman my wife,

00:56:40which means

00:56:40that she will be

00:56:41treated as

00:56:42and cherished as

00:56:43the most precious

00:56:44woman on Earth.

00:56:45Understand?

00:56:50You still don't realize

00:56:51that my brother

00:56:52is the most powerful

00:56:53man on Earth.

00:56:54This is General

00:56:55Lysander Armstrong.

00:57:04As if,

00:57:05like the almighty

00:57:06General Lysander Armstrong

00:57:08would propose

00:57:09to a homeless prostitute

00:57:10like Trixie.

00:57:11Yes,

00:57:11the Armstrong family

00:57:12basically controlled

00:57:13the global stock market.

00:57:15Lysander Armstrong

00:57:15would sooner marry

00:57:16the Princess of England

00:57:17than someone

00:57:18from the lowest rank

00:57:19of society.

00:57:20I bet my life

00:57:21you're all just

00:57:23actors.

00:57:23Then you better

00:57:24enjoy your last breath.

00:57:25Come on,

00:57:26Lysander,

00:57:26what are we waiting for?

00:57:27Let's show them

00:57:27what we can do

00:57:28and get revenge

00:57:28for Trixie.

00:57:29What can a bunch

00:57:30of piss poor people

00:57:30do to us,

00:57:31the elites?

00:57:32Infect us with

00:57:33your poor people

00:57:34bad luck?

00:57:35She wishes

00:57:36she could blame

00:57:36her low status

00:57:37on bad luck.

00:57:39Truth is,

00:57:39she's just a useless,

00:57:41lazy bitchin' bum.

00:57:43She's utterly

00:57:44unmarriable.

00:57:47I can dispose

00:57:48of them

00:57:48in other means

00:57:50if you don't

00:57:50prefer violets.

00:57:51I'd handle them

00:57:52myself,

00:57:53but...

00:57:55I'll let you

00:57:56do all the

00:57:56heavy lifting.

00:57:57Go ahead,

00:57:58Lysander.

00:58:05Yes,

00:58:06hello,

00:58:06this is Lysander.

00:58:07Please

00:58:07bankrupt

00:58:08Marissa Wickham

00:58:09for me.

00:58:11Oh my gosh,

00:58:12I'm so scared!

00:58:13Anyone these days

00:58:14could call anyone

00:58:15and pretend

00:58:16to be on the phone.

00:58:23Uh,

00:58:24hello?

00:58:25Yes!

00:58:27What?

00:58:33I'm a fake rat!

00:58:35Oh my gosh,

00:58:36Hey, hey, hey.

00:58:42Hey, hey, hey.

00:58:43Are you sure

00:58:44that was the call,

00:58:45Sasa?

00:58:46That was a real call?

00:58:47People don't just

00:58:48suddenly go bankrupt

00:58:48like that.

00:58:49My company's dead!

00:58:50It evaporated!

00:58:52It's a thin air!

00:58:56That's impossible!

00:58:58Who are you?

00:58:59What did you do?

00:59:01Secretary Cho,

00:59:02you said you're

00:59:03the Secretary of Health,

00:59:04right?

00:59:04And you yourself

00:59:05said that the Armstrong

00:59:06family owns

00:59:06the entire global stock market.

00:59:08Could that be

00:59:09how they bankrupted

00:59:10Miss Wickham?

00:59:11Then that means

00:59:14you're

00:59:15really Lysander Armstrong,

00:59:18the richest

00:59:18and most powerful man

00:59:20in the country?

00:59:21Trixie's married,

00:59:23the famed war hero,

00:59:25the man every girl wants

00:59:26and every man wants to be.

00:59:28Now you believe me?

00:59:30Those who do bad

00:59:31will always end up

00:59:32losing everything.

00:59:34There's got to be

00:59:35some trick to this.

00:59:36You guys are just

00:59:36bums trying to extort

00:59:38money from us.

00:59:39It's awesome.

00:59:40It's awesome.

00:59:41Please.

00:59:47I know why

00:59:49you're all over Trixie.

00:59:50Because you've been

00:59:50in the military

00:59:51for so long,

00:59:52you don't know

00:59:52what a real woman

00:59:53can do for you.

00:59:54Let me take you

00:59:55to my wedding chamber

00:59:56and I'll show you

00:59:57a good time.

01:00:00Do you have your hands

01:00:01for me

01:00:01or I'll have them

01:00:03removed for you.

01:00:08I would never

01:00:09be interested

01:00:09in a woman

01:00:10who's as vile

01:00:11and cruel

01:00:12and wicked

01:00:12as you are.

01:00:14Guess the cheater

01:00:15gets cheated on

01:00:16eventually.

01:00:18Sansa was just

01:00:19trying to save

01:00:20the company.

01:00:21I don't blame her

01:00:22at all.

01:00:23Your double standards

01:00:24are incredible.

01:00:25Okay,

01:00:25you don't want me?

01:00:26Fine.

01:00:27But there's plenty

01:00:28of other efficiency.

01:00:29I can give you

01:00:30a room full of

01:00:31pageant winners,

01:00:3218 years old,

01:00:33fresh for the taking.

01:00:41I did that

01:00:42so you wouldn't

01:00:42have to,

01:00:43Miss Trixine.

01:00:44Thank you,

01:00:45Devin.

01:00:47Marissa,

01:00:47not only have you

01:00:48backstabbed me,

01:00:50your best friend,

01:00:51by stealing

01:00:52my fiancé,

01:00:53but now you'd

01:00:54sell out other

01:00:55innocent girls

01:00:55just to get

01:00:56your company back?

01:00:57You're an insult

01:00:58to all good women

01:00:59out there.

01:00:59No,

01:01:00to all of humanity.

