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Margo’s Got Money Troubles Season 1 Episode 1 - 2 (ENGL SUB) | Debt, Hustle and Unexpected Choices 💸🔥 Full Episodes
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00:02Mr. Incognito, Mr. Fancy Pants, who could possibly win?
00:07When Margo was little, she played with dolls and practiced her make-believe with a vengeance.
00:12You think, punk, you're a dead man. Try me, loser. Burn, die, kill, and crush.
00:21An only child needs to develop a complex inner world, and this one could pretend just about anything.
00:26And they're still down, and they're fighting.
00:28Eventually, her imagination became her playmate.
00:32Entire alien worlds bloomed inside her head.
00:35Lives she never lived. Impossible possibilities.
00:40Sometimes, she wondered if this was a curse.
00:42Was her father's carny lifestyle and career as a fabulist in her blood?
00:51Or was she just trying to avoid reality by rewriting it?
01:04The beginning of a story, when you start to read it, is like a first date.
01:08You hope that from the opening lines, the magic will happen,
01:11and that you will sink into the narrative like a hot bath, giving yourself over entirely.
01:17That's what you want. For the author to come right up to you in the dark of your twisted mind,
01:22and kiss you on the throat.
01:27Miss Millett?
01:30Can you hold back a second?
01:34Did I write it?
01:35Of course I wrote it.
01:37I do not plagiarize.
01:38I wrote that.
01:39Okay, and my second question is, why are you here?
01:48This paper is excellent.
01:49Why are you at Fullerton College? You can go anywhere.
01:52Yeah, right. Like Harvard?
01:54Yes, like Harvard.
01:56I don't think they let you in there for writing a good English paper.
01:58That is exactly why they let you in.
02:04Oh.
02:06I'm meeting him for coffee.
02:08I'm sorry, what? Why?
02:10What?
02:10Marco, if a professor asks a student to get coffee...
02:12It's because he wants to fuck her.
02:14They've actually done studies.
02:15He's married.
02:16Oh, gee, then.
02:18I want to get coffee with him, okay?
02:20Why? Is he cute?
02:21He thinks my writing is brilliant.
02:24And he meant it.
02:25Okay, do you not see the irony here?
02:27He wows you with the characters in books are not real.
02:29It's why the reader falls for them.
02:30And now here you are, falling for him, who's equally unreal.
02:33About just the title, Professor, makes him mysteriously non-human in your eyes.
02:36Can you for once not analyze me?
02:38I don't need to analyze you.
02:39I know you.
02:40And you're probably a character in a book for him, too.
02:42One with sticky pages.
02:44Don't be gross.
02:45I'm being your mother.
02:46Do I need to call your mother?
02:48I'm not gonna sleep with the guy, okay?
02:52I'm not!
02:53It's possible that I might be a leg man.
02:57I always thought I was a forearm man, because of this little nut between the bicep and the forearm.
03:02But, my lord, this leg.
03:05My mother has the best legs in the history of the planet.
03:09I used to think that I wanted to grow up to be them.
03:12Her legs?
03:12And then I thought, no, I want to be her sheer black pantyhose.
03:16She works at Bloomingdale's.
03:19I think maybe I was imprinted like a baby duck to her stockings.
03:22I mean, can you imagine wanting to grow up to be hoes?
03:25Good that you reset your aspirations.
03:29Do you remember when you first wanted to become a writer?
03:31Ever since I was little.
03:34Probably because of my father.
03:35He used to read to me when I was a baby.
03:37Really?
03:38When does he think of you writing?
03:40Oh, he's never read me.
03:42I was raised by a single mom, so he would pop in and out, but...
03:47It's not like I can really claim to know him.
03:49Well, I think you should send him one of your pieces.
03:52I think he would be quite proud to know you.
03:55So, I wrote you a poem.
03:58The Hungry Ghost.
04:01In the dark, we turn to one another.
04:04Like deformed doves, confused that we have bodies.
04:08I feel nothing.
04:10Keep touching me.
04:12I feel nothing.
04:13I'm a hungry ghost.
04:20Isn't it amazing?
04:22It's creepy.
04:23It's beautiful.
04:25Your blood sugar's low.
04:27Go to the store right now and buy some OJ and Harvest Cheddar Sun Checks.
04:30I'm fine.
04:31I don't want orange meal.
04:32Honestly, Margo, I think you should get away from this dude.
04:35Get him to write a recommendation for you.
04:36Either that or you report him.
04:38Oh, maybe he can shoehorn you into NYU.
04:39You, uh...
04:40We have real professors here, by the way, who are more into teaching than getting into their
04:43students' pants.
04:44Oh!
04:46Hello?
04:47Did you just throw me?
04:48Margo, pick up that phone.
04:50Stay away from him.
04:52Margo!
04:52Stay away from him!
05:08Thank you for coming.
05:13No, not here.
