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03:09... y así es un poco, un poco de diferencia...
03:11... pero para que eres como el CEO, tendremos siempre que ser maravilloso.
03:15¿Huh?
03:16No tiene esto.
03:18No tiene una promoción, ¿huh?
03:19No tiene que quitar.
03:21Porque me voy a dar eso en la y tuve el asesinato...
03:24...¡f Tucsonado!
03:28¿Vale?
03:28¿Tú estás diciendo que me opciones son...
03:31...¿codes maravilloso en un mes?
03:33¿O yo forcié la CEO posición?
03:36¿Dónde está esto?
03:40¿Qué es lo que está pasando?
04:07We're engaged
04:25Yep, engaged
04:27Brian
04:30Seriously, it's been three years
04:34Arnum, Brian Arnum
04:35My assistant and the
04:37Love of long life
04:39Oh, right
04:41Is this true?
04:44Of course it is
04:46Jenna King is my
04:48Kind
04:49Sweet
04:50Loving
04:51Beyonce
04:52Beyonce
04:55What did he say to her?
05:02It's all settled then
05:03We'll get the paperwork made up immediately
05:06Next week after the wedding
05:08We'll make it official
05:10Of course
05:12Engaged means
05:13We'll be getting married
05:14Next week
05:16It's different when you say like
05:19Congratulations
05:21Congratulations
05:22See you at the wedding
05:26You're going down, King
05:27Not if things went the way they did last night
05:39What the fuck
05:41I know
05:42What the fuck
05:43I know
05:45Look, they weren't going to give me the position unless I
05:48Said that I was married
05:50I panicked
05:51Oh
05:51Well, you can keep panicking
05:53Because we are not getting married
05:55I came in here to tell you that I quit
05:58What?
05:58And that you're a selfish asshole
06:04Okay, that sounded a lot more harsh
06:05Out loud
06:06What are you going to do about it, huh?
06:09Fire me?
06:10You are selfish, Jenna
06:12Yeah, but so are you, Brian
06:15What do you want?
06:17I want a raise
06:20Fine
06:20No, no, no
06:21I want a promotion
06:22Then the raise
06:23This is not a fucking magic lamp
06:25Oh, well, then I'll just tell them you lied
06:26Oh, Devin
06:27No, no, no
06:27Okay, fine
06:28Fine
06:28You can have a raise
06:30And promotion
06:31And your promotion
06:33Yeah
06:35I didn't know you were so annoying
06:37Oh
06:38Well
06:39I certainly knew you were
06:42You're engaged?
06:43Huh?
06:44How could you?
06:49What are you doing?
06:51Panicking
06:59It's not like you would tell your ex-girlfriend
07:01That you're even seeing someone
07:03What?
07:04Betrayal
07:05Tasha, come on
07:06We went out for one drink
07:09And then we slept together for months
07:15Don't
07:15Don't judge me
07:16As an inter-office relationship
07:20You both
07:20Are subjected for an HR interview
07:23Answers to this interview
07:24Are considered on the record
07:26And result in considerable fines
07:28If found to falsely represent the relationship
07:31I mean, that doesn't sound legal
07:33I don't make the rules
07:34I don't make the rules, Mr. Arnhem
07:35But I do
07:38Isn't that funny?
07:41As you know
07:42It's a very powerful company
07:44Which means that
07:45If we ever find out
07:46That this engagement of yours
07:48Is a sham
07:49Not only will you
07:50Lose the CEO position
07:52But we will
07:53Be in you
07:55Legal or not
07:59Question number one
08:00When was the first time
08:02You two were
08:03Intimate?
08:07Oh, you owe me a big time
08:11It was
08:12After the Poulsen style party
08:15Yeah
08:16Ms. King
08:17Jenna
08:18Invited me as her plus one
08:22Clark
08:23Honey
08:24You said you would do it
08:25I don't want to
08:26Hey, stop
08:37And, uh
08:38We shared a very
08:40Very special night
08:42What?
08:44We just stopped
08:46What are you
08:47No, I'm not
08:48Come on
08:49I'm not
08:50Okay
08:51Come on, show me
08:51What do you got?
08:52Best move
08:53Step touch
08:59Come on
09:00Come on
09:01A little bit
09:09Can I kiss you?
09:11Such a gentleman
09:14Time to go
09:22Thanks, Spot
09:23Let's go
09:24Let's go
09:28Yep
09:29That was the first time we were
09:31Intimate
09:33Charmy
09:34Moving on
09:35What is Jenna's favorite underwear?
09:39This is ridiculous
09:40Stand-up procedure
09:42Yeah
09:42But if you don't want to go through it
09:44I'm more than happy to tell the board that you were receiving the offer of CEO
09:50Black lace
09:52From Agent Lace
09:54Collab with Lovely Design
09:55Is it also standard procedure to, uh, have her strip right here to prove it?
