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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house where I'm not
00:00:26Mia?
00:00:29Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac
00:00:43You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:49C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still run this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:01:02From the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:18Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince
00:01:23And I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah, details
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:33Look who's talking
00:01:34Thank you
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years
00:01:53But this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:09Oh
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:25You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:33How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:35Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:51Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:57No more frame lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:16A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:28Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:35Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:32And a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit!
00:04:40Down!
00:04:41And finish your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches
00:05:13You little lab rat
00:05:15What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid
00:05:21I know, Mia
00:05:23But this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment
00:05:26On you!
00:05:36Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:56Look-
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:05:58Yeah
00:06:01So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:11Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:16Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:18Or what?
00:06:19Little miss st-st-stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:35You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me
00:06:39I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher, least favorite teacher, Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry
00:07:16God!
00:07:17Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:24Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:38Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:48What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:51Stop stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:42Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school
00:08:46I am not losing them again
00:08:49I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:08Great! More maggots have arrived
00:09:11Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:17The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:20Plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03ConCon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this, together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents won us together
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it
00:10:41Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of Relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:53No, you're right
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it! If I'm wrong
00:11:02I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:11See you later, Misty
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nina
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:44It's like indestructible
00:11:45Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:54You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow!
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:04Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10Hello who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:39And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is...
00:12:50Is...
00:12:51Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry!
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She's...
00:13:01God
00:13:01Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:06And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:57Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:11Come on, don't you worry
00:14:13Dylan, if I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh, man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:42What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual...
00:14:53What?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, Mia Paz! Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh
00:15:36Show us fast, freak
00:15:38Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:43You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:45Or anybody
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:52Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:01Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:18You follow my lead
00:16:26So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:50The whole town wants us together
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Get on her!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way
00:17:12Okay come the пetto
00:17:13Go go go go go!
00:17:14You're talking to me, I can't
00:17:15Goodbye, bye bye bye
00:17:17Mia...
00:17:18We really need to to talk
00:17:21..about that kiss
00:17:25Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No
00:17:33but i will one day my magic eight ball said so so you can predict the future actually i'm from
00:17:42the future right it's my secret superpower so well i hope that there's another run for us in
00:17:48our future somewhere where there's less interruptions connor i don't really kiss
00:17:58people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you want to date me so actually about that well let's
00:18:04just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might
00:18:11be my forever crush but he's also a forever playboy at least that's what the rumors say
00:18:19fine yeah look for your information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be a
00:18:25tomorrow's bake-off so we could team up
00:18:32wait do you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:37you can run this school if you want to team me up
00:18:40you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:51wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad you will wish
00:19:00you were dead still want to do this