05:15This is the sacred place.
05:18That is actually why I had you meet me here today.
05:25So?
05:25So, this place is obviously an important part of me.
05:33As are you.
05:35As is God.
05:36I'd like to incorporate God more into the equation of us.
05:43Okay.
05:44It's great that you're with us on Sundays.
05:47I want you to be among us.
05:56Okay.
05:57The choir?
05:58Uh.
05:59You agreed to be in the choir.
06:01Well, it would be less painful than being on some committee.
06:03Is it a cult?
06:04This church?
06:05No.
06:06Kenny wants me to, um, be among the Episcopalians.
06:12House school.
06:13Any upticks in your intelligence?
06:15Some.
06:18Hold on.
06:18Oh, Mom.
06:20You can't just do this to somebody.
06:22I only do this to you.
06:23You have such beautiful eyes, and I'm tired of being the only one who thinks so.
06:27What are you studying?
06:28Well, um, my lit class, I have this amazing professor, which, I mean, who knew at Fullerton
06:36College, right?
06:37He thinks that I could have a real future as a writer.
06:40Could you imagine me as a real writer?
06:42Yes, I can imagine that.
06:45Tell me about him.
06:47Who?
06:49Your professor?
06:52Well, he's great.
06:56There's this contagion in the way that he teaches.
07:00He has a way of really making you feel the books, feel the characters.
07:06Hmm.
07:07Tell me more.
07:08That's it.
07:10There's nothing really more to tell.
07:12Well, that isn't true, is it?
07:18Oh, my God.
07:19If you want to get free...
07:23Oh, my God.
07:26Oh, my God.
07:27Oh, my God.
07:29Oh, my God.
07:31What's that?
07:32It's one of my roommates.
07:33Roommates?
07:33I told you I had roommates.
07:35You didn't say they would be home.
07:36Well, see who part of him is.
07:37Let's go over there.
07:38It's a stress-bearing wall.
07:46He is tender and thoughtful and sweet.
07:49And he writes beautiful emails.
07:51Let me read you one.
07:52Marco, he's a 30-something-year-old professor shipping a student.
07:56Do not be falling in love with him.
07:58I'm not going to fall in love with him.
08:00But he's making me fall in love with you some.
08:02And that's the oldest trick in the book.
08:04You're too smart for this.
08:23Oh, my God.
08:27Oh, sorry.
08:28Um, how I, uh, how I exercise.
08:33To that?
08:34To him?
08:35Yeah.
08:35I love wrestling.
08:37And he's my favorite.
08:39Isn't he retired?
08:41You follow wrestling?
08:44No.
08:45Oh, well, yeah.
08:46He has the most amazing bellow.
08:48It's like Tarzan.
09:05So does Mitch Beckham.
09:07She's probably just jealous, you know?
09:08Friends can get envious that way.
09:09What exactly would she have been envious of?
09:12Well, she's stuck in the Big Apple studying at a major university while you get to be here in Fullerton
09:16working a night shift.
09:17With you.
09:18Exactly.
09:19With me.
09:21Oh, are you still nauseous?
09:23Oh, it's just a bad taco.
09:25I think it's fine.
09:26Oh.
09:29Dude, that is not cool.
09:31Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:32You've been nauseous for three days, dude.
09:34You think maybe you should take a test?
09:36What do you mean a test?
09:37I mean a test.
09:38The guy you can't study for at Fullerton College.
10:09What do you mean a test?
10:17Oh, my fuck.
10:21Holy shit.
10:25Okay.
10:31Well, I want to be there to support you in any way possible.
10:36Yeah, like, I would start by calling Planned Parenthood, but I don't know if a private doctor does it or
10:41if it's nicer.
10:42I don't want you to have to go to some cheap clinic.
10:48What?
10:49Sounds like you've made my decision.
10:52Excuse me?
10:53That I should have an abortion.
10:55What?
10:56I would never make such a decision for you.
11:00That is your decision to make.
11:02I mean, ours.
11:03Together.
11:04But a woman's body.
11:05Your body.
11:06Your right.
11:07I totally respect that.
11:09Of course.
11:10Obviously.
11:13Are you Catholic?
11:15No.
11:17But terminating a life.
11:21That's something to think about.
11:23As is aborting your future, Margot.
11:26Your promise.
11:28Ever had one of these before?
11:30No.
11:31Well, when the fetus is this size, we can't see well enough through the belly, so we have to take
11:36a peek internally.
11:37You're going to stick that in me?
11:39Well, the gel is heated, so it shouldn't be too bad.
11:42How can it not be bad?
11:43I'm about to be fucked by a robot.
11:47Sorry.
11:48That just came out.
11:49I've heard worse.
11:50Are we ready?
11:52Are we ready?
11:53Yeah.
11:53I guess we're ready.
11:55Make yourself comfortable.
11:58Here we go.