10:00He's so funny
10:01He's so funny
10:04Favorite movie?
10:05Speed 2
10:07Favorite flower?
10:08Peonies
10:09Especially when they're not in season
10:15Well, you two seem to know a lot about each other, right?
10:18But Brian, did you happen to know that your fiancee here was cheating on you last night?
10:25With me
10:30Yeah, well, we, uh, had a sort of last hurrah moment
10:36And, uh, honestly, I'm just surprised that she spent her last hurrah slumming it with you
10:44You two better watch her back because I'm coming for you
10:47And I'll expose you
10:49And then I'll ruin you both
10:53Good luck
10:56Tasha
11:04That was brutal
11:06I can't believe you slept with that guy
11:09You're one to talk
11:10Touché
11:13He's right, though
11:16If we're gonna do this, we need to really commit
11:20You need to move in
11:21Tonight
11:24Here
11:25Take my card
11:26I'll cover any moving expenses
11:29Look, this isn't ideal for me either
11:32Believe me
11:33But we need to make it at least look like we're on a united front
11:41By the way, how did you do that?
11:42Know all the answers to the questions?
11:44It's like you were living in my brain
11:47Jenna
11:48It's literally my job to know and anticipate everything about you
11:52Well, it's creepy
11:54Hey, just be glad they didn't ask anything about me
11:57What is that supposed to mean?
11:59You know absolutely nothing about me
12:02That is incredibly untrue
12:04Where am I from?
12:05Uh, farm
12:06Mm-hmm
12:09Ville
12:10Nice
12:11How old am I?
12:12Hopefully over 18, am I right?
12:16I'm turning 30 on Sunday
12:17Really?
12:1830?
12:18And you're still an assistant?
12:22My bad
12:22Uh, I will take you out for a nice dinner
12:28Sunday is the day that we're getting married
12:30Right
12:33Ranger?
12:34Oh
12:36This is serious, Jenna
12:39Alright
12:39It's probably fun for you fucking around with finance bros
12:43But this could ruin us
12:46And you might be fine
12:47But I could lose everything
12:49I'm out on a limb for you
12:51I know
12:52I know I'm asking a lot of you
12:54But I swear I will make it up to you
12:57Starting today
13:03Get off my ass
13:08Ha ha ha
13:11That's right, mother
13:12Fuck!
13:17No fucking way
13:19Welcome home, sweetheart
13:21What did you do?
13:23You told me I needed to move in
13:25So I moved in
13:26It's like a fucking manosphere
13:28Threw up on my house
13:30Our house
13:32You know, I'm starting to agree with Devin
13:35This place could use a bit more of a masculine touch
13:38Bro
13:39Mm-mm
13:39Oh, and, uh, here
13:41These receipts are for you
13:42Get your feet off of the designer chair
13:45Were you raised in a barn?
13:48No
13:48The farmhouse next to the barn
13:57Two
13:59God, I love that
14:06Is this a fucking water bed?
14:07You know, my landlord would never let me have it
14:09Where is the $3,000 California king I had custom made?
14:13Hmm?
14:14Oh, right, um, in the alley
14:16Being used by a wino as a toilet
14:19Hey, don't worry about it
14:23Oh, come on
14:24Now we can sleep all close and snuggly
14:26Very cute
14:27And I can see that you're pleased with yourself
14:29Torturing me
14:30Oh, I thought you'd like it
14:31I don't let anyone sleep with me
14:33Not even hookups
14:34Hmm
14:36This is supposed to be my space
14:38Away
14:38From people
14:40My sanctuary
14:41Our sanctuary
14:43Finish that word
14:45I will smother you with a pillow
14:52If this is going to work
14:54There are going to be certain rules that we both need to agree to
14:58A contract
14:59Hmm
14:59Got it?
15:01I'm keeping the bed
15:03Keep the bed
15:04I will sleep in the guest room
15:09What does our engagement contract say about consummating the marriage?
15:13Don't
15:13Take that as a no
15:15Hmm
15:16Okay
15:17Engagement contract
15:18Here are the terms
15:20Um
15:21Sleeping quarters
15:22Will be separate
15:26Next add
15:27Physical affection only when required
15:29Like in public
15:32Nothing gratuitous
15:33Gratuitous
15:40You mean
15:44Take this
15:50Yeah, I'll try to control myself
15:58Good
16:00Nothing gratuitous
16:01No dating or hooking up
16:03Until the CEO paperwork is signed
16:05And my promotion paperwork
16:07Whatever
16:09And
16:10Full and total verbal commitment to each other
16:12Blah blah blah
16:13I get to pick the wedding DJ
16:14No
16:15No DJ
16:16This is going to be a good old fashioned courthouse shotgun wedding
16:19Except I am not pregnant
16:21Just when I thought you couldn't get any less fun
16:23Where do I sign?
