Ela não é sem-abrigo, ela é a Deusa Curer!
▶ She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!
Ela não é sem-abrigo, ela é a Deusa Curer!. episódios completos em português. #FilmeCompleto #DramaPortuguês #SérieCompleta
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▶ She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!
Ela não é sem-abrigo, ela é a Deusa Curer!. episódios completos em português. #FilmeCompleto #DramaPortuguês #SérieCompleta
#FilmeCompleto #DramaPortugues #SerieCompleta #ShortDrama #ReelShort
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:44Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:56What?
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:05Thank you.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:01Let's go!
00:02:15Please. My brother has been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:22If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24The Elisander Armstrong, his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30He's so hot
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:36Money, fame, power, it's all yours
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:23I don't have time for jokes
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss
00:03:36Don't let it starve like you
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:42Grant me a wish?
00:03:43That you can barely feed yourself
00:03:45The downfall of humanity
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:50What the...
00:03:50Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:00Okay, uh...
00:04:01I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:06I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:17Hold still
00:04:25My migraine's gone
00:04:26Okay, then let's go
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:30Come on, come on
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:51I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:57Don't worry, General
00:04:58I'm the Angel Herbalist
00:05:00And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has
00:05:06With just one needle
00:05:23I have no clue what this is
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander
00:05:50He's not budging
00:05:51There's no movement
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:05:55But I don't know what this is
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:02They've tried all these methods
00:06:03And they've all failed
00:06:05If we can't save him
00:06:08There's only one person who can
00:06:10Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing
00:06:17Wait a second
00:06:19You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:21That's correct
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond
00:06:25And her left leaves the bereft
00:06:27That's her motto
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:32We are nothing compared to her
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:38No one has ever seen her before
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:44I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:46I will find her
00:06:47James, come
00:06:49Put out a bounty
00:06:50To the entire world
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:54Will get the five million dollars
00:06:57There's no need
00:07:12I'll save your son
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Brother, don't be ridiculous
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:32Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:36I bet it has fleas
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:49Don't touch him
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57So step aside
00:07:59I'll take it from here
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:08And a former general
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious
00:08:29Ew, disgusting
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:33Security, get this STD-infested peasant out of here now, let's go
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:16I'll leave
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me
00:09:24I can't lose him
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:30Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:32My brother's a war hero
00:09:34Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies
00:09:38He'd make a great husband
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:53I mean, look at her
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:56You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:04Continue wasting your time
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient
00:10:18Oh, okay
00:10:21What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy
00:10:53And the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:57Yeah, right
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01Oh, okay
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what
00:11:15This?
00:11:22It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:25What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:31The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from
00:11:37If you're going to be this delusional
00:11:38I agree
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:42What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:46We are all certified
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:52She's right about everything
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses
00:11:59One of them is bound to be right
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:05Oh
00:12:06And of course, none of you have heard of it
00:12:08Because I just discovered it
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:19But lucky for you all
00:12:20You've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:30Precisely
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us
00:12:36Who actually studied real medicine
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show
00:12:49Coming up with fake diseases
00:12:50Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:12And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16Then let's have a bet
00:13:18If you can't heal him
00:13:21Break your hands
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake
00:13:44Don't worry
00:13:45I got this
00:13:49It's a deal
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not
00:14:13If you save my son
00:14:14I'll give you everything
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:54You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:04And you're standing in my way
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way
00:15:13Or I promise you
00:15:14You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:17Oh yeah?
00:15:18Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50She's been poisoned
00:15:53It was her
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:59But in the wrong hands
00:16:01It becomes nothing but poison
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:13If I want to save someone
00:16:14Even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:36I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:39Angel herbalist
00:16:40This is what I call
00:16:43Malpractice
00:16:45This isn't fatal
00:16:46She'll live
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on
00:16:58To give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way
00:17:02Every second counts
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong
00:17:12Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:15Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on
00:17:21You two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:27Then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:30All right
00:17:31But I warn you
00:17:33No funny business
00:18:02Yes
00:18:10Tchau, tchau.
00:18:37Tchau, tchau.
