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Oops…Honey, I Really Am the Supreme Mage #FullMovie
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00:12You
00:14I'm ordering
00:24Wait, is Diablo seal weakening?
00:30They are back
00:31Protect the community!
00:34Protect everyone! No one falls!
00:48We'll handle this
01:00Seal? What seal?
01:01Go back!
01:03Help!
01:03No!
01:19Master Caroline, what's that?
01:22That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:24The wood barrier won't hold. Get the Trinity Enchantment. Now! Look! They're pulling back!
01:35No. That's Diablo's double.
01:46Lumina! Varada! Let's seal him now!
01:50Three as one! Sacred Steel! Fire the Teemans!
01:59Caroline.
02:02Don't tell me you three can't even handle an Avatar.
02:15Help us!
02:17Avatar!
02:18Die!
02:21Oi!
02:23Can't stop!
02:25You're gonna be killed.
02:29It's immediate.
02:31You're gonna be scared.
02:45It's a yes!
02:46Climate change.
02:48You're gonna be so scared.
02:50I'll be scared.
02:56Go fuck him.
03:07This present's impossible.
03:11Could it be the Oracle Mentor?
03:20The legendary spirit raven?
03:24To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
03:28Such divine power.
03:30This is no ordinary mage.
03:32The kingdom is saved.
03:33Quickly, after them.
03:35No!
03:44Screw off!
03:52Wait.
03:53A black panther?
03:55A divine crow?
03:57Hey, what's this look for?
03:58Did you spot something?
04:04Lord Alistair!
04:06Are you well?
04:07You lowlife!
04:08What curse have you cast?
04:09Shut up!
04:10I am Alistair and Ashworth.
04:12It is my honor to meet you, Master.
04:14Ashford?
04:15Are you Caroline's apprentice?
04:18Yes.
04:18Hence I bear her name.
04:20Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest.
04:23Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
04:26Oh.
04:27Did you teach Caroline a few tricks?
04:30You are...
04:31A mentor.
04:32Have a taste.
04:34This...
04:34This is the fruit of the gods!
04:36It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
04:40Did Caroline send you to find me?
04:42How did she know I was here?
04:44No.
04:44His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons.
04:47I pass this by by chance.
04:50Mentor, please come with me to the Royal City.
04:52A spring banquet invitation?
04:53I'm not interested.
04:55Please.
04:55I beg you.
05:03Aehan!
05:04Aehan!
05:04How dare you disrespect the Duke!
05:06Stop, Knight Elwyn!
05:08Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
05:12My lord.
05:13I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city.
05:17Please don't let trash like Cairn waste your time.
05:19Trash?
05:20Do you know him?
05:24Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
05:30Cairn!
05:30Drop that straw at once!
05:32Drop that straw at once.
05:43My lord Duke, are you well?
05:45This countryside is dusty.
05:47Let's not soil your fine boots.
05:49Please.
05:49Take a seat.
05:50Do as he says and sit.
05:52Yes, right away.
05:57Cairn!
05:58Show some respect.
06:00A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
06:05How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs!
06:09Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
06:12Stop!
06:13I just love eating these.
06:19Sir.
06:20You really care so much about the people.
06:29Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked.
06:32We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
06:34Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse,
06:38we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with us.
06:42No time, I ain't going.
06:44Don't push it.
06:45The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
06:48Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
06:51I have passed the level 7 mage exam.
06:54Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
06:57Only 7?
06:58You still need to try harder.
07:03Elevan, I'm ahead.
07:04Get Stone to the city.
07:06No excuses.
07:17Cairn!
07:18Coming or not?
07:21Not a chance.
07:27He won't listen?
07:28Tie him up to Royal City, now!
07:30Yes, sir!
07:33Sir, we're just doing our duty.
07:34We hope you...
07:41This urgent?
07:43I guess I gotta go myself.
07:50Just doodled this years ago.
07:53And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
07:55Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
07:58Step back!
07:59Commoner!
08:00Lay a hand on the Holy Pillar again and I'll chop off both your hands!
08:08Vedintess Ely!
08:10A Arctic Ice Wolves pulling her carriage?
08:12Truly a level 6 ice make!
08:17Lord Simus commands fire perfectly!
08:20Only Venerable Varada is stronger!
08:23It's been too long.
08:24You're as beautiful as ever, Miss Ely.
08:26What's that revolting stench here?
08:28Guards, throw this fleeth out!
08:30I came at Alistair's invitation.
08:32And to meet my noble ex-wife.
08:35Look.
08:36She's here.
08:37Ex-wife?
08:38Him?
08:39The High Knight of the Empire?
08:41This beggar's completely insane!
08:43Cairn!
08:44How dare you set foot in the sanctuary!
08:46Any mage here could turn you to ash with one breath!