00:19:04why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:11ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:22what are you talking about you don't look the part yet let us help you out
00:19:38later loser
00:19:41let me guess just a bitch strikes again
00:19:45i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:48thanks for the thought kate i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52i'm never gonna have to give you an edge
00:19:54something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:57meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00why
00:20:01because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:08how are you
00:20:11where's your baking buddy god mom
00:20:13did she chicken out last night
00:20:21may i present to you your future girlfriend
00:20:24i mean this year's bake-off hbic
00:20:28mia watkins
00:20:32yeah you look
00:20:33like a fucking try hard
00:20:35overdressed much
00:20:36come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying
00:20:40you look gorgeous
00:20:41high school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44flirt like a hot girl
00:20:45look who's talking
00:20:47chef
00:20:47ready to win
00:20:50stop putting on a show
00:20:51this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:53who the hell do you think you are mia
00:20:56call me queen
00:21:01cause i'm coming for your throne
00:21:04boo
00:21:11shut up or die
00:21:16all right
00:21:17contestants we're about to begin
00:21:19to your tables please
00:21:20uh do you have any idea what we're doing here
00:21:22oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy toppings
00:21:26it's really easy
00:21:28what
00:21:29it's science meets sweets
00:21:31come on
00:21:33all right contestants
00:21:34the bake-off begins
00:21:36now
00:21:38okay
00:21:38okay
00:21:38let's make this a little bit
00:21:42like this
00:21:43like that
00:21:50and then
00:21:52this
00:21:53on your nose
00:21:55no that's too much
00:21:56that's too much
00:22:03no more
00:22:05no
00:22:10cool trick
00:22:11bill nye the science nerd
00:22:13hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21oops
00:22:24oops
00:22:25foot slipped
00:22:26sorry not sorry
00:22:28oops
00:22:30sorry
00:22:31my hand slipped
00:22:33oh
00:22:36oh she's awful
00:22:39oh
00:22:39if you do that again miss watkins
00:22:41you will be disqualified
00:22:43she just kicked our table
00:22:44i did not see jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47get back to work
00:22:49it's fine it's fine
00:22:50so what do we do now
00:22:51a good scientist
00:22:53always has a plan
00:22:57and
00:22:59time
00:23:02the winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:07jessica
00:23:08you're up
00:23:09it is a model
00:23:11of my mansion
00:23:13and anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of you
00:23:17it's so crazy
00:23:20this is our dessert
00:23:21it may look simple
00:23:24but
00:23:25it's got a little magic to it
00:23:48and all the votes are in
00:23:51the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:01the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:11Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia
00:24:14the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:24:21that's amazing
00:24:24we did it
00:24:26i can't believe it
00:24:27oh that's my queen
00:24:28that's my best friend
00:24:30we love her
00:24:31best day of my life
00:24:34i knew you could do that
00:24:38no
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:45not anymore
00:24:49i'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53i'm sorry
00:24:54high school bucket list item number nine
00:24:57start a riot
00:24:59make it epic
00:25:02food fight
00:25:06food fight
00:25:08food fight
00:25:08popular kids versus
00:25:10food fight
00:25:11no stop it
00:25:12stop it
00:25:12stop it
00:25:14stop it
00:25:16stop it
00:25:22stop it
00:25:26team jessica
00:25:27team Mia
00:25:28get over here right now
00:25:32principal davis
00:25:33before you say anything
00:25:35Mia started it
00:25:37thank you for your honesty
00:25:39jessica
00:25:40you and your friends can go
00:25:42what
00:25:44no she's lying
00:25:45i would drop that attitude
00:25:47miss watkins
00:25:48you know what
00:25:49no
00:25:51i like having an attitude
00:25:52i lived for years without one
00:25:55and now
00:25:56it's here to stay
00:25:57one more
00:25:58bad word
00:25:59one more
00:26:00thing that you do wrong
00:26:02and you are suspended
00:26:03fine
00:26:05i'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07when you stop
00:26:07letting jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:11oh
00:26:12sorry
00:26:12no one knows about that yet
00:26:14both of you pack your bags
00:26:19wait are we suspended
00:26:20i can't get suspended
00:26:21my dad's gonna fly back
00:26:23from his business trip
00:26:23and get me killed
00:26:24no no no
00:26:24i'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27you're both free to go
00:26:29wait for real
00:26:29of course
00:26:30you're both free to go
00:26:32and if you ever need anything
00:26:34feel free to come by my office
00:26:35the door's always open
00:26:36how much money did her dad give you
00:26:39uh
00:26:39one hundred and forty seven thousand
00:26:41three hundred and forty seven dollars
00:26:43and
00:26:43you be quiet
00:26:44you demon child
00:26:47i'll take it though
00:26:48why don't you um
00:26:49help me clean up here
00:26:50my star students
00:26:52thank you
00:26:54what the fuck was that
00:26:55what the fuck was that
00:26:59did you see the look on his face
00:27:00yeah he was freaking out
00:27:03how did you know all that stuff though
00:27:05well i told you i can see the future
00:27:06so
00:27:08right
00:27:08it's not a big deal
00:27:09yeah
00:27:11so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight
00:27:17well i have to study for the science test
00:27:18oh yeah
00:27:20what's it on again
00:27:21anatomy
00:27:22it's the study of the human body
00:27:25yeah
00:27:27yeah
00:27:27yeah
00:27:28you want to do it at my place
00:27:29my parents aren't home
00:27:31your place
00:27:32like a
00:27:35like us
00:27:36together
00:27:37you're alone
00:27:38yeah
00:27:40let's go professor
00:27:42promise to be a good boy
00:27:43okay
00:27:46okay
00:27:47okay
00:27:48okay
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:58Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03You're not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:12I'm gonna show you and then I'm gonna quiz you.