00:19:06Tchau, tchau.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:46Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:20:04You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:12This is the dark witch.
00:20:14I've heard of her.
00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:21I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:31You're regained consciousness.
00:20:42Help me.
00:20:44I just want to...
00:20:49Something's wrong.
00:20:53You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:10Sir?
00:21:11The SWAT team is here.
00:21:13Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:21I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:32Right.
00:21:34Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:39Human.
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we niggity?
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:49I'm saving you.
00:21:51Saving me?
00:21:52By bathing with me?
00:21:54Who are you?
00:21:55You're a fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk.
00:21:57I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:07I will never.
00:22:22Look who's guilty now.
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:42...is physically...
00:22:43...and I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:55We're almost there.
00:22:57Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:22Those damascals.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the dark witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:11No, no.
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:17How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:22You're wrong, sir.
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:50He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:57The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:19The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:46Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:56No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:06And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:36You don't think that they're...
00:26:38You!
00:26:39You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:26:46Oh my god.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:48She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:54Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:26:58This is taking way too long!
00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap.
00:27:13Oh my god.
00:27:13Get back, sucker.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:17Aim!
00:27:18Oh shit.
00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:39Shoot her dead now!
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down!
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:47She's a fraud.
00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:56You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:03You can see for yourself.
00:28:05Well now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:08That is it!
00:28:09No more stalling, General!
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:22He's a cure!
00:28:29His pulse is regular.
00:28:31In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:52And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:56I saved my son.
00:28:58Thank you.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:07I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:13Wait, wait!
00:29:14No, no!
00:29:14There is only one person in the world
00:29:17who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:19than the queen, Angel, and I, and it's the...
00:29:23The goddess healer!
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing
00:29:33is well over 100 years old,
00:29:35and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness
00:29:45by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:47Take care.
00:29:48No, wait!
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:54We are men of our words,
00:29:55and as I promised you,
00:29:56my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:09I...
00:30:10I'm already engaged.
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment
00:30:19for the last three years,
00:30:20and he's coming back today.
00:30:22But don't be disappointed.
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water
00:30:30can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:34Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:36Take the gold.
00:30:37No, really.
00:30:39I don't need anything.
00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:49He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:54I must go.
00:31:01Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:14marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:21I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:27Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:31but this is godly.
00:31:34No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:37Lysander's job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:42than let that panty-like, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses.
00:31:52No.
00:31:53We're not brides.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:11why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:13and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my life.
00:32:26She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:30I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:44filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:50She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:05in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over the house now.
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:42And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years.
00:33:48And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me
00:33:59if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:06of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh, yeah?
00:34:14Well, Marissa
00:34:16is so much better than you.
00:34:18She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:21And now, she's the CEO
00:34:23of an entire corporation.
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa,
00:34:58you and your dimwit brother
00:35:00only have everything you have
00:35:02all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you
00:35:19and your entire family
00:35:20for three years while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:30Poor Edna.
00:35:31She still doesn't know
00:35:31what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:36Show her, Bob.
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:44your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:51I can't be caught
00:35:52with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street cred
00:35:56I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:01And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:12I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:36:15so that I can help them.
00:36:17Of course, those without substance underneath
00:36:20would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade.
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers
00:36:34and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good by me
00:36:53of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me
00:36:55with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:01at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity to you.
00:37:05Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow,
00:37:10you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:20Trixie,
00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you
00:37:25if you show even so much as a hair
00:37:27at their wedding.
00:37:28Grandma,
00:37:30I have to confess something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed
00:37:33a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you
00:37:39the richest person
00:37:40on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands
00:37:43I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:45the god of healing.
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders
00:37:49with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able
00:37:51to give Marissa
00:37:52the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer.
00:37:56It makes me angrier
00:37:57hearing her name
00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:00But please, Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it was to broken your heart,
00:38:05but embellishing your worth
00:38:07and who you are,
00:38:08it will only delay
00:38:10the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me
00:38:13just yet.