08:49Get back to your shelter!
08:50I'm not leaving.
08:51I have an invitation.
08:53Ha ha ha ha!
08:54You forged this invite!
08:56Rot in the dungeon!
08:59Enough!
09:01You have an invite?
09:02Then follow the rules!
09:04Step through the judgment porch!
09:06Live or die!
09:07You take the risk!
09:09This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
09:11Cairn, you can still back out.
09:13Before it's too late.
09:26Impossible.
09:27He has no magic era.
09:28None at all!
09:28Seize him!
09:29Uncover his dark magic!
09:31Last chance to save you.
09:32Confess.
09:33And I'll let you walk free.
09:34Just a servant's invite!
09:37Farmer!
09:38This is your limit!
09:40Step closer!
09:41Blast for me!
09:44A duke's invite won't do.
09:46How about this?
09:49This strange power!
09:50Who gave you that scroll?
09:55This isn't an invitation!
09:58It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll!
10:00Only three exist in the world!
10:03Who exactly are you?
10:09The Grand Mentor's Scroll!
10:12Where did you get it?
10:13Cairn!
10:14Don't you know hiding the Grand Mentor's Relic is a felony?
10:16Beg the Earl's mercy!
10:18Say you found it!
10:19Found it?
10:19I've got dozens of these at home.
10:22Old man, can I go in now?
10:25Attendance!
10:26Escort this gentleman in at once.
10:28Elevan, come with me.
10:39Elevan, tell me the truth.
10:41Who exactly is Cairn?
10:44He's just a peasant from the countryside.
10:45No magic, no way he has the Grand Master's Scroll.
10:49My lord, shall I throw him out of the temple?
10:51No, Elevan.
10:52Your ex-husband is no ordinary man.
10:55You ought to be grateful not spouting nonsense here, understand?
10:57I'd be grateful to him.
11:00Enough.
11:00Go keep him company.
11:02Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
11:05Introduce you?
11:06He's just a-
11:07Elaine!
11:08Is this how you treat a guest?
11:10Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
11:12No, my lord.
11:18Find out.
11:19Where did this scroll come from?
11:38Did the high night order cut pay?
11:39Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
11:42Lady Ellie, when has a bumplen like his ever seen such delicacies?
11:46Don't throw out the leftovers.
11:48Pack them for Mr. Cairn.
11:49It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
11:53Cairn, stop eating!
11:55Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation!
11:58Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it?
11:59This turkey's good, bit undercooked though.
12:01Wanna bite?
12:01You!
12:08Lady Liliana!
12:09This little mage looks mighty familiar.
12:20Is that Countess Liliana?
12:22I'd die just for one look from her!
12:24Wipe that drool off your face.
12:26She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
12:28You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
12:39So, you like Liliana?
12:51Shut up, you peasant!
12:53That's the Countess!
12:55How dare you speak her name!
12:58Cairn, stop this madness.
13:00She's a level 8 mage, knighted by the king himself.
13:03Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee?
13:05Right, I remember her now.
13:07All these years and only level 8.
13:09Her talent is mediocre at best.
13:12Level 8 is mediocre?
13:14You're a magicless loser.
13:15How dare you?
13:18Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her.
13:21Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy.
13:24Even Kamis feels unworthy.
13:26Who do you think you are?
13:28Listen closely, farmer.
13:31A sage's disciple is royalty.
13:34Even Count Dexter bows to her.
13:37Being in her presence is the greatest honor of your pathetic life.
13:41No.
13:42You've got it all wrong.
13:43I'm the one doing her an honor by showing up.
13:48I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
14:01Could it be Lady Liliana?
14:07Lilz!
14:08Look at me!
14:09Look at me!
14:13Your presence honors this feast, Lady Liliana.
14:16Lord Dexter hosting the Spring Feast eases the king's burden tremendously.
14:20Lila.
14:21Cairn, are you fever-y?
14:23The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last 10 years combined.
14:26He's been stuck in the sticks way too long.
14:28Gone plain crazy.
14:29If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded by now.
14:33Relax.
14:34I'm just gonna go say hi to Lilz.
14:36Wait here.
14:37Alone?
14:37And Lilz?
14:38Are you insane?
14:40Don't you realize every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
14:46Lilz!
14:47Hey!
14:49Over here!
14:52Is that slob insane?
14:53Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
14:56He's swaggering just because his ex-wife's the High Knight.
14:59Total lack of decency.
15:00Night Paramount so promising.
15:02How's she married to someone like him?
15:04With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
15:08Stop!
15:10Stop!
15:11Stop!
15:14Stop!
15:16Stop!
15:16Stop!
15:20Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
15:22Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
15:25What a farce!
15:27The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
15:36Now, throw him out!
15:44My lady, this peasant knows nothing of decorum.
15:48I'll remove him at once.