16:25We
16:26Jenna King and Brian Arnhem
16:28Enter into this agreement of engagement willingly and of our own volition
16:32What?
16:33Were you like a lawyer or something?
16:35Used to be
16:39What?
16:40I practiced before I joined Purple Rabbit
16:41Now
16:44Sign there
16:45Sign there
17:05Great
17:07Hey, Jenna, it's alright. These are my parents
17:10Mary and Cody
17:12Hi, you're parents
17:14You're parents?
17:16And you must be Jenna
17:17It's so nice to meet you
17:20Appreciate y'all having us
17:22Right, uh
17:24Mom
17:25Dad, what are y'all doing here?
17:27You said you couldn't make it home for your big birthday weekend because of work
17:30So, surprise, we came to you
17:33We went by your old place but your roomie said you were here
17:36And that you were getting married
17:38Right, yeah, uh, we almost forgot
17:42We're engaged
17:43You want to hear all about the engagement
17:45Yeah
17:46After we unpack
17:47After you what?
17:49Right
17:51Lovely
17:51Are you guys sure you wouldn't be more comfortable in, like, a hotel or something?
17:57Jenna, they'll stay in the guest room
17:59Family stays with family
18:01And hey, you're family now, Jema
18:04Jenna
18:04Plus, we want to get to know the gal that stole Bright's heart so suddenly
18:09So, how long are you guys staying?
18:12We just wanted to stay for the big birthday weekend
18:15But now that you two are engaged
18:17We've got weeks of planning to do
18:22Weeks
18:24Weeks
18:25Weeks
18:25Really?
18:27We will be married and divorced by then
18:29Why didn't you tell them that we're getting married next week?
18:32Come on
18:33A courthouse wedding would devastate my mother
18:35She's so excited about this
18:36Just play along for a few days until I find a time to tell her
18:40Fine
18:41But remember when I said I don't like people invading my privacy?
18:44Well, yeah, I was going to ask you about that
18:46Are you just afraid of people knowing the real you?
18:48Or is it more of a preservation thing?
18:49Stop guessing about my neuroses
18:53I wouldn't have to guess
18:55If you'd just trust me
18:59I do trust you
19:02Obviously
19:03No
19:04You trust me with your schedule and your dry cleaning
19:06All right
19:08I know almost everything about you
19:11You know nothing about me
19:17Am I wrong?
19:20I'll sleep on the floor
19:21Uh-uh
19:23I am just as stubborn as you
19:25And twice the gentleman
19:27You're on the bed
19:32He and I
19:33Jiggy juggly jelly
19:34On a plate
19:35He and I
19:37Jiggy juggly
19:38On the first date
19:39He and I
19:40Jiggy juggly jelly
19:42On a plate
19:43He and I
19:44Jiggy juggly
19:45I can't wait
19:46You're my appetizer
19:48Buffet feast
19:50You're my appetizer
19:52Buffet freak
19:53When I come out to the spot
19:55Got me cooking on heat
19:57You're my appetizer
20:00Buffet
20:06Joining me?
20:12You know, for somebody who loves their privacy, you sure hate knocking
20:16Could you just put some clothes on, please?
20:19This is incredibly inappropriate
20:21What are you saying, boss?
20:23Ah, yes, speaking of
20:25Do your parents know who I am?
20:26What do you mean?
20:28Do they know I'm your boss?
20:29Probably not
20:30You know, usually I just refer to you by one of my pet names
20:35What pet names?
20:38Satan
20:38Satan's mistress
20:40Devil incarnate
20:41The dark princess of the underworld
20:43Mainly just variations on the same theme
20:46Unbelievable
20:49Truly
20:52I don't think this will fit
20:55I don't think it's a good idea for me to play hooky from work right now
20:58You know, important business things and assistant
21:00You could be sick one day
21:01That witch doesn't deserve you
21:03Right, Jenna?
21:05I'm sure that witch could do a day without you
21:09Could she?
21:10It's not like she has anything hugely important
21:13No
21:14Going on
21:15Okay, we'll have fun
21:17Aren't you coming?
21:18Didn't you say you were between jobs?
21:21I did say that
21:22Mm-hmm
21:23Good
21:24So what do you have in mind?
21:27There's a lookout at the top of the mountain
21:29Come on, slowpokes
21:31Sightseeing is very different than hiking, Brian
21:34I don't know
21:34Oh, God
21:39Oh, God
21:41Oh, God
21:42I
21:43Oh, God
21:45I just
21:46I just need to say
21:47I just need to say
21:49Oh, hey, hey, hey
21:56Okay
21:58So
21:58More of an inside, girly
22:00Noted
22:01I run every morning
22:03Right
22:05Cut like on a treadmill
22:07Like a civilized person
22:11This is my nightmare
22:14What?
