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Teaching My Robot Boyfriend How To Love Short
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00:00:06I remember you're here because of me so don't go embarrassing me now it's been a
00:00:14while you're gonna come over tonight oh yeah who is she oh that's just my
00:00:23girlfriend she can watch us I think you're forgetting your place and remember
00:00:33if you don't behave yourself and still have James terminated
00:00:43James darling yes you'd like me to get you a drink James excuse me do I know
00:01:06you
00:01:06James who's this I'm not sure what's happening excuse me miss this is very
00:01:12inappropriate I don't know you and I already have a girlfriend get your hands
00:01:17off of him who invited this woman to this party anyways that's my girlfriend
00:01:27well well well isn't it the infamous Michael Huston why am I not surprised you seem to always pick up
00:01:35strays and you always lower the bar humans aren't good enough for you now I know your
00:01:42boyfriend's a robot oh don't worry I won't say a word just keep your mouth shut false alarm my
00:01:52girlfriend seems to be mixing this person up with someone else come on James let's go please James
00:02:20I'm sorry dear I have something in the house I thought robots remember everything to make us more human they
00:02:26make us imperfect because
00:02:30imperfection makes perfection makes perfection
00:02:35what's wrong
00:02:37nothing
00:02:38perhaps just a slave malfunction
00:02:40oh it just keeps on and on and they say you're the perfect model I'm sorry but I'm alright now
00:02:48I'll be right back
00:02:53bitch
00:02:55you made me a laughingstock
00:02:58you promised me you wouldn't erase his memory
00:03:00I promised that I wouldn't have him terminated I never said anything about not erasing his memory
00:03:06now he's not gonna remember you anymore
00:03:09come on
00:03:10no not anymore you lying piece of shit
00:03:14how dare you
00:03:16how dare you
00:03:17you bitch
00:03:21that's enough
00:03:27back off
00:03:29or I'll call the police
00:03:30you still remember me
00:03:32no
00:03:34I just don't like seeing a man lay his hands on a woman
00:03:36I said back off
00:03:39you're gonna regret this
00:03:43take care miss
00:03:45what do you think you're doing
00:03:48who gave you permission to help another girl
00:03:50I apologize Smith
00:03:51were you flirting with her?
00:03:54that is unacceptable
00:03:56of course not
00:03:57I'm yours
00:03:58and only yours
00:03:59how do you prove it?
00:04:02whatever you want me to do
00:04:07jump off that balcony
00:04:09then I'll believe you
00:04:11of course
00:04:15James?
00:04:17James?
00:04:22James no!
00:04:23please don't do this
00:04:24I have to follow my girlfriend's orders
00:04:26no James stop!
00:04:28why would you ask him to do this?
00:04:30you know he has to follow the orders of his owner
00:04:31you may be a robot but you have feelings
00:04:33you have worth
00:04:35you're...
00:04:35we're human than human
00:04:37you're...
00:04:37human than human?
00:04:38how do you know he's a robot?
00:04:40I was James' last owner
00:04:42his ex-girlfriend
00:04:44they fucking sold me a used one?
00:04:46oh they're gonna get in so much trouble
00:04:48James!
00:04:49come on
00:04:50now!
00:04:52James!
00:04:54I have to follow my girlfriend's orders
00:05:02I'm coming!
00:05:03I'm coming!
00:05:11what the...
00:05:14good morning birthday girl
00:05:17you've delivered a dead guy to me!
00:05:19oh my god he's not breathing!
00:05:20what?
00:05:21did he die during transportation?
00:05:22oh my god
00:05:23oh my god we're gonna be in so much trouble
00:05:24he's not a real person
00:05:25my friend has his company
00:05:27and they're testing out their newest AI boyfriend product
00:05:29I thought you could use company you know?
00:05:31it's been a while since you dated anyone
00:05:32wait wait
00:05:33are you signing me up for a robot boyfriend?
00:05:36just give it a chance
00:05:36you might actually like him
00:05:38right
00:05:39like I never have a robot be my boyfriend
00:05:41no
00:05:42I'm returning it
00:05:52what?
00:05:54what?
00:05:54what's your name beautiful?
00:05:59um... um...
00:06:00it...
00:06:01oh just put me down jesus christ
00:06:03it's wrong
00:06:04yeah
00:06:07um...
00:06:07god no I can't be tempted
00:06:10where is the switch?
00:06:13I feel the strength in my arms
00:06:17I can see the color around me
00:06:21james
00:06:22what if we could put that strength to good use?
00:06:29uh... follow me james alta
00:06:34this is your chance to put that strength to good use
00:06:37help me clean up this mess
00:06:39easy peasy
00:06:40an alpha male like me can make anything happen
00:06:45girlfriend
00:06:47oh not your girlfriend nor your woman
00:06:50just...
00:06:52just...
00:06:53get to work
00:07:01what are you doing?
00:07:03i thought you were gonna make it clean
00:07:05why is it even worse?
00:07:07well actually cleaning isn't included in my factory settings
00:07:10but...
00:07:10cleaning's are important
00:07:13as an alpha male type let me show you how i take charge
00:07:22you know what?
00:07:23i wish the word no was included in your factory settings
00:07:26stop trying to kiss me
00:07:28stop trying to carry me in your arses
00:07:30you know what?
00:07:30just stay away from me
00:07:32you're lost
00:07:33but don't worry
00:07:34i'll be ready for our next fairytale moment
00:07:37you know what?