00:38:14After we lost mom and dad
00:38:15because we didn't have the money
00:38:16for their medical bills,
00:38:19I vowed that I would do
00:38:20everything I can
00:38:21to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking
00:38:24everything back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:27You've always had
00:38:28an angel's heart.
00:38:30I'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right,
00:38:33who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:44You said Trixie's
00:38:46crashing your wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:50She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:52now that she knows
00:38:52you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54When nobody steps on Snake,
00:38:56Snake bites back hard.
00:38:59So let her come
00:39:00and embarrass herself.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02You mean,
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:06that video of me?
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:11Her cavewoman
00:39:11staked the 19th century tin can.
00:39:14She'll prop me up higher
00:39:15on my pedestal
00:39:16and the whole world
00:39:16sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party
00:39:21into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:38Sir,
00:39:39the homeless woman
00:39:40who saved you,
00:39:40Miss Trixie,
00:39:41this is the file
00:39:42of her ex,
00:39:42Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment
00:39:44in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been providing
00:39:49for him and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been deployed
00:39:51overseas, sir.
00:39:52So she waited for him
00:39:53for years
00:39:54and then he betrayed her?
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to Intel,
00:39:57she's planning to bring it down
00:39:58on them at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men,
00:40:02I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that
00:40:04virtuous woman
00:40:05and her incredible power
00:40:06that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:09Will you join me
00:40:09in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives
00:40:12to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Well, let's roll.
00:40:28Woo!
00:40:30Welcome, everyone,
00:40:32to my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very special day
00:40:34for me and Butch.
00:40:35Not only are we getting married,
00:40:36but in just one hour,
00:40:37my company will be receiving
00:40:38the presidential contract
00:40:40allowing my biomedical company
00:40:41to go public.
00:40:46Congratulations
00:40:47on the contract
00:40:48once again,
00:40:49Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham.
00:40:50Stowe,
00:40:51Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please,
00:40:53don't be so uptight,
00:40:54Secretary Cho.
00:40:56You are the secretary
00:40:57of the entire
00:40:57U.S. Health Department,
00:40:59but this is a partay
00:41:00after all.
00:41:01I see some
00:41:02of the most important
00:41:03people in the nation
00:41:04have also arrived
00:41:05to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president
00:41:09will also be arriving soon
00:41:11to give you
00:41:11the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14And that's why Sasa
00:41:15is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever dream of.
00:41:19We will make sure
00:41:20the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:24Woo!
00:41:25Woo!
00:41:25Woo!
00:41:26Woo!
00:41:26Woo!
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start
00:41:29until I say it does.
00:41:51Você realmente é um match made in hell
00:41:54Então eu venho para salvar seus guests
00:41:56De essa tremenda tremenda
00:41:58Eu não reconheço ele de nenhum dos nossos circunstânios
00:42:00Quem é ela?
00:42:01Um, esse é o nosso, uh, entertainment
00:42:03For tonight, sir
00:42:05Just watch
00:42:08Trixie, o que você está fazendo aqui?
00:42:10Isso não é o Homeless Shelter, você perdeu
00:42:12Eu bet que ela está aqui para bum a meal
00:42:13Off us, you know, being this poor
00:42:17Me, bum a meal
00:42:19Have you forgotten that it was I
00:42:21Who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO
00:42:30Even the first woman president
00:42:32Will be here any second now
00:42:33To congratulate me
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:36This is Sasa
00:42:38She's like so obsessed with me
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties with his ex
00:42:45But she's so shameless
00:42:46And desperate
00:42:48That she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:50To suck up to me
00:42:51This is what poor, sad girls do
00:42:53They beg for scraps
00:42:55From us
00:42:57The rich and glorious
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:02But don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one
00:43:05Who's giving you the contract
00:43:12You giving me the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills
00:43:16No education
00:43:17No connection
00:43:18So how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:20To get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:22To give me a billion dollar contract?