00:29:14Oh!
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25Alright.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:32I said.
00:29:35Racki.
00:29:39Uh...
00:29:40Uh...
00:29:40Uh...
00:29:40Uh...
00:29:41Uh...
00:29:43Uh...
00:29:44Uh...
00:29:47Gloria Amen.
00:29:49Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:08But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner fixin.
00:30:37No?
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebizias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:43Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:36Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You...
00:31:41Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12You're crazy.
00:32:12But daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:14I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:23Oh shit.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:28Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:31No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh no no no no no no!
00:32:35Oh my God!
00:32:35Okay!
00:32:37Yeah, just a second!
00:32:55Oh, hey Dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:03So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:14She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:31What do you mean?
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:36You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:48Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:55I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:33Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:42Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:56Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:03Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:32Thanks.
00:35:32That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:08Take off.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:13Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:15I'll show him another time.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:06Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:10Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey.
00:37:22Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:24Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:51Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:17Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:36Doing what?
00:38:37Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:09Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14What?
00:39:14We'll come!
00:39:15If you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:20Oh!
00:39:23Oh shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:42Oh!
00:39:44Oh!
00:39:45Oh!
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The other party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:02walking away together.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:09No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:17Hila.
00:40:22You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's a baby.
00:40:32Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She more or less.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean, if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:19Get it?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22It's going way of the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:46no idea.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:04what are you like a psychic or something no i'm future girl remember right um also you've got to
00:42:12enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough dude well if i die by then
00:42:19just blink twice so i can skip finals okay future girl if you really know everything that's gonna
00:42:36happen who shows up first i actually have no idea hey con con and sasquatch i'm here so your party's
00:42:52not the total bust and i brought party favors everyone's already done we'll stop you in on the way over
00:43:25i tried to stop her but she's like a crazier regina george with worse highlights
00:43:31oh on page four there's a great polaroid that i took of me a wedding herself and
00:43:36it's great yeah page four she fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:43:46i like your big tails and everybody had breezes mia this shit doesn't matter
00:44:01is this supposed to hurt me um yeah that's kind of the whole point do you really want your prom
00:44:09queen
00:44:09to be a girl who makes out with her in sync posters see page seven as long as it's not
00:44:15you i'm good
00:44:16are you blind she's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it you know
00:44:23a year ago this book would have destroyed me but now i know everything in here made me
00:44:30who i am today
00:44:34so go ahead read away i have nothing to hide unlike you if you keep messing with me i'll just
00:44:41expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible things you've done you have nothing on me poser what about what you did with
00:44:48the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip what i nobody knows about that you just wait till
00:44:56facebook face what okay english much you know this little tough girl act is cute and all but the
00:45:04only one getting exposed today is you
00:45:15what are you hiding back there mia your couch potato yeah show us your stressed out grainy grainy
00:45:23that is way too far jessica my mom gave her that dress and it looks tragic on her honestly i
00:45:30was helping
00:45:30hey you're beautiful mia and you know it it's okay i'm not embarrassed
00:45:41jessica you think being prom queen is all about looks okay
00:45:47high school bucket list item number 12
00:45:50flam it while you got it
00:46:11holy shit mia
00:46:17doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back wow look at you pretending to be hot and popular
00:46:24fyi you will never be like us you will never live like us no i want to live better
00:46:31how about a game of truth or dare i dare you all to strip something off
00:46:41high school bucket list item number 13
00:46:44find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:48who cares if they stripped anyone can do that i can do it and i bet i can do it
00:46:54even better
00:47:05find someone who's just as crazy as you can do it and i can do it and i can do
00:47:06it
00:47:06fine i thought those mouth wiggies had a dumbass party
