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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's

00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane i should know my husband made

00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall i'm literally the size of a dry

00:00:42martini

00:00:43shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip

00:00:50even at our ugliest i still believe our love's worth fighting for

00:00:57but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better to us to us

00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination and to dr carmichael couples

00:01:20therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom it's speaking of the journey it was bumpy

00:01:29yeah a few bottles yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but i am working through

00:01:36my narcissistic tendencies and i am working on my accountability issues and here we are

00:01:43we made it got to the next stop dr carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture i'd like

00:01:51to go

00:01:52first okay great i've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's

00:02:05eve for our anniversary so we can renew our vows new year new us i'm speechless we were so happy

00:02:17there

00:02:20really really are gary and man gonna be there they're giving up cabo lulu our daughter has not

00:02:26returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text okay okay my turn

00:02:32okay

00:02:33this will be the last christmas that we spend in st louis because i have listed our house with the

00:02:41contingency to run it back from the bio through next december i am going to land this big fish and

00:02:46tomorrow i'm going to get elvin smith to bankroll the final stage of my life's work so that in one

00:02:51year lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like i promised years ago a clean slate

00:02:59and a fresh start i supported you and you got your prize and all i ask is that for one

00:03:06more year you

00:03:07support me so i can get mine are you serious

00:03:11yes the listing went up today

00:03:19is this real very

00:03:29i love you lindy i love you too

00:03:42thank you thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed

00:04:09how does one solve the problem

00:04:12the problem of feeding the world only less little john knows now what if we could take say

00:04:19an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow

00:04:26ten

00:04:27a hundred a thousand ears of corn in the space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction

00:04:34work

00:04:35work my revolutionary molecular transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between

00:04:42atoms oh the real question is can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized

00:04:48not only can we do it we will do it together hilton smith we can make more with less and

00:04:55that's l e s

00:04:59i'll take it from here less okay

00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds

00:05:12you call this the mini barn card no one calls it that okay it's just me see i grew up

00:05:18on a farm

00:05:19you call this

00:05:48in the future.

00:06:03I am

00:06:05fucking amazed!

00:06:08It's a corner, it's a truck.

00:06:10Look how tiny it is. It's being tiny.

00:06:12It's incredible.

00:06:13I got you.

00:06:14You did. You really did.

00:06:15That's crazy.

00:06:17Oh, it amazed me again.

00:06:19Make it big. I want to taste it.

00:06:23Oh, a big coin takes a big investment.

00:06:25Oh, there he is.

00:06:26Money man chiming in.

00:06:28Go on.

00:06:29You know, Flavor Saver

00:06:30was a huge step forward.

00:06:33It was the first

00:06:35and the best GMO tomato on the market.

00:06:37But it was a failure.

00:06:38Well, no, it wasn't.

00:06:41It was a breakthrough, but it tasted like old Band-Aids.

00:06:44Admit it.

00:06:44No, I don't think I want to.

00:06:48Admit it or I walk.

00:06:50No.

00:06:55Fuck yeah!

00:06:56You should never admit failure.

00:06:58I got you.

00:07:00Yes, you did, Hilton.

00:07:01But this agrotech

00:07:03is going to change the world.

00:07:05Jinx?

00:07:06And just think,

00:07:07this is only the beginning.

00:07:08Sorry, who are you?

00:07:09Vivian,

00:07:10Hilton's chief scientist.

00:07:11I'm the guts.

00:07:12I just write the checks.

00:07:13She's...

00:07:14The brains.

00:07:14And my guts

00:07:15never make mistakes.

00:07:17I mean,

00:07:18I would write you a check

00:07:19right now,

00:07:21but for some reason

00:07:24I'm just not feeling

00:07:25yummy in my tummy.

00:07:29You.

00:07:30Mini?

00:07:31Who are you?

00:07:33Is this a true question?

00:07:34I don't know.

00:07:35Is it?

00:07:36Well, who are you?

00:07:38I'm awesome.