12:11What's that?
12:12Well, that's the heartbeat.
12:19It is.
12:20I would say, based on these measurements, that you're about nine to ten weeks.
12:27What?
12:27Oh, I should have asked.
12:28Do you want to copy the photo?
12:31Yeah.
12:41Do we know what we want to do about the pregnancy?
12:57Do we know what we want to do about the pregnancy?
13:03I like your nails.
13:07Thanks.
13:11Ten weeks.
13:12Do you want to see the picture?
13:14No.
13:20You want to keep it, don't you?
13:24I don't know.
13:36You keep this baby, you're taking care of it.
13:38It would be your child.
13:40I know.
13:42God damn it, you were in college.
13:45You were going to be somebody.
13:46Who was I going to be?
13:47You know what I mean, you were going to have a career and you were going to like, do things.
13:51What things?
13:52Whatever you wanted.
13:55Oh my God, how do I tell Kenny?
13:59Kenny?
14:01He's religious.
14:03He'll either be shocked that you're having an abortion or that you got knocked up in the first place.
14:07I don't really care what Kenny thinks.
14:09Well, you need to because he could end up your stepdad.
14:14Fuck!
14:14Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
14:18I'm sorry.
14:23You know me well enough when I get scared.
14:26God, when I got pregnant with you, I was terrified.
14:29You kept me.
14:30One night stand from a guy who picked you up at Hooters.
14:33I mean, what would possess you?
14:37I thought he was the one.
14:40Your dad.
14:40You didn't even know his name.
14:42I guess I'm going to have to tell dad, by the way, if I decide to keep it.
14:46Promise that I keep him in a loop on the big stuff.
14:49Yeah, when was the last time you talked to him?
14:52Not in a while.
14:54Closer to never than recently.
14:59How did you break the news when you were pregnant?
15:10One night, he and a few of his friends came into the restaurant and drunk off their asses.
15:18And after my shift, he took me back to his hotel room and I told him.
15:29He seemed really happy.
15:32It was weird.
15:34Like, he couldn't stop smiling and he was rubbing my tummy.
15:38And then he told me he was married and that kind of broke my heart.
15:46And I was crying and he said,
15:52I'm really glad that I met you.
15:56And I realized I was really glad that I met him, too.
16:03You know, you come into town, we get together and he'd sometimes bring you a toy,
16:06rock you on his knee and, you know, hoist you around some.
16:11Hoist me around some.
16:13Oh, my friends thought I was the biggest dumbass on earth, but I loved him.
16:21You chose to keep me.
16:25I did.
16:30Do you believe things happened for a reason?
16:34I don't know.
16:35I think you want to wreck your life.
16:38I ruined your life.
16:42You ruined my life so pretty.
16:55Are you in love with him, your professor?
16:58I'm not in love with him.
17:02I don't want him.
17:07But for whatever reason,
17:11I want this baby.
17:16I want it more than I've ever wanted anything.
17:19I want it more than I've ever wanted anything.
17:31It's very important that you not judge her.
17:34Why would we do that?
17:35We're not judgy people.
17:36I'm just saying she's going to need our support.
17:38I'm not going to feign support for a decision I don't approve of.
17:40She's a student, supposedly a feminist.
17:42I mean, what message is she sending?
17:46Hey, what's up?
17:49We were planning your baby shower.
17:51We were?
17:52I really don't want a baby shower.
17:54Whether you want one or not,
17:55you're going to need stuff,
17:56and that's the best way to get it.
17:57Hey, may I ask,
17:58is he going to be part of the picture?
18:01Evidently not.
18:02What do you mean, evidently?
18:03He's gone a bit silent after I told him I'm having it.
18:08He's gone stone-cold silent?
18:09He sent me another poem.
18:11Ooh.
18:35Oh my god!
18:38Oh my god!
18:47He called Johnny singing, oh he's golden
18:49Baba Lula, baby, what I say
18:51He called Johnny singing, I got a woman
18:54Down in the tunnel trying to make it be great
18:56He got the action, he got the motion
18:59Boy, yeah, yeah, the boy can play
19:03Dedication, devotion, turn it on at night time
19:05And then it gets to the song about the sea
19:07And then it gets to the moon, it gets to the sun
19:09About the night, it gets to the walk
19:12It gets to the walk, it gets to the walk
19:14Yeah, it gets to the walk
19:26He comes Johnny gonna tell you the story
19:28Hand me down my walking shoes
19:31He comes Johnny with the power and the glory
19:33That beat, the talking blues
19:36He got the action, he got the motion
19:39Boy, yeah, the boy can play
19:42Dedication, devotion, turn it on at night time
19:44And then it gets to the day
19:45It's all about the sea, it's all about the woman
19:47They do the song about the night
19:50And then it gets to the walk
19:51It gets to the walk
19:53Yeah, it gets to the walk
20:18I'm not a serious person
20:21What kind of person are you?