00:47:09bye jess
00:47:14even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:42oh my wrist
00:47:45i think i sprained it
00:47:47hey hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice
00:47:56now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:00you can't quit on me right now yeah not before i not before i tell you that
00:48:09yeah i've always
00:48:20jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:48:23okay i was trying to recycle how would i know her giant head would get in the way
00:48:31i didn't see that coming
00:48:36hey hey hey hey okay
00:48:39hey party's over everyone out
00:48:41you heard him go get out
00:48:44remember vote me up vote me up vote me up
00:48:46i got you
00:48:58thank you for saving my life
00:49:02i'm just glad you're okay
00:49:04for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:24and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30I would never date Jessica Connor seriously
00:49:34stop don't make promises you can't keep you know the girl I actually do like she
00:49:44I know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for her it's really cool
00:49:50get some rest I'll be in the guest room Connor can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy I'm doing this all for you
00:50:48I'm doing this all for you
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice you scared me god no I don't I like to
00:51:00sing when I'm busy or bored so it's never around anyone which is good I'm not just
00:51:06anyone what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for
00:51:19the graduating class you want me rap Mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you not yet anyway
00:51:40so eight ball girl what's future me like don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:47no you're not don't even look I know you're not you're you're actually super successful
00:51:58really smart kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect
00:52:11no wonder I was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with no one I meant that I was in love with
00:52:30being from the future because now I know all of these it's awesome yeah so so who do I get
00:52:40married to
00:52:42Jessica Alba so you gotta get over that Britney crush because things get complicated
00:52:51okay you know I can actually uh read the future also really you know what I see in our future
00:53:02I don't know what I see in the future
00:53:03will you come to my basketball finals
00:53:06I'd love to
00:53:09question are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:24Connor your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad actually come on
00:53:28you don't want to be late
00:53:30okay
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these man this will win you crazy votes
00:53:51sure but
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice because in a few months we will all glow our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what will happen then
00:54:03right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now
00:54:36me
00:54:37me
00:54:37no I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve
00:54:43but I'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course I do
00:54:57well
00:54:58the hot ones
00:54:59the rest are freaks not people
00:55:02but hey money talks right
00:55:03even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:18look trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:23thank you
00:55:25I got them gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:36um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't because you're a nobody mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax jack bauer
00:55:50brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and I love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:56:16omg you're twin
00:56:27marge simpson hair pancake face kool-aid body I mean it's perfect
00:56:32oh and con con here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40I don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:51no matter what i do jess always gets her way prom queen connor
00:56:56what am i even doing here
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing maybe you should ask principal davis though he might be down
00:57:08hey amia wait hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:12they're special not because they're expensive or fancy but because they're from you
00:57:17no no i know they're stupid
00:57:20and she she won this one so let's just go
00:57:23just trust me
00:57:25they're gonna love them hey you guys nina has gifts for all of you
00:57:30and you're gonna love them
00:57:48and you're gonna love them
00:58:02coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:21I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:29You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:16And you deserve it.
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash, you're too high.
00:59:41All right, stop.
00:59:42Okay, all right, fine.
00:59:45You're safe, you're not safe.
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:06Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:41Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:45Promise me that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:49That's all I want.
01:01:02For you, I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:06Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:11We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:30But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:34Yeah!
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:48America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:13Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:20Yes!
01:03:21Hey, yes, you can.
01:03:22Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:32Yes.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:36I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce friends.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say, can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:21The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:36O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:54And the home of the brave
01:06:20And the home of the brave
01:06:40If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad
01:07:01What is he doing here?