00:07:39I'm Hilton.

00:07:40Well, I'm awesome.

00:07:41I'm less.

00:07:44Yeah, I'm going to need more.

00:07:53You'll like it.

00:07:54Yeah, I'm going to lose my house.

00:08:13Hey.

00:08:15Hey.

00:08:16Uh,

00:08:17something quietly revealed itself to me.

00:08:20Oh?

00:08:21What's that?

00:08:22Maria's staff pick.

00:08:23My rainbow starts with black.

00:08:25It's a Pulitzer Prize winning novel

00:08:27by the one,

00:08:29the only,

00:08:30Lindy McMichael Littlejohn.

00:08:32That's a lifetime ago.

00:08:34Uh-uh.

00:08:3518 years and still a fan fave?

00:08:37Listen, Richie.

00:08:39Um,

00:08:40we need to talk.

00:08:42Uh-oh.

00:08:43No.

00:08:44Yeah.

00:08:45No, we've just begun.

00:08:47Richie.

00:08:48Hold on.

00:08:48This is just the first act.

00:08:50Not turn this into a tragedy.

00:08:52Tragedy's a better story.

00:08:54Oh,

00:08:55I wish they had a,

00:08:56a section on how to repair

00:08:57an emotional affair.

00:08:59Listen,

00:09:00you really saw me

00:09:02when I needed it the most.

00:09:03I do.

00:09:04Yeah,

00:09:05and,

00:09:06and you really gave me

00:09:07that emotional intimacy

00:09:08that I grieved,

00:09:09you know?

00:09:10Mm-hmm.

00:09:11You were a great shoulder,

00:09:12an ear.

00:09:14Mm-hmm.

00:09:14You're so handsome,

00:09:16young,

00:09:17smart.

00:09:18Oh, stop it.

00:09:19And maybe in another life,

00:09:21but...

00:09:21But I fell in love.

00:09:24And you?

00:09:26I fell in Les.

00:09:27Hell yes.

00:09:28Yeah.

00:09:28Why?

00:09:30Les knows the real me,

00:09:32the worst of me,

00:09:33and he,

00:09:33he still loves me.

00:09:36I could love the worst of you.

00:09:37No.

00:09:38Yeah.

00:09:38He has 20 years on you,

00:09:39and you've known me,

00:09:40like,

00:09:40a few months.

00:09:41Six and a half.

00:09:43Les,

00:09:45he made a grand gesture,

00:09:46and he promised me

00:09:48a fresh start,

00:09:49and I believe him.

00:09:51Why?

00:09:52No, no, no,

00:09:53actually,

00:09:53don't say.

00:09:54Love should remain

00:09:56a mystery.

00:09:58My mom told me that.

00:10:00Okay.

00:10:01I'm gonna go.

00:10:01Just,

00:10:02wait, wait,

00:10:03wait,

00:10:03this...

00:10:04Oh, God, no, no.

00:10:04I got you this Christmas present.

00:10:06Absolutely cannot accept this.

00:10:08You must,

00:10:08or it means our love was in vain.

00:10:10Shh, shh,

00:10:10not love.

00:10:11Okay, okay, okay.

00:10:11Okay, just open the card first.

00:10:13There is no need to thank me.

00:10:16Okay.

00:10:31Merry Christmas, my love!

00:10:33In anticipation of the new year,

00:10:36new you and new us,

00:10:37I thought this would be a great start.

00:10:40Open the present.

00:10:40I'll wait.

00:10:52I hate this rag.

00:10:53I know you hate this rag,

00:10:55but I knew you'd never send it in yourself.

00:10:58Give it a quick read.

00:10:59See if you recognize it.

00:11:02Oh, Richie.

00:11:04No, no, no, no,

00:11:05what have you done?

00:11:06I present it to be your book ages.

00:11:08Your story is gonna be

00:11:10in the New Yorker.

00:11:12No.

00:11:13I didn't write this.

00:11:15I'm fucked.

00:11:16I know it's overwhelming,

00:11:18and I'm sure you don't.

