- 15 hours ago
Camp Evergreen [Full Movie] [High Quality]Full EP - Full
Category
๐ฅ
Short filmTranscript
00:08You're probably wondering how I ended up here. Let's rewind.
00:25It's not too late to change your mind.
00:27You are going to do fine, baby sis.
00:30You don't want to come in and say hi to everyone?
00:32I am dropping you off early to avoid seeing everyone.
00:35It's too sad.
00:38I love you so much, kid.
00:42You're going to be great.
00:57Oh.
00:59Occupied.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:06I am so sorry.
01:07I am so hurt.
01:15Hi.
01:22What are you doing here?
01:26You know, this is the girls' showers, right?
01:29The water's warmer over here.
01:31Unbelievable.
01:37What do you say? We keep this between us.
01:41Yeah.
01:42Like, I want to tell everyone I saw your entire personality just hanging out over there.
01:53You like what you see?
02:00All right. I'm going to go.
02:02It's good to see you, Noah.
02:08What'd I miss?
02:10Jude!
02:12Jude!
02:13I have missed you so much!
02:17So, survive this year.
02:19You're finally going to hook up with...
02:21I have no idea what you're talking about.
02:23I have no idea what you're talking about.
02:24Come on.
02:26All right.
02:27Leadership legends.
02:28Good morning and welcome to the final session of Camp Evergreen.
02:34Believe me, no one is sadder than I am.
02:37But that's why this summer is all about giving campers the best memories of their lives.
02:42One last hoorah, right?
02:45This is why I need you all at your best.
02:48Has anyone seen Micah?
03:05Oh, there you are.
03:06Everyone, Micah is joining us from...
03:11Where was it again?
03:13Montgomery.
03:14Art Magnet.
03:17Teach guitar.
03:18Of course.
03:19Of course.
03:20Noah, since you're replacing Sierra this summer, you're going to be working with Micah on this
03:25year's talent show.
03:27You're making a face.
03:29What face?
03:30I'm not making a face.
03:32The who's the new house guy face.
03:34Oh, shh.
03:35Good.
03:38Good.
03:43Good.
03:44Good.
03:45Good.
03:46Hi.
03:48I'm Noah.
03:48Yep, I caught that.
03:52Oh.
03:54So you're one of those.
04:03One of those?
04:05The, I'm just here for the vibes, guys.
04:10Mysterious, brooding, probably journals about how misunderstood he is.
04:15Well, actively avoiding everyone, right?
04:18You always psychoanalyze strangers in the dining hall?
04:21Or am I just lucky?
04:23Only the ones with main character syndrome.
04:25Hmm.
04:26You've got me all wrong, sweetheart.
04:28Because I don't brood.
04:31Mm-hmm.
04:33Well, I'll let you get back to your tortured poetry.
04:37Careful.
04:38You might end up being the next subject of this tortured poetry.
04:43Don't threaten me with a good time.
04:46All right, legends.
04:48Finish up your food and report to your stations.
04:54Hey, shed's not going to organize itself.
04:58Let's go.
05:09You're a legacy counselor now.
05:11Guess that officially makes you a camp elder.
05:13Yeah.
05:14You want to start telling that scary story about the haunted canoe?
05:18Oh, that was your story, and it sucked.
05:22I just rewrote it so that it actually had stakes.
05:26Yeah.
05:26Well, I've always been weirdly obsessed with taking my ideas and making them better.
05:31Obsessed?
05:33Yeah, coming from the guy who snuck into the girl's shower because we had warmer water.
05:39Listen, you could come by the boy's shower anytime and fill the water yourself.
05:44I wouldn't mind the company.
06:04Noah, my eyes are up here.
06:07Actually, I was just going to warn you about the spider on your shoulder.
06:12Yeah, yeah, sure you were.
06:13Oh, shit!
06:13Oh, my God!
06:14Don't throw it over here!
06:17What?
06:18Don't move.
06:20No.
06:21Is it on me?
06:22Shh!
06:24It's not a spider, but a leaf.
06:27Shh!
06:35Where have you two been?