01:01:01So now,

01:01:02everything that I've

01:01:03ever given you to,

01:01:04I'm taking it

01:01:05all back.

01:01:08Wait,

01:01:09everyone,

01:01:09stop.

01:01:12They're imposters.

01:01:17I just got off

01:01:18the phone with the

01:01:19president and she

01:01:19said your contract

01:01:20is not getting

01:01:21canceled because

01:01:22it was assigned

01:01:23by the goddess

01:01:23healer herself.

01:01:24So we won't

01:01:26go bankrupt?

01:01:27The goddess

01:01:27healer?

01:01:28You mean the

01:01:29eccentric and highly

01:01:30elusive sage in

01:01:30the field of

01:01:31medicine approved

01:01:32of my biomedical

01:01:33products?

01:01:34Yes,

01:01:35that's the

01:01:35highest honor

01:01:36anyone can have

01:01:37in the field

01:01:37of health

01:01:38and medicine.

01:01:38The goddess

01:01:39healer's motto

01:01:40is the right

01:01:41rewrites the

01:01:42wrong,

01:01:43the left

01:01:43leaves the

01:01:43wrong,

01:01:44the rest.

01:01:45That means

01:01:46she's rewarding

01:01:47me.

01:01:47The president

01:01:48would never

01:01:49let your company

01:01:50go bankrupt.

01:01:51In fact,

01:01:51she's on her

01:01:52way now.

01:01:54So you're

01:01:55telling me

01:01:56this dashingly

01:01:57handsome

01:01:58motherfucker

01:01:58over here

01:01:59isn't

01:02:00Lysander

01:02:00Armstrong?

01:02:01Who the fuck

01:02:01cares who

01:02:02he is?

01:02:02If the

01:02:03president

01:02:03and the

01:02:04goddess

01:02:04healer

01:02:04approves

01:02:05of my

01:02:05products,

01:02:06who cares

01:02:06about this

01:02:07washed-up

01:02:07war hero?

01:02:08We can

01:02:08break his

01:02:09legs,

01:02:09break his

01:02:09arms,

01:02:10no one

01:02:10would even

01:02:10bat an

01:02:11eye.

01:02:11She even

01:02:12gave us

01:02:12explicit

01:02:13permission

01:02:13to call

01:02:13upon

01:02:14secret

01:02:14services.

01:02:15FBI!

01:02:17FBI!

01:02:18You're under

01:02:19arrest for

01:02:19fraudulent

01:02:20claims and

01:02:21identity

01:02:22theft.

01:02:23Gotcha.

01:02:28Guess I

01:02:29still get

01:02:29the last

01:02:30laugh,

01:02:30Trixie.

01:02:31No,

01:02:31don't

01:02:31arrest

01:02:31her!

01:02:33Trixie

01:02:33is a

01:02:34good

01:02:34person.

01:02:35Please,

01:02:35officer,

01:02:36don't

01:02:36arrest

01:02:36her!

01:02:37Grandma,

01:02:38Mr. Rogers,

01:02:39Mrs. Williams,

01:02:40what are you

01:02:40all doing

01:02:41here?

01:02:41The neighbors

01:02:42heard about

01:02:42the breakup

01:02:42between you

01:02:43and Butch.

01:02:44We were

01:02:44worried,

01:02:45so we

01:02:46came here

01:02:46to back

01:02:46you up.

01:02:47Listen,

01:02:48officer,

01:02:48I can

01:02:49attest that

01:02:50Trixie

01:02:50Amoria is

01:02:51a good

01:02:51neighbor.

01:02:52She's

01:02:52very kind

01:02:53hearted and

01:02:53would never

01:02:54break the

01:02:54law.

01:02:55Yes,

01:02:55and one

01:02:56time when

01:02:56my daughter

01:02:57needed

01:02:57university

01:02:58tuition,

01:02:59Trixie

01:02:59gave her

01:02:59everything

01:03:00she had

01:03:00just to

01:03:01help her

01:03:01out.

01:03:02She also

01:03:02paid for

01:03:03my recent

01:03:03heart surgery

01:03:04as well.

01:03:05My fiance

01:03:06really is

01:03:07an incredible

01:03:07woman.

01:03:08She's an

01:03:09angel

01:03:09descended

01:03:10from heaven.

01:03:15You must

01:03:16be the

01:03:16criminal

01:03:16pretending

01:03:17to be

01:03:17General

01:03:17Lysander

01:03:18Armstrong.

01:03:19My

01:03:19brother

01:03:20is not

01:03:20a criminal.

01:03:21He's a

01:03:21war hero

01:03:22who single

01:03:23Hanley

01:03:23saved

01:03:23this

01:03:24country

01:03:24from

01:03:24a

01:03:24terrorist

01:03:24attack.

01:03:25Without

01:03:25him,

01:03:26this

01:03:26whole

01:03:26country

01:03:26would

01:03:27have

01:03:27been

01:03:27bombed

01:03:27to

01:03:28ash.

01:03:28And

01:03:29that's

01:03:29why

01:03:29his

01:03:29choice

01:03:29to

01:03:30crime

01:03:30is

01:03:31stealing

01:03:31his

01:03:31identity.

01:03:32General

01:03:32Lysander

01:03:33Armstrong only fell

01:03:34into a coma

01:03:34because of the

01:03:35fight with the

01:03:35terrorist.

01:03:36And we've

01:03:36received no

01:03:37word that he's

01:03:37woken up yet,

01:03:38so this

01:03:39must be an

01:03:39imposter.

01:03:41I can tell

01:03:42that this

01:03:42whole dilemma

01:03:43with my

01:03:43identity is

01:03:44causing you

01:03:44a lot of

01:03:44trouble.