22:15Well, all of this
22:17Strangers in my home
22:18Hugging me
22:19A wedding
22:21A wedding
22:22Oh, my God
22:23The thought of a poofy white dress
22:27Literally makes me want to puke
22:32Well
22:33If it's any consolation
22:34I really do appreciate you being here
22:36You know, it means so much to my parents
22:38To be here with me
22:39And they are psyched about you
22:43Family is everything
22:45Family is overrated
22:47Oh, speaking of
22:48I did invite your parents to the wedding
22:51What?
22:53Just kidding
22:55Sort of
22:57I know family is not really your thing
22:58But I did make a few fake invitations
23:00And left them on my desk
23:02And just to really sell it
23:04I just went to Mr. and Mrs. King
23:08Is this fun for you?
23:10Terrorizing me?
23:11Oh, immensely
23:13What do you do for fun?
23:14Besides feast on the unborn
23:16Um, close the red floor stories deal
23:18Um, review development slates
23:21Sign paychecks
23:22Manage schedules
23:23Order coffee
23:24Work, work, work
23:25You know, there is such a thing as work-life balance, right?
23:29That is the funniest thing I have ever heard
23:31Do you think I like being this way?
23:34I have been there since I graduated
23:36And I still have to work twice as hard
23:38For them to take me seriously
23:41You're right
23:41What?
23:43It must suck
23:46You are the most talented producer they have
23:48By far
23:49And it must suck to have to prove yourself time and time again
23:53Oh god, especially when idiots like Devin
23:56Just prance on in because they have a dick
24:00Granted, I assume it's a pretty small
24:02Oddly shaped dick
24:04Yeah
24:05But you do deserve better
24:10Thank you
24:14Okay
24:15Now onto the top
24:17Buttercup, buttercup
24:26Ma, here
24:27I know how much you love your chocolate chips
24:28Oh, thank you, dear
24:30I sure do love my chocolate chip cookies
24:34Jenna
24:35That salad looks delicious
24:37Oh, yeah
24:37It's a
24:39Chopped salad
24:40Are you kidding me?
24:41That's not just any chopped salad
24:43That's the chopped salad
24:44Extra chopped
24:45No basil
24:45No spices
24:46Just the way she likes it
24:47Wow
24:48You're gonna make a great husband, Bri
24:53Right
24:54Yes
24:54Thank you
24:56Babe
24:57Right
25:03Oh, you don't have to be shy in front of us, kids
25:05You know, when your father proposed
25:07He couldn't keep his hands off me
25:09Still can't
25:10Oh, stop it
25:12No, please stop
25:13No, sir, no, sir
25:13You won't horned off me
25:14Please don't
25:15Yeah
25:16That's right
25:18Hey, you know
25:19The old ball and chain
25:23I am not old
25:25Oh, well, you certainly act a lot older than you are then
25:30Yeah?
25:31Yeah
25:31At least I don't act like a frat boy
25:33Right
25:34Right
25:34Right
25:35Right
25:35Right
26:02Anybody want a drink?
26:03I know I do
26:08Right
26:11Pull yourself together, man
26:13It's a contract
26:14Strictly professional
26:15Right
26:18Hi
26:19Do you have anything stronger than coffee?
26:24So, Jenna, tell us what you have planned
26:28For what?
26:30Oh, uh, boobies, probably
26:33No, silly
26:34The wedding
26:35You are a hoot
26:38Uh, yeah, probably just something simple like a courthouse
26:44Probably next week
26:45Oh, a good old-fashioned shotgun courthouse wedding
26:48Exactly
26:50Except I'm not pregnant
26:53No
26:54No, you can't be getting married in some dusty old courthouse
26:57Sweetie
26:58Last minute we can work with
27:00But this is gonna be your wedding day
27:02It's fine
27:03Don't worry, Jenna B
27:03I will help you every step of the way
27:07We'll start today
27:09Ah, I'm actually
27:10Oh, what did I miss?
27:13We are going wedding dress shopping
27:15Oh
27:17She loves dresses
27:20Especially wedding dresses
27:21There's bourbon in here
27:22Drink
27:27Oh, isn't everything just so beautiful?
27:32Don't you just love, love?
27:34Uh-huh
27:38Is something the matter?
27:42Maybe this is also complicated
27:45Oh, sweetheart
27:47I'm not gonna lie to you
27:48Marriage is complicated
27:50If you follow your heart
27:52You always end up in the right place
27:54And I could see
27:55How good and big your heart is, Jenna
27:58I don't know about that
28:00It is
28:01You gotta believe it
28:05Showtime
28:09Keep me back
28:11Never make care
28:13Tell me something
28:15You better not share
28:17You're getting ambitious
28:19But falling too deep
28:21Digging way back
28:22Cause
28:23You promised to be
28:24So never give in
28:26To my natural emotions
28:29Oh, keep in your head
28:30That you know
28:31That we're going to survive
28:33Never give in
28:34To my natural emotions
28:37Baby, you're letting
28:38To know that
28:39It just takes some time
28:41Oh, just takes time
28:46Oh, just takes time
29:10Jenna
29:11You feeling okay?