06:37What's going on?
06:39No!
06:42No!
06:43No!
06:43You will not leave me alone with those little gremlins!
06:46You think I want to be stuck with them?
06:48What's wrong with Pine Ridge?
06:50The Rutledge siblings.
06:52Absolutely untameable.
06:53One year, they made three counselors cry and one had to go before the summer was over.
07:02I believe there's only one way to settle this.
07:06Face off! Face off! Face off! Face off!
07:10You're gonna love this.
07:22The game of choice is two lies, one truth.
07:27One counselor will leave with bragging rights.
07:29The other, emotional damage.
07:33Ladies first.
07:35Fine.
07:37I was homecoming queen.
07:40I still sleep with a stuffed animal.
07:43And...
07:45I have never had a crush on a coworker.
07:48Lie, truth, lie.
07:50Noah James is not the homecoming queen type.
07:54Third.
07:56It was a stuffed dog.
07:58His name was Bingo.
08:01Meet the dog.
08:03That wasn't part of the game.
08:06It's not a bad thing.
08:07Counselor Matthews wins!
08:09Counselor James gets Pine Ridge.
08:11Chaos coming!
08:15I can't believe he used something private to win a game.
08:19Like it was nothing.
08:26Bingo, huh?
08:33Camp Evergreen lesson number one.
08:35Camp Evergreen lesson number one.
08:36Nothing stays secret for long.
08:40To be fair, he seems like the kind of guy that thinks boundaries are a suggestion.
08:44It's derogatory.
08:47I guess I just finally stopped expecting him to grow up.
08:53Stupid me.
08:55He made me think that he had.
08:58To be fair,
08:59my dog's name is Bingo.
09:02He's a real dog.
09:03One of the stuffed.
09:05Wait, seriously?
09:07Used to sleep in my bed, too.
09:10Okay, you're either lying to make me feel better,
09:13or this is the craziest cosmic coincidence ever.
09:29Is it always like this before the kids arrive?
09:32Never this chill.
09:34This is the calm before the storm that is Camp Evergreen.
09:39You nervous?
09:41Nah.
09:43All their chaotic energy means I have a stacked team for the talent show this year.
09:47I plan on winning, so...
09:49Should I be worried?
09:50I don't know.
09:51How competitive are you?
09:54Mildly dangerous when provoked.
09:57Okay, children, I'm heading into town to focus on some very exciting and important administrative things.
10:04Don't set anything on fire.
10:06Okay, I'm out.
10:09It's tradition.
10:10He leaves us alone for a night so we can blow off a little steam,
10:14so we don't accidentally throw a camper into the lake later.
10:19Right.
10:21All right, sluts and sad boys.
10:24It's time for the main event.
10:27Plastic bullshit.
10:30Get caught, you lose a layer.
10:32False call, you lose two.
10:35Hope you're wearing your cute underwear.
10:37Good morning.
10:41Okay.
10:44Micah, you're up.
10:47Two queens.
10:49That's a bold play.
10:50You calling it?
10:52Not yet.
10:54Just enjoying the show.
10:57Mm-hmm.
10:58Noah, you're up.
11:00One ten.
11:02Bullshit!
11:03A double call.
11:04Aww.
11:06She's had tales since middle school.
11:08And you...
11:10have always underestimated me.
11:13Yes, man!
11:14Oh my God!
11:15Lose the shirts, boys.
11:18You asked for it.
11:22Ooh!
11:24Oh, la la.
11:52Okay.
11:52Strip bullshit was just the warm-up.
11:54Now, we play seven minutes.
11:57All right.
11:58I'm gonna go take a piss.
12:00Don't be shy, Micah.
12:02We're all friends here.
12:03Okay.
12:08Well, well, well.
12:12It's a match.
12:16Shed.
12:16Now.
12:18Seven minutes.
12:19No supervision.
12:20This is so stupid.
12:22I...
12:30Then it'll only take seven minutes.
12:41So...
12:43What are we supposed to do in here anyway?
12:46Talk about our taxes.
12:49At least until you...