00:07:38i think it's time to teach the ceo
00:07:41how to clean
00:07:58you did a good job
00:08:00i'm glad that i can spoil you
00:08:02i didn't ask you to spoil me
00:08:04you're just doing your job as part of the household
00:08:06which is
00:08:07being a masculine and dominant ceo
00:08:09of this
00:08:11tiny apartment
00:08:13i won't let them
00:08:14i won't let you down
00:08:19just...
00:08:19don't talk to me
00:08:21for the next two hours
00:08:22okay?
00:08:24ah!
00:08:49what are you doing?
00:08:51to keep you company
00:08:58no...
00:08:59this isn't right
00:09:00come on here
00:09:03make sure you're just having care of me
00:09:05no...
00:09:06no...
00:09:06i want real love
00:09:07not some sex service from a robot
00:09:09i do love you, Hannah
00:09:11love me? you don't even know me
00:09:13you're Anne Hill
00:09:1328
00:09:15the only daughter of Danny and Amanda Hill
00:09:16you went to ucla
00:09:18you majored in english literature
00:09:19your cholesterol is a little bit high
00:09:20and...
00:09:21not these, James
00:09:22the real me
00:09:23you're programmed to love me
00:09:25but that's not real love
00:09:26it isn't real love
00:09:29you're just a robot
00:09:30you wouldn't know
00:09:33sorry i didn't mean to...
00:09:35no...
00:09:35you're just a robot without a heart
00:09:37you're just stating a fact
00:09:40i need to apologize
00:09:43here
00:09:46sex service function
00:09:47my own sanity
00:09:48i'm gonna turn it off
00:09:52i'll be in the living room, man Hill
00:10:01i've read your newest novel and it's...
00:10:04good
00:10:06but...
00:10:06but what?
00:10:07you've been having dry spells, haven't you?
00:10:09you've got to get yourself out there
00:10:10to get inspired
00:10:12guess what?
00:10:13my friend Dustin is visiting me today
00:10:15Lillian, i'm not into blind dates or setups
00:10:18you two would hit it off
00:10:19hi
00:10:20i'm Dustin
00:10:22nice to meet you
00:10:24and...
00:10:24nice to meet you too
00:10:26i'll leave you two to it
00:10:33i must say, it was a pleasant surprise
00:10:35do you want to exchange contact info?
00:10:37sure
00:10:39just...
00:10:39put your number
00:10:45Jim?
00:10:46time to go
00:10:47James!
00:10:50catch got away just like that
00:10:56James!
00:10:57hold me down!
00:11:00what the hell, James?
00:11:01how did you even know i was here?
00:11:03i don't want you talking to that guy again
00:11:04wait, have you been following me?
00:11:06Ann, please, just listen
00:11:07i didn't want-
00:11:07no, James
00:11:08i'm done listening to you
00:11:10you have no right to follow me
00:11:11let alone tell me who i can and can't see
00:11:13but i'm your boyfriend
00:11:15i'm also a dominant ceo type
00:11:16and it's my responsibility to protect you
00:11:18except that you're not
00:11:19i only kept you to help me with household chores
00:11:21nothing more
00:11:23you're also far from a ceo
00:11:24how many businesses have you run?
00:11:28James
00:11:29if you keep doing stuff like this
00:11:31i'll have no choice but to return you to the factory
00:11:35let's just go home
00:11:36this one一
00:11:36되고 anyone
00:11:45am i
00:11:46i
00:11:50it
00:11:53son
00:11:56son
00:11:58the
00:11:59son
00:12:02he
00:12:03six
00:12:04he
00:12:04after
00:12:05och
00:12:23The number you dialed is not a working number.
00:12:25Please check the number and dial again.
00:12:28I can't fully understand human emotions yet, but...
00:12:31You seem to have something on your mind.
00:12:33This unblocked me.
00:12:35Well, I just told him not to contact you.
00:12:37I didn't think he'd block you.
00:12:38You what?
00:12:40James, I told you not to interfere with my life.
00:12:43That's it. I'm not trying to do that.
00:12:45No, but I was just trying to...
00:12:45Well, I'm finding the remote that came to the box.
00:12:47No, just... just a little...
00:12:54What's next?
00:12:55I checked Dustin's records and his online trace.
00:12:57He takes nude photos of his dates and he puts them on the dark web.
00:13:01That's why I didn't want you to talk to him.
00:13:03Great.
00:13:04So the only guy I hit it off with in years turns out to be a pervert.
00:13:08I don't understand.
00:13:10You dodged a bullet.
00:13:12Why do you look so sad?
00:13:14Did I upset you?
00:13:17No, James.
00:13:17It's not your fault.
00:13:19I guess I just have terrible luck with men.
00:13:22There goes my date.
00:13:26That was a sign to make you feel better.
00:13:30Would you like it if I took you on a date instead?
00:13:33Not as a boyfriend.
00:13:34Just as a friend.
00:13:37You know what?
00:13:39Fuck it.
00:13:40Let's do it.
00:13:51That's nice.
00:13:54Shall we?
00:13:56Hi.
00:14:05Hi.
00:14:06Welcome.
00:14:07Can I get you started with anything?
00:14:09Oh, I'm still looking at the menu.
00:14:10Gotcha.
00:14:11It's our first time here.
00:14:12Of course.
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:14No.
00:14:15Not everyone can afford to dine here.
00:14:17You guys do know that it is a thousand dollar minimum consumption?
00:14:20A thousand dollars per person?