01:03:45I promise

01:03:45that I'll

01:03:46get it

01:03:46resolved and

01:03:46we can

01:03:47focus on

01:03:47taking

01:03:48down

01:03:48your

01:03:48scumbag

01:03:49ex.

01:03:51If you

01:03:51want to

01:03:52arrest me,

01:03:52fine.

01:03:54But don't

01:03:54fuck with

01:03:55my fiancée.

01:03:55You don't

01:03:56get to

01:03:56decide,

01:03:57punk.

01:03:57Let's

01:03:58go!

01:04:20Get him!

01:04:22If you

01:04:22can.

01:04:29Get him!

01:04:36If you

01:04:38can.

01:05:14Is that

01:05:14enough

01:05:14pain?

01:05:15Or do

01:05:16you want

01:05:16more?

01:05:24legend is

01:05:26written all

01:05:26over you,

01:05:27Iclander.

01:05:29Grandma,

01:05:31meet my

01:05:32new

01:05:32fiancée.

01:05:35Wow,

01:05:35your new

01:05:36fiancée.

01:05:37He's so

01:05:38manly.

01:05:39Much better

01:05:39than your

01:05:40last one.

01:05:41I always

01:05:42knew you'd

01:05:42find someone

01:05:43better.

01:05:44It's

01:05:44Butch's

01:05:44loss.

01:05:45Trixie has

01:05:46always paid

01:05:47so much

01:05:47better than

01:05:48Marissa.

01:05:49She's like a

01:05:50shining star

01:05:50in the sky

01:05:51and Marissa's

01:05:52like a roach

01:05:53in the sewers.

01:05:54Bitch,

01:05:55we name-calling now?

01:05:56I'll drown you out

01:05:57with insults

01:05:57from my side,

01:05:58right,

01:05:58fam?

01:05:59Drown out the

01:06:00poor!

01:06:00Drown out the

01:06:01poor!

01:06:02Drown out the

01:06:03poor!

01:06:03Drown out the

01:06:04poor!

01:06:05Drown out the

01:06:06poor!

01:06:06Drown out the

01:06:07poor!

01:06:08See,

01:06:08Trixie?

01:06:08You've got

01:06:09no connections,

01:06:10no power,

01:06:11you can't

01:06:12compete against

01:06:12me even if

01:06:13you have

01:06:13one guy on

01:06:14your side

01:06:14who can

01:06:14fight.

01:06:15We're too

01:06:15honorable to

01:06:16fight dirty

01:06:17like you,

01:06:17so you're

01:06:18using defenseless

01:06:19lives as

01:06:20your shield

01:06:20because you

01:06:21know we

01:06:21won't hurt

01:06:21them.

01:06:22Let them

01:06:23eat,

01:06:23Kate!

01:06:24Hmm.

01:06:33You can't

01:06:34shoot all of

01:06:35them.

01:06:35Grab what

01:06:35you can,

01:06:36fam.

01:06:36attack!

01:06:54You will

01:06:55not hurt

01:06:55a single

01:06:56soul

01:06:56in my

01:06:57presence.

01:07:03What the

01:07:03fuck was

01:07:04that?

01:07:04I don't

01:07:05care what

01:07:05the fuck

01:07:05it was.

01:07:06I'm not

01:07:07letting her

01:07:07make a fool

01:07:07of me

01:07:08at my

01:07:08own

01:07:08wedding.

01:07:16Damn it!

01:07:17Damn it!

01:07:18Damn it!

01:07:20You forgot

01:07:21I had a gun

01:07:21too.

01:07:23That'll

01:07:23cheat you

01:07:23from messing

01:07:24with the

01:07:24Wighams.

01:07:25Take

01:07:25Miss Trixie

01:07:26and her

01:07:26family

01:07:26and get

01:07:26out of

01:07:26here.

01:07:27We're

01:07:27quartered.

01:07:28I'll

01:07:28sacrifice

01:07:28myself

01:07:29to fend

01:07:29them off.

01:07:30Devin,

01:07:31you and

01:07:31your brother

01:07:31are both

01:07:32good men.

01:07:33I will

01:07:34not let

01:07:34your injury

01:07:35be in vain.

01:07:36They will

01:07:37be punished.

01:07:40Now hold

01:07:41still for

01:07:41me.

01:07:44Right.

01:07:45Rewrites

01:07:46the world.

01:07:56Holy fuck!

01:07:58Did she

01:07:58just reverse

01:07:59the bullet?

01:07:59By chanting

01:08:00the goddess

01:08:00healer's

01:08:01chant?

01:08:01She

01:08:01the goddess

01:08:02healer?

01:08:06I'm all

01:08:07better now

01:08:07than you

01:08:09Miss Trixie.

01:08:09See,

01:08:10I knew

01:08:11that you

01:08:12were no

01:08:12ordinary

01:08:12woman.

01:08:13No,

01:08:14please.

01:08:14I am

01:08:15just an

01:08:15ordinary

01:08:16girl.

01:08:16Don't put

01:08:16me on

01:08:17some sort

01:08:17of

01:08:17pedestal.

01:08:18Sure.

01:08:20You hear

01:08:20that?

01:08:21She's just

01:08:21some average

01:08:22homeless girl

01:08:23on the

01:08:23streets.

01:08:24She was

01:08:24probably

01:08:24holding out

01:08:25a super

01:08:25magnet

01:08:25that drew

01:08:26out the

01:08:26bullet.

01:08:26While

01:08:27I do

01:08:27not

01:08:27care

01:08:27for

01:08:28glory,

01:08:28I do

01:08:29believe

01:08:29in

01:08:30justice.

01:08:31Marissa

01:08:31and

01:08:31Butch,

01:08:32not only

01:08:33have you

01:08:33betrayed

01:08:33me,

01:08:34but now

01:08:34you've

01:08:35hurt the

01:08:35innocent

01:08:35too.