00:43:25We both share humble beginnings, Marissa
00:43:27And I saw potential in you
00:43:29Even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:31But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:35Don't be all sore now
00:43:36Just because I stole your man
00:43:38This is what us rich girls do
00:43:40They steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:43Damn right
00:43:45You were too embarrassing for me
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day
00:43:49I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich
00:43:53Bravo
00:43:54Self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:55Quick, somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:57Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59She'll make her sup
00:44:01Don't listen to her, everyone
00:44:02She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech
00:44:05I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:07And you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:08In front of everyone for me, butch
00:44:11You may look and sound like a man
00:44:13But you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:16Okay, enough
00:44:16You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral posturing
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:23Morals are just lies to make you and girls
00:44:25Feel better about yourselves
00:44:26That's why no man will choose you
00:44:28Over Marissa Trixie
00:44:30Because I've got the material goods
00:44:32And you're just all empty talk
00:44:33I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:36Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:40See this?
00:44:52Oh my god
00:44:54Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58No
00:44:59The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:01No, absolutely not
00:45:02I don't believe it
00:45:04You all sound so scared already
00:45:06Don't worry
00:45:07This isn't that contract
00:45:10It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:11You try to swindle from me
00:45:15See everyone
00:45:17She's just trying to bluff us
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20Look at her following orders
00:45:21I ask her to sign over the lease
00:45:23And here she is
00:45:24Like a good little, uh
00:45:26Peasant slave
00:45:27That house is worth all her life savings
00:45:33Do you want to, uh, I don't know
00:45:35Beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:47You misunderstand me
00:45:48I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you
00:45:51And I'm giving it to charity
00:45:59Bro
00:46:01She's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:05She can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing baddie
00:46:07You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:12Uh, I-I know what this is
00:46:15You've gotten delusional
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:17So you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:19And some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:23Well, that's not happening
00:46:24Security!
00:46:25Lock the doors
00:46:26This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:32This is where your dreams will die, bitch
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander
00:46:39She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:41At the Wickham wedding right now
00:46:42Butch Tanner
00:46:43Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him
00:46:46Let's go
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56Including your head of command, Butch
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:07You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:47:11So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is gonna believe you
00:47:19If you really cured the incurable general
00:47:21Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:47:24And she's nice
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie
00:47:28Show them, Butch
00:47:35See for yourselves everyone
00:47:37Trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now
00:47:46I'm a major in the marines
00:47:48Sasa
00:47:49She has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:47:54Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch
00:47:59How despicable
00:48:00She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:04Get out of here, no one wants to marry you
00:48:06No free meals for the poor
00:48:08Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society
00:48:13So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:15Or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:21Maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:26I already have everything one can dream of
00:48:28But I valued our friendship, Marissa
00:48:30Which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:33To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:36But no
00:48:37You stooped so low
00:48:39It disgusts me
00:48:41Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:45And who knows
00:48:46If you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:51Well then
00:48:52Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie
00:48:54My brother will never take you back
00:48:57No man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:00But make me happy
00:49:02And I might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:16How dare you hit my brother
00:49:18I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:23Don't worry, my dear
00:49:24After I'm done with you, Trixie
00:49:26Not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:30Oh, is that so
00:49:33Security
00:49:35Get down on your knees
00:49:36And give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:39In front of everybody here
00:49:40Or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:43The men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:45I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:47Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:49:50Could crush you
00:49:51Before you even touch me
00:49:53Dream on
00:49:55You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:57But you weren't good enough for me
00:49:59You're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:01Enough
00:50:02You're souring my party
00:50:04So you either get the fuck out
00:50:06Or I'm gonna shoot you
00:50:09On the count of three
00:50:10I think I quite like it here
00:50:12Two
00:50:16Mmm
00:50:24This wine is so delicious
00:50:26One
00:50:27Shoot
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:39It's
00:50:40It's
00:50:51Who the hell is this?
00:50:53Who the hell is this?
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:59No
00:50:59I'm fine
00:51:01But um
00:51:02When did I become your future wife?
