00:04My pet monster, on him I can depend
00:08My pet monster, a monster of a friend
00:13He's big and blue and scary, but a friendly monster too
00:17My pet monster, pet monster, I love you
00:22He's always playing scary tricks, but I know that's okay
00:26Cause he's just having lots of fun in his own monster way
00:30He loves to munch on garbage, he'll even eat the can
00:35If this sounds gross, please understand
00:37He's my best friend
00:42My pet monster, my very, very bestest friend
00:46My pet monster, a monster of a friend
00:50A monster, my friend
01:01And now, my pet monster
01:14Why does he keep doing that, Max?
01:17I don't know, you think he's sick?
01:19Now checking all systems
01:21Normal
01:24Hmm...
01:25Hey, Gertie the Glamorous Gorilla?
01:27Oh, isn't Gertie beautiful?
01:32Oh, he must be sick
01:35Monzie's not sick, he's in love
01:39In love?
01:40With a gorilla?
01:41Yuck!
01:42That's worse than sick, that's disgusting
01:45Everyone falls in love sometime, even you guys
01:49No way!
01:54Wouldn't they make a great couple?
01:57Come on, Monzie, we'll be late for the zoo
01:59Zoo?
02:00What's at the zoo?
02:02Gertie!
02:02I'm taking Monzie to the zoo for a romantic rendezvous
02:09No pet monster of mine is going to date a gorilla
02:12Besides, Monster, haven't you forgotten today's garbage?
02:16That's right, so it's up to you, pal
02:18Garbage or Gertie
02:23It's pretty sad when Monster picks a girl over garbage
02:27I just hope Monster knows what he's doing
02:32Hmm...
02:36Okay, no one's looking
02:38Monster eyes him!
02:50Monster-rific
03:03Help me look
03:06You look great
03:08But you smell awful
03:12Thanks, no trash can cologne
03:40I hate this job
03:48That's Gertie?
03:49Uh-huh
03:49Isn't she pretty?
03:52Yeah, pretty ugly
03:54Now you guys be nice
03:56After all, beauty is only skin deep
03:59Then that's one thick-skinned gorilla
04:01Aw, Monster never get to see Gertie
04:06Line up too long
04:11Hmm...
04:12Excuse me
04:18It's a monster!
04:22Monster!
04:23It's a monster!
04:25It's a monster!
04:31I say, Charles, the natives are restless today
04:40You can dress him up, but you can't take him anywhere.
04:57Hey!
04:59The watch were you going?
05:06Nigel here. Do you have Gertie in sight?
05:09Sure do, Mr. Pig. She's sticking her face in the sand right in front of me.
05:14That's an ostrich, you fool! I keep telling you, get some glasses!
05:20Oh, boss, glasses will ruin me image. Besides, I can see perfect.
05:26Not without glasses, you can't. Just kidnap Gertie and get that rest of money!
05:33Yay! You can count on me, boss.
05:39Oh, you're gonna hire. Maybe this will beat you.
05:55I really hate this job.
06:01Well, what are you waiting for?
06:03C-c-courage.
06:05Slow down, Max.
06:07Mozzie can't just swing over there and expect to kiss Gertie on the hand.
06:20Yeah, you're right, Jill. Gertie would never allow it.
06:27Ah, forget her, Monster. There'll be others. Let's go.
06:38No, Monster still gives presents to Gertie.
06:47Ahem.
06:49These for you, Gertie.
06:50You're my favorite star.
06:55Wahoo!
06:56Yeah!
06:59Whoa, whoa, whoa!
07:02Eww!
07:03Kissed by a gorilla!
07:06Stop kissing Monster!
07:09We just met!
07:12Ah!
07:14Oh!
07:15Oh!
07:16Go away!
07:17Monster just wanna be friends with Gertie!
07:21Ah!
07:22Help!
07:23Ah!
07:23Help!
07:24Come on, Chuckie.
07:25We gotta save Monster.
07:26Gertie, you should be ashamed of yourself.
07:30It's not Lady like to kiss on the first date.
07:33There's no lady.
07:35There's an animal.
07:36Ah!
07:38Yikes!
07:38Ah!
07:40Help!
07:41Oh!
07:42Monzie!
07:43Ah!
07:44Whoa!
07:46No!
07:47Ah!
07:48Hold it, Gertie.
07:50All right, all right.
07:51Let him go.
07:51He's been through enough.
07:55Beat it, kids.
07:56And take your dog with you.
07:59Yes, sir.
08:01You okay, Monster?
08:03Yeah.
08:04I guess so.
08:05I'm sorry, Monzie.
08:06Gertie looked like such a nice dog.
08:08Gertie looked like such a nice dog.
08:08Yes, Gorilla.
08:09I thought you'd like each other.
08:11Monster like Gertie, too.
08:12But too much kissing.
08:15So, Romeo.
08:16Had enough for one day?
08:18You bet.
08:19Right now, me'd rather see Beaster than Gertie.
08:25Ah!
