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00:19Hi. Sorry, I'm late.
00:21Oh, hey. It's okay.
00:23Gave me time to beat my snake score.
00:25Anyways, I'm already used to being flaked on.
00:27Mm-hmm. Peter, Tiffany's whole group got caught bringing alcohol into the dance.
00:31They got kicked out, so you should be happy she bailed on you.
00:34Really?
00:34Yeah.
00:35That's okay. I didn't want to go with her anyways.
00:37Well, why didn't you ask someone else?
00:39There's no one else to ask.
00:40Nobody in the whole school.
00:42I mean, there was another girl, but I wasn't sure how she felt.
00:50Whatever. Someone else asked her anyway.
00:52Well, then don't wait till long next time, you know?
00:55You should have had a backup.
00:57I don't want to make someone a backup.
00:59I would have been your backup.
01:02Hey, do you want to go to the after party at Wes's?
01:05I heard he just got a GameCube.
01:07Nah, I don't think so.
01:09Applications are too soon.
01:10Peter, this is senior year. You need to start enjoying it more. Stop worrying.
01:15How can I not worry?
01:16You know, college is so important.
01:18You know, it affects everything.
01:20Whatever's going to happen is going to happen, you know?
01:22You might as well just go with the flow.
01:24Okay, sure. I'll be 30, jobless, single, living on my parents' couch, muttering to myself,
01:31I'm just going with the flow.
01:33Okay, so maybe you need a backup plan.
01:36Did you learn nothing from the dance, you know?
01:39Unless you want to be single when you're 30.
01:42Oh, hell no.
01:4330 is so old.
01:45Do you think you'll be married by then?
01:47I don't know.
01:48That's like forever from now, you know?
01:50And anyway, what's the point?
01:51My parents, they got divorced in their 30s, so...
01:54Doesn't it freak you out that you might be alone?
01:57Let's go with the flow, you know?
01:59I have a backup plan.
02:01Hey, you're learning.
02:02Oh, do you want to be my backup then?
02:04Yeah, okay.
02:06Wait, what?
02:07Yeah, why not?
02:08You know, but only if you were my backup too.
02:11By then we'll probably be totally happy with other people, but if we're not, you made some
02:16good points.
02:17I did?
02:17Yeah.
02:18Like, if you had known that I would have been your backup to the dance, wouldn't it
02:21have been less scary to ask that girl you wanted to go with?
02:24Yeah.
02:26Okay, okay.
02:28If we're still single by 30, then let's get married.
02:32Cool.
02:33Oh, shake on it?
02:42Hey.
02:43Okay, yeah, I'll be right out.
02:46Hey, Wes is here.
02:47Are you sure you don't want to go?
02:49Yeah.
02:50Well, I'll see you Monday then.
02:51Later, future husband.
02:53Peace out, wifey.
02:55Joanna.
02:59Have a good time.
03:01I will.
03:03Thanks.
03:24Morning, Grace.
03:26Isn't it your birthday or something?
03:28I normally rely on Facebook, but I deactivated it after mom invited me to her Bible study
03:32group.
03:32In fact, it is.
03:34What'd you get me?
03:35An employee with a solid work ethic?
03:36Because I need one.
03:38Chill.
03:38I processed the Goldman order like hours ago.
03:42Well, what are you working on now then?
03:43Oh, just a new track.
03:45Is this what you're using your biochem degree for?
03:49No.
03:49No.
03:50I'm going to use that in a year when I go to med school.
03:52Now is the time to brag about applying to medical school.
03:55Do you realize how lucky you are?
03:57I didn't get a gap year.
03:58And the summer after I graduated, mom and dad made me work here, and I had to have an internship.
04:03Stop talking and get back to work.
04:06Happy birthday.
04:07Thanks, mom.
04:09Happy birthday, Peter.
04:10I posted on your wall.
04:12Oh, nice.
04:13Thanks, dad.
04:15So, what are you going to do for the big 3-0?
04:18Mark and I are going to go check out this new taco truck on 10th.
04:21Tacos?
04:22Slow down.
04:22Isn't that like a 40th birthday, this is as good as it gets type of thing?