00:51:06You saved me
00:51:07Trixie
00:51:08Remember
00:51:08I'm a man of my word
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12Really
00:51:13It was nothing
00:51:15I saved you because you're a good man
00:51:17Not because I want you to owe me any favors
00:51:25I see what this is
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie
00:51:29Look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her
00:51:32She waited for you for three years
00:51:33This is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:35That a man would die for
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:44No man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:48She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:51:55I see her in the marines
00:51:58I'm a major
00:52:00Look man
00:52:00I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven
00:52:04Now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:05But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that
00:52:10Ow
00:52:11Ow
00:52:12Ow
00:52:15A real man
00:52:17Never talks about a woman, no way
00:52:19You're a coward
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:34You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that
00:52:38You're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:41So you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:44You wanna fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major
00:52:48You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:50I'll, I'll destroy you
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were in the marines
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:01He was just a supply boy
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl
00:53:10Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18Cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp
00:53:25What a pair
00:53:28Seems like they don't know who you are
00:53:29Since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:31Maybe we should try to play some of those some more
00:53:33Don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen
00:53:47I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:51But I know that we shared a moment
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:53:59It's not in my nature
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here
00:54:04Listen, Trixie
00:54:05I have never met a woman like you
00:54:11So incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:14So I know that you're the one for me
00:54:19This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor
00:54:23Oscar worthy
00:54:24Oscar worthy
00:54:25No
00:54:27First gift
00:54:33Trixie, I know that you just lost your home
00:54:35So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:39Worth 500 million dollars
00:54:41Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:54:44Second gift
00:54:48This contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:54:52Which is now yours
00:54:53Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be pennies
00:54:58They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:00They've got nothing left
00:55:02Why, Sander
00:55:03I really don't care for any of us
00:55:05No, look
00:55:05I, I, I know
00:55:06I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:09Okay
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11Well, my third gift
00:55:13Is, um
00:55:15Well
00:55:30Cleo
00:55:31Hey
00:55:32Oh my god
00:55:36You found my dog
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:42But with you, it's so much more
00:55:45Trixie Amore
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58Yes
00:55:59I will marry you
00:56:16Go, go, power couple
00:56:18Woo
00:56:20Okay, stop
00:56:21The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:32Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:35Hey
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:42And cherished as
00:56:43The most precious woman on earth
00:56:45Understand
00:56:50You still don't realize
00:56:51That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:04As if
00:57:05Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:08Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:17Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just
00:57:22Actors
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:25Come on, Lysander
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:35She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:38Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:47I can dispose of them
00:57:48In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:51I'd handle them myself
00:57:52But
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:07Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:11Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:23Uh, hello?
00:58:25Yes
00:58:27What?
00:58:33I'm bankrupt
00:58:42Hey, hey, hey
00:58:43Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:49My company's dead
00:58:50It evaporated
00:58:52It's in thin air
00:58:56That's impossible
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho
00:59:02You said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:17The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:21Drake Seesbury
00:59:22The famed war hero
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:34There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:38It's awesome
00:59:40It's awesome
00:59:41Please
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:52You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:03I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:21I don't blame her at all
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me?
01:00:26Fine
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:3118 years old
01:00:33Fresh for the taking
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:44Thank you, Devin
01:00:46Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49Your best friend
01:00:51By stealing my fiancé
01:00:53But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:59No, to all of humanity
01:01:01So now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:04I'm taking it all back
01:01:08Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:12They're imposters
01:01:13I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:19And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:31Approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42The left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:55So you're telling me
01:01:56This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:59Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:04Approves of my products
01:02:06Who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:10No one would even bat an eye
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:23Gotcha
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:33Trixie is a good person
01:02:35Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:37Grandma
01:02:37Mr. Rogers
01:02:39Mrs. Williams
01:02:39What are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:43We were worried
01:02:45So we came here to back you up
01:02:47Listen, officer
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:53And would never break the law
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:05My fiancé really is an incredible woman
01:03:08She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal
01:03:21He's a war hero
01:03:22Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:38So this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:45I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiancé
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22If you can
01:04:24Get him!
01:04:26Put him!
01:04:30Move it!!
01:04:39Let's go!
01:04:43Play him!
01:04:45Play him!
01:04:45Play a lot!
01:04:45There you are!
01:04:47Oh my re Carbon functioning!
01:05:00É isso aí, ou você quer mais?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Icenander.