00:14:22That's crazy.
00:14:23Perhaps we should call.
00:14:25Well, perhaps you shouldn't have come here in the first place, though.
00:14:28One thousand dollars.
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:31Easy peasy.
00:14:34We'll have the caviar appetizer to start, followed by the wagyu steak with the truffled mashed potatoes.
00:14:40And don't forget the lobster tail is a sight.
00:14:42Oh, and please bring us a bottle of your finest Pinot Noir.
00:14:45Jeez.
00:14:46I can't afford that.
00:14:47Why am I not surprised?
00:14:49She can't afford it.
00:14:50Please.
00:14:50Please.
00:14:51I'll take care of her, Bill.
00:14:53In that case...
00:14:55Do you mind paying it in advance?
00:14:57It's policy for first-time patrons.
00:15:02Of course.
00:15:08Thank you, sir.
00:15:10Um, please let me know if there's anything else I can do for you guys.
00:15:13I would be glad to do it.
00:15:15So...
00:15:15You can stay here and serve us.
00:15:18We'd also appreciate a bigger smile.
00:15:20And then who knows?
00:15:21Maybe we'll leave you a bit.
00:15:22Right on it.
00:15:28Is there anything else I can do for you guys?
00:15:30Kevin, you can go now.
00:15:35Where did that money come from?
00:15:37I have to adjust its bank account.
00:15:38I can't believe you did that.
00:15:42Uh, I'm so full.
00:15:46Me too.
00:15:47You didn't even eat because you can't eat human food.
00:15:49I like watching you meet.
00:16:01Mom, Dad, what a surprise.
00:16:03Come in.
00:16:04Sweetheart.
00:16:05What do you know you had a guest?
00:16:07You must be Danny and Amanda.
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09It's so nice to meet you.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:16Honey, it is so good to see that you are not alone.
00:16:20We've been worried about you.
00:16:22Yes.
00:16:23It's about time you found someone special.
00:16:26Especially such a cute guy like James.
00:16:29Honey.
00:16:29Of course, you're the cutest.
00:16:31Honey.
00:16:33But you make each other happy.
00:16:35I'd like to make Anne happy too.
00:16:36Aw.
00:16:38James, you're a good guy.
00:16:41It's my goodness.
00:16:42I was manufactured to be Anne's boyfriend.
00:16:46What do you mean manufactured?
00:16:48Mom, Dad, you know, it's getting so late.
00:16:51I'm an artificial intelligence.
00:16:52I was manufactured by Ulta Technology.
00:16:57Artificial intelligence?
00:16:59What are you talking about?
00:17:00In common terms, I'm a robot program to serve Anne's needs.
00:17:03I provide a boyfriend experience and sex services.
00:17:06Including all kinds of kinky sexual activities.
00:17:09Stop, James.
00:17:09Don't talk about that.
00:17:10I can.
00:17:11This is absurd.
00:17:13You've been single for so long that now you're fetishizing a robot?
00:17:17You've got to stop the fetishizing?
00:17:20The fantasy.
00:17:21You can't be in a relationship with a machine.
00:17:24No, Dad.
00:17:24I am not in a relationship with him.
00:17:26Anne and I were just about to kiss when he walked in.
00:17:28James!
00:17:29You are not helping.
00:17:30Should we prove it?
00:17:31No.
00:17:32Mom, Dad, it's not what you think.
00:17:34I'm the dominant masculine CEO of this tiny...
00:17:36James temporarily shut down.
00:17:42Honey, maybe we should get one.
00:17:44Amanda, please be serious.
00:17:47And, sweetheart, we realize that you might be going through a rough patch, but this isn't the solution.
00:17:53You've got to meet somebody real.
00:17:55Who can also make you happy.
00:17:57I've heard there are dating apps designed for people into kinky sex.
00:18:03No, Mom, no, I don't want that.
00:18:05Honey, we just want what's best for you, but a robot is not it.
00:18:09My friend Leslie's son is a...
00:18:13Well, he's a real catch.
00:18:15He's kind.
00:18:16He's successful.
00:18:18He's charming.
00:18:19Charming?
00:18:19You should meet him.
00:18:21Mom, Dad, I...
00:18:22Sweetheart, please just give it a chance.
00:18:24He's charming.
00:18:25Very charming.
00:18:26Charming.
00:18:26Charming.
00:18:27Fine.
00:18:28I'll meet him.
00:18:42Michael Pestin.
00:18:44Anne Hill.
00:18:45It's been ages.
00:18:46You look stunning, as always.
00:18:48Your mom knows my mom?
00:18:49Yeah.
00:18:50When I found out, I asked her to set up a date.
00:19:10You want to dance?
00:19:11No, thanks.
00:19:14Come on.
00:19:15How can you turn this down?
00:19:20Hands off, you creep.
00:19:27All right, I've asked you out.
00:19:29And now you're not going to dance with me?
00:19:31Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:19:32Someone who doesn't waste time on boys.
00:19:35Who think they can charm their way into anything.
00:19:39I'd like to go on a date with you.
00:19:41What?
00:19:43You'll regret this!
00:19:51What do you want, Michael?
00:19:55Look, I know you don't trust me.
00:19:57I was a total jerk back then, but I've done a lot of growing up since college.
00:20:01I'm not the same guy.
00:20:03Really?
00:20:04Yeah.
00:20:04I won't apologize to you.
00:20:07I'm sorry for my behavior.
00:20:10If you want me to leave, I understand.