04:26Robin, wish you a happy birthday?
04:29No.
04:30Why not?
04:31Maybe it's the whole we're not together anymore thing.
04:33You should call her.
04:35No, and say what?
04:36Hey, this is your ex-boyfriend calling.
04:39Wish me a happy birthday.
04:40Yeah, then call someone else.
04:42A man of your age should be settling down by now.
04:45It's time to hurry up and give us grandbabies.
04:48Yeah, Peter, you're kind of bringing great shame on this family.
04:59Nope.
05:09Lisa?
05:10Lisa?
05:11Jojo!
05:12Hi!
05:14Oh, it's so good to see you.
05:16Oh, you too.
05:17Wow.
05:18I can't believe you're here.
05:20Like, standing here.
05:20It's so weird.
05:21Or is this one of those, I have a layover before my Singapore flight visits?
05:25No, I'm, uh, I'm back back for now.
05:28Okay, well, I want all the deets.
05:32Okay, so I read about this place on a blog, and they're supposed to have the best tacos.
05:37What is that, fish and grapes?
05:39Is this how we're going out for your birthday?
05:40Yeah, man, it's chill.
05:41I like chill.
05:43Yeah, speaking of chill, what do you think of this app?
05:45It's called Drenched.
05:45Drenched.
05:47Apparently, it tells you if you're wearing too much gologne.
05:50No, man, that sounds terrible.
05:52How does that even work?
05:53I don't know.
05:53I'm just the money guy.
05:56Did Robin wish you a happy birthday?
05:58No.
05:59Why does anyone keep asking you that?
06:01It's almost impossible not to wish someone a happy birthday.
06:03You know what I mean?
06:03Facebook puts it on your phone.
06:05I mean, it's got to be a big deal.
06:06The year an ex-girlfriend doesn't hit you up anymore to wish you a happy birthday?
06:10I mean, that means she's totally over you.
06:12Look, I wasn't expecting to hear from her, although it would have been nice.
06:17Yeah, well, Robin's not nice.
06:18Hey, I can say that, but you can't.
06:20Yeah, I mean, can you imagine if you were still with her?
06:22I mean, she would throw the most amazing birthday party for Robin.
06:26And you would have been okay with it, because you never say what you want.
06:29That's not true, man.
06:33Hey, I just cut you.
06:35You didn't let him cut you?
06:35No.
06:36Hey, buddy, you cut my friend.
06:39It's his birthday.
06:40Move your ass.
06:41Put my foot in it.
06:43Hey, how you doing?
06:44What's up?
06:45Fish and grapes, please?
06:45Birthday boy.
06:46Two.
06:47So everything I know about you is from the internet.
06:49I'm totally obsessed.
06:50You partied on a yacht?
06:51Mm, yeah, that was from a few years ago in Thailand.
06:54And then you had that short-haired, don't care phase in May.
06:57And then nothing.
06:59Yeah, I'm off social media now.
07:01Was it because of a guy?
07:02Yeah, sort of.
07:03Was it the hot guy at the rooftop party with the Chinese lanterns and the pug that everybody was posing
07:07with?
07:08Yeah, sorry, I went down a rabbit hole.
07:10Wow, something.
07:11Uh, yeah, that was Carl.
07:13Carl wanted more and I wasn't ready, so I left.
07:17And long story short, he started seeing a close friend of mine.
07:22Shut up.
07:23They're getting married.
07:24What?
07:25Just got to save the date.
07:26Steal your man and then invite you to the wedding.
07:29That is so dramatic.
07:30No, it wasn't like that.
07:32Allison was like my little sister in college and she was very affronted about the whole thing.
07:38Still, I would feel really weird if I were you.
07:40Obviously, it's not what I had planned on happening, but neither was being almost 30, moving back to my hometown
07:46single.
07:47So, uh, yeah, it's nothing I can't handle.
07:50Might as well throw in my ex marrying my college best friend.
07:54Wow, you've never made me feel so happy about being married.
07:57My sister and I have to binge watch The Bachelor and you're like living the real thing.
08:01I don't take that as a compliment.
08:03How is Chloe, by the way?
