00:38Hey.
00:38Hey.
00:39Hey.
00:40Cranberry vodka.
00:41Yeah.
00:57How are you doing?
00:58I'm doing quite nicely.
01:00Well, first things first, I just wanted to let you know that you do look amazing tonight.
01:06My name is Chris.
01:07Hi, Melody.
01:08And maybe he forgot to mention that he's dating.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Yeah.
01:12He's dating.
01:13He's dating.
01:15He's dating.
01:25He's dating.
01:27Yeah.
01:28I know.
01:28I know.
01:28I know.
01:29I'm busy.
01:31Excuse me.
01:33Is the seat taken?
01:35Oh, no.
01:45You look so busy on your phone.
01:48We are at a bar.
01:49Should you be socializing?
01:52No.
01:52I am socializing.
01:55I'm at home.
01:59So, uh, why are you here by yourself on a Friday night?
02:03You just don't give up, do you?
02:06Nope.
02:06I'm pretty persistent.
02:08Well, since you must know, I'm waiting on a girlfriend who's on the way.
02:12Well, since she isn't here yet, you mind if I buy you another drink once you're done?
02:18Sure.
02:20So, since I have the pleasure of your company right now, why don't you tell me about yourself?
02:27Uh, what would you like to know?
02:29Anything you think I should know, Doctor?
02:31Okay.
02:33I'm born and raised from Brooklyn.
02:35I'm a photographer.
02:37And I own my own studio, too.
02:40I had a long day today, so we're gonna just stop by here and grab a drink before heading
02:46What should I know about you?
02:49Well, I'm a Southern girl.
02:50I moved up here a few years back.
02:53I'm an entertainment blogger at Connect Mag.
02:56And, uh, I never leave the house without my favorite lipstick, and I love a good cranberry
03:01and vodka.
03:04Okay, well, it's a pleasure to meet you.
03:06What?
03:07What does she have a name?
03:08A girl has no name.
03:13I'm kidding.
03:14I'm Melody.
03:15Ty.
03:16Nice to meet you, Ty.
03:17No.
03:18Oh, hey, boo.
03:20Hi.
03:21So, this is Layla.
03:22Hey.
03:23Hi.
03:23My friend.
03:24Nice to meet you.
03:25Likewise.
03:26Well, I don't want to hold you ladies up.
03:30Is there any way I can stay in contact with you?
03:32I'm sure you can use your resources and find out.
03:37All right.
03:38Challenge yourself.
03:41You ladies have a good night.
03:44Uh, who is that?
03:46Just some guy at the bar.
03:48Just some guy.
03:49I see you.
03:51Meli Mal.
03:52Vanessa.
03:53Hi, girl.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:54I'm so glad you made it.
03:56Guys, this is my best friend from back home.
03:59Hi.
03:59She just moved to New York.
04:00Hey.
04:01Now we can get this girl's night started.
04:03Wait, wait, wait.
04:04Can we please go back to tell people about the guy Mel was just playing?
04:08Oh, my God.
04:09Shit.
04:10Well, at least somebody is.
04:11Well, I'm trying to know all about him.
04:13What he look like.
04:13Does he have a good job?
04:14And if so, does he have any tall five friends with money?
04:16Because I'm available.
04:18Girl, I just met him.
04:20Oh, correction.
04:20He was fine.
04:23Well, I'm really glad you've been getting out there these past few months.
04:27Especially after that old Jayden.
04:28Stop.
04:30Stop.
04:31Okay.
04:31Okay, look.
04:32I haven't spoken to Jayden or thought about him in months.
04:35Okay.
04:36I'm not trying to put all my business up there.
04:37Okay.
04:38No, no.
04:39It's time to spill all that tea.
04:40I don't remember hearing anything about that, Melody.
04:42Yeah, Mel.
04:43What happened?
04:44Well.
04:46Hmm.
04:47Hmm.
04:48Look.
04:49Long story short.
04:51I found out that my ex came in with a male shirt.
04:55Wait, what?
04:56I can't even make this shit up.
04:58Okay.
04:58I found out in the worst way this stupid bitch named Alyssa just texted me his sex tape from
05:04my phone and I was like, whatever.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:07I don't even know what I would do in that situation.
05:09Shit.
05:09I hope you cursed his ass out because that shit's crazy.
05:11I did curse his ass out.
05:13And then I went home and I cried and got drunk.
05:17And then after I was done feeling sorry for myself, I decided I would just let him go for
05:21good.
05:22Okay?
05:22Okay.
05:22But can we talk about someone else's problems?
05:24Because this is a little too personal.
05:26So, Jasmine, why don't we talk about your shit?
05:29Have you caught up with Adrian yet?
05:31I haven't spoken to him once.
05:33Girl.
05:33And it's crazy because I really miss him.
05:36He was one of my best friends, you know?