01:07:02He never comes to my games
01:07:03What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey
01:07:06Connor, you're gonna be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:11Yeah
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:20Listen
01:07:21In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:26But
01:07:27Trust me
01:07:31I trust you
01:07:35And here we go everyone
01:07:36The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:41Here we go
01:07:42Ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down
01:08:14Two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver
01:08:16Has the ball
01:08:22He's gonna miss it all
01:08:23On the three-pointer
01:08:32He's gonna risk it all
01:08:33On the three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249-48
01:08:43And they win the game
01:08:46Woo
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57First
01:08:58An A
01:08:59And now
01:08:59This
01:09:02Expect me
01:09:03At all
01:09:04Your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:05Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry
01:09:10For missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:22Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:26Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36Pipply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon
01:09:38And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:42With the dance
01:09:43For good
01:09:44I'm going because of you
01:09:46No, no
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment
01:09:53And kisses
01:09:56I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait
01:10:09Wait
01:10:10Wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush
01:10:14The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia
01:10:18It always has been
01:10:24Holy circuits
01:10:25I guess
01:10:26Lot of sure
01:10:27Will you agree with that?
01:10:29Yes
01:10:38It's a joke
01:10:44Have you/.
01:10:44Please
01:10:44I will
01:10:45Як
01:10:48San
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes, you're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test, and you passed with flying colors.
01:11:43Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about Brown tonight?
01:11:52Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:57I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:03That's stupid.
01:12:05It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26It's so hot.
01:12:33Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins, will you officially be my prom date and my girlfriend?
01:13:00Yes, I will go with you, and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on, let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16No, no.
01:13:16Come on.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:31I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry to say again.
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:06I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:27No, you're not.
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy, and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:14:45How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:51Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:14:59Yeah, but this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:04So will you help me?
01:15:06It's not just...
01:15:07No.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hellmouth, that is just...
01:15:16It's my turn.
01:15:20It's my turn.
01:15:21Oh.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll love you.
01:15:51Oh, God.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:12Absolutely.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:45Come on, come, come.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:03But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, just.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:40I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:54It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Mia Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:13I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53It looks like we have a winner.
01:21:01And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21It's okay.
01:21:22This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:51Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:11Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia Watkins.
01:22:14They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No.
01:22:20These are fake.
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:24Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually.
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay.
01:22:35Mia.
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:40Fairly.
01:22:42But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Did they actually voted for me?
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:03Or you.
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:26What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:53No!
01:23:54No, no, it was Mia!
01:23:56She, she knows things.
01:23:58She's like a, a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:07No!
01:24:08Ah!
01:24:08Ah!
01:24:09Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:12Ah!
01:24:14Ah!
01:24:17Ah!
01:24:22Ah!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're a cheater!
01:24:27No!
01:24:28Curse on you, Queen've Hurts!
01:24:30Ah!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:33Mmm.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:38I want you to, no matter when or where you are, you can find me, a little time traveling
01:24:48nerd
01:25:05Mia, hey, Mia
01:25:09You okay?
01:25:11Connor, what happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell, you alright?
01:25:25Yes
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now
01:25:40Remember, she got arrested at prom
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:49Everything that happened senior year came too
01:25:56But that's all in the past
01:25:59I want to focus on the future
01:26:02You know Watkins
01:26:04Since the first time I met you in freshman year
01:26:07I loved you
01:26:10You were the cutest glasses wearing nerd I ever met
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:27To taking on the whole world, I
01:26:30I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:33To be my partner
01:26:37Give me a lot, kids
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance
01:26:49Yes
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening
01:26:59You're a time traveler Mia
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No
01:27:08Not in a million years
01:27:10But hey, I guess
01:27:13Some things you never see coming
01:27:15I always knew
01:27:18I always knew
01:27:45Give me shivers like you
01:27:48Oh, no one does
01:27:53You
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