20:24A cheesy one
20:26Can I ask you something?
20:29Why do you always write in the third person?
20:32I think that it makes me have more sympathy for the character
20:37My character
20:38Makes it easier for me to like myself
20:41You're the most singular woman I've ever met
20:49Hey
20:51Hey
20:52You alright?
20:54You've been kinda quiet
20:55And I get triggered by long stretches of silences
20:58How did I let this happen?
21:00I can read a comment that
21:01It's not about me falling in love with him as it is
21:05Him making me fall in love with myself
21:08I think that's what he did
21:11He made me feel important
21:14What am I gonna do?
21:16I can't even get a deep breath
21:17It causes this stabbing pain
21:19What I do
21:20Is
21:21I just pretend that
21:23Stuff is make-believe
21:25That's why I watch wrestling
21:26You know, instead of other sports
21:27Because it's all scripted
21:29It's pre-thought out
21:30I feel safe watching it
21:32This is definitely not pre-thought out
21:35And I don't feel safe
21:37Maybe try your father again
21:39Dads are always good at making their daughters feel important
21:41I've texted him a gazillion times
21:45Maybe your mom?
21:48Could try the Goodwill
21:49They might have a used upper baby
21:50They won't have anything there but crap
21:52Brown floral fabric and cheap plastic
21:54You wanted to grow up and spit from truck windows
21:57And laugh at racist jokes
21:58Come on, I get a discount
22:00God, look at this stuff
22:03How can they be so expensive?
22:06$1,200
22:07That's more than I paid for my car
22:09Well, it's
22:09Of higher quality
22:14It's all so beautiful
22:15It really is
22:22What are you doing?
22:24This is the world that my baby deserves
22:26The one I won't come close to being able to afford
22:29Get up off the floor
22:32This is so wrong
22:33You are making a scene
22:35Get yourself back up off the floor, young lady
22:39There are no victims in Bloomingdale's
22:51Fine
22:58Hi, boy
22:59I need this one
22:59Let's go
23:02Oh, God
23:07Mom
23:16Get in
23:18It will not hold me
23:19Get in
23:20Here, let me try
23:22Let me try
23:22Let me try
23:23Let me try
23:25Bye, kid
23:28Thanks, Mom
23:32Even with the discount
23:34I don't care
23:35No grandchild of mine is riding in a boring-ass straw
23:41What?
23:45Do not tell me
23:48Yeah
23:49That's him
23:50Mom
23:51Mom
23:52Listen to me
23:54I'm going to go talk to him
23:56You're going to take the stroller to the car
23:57Let me just smash his face then
23:59I can be quick about it
24:00You're going to mind your own business
24:02I don't do that
24:03I fucking swear
24:04Just take the stroller to the car
24:08I will deal
24:22I'll find him for you
24:24Professor
24:26Margo Millett
24:27I took your late class
24:28You probably don't remember
24:29Do you remember?
24:32Do you remember?
24:32Thank you
24:33Uh, this is my wife
24:35Hi
24:36Sarah
24:36Daughter
24:38Haley
24:38My son
24:39Max
24:40Hello
24:41I'm sorry to intrude
24:43But there's no time like the present to take exception, right?
24:48She was very disappointed by her final grade
24:51She felt you treated her unfairly
24:54Honey, um
24:55Do you want to just go inside for a second?
24:57Sure thing
24:57I'll be right there
24:58Come on guys
25:15I don't know what this is about, okay?
25:16Look at me, Mark
25:18Take a guess
25:19I endeavor to be responsible here
25:20And the most responsible thing that I could have possibly done
25:22Which I did do
25:23Was to discourage you from having this baby
25:24Do you want me in this baby's life?
25:26Is that what this encounter is about?
25:27If it even is my child?
25:30Excuse me?
25:39What do you want from me, Margo?
25:42You know what, Mark?
25:45Nothing
25:47I want absolutely nothing
25:53He actually questioned
25:54Whether the baby was his
26:00He checked you out
26:01As you walked by
26:02The father of my child
26:04Took a beat
26:05To check out my mother
26:10I told you to stay out of it
26:12I did
26:12Stay out of it
26:13I didn't even look at you
26:15I just walked in the car
26:16Yeah!
26:16You walked right by us!
26:17Okay, clearly you are looking for a fight
26:19I suspected him
26:20And he's not here
26:20So I'll do
26:22I'm angry at him
26:23And you
26:25Because maybe this was a stupid decision
26:27And maybe you were right
26:30But this is my decision
26:31And I'm having this baby
26:32Your grandson
26:34And for you to not show
26:35An inch of joy
26:39How dare you not celebrate it
26:40Because I don't
26:42Well, I love him, of course
26:44Just as I love you
26:45From the day you were born
26:48But no, I don't celebrate this tragedy
26:51For one second
26:53Your life as you know it
26:55No
26:55Check that
26:57As you never got to know
26:59Is over
27:01Oh, no
27:01I don't rejoice in that
27:07Life
27:08Breaks
27:08People
27:12Nobody tells you that
27:13And you won't
27:14You won't read that
27:15In those
27:15What to expect
27:16When you're expecting books
27:17But this will break you
27:20No, I'm not broken
27:22I
27:22Can you just get out of the car
27:24For two seconds?