08:27Huh?
08:44No foul-ups this time.
08:46No, sir, Mr. Big.
08:48You can count on me.
08:50This time, I won't mess up.
08:52No way!
08:53Uh-uh.
08:54I got Gertie where I want her.
08:57Hey!
08:57Yeah!
08:58There she is now.
08:59They must have let her out for good behavior.
09:02Well, she's not gonna be free for long.
09:06Go away.
09:07Your mother's calling.
09:15Boy, I've had enough for one day.
09:18One for the ransom money.
09:20Two for the show.
09:21Three to get ready.
09:23And gotcha!
09:24Ha!
09:25You ain't blue!
09:26Roar!
09:28And if you ain't blue, you ain't Goody!
09:32Roar!
09:32Roar!
09:33Roar!
09:34Roar!
09:35Roar!
09:38Roar!
09:45Roar!
09:46Roar!
09:48Roar!
09:48Roar!
09:49Roar!
09:49Roar!
09:49Roar!
09:50Roar!
09:52Roar!
09:54Roar!
09:55Roar!
09:56Roar!
09:56Roar!
09:56Roar!
09:56Roar!
09:57Roar!
09:57Roar!
09:58Roar!
09:58Roar!
09:58Roar!
09:59Roar!
09:59Roar!
10:01Roar!
10:07Oh, there goes the neighborhood.
10:10Yeah!
10:13Ha-ha-ha!
10:20Beast-er finally got...
10:23...monster?
10:27Rawr!
10:32Ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:40Whoa!
10:42Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
10:49Whoa!
10:52Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
10:54Yikes!
10:59Oh, no!
11:01Ah!
11:06No!
11:09That's close.
11:11That's...
11:11Dirty!
11:13You stay away, monster grateful!
11:16But not that grateful!
11:19Ah!
11:20Gotcha!
11:22Ha-ho!
11:23Still, Goody!
11:24You'll be an ape-nap!
11:26Hey!
11:27Don't mess up this time!
11:29How come I don't do that?
11:29Boy, is Mr. Pig gonna be surprised by this!
11:33Ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:41Oh, goody, goody, goody!
11:43My poor little monkey kidnapped!
11:47Why?
11:48Who would do such a thing?
11:50How could anyone kidnap such a stupid,
11:53I mean, a wonderful creature?
11:58Don't worry.
11:59Whoa!
11:59The crooks couldn't have gotten very far.
12:01Whoa!
12:02I want my Gertie back!
12:07Goody's been ape-napped!
12:09Whoa!
12:10Whoa!
12:11What's going on?
12:15Whoa!
12:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:19Gurdy, we thought you were kidnapped!
12:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:24Then if she didn't get kidnapped...
12:26Who did?
12:29She's trying to give us a clue.
12:32Right, okay.
12:35Lips.
12:38Gross.
12:39Kiss, kiss.
12:40Kiss? Kiss who?
12:43Someone's short. A dwarf.
12:45Shaky hands. Nerves.
12:47Nervy. Is that a dwarf, Max?
12:49Wait, no. She's saying no.
12:53Okay, first word.
12:54Sounds like...
12:55Uh, sounds like, uh, uh, it's, uh...
12:58Oh, it's, it's, it's, uh...
13:00Uh, it's...
13:00Ooh!
13:02Mobster! Sounds like mobster!
13:05A word that sounds like mobster?
13:08Mobster, mobster, mobster, dobster.
13:11Lobster!
13:12Nah!
13:13Somebody's kidnapped a lobster and Gertie loves him.
13:16That's dumb.
13:19Hey, where is she going?
13:22Whoa!
13:26Of course! It's monster that's been kidnapped!
13:30How are we going to find him, Max?
13:32Maybe Gertie can help us.
13:34What do you say, Gertie? Can he help us find monster?
13:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
13:40Come on!
13:48All right, Gertie, come on out.
13:51And no monkey business.
13:55Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
13:57Huh?
13:58Thank me for what?
14:00Kidnapping you?
14:01No.
14:02For saving me from...
14:03Your long haul.
14:04Oh, don't mention it.
14:06It was...
14:07Yikes!
14:08This is incredible!
14:10A talking ape!
14:11No wonder Mr. Big wanted me to nab her.
14:18Hello.
14:19How did it go, Nigel?
14:21Oh, hiya, Mr. Big.
14:23I, uh, got Gertie right here in front of you.
14:26Gertie, here, where, where?
14:30Hide me, hide me.
14:31But she's getting kind of antsy, bossa.
14:35You want I should teach her a lesson?
14:39Hmm.
14:40No.
14:41Leave it to me.
14:50Boy, are you in trouble.
14:52Oops, you're right.
14:54Monsterly Max and Buddy's all alone.
14:57Max?
14:58What's a Max?
15:00Max, my best buddy.
15:03Me find Max and go home now.
15:05Ciao.
15:05Why?
15:06You can't go yet.
15:09Once Mr. Big gets here,
15:11the fun and games are really going to start.