01:08:36I will

01:08:37make you

01:08:37both pay

01:08:37for your

01:08:38crimes.

01:08:38And

01:08:39who are

01:08:39you

01:08:39to

01:08:39judge

01:08:40me

01:08:40for

01:08:40what

01:08:40I

01:08:40do?

01:08:41God?

01:08:42Wrong.

01:08:44But

01:08:45you're

01:08:45close.

01:08:46Bullshit!

01:08:47I'm

01:08:47going to

01:08:47show you

01:08:48how the

01:08:48elite can

01:08:48trailboard

01:08:49you

01:08:49little

01:08:49lives.

01:08:52You

01:08:52want to

01:08:52cross the

01:08:53line

01:08:53so bad?

01:08:54Then

01:08:54let's

01:08:54see you

01:08:54try.

01:08:55Charge!

01:09:05The

01:09:05hell

01:09:05is

01:09:05this?

01:09:06This

01:09:07is the

01:09:08line

01:09:08between

01:09:08life

01:09:09and

01:09:10death.

01:09:10Yo,

01:09:11was that

01:09:11extra

01:09:12neon spray

01:09:12paint?

01:09:13I'll

01:09:14admit it

01:09:14looks pretty

01:09:15good,

01:09:15but I'll

01:09:16die before

01:09:16I believe

01:09:17that's

01:09:17magic.

01:09:18You're

01:09:19not the

01:09:19grim

01:09:19reaper.

01:09:20What

01:09:20if it's

01:09:21a trap?

01:09:21That

01:09:22woman

01:09:22has

01:09:22many

01:09:22tricks

01:09:23up

01:09:23her

01:09:23sleeves.

01:09:24We

01:09:24ain't

01:09:24afraid

01:09:24of

01:09:24her

01:09:25she's

01:09:25nothing

01:09:25but

01:09:25a

01:09:26circus

01:09:27prostitute.

01:09:28Why

01:09:28don't

01:09:28you

01:09:28cross

01:09:29the

01:09:29line

01:09:29and

01:09:29see

01:09:29for

01:09:30yourself?

01:09:31I

01:09:31will.

01:09:34Left

01:09:35leaves

01:09:36the

01:09:36wrong

01:09:36left.

01:09:44I'm

01:09:44fine.

01:09:45Nothing

01:09:45happens.

01:09:46You'll

01:09:47see soon

01:09:47enough.

01:09:48Oh,

01:09:48please.

01:09:49I

01:09:49really

01:09:49want

01:09:50to

01:09:50die.

01:09:51And

01:09:51you

01:09:51call

01:09:51this

01:09:51the

01:09:51line

01:09:52between

01:09:52life

01:09:52and

01:09:52death?

01:09:53I

01:09:54knew

01:09:54you

01:09:54were

01:09:54just

01:09:54making

01:09:54that

01:09:54shit

01:09:55up.

01:09:55Whoops.

01:09:56Just

01:09:56crossed

01:09:57it

01:09:57again.

01:09:58Whoops.

01:09:58And

01:09:59again.

01:10:00Nothing's

01:10:01happening.

01:10:01hit you.

01:10:02Stop.

01:10:03Stop.

01:10:05Stop.

01:10:08Stop.

01:10:09Stop.

01:10:11Stop.

01:10:12Stop.

01:10:12No.

01:10:13No.

01:10:14Hey.

01:10:15What did

01:10:16you do to

01:10:16my brother?

01:10:17I didn't

01:10:17do anything.

01:10:18Your brother

01:10:19just didn't

01:10:20want to

01:10:20heed my

01:10:20warning.

01:10:21I suggest

01:10:22you take

01:10:22him to

01:10:23the

01:10:23ER if

01:10:24you don't

01:10:24want

01:10:24your

01:10:24wedding

01:10:25to become

01:10:25his

01:10:25funeral.

01:10:27Come

01:10:27on.

01:10:28Major.

01:10:29Are you

01:10:30not going

01:10:30to help

01:10:30your own

01:10:30brother?

01:10:31How was

01:10:31he able

01:10:32to cross

01:10:32the line?

01:10:33See,

01:10:33this must

01:10:34be an

01:10:34illusion.

01:10:38Only the

01:10:38pure of

01:10:39heart can

01:10:39cross the

01:10:40line.

01:10:40Will

01:10:40somebody take

01:10:41my brother

01:10:41to the

01:10:42hospital,

01:10:42please?

01:10:50You're so

01:10:50sore,

01:10:50I wouldn't

01:10:51marry you.

01:10:51You'd go

01:10:52and hurt

01:10:52my brother.

01:10:52Oh,

01:10:53please.

01:10:54You hurt

01:10:54us first.

01:10:55At first,

01:10:57I was

01:10:57really

01:10:57hurt

01:10:58by your

01:10:58betrayal.

01:10:59But I've

01:10:59come to

01:11:00realize

01:11:00your true

01:11:01colors are

01:11:01that of

01:11:02a snake

01:11:02and a

01:11:02coward.

01:11:03Marissa,

01:11:04thanks for

01:11:05taking this

01:11:05low life

01:11:06from me.

01:11:08You blame

01:11:08yourself

01:11:09for being

01:11:10worthless.

01:11:11You think

01:11:11anyone would

01:11:12want to

01:11:12marry you

01:11:12when you

01:11:12got nothing

01:11:13to offer?

01:11:16When you

01:11:16wear odd

01:11:17and crazy

01:11:19clothes all

01:11:19day?

01:11:22Don't

01:11:22touch my

01:11:22way.

01:11:25And instead,

01:11:26Trixie gets

01:11:27a handsome

01:11:28and protective

01:11:30husband.