00:11:19Oh, fuck, Richie!

00:11:22No, no, no!

00:11:23Oh, my fuck.

00:11:25Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.

00:11:26Oh, bitch, pick up, pick up.

00:11:28Hi, this is Terry.

00:11:29Leave a message.

00:11:30Terry!

00:11:31Oh, fuck.

00:11:32Okay, there is a story.

00:11:34There's a story in the New Yorker

00:11:35with my name on it,

00:11:36and I need you to call me back.

00:11:38This is an emergency.

00:11:39For serious this time,

00:11:40call me back.

00:11:42Fuck.

00:11:44Fuck!

00:11:53Shut the door.

00:11:55Why?

00:11:55Because I want to raise my voice.

00:11:58Jesus, jumping crackers.

00:12:00Why would you invite Hilton

00:12:02to your charity event

00:12:04at your home tonight?

00:12:05Because he wants to know who I am.

00:12:06But Lindy will be there.

00:12:08And?

00:12:08I'm sorry,

00:12:09am I the only one

00:12:10that remembers last year

00:12:11the silent auction,

00:12:13the pool incident,

00:12:14and you're still serving

00:12:15alcohol this year, right?

00:12:16Count me out.

00:12:17I'm sorry.

00:12:18I cannot watch.

00:12:21I don't think

00:12:22that my heart or my stomach

00:12:24can tolerate

00:12:25another interaction with him.

00:12:27But we are broke.

00:12:29And here's all we have.

00:12:31There are no more

00:12:33interested investors less

00:12:34with Hilton's kind of cash.

00:12:36You know what?

00:12:37Lindy and I are fine now.

00:12:38We're good, even.

00:12:40And we're renewing our vows.

00:12:41New year, new us.

00:12:42Yes, yes.

00:12:43You said that last year.

00:12:44This year, it's going to stick.

00:12:45You sleeping in the same bed?

00:12:46Yes.

00:12:47Just sleeping?

00:12:48Sleeping plus.

00:12:50Big plus?

00:12:51Small plus.

00:12:52It feels so much better

00:12:53if it was big.

00:12:54We're on the road to big.

00:12:55I promise you.

00:12:56Um, okay.

00:12:58Lindy, it's me.

00:12:59It's me calling you.

00:13:01Um, I'm not panicking,

00:13:02but just call me back

00:13:02before the party, okay?

00:13:04It's not an emergency,

00:13:05but it's an emergency.

00:13:06Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.

00:13:07Um, my polyp is gone.

00:13:10Yeah, but there's a hole

00:13:11in my heart now.

00:13:12Sounds like a case

00:13:13for the Bard's Guard.

00:13:14So I'll be unable

00:13:15to attend your party

00:13:16this evening.

00:13:17Our loss.

00:13:17Good luck, Richard.

00:13:42You're not Jackie.

00:13:43I'm Hill.

00:13:44Don't make me raise it.

00:13:45Who are you?

00:13:46I'm Professor Little John.

00:13:47Jackie's professor.

00:13:48Did she leave for break already?

00:13:49Have I missed her?

00:13:50I hope not,

00:13:51because I'm her fucking ride.

00:13:53Jackie!

00:13:54Professor Little John.

00:13:55Yeah, Lindy.

00:13:56You should call me Lindy.

00:13:57Oh, uh, hell, uh,

00:13:58Professor Little John

00:13:59is the reason that I'm here.

00:14:02Oh, you wrote that book she loves.

00:14:04I didn't read it.

00:14:05No offense.

00:14:06None taken.

00:14:07Jackie, I'm so glad I caught you.

00:14:09Can we talk?

00:14:10Yeah.

00:14:11Just real quick.

00:14:12Oh, you mean without me?

00:14:13I do.

00:14:14Oh.

00:14:14Is it okay?

00:14:15Oh, yeah.

00:14:15Is it rude?

00:14:16No offense, but...

00:14:17Sure.

00:14:18Okay.

00:14:18Let's just have her...