27:25You want me to get out of the car?
27:26Yes, because I need to scream
27:27And it's not good for the baby
27:29And it'll reduce my stress
27:30But it might not hiss
27:31So
27:32Please
27:32Get out
27:33It'll just take a second
27:49I'll just have to move it right
27:50Ma'am
27:52Did you just give her the epidural?
27:54Please
27:55God save it
27:56Give it to me then
27:58Push
27:58Push
28:00Come on
28:01Push
28:01Come on
28:02Come on
28:23Is he okay?
28:25Is he okay?
28:25Is he okay?
28:27Oh, he's so beautiful
28:29Mom
28:31Can you believe it?
28:32I did it
28:33You did it, Noodle
28:38You've done it
28:39I haven't
28:41T Have to be seen
28:54We called up
28:56Anh
28:56And it'll everything
28:57To spread to
28:57You can see
28:58You can't
28:58I'm notNY
28:59Well,
28:59Bitch I'm
29:05not
29:06I'm not
29:08You can't
29:08I'm not
29:08I'm not
29:09Kissanca I'm
29:09not
29:15How you doing, brother?
29:17Never better.
29:31Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
29:33No, we got the swaddle down.
29:36Care to hold your grandson?
29:38Oh, I would love to, but I should, um, finish up packing.
29:42When do I get my stitches out?
29:43Uh, they'll dissolve in about a week.
29:45And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
29:49No, never.
29:50No matter how many kegels.
30:05Can you believe this?
30:07I'm going home with a baby.
30:09Going home with Brody.
30:12Bodhi.
30:12Bodhi.
30:13B-O-D-H-I.
30:15Bodhi.
30:15Bodhi.
30:16Sorry, I thought it was Brody.
30:19It's kind of crazy.
30:20They just let you leave with them.
30:21Yeah.
30:22Newborn human being.
30:23No instruction manual.
30:24You'll be surprised how natural.
30:26It'll all come to you.
30:28Did it for you when you had me?
30:30Oh, yeah.
30:30Like riding a bike.
30:35Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
30:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
30:47Noodle.
30:48Noodle.
31:04I'll check in right after my shift.
31:07You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
31:10You'll be fine.
31:14You got this.
31:35You got this.
31:37Okay.
31:44Hi!
31:46Hi, Bodhi.
31:48He's so cute.
31:49He's so cute.
31:51He's so tiny.
31:53Oh, my God, he's so beautiful.
31:55So precious.
31:57Oh, what a miracle.
31:58Oh, miracle.
32:02He's just so handsome.
32:04Handsome.
32:04Exactly.
32:05And adorable.
32:06And adorable.
32:08He's probably hungry.
32:10Oh, I read that babies eat him two hours.
32:12I so wish I could.
32:14I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock?
32:15Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
32:17And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
32:19Yeah.
32:22Okay.
32:32Okay.
32:38Okay.
32:44Please don't ask me around.
32:48I think you knew the answer when you went to kiss my head.
32:56Oh, I mean, there's something wrong with him.
32:58There's nothing wrong with me.
32:59How can you just automatically know that?
33:00Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician, I examine each other.
33:03There's nothing wrong with me.
33:04Let's call it.
33:04Oh, I'm doing really well, thanks.
33:08I look after myself, thanks.
33:10I don't need ya.
33:14Yeah, I'm doing really well, thanks.
33:18I do not need your help, thanks.
33:20Don't need it.
33:23Are you hungry?
33:25Do some squats as well.
33:27I'm sorry, what?
33:28You can help with the colic.
33:29Just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down.
33:31Just do it while we're talking.
33:43I try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper.
33:50Kind of lift his cheeks up just to make sure that I got it.
33:54Are you okay?
33:55Are you alright?
33:57I'm great.
34:02No one asks me how I am
34:04I think you knew the answer where you went to kiss my hand
34:12Oh my god, Baby Boney!
34:15Aw, he's just perfect.
34:18I don't know what else to say.
34:19He's perfect.
34:21No.
34:22I can't even remember life without him.
34:25Aw.
34:26And you're feeling okay?
34:29No.
34:30My tits are becoming a bit otherworldly.
34:33The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to ice my crotch.
34:38So that's nice.
34:39And I got a little something going with mood swings, which could either be postpartum or self-awareness.
34:47Self-awareness of what?
34:51I'm terrible at this.
34:54Margo.