00:20:13No.
00:20:14It's okay.
00:20:14You can stay.
00:20:17Thanks.
00:20:18So what have you been up to?
00:20:20Well, I started my own tech startup.
00:20:23We're doing really well, actually.
00:20:25I'm surprised you didn't just go work for your dad.
00:20:29Well, he actually is my angel investor, so.
00:20:33Why am I not surprised?
00:20:35I know.
00:20:36You think I'm just this trust fund baby who has everything handed to him, but I'm much more than that.
00:20:41I started my own charity for underprivileged kids.
00:20:45It's been incredibly rewarding.
00:20:47Here.
00:20:52What's, uh, what's been up with you?
00:21:05And I've had a wonderful time.
00:21:07Would you let me drive you home?
00:21:09That would be lovely.
00:21:16Okay.
00:21:17Your plays are mine.
00:21:19What?
00:21:19I mean, you agreed to have me drive you home.
00:21:21I'm going to play with one of them since.
00:21:24Are you kidding me?
00:21:26That's far from the truth.
00:21:28That'll be such a prune.
00:21:30We have a nice son.
00:21:31I paid for the food.
00:21:33I left at your stupid jokes.
00:21:34I complimented you.
00:21:36You haven't changed a bit, Michael Piston.
00:21:38It was all but a lie.
00:21:40You should help you touch this little bitch.
00:21:41I don't know if I have to be charged.
00:21:44Get off of me!
00:21:51Michael, get off!
00:21:52Are you kidding me?
00:21:53The more it makes me want you more, I can tell.
00:21:56You want me too.
00:22:02You want me too?
00:22:05You want me too?
00:22:08Lay another hand on her.
00:22:10You're finished.
00:22:14who the hell are you man's boyfriend boyfriend i knew it you're a fucking slut
00:22:32james stop you're killing him i am gonna kill him james no he's not worth it let's go
00:23:06james i don't understand how were you there to save me
00:23:10i shut you down the temporary shut down only lasts 24 hours
00:23:15i rebooted myself after that time elapsed thank you i don't know what i would have done without you
00:23:29are you sure you don't want to follow this report
00:23:33all right then you get to go miss hill all right thank you doctor
00:23:40please stop you're killing him i am gonna kill him james james can you go get me some water of
00:23:47course
00:23:56hi is this alta technology yeah i have a robot boyfriend and i was just wondering
00:24:03if the robot ever caused harm to a human what would happen
00:24:12deactivation and termination what do you mean by termination the robot would be destroyed
00:24:20i can't do that to james what no no there's nothing wrong i was just
00:24:26anyway i was just curious thank you so much
00:24:37what's wrong hen it was just um a work call told my editor i need a few more days on
00:24:42my draft
00:24:45thank you
00:24:50you know that i can hear everything around me including your phone call right you want to
00:24:55terminate me no i i can't shake off what happened earlier you were
00:25:03so angry i was just trying to help but you're almost out of control
00:25:07i thought you were programmed not to cause any harm to humans
00:25:13i don't know what came over me
00:25:17i can't understand it either but what i do know is i would never do anything to hurt you
00:25:23and if you don't believe me you can send me back to the fact
00:25:25i didn't say that but you need to control yourself
00:25:29let me teach you to control yourself let me teach you
00:25:35how to be human
00:25:44small talk one of humanity's most useless yet inescapable inventions
00:25:48for example the weather is so nice today i'm having a great day
00:25:53you are
00:25:55james it doesn't matter whether i am or not all you need to say is
00:25:59oh wow that's amazing
00:26:03oh wow that's amazing
00:26:06not bad
00:26:07i do hope your days going amazing so far though i hope i'm one of the reasons
00:26:14now another thing
00:26:16cooking
00:26:19just because you can't eat human food doesn't mean you can't cook human food
00:26:24look
00:26:24i know it sounds crazy baby try to understand me please do
00:26:34i knew you would fit me like a glove that day i fell in love with the pictures in my
00:26:40head
00:26:43damn he's good i can't let him find out i'm a bad cook
00:26:50another human trait imperfection makes perfection
00:26:55just like you imperfect
00:26:58but perfect
00:27:01after dinner i have another task for you
00:27:03what is it
00:27:04we'll see
00:27:12why are you crying here
00:27:13it's just so sad
00:27:15it's just a movie
00:27:16it's not just a movie james
00:27:19it's about love
00:27:21marguerite sacrifices her life for ormond because she loves him so much
00:27:25their love is so pure
00:27:27so
00:27:28powerful
00:27:30what is love
00:27:33love is
00:27:36an uncontrollable feeling of wanting to give everything to the other person
00:27:41if it means sacrificing your own life
00:27:50i want to give everything i have to you
00:27:52i don't have a real life but if i did
00:27:56i'd give it to you too
00:28:24it's not real
00:28:26it will never be real
00:28:41is everything all right
00:28:42my old college roommate jessica wants to get dinner
00:28:45is this a social gathering in which you could bring a significant other
00:28:50no
00:28:52and again you're not my boyfriend
00:28:57can i still come
00:28:59james i don't think you're ready for that
00:29:01and i don't want everyone to know you're a robot
00:29:03i understand
00:29:06i promise i'll tell you all about it when i get back
00:29:08okay
00:29:09okay
00:29:21ann
00:29:22you made it
00:29:26jessica
00:29:27this isn't what you said it would be
00:29:33oh did i forget to mention
