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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59So far away.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You bought the feet up suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Get upONE forever.
01:12Together.
01:15Together.
01:19Together.
01:24Together.
01:25I think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:55Good job
01:57Give you a head
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28You think I'm pretty
02:29You wanna put me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32I don't want to take this back here
02:33You made it so much to me
02:36I gave you magic things
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh, man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:50I know
02:52I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree
03:00A darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost to seek
03:11All the power in your life
03:14You're washed up
03:17You're relevant
03:18Your land
03:18You're standing
03:19you're standing
03:19you're standing
03:20in my light
03:25You're sta...!
03:31It's a long moment
03:35You've got to be free你
03:36think I'm pretty You
03:37think I'm pretty Cool
03:39You
03:39say I'm scared Most
03:41people do You
03:43say Schon
03:43the real world home
03:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city to go.
03:51Nice try, now get out of the way.
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try, get out of the way.
04:09You're in our way, get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks. Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in our time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the
05:06other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19There, let's go!
05:27Ilya volta!
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman?
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord?
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:18No, you come here.
09:22You've got nothing.
09:25You're so empty.
09:33Don't worry, you'll be hid.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:52Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:25Okay.
11:28It's you.
11:29Okay.
11:30Jeez, right?
11:32Oh, my God.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:53He's okay.
11:54He's okay.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:56God hold her.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed Midlander. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're at the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:45I should go.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself for us now.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi.
14:57What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom,
15:06Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice? They fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not gonna be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:24Okay.
18:37You need to meet him.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:49You have to be proud of.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58Lattie.
18:59Lattie.
19:01And he is still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05It's not sad.
19:06It's not so sad.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's not a real shame.
19:15It's not a real hope you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I play.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is played.
19:26Played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:30You're a captain.
19:32You're a captain.
19:33You're a captain.
19:33You're a captain.
19:34You always want to find a victim.
19:36From the childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do it.
19:53No, my father.
19:56My mother?
19:59She can't do it.
20:00You remember?
20:03I was in the view of your mother.
20:07Where is it?
20:10Where is it?
20:10Where is it?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We must go.
20:20Where is it?
20:24To go.
20:25To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29In the evening.
20:30Are you ready?
20:31Of course, I'm very proud of you.
20:35I'm very proud of you.
20:36I'm very proud of you.
20:38No, he wasn't in the form.
20:42He's got to stay.
20:44He's got to stay.
20:46He's got to stay in the United States.
20:48He's got a good job.
20:51He's got a good job.
20:52He's got a good job.
20:54But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:57It's a problem.
20:58You're a leader.
20:59I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He's got another one.
21:21Look how she's got him.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be good if I remember this.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something interesting.
22:03Thanks.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I will say thank you, but I know that you don't look at any other games.
22:10For the people who have been a son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I see what I'm doing, I blame you for me for me.
22:23In any case, it doesn't have a matter for you.
22:25It doesn't have?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool who will punish you in any case.
22:31He will punish you in any case.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, that's right.
22:44Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04Well, you're not going to be a bad guy.
23:07You're not going to be a bad guy here.
23:10Listen.
23:13This is Vostok, and then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, not so much earlier.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:25They're good, but too young.
23:28So you won't win a year earlier than I've been with Satsune.
23:36No, thank you. I'm not going to sleep.
23:38You'll need to be perfect.
23:41You always look perfect.
23:43You'll need to be perfect.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50Bye-bye.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How about Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14The girls.
24:15It's just nice.
24:17I don't know who I am.
24:19Hey, boys.
24:20Well, how are you going to be in French?
24:23You've seen French people.
24:25Yeah, or what?
24:32Oh, my God, I'm not sure what you're doing, you're not joking, you're not joking, you're not flirting with the
24:45answer.
24:49You were here.
24:53You were here.
25:08Are you here? Seriously?
25:11I don't know.
25:13The danger was earlier. If your memory doesn't change me.
25:22We are children, Sash.
25:26Yes. That's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay. Let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:54Okay.
25:56Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:07I was happy to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:27Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay. Playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no. Fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here. At home. Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02To win two shots he ends.
29:03But, obviously.
29:04The Boston Raiders.
29:07The Boston Raiders.
29:09The Boston Raiders.
29:13The Boston Raiders.
29:23The Boston Raiders.
29:29The Boston Raiders.
29:31The Boston Raiders.
29:32I'm literally hungry as the top two.
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award from...
29:49I was busy.
29:50I was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:17What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist
31:27Unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29And then it's for some fucking clown show
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick
31:43Oh fuck you, you are unbelievable
31:45You suck my dick
32:00Maybe yes, nicely
32:09Please
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that
32:24Please get on your knees
32:27On this filthy bathroom floor
32:30And suck my dick
32:33Please
32:44No
32:48What?
32:50No
32:53We will go back to our seats
32:54Watch the rest of this boring show
32:57And then go to boring party after
33:01And then when I've been waiting all night
33:04You'll come back to my hotel room
33:07And I will maybe
33:09Maybe
33:10Do more than just suck your dick
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I read the New Yorker now
33:22Really?
33:23No
33:24The New Yorker is boring
33:28My dad loves it
33:30Ah
33:32So being boring is
33:33Is genetic
33:42Let's make a deal
33:44If you win MVP tonight
33:46I will blow you
33:47Fuck you
33:48Whatever you want
33:52And if you win
34:11Good luck coming
34:12Good luck
34:26Who is your partner?
34:28I'll take you
34:28I'll take you
34:30I play
34:32Good luck
34:33My sister
34:33My sister
34:34Especially since you're in the last game.
34:36I'll talk to you in the last one day.
34:40Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:17good now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:36touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:40you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me
38:05we will see i need what you know tell me
38:23i need you
38:26i need you
38:31i need you
38:44i need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:01I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:13I don't know.
41:17It's just a situation.
41:17I don't know.
41:18It's even though.
41:19I don't know.
41:22I don't know.
41:23I don't know.
41:26I don't know.
41:29But you never want to stay alive.
41:29I don't know.
41:29I won't do it.
41:32I've done that.
41:37I don't know.
42:17I don't know.
42:42I don't know.
43:12I don't know.
43:32I don't know.
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