34:55Shh.
34:56I am.
34:57I am.
34:59I am.
35:00I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know?
35:05They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful.
35:09I don't know what you mean.
35:11It is.
35:12It totally is.
35:16But...
35:17What?
35:19I mean, it just, he refuses.
35:21He refuses to get a good latch.
35:25My nipples are so sore.
35:28And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples.
35:31They're like, more like, like, squeezed toothpaste tubes.
35:35And my areola is all white and pinched.
35:41I mean, he's probably cutting off my blood supply, so...
35:44And he just spits them out with such vicious contempt.
35:51And he makes this awful clicking noise.
35:54It's like...
36:00I'm sorry, but the fucking little thing won't shut up.
36:04I mean, the least prohibits us from getting a dog.
36:06Having a screaming baby?
36:08I think we need to extend a little more patience.
36:10Please.
36:11She could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip professor.
36:18It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
36:25And why shouldn't they?
36:27She made the world's dumbest decision.
36:31Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day.
36:35As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-oos,
36:39meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
36:43What will the apex of his cuteness be?
36:47The jury is out.
36:59James!
37:01So we've gone over your aftercare and so forth,
37:03your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
37:06Over and over.
37:08So, um, big, big reminder on the importance of routine.
37:12And support groups.
37:14I can't overstate that.
37:15And I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade,
37:20it's the quiet that you've got to watch out for.
37:23Yeah.
37:24You got somebody picking you up?
37:26Uber.
37:26You have Uber in New Mexico?
37:28Yeah.
37:30Uh...
37:31Everything good?
37:35Uh, a little development.
37:37Like a bump development?
37:39Something you need to see a counselor over?
37:44No.
37:46No.
37:49Fuck.
38:12Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
38:16What do you want me to do?
38:18You're outside?
38:20Fuck you!
38:23I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
38:25I have a midterm in biochem,
38:26and I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me.
38:29You will never get it, so if you can't make it, shut up!
38:31Can you take him outside?
38:33Outside!
38:33Hey, come on, guys.
38:34It is 2 a.m., and you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
38:38Guys, it's not all about you or your baby.
38:41Are you that clueless?
38:42I am not clueless!
38:44I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy!
38:48But it's your baby, your responsibility.
38:51My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam!
38:53Okay!
38:54I'll leave!
38:56That's what you want?
38:57I will leave!
39:03You happy now?
39:05Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep!
39:37I'll be able to sleep!
39:38I'll be able to sleep!
39:42I'll be able to sleep!
39:44I'll be able to sleep!
39:46I'll be able to sleep!
39:50I'll be able to sleep!
39:54I'll be able to sleep!
39:56I'll be able to sleep!
39:58I'll be able to sleep!
39:59I'll be able to sleep!
40:00I'll be able to sleep!
40:02I'll be able to sleep!
40:02I'll be able to sleep!
40:03I'll be able to sleep!
40:03I'll be able to sleep!
40:04I'll be able to sleep!
40:06I'll be able to sleep!
40:07everything's fine. What's the matter? I don't think I'm gonna make it. Don't be
40:16ridiculous. You're a mother. Mothers make it. You got this. Why does everybody say
40:21that? You got this. Because you don't have a choice. I need to go back to work to
40:28make some money, which means I need a babysitter, which I can't afford. Don't
40:35even think about asking me what you're about to ask. Mom?
41:15Oh, fuck.
41:34Hey, Jinx!
41:38Hey.
41:39What's up?
41:43How are you no boomer?
41:45Oh, you know, he knows me. I used to wrestle this.
41:49Oh, I never could get into that stuff. It's kind of stupid. No offense.
41:55No, none taken. It's a bad job. Don't do it.
41:58Okay.
42:01Hey, so was that his case? Is he sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
42:04Mm-hmm.
42:06Looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
42:08You had it home?
42:10Yeah. Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey. Got some things to sort.
42:14Mmm.
42:15Well, must be nice for them. Having a famous parent at home.
42:19Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a very special sort of relationship.
42:22Mm-hmm.
42:49Hey.
42:50Must leave an out job.
42:51Thank you. Thank you very kindly.
43:10Hey, excuse me, sir. Um, I've got a championship belt in here. Could use a good home. I could autograph
43:16it for you. I could take a photo in case you want to resell. But I gotta walk out that
43:20door in exactly ten seconds.
43:21How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
43:25What?
43:25I don't know.
43:33I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
43:53He doesn't like me.
43:54It's just the colic, not you.
43:56Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
44:00See? You see?
44:02He's just picking up on your attention.
44:04He does it with me too.
44:06There you go.
44:07There you go.
44:10There you go.
44:12So, he's just been fed,
44:14but he will get hungry.
44:17Be good for Grandma.
44:19No, you have to put those in the fridge.
44:21It just seems so schemy,
44:23handling your milk.