05:38And now he doesn't even answer my calls.
05:39I'm sorry to hear that.
05:41Yeah, it was because of my dumb ex, Taryn.
05:43He broke up with me, completely ruined my friendship with Adrian, and then started dating this
05:49slut named Robin.
05:50And he put me through a lot of shit.
05:52That's right.
05:54Thank God I'm not with him anymore.
05:56Cheers to that.
05:57Cheers to that.
05:58Look, let's forget all that old shit.
06:00Okay.
06:01Yes.
06:02Last night took a L, but tonight I bounced back.
06:07Hey.
06:08Let's hear these drinks, ladies.
06:10Bye, Amanda.
06:11Hello.
06:11Bye.
06:21Hey, baby.
06:25I thought you said you were getting ready.
06:27Hey.
06:28I am ready.
06:29You're the one that takes forever.
06:30Yeah, okay.
06:31Whatever.
06:33I can't wait to try that new restaurant on the Lower East Side.
06:35Of course.
06:36I knew you would like.
06:37Hey.
06:38You know what?
06:40Yeah.
06:43I'm really happy we got back together.
06:46You know, and then everything worked out.
06:48Oh, yeah.
06:48Of course we did.
06:49Yeah.
06:50Like, before we never used to go out and do stuff.
06:52And now, you know, we go out and we do things.
06:54And it's been really nice.
06:57Are you paying attention?
07:02Damien!
07:02Hey, yes, man.
07:03Oh, baby.
07:03I'm paying attention.
07:04No, you're clearly not paying attention because you're on your phone texting somebody while
07:07I'm trying to have a moment with you.
07:09Who are you talking to?
07:10I'm not talking to anyone.
07:11Okay, you are clearly talking to somebody.
07:13Baby, don't start, okay?
07:14Relax.
07:14Uh, I am relaxed.
07:17Baby, listen.
07:17Forget about that, okay?
07:18I wasn't texting anyone important.
07:20All right?
07:20Let's get ready.
07:21I don't want to be late for a reservation.
07:22I want us to have a good time.
07:24Okay?
07:28Okay.
07:28Okay.
07:29I am pretty hungry.
07:30So...
07:31See?
07:32That's all you need to do is eat.
07:34Mm-hmm.
07:34Oh, sure.
07:35I'm doing it first.
07:36Okay.
07:59Good.
08:04100.
08:2150.
08:22100.
08:22Flipping.
08:25120.
08:2641.
08:2641.
08:2641.
08:2641.
08:2642.
08:2741.
08:2742.
08:2742.
08:2742.
08:2843.
08:28What's up?
08:32What's up?
08:34Hey, Rob.
08:35What's up?
08:36Hey, Tim.
08:46What is this all about?
08:50I thought it would be nice to, you know, cook for you.
08:57Is that so?
08:59Yeah.
09:00I, uh, I made you chicken parmesan.
09:03I hope you like it.
09:05This is new.
09:07I didn't expect to eat food, but I'm on a cleanse this week.
09:13Sorry.
09:15Oh.
09:16This is really cute, though.
09:20But you know what I'm really hungry for?
09:23You.
09:24I kind of want to talk to you about something.
09:28Shut up.
09:30You're trying to be easy.
09:33Well, I don't really want it like that.
09:35A little bit of pressure with some pain to match, baby.
09:37Pick one of them.
09:40Oh.
09:51I love you.
09:53Yeah, that feels so good.
09:57Wait.
09:58Wait.
09:59Wait.
09:59Wait.
09:59What?
10:00What did you just say?
10:01Huh?
10:02I didn't say anything.
10:03Did you?
10:04Did you just say, I love you?
10:09Yeah.
10:11No.
10:13No.
10:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:15You don't mean that.
10:22I know it may seem like a lot, but I'm not going to lie.
10:27I'm a little caught up.
10:33I want to take you out on dates, Robin.
10:36I want everyone to know that you're my girl.
10:39I even got us tickets to see the Nets this season.
10:48Are you going to say something?
10:52I don't know what you want me to say.
10:56I've been pretty clear about what I've wanted from the jump.
11:01You're not the only guy that I'm seeing.
11:04In about two hours, I'm going to go see a guy who actually plays for the Nets.
11:09Nah.
11:10You're not about to go and see some other dude.
11:13We're not done talking here.
11:15Is this a joke?
11:17No.
11:18It's not a joke, Robin.
11:20Okay, well, I don't belong to you, Taryn.
11:23I thought we both agreed that we were just fucking.
11:26We're both on the same page, and then you fell off.
11:28Look, I'm just being real.
11:34You know what?
11:35I think I'm going to do it now.
11:39This is awkward as fuck, and I didn't ask for any of this.
11:44So, good night, Taryn.
11:46Call me when you're out of your feelings.