15:53Mr. Kane, it really is you!
16:02Look at the little crybaby all grown up.
16:05You've even learned how to put on airs.
16:09Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
16:15Just here for the show.
16:17Oh, there's someone you should meet.
16:19My ex-wife, Elwhan.
16:25So it's you.
16:27I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
16:30Liliana, listen!
16:31This is not what you think, I...
16:33Look at you.
16:35Where's that Supreme Knight pride?
16:37Cat got your tongue?
16:38Come, little Lylee.
16:39Let's talk in private.
16:41What the hell is this?
16:43How does he know Lady Liliana?
16:45I want answers too.
16:50Master, I know her.
16:52The High Knight is a legend.
16:56So, what's your take on her?
16:58Impressive.
16:59Level 6 mage-ed, Supreme Knight.
17:02He has a bright future ahead.
17:04I meant, as a woman.
17:06Is she wife material?
17:08Does she have the...
17:09She's striking.
17:10But her arrogance is...
17:12Unbearable.
17:14But I trust your judgment.
17:16Perfect.
17:17Help me win my ex-wife back.
17:22Alright.
17:23That's her.
17:24She won.
17:32How?
17:33Why would she do this?
17:35For a mere farmer.
17:43Mentor, just tell me.
17:44What do you need me to do?
17:46Just sing my praises a little.
17:47Tell her about my good qualities.
17:49I'll take care of the rest.
17:51Eloen, darling!
17:52Little Lylee here, um...
17:53She would love to have a word with you.
17:59I'll let you two ladies chat.
18:01There are some fine wines in the foightware.
18:03I'll get some.
18:16Lord, is there something you needed?
18:18Elevin, please.
18:20It's just us here.
18:21I just wanted to say,
18:23Mr. Stone is a great deal more than what you see on the surface.
18:26My lady, he's pulled the wool over your eyes.
18:29I once held out hope for him myself, even married him.
18:32But he'd sooner tend his pigs in Potato Patch than use his true talent.
18:36Perhaps what he's been guarding isn't potatoes.
18:39But all of us, the entire kingdom.
18:42Entire kingdom?
18:43You cannot be serious.
18:44He's just a deadbeat.
18:45I take my eyes off him for one second.
18:48He finds a new way to embarrass me.
18:50No, Eloen, listen to me.
18:51You'll find that Mr. Stone is truly a remarkable...
18:55Caring!
19:02The inscriptions are wrong.
19:04No wonder something's felt off here.
19:11Cairn!
19:12Get back!
19:14Have you lost your mind?
19:18Elevin, put a leash on your stupid mongrel!
19:21How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy!
19:24He broke the sacred inscription!
19:26It's over!
19:27The gods are going to punish us!
19:28Broke what?
19:29I just fixed it for you.
19:30Don't mention it.
19:33We're doomed.
19:35This time he's not just being stupid.
19:37He might get us all killed.
19:38Mr. Stone was right after all.
19:40This inscription array should have been repaired long ago.
19:44It was Lord Silamus who stepped just in time and kept the formation intact.
19:49Lady Liliana, you have my word.
19:51I'll take good care of Mr. Stone.
19:54Kid, I like you.
19:57Mr. Stone, if I may.
19:58Anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that.
20:01Just who are you, really?
20:02Oh, you could say I'm her mentor.
20:05Mentor?
20:06I get now!
20:07Oh, you get it, do you?
20:09Keep it down just between us.
20:10Keep what down?
20:11Lady Liliana's an orphan.
20:12She grew up in a small village.
20:13You're the one who taught her to read and feed her, aren't you?
20:17Well, if you want to look at it that way, I suppose you're not wrong.
20:20You're nothing but a washed-up teacher who got incredibly lucky.
20:24Now get out of my sight.
20:26What a complete waste of my time.
20:30The bumpkin!
20:32That's the one, the bumpkin.
20:33Throw him out!
20:35Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
20:37Go, get the hell out of here!
20:38Or we'll do it for you!
20:40Going where, exactly?
20:45Going where, exactly?
20:47Out of the Sanctum, where else?
20:49Out of respect for Commander Elevin, I'm giving you the chance to walk out on your own.
20:54Trust me, you don't want to be carried.
21:00Carried out, I was invited here.
21:06You mean this scroll you stole?
21:09Stole?
21:09I wrote over a hundred of these things myself back in the day.
21:12Still lying?
21:13Fine.
21:14I'll let the Mentor Scroll be your judge, you filthy shit!
21:36Mementor?
21:38Mentor?
21:38Mentor?
21:55Mentor? Is that really you?
22:26That resonance! I knew it! That's Mentor!
22:44That's the Oracle Mentor's power! He's summoning us! Get my horse! Now! I'm going to the Sanctum! Move!
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