01:11:30You can

01:11:31daydream all

01:11:32you want

01:11:32now,

01:11:32Trixie,

01:11:33but when

01:11:33the presidential

01:11:33contract arrives,

01:11:35it'll hit you

01:11:36like a fucking

01:11:36truck,

01:11:37that you're

01:11:37nothing but

01:11:37an ugly

01:11:38phony,

01:11:38and I'm

01:11:39the queen

01:11:39of everything.

01:11:40Oh,

01:11:40really?

01:11:41Then let me

01:11:42show you

01:11:42how it is

01:11:43I who has

01:11:43everything you

01:11:44want.

01:11:45You've

01:11:45got nothing

01:11:46on me.

01:11:50Yes.

01:11:51Tell the

01:11:52president to

01:11:52get here

01:11:52immediately.

01:11:57goddess.

01:11:59Madam

01:11:59president,

01:12:00I require

01:12:01your

01:12:01assistance.

01:12:02Yes,

01:12:02we'll be

01:12:03there

01:12:03immediately.

01:12:06Get the

01:12:07VP,

01:12:07we're

01:12:08leaving

01:12:08now.

01:12:11Did she

01:12:12just pretend

01:12:13to call

01:12:13the first

01:12:14woman

01:12:14president

01:12:14of the

01:12:15United

01:12:15States?

01:12:16God,

01:12:16I knew

01:12:16you were

01:12:16cheap,

01:12:17but I

01:12:17didn't

01:12:17know

01:12:17you

01:12:17were

01:12:18crazy,

01:12:18too.

01:12:19I'm

01:12:19so glad

01:12:20I dumped

01:12:20you for

01:12:21Marissa.

01:12:22You're

01:12:22pathetic,

01:12:23Trixie.

01:12:23A secretary

01:12:24to remind

01:12:24everyone how

01:12:25I have

01:12:25the

01:12:25presidential

01:12:26contract

01:12:26coming.

01:12:27Miss

01:12:27Wickham

01:12:28is

01:12:28correct.

01:12:28I was

01:12:29on the

01:12:29phone

01:12:29with the

01:12:29president

01:12:30earlier.

01:12:31Only the

01:12:31most important

01:12:31people have

01:12:32Madam

01:12:32President's

01:12:33direct

01:12:33line.

01:12:34You hear

01:12:35that,

01:12:35everyone?

01:12:36There is

01:12:36no way

01:12:37low-life

01:12:38Trixie could

01:12:39have called

01:12:40the president

01:12:40by herself.

01:12:42She's just

01:12:42a desperate

01:12:43phony who

01:12:44doesn't get

01:12:44enough male

01:12:45attention,

01:12:45so she's

01:12:46come here

01:12:46to play

01:12:46up her

01:12:47importance.

01:12:47No,

01:12:48my

01:12:49granddaughter

01:12:49would never

01:12:49do that.

01:12:51Reversing

01:12:51time just

01:12:52to heal

01:12:52someone's

01:12:53wound,

01:12:54only the

01:12:54goddess

01:12:54healer

01:12:55can do

01:12:55that.

01:12:56Is

01:12:56Trixie

01:12:56really the

01:12:57goddess

01:12:57healer?

01:13:03Oh,

01:13:06first,

01:13:06your boy toy

01:13:07actor pretends

01:13:08to be the

01:13:08war hero

01:13:08General

01:13:09Lysander

01:13:09Armstrong,

01:13:10and now

01:13:10you,

01:13:11Trixie,

01:13:11are pretending

01:13:12to be the

01:13:12goddess

01:13:13healer

01:13:13who gave

01:13:13me my

01:13:13presidential

01:13:14contract?

01:13:15Is this

01:13:15how the

01:13:16working class

01:13:17think all

01:13:18the time?

01:13:19I never

01:13:19realized how

01:13:20delusional

01:13:21they were.

01:13:22You can only

01:13:22dream of what

01:13:23you can never

01:13:23have while we

01:13:24rub our riches

01:13:25and privilege

01:13:26in their faces.

01:13:28Look,

01:13:28I don't know

01:13:28what circus

01:13:29school you

01:13:30went to,

01:13:30but you

01:13:30trying to

01:13:31make me

01:13:31jealous,

01:13:32Trixie?

01:13:32It ain't

01:13:32working.

01:13:33You can't

01:13:34just fake

01:13:34the...

01:13:37Yeah,

01:13:38but goddess

01:13:38healing power

01:13:39is legendary.

01:13:40It's like

01:13:41real magic.

01:13:42Trixie,

01:13:43you're an

01:13:44angel,

01:13:44but the

01:13:44goddess

01:13:45healing

01:13:45is beyond

01:13:46your imagination.

01:13:47And if we

01:13:48steal her

01:13:49identity

01:13:49just to

01:13:50punish her

01:13:50ex,

01:13:51won't her

01:13:51followers

01:13:51be furious

01:13:52and riot

01:13:53against you?

01:13:55No.

01:13:56Trixie,

01:13:57look,

01:13:58I believe

01:13:59you.

01:13:59You saved

01:14:00me.

01:14:01Whether

01:14:01you're a

01:14:02goddess

01:14:02or not,

01:14:03you did

01:14:03that.

01:14:04No matter

01:14:05what happens,

01:14:06you are

01:14:06a goddess

01:14:06to me.

01:14:08We'll

01:14:08riot

01:14:09against you

01:14:09now.

01:14:10Tear

01:14:10her

01:14:11apart!

01:14:11Tear

01:14:12her

01:14:12apart!

01:14:13Tear

01:14:14her

01:14:14apart!

01:14:15Tear

01:14:15her

01:14:15apart!