00:29:35michael insisted on hosting a little gathering and i thought it would be fun to surprise you
00:29:41so you're working with michael peston to humiliate me
00:29:44great
00:29:45well well well
00:29:46little amy hill
00:29:48girl who can't take a hint
00:29:49has come to grace us with her presence
00:29:53you know
00:29:54anne here
00:29:55once confessed her undying love for me
00:30:00sorry sweetheart
00:30:02you're just not my type
00:30:03that's not true
00:30:05i never said any of that
00:30:08sorry miss
00:30:09but mr peston request your presence
00:30:11here's how it's gonna go in
00:30:14you're gonna kiss my shoes
00:30:15and beg for forgiveness
00:30:18or
00:30:20actually that's the only option
00:30:28hey you got back
00:30:29it's a minor hand
00:30:30you're afraid of a little kiss
00:30:32i won't do that michael
00:30:35oh
00:30:36oh
00:30:37okay
00:30:39sorry
00:30:40my mistake
00:30:41in that case
00:30:44why don't you drink this instead
00:30:46yeah this bottle of spirit is vodka
00:30:48you drink the entire thing
00:30:50and i'll forgive you
00:30:51oh
00:30:52it is the highest proof spirit in the world
00:30:55michael
00:30:56you know i don't drink
00:30:58oh
00:31:00well i guess i'll have to help you then
00:31:01open up
00:31:02no michael please
00:31:03here we go
00:31:05let her go
00:31:16stop
00:31:17stop
00:31:18there we go
00:31:19looks like your knight in shining armor can't do anything now
00:31:22seeing as he's detained
00:31:24jamesy
00:31:26you get some watch buddy
00:31:28drink up and
00:31:29let her go
00:31:30let her go
00:31:31come on
00:31:32come on please
00:31:32come on
00:31:33i'll drink
00:31:36james you can't
00:31:39i'll drink that i'll say
00:31:40you all do it
00:31:43i'll let her
00:31:44oh
00:31:45that's touching james
00:31:46really
00:31:47you warmed my heart
00:31:49you know what
00:31:51i'll let her go
00:31:54come on
00:31:54come on
00:31:55drink your gins
00:31:56come on
00:31:57no james don't
00:32:00oh
00:32:01drop
00:32:02drop
00:32:03drop
00:32:06you don't have to james
00:32:08shh
00:32:21it's done
00:32:23you said if i finished it
00:32:24you let her go
00:32:29go ahead
00:32:32this isn't over
00:32:34you're back to the shit
00:32:40and he'll is really not worth it
00:32:42you still have me
00:32:45what do you know
00:32:47about this james guy
00:32:49how did he drink the whole bottle
00:32:50without flinching
00:32:53does it make sense
00:32:54there's something
00:32:55off
00:32:56about
00:32:57michael
00:32:58let's forget about them
00:33:00and let's focus on us
00:33:02go
00:33:02okay
00:33:03bye bye
00:33:07we should run a background check
00:33:09on this james guy
00:33:11i want to know everything about
00:33:12his family
00:33:13where he's from
00:33:14where he sheds
00:33:15where he eats
00:33:16everything
00:33:16just
00:33:17just find out
00:33:29james
00:33:30are you all right
00:33:34it's actually corroding my circuitry
00:33:36why did you do that then
00:33:38you once said to me
00:33:39that love is the uncontrollable desire
00:33:40to give the other person
00:33:41everything
00:33:43even if that means
00:33:44sacrifice of your own life
00:33:46how long did they do that
00:33:47for you and
00:33:49i've not protected
00:33:50the alkaline
00:33:57you're more human
00:33:58than human
00:34:01but let's not talk about that now
00:34:03we have to get you through the factory
00:34:06let's go get you repaired
00:34:20my robot needs repairs
00:34:22urgently
00:34:24what happened to him
00:34:25it's a long story
00:34:26can you fix it
00:34:31we need to replace
00:34:31some damaged components
00:34:33and reprogram him
00:34:35but it will be cheap
00:34:36since it's outside
00:34:37the warranty coverage
00:34:38how much is it going to cost
00:34:41eighty thousand dollars
00:34:43honestly if i were you
00:34:44i would just get a new one
00:34:45i don't want a new robot
00:34:47i want him back
00:34:48i will try to get the money
00:34:50just do whatever it takes
00:34:51to fix it
00:34:51very well
00:34:53we'll get started right away
00:34:55but it's going to take some time
00:35:08i got some intel
00:35:11that james
00:35:13turns out
00:35:15he's a robot
00:35:18i came as soon as i heard the news
00:35:19i'm so sorry ann
00:35:24i don't know what i'd do without you
00:35:32i only have ten thousand dollars
00:35:33in extra cash
00:35:34how much do you need to fix james
00:35:36i have twenty thousand myself
00:35:37but that's it
00:35:38even with your money
00:35:39i still need fifty thousand dollars more
00:35:42this is all my fault
00:35:43for getting you into this mess
00:35:44if i hadn't signed you up
00:35:46for the robot in the first place
00:35:47don't blame yourself hannah
00:35:48james may be a robot
00:35:50but
00:35:52he's loved me like no one ever has
00:35:54i wouldn't trade that for anything
00:36:09hello ann
00:36:12what do you want to get
00:36:13i know everything about your friend james
00:36:17wow
00:36:18what a
00:36:19small pathetic apartment
00:36:22you know
00:36:23you're my girlfriend
00:36:25you would live in the nicest mansion
00:36:27leave
00:36:27or we will call the police
00:36:29no
00:36:30you won't
00:36:31i'm sorry
00:36:32who
00:36:32who are you
00:36:33i'm ann's best friend
00:36:34the one who got her the robot
00:36:36tell me
00:36:37what's your plan for getting him back to her
00:36:40that's none of your business
00:36:41it's every bit my business actually
00:36:44i know you're having some hard times
00:36:46covering the money
00:36:46to pay for his repairs
00:36:48i have a bit of a proposition for you
00:36:49and what might that be
00:36:50oh it's simple
00:36:53be my girlfriend