44:24You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
44:26I tried.
44:27Was it the implants?
44:30No, I got some kind of infection.
44:34Have you talked to Dad?
44:35Why? Would I?
44:37Well, I haven't. Not that I do.
44:38I just would have thought,
44:40I'm getting a bad feeling. Like, maybe something happened to him.
44:43What if he's dead?
44:44He's not dead.
44:45He's just whatever the fuck.
44:49Oh, hey, you got something.
44:51There.
44:51Stop.
44:53Kenny wants to meet you.
44:56I've already met him.
44:57Only in passing.
44:58And, you know, he wants to meet you and get to know you.
45:04Why?
45:05I don't know.
45:07What, like a formal interview process?
45:10Could be.
45:11Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
45:13You bet your ass I would.
45:15What? Why?
45:19Because he's...
45:20everything I'm not.
45:22He's also cheap.
45:23You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
45:26He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
45:29Do you love him?
45:31I do.
45:33Liar.
45:34I do!
45:36And I admire him.
45:37Mom.
45:38He's hardly your type, yeah.
45:39Well, I am finished waiting for my type.
45:41I don't even want my type.
45:42My type is the worst possible thing for me.
45:45So, um, when are you free?
45:48And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
45:49That's not me.
45:50And we'll go to dinner.
45:52Can I just bring Bodhi?
45:57Oh my fucking God.
45:59You haven't told him about the baby.
46:01Okay.
46:02No.
46:03No.
46:03I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom!
46:05I knew you were gonna be this way.
46:07I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
46:10God.
46:11Unbelievable!
46:15Unbelievable yourself!
46:15Let's get out!
46:45I do recall that with darkness in your eyes.
46:51Let it come out tonight.
46:55Let it come out tonight.
46:57Let it come out tonight.
47:04Babe, you have a visitor outside.
47:16Mom!
47:17I can't.
47:18He won't.
47:19Stop crying.
47:20And I just, I just can't.
47:21So you brought him here?
47:22I tried calling.
47:23You wouldn't pick up.
47:24Oh my God.
47:26I'm not meant to be a grandmother.
47:27Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother.
47:29Fucker!
47:29Fucker!
47:29Fucker!
47:30Mom, it's okay.
47:31No, it is not okay.
47:33Don't you think I know that?
47:34Even he knows that.
47:35I wish I could be a better person, but I'm not.
47:38And his crying not stopped.
47:40That is exactly what he is trying to say.
47:42And I will not be judged.
47:44Not by him or anyone else.
47:47Look at him.
47:48Look at him.
47:49He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him.
47:52Just to make me feel worse about myself.
47:55Mom, it'll be okay.
48:14I am an awful grandmother.
48:18You're not.
48:19Oh, stop being nice.
48:21You're being mercy nice.
48:22I will not be pitied.
48:24I'm just terrible at everything except being pretty.
48:30And you excel at that.
48:32Brilliantly.
48:42I'm sorry.
48:43I called him a fucker.
48:46You think he looks like me?
49:00I love you, Noodle.
49:02Love you.
49:05Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but...
49:10But what?
49:11Okay, you're fired.
49:15What?
49:16I need someone I can count on.
49:17I'll solve the childcare thing.
49:19You won't.
49:20I won't?
49:21Honey!
49:22This is your life.
49:24Businesses.
49:25Employers.
49:26We scrape to make it.
49:27We survive because of dedicated employees.
49:29I need a job, Tess.
49:31And you're my friend.
49:32Yeah, sounds your friend that I'm saying now.
49:36When people work remotely from home all the time.
49:39Especially writers.
49:44I've been trying my best to keep it together.
49:48Light as a feather and stiff as a board and lonely as right on.
49:53I got my sights on.
49:55That open door I could run or I could take one for the team.
49:59But this time tomorrow I won't be breathing, believe me.
50:03I'll keep my little mouth shut or I'm gonna be sorry.
50:07What's up?
50:11Nothing's wrong.
50:12In fact, it's a positive development.
50:15Of sorts.
50:16We wanted to let you know we found our own place.
50:19So we'll be moving out in a week.
50:21Just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates.
50:24Are you kidding me?
50:27Do you know about this?
50:28I just found out.
50:31A little notice might have been nice.
50:33It came out pretty quickly.
50:35And of course, we can still be friends in all of that.
50:40Okay.
50:56They say it's not about how you fall, but how you get back up.
51:05Bullshit.
51:06It's not just about popping back up.
51:10It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down.
51:15That's what character is.
51:16You pass the other guy's guts out.
51:18You turn him into goo.
51:25You turn him into goo.
51:25You turn him into goo.
51:40You turn him into goo.
51:43Professor.
51:46Come in.
51:53Mark.
51:54Meet Bodhi.
51:56Bodhi.
51:57Meet Mark.
51:58Well, this has become very real.
52:00Oh.