01:14:16Tear

01:14:17her

01:14:17apart!

01:14:18The

01:14:18Vice

01:14:18President

01:14:19arrives!

01:14:34Who

01:14:35dare cause

01:14:36ruckus

01:14:36in here?

01:14:40You're

01:14:41General

01:14:41Lysander

01:14:42Armstrong.

01:14:43Wait,

01:14:44what?

01:14:45He's

01:14:46actually

01:14:46General

01:14:46Lysander

01:14:47Armstrong?

01:14:48No,

01:14:48no,

01:14:48we've

01:14:49been

01:14:49through

01:14:49this

01:14:49already

01:14:50once,

01:14:50okay?

01:14:51Right,

01:14:51Secretary

01:14:51Cho?

01:14:52This

01:14:53actor

01:14:53Trixie

01:14:54hired

01:14:54pulled

01:14:55this

01:14:55weird

01:14:55stunt

01:14:56to try

01:14:57to

01:14:57bankrupt

01:14:57me,

01:14:58but you

01:14:58already

01:14:58confirmed

01:14:59with

01:14:59Madame

01:14:59President

01:15:00that I

01:15:00got the

01:15:01contract

01:15:01coming

01:15:01still,

01:15:02right?

01:15:02Yes,

01:15:03we all

01:15:03thought

01:15:03he

01:15:03was

01:15:04a

01:15:04fraud.

01:15:04What

01:15:05I

01:15:05mean

01:15:05is

01:15:07you're

01:15:08war hero

01:15:08General

01:15:09Lysander

01:15:10Armstrong

01:15:10and how

01:15:11dare you

01:15:12crash

01:15:12Miss

01:15:12Wickham's

01:15:13wedding.

01:15:13The moment

01:15:14you wake

01:15:15up,

01:15:15you fall

01:15:15under this

01:15:16vixen spell

01:15:17and now

01:15:18you're attacking

01:15:18one of the

01:15:19most important

01:15:19allies to

01:15:20the president?

01:15:21He is

01:15:23the general,

01:15:24but he's in

01:15:25trouble now.

01:15:26Did you hear

01:15:26that?

01:15:27Even the

01:15:27vice president

01:15:28knows me

01:15:29as an

01:15:29important ally

01:15:30to the

01:15:31nation's

01:15:31leader.

01:15:32So what

01:15:32if Trixie

01:15:32picked up

01:15:33some

01:15:33washed up

01:15:34war hero?

01:15:34We got

01:15:35the VP

01:15:36and the

01:15:36president

01:15:37on our

01:15:37side.

01:15:38You'll

01:15:39always

01:15:39be

01:15:40nothing,

01:15:41Trixie.

01:15:41I told

01:15:42you.

01:15:43Now punish

01:15:44them,

01:15:44Vice

01:15:44President

01:15:44Langley.

01:15:45This

01:15:45is

01:15:45treason.

01:15:46Lysander

01:15:46Armstrong,

01:15:47you are

01:15:48stripped

01:15:48from your

01:15:49military

01:15:49honors

01:15:50and

01:15:51titles.

01:15:54Hurry!

01:15:55The

01:15:55goddess

01:15:55healer

01:15:56needs

01:15:56us.

01:15:58You

01:15:59can't

01:15:59do

01:16:00that,

01:16:00Mr.

01:16:00Vice

01:16:01President.

01:16:01My

01:16:01brother

01:16:01is

01:16:02a

01:16:02war

01:16:02hero.

01:16:03He

01:16:03single-handedly

01:16:04saved this

01:16:04country

01:16:04from terrorist

01:16:05attack.

01:16:05He

01:16:06was in

01:16:06a

01:16:06coma

01:16:06for

01:16:07two

01:16:07years.

01:16:07If it

01:16:07wasn't

01:16:08for

01:16:08Ms.

01:16:08Trixie,

01:16:08he

01:16:08would...

01:16:09Enough!

01:16:09You speak

01:16:10another word

01:16:11and I

01:16:11will bring

01:16:11down your

01:16:12entire

01:16:12family,

01:16:13not just

01:16:15your

01:16:15brother.

01:16:16Yeah.

01:16:17It's

01:16:17okay.

01:16:19Mr.

01:16:19Vice

01:16:19President,

01:16:20I've

01:16:20already

01:16:20given my

01:16:20life once

01:16:21for my

01:16:21country.

01:16:22I have

01:16:22no problem

01:16:23doing that

01:16:23again if

01:16:24it means

01:16:24protecting

01:16:24my

01:16:25fiance's

01:16:25life.

01:16:26And let's

01:16:27be honest

01:16:27about one

01:16:28other thing,

01:16:28Mr.

01:16:28Vice

01:16:29President.

01:16:29I never

01:16:29gave a

01:16:30fuck

01:16:31about

01:16:31any

01:16:32damn

01:16:33titles.

01:16:34I truly

01:16:35saved a

01:16:36good man.

01:16:41I will

01:16:42not let

01:16:43you bring

01:16:43ruin to

01:16:43my

01:16:44fiance.

01:16:45And what

01:16:46can you do

01:16:46about it?

01:16:47Oh,

01:16:47Mr.

01:16:47Vice

01:16:48President,

01:16:48I have

01:16:48swell

01:16:49idea.

01:16:50My

01:16:50biomedical

01:16:50company

01:16:51invented

01:16:51the latest

01:16:52line of

01:16:52poison darts

01:16:53for the

01:16:53military.

01:16:54Let's

01:16:55try it

01:16:55out on

01:16:55them.

01:16:57Hold on,

01:16:58Mr.

01:16:58Vice

01:16:58President,

01:16:59there's no

01:16:59way that

01:17:00you're

01:17:00taking

01:17:00this

01:17:00seriously.