00:36:55break things off with james
00:36:57i'll cover the costs
00:36:58you're despicable michael
00:37:00well
00:37:00call it what you want
00:37:01but
00:37:01the choice is yours
00:37:02i would never
00:37:04be your girlfriend michael pestin
00:37:06i'll find the money
00:37:07i don't need yours
00:37:10i knew you'd say that
00:37:12here's the thing
00:37:13i'm just being generous
00:37:14with this whole facade
00:37:15it's not actually up to you
00:37:17and what makes you think
00:37:18ann will follow your order
00:37:19if she doesn't
00:37:20i'll have james terminated
00:37:25you do know
00:37:26that actions have consequences
00:37:28ann
00:37:28i think you'll both find this
00:37:29pretty enlightening
00:37:35james
00:37:36stop
00:37:36you'll kill him
00:37:37james
00:37:38did that
00:37:40james
00:37:40only to protect me
00:37:41from this monster
00:37:42he tried to rape me
00:37:45well
00:37:45you can't prove that
00:37:48let's see with this footage
00:37:49i can prove that james
00:37:51has a bit of a temper problem
00:37:52and i think his manufacturer
00:37:54policy says
00:37:54any robot that does harm
00:37:56to a human
00:37:57is subject for termination
00:37:59so what's it gonna be
00:38:00ann
00:38:00choose me
00:38:01and
00:38:03save james's life
00:38:04well watch
00:38:05as i have him dismantled
00:38:08piece
00:38:09by piece
00:38:10ann don't do this
00:38:11find another way
00:38:15i'll do it
00:38:17i'll be your girlfriend
00:38:19good girl
00:38:20i knew you'd see things
00:38:21my way eventually
00:38:22ann you can't be serious
00:38:25well
00:38:26let's settle then
00:38:32i'm back
00:38:33james are you all recovered
00:38:35look
00:38:36they even gave me a new arm
00:38:41james we need to talk
00:38:46what's wrong ann
00:38:48i've been thinking
00:38:49and i think it's best
00:38:51if we end this
00:38:51what did i do wrong
00:38:54it's not you
00:38:54they fixed my components
00:38:55they reprogrammed me
00:38:56to be even stronger
00:38:57and more capable
00:38:57it's me
00:38:58i just can't do this anymore
00:39:00you're not a human
00:39:01and you'll never be one
00:39:03i need someone real
00:39:06not you
00:39:07ann
00:39:08ann please
00:39:09don't do this
00:39:11i love you ann
00:39:12i love you
00:39:13james you should find
00:39:14someone else
00:39:16someone that's not me
00:39:17i don't want anything
00:39:18but you
00:39:18i want
00:39:21well well well
00:39:26what do we have here
00:39:29michael
00:39:31i just couldn't bear to be away from my new girlfriend for too long
00:39:34darling
00:39:38well
00:39:38man is this
00:39:39is this real
00:39:44michael
00:39:45michael
00:39:45is rich
00:39:46and powerful
00:39:46and more importantly
00:39:48he's not a robot like you
00:39:50you should go james
00:39:53leave
00:40:14it's not you james
00:40:15it's me
00:40:16i just
00:40:16i can't do this anymore
00:40:18you're not a human
00:40:19and you'll never be one
00:40:19i need someone real
00:40:20not you
00:40:21i can cry
00:40:39yeah boss
00:40:40here we got him
00:40:40erase his memory
00:40:43boss
00:40:43why don't you just
00:40:45kill the robot
00:40:46well what's the fun in that
00:40:49i can't wait to see my new girlfriend's face when she finds out about this
00:41:07all right that's it
00:41:09sign it back to the factory when this is done
00:41:37well
00:41:43this one is cute actually he's our best model and he's recently updated is he obedient
00:41:49i want one that could do whatever i want him to do yes great pack this one up and send
00:41:56him to my
00:41:56house i have to tell you that he he had a previous owner but seems like you don't care
00:42:14remember if you don't behave yourself and still have james terminated
00:42:19james do i know you my girlfriend seems to be mixing this person up with someone else
00:42:23you promised me you wouldn't erase his memory i promised that i wouldn't have him terminated
00:42:28i never said anything about not erasing his memory you bitch i said back off
00:42:36jump off that balcony no james stop i have to follow my girlfriend's orders
00:42:46hannah i don't know what to do first i'm glad you can finally get that psychopath michael off your back
00:42:52at least now we can't use james to blackmail you into being his girlfriend but i've lost james forever
00:42:57what if i tell you you haven't lost him what do you mean after you agreed to michael's terms
00:43:04i went back to the factory while james was still being repaired
00:43:08i backed up his memory
00:43:16you still have to put it back in him though i know
00:43:20i have to come up with a plan to get to james first
00:43:28i feel so sorry for introducing you to dustin
00:43:32it's not your fault how could you know he was a creep
00:43:34ugh let me make it up to you
00:43:36tell me what i can do to help
00:43:37do you know samantha delaney from the delaney family
00:43:41that obnoxious rich girl
00:43:44who bought her way into becoming a fashion influencer
00:43:46ugh she's always wanted a book deal with us but i turned her down
00:43:51can you invite her to your office
00:43:54sure
00:43:55ask her to bring her boyfriend
00:44:02this is unacceptable you sold me a huge piece of junk
00:44:05ma'am i tried to tell you but you didn't listen
00:44:07plus you specifically asked for our best model and he's the best
00:44:10you must have felt it too he's a very well-suited robot boyfriend
00:44:15you guys should be grateful i'm not going to sue you
00:44:20can you remember anything from before
00:44:27no once the memory is wiped out he
00:44:29shouldn't be able to remember anything