12:04I'm so glad we decided to stay in tonight.
12:06This glass of wine is exactly what I need right now.
12:10What are you doing?
12:12Nothing.
12:14Let me see.
12:15What are you, my mom?
12:17Bitch!
12:17Let me see.
12:19No.
12:24Hello.
12:25Let me see.
12:28Look.
12:29Oh.
12:32Yes.
12:34Mm-hmm.
12:35Okay.
12:37Yes, girl.
12:38He is fine.
12:40Yes.
12:40Yes.
12:41Where is he from?
12:42Ooh.
12:44Oh, look.
12:44He lives here in Brooklyn.
12:46Ooh.
12:48Ooh, and he got nice teeth.
12:50I like that.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:55Look you do dog.
12:56Oh, my gosh.
12:59Oh, look.
13:00Oh, shit.
13:01He's a lawyer.
13:02Oh, he got money.
13:03That's nice.
13:03I like that.
13:05Wait, hold up.
13:06Mm-hmm.
13:06Oh.
13:07Mm-hmm.
13:09I thought we weren't doing the whole online dating thing after the whole Roger incident.
13:13I mean, you remember.
13:14You guys were, like, hooking up, and then you found out he was married and had a whole family in
13:19Arizona.
13:19Look, can you just shut up, Jess?
13:21Like, we're not talking about that.
13:22Just saying that ended pretty badly.
13:25Well, I thought I'd start over.
13:27Plus, that was just a one-time thing, and you're the main one telling me I need to get back
13:31out there, so.
13:32That's true.
13:33Mm-hmm.
13:34Mm-hmm.
13:35And maybe you should think about getting your own profile, because I know one of us hasn't gotten any since
13:41their ex, but I'm asleep.
13:43Oh, wow.
13:45It's a low-blow-mo.
13:47I'm just excited.
13:48That whole online dating thing isn't for me.
13:51I tried it, and all the guys were mad annoying.
13:54They had kids and were boring as fuck.
13:56Like, no social skills.
13:58Well, you see this?
14:01That's more for me then.
14:03Mm-hmm.
14:04Mm-hmm.
14:08Oh, my gosh.
14:09Wait, wait, wait.
14:10Yes.
14:11I could work with that.
14:12Yes.
14:13Actually, get your own profile.
14:16You greedy bitch.
14:17Listen, I'm just living with urgency.
14:19Don't be mad.
14:23Hold up.
14:24Ooh.
14:26Isn't that the...
14:29Wait.
14:31That's that guy.
14:32That's Ty from the bar.
14:34This is a sign, Mel.
14:35This is a sign.
14:37Girl, what sign?
14:38Like, you can't just say that everything is a sign.
14:41Look.
14:43Just because, you know, he's fine.
14:48He's got a nice job.
14:49Mm-hmm.
14:51Doesn't have any kids.
14:52Just because he's got it together doesn't mean that we're meant for each other.
14:56I'm just saying.
14:58What are the odds that you'd ever see him again?
15:01Here we go.
15:02Look, all I'm saying is that he was all over you at the bar.
15:06Your bougie ass played him like you didn't want to give him your number.
15:09I know.
15:11I know.
15:11If you don't swipe right...
15:13Oh.
15:13Okay.
15:14Okay.
15:14Okay.
15:14Okay.
15:15Fine.
15:17I just swiped right.
15:21Stop acting like you don't want to hop on him right now.
15:27Well, it's been about 30 seconds and nothing's happened.
15:33So, what if we don't become a match and you just wasted all that time hyping me up for no
15:38reason.
15:38Oh, my God.
15:39Stop pouting Mel.
15:40I'm sure he's going to, okay?
15:43Well...
15:45I think I'm just going to head to bed.
15:47I think I've done enough swiping for the night.
15:49We haven't even watched the movie yet.
15:51We can just, you know, still sit here and talk about how all men are scum.
15:55I know.
15:57But I'm fine.
15:58I'm fine.
15:58I'm just going to...
15:59I'm just going to go to bed.
16:00I love you.
16:03I love you, Jess.
16:06Good night.
16:07Good night.
16:08Good night.
16:09Good night.
16:23Good night.
16:30Good night.
16:52I'm sorry.
17:03Hey, boy, I see you there
17:05I don't really care if you catch me stare
17:09Young fly thing in the city
17:18Oh, it's just not fair
17:20The way your eyes glow, boy, you're such a player
17:24I know you wanna leave this party
17:32But I don't want you to think that I usually get down like this
17:40I just wanna give you that good girl impression
17:43But I wanna feel your kiss
17:46I know what's wrong
17:50But I gotta have it right now
17:54You can take me down right now
17:56Ooh, you can take it right now
18:00Okay I don't know
18:00I don't know
18:01You're, I don't know
18:01Like I will
18:01Word
18:01Word
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