01:17:01Put

01:17:01innocent

01:17:01civilian

01:17:02lives

01:17:02in

01:17:02danger?

01:17:03Despicable.

01:17:04What's

01:17:04more despicable

01:17:05is that

01:17:05you and

01:17:06your filthy

01:17:07companions

01:17:07are disrespecting

01:17:08power.

01:17:10Miss

01:17:10Wickham,

01:17:10you can

01:17:11use

01:17:11full force

01:17:12on

01:17:13them.

01:17:13Did

01:17:14you hear

01:17:14that

01:17:14voice?

01:17:18Shoot!

01:17:29Wait,

01:17:29that's

01:17:29the

01:17:30president.

01:17:42No,

01:17:43hey,

01:17:43idiots!

01:17:46Oh,

01:17:51my gosh,

01:17:52I'm so

01:17:53sorry,

01:17:54Madam

01:17:54President.

01:17:54that was

01:17:55they were

01:17:56totally

01:17:56aiming for

01:17:57Trixie,

01:17:58the fraud

01:17:58in the

01:17:58middle.

01:17:59What

01:17:59is

01:18:00this?

01:18:01Oh,

01:18:01that's

01:18:02my new

01:18:02biomedical

01:18:03weapon,

01:18:03Madam,

01:18:04for your

01:18:04military.

01:18:05This is

01:18:05a war

01:18:05crime.

01:18:06These

01:18:06are

01:18:06innocent

01:18:07civilian

01:18:07lives

01:18:08you're

01:18:08messing

01:18:08with.

01:18:09You're

01:18:09the

01:18:09uncivilized

01:18:10buffoon.

01:18:10I can

01:18:11shoot

01:18:11whoever

01:18:11I want.

01:18:12I have

01:18:12the

01:18:12presidential

01:18:12contract.

01:18:13With

01:18:13great

01:18:14power

01:18:14comes

01:18:14great

01:18:15responsibility.

01:18:15And

01:18:16this

01:18:16is

01:18:16the

01:18:17kind

01:18:17of

01:18:17dastardly

01:18:18creation

01:18:18you've

01:18:18made

01:18:19with the

01:18:19contract

01:18:19I gave

01:18:20you.

01:18:20What

01:18:20are you

01:18:21doing?

01:18:21Reverse

01:18:21the

01:18:21poison

01:18:22and take

01:18:22it out

01:18:23of the

01:18:23present

01:18:23before

01:18:23it's

01:18:23too

01:18:24late.

01:18:24That

01:18:24is

01:18:25easy.

01:18:26There's

01:18:26no need.

01:18:28I'll

01:18:28save

01:18:29everyone.

01:18:43It's

01:18:43raining

01:18:44gold.

01:18:46What's

01:18:46happening?

01:18:47Trixie doesn't

01:18:48have that

01:18:48kind of

01:18:48money.

01:18:49It's

01:18:49got

01:18:49to

01:18:49be

01:18:50cheap

01:18:50glitter.

01:18:52She

01:18:54is

01:18:55a

01:18:56criminal.

01:18:57Don't

01:18:57worry

01:18:58Madam

01:18:58President.

01:18:58We

01:18:58will

01:18:59arrest

01:18:59her

01:18:59and

01:18:59we'll

01:18:59throw

01:18:59her

01:19:00in

01:19:00prison.

01:19:00I'd

01:19:01be

01:19:01quiet

01:19:01if

01:19:01I

01:19:01were

01:19:01you

01:19:02because

01:19:02you're

01:19:02the

01:19:03one

01:19:03that

01:19:03would

01:19:03be

01:19:03going

01:19:03to

01:19:03prison

01:19:04once

01:19:04everyone

01:19:04is

01:19:04healed

01:19:05up.

01:19:05What

01:19:05are

01:19:06you

01:19:06talking

01:19:06about?

01:19:07The

01:19:07president

01:19:07literally

01:19:08came

01:19:08here

01:19:08to

01:19:08give

01:19:09me

01:19:09my

01:19:09billion

01:19:09dollar

01:19:09contract.

01:19:19this

01:19:20contract?

01:19:21Yes!

01:19:23Thank you

01:19:24first

01:19:24gentleman.

01:19:41My

01:19:42contract

01:19:43you

01:19:43bitch!

01:19:44And

01:19:44that's

01:19:45not

01:19:45all.

01:19:57this

01:19:58foul

01:19:58weapon

01:19:58will

01:19:59not

01:19:59see

01:19:59the

01:19:59light

01:19:59of

01:19:59day.

01:20:00There

01:20:00is

01:20:00only

01:20:01a

01:20:01need

01:20:01for

01:20:01a

01:20:01vaccine

01:20:02if

01:20:02there

01:20:02is

01:20:02a

01:20:02virus.

01:20:03Don't

01:20:03you realize?

01:20:04Or are

01:20:05you too

01:20:05much of a

01:20:06goody-two-shoes

01:20:07to understand

01:20:07that?

01:20:08You're the

01:20:09real virus here

01:20:10Marissa.

01:20:11Money is worth

01:20:11more to you

01:20:12than human

01:20:12lives.

01:20:13And that's

01:20:14something I

01:20:15cannot tolerate.

01:20:16So prepare

01:20:16yourself.

01:20:17Because I'm

01:20:18about to

01:20:18smite you.

01:20:21What

01:20:21are you gonna

01:20:22do?

01:20:22The

01:20:23president

01:20:23is here

01:20:24and I

01:20:25just

01:20:25invented

01:20:25the

01:20:26best

01:20:26biomedical

01:20:27products

01:20:27in the

01:20:28world.

01:20:29You'll

01:20:29pardon me

01:20:30for that

01:20:30little

01:20:30mishap,

01:20:31right?