00:44:32so you can add specific feelings to him too
00:44:35what do you mean
00:44:36i want him to hate his ex-owner
00:44:39and hill
00:44:40i'm sorry but we can't do that
00:44:42i'll pay an insane amount of money
00:44:44still no
00:44:45it's extremely unethical for us to do such a thing
00:44:48of course
00:44:49i understand
00:44:51just a thought
00:44:53you two have a wonderful day
00:45:01james
00:45:07they say the enemy of my enemy
00:45:09is my friend
00:45:10i guess that makes us friends
00:45:14michael peston
00:45:16i guess we are
00:45:19cemented
00:45:20we can implant negative memories of ann
00:45:31into james's mind
00:45:33how do we create those memories
00:45:34i have been making ann do a lot of humiliating things this past month
00:45:39kept a record of most of them
00:45:40we can use those
00:45:42create the memories
00:45:43you're so sick peston
00:45:46do you want to do it
00:45:47or not
00:45:49james was my robot
00:45:50and he should only be mine
00:45:54what is it about this robot
00:45:55that makes you
00:45:57and ann
00:45:57and everybody
00:45:58so bad
00:45:59stop
00:46:00stop
00:46:00that's why no one likes you
00:46:04whatever
00:46:06let's just do it
00:46:07okay
00:46:17now james
00:46:19tell me
00:46:22how do you feel
00:46:23about ann hill
00:46:25she's disgusting
00:46:29i hate her
00:46:37it's about time
00:46:45welcome miss delaney
00:46:47we're so glad to have you here
00:46:49i hope you have a better proposition for me this time
00:46:52we're very confident that our plan will make your biography a new york bestseller
00:46:57but first i'd like to show you around the office
00:47:02in here we have our lovely green room
00:47:04there's some champagne and caviar
00:47:06don't worry you can help yourself okay
00:47:09hey
00:47:11james
00:47:12james
00:47:12we need to talk
00:47:14it's you again
00:47:16you must feel something from before
00:47:18you have to i can feel it
00:47:23i don't know what you're talking about
00:47:24this is your memory from before
00:47:26please give it a chance
00:47:33i'm sorry
00:47:33i shouldn't have stopped all of this
00:47:35you're a crazy stalker
00:47:37don't ever talk to me again
00:47:38you crossed the line ann hill
00:47:42what's that
00:47:42it's none of your business
00:47:44you're gonna pay for this
00:47:47james
00:47:47let's go
00:47:58could you throw something on
00:48:00please
00:48:13it worked
00:48:15james hates ann
00:48:16of course it worked
00:48:17you said you wiped out james's memory
00:48:19uh-huh
00:48:23but what if
00:48:24it's backed up somewhere else
00:48:27what's that
00:48:27it's none of your business
00:48:29well if that's the case
00:48:33we'll just have to
00:48:34take this plan to the next level
00:48:37please
00:48:42thank you
00:48:43oops
00:48:47i highly doubt that james can remember anything from before
00:48:50once the memory is wiped off it's gone
00:48:52but i can feel it
00:48:53i'm sorry it's just impossible
00:48:55regardless we should focus on why james acted the way he did
00:48:58well machines develop new learning behaviors all the time
00:49:01they're constantly evolving
00:49:02that
00:49:03that
00:49:03or
00:49:05james might have been fed some negative memories of man
00:49:08what do you mean
00:49:09samantha asked if we could plant negative memories into james
00:49:13of course i rejected it since it's highly unethical
00:49:16there are indeed some rumors of a black market where such modifications can be made
00:49:21modifications
00:49:22basically to
00:49:24make the robot hate humans
00:49:27i have to save james
00:49:30and
00:49:36james
00:49:46help
00:49:47help
00:49:50well
00:49:50well
00:49:53man
00:49:53you're underground i don't think i'm gonna hear you
00:49:57but i gotta say i really enjoy watching you struggle
00:49:59it just
00:50:00it just makes me want you more
00:50:03let me go
00:50:05sorry you can't do that
00:50:06you see
00:50:07i told you this wasn't over
00:50:11you're mine
00:50:13and only
00:50:14you're mine
00:50:23where's james memory card
00:50:25fuck you
00:50:28we'll get to that
00:50:30aha
00:50:34what's the best you could think of
00:50:38well
00:50:39there you go
00:50:43you know i really wish i could just destroy him
00:50:46completely
00:50:47just tear him apart
00:50:50but samantha insists on making a few minor tweaks to him so
00:50:54i'm gonna give him free reign
00:51:01obedience level set to 100
00:51:03what happens to him once he gets there
00:51:05might even attempt to hurt anne
00:51:09yeah
00:51:10that's fine go ahead
00:51:20no michael james is a sentient being
00:51:22he has his own feelings
00:51:24i get the fuck
00:51:26i get the fuck
00:51:26i get the fuck
00:51:27the robot
00:51:29you
00:51:30you
00:51:34i know they're dying to let you do this to me
00:51:39shh
00:51:39get off
00:51:42heston
00:51:42you are so disgusting
00:51:47whatever
00:51:47you know
00:51:48if i can't have you
00:51:51i might as well just kill you
00:51:56hurt her
00:51:57hey
00:51:59we both got what we wanted
00:52:00there's no way to help
00:52:01actually i have a better idea
00:52:02take it to the roof
00:52:04and throw her off
00:52:14james
00:52:15no it's me
00:52:16he started in
00:52:18it has to be done
00:52:22one on three
00:52:22one
00:52:24two
00:52:25three
00:52:26what
00:52:27what's the
00:52:28fuck
00:52:28don't come
00:52:29get off of me
00:52:30get off of me
00:52:31get off of me
00:52:33get off of me
00:52:34get off of me
00:52:35stop
00:52:38james
00:52:43i shut down my core memory before they tried to reprogram me
00:52:45i won't let them use me to hurt anyone
00:52:47you've developed self-consciousness?