12:51...start pretending...
12:53...you don't like me.
12:56I...
12:56I...
12:57Don't...
12:58...act like you don't feel it either.
13:01I don't mind a thing...
13:04...and I like to feel...
13:36...i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii.
13:37portion on this body do that again
13:49remind me why we do this for ourselves every year it's a rite of passage I'm
13:56pretty sure the camp evergreen ancestors would rise from their graves if we didn't
14:01get shit-faced before the kids arrived hey you excited to officially be a camp
14:09evergreen counselor okay what's up with him he's been giving off a little bitch
14:22energy all morning why
14:28maybe because you and rat have been making googly eyes at each other over
14:33your pancakes you guys haven't exactly been subtle but why would that matter to
14:38him girl why do you think good morning my little upstanding members of society hope
14:48you're all well rested and hydrated because campers are coming in just a few
14:53hours
14:58captain red reporting back for more punishment start
15:02permission to make your life a living hell sir you guys haven't even been here
15:08for an hour just setting the tone early sir please let this be the year they get
15:15abducted by squirrels
15:18all right set set set settle down my beautiful disasters we're off to a great track
15:34well that wasn't in the forecast welcome to georgia shoot for sherbert i forgot to gas up benny
15:44no sir not on that ankle noah micah you're up ponchos are by the door if you get struck by
15:54lightning don't sue
15:56no promises
16:12that's benny right
16:15benny the jenny
16:21so
16:21so
16:24he barely talked to me today
16:29maybe i didn't have anything to say
16:46i guess we're all just
17:00we should probably get back right
17:13long time to reboot a generator
17:17must have needed some serious hands-on attention
17:28was that benny humming or was that just you two
17:31what is your problem
17:33no problem just making sure you didn't get electrocuted
17:37or something else you can be such a dick sometimes you know that i'm just joking
17:44unless you got something to be embarrassed about i don't owe you anything brett
17:47enough both of you
17:57hey champ you okay
18:02i kissed rat
18:09almost kissed micah tonight
18:16oh is he weak
18:19i was so mad at ret i hated how smug he was being
18:26with micah i guess he found out about the kiss with ret and he was
18:31obviously upset about it
18:33but i just wanted him to say it
18:36you know and when he didn't
18:39that hurt too
18:43gosh i don't know what that says about me but
18:47it says he's got two boys that like you and a brain that's trying to sabotage both options
18:59you don't have to decide tonight
19:01you don't have to decide tonight
19:02no but i do have to admit
19:10i like both of them
19:14i like both of them
19:20no darn well
19:21and i called the bottom
19:22i thought it turns out
19:24you know what i mean
19:25dude no
19:26all right everyone chill
19:32you know what everyone out all of you this is our cabin Noah
19:46hey are you okay
19:51fine
19:55you sounded like you're ready to throw connor into the lake
19:58not in the mood ret
20:03i just i wanted to say um that i didn't mean to embarrass you
20:08i wasn't embarrassed
20:11okay i was pissed
20:14because i thought we had something real in that shed
20:17it was real
20:21that's why i was joking
20:24i don't know i i freak out whenever i care too much
20:29i guess that hasn't changed
20:31yeah well you also haven't learned to shut up so
20:36classic me right
20:37no because classic you
20:39would have made me feel like i could trust you afterwards