15:15Fun?
15:16Monster love fun.
15:18What kind of game we play?
15:20Well, let's see now.
15:21You ever play monkey tag?
15:23It's easy.
15:24I'm Etsy, and when I tag you like this,
15:27you're it.
15:29And now you try and tag me.
15:31If you say so.
15:34Tag!
15:35Now you're ready.
15:37Why is it I get the feeling
15:39and I'm not going to enjoy this?
15:50Any luck, Gertie?
15:52Are there any other animals
15:54that might have seen Monster?
15:55Forget it, Max.
15:57We've talked to more animals
15:58than Dr. Dewinkle.
16:00Hey, what's she doing?
16:02Maybe she's picking up Monzie's scent.
16:09Yep.
16:13Thank goodness for Trash Can Cologne.
16:17Tag!
16:18Dew it again.
16:20Oh, I can't take much more
16:22of this fun stuff.
16:24Come on, come on.
16:26Dew it.
16:29Time out!
16:30Nigel, I'm tired.
16:32You're not having fun?
16:33Oh, no.
16:34I'm having gobs of fun.
16:36I just think we should try a new game
16:39like Peace and Quiet.
16:42Me don't know that game.
16:43But me know hide and seek.
16:45Perfect.
16:46You go hide and I'll go seek.
16:48The nearest emergency ward.
16:58Monzie must be in there.
17:00Come on, let's go.
17:01Wait, Max.
17:03Look.
17:04Who is that?
17:06I don't know.
17:07But he sure is big.
17:10Blast.
17:11Where'd that silly Simeon go to?
17:14Mr. Big.
17:16Oh, thank goodness you're here, boss.
17:18Keeping that little ape happy
17:20was no picnic.
17:21So where is she?
17:23Well, there she is.
17:26I think.
17:27I just love it when they're scared.
17:31All right, you blue baboon.
17:33We're taking you for a one-way ride.
17:36Hey, who are you calling, baboon?
17:39Ah, you blundering fool.
17:42That ain't goody.
17:43It ain't.
17:44It's a monster.
17:47That's me.
17:48Let's get out of here.
17:51Hey, Max.
17:53Maybe we shouldn't do this.
17:55Shh.
17:56Yeah.
18:00Max.
18:01Monster.
18:02Jim.
18:04Fonzie.
18:05Chuckie.
18:06Yo.
18:08Gertie.
18:11Gertie.
18:18Gertie.
18:19Come on.
18:20Monster's in trouble.
18:21No, Max.
18:22Monster can handle Gertie.
18:24We've got to stop those crooks.
18:26Whoa.
18:27Whoa.
18:28Whoa.
18:37Hey, you two! Come back here!
18:47Beaster, get monster!
18:50Beaster, know monster here somewhere!
18:56Hey, come on! Stop!
18:58Get back here!
18:59Hold it!
19:03The monster!
19:15Whoa!
19:16Whoa!
19:17Ah! Nasty Nigel!
19:19You've got him, officers!
19:21Gertie's kidnappers!
19:22Hey! What's happening to the big guy?
19:26He's... he's deflating!
19:29You mean I've been working for a bub...
19:32Let's just see who Mr. Big is!
19:35It's Gertie's keeper!
19:38That's right! That's right!
19:40I was tired of playing second banana to that...
19:43That primate prima donna!
19:47Hey, hey, hey!
19:48No, no, no, no, no! You can't!
19:50Oh, this is humiliating!
19:52It's not fair! It's...
19:53Oh, put me down!
19:55That takes care of the mysterious kidnappers!
19:58Now we gotta find Monster!
20:00Right!
20:01I have a great...
20:03Ah!
20:06Ah!
20:12Ah!
20:13Ah!
20:15Ah!
20:30Oh, no!
20:31Beastar!
20:33Whoo! Whoo!
20:35Beastar, run away!
20:38Beastar, run away?
20:40Why?
20:42Whoa!
20:44No!
20:46Wait a minute!
20:48That's why.
20:51Whoa!
20:53Whoa!
20:54Whoa!
20:55Whoa!
20:56Whoa!
20:57Whoa!
20:58Whoa!
21:03Beastar!
21:04Whoa!
21:07Run for life!
21:09What got into him?
21:12Does that answer your question?
21:18Whoa!
21:20Whoa!
21:22Whoa!
21:23Whoa!
21:23Whoa!
21:25Bye!
21:26Bye!
21:28So much for Gertie.
21:30Oh, well. Monty will find a match someday.
21:33Hey, where is Monster?
21:36Over here, Max. No worry, Jill.
21:39Monster learned one thing today.
21:41Really? What's that?
21:43Love may come and love may go.
21:46True love is hard to find.
21:48So till the day it comes my way,
21:51garbage will do just fine.
21:56Oh, it's Monster.
22:26Jonathan Wisement
22:28You
22:28What
22:32Is
22:33Can
22:35disaster
22:35In
22:35computer
22:35The
22:35Windilen
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