00:52:53does this mean you remember me?
00:52:55fortunately not
00:52:57i developed self-consciousness quite recently i can't remember anything before that
00:53:02i just
00:53:04i knew that i shouldn't hate you or hurt you
00:53:07your memory card was also destroyed
00:53:09but there's still hope
00:53:11right?
00:53:13self-consciousness can help us develop more new memories
00:53:16you may be a robot but you have worth
00:53:19you're
00:53:19you're
00:53:19human than human
00:53:21whenever you're present
00:53:22i feel something
00:53:24like i really have a heart
00:53:27so i'd love to create new memories with you
00:53:33quadriptoral
00:53:42god
00:53:43dammit
00:53:48okay
00:53:50okay
00:53:54All done, boss.
00:53:58Hey! Let me go!
00:53:59You crossed me, Samantha.
00:54:01You broke my trust.
00:54:03Michael, just stop. It's out of control now.
00:54:06On the contrary.
00:54:08It's only under my control.
00:54:12Once and for all,
00:54:14this robot is just an inferior being
00:54:16that doesn't deserve to have its own thoughts.
00:54:19I'm going to destroy that goddamn robot.
00:54:22You can't do that, you piece of shit!
00:54:27Wash your mouth, bitch.
00:54:29Or you'll be lost.
00:54:31You killed Michael! Stop!
00:54:33You're going to kill him! Stop!
00:54:41Let me go!
00:55:03What?
00:55:06What?
00:55:09No. No.
00:55:11Please stop!
00:55:12Sorry, miss.
00:55:13Just doing the job I'm getting paid to.
00:55:15James has developed self-consciousness.
00:55:18Killing him would be like killing a human.
00:55:20Is that true?
00:55:22Please.
00:55:23What the hell's going on in you?
00:55:24I told you, shut this tin can down right away!
00:55:27Just getting ready to shut this robot down.
00:55:32Now you're going to watch
00:55:33as I shut down this pile of metal garbage.
00:55:38No!
00:55:40Beth.
00:55:41Any last words?
00:55:42No!
00:55:45Fink!
00:55:48James.
00:55:55You know what?
00:55:57I think I'm going to finish
00:55:59what I started.
00:56:02You know what, Anne?
00:56:04You just shouldn't have
00:56:05rejected me in the first place.
00:56:07Stop right there!
00:56:09You're under arrest
00:56:11for multiple charges
00:56:12including assault,
00:56:14abduction,
00:56:15blackmail,
00:56:16and illegal termination of property.
00:56:20Oh!
00:56:23Hey!
00:56:24Did I see her hands off me?
00:56:25Do you know who I am?
00:56:27I'm talking about it!
00:56:27Do you know who my dad is?
00:56:28Yeah, yeah.
00:56:41Is that...
00:56:42what your love is like?
00:56:52How can I help you, Ms. Delaney?
00:56:54Before everything went down,
00:56:55I backed up James' memory.
00:56:57I need you to make
00:56:58a new James with it.
00:57:02James was one of a kind.
00:57:04I'm not sure if I could replicate him.
00:57:06The new body may not be compatible
00:57:07with the old memory.
00:57:08And even if I could,
00:57:10it would still take months.
00:57:12Just try.
00:57:13Please.
00:57:14You must have really loved James.
00:57:17No.
00:57:18I mean, to me,
00:57:19I just considered him
00:57:20another disposable robot toy.
00:57:23Then, why?
00:57:25Because I realized
00:57:26robot toys could develop
00:57:27human emotions, too.
00:57:30It seemed like
00:57:32James and Anne
00:57:33really loved each other.
00:57:34As cheesy as it sounds to me,
00:57:36I admire that.
00:57:38So, I...
00:57:41I want to give James back to Anne.
00:57:43You're actually a good person.
00:57:44Not you, too.
00:57:46Is everyone fucking
00:57:46cheesy and soft nowadays?
00:57:47She's so curious.
00:57:48I know.
00:57:49Yes.
00:57:54You're so close.
00:57:59No.
00:58:01No.
00:58:02No.
00:58:04No.
00:58:11You're kidding.
00:58:13I love you.
00:59:32Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:59:34I'm grateful for the support.
01:00:35Thanks for listening.
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