20:44so you trust the new guy
20:47more you don't even know him Noah
20:50well at least i don't leave every conversation with him feeling like an idiot
21:00cool good talk
21:03damn it
21:07what'd you do
21:11i hit Noah with a granola bar
21:13she kicked us out
21:16ah
21:20one time i threw a ukulele at my brother
21:23mist
21:25hit my grandma's urn
21:27ashes
21:28everywhere
21:28wait really
21:30yeah dead serious
21:32but i ended up writing one of the best songs i've ever written
21:36sometimes rage makes good music
21:40you ever write
21:42uh just fan fiction
21:44okay
21:45that's a start i guess
21:51i'm sorry i hear you was a granola bar
21:55it's okay
21:56i'm sorry i yelled
21:58head back to the cabin okay
22:06you're good with him
22:08i just talked to him like he's a person i'm not a kid
22:15i'm not a kid
22:16well thank you
22:17sure
22:20hey what are you doing later
22:24meet me after lights out
22:27okay
22:41i'm starting to think i got stood up
22:43i'm fashionably late
22:44it's a thing
22:46you okay you seemed
22:49stormy earlier
22:52pine ridge brought out the worst in me
22:56so did someone else
22:58it's messy and it's not like me
23:03i don't know i kind of like messy no
23:07it was a terrible pickup line
23:09i am pretty terrible at pickup lines
23:15play me something
23:17only if you promise not to fall in love with me
23:19oh you should be so lucky
23:34good morning evergreen
23:37what's going on my little mischief makers
23:38it's time for the annual camp evergreen scavenger hunt
23:43we got 30 clues
23:44three hours
23:46and one extremely underwhelming trophy
23:49camp counselor team captains are posted
23:52over there
23:59oh boy
24:01you have got to be kidding me
24:03this should be fun
24:09this is why we're in last place
24:11where camp legends used to dine beneath the tray that carried tails
24:16old mess hall
24:17could also be in the kitchen storage shed
24:20of course you would say that
24:21we're gonna die out here
24:23could the two of you please try not to turn every clue into a pissing contest
24:30connor
24:31lead the others to the old mess hall we'll meet you there
24:35come on guys
24:40really trusting a rutledge over us
24:42right now a thousand percent
24:49what's going on with you noah
24:50with me
24:52you're the one who thinks because you kiss me once it gives you some sort of emotional squatter's rights
24:59wow
25:00okay
25:02you kiss me too
25:04you know
25:07yeah well i i guess i just suck at reading red flags
25:32noah james
25:34Rhett Matthews, Micah Peterson, my office, now.
25:41Do you know how many emails I've gotten
25:43from parents this week?
25:47None, because their kids are too busy taking bets
25:51on which of you is gonna win
25:52your little CW off-brand love triangle.
25:55So congratulations, you're famous.
25:58But we didn't start it.
26:00No, you just fed it.
26:07You're here to set an example,
26:09not be an example of what not to do.
26:13Here's what's gonna happen.
26:15You're gonna act like a team,
26:17because that's what those kids mean.
26:19And if you can't do that,
26:21I'll reassign all three of you.
26:23I'll be clear.
26:27We're good.
26:29Now get out of my office.
26:36Huh, dude.
26:37What?
26:38Doesn't this alpha male shit ever get old?
26:40You think it could take me, or what?
26:42You've had a seven-year head start,
26:43and you're still in last place,
26:44so I like my odds.
26:46Hey, stop!
26:49Did you hear anything Felipe just said?
26:53Grow up!
27:04Good morning, my little songbirds.
27:07We're switching things up today.
27:10Counselor Shift Swap.
27:11Hey, look alive, people!
27:14Adaptability is a life skill.
27:16Noah, Wreck.