08:04Oh, she's 26 and a pain in my ass and she's been living with me.
08:08Hey, are you looking for a roommate?
08:11So where are we going tonight, birthday boy?
08:13Nowhere.
08:13Are you kidding me?
08:14Come on, like, It's My Birthday is the best pickup line and tonight it's actually Drew.
08:20Look, I really don't want to make a big deal out of it.
08:22Let me see your phone.
08:23I'm going to download this app.
08:26Oh, I put salsa verde in this.
08:29Dude, what's wrong with being in your 30s?
08:31Your 30s are awesome.
08:32If anything, your 20s suck.
08:33You have no money, no direction.
08:35You have no idea what you're doing.
08:36It's like adult puberty.
08:38Yeah, I just feel like I haven't accomplished anything that I thought I was supposed to.
08:44You know, by the time my dad was 30, he was married, had two kids, and escaped the communist regime.
08:50Mm-hmm.
08:51My biggest decision today will be if I send back this burrito with salsa verde.
08:56I may be 30, but I feel like a teenager.
08:59Boom, updated your status.
09:00You're hosting a birthday party tonight, sawhorse.
09:02Dude, not cool.
09:03I don't care.
09:04It's your birthday.
09:06Turn up.
09:07Ah, yes!
09:09My skin looks so good in this lighting.
09:12Wow.
09:13Oh, my gosh.
09:14I mean, I love it.
09:16I'm so down.
09:17Um, maybe we're doing this a little quickly.
09:18I still have furniture to buy.
09:20I saw a garage sale on Facebook, and there's a Craigslist, so I'm on it.
09:24Well, you know, maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first.
09:28Totally.
09:28Yeah, here's my sin-off.
09:29I'm 25.
09:3026.
09:31Shut up.
09:31Okay.
09:31Uh, SWF, ADD, ESFP on the MBTI.
09:36Um, what else?
09:36Oh, I sleep eat.
09:37But I also awake eat.
09:40And girls are threatened by me because I physically and verbally threaten them, and I have very
09:45little patience, and I hate kids in early mornings.
09:48Oh.
09:48Uh, what do you do?
09:49I'm a teacher.
09:50Of children?
09:52Unfortunately.
09:56Sorry.
09:56It says that your old bestie Peter Ma is having a too-fast, too-thirtiest birthday extravaganza.
10:05Why do I get notified for this stuff?
10:07Makes no sense.
10:08Wow.
10:09Peter Ma.
10:10Like, we haven't spoken in years.
10:13Oh, it's at Sawhorse.
10:14I hate that bar.
10:15I love that bar.
10:16Of course you do.
10:16Who's Peter?
10:17Oh, okay.
10:18He cute.
10:19Eh, maybe it'd be fun to go surprise him.
10:21Will you come with me?
10:22That's gonna be a hard pass.
10:24Ryan and I are watching a nature documentary and then having scheduled sex.
10:27Scheduled sex?
10:28Yep.
10:29That's what married people do.
10:30That's so unromantic.
10:32Relax.
10:32We have romance time.
10:33Scheduled on Thursdays from 7 to 9.
10:35Have fun, you guys, okay?
10:37Because I know I will.
10:38We're gonna heat it up, then cool it down.
10:40I don't know what it is.
10:42Goodbye.
10:42Okay.
10:43Bye, Elise.
10:47Roommate bonding.
10:48Yeah.
10:50I wonder how long until our cycles sync up.
10:55Happy birthday.
10:56Look, I have one drink and then I'm leaving.
10:58No, no, no.
10:58Dude, you're gonna stay.
10:59Relax.
10:59It's okay.
11:00No, no, seriously.
11:01I want to catch the last quarter of the Laker game.
11:03And besides, it was a last-minute post.
11:05I'm sure no one's gonna show up.
11:06What are you talking about?
11:08Where's your buddy Jeff?
11:09Hey, Jeff.
11:12I don't even know who Jeff is.
11:14Please don't know none.
11:15Please don't know none.
11:16Wow.
11:22Joanna?
11:26Peter!
11:27Oh, my God.
11:28Wow.
11:30Happy 30th.