29:13You're looking a little pale
29:15Yeah, yeah
29:16It's probably just a
29:16Pike and
29:17Champagne
29:18And
29:19Dancing
29:21Oh, hi
29:25I think I'm gonna faint
29:27Jenna
29:27Oh
29:28Jenna
29:29You okay?
29:34Yeah
29:34Yeah
29:35Yeah, I'm good
29:36I'm good
29:36I'm good
29:37You look beautiful
29:40Oh, no
29:46She'll be fine
29:48Take her home
29:50Here, come on
29:52We'll get you some rest
29:57You know, you weren't kidding
29:59When you said wedding dresses
30:00Really disagreed with you
30:01Not the time, Bri
30:02I don't even know what happened
30:05Oh, I talked to the doctor
30:07He said you just had too much fun
30:09A little bit of rest
30:11And you'll be right back on your feet
30:13Oh, God
30:14Look on
30:17Here
30:20You can have my special blanket
30:23Yeah, there you go
30:26Some water over here if you need it to
30:28Your mom's really sweet, by the way
30:31Your whole family is
30:33We'll see where you get it
30:36Was that a compliment?
30:38Maybe we should take you to the ER
30:40Stop
30:42Don't make me laugh at my weekend's tape
30:44Sorry, sorry
30:48I don't think anyone's ever actually taken care of me before
30:51Really?
30:52But you make it so easy
30:58My parents never really cared about me like that
31:01It's like their careers and lives were so much more important than me
31:04Growing up, I was a parent
31:08And I think I just started
31:11Seeing and believing, really
31:13That showing vulnerability was a weakness
31:17Yeah
31:17Well, that sounds pretty hard
31:19Made me a good producer
31:21But a bad partner, I think
31:23You're not a bad anything, Jenna
31:26I mean, we're all humans
31:28Just
31:30Trying our best
31:33Except Devin
31:34Oh, yeah
31:35Except Devin
31:36Fuck that guy
31:36Fuck that guy
31:39Okay
31:43Well, fuck Devin
31:44Yeah, fuck Devin
31:47Fuck that guy
31:49Cause Devin
32:05I love it
32:06And that's a good idea
32:06I love it
32:06I love it
32:09Yeah
32:10I love it
32:18¿Qué?
32:23¿Qué?
32:24¿Morning?
32:26I'm really glad you didn't turn into a pumpkin last night.
32:30Or whatever they have in hell.
32:31Right.
32:33Because I'm the devil.
32:40Um.
32:42Thank you.
32:45It was really sweet of you to take care of me.
32:48What?
32:50Are you still sick?
32:53Do you have a fever or something?
32:57It feels really nice.
33:10Are you feeling okay?
33:11Do it, do it, do it, do it.
33:19I gotta go.
33:21Um.
33:27Gotta go to work.
33:28Bye.
33:34Oh my god.
33:36I love Brian.
33:45Okay.
33:46Come on.
33:47Come on.
33:49Come on.
33:58That is a problem for future Jenna.
34:00Just get it together, babe.
34:02And stop talking to yourself.
34:04Starting now.
34:08Okay.
34:11So, with the new script changes.
34:13I wish Brian was here.
34:17Schedule changes.
34:18I can't believe she slept with my husband.
34:21Did I just say husband?
34:23You seem a little distracted, Jenna.
34:26No.
34:27Not a good look for the next CEO.
34:29No, no.
34:30Everything, everything is good.
34:31Everything is great.
34:32Let's just pick this up after the wedding.
34:34You seem to have a lot on your mind right now.
34:37It's funny.
34:40Yeah.
34:43Tick, tock, tick, tock.
34:46It all falls down.
34:49It's two different nursery rhymes, you moron.
34:52Did you just call me a moron?
35:01Okay, I'm just gonna tell him that I have real feelings and be able to think straight.
35:09Jenna!
35:10Jenna, I met your new neighbor.
35:18Clark?
35:21Long time no see, Jenna.
35:23Oh, you two know each other.
35:26I'll start dinner so you can catch up.
35:28Brian will be home soon.
35:30Who?
35:31Uh, Brian, he's...
35:34He'll be home soon.
35:35Okay.
35:37So, what are you doing here?
35:38Funny enough, just moved in.
35:40Down the street.
35:42Why?
35:43You hate this neighborhood.
35:45Things change.
35:46People change.
35:48Look, I'm not the man who I once was.
35:50Okay?
35:51I'm not the one who let you get away.
35:58What we had, that was special.
36:01You can't deny that.
36:02I...
36:03I don't know what to say.
36:04Say it's not too late.
36:06Is it?