27:17you're on wreck duty water balloon fight you take red team i'll take blue as long as i get
27:27the rutlers brothers your funeral no friendly fire you know you used to be more fun and you
27:36used to be less insufferable i'm evolving well here they come
27:48so
27:55so
27:57so
27:58so
27:59so
27:59so
28:17nice shot
28:26oh my god
28:31hey rat
28:33my eyes are up here
28:37hey um no we need
28:42more water
28:49it was fair play i took you out
28:53then i took my girl out
28:57are you guys like officially a thing again
28:59we're not a thing we were just working
29:05let's go lovebirds and chaos children it's time for campfire confessions
29:13welcome brave souls to campfire confessions here we go i kissed someone this summer and i haven't
29:22stopped thinking about it since
29:33i'll be right back i'm gonna go get some air
29:38next confession
29:43hey
29:44hey you okay
29:48yeah yeah i just needed a minute
29:53sometimes it's easier to just not say the thing that you want to say
29:59sometimes it's worse
30:03what are you doing out here you're missing campfire confessions
30:09i just
30:11like being wherever you are
30:17you know it's really hard not to kiss you when you say things like that
30:24i guess i must be saying all the right things
30:26i guess
30:42oh john i better take a bite
30:45you're doing fine
31:00we'll see
31:06i gotta admit
31:08i've been looking at you ever since i got here
31:12what are you doing
31:15just trying to make your day more interesting
31:18i thought you were up limits now
31:21you look awfully good today
31:25oh my god shut up
31:43i'm gonna go
31:46so that kiss last night
31:50i'm gonna go
31:51just making sure it's not something you're
31:55regretting
31:58no
32:01but
32:03i do want to do this summer the right way
32:08and not get caught up in all the drama
32:10it did happen and
32:14it wasn't nothing
32:18okay
32:19i can definitely work with not nothing
32:26all right my little doolittles listen up the camp evergreen talent show is officially on
32:33this is a competition there will be a trophy there will be glory and there will be shame for the
32:41losers
32:43good luck
32:49a musical number
32:53but you guys aren't a band
32:57you rank
32:58yes
32:59yes
33:00yes
33:01these
33:03lovely little angels
33:05have got it into their heads that they are going to form a band
33:10and perform a musical act in four days
33:14sick guys
33:16no don't encourage them
33:20why not that's literally our job
33:23hey how about this i'll help with the arrangement
33:26and we'll make a band out of them yeah
33:33fine
33:42that was
33:45you guys rocked it
33:49okay you guys
33:51give us one second
33:52if they perform that in front of the camp
33:54they will be eviscerated
33:56their act is a little
33:59ambitious maybe we just convinced them to simplify
34:02what
34:02no
34:03you not see them up there
34:05they had a blast
34:08you know what james
34:10i've seen you do more with less
34:11if anyone's gonna whip them into shape
34:13it's you
34:15you
34:15your call
34:16i'm with you either way
34:17me too
34:21all right you little miscreants
34:24listen up
34:43and then there was one
34:47all the best bands break up right before their first performance
34:59so how's the solo career going
35:02i don't want to perform by myself
35:05and you're not going to be alone well i'll be right there supporting you
35:09even if i screw up
35:10especially if you screw it up
35:13better go get ready
35:22not bad matthews
35:25they are going to love him
35:28for what it's worth
35:32i always knew you could pull off a miracle
35:41camp evergreen talent show
35:48let's get this circus started
36:01up next all the way from pine ridge cabin
36:04connor
36:06rutland
36:25i don't want to play if you don't
36:30got the feeling in your eyes 20 touchdowns in a row
36:36don't deserve you in my life feels like diamonds
36:42yesterday we're falling on the ground now you want me
36:50i've been found
37:05that performance wasn't half bad
37:08appreciate it
37:09connor really stepped up
37:12yeah kids got guts
37:18it takes the right kind of push to bring that out of the people
37:23not everybody's good at timing that push though
37:28is it still about connor
37:29i don't know
37:32maybe i'm just thinking out loud
37:36why don't you use your words this time big guy
37:42you ever stop to wonder if she's looking for something that you could never be
37:48you ever stop to wonder that maybe you had your chance and you missed it
37:54some people get caught up doesn't mean that they don't care
38:01caring is not the same as showing up
38:05she's a smart girl
38:08she'll figure it out
38:15yeah she will
38:23you really came through for connor tonight
38:26wasn't about me
38:29it was even about you
38:32you know you used to look at me like you believed in me
38:39i never stopped
38:51i can't
38:54noah
38:55i'm sorry
39:04so who'd you make out with this time
39:11what we've been on a walk and it just happened
39:16rookie mistake it always starts with a walk
39:21but you know the second it happened I didn't
39:26want it it felt forced like neither of us
39:30wanted it I don't want to be this girl
39:36anymore you're still figuring it out
39:40that's allowed you know
39:58Rhett dated my sister
40:03hey you were in love with her
40:11but it was one-sided so what
40:15she didn't want you and then I showed up
40:18and I was close enough
40:20no it stopped being about her a long time
40:25but it started there
40:28Rhett it is so hard to stand out
40:32when you've lived in Sierra's orbit your entire life
40:39I never meant to make you feel like you were second best
40:56can I come in
41:04I've looked up to Sierra my whole life
41:08and I guess somewhere along the way
41:11I stopped admiring her and started wanting to be her
41:18and I don't know who I am without chasing her
41:24I know who you are
41:26you're Noah James
41:29insanely smart
41:32compassionate
41:34beautiful
41:37why are you like this?