11:31Wow.
11:32Come on, come here.
11:33Come here.
11:34What are you doing here?
11:35I mean, obviously, I'm here for a too-pasty 30th birthday extravaganza.
11:39I told you it was a great title.
11:40You're welcome.
11:41Oh, hey, this is Mark.
11:43We went to college together.
11:44And Joanna, known since I was a kid.
11:49Nice to meet you.
11:50Hey, good to meet you, too.
11:51Joanna!
11:52Okay.
11:53Yeah.
11:53Let me go check on my friend.
11:54I'll be right back.
11:54Okay.
11:56And you thought a bunch of randos are just going to show up.
12:00She's not a rando.
12:01She was my best friend in high school, and, you know, we just lost touch over the years,
12:05but I guess it's pretty random.
12:07Oh, best friend, huh?
12:08Did you guys?
12:10No, no, no, no, no.
12:11It was not like that between us.
12:13Oh, so she friend-zoned you.
12:14No.
12:16I mean, I did have a crush on her, but I don't think she felt the same way.
12:20See, that's why I'm not friends with any ladies.
12:23Wow, it's insane that she's here.
12:26Wait, what?
12:26I doubt she remembers, but, you know, in high school, we made a pact that if we weren't
12:32married by the time we're 30, we'd marry each other.
12:35Wow.
12:37That is the most stupidest thing I've ever heard.
12:39Were you guys stoned and watching Dawson's Creek?
12:41No, it was, like, sort of a joke, you know?
12:42She was my backup.
12:44How about you back your ass up into that bar and go ask her out?
12:51I'm gonna go for it.
12:52Hell yeah.
12:53And I'm gonna be your wingman.
12:56Oh, my God, you're so pretty.
12:59Never stand next to me.
13:01Hey.
13:02Hi.
13:03What's up, ladies?
13:06Hey.
13:07How you doing?
13:08I'm Mark.
13:10Um, this is Chloe, my roommate.
13:13Um, you remember Lisa, right?
13:15This is her sister.
13:16Yes, Lisa.
13:17She used to con me into giving her my calculus homework before class, right?
13:21That's Lisa.
13:22Ah, calculus.
13:23He's so smart.
13:24Where is everyone else, though?
13:26Oh, I deleted the post.
13:28It was all Mark's idea.
13:29No, but he came up with it.
13:31He's a genius.
13:32You're silly.
13:33You're so silly.
13:34Um, I actually just wanted something chill.
13:38Curl up with the milkshake from Sonny's?
13:40Yes, yes.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Man, I miss Sonny's.
13:43No, I haven't been there in, like, years.
13:45I can't believe you remembered that.
13:47Sonny's, you know?
13:48Oh, I'm sorry.
13:49We didn't order this.
13:50I did.
13:51To Peter and his waning youth.
13:54See you at the birthday boy.
13:55Cheers.
13:57All right.
13:58So where are you living now?
14:00Um, oh my God.
14:01Is this Mark?
14:04Oh my God.
14:04He just popped up on half and shirtless and holding a baby tiger.
14:09Yeah, I was, uh, I was out on the safari after selling my hit app.
14:14Creator of what do you mean?
14:16That's your app?
14:17A meme generator?
14:19Swipe left.
14:20What?
14:22No.
14:23Swipe left for being judgmental.
14:25Swipe left for John Mayer, cuz.
14:27Swipe left for fathers that clearly didn't take care of their daughters.
14:30Swipe left for holding up two bottles of Don by your face in a club?
14:34No.
14:35Swipe left for someone who's clearly jealous that they haven't had bottle service in Vegas.
14:39Swipe left on Axe body spray and that tacky watch and tweezed eyebrows.
14:44Swipe left on someone who doesn't appreciate hygiene, bling, and eyebrows that stay bleeped.
14:49Okay.
14:50Swipe left, delete apps, throw away phone, become Mountain Woman.
14:54Let's go, Joanna.
14:56Okay.
14:57Catch you later.
14:59Want to go out sometime?
15:03What the hell happened?
15:05That girl, Chloe, is ridiculous.
15:06No, no, no.