00:14:20Okay.

00:14:21Um...

00:14:23Have I done something wrong,

00:14:24Professor Little John?

00:14:25Oh, no, no.

00:14:26Gosh, no.

00:14:27No, I have.

00:14:28I have.

00:14:30I, um...

00:14:32I need to tell you something.

00:14:34Uh...

00:14:37I loved your short story.

00:14:41Untitled on purpose.

00:14:42That's the one.

00:14:43Yeah, I loved it.

00:14:44It was brilliant.

00:14:45Uh, the prose was incisive.

00:14:47Oh, just the voice.

00:14:49Fresh.

00:14:49Distinguished.

00:14:50Rare.

00:14:51One that deserves the attention of the New York literati.

00:14:56Wow.

00:14:57I mean, that means the world to me.

00:15:00Professor Little John, it's almost Christmas and you're at my door complimenting my work.

00:15:04I...

00:15:04Oh, my gosh.

00:15:04I couldn't ask for a better day.

00:15:05Okay, listen to me.

00:15:06Listen to me.

00:15:07Yes?

00:15:07You need to turn it into a novel right now.

00:15:12Now?

00:15:13Really?

00:15:14Really now.

00:15:15Mm-hmm.

00:15:15Um, I guess I could get started over the break.

00:15:19No, you need to take next semester off and just write.

00:15:21The whole semester.

00:15:24The whole semester.

00:15:24You just want to isolate and write while it's fresh, while it's here, while Untitled on Purpose

00:15:30is coursing through you, right?

00:15:33Yes, I feel it.

00:15:33Okay, so you need to isolate and write.

00:15:35Uh, no distractions, no internet, no novels, no magazines, no, uh, nothing.

00:15:41No, nothing.

00:15:41Right?

00:15:41Nothing.

00:15:42And just all winter long, a very, a room of one's own.

00:15:45Right.

00:15:45Wolf it.

00:15:46Right, wolf it.

00:15:47Could you do that?

00:15:48Yes, well, uh, well, how's dad?

00:15:50My Uncle Flip, he has a cabin back in Montana that's super...

00:15:53Isolated.

00:15:54Oh!

00:15:54Walden Pond isolated.

00:15:55That's perfect.

00:15:56Right?

00:15:56Yes, Jackie.

00:15:57Yeah.

00:15:59This has the potential to be your...

00:16:02My rainbow starts with black?

00:16:04No.

00:16:05No, Professor Little John, it, it couldn't.

00:16:07Jackie, I should know.

00:16:10My goal in life is to just write one, one great novel like you.

00:16:16So we're agreed.

00:16:19You're going to isolate and write.

00:16:20Yes.

00:16:20All semester?

00:16:21All semester.

00:16:22You're going to Montana.

00:16:23Yes!

00:16:24Remember, no magazines, right?

00:16:25No, you don't want any?

00:16:27Uh-uh.

00:16:27Just turn off the internet, okay?

00:16:30I will unplug completely.

00:16:31Yes!

00:16:32Okay, hey, Merry Christmas.

00:16:34Merry Christmas to you too.

00:16:36Merry Christmas to you.

00:16:49Merry Christmas to you.

00:17:02Okay, listen, I-

00:17:03Maybe I have 10 minutes blindsiding me with one short story published in the New Yorker

00:17:07over the last two decades gets you one.

00:17:09The fact that we've been friends for more than 20 years gets you another.

00:17:12And the other eight belong to Gillian Flynn.

00:17:14He continues to publish bestsellers, which bought me a classic six off the park.

00:17:19I didn't write the story, it's my students' work.

00:17:24My ex-emotional lover.

00:17:26Long story.

00:17:28I found this fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine.

00:17:30Why would I correct him, you know?

00:17:33He sent it in without my knowledge on my behalf.

00:17:37Because he, long story, adored me and thought I was capable of writing something great again.

00:17:42I'm taking a sabbatical from Wash U.

00:17:45I'm headed to the Grey House. Les and I