41:39I want to be
41:41for you
42:00what are you doing?
42:06beautiful
42:07yeah of course
42:08you got
42:15meet me after lights out
42:17again with the mystery meetup
42:19you love it
42:20the dark midnight
42:22I'll bring the gummi worms
42:23oh romance isn't dead
42:38hey
42:39hey
42:40you good?
42:42no
42:44I lost my necklace
42:47I've looked everywhere
42:49I know it's stupid
42:50hey
42:51it's not stupid
42:55let's go find it
43:10don't worry
43:11we'll find it
43:11okay
43:12yo
43:13you guys hunting ghosts or
43:14I lost my necklace
43:16do you need backup?
43:20I know exactly where to look next
43:32there it is
43:37thanks for helping me find it guys
43:38of course
43:40head back to the cabin
43:41okay
43:44he's got your flair for the dramatic
43:47I'm starting to think that you're rubbing off on them
43:50I gotta say
43:51you look awfully good tonight
43:53Rhett
43:54shut up
43:55come on
44:08how was your late night rendezvous?
44:11how did you
44:13shit?
44:14shit
44:17hey
44:19I am so sorry
44:21it's okay
44:22no
44:22actually it's not
44:24I didn't mean to
44:25no
44:25it's fine
44:27seriously
44:27you don't owe me anything
44:30it's not that I didn't want to be there
44:32I had to help
44:33Noah
44:34it's okay
44:35I mean it
44:37I'm sure whatever you and Rhett
44:39were doing was way more important
44:44just thought you were different
44:45just thought you were different
45:10this is getting depressing
45:12operation reboot
45:14you in?
45:17Jude
45:17where are we going?
45:26no
45:27I should go
45:32sit down
45:33both of you
45:51well
45:51Jude was right
45:53it must have been pretty bad for the Rutledge brothers to do all this
45:58and they stepped up
46:00so you know what
46:01I dedicate this song
46:02to them
46:15follow the trees
46:18through the mountains
46:20and the moonlit starry night
46:26bye
46:26I
46:27I
46:27I
46:38I
46:39I
46:41I
46:42I
46:42I
46:42I
46:45I
46:46I
46:58You've got a minute
47:02I just wanted to say
47:06I've seen how you are with her
47:08And how she is with you
47:12Just don't screw it up
47:15I don't plan to
47:17Good
47:20Because when she lets her guard down
47:22It's not just some casual thing
47:24It's like a truss fall from 20 feet up
47:31I'm not going to let her fall
47:36Are you trying to steal my hoodie?
47:40I didn't steal it
47:42It migrated
47:44Keep it
47:45It already smells like your shampoo anyway
47:49Okay
47:49But if I wear it
47:52I start to get all nostalgic and teary
47:55It's on you
47:57I'll take that risk
48:08Okay guys
48:09Before we get started
48:11I have a little surprise for you all
48:13It better not be another game of strip bullshit
48:17Sounds like some poor life decisions were made while I was gone
48:20I'm proud
48:22Sierra
48:27Best campfire storyteller goes to Rhett
48:32And finally
48:34This year's Camp Evergreen MVP goes to a counselor
48:39Who started this summer with a chip on her shoulder
48:41And somehow is leaving here with half of the camp calling her a legend
48:46Noah James
48:48Come on down
49:13Hey
49:14Hi. I just wanted to say thank you.
49:22For what?
49:23For letting me love you.
49:26You'll always be one of my favorite what ifs.
49:35Hey, what's going on?
49:40I just bought you a little extra summer.
49:44Don't waste it.
49:47You are a lot mushier than people give you credit for.
Comments