36:09Right.
36:14I'm engaged.
36:15Didn't answer my question.
36:16You left me.
36:18You broke my heart.
36:19You don't know how sorry I am, truly.
36:21I wasn't ready then, but I am now, okay?
36:25I'll prove it to you.
36:27I don't have time for this.
36:29Do you love him?
36:30If you do, just tell me.
36:32I'll leave you alone for good.
36:35Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
36:39Clark, would you like to join us for dinner?
36:43Um...
36:43No, no, no.
36:45Sure.
36:46Great.
36:51Come on.
36:52Diane, if you don't mind.
36:53Oh, sure.
36:54Yeah.
36:57Here you go, pal.
36:59Thanks for coming.
37:00Yeah, appreciate it.
37:01Look at this.
37:03All right, let's...
37:04Okay.
37:05Ooh.
37:06Nice.
37:07Comfy.
37:08Yeah, that's about right.
37:12Craig, could you pass the wine?
37:18Brian, could you pass the wine?
37:27Hi.
37:28I'll do it myself.
37:31Clark said you two go way back.
37:33Yeah, I knew Jen before all sass, no frass.
37:38I rather like strong, independent Jenna.
37:43Sass and all.
37:44Well, any Jenna's better than no Jenna, right?
37:50Uh, Jenna, any wedding progress today?
37:54Oh, no, but we're still planning.
37:57I thought you hated planning weddings.
38:00People change.
38:02Right?
38:24I know you and Clark dated.
38:30But were you ever in love with him?
38:35We were engaged.
38:47Glad to see you're still running.
38:50Mind if I join?
38:55May I?
39:03Uh...
39:04There.
39:04All right, come on.
39:16¿Qué?
39:24Bueno, hey, it was great catching up, Jen.
39:30Sup, Brian.
39:33Sup.
39:39¿Qué?
39:40Do you make breakfast?
39:42I did.
39:45That plate's for you.
39:47Although, I see you already ate.
39:49Got a little something left.
39:51He is harmless, Brian.
39:53Really.
39:55Right.
39:56We're going to be late to meet my parents.
39:59You should put a shirt on.
40:10Oh, my God.
40:11It's so good.
40:12Do you like this?
40:13It's delicious.
40:14It's very good.
40:21Here, Brian guy, keep doing some of this.
40:25Here you go, sweetie.
40:30If it isn't the happiest couple ever.
40:32Oh, my God.
40:36Oh, my God.
40:37That's a spirit.
40:40Everybody, thank you.
40:41Hey.
40:42Oh.
40:43Dad.
40:44These are the board members of my company.
40:46The big day is almost here.
40:48Are you getting excited?
40:48Over the moon.
40:50I just have to figure out how to smuggle a wedding cake into a courthouse.
40:54Oh, no.
40:55You can't get married to the courthouse.
40:57Devin, call the staff.
41:00Tell them to prepare the house for a wedding this Sunday.
41:03No.
41:04Can we at least offer you some cake?
41:07Well, um.
41:08Oh, no, no.
41:09He's probably really busy.
41:10He's got lots of meetings going on.
41:13It's usually very.
41:15I need you to meet me at the cafe right now.
41:20How are you guys doing?
41:21Oh, my God.
41:22Come right on in.
41:24Really good.
41:25You know what?
41:25I just realized we haven't heard the proposal story yet.
41:28It must be amazing, huh?
41:29So good.
41:30Please, tell us about it.
41:32Well, it's actually a really funny story.
41:35Really?
41:36Um, Clark.
41:41Clark?
41:42Clark?
41:45I thought your name was Brian.
41:50Why don't you join us?
41:52We're just hearing about the proposal story.
41:54What if I do?
41:56Go on, Jenna.
42:01It was our anniversary.
42:04And, um, he wrote me a poem.
42:11It was so sweet.
42:13So sweet.
42:14And masculine.
42:15And hot.
42:17And then he took me to a poetry reading.
42:20I didn't know you liked poetry, son.
42:22I don't.
42:23But apparently Jenna does.
42:25You know, Ode to a Fancy Urn is my favorite.
42:29Go on, babe.
42:30Why don't you tell the rest?
42:32Fine.
42:33I will.
42:35And then he cried.
42:37And he cried.
42:38And he cried.
42:39And then he got down on one knee and he proposed.
42:41Yeah, well, that's not exactly how I remember it.
42:43Fine.
42:43Then you tell them.
42:49Free wedding titters.
42:53What the hell are you doing?
42:54Besides single-handedly keeping up this narrative?
42:56No, I mean, turning into an unrecognizable puddle
42:59the moment Clark walks into the room.
43:00What are you talking about?
43:01Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
43:03Are you jealous?
43:05No.
43:05This is a contract marriage.
43:07Okay, so then what is it?
43:08You're putting us both in jeopardy.