01:05:31Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:18Devin!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:22That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're cornered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:45Wright rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:58Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:08Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No, please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:46Bullshit!
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel on your little lives.
01:08:52You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:34Left.
01:09:35Leaves the wrong draft.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:49I really wanna die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:56Just crossed it again.
01:09:58Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happening.
01:10:02Stop!
01:10:03Stop!
01:10:05Stop!
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No!
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:50You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:54You hurt us first.
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:11You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:45You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:58Goddess.
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:31Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:48No.
01:12:48My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:12pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:22You can only dream of what you can never have.
01:13:24While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:28Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:08We'll riot against you now.
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:18Tear her apart!
01:14:18The Vice President arrives!
01:14:35Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40Você é General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:43Wait, o que?
01:14:45Ele é realmente General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:48Não, não, nós já fizemos isso já once, ok?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52Esse actor Trixie Hired
01:14:55Pou um estudo estranho para tentar me banquecer
01:14:57Mas você já confirmou com o Presidente
01:15:00Que eu tenho o contrato coming, certo?
01:15:02Sim, nós todos pensamos que ele era um fraude
01:15:04O que eu quero dizer é...
01:15:07You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President
01:15:21So he is the General
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero
01:15:34We got the VP and the President
01:15:37On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:41I told you
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice Presidente Langley
01:15:45This is treason
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors
01:15:50And titles
01:15:54Hurry
01:15:54The Goddess Healer needs us
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:01My brother is a war hero
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:13Not just your brother
01:16:15No
01:16:17It's okay
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:34I truly saved a good man
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:54Let's try it out on them
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President, there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh
01:17:28Shoot!
01:17:29Wait, that's the president
01:17:44Oh
01:17:44Oh
01:17:45Oh
01:17:45Oh my gosh
01:17:52Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:17:54That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military
01:18:04This is a war crime
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want, I have the presidential contract
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:21Reverse the poison
01:18:22And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:24That is easy
01:18:26There's no need
01:18:28I'll save everyone
01:18:42It's raining gold
01:18:46What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:18:49It's gotta be cheap glitter
01:18:53She, she, she is
01:18:55She is a criminal
01:18:57Don't worry, Madam President
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:02Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:22Yeah, yes
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:42My contract, you bitch
01:19:44And that's not all
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:15So prepare yourself
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here
01:20:24And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:20:59You wish, you idiot
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:05So ugly on the inside
01:21:07It makes me want to vomit
01:21:08I don't understand
01:21:10I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:12For posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:16And do you know
01:21:17The goddess healer saved me and my son
01:21:19During childbirth
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only
01:21:27And it's
01:21:32Her
01:21:47Welcome, goddess
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:13To help those in need
01:22:14And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:18No, so that means
01:22:20The billion dollar contract
01:22:22It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24Then she took it away just like that
01:22:27That was her golden ticket
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:31But after everything you've done
01:22:33We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:36No, please, I swear
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex
01:22:38It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:45She's an amazing person
01:22:47And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:50She's going to be my wife
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:00I love you
01:23:14All her gold
01:23:16All her clothes
01:23:17All that could have been mine
01:23:19This is all your fault
01:23:22You seduced me
01:23:23Don't help me
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me
01:23:27You himbo
01:23:28Please, Trixie
01:23:30Give me another chance
01:23:32I want to be rich again
01:23:34I'll be your slave
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:39But it's too late now
01:23:42All I see is your greed
01:23:43And how much you'd hurt others
01:23:45Just to benefit yourself
01:23:46You two should be locked up
01:23:48And she shall
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa
01:23:57I never loved you
01:23:59It's your fault
01:24:00I was only with you for your money
01:24:02I don't care
01:24:02You were rich
01:24:04I'll see myself
01:24:05Rest assured, goddess
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:14Just like you
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17That is why I saved you
01:24:20With these healing hands
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:24One good deed at a time
01:24:25Well
01:24:26Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now
01:24:36Yes
01:24:37Well
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other
01:24:43To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do
01:24:46I do
01:24:47You may kiss the bride
01:24:55You may kiss the bride
01:24:56You may kiss the bride
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