01:20:32Madam

01:20:33president,

01:20:34you've

01:20:34recovered

01:20:34now.

01:20:35So what's

01:20:36your final

01:20:36decision?

01:20:38I'll

01:20:39she's gonna

01:20:40give me

01:20:40my

01:20:41billion

01:20:41dollar.

01:20:46I'll

01:20:47smack her

01:20:48until she

01:20:48sees

01:20:4950

01:20:49stars.

01:20:53years.

01:20:54Why are

01:20:55you attacking

01:20:55me,

01:20:56madam

01:20:56president?

01:20:56You're

01:20:56supposed to

01:20:57be giving

01:20:57me the

01:20:58billion dollar

01:20:59contract.

01:20:59You wish,

01:21:00idiot.

01:21:03I've never

01:21:04seen a woman

01:21:04so vile,

01:21:06so ugly on

01:21:07the inside,

01:21:07it makes me

01:21:08want to

01:21:08vomit.

01:21:08I don't

01:21:09understand.

01:21:10I was just

01:21:10trying to punish

01:21:11these imposters

01:21:12for posing as

01:21:12the goddess

01:21:13of healing.

01:21:15And do you

01:21:16know the

01:21:17goddess

01:21:17healer saved

01:21:18me and

01:21:19my son

01:21:19during

01:21:20childbirth?

01:21:21You've

01:21:22really seen

01:21:22the goddess

01:21:23healer

01:21:24herself in

01:21:25the flesh?

01:21:25The one

01:21:26and only

01:21:27and it's

01:21:32her.

01:21:48Welcome,

01:21:49goddess.

01:22:00You really

01:22:01are the

01:22:01goddess

01:22:01of healing,

01:22:02aren't

01:22:02you?

01:22:02How else

01:22:03did you

01:22:03think I

01:22:04saved you?

01:22:05Then why

01:22:06did you

01:22:06keep it

01:22:07a secret

01:22:07for so

01:22:08long?

01:22:10I wanted

01:22:11to walk

01:22:11the earth

01:22:12as a

01:22:12normal

01:22:12person,

01:22:13to help

01:22:14those in

01:22:14need,

01:22:15and make

01:22:15sure the

01:22:16man I

01:22:16chose

01:22:16loved me

01:22:17for me.

01:22:18No,

01:22:19so that

01:22:19means the

01:22:20billion dollar

01:22:21contract,

01:22:22it was you

01:22:23who gave

01:22:23it to me?

01:22:24She took

01:22:24the weight

01:22:25just like

01:22:25that.

01:22:27That was

01:22:28her golden

01:22:28ticket.

01:22:29You were

01:22:29once my

01:22:30fiancé

01:22:30and best

01:22:31friend.

01:22:31but after

01:22:32everything

01:22:33you've done,

01:22:33we're officially

01:22:34getting ties

01:22:35with you both.

01:22:36No,

01:22:36please,

01:22:37I swear,

01:22:37I didn't know

01:22:38you were an

01:22:38ex.

01:22:39It doesn't matter

01:22:43who she is.

01:22:44Trixie has a

01:22:44heart of gold.

01:22:45She's an amazing

01:22:46person.

01:22:47And you ruin that

01:22:48the moment that you

01:22:49betrayed her.

01:22:50She's going to be

01:22:51my wife.

01:22:52because she is the

01:22:53most beautiful

01:22:54and amazing

01:22:54woman on this

01:22:55planet.

01:23:01I love you.

01:23:14all her gold.

01:23:16All her clothes.

01:23:18All that could have

01:23:19been mine.

01:23:20This is all your fault.

01:23:21This is all...

01:23:22You seduced me!

01:23:23Stop!

01:23:24Stop me!

01:23:25You were the one that

01:23:26came on to me,

01:23:27you himbo!

01:23:28Please,

01:23:29Trixie,

01:23:30give me another chance!

01:23:32I want to be rich again!

01:23:34I'll be your slave.

01:23:35Kiss the ground you walk on!

01:23:38You've had your chance

01:23:39to apologize,

01:23:40but it's too late now.

01:23:42All I see is your greed

01:23:43and how much you'd hurt

01:23:44others just to benefit

01:23:45yourself.

01:23:46You two should be

01:23:47locked up.

01:23:48And she shall.

01:23:50For creating illegal

01:23:51weapons of mass

01:23:52mass destruction,

01:23:53arrest Marissa

01:23:54and Butch Wickham.

01:23:56It's all your fault,

01:23:57Marissa.

01:23:57I never loved you.

01:23:59It's your fault!

01:24:00I was only with you

01:24:01for your money.

01:24:02I don't care.

01:24:02You were rich.

01:24:04I'll see myself out.

01:24:06Rest assured,

01:24:08goddess.

01:24:08We will not be using

01:24:10these biomedical weapons.

01:24:12My platform is

01:24:13spreading kindness

01:24:14just like you.

01:24:15I knew you'd

01:24:16uphold our shared values.

01:24:18That is why I saved you.

01:24:20With these healing hands,

01:24:22I will work tirelessly

01:24:23to change the world

01:24:24one good deed at a time.

01:24:26Well,

01:24:27let's not let this

01:24:29wedding go to waste.

01:24:31Let's party!

01:24:33Wait,

01:24:34what if we just got married?

01:24:35Right now?

01:24:36Yes.

01:24:37Well.

01:24:38Woo!

01:24:41Do you take each other

01:24:43to be your lawfully

01:24:45wedded partner?

01:24:46I do.

01:24:47I do.

01:24:48You may kiss the bride.

01:24:52I do.

01:24:53I do.

01:24:54I do.

01:24:55I do.

01:24:55You may house

01:24:57To be your booze.

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