43:09All right, do I need to remind you
43:10that I have real stakes in this?
43:12My family, I'm lying to them.
43:13Okay, well, I'm sorry if I don't know what you're into.
43:15Maybe you like poetry.
43:17I don't know.
43:18Anything about me.
43:20That is not fair.
43:22It is not my job to know things about you.
43:24You're right.
43:26But you never tried to either.
43:41I came to check on you.
43:42I'm fine.
43:43I couldn't sleep.
43:45I know you, Jack.
43:46You're not okay.
43:48It's just this whole wedding thing.
43:51And Brian drives me nuts.
43:54He does seem a little, uh, high-strung.
43:57Yeah, it's, yes.
43:58He's always, like, doing things for me.
44:00Not, like, in a patronizing way.
44:02In, like, a supportive way.
44:05And he's ambitious and smart, which is annoying.
44:10And he listens to me, which is so weird.
44:15I can't stop thinking about you.
44:18Can I kiss you?
44:27I'm marrying Brian in two days.
44:29Look, I messed up.
44:30I can see that now, but...
44:32If you have an ounce of feeling the way I feel about you, then...
44:36Hey, you should be mine.
44:38I want to marry you.
44:39What?
44:42I thought you said marriage was a loss of independence.
44:45It's worth it to be with a person you love.
44:50Yeah.
44:52Yeah, you're right.
44:58Hey.
44:59Think about it.
45:07Did you buy it?
45:09Every word.
45:11Hmm, sweet.
45:12Very sweet.
45:16Just play the part until she falls for you.
45:19And break it off with that loser, Brian.
45:21Then you're gonna be free to leave her again.
45:23And I'll get you the rest of your money.
45:25You got it.
45:26I'm so glad you're a gang.
45:27Win-win for me.
45:28I get paid.
45:29I get some tail in the meantime.
45:31I kind of forgot how hot she is.
45:33I like you, Clark.
45:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.
45:39We need to talk.
45:42I need your help.
45:44To teach someone a lesson.
45:47Like a team?
45:50You're a team.
46:19I thought you said you hated hiking.
46:23God, I've missed you.
46:28Wait.
46:29Can we, baby?
46:31Here?
46:32Hey.
46:33I am all yours.
46:35Yeah.
46:35Do whatever you want.
46:36What about Brian?
46:37What about Brian?
46:45I don't have to take my shoes and socks off, right, babe?
46:47I mean, there's pokey stuff everywhere.
46:49That actually depends.
46:52On if you want to hike down fully nude or not.
46:54Like.
46:54God.
46:55God.
46:58I think I'm going to puke.
46:59I think I'm going to puke.
47:01Oh, God.
47:02I know this is part of the plan, but watching that was truly sickening.
47:05Oh, well, at least you don't have his tongue in your mouth.
47:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
47:08What's going on?
47:10We need to talk.
47:12There is nothing between me and Clark.
47:15There was at one time, but that is over.
47:18I am marrying you.
47:23Go to bed.
47:26Every time you come into my life, you fuck it up.
47:29You're the reason I didn't want to get married.
47:31You are a pathetic, impotent excuse for a man.
47:37Even if I hadn't seen this video of you and your little dirtbag boyfriend this morning,
47:42I knew you were up to something.
47:44So I strung you along until I could figure it all out.
47:48Thank you for coming to Jenny King's TED Talk.
47:50Kobe!
47:51No, no, no.
47:51Oh, come on.
47:53Oh, come on.
47:55That's far.
47:56Thanks for doing this.
47:57Have a nice hike down, douchebag.
48:00Rotten hell.
48:01Bye.
48:08Oh, dear, you look beautiful.
48:11Thank you.
48:12I want you to meet Grandma Sandra.
48:14She has something special for you.
48:17Grandma?
48:18Welcome to the family.
48:21Huh?
48:21We want you to have this.
48:23Oh, I really, I...
48:26Oh, yes.
48:27Absolutely.
48:28Yes, yes.
48:29We insist.
48:30It's an Arnhem family heirloom.
48:33And we want you to know, every time you look at it, that you belong.
48:38Farming.
48:39Farming.
48:40Fun.
48:41And family.
48:42Family.
48:43Family.
48:44Family.
48:45Family.
48:46Family.
48:57Hey, now.
48:59I told Jenna this already, but I got the whole CEO paperwork right here.
49:04Now, during the wedding ceremony, you're going to sign the marriage certificate, but you'll
49:09also sign this, make it all official.
49:12Welcome to married life, son.
49:15All right.
49:18That's your last chance, bro.
49:21I know it's all lies, lies, lies.
49:25I'm going to make a deal for both of us, so we can get what we want.
49:28If you owe Jenna, I'll promote you to her job, and I'll pay you three times the raise.
49:36But if you go up and sign that deal, I'm going to make good on my promise to ruin both
49:42of you.
