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H.e.a.t.e.d R.i.v.a.l.r.y - Episode 4
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00:00Previously on Hitted Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need you.
00:40Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00The center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff deeps.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head track.
01:17What should I do now or wait a second?
01:19Because I don't know.
01:20Less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:39My moon, my man, so changeable and such a love of the land to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go, your love.
01:55High on my sleeve, not where you should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:03My nose, my face, my daily face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:11Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:18Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:24You're okay.
02:29You're there.
02:31You're right, you're right.
02:40You're right.
02:42I'm sorry.
02:43Let's go, let's go.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
03:12For the first time in 16 years,
03:15the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
04:02All right, Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
04:04Yes, am I watching? Just do a second.
04:06We've been doing it, okay? That's great, Shane.
04:08Over your shoulder.
04:09This is great, okay? Take a look through the camera,
04:11directly to the camera.
04:12Hit that mark and give me that pose. Goddamn.
04:14Leave all I know. There's nowhere to go at all.
04:20Heart on my sleeve. Now, where would you be?
04:24The songs I'd like it again.
04:27Take it slow. Take it easy on me.
04:31Share some love. Share some love, please.
04:35Take it slow. Take it easy on me.
04:39Share some love. Share some love, please.
04:45Share some love.
04:45Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal metros are your MLH champions
04:50for the second year in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s
04:55have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:58to the嘆 창.
05:00Love to 12.
05:02Done.
05:06I put them back in a row.
05:06Take it slow.
05:16Hazes.
05:17Yes, you are going...
05:21Are you Arch and Aff,
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me, are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kind of have my hands full at the moment.
08:47Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:54Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
08:59And second, oh wait, do I have other kids?
09:03Oh, you're the worst one.
09:05Oh, you're the worst one.
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:10We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:12Daddy!
09:13Narc!
09:14Narc, Narc, Narc!
09:16Narc!
09:16I'm getting him a second, me.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on earth, and my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is
09:3310 minutes away.
09:34I'm ready.
09:35Maybe you decided to come to see.
09:38And no matter what.
09:39Sorry, it's so sad that I feel like I'm not in trouble.
09:46But he's really beautiful, isn't it?
09:55You're with someone now?
09:59You're a little bit?
10:01No, you know me.
10:05So, you're serious?
10:07No.
10:11Even not with Jane?
10:15What? You've been working for a few years.
10:18I thought, maybe it was something serious or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious about it.
10:27In general.
10:31Okay.
10:32Sasha tells me hello.
10:44I'm heading out for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:52I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:55It's not like that.
10:57It's just a friend.
11:00So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Yeah, chill out, man.
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't.
11:11I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do.
11:13You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I plan to.
11:16Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:25Oh, yeah.
11:49Take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're speaking.
11:56Wow.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built, or do you know who did it?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:14Okay.
12:42No, I don't know who did it.
12:59I should go or you could stay stay
13:10Hey
13:12Here's tonight
13:15I'm not done with you
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow so no morning practice
13:22I told Hayden
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No
13:27He's not
13:28Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:40Stay
13:44Okay
13:47Okay
13:48Okay
13:50Okay
14:10I'm hungry
14:12For what?
14:13For food, Perlman
14:15Hey
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:34You wanna make me tuna melts?
14:36I was gonna make one for me, I can make two
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game, Tampa, then Sunrise, then we go to Dallas and St. Louis
14:47Ah, all the hot spots
14:52Ginger ale cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great
14:56Good
14:58Food will be ready soon
15:03Jesus Christ
15:04You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, if I'm playing against him and not wanting to fight him
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:13He is not what you would think
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet
15:20Doesn't talk
15:21Keeps to himself
15:23Not bad guy
15:24Doesn't make friends
15:26Well, he gets traded every season
15:28Tough to make friends that way
15:30And probably he wants to get traded again
15:32Buffalo is terrible
15:35Yeah, and their team sucks too
15:39And people say you're not funny
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah, they say you're boring too
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road
15:53I like New York
15:54Cause it is New York
15:57They fucking hate me there
15:58They hate you everywhere
16:00They know, not Florida
16:02It's full of Boston people
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa
16:09I like Ottawa
16:09Cause it's my hometown
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg
16:12I'm happy they have a team again
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes
16:20Well, I like the hot places too
16:23Hot like weather hot
16:24Oh, okay
16:26LA is hot
16:28Hot women
16:30Yeah, sure
16:31I mean
16:31There are hot women everywhere
16:35There is a girl
16:37I like you very much
16:38Svetlana
16:41Huh?
16:43She's old friend
16:44From Russia
16:45Her father was famous goaltender
16:48Of Soviet team
16:49She knows everything about hockey
16:54Cool
16:54And she likes you very much
16:58Oh?