15:06We were making progress.
15:08Where was my wingman?
15:09Look, I can't wing when there's this annoying sparrow picking at my feathers.
15:13All right, well, look, we'll just...
15:14We'll take a break, okay?
15:16We'll talk to someone else.
15:17Let's talk to these girls.
15:18No, no, no.
15:18I do not want to talk to girls.
15:20I want to talk to...
15:20Hey, ladies, would you like it if my friend here bought you guys a drink?
15:24Yes, Mark.
15:25That's exactly what I wanted to do.
15:28Finally.
15:29Oh, my God.
15:30I would like a vodka crayon, but just like a splash of crayon.
15:35And Courtney's gonna get a white wine spritzer.
15:38And...
15:38JC.
15:40JC.
15:41JC.
15:42Give her a water.
15:43She's cut off for the night.
15:48Okay, that was intense.
15:50Was it?
15:51No, no, I was flirting.
15:54With Mark?
15:55Absolutely not, no.
15:56With that guy over there.
15:57We were making eye contact the whole time.
15:59Wow.
16:00Ugh, he's so cute.
16:01He has friends.
16:02Go talk to them.
16:03Uh, no, I want to go, you know, catch up with Peter.
16:06Really?
16:06Okay.
16:07This spritzer, yes, that's...
16:09You're amazing.
16:11You know, actually, let's grab drinks.
16:13Yeah, let's grab some drinks.
16:15Yeah.
16:16No, no, no, I don't live with my parents.
16:19I work with my parents.
16:21Oh, yeah, I love my parents, too!
16:24Hey, just so you know, Asha, the baby tiger, and I still keep in touch.
16:28Okay, I send a dollar every month to keep that little bad boy fed.
16:31It's not just some ploy.
16:34Okay.
16:35I was more opposed to your wax chest.
16:38That was just a phase...
16:40that I'm still going through.
16:43I don't hate it.
16:49I could say anything, and it wouldn't matter.
16:52I don't want to be here right now.
16:54There's a girl from high school that I want to ask out.
16:57You're right!
16:58JC is a bitch!
17:02You're so funny!
17:09Hey, sorry I lost you.
17:11Whoa, I didn't know this bar was here.
17:13Yeah, I kind of needed a break from upstairs.
17:16A lot of sketchy guys up there.
17:18But it, like, it really sucks to be a girl at a bar.
17:21Okay, wait, no, no, no.
17:22I just bought three girls' drinks and probably paid off one of their student loans.
17:26It sucks for guys at bars.
17:29Can you imagine, like, asking someone out at a bar?
17:33The worst place ever.
17:36Totally agree.
17:40So, do you have a good birthday tonight?
17:43Yeah.
17:44Although I would have preferred something more low-key.
17:46But it was great seeing you.
17:48I just wish we got to catch up more.
17:49I know, me too.
17:51Well, hey, um, is Sunny still open?
17:54Wanna go?
17:55Yes.
17:56Please, let's leave this place.
17:58Um, should we go find Mark and Chloe, though?
18:00Yes, yes, yeah.
18:01Uh...
18:04Oh.
18:06Mark said that they went to another bar, but didn't say which one.
18:10They?
18:11What?
18:12Okay.
18:13Actually, Chloe downloaded Find My Friends on my phone before she left.
18:17People use that?
18:18Chloe does.
18:19Oh.
18:20They're actually not too far.
18:22You wanna just meet them there?
18:24Please, let's get out of here.
18:25Okay.
18:26Uh, I don't know if I could do another bar.
18:28Yeah, I know.
18:29That sounds rough.
18:30All right, let's go, go, go, go, go.
18:33So, Joanna Taylor not on social media.
18:37That's a bold move.
18:39I mean, gets people thinking.
18:40Who is she avoiding?
18:43I swear, it's really not that interesting.
18:46All right.
18:46I hear you.
18:48And you were dating a guy?
18:51He's a little older than me, ready to get married.
18:54So, things got...
18:56complicated.
18:57Oh.
18:58I'm sorry.
19:00It's totally fine.
19:03I'm Robin, but...
19:05It's okay.
19:27It's okay.
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