49:42My offer stands for five more seconds.
49:46Five.
49:47Four.
49:48Three.
49:50Two.
49:51Oh, uh, you know what?
49:53You're right.
49:54You are very consistent.
49:57Consistently the biggest D-bag I have ever seen.
50:02Enjoy having Jenna as your new CEO.
50:06Bye.
50:13Thank you.
50:14Sorry.
50:31¿Qué pasa?
50:53¿Qué pasa?
51:17¿Qué pasa?
51:17It, uh, looks like our pan's gonna go off without a hitch.
51:23You sure about this?
51:27Stop the wedding!
51:35Oh, my God.
51:41This marriage is a sham.
51:44As you can see in this contract right here, dated a week ago.
51:50I told you you shouldn't have given it.
51:51Not the time, Bri.
51:52They have deceived this company.
51:54And they have deceived all of you, ladies and gentlemen.
51:57Oh, my God.
52:00What's he talking about?
52:02I'm very glad you asked.
52:03In order to get promoted, Jenna right here, force her assistant, Brian, to marry her.
52:15Is this true, Jenna?
52:22Thank you.
52:29You know, you would have made a really shitty lawyer.
52:32What?
52:33Look at the bottom of that page.
52:37I didn't sign that.
52:40You can wave that piece of paper around all you want.
52:44It's not gonna do anything for you.
52:46Because I made a promise to Jenna that I would marry her.
52:50And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
52:52You didn't sign the contract?
52:54Nope.
52:57So you did all of this because you're a good person.
53:06I'm sorry, I can't do this.
53:09Well...
53:12You have given me so much.
53:14What are you doing?
53:15You've given me years of your life.
53:17I threatened to ruin your career.
53:20I forced you to lie to everyone.
53:24I forced you to pretend to be in love with me.
53:26Look, you don't have to do this.
53:27You cannot stop.
53:28I'm sorry you ever met me.
53:32Wait.
53:37Just let me go.
53:39Trust me.
53:45I don't deserve to be a part of your family.
53:50You don't get to decide this.
54:06I guess she did all the dirty work to ruin both of you.
54:12That's why you'll never be CEO.
54:15What?
54:15Devin, you are an embarrassment to this company and to our family.
54:21If you insist on acting like a child, you are going to be treated as one.
54:26Go to your room and stay there.
54:29No, please.
54:30No, no, no.
54:31Daddy, I can explain.
54:32Please.
54:43So how you doing, son?
54:45Pretty shitty, Dad.
54:49I'm sorry I lied to y'all.
54:51You do what you have to do for true love, including never giving up.
55:01Everyone can go home.
55:02It's over.
55:03She's gone.
55:07It's not over, Brian.
55:10Go find her.
55:12So what are you waiting for, son?
55:14Yeah.
55:16Yeah.
55:17Yeah.
55:18Yeah.
55:30Jenna, it's me.
55:34I know you're in there.
55:48Can I come in?
55:50I don't deserve this.
55:54Not after everything I've done.
55:58But you don't love me.
56:01This is all fake.
56:03I don't think you can fake the kind of connection we have.
56:06Do you?
56:08Why are you doing this?
56:10You don't need me.
56:12They offered you my position.
56:14Jenna, I quit.
56:17You what?
56:22Why?
56:23They, Devin offered you the position.
56:26That's your, that's your dream job.
56:27Why would you do that?
56:28I don't want to be anywhere you're not.
56:30Brian, I'm...
56:30Look, I know what you're going to say, okay?
56:33Because I know you better than anyone else.
56:38And I also know that I love you.
56:50And I have loved you from the day that I met you, Jenna King.
56:56And even when I've hated you, which I have many, many times.
57:03I've still always been head over heels in love with you.
57:07So, what do you say?
57:10No contracts, no professional strings attached.
57:22Will you marry me?
57:24For real?
57:27I love you, Brian.
57:42Brian, do you take Jenna to be your lawful wedded wife?
57:46So this is what you wanted?
57:48Do you get married tonight?
57:49I do.
57:52I don't want to spend another birthday without you.
57:55And Jenna?
57:57I do too.
57:57You may now kiss your bride.
58:01I'm out here in the dark
58:04Wondering where you are
58:08I still wish upon
58:11Hanging on the world
58:16Hanging on for this world
58:27Put the script in Cayman's hands.
58:29See if he likes it.
58:30Okay.
58:30Oh.
58:31Hi.
58:33Oh, hey.
58:33Could you get me a coffee?
58:34What happened to our new assistant?
58:35Amy's out there at the desk.
58:36Uh, Amy, could you grab us two lattes?
58:38Sure thing, boss.
58:40I'm the really tall guy.
58:42Yeah.
58:43Astronomy, yeah.
58:47I do too.
58:48Every time, boys, you like it.
58:53Yeah.
58:55See you next time.
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