17:00That's nice
17:05So she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no, nothing like that
17:09She's old friend
17:11Sometimes we fuck
17:13But
17:14She's busy these days
17:16You know, new business
17:17Selling fancy cars
17:19Sounds perfect for you
17:22Yes, it's close to that
17:24But
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that
17:32We're either of us
17:35But it's nice to have regular woman like Petron
17:39Do you think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:43I think I will find someone else
17:50Yes
17:50But you know me
17:52I'm easy, so
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all
18:03No, stay, stay
18:04I'll get in
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah
18:22Girls
18:25Oh, yeah, sure
18:27Of course I do
18:30I never heard about you at girls
18:33It's private
18:36Right, private
18:37I keep a lot of things private
18:40Obviously
18:44I like girls
18:45Yeah, no shit
18:48But I also like you
18:51Lucky me
18:53No
18:53Not this person
18:54Of course
18:56Of course not
18:56I'm boring
18:58But you have a good mouth
19:12But you have a good mouth
19:15Yes, I got your message
19:19I've answered you, Father
19:20We told you yesterday
19:23Father
19:25Father
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you there?
19:37Paulina is there?
19:40Paulina, she's your wife
19:42Father
19:44Father
19:45Okay, calm down
19:50I'll call him Alexei
19:53I'll call him
19:56Where are you?
19:58Come on, he's psyched
19:59I will pay you
20:01I will pay for him
20:01I will pay for you
20:14You still hungry?
20:18No, thank you
20:19That was great
20:20Good
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian, huh?
20:32I know the word for father.
21:10I know the word for father.
21:30I know the word for father.
22:19I know the word for father.
22:42I know the word for father.
22:48I call me.
22:49I'm going to come to my heart.
22:51I can make it.
22:53Mm.
22:56Mm.
22:58Mm.
22:58Mm.
22:59Mm.
22:59Mm.
22:59Mm.
23:01Oh.
23:03Mm.
23:07Mm.
23:08Mm.
23:08Mm.
23:10Mm.
23:12Mm.
23:13Mm.
23:17Mm.
23:18Mm.
23:18Mm.
23:20Shane.
23:24Hell yeah.
23:26Oh.
23:33Oh my god.
23:35Oh my god.
23:36Oh my god.
23:38Oh my god.
23:40Oh my god.
23:49I should, uh, I should, uh, I should go, um, I should go, I should stay, I can't, team meeting
24:08in the morning that I forgot, so, okay.
24:11You forgot team meeting.
24:14Thank you for the tuna melt.
24:17Um, uh, I'm sorry.
24:24Just, I can't.
24:29Hollander.
24:31I just, I can't, uh, I can't do this.
24:40Hollander.
24:43I'm sorry.
24:55Are we expecting someone else?
24:57Oh, no, it's just the three of us, thank you.
25:01Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
25:03Rolex really wants you there.
25:05I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
25:09Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you like your deal with Rolex.
25:15I do.
25:16Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
25:18I mean, they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training.
25:25Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
25:30All my time is scheduled.
25:31No, I just meant...
25:32I get, like, two weeks off a year.
25:33I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:36Trying to make conversation about what?
25:37Swedish politics?
25:39Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42We'll take this Chablis, please.
25:43Three glasses?
25:45Uh, I'll have a ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that.
25:47Sparkling water?
25:49Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't.
25:55Not during the season.
25:59Shane.
26:02Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:04Why, because I don't want wine?
26:06Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:11Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:15just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go.
26:26You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:32We're just the parents.
26:34You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just going to use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to...
27:26Bullshit.
27:27Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:29My buddy, Francois, the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:35JJ.
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambou?
27:46I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56Good to see you.
27:58Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meatloaf.
28:07Do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do.
28:11But...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander, you have whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:29It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shady?
28:37A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:45We can't talk to us.
28:56She is?
29:16Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:21The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane. I'm... wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:41Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05Um, I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Oh, wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:19All right, I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats, but...
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander.
30:48Eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:56Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No, I...
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:14I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA, but he still made it to the Frozen Four of Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL, undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
33:14You're going to be in town a little while this time?
33:38What's up?
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46What the fuck says it right there?
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say,
33:54I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
34:46but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love
34:50as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are fine.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, fuck!
35:10You're right.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14I stopped my talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division
35:22and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros
35:27will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:29and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:56All right.
36:05Let's go!
36:06Oh, come on!
36:07Let's go!
36:09Let's go!
36:26Let's go!
36:28We'll get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:04We find the fucking club.
37:06Tell people!
37:08I'm on it.
37:10Jesus.
37:10Why do you have a value?
37:37Hey baby.
37:39What?
37:40What is happening right now now?
37:40No, it wasn't, but you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game, too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone,
37:48but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:52I have no problem watching sweaty players.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:57I don't know, I'm beat.
37:58Come on, I never get to do this.
38:00Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:03Come on, Miles, get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed.
38:54They say it's my fault, but I want it so much.
38:56When I fly her away, by the summer rain.
38:59Coming out of my face, where she will the shame.
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry at me.
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget.
39:10I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:11I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:21I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:23I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:27I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:32I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:33I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:34I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:36I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:37I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:37I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:38I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:38I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:51I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:31I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:54I gotta go to the bathroom.
41:32I gotta go to the bathroom.
41:59I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:30I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:53I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:04I keep asking myself, wondering how, I keep closing my eyes, but I can't lock you out,
43:12gonna fly to a place where it's just you and me.
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