52:01He's super real.
52:03Though I would imagine,
52:05far less interesting than if he were fictional.
52:14Hello, little guy.
52:17Wow.
52:18Marco.
52:20He's really beautiful, isn't he?
52:24I cannot afford a babysitter.
52:26Not being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work.
52:30Hence, I lost my job.
52:33Two of my roommates just moved out,
52:34so my portion of the rent has now increased by over a thousand dollars per month.
52:39I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for money.
52:43So instead, I've come to demand it.
52:47I need three thousand dollars.
52:49You're going to give it to me.
52:53Do you think I'm that liquid?
52:58You will give me three thousand dollars.
53:20What did he say?
53:21I just left before he could respond. No. I just, I don't know, I started to feel sorry for him
53:27and, you know, I could see his face start to contort and I didn't want to soften and for him
53:31to try to respond.
53:32He's trying to negotiate me down.
53:33I must say, I'm impressed.
53:35And where's Bodhi? I thought you were bringing him.
53:36Susie's watching him.
53:37So, there. Progress on the babysitting front too.
53:40Let's see. Progress all around.
53:42What are you wearing?
53:43Very nice.
53:46Oh my god.
53:47Just looking at the menu. My mouth is flooding with saliva. Are we getting appetizers?
53:53Well, the thing about nursing. I'm constantly starved.
53:57Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat and you're free to order whatever you like. No
54:02expense spared.
54:03We don't need an appetizer.
54:04Well, maybe you don't. You're about to order a margarita the size of your head. But, I need one.
54:09You know I don't drink.
54:17Susan?
54:18Uh, no. Maybe it's the pediatrician's office? Just, um, hold on.
54:23Order me nachos.
54:26Hello?
54:27This is Margot Millett.
54:28Speaking.
54:29Elizabeth Gable calling.
54:31Uh, Elizabeth?
54:31Gable, as in the mother.
54:33His.
54:34Uh, hello?
54:36I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands.
54:40What do you mean a meeting?
54:42A meeting where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement.
54:47Mark has given me your contacts. I will email you an address.
54:51This is a joke.
54:52A joke?
54:53You find extortion funny? I don't.
54:56I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow. It would be best.
55:03You okay?
55:05I'm fine.
55:06You look fine.
55:08Well, I am.
55:09So, mom says you're a big deal in the church.
55:13Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director.
55:16That's really cool.
55:17They have really good programs like plays and stuff.
55:22Yeah.
55:22They even put on, uh...
55:24Rent.
55:25Rent.
55:25Rent.
55:26Yeah, we're much more liberal than we're given credit for.
55:28Mm-hmm.
55:29Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a baby
55:33out of wedlock.
55:36You know, most people these days, they just don't want to accept any consequences for, you know, their actions.
55:43A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape.
55:46They would have, um, you know, said, well, he was my professor, he should have done this, or he shouldn't
55:50have done that.
55:51My point is that we're all fallen creatures.
55:54The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost.
56:03Right.
56:04Yeah.
56:05See, I told you we would get along.
56:08Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner tonight.
56:14I'd like to ask for your blessing, Marco.
56:18I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage.
56:22Uh, oh.
56:24Yeah.
56:25Oh.
56:27Do we have, do we have your blessing?
56:30Yeah.
56:31Yeah?
56:31Of course.
56:32Okay.
56:39Cheyenne, you are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met.
56:44Yes, yes, I say yes.
56:48I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful, the strong to your delicate, the serious
56:59to your silly.
57:00Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
57:03Yes.
57:04Woo!
57:06Woo!
57:07Woo!
57:08Okay.
57:08Hey everyone, let's give a big happy cheer to the happy couple.
57:11Oh!
57:12Woo!
57:14Woo!
57:15Woo!
57:15Woo!
57:16Woo!
57:16Woo!
57:17Woo!
57:17Woo!
57:18Woo!
57:19Woo!
57:22Woo!
57:26Woo!
57:28Woo!
57:29You're pretty affirming.
57:29I always find it so moving when love works out in real life as opposed to just books and movies.
57:34Yeah.
57:37Is that cabbage really working?
57:39I think so.
57:40It's supposed to help with inflammation.
57:42And I gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet Mark's mom.
57:47İngh.
57:47Yikes.
57:48Yeah.
57:48Yikes indeed.
57:55What?
57:57Look, I've never brought you into this part of my life, but now the girls are gone, I feel comfortable
58:02saying that I'm in cosplay.
58:05Very into it. I'm a cosplayer.
58:10Yeah, I figured.
58:11Anyway, if you ever want to model some looks, I think you'd be a natural.
58:18Oh, okay. Thank you.
58:21Just think about it.
58:23I will. I promise.
58:36God, at this hour? What now? Seriously, what the fuck now?
58:47Dad.
58:52Dad.
58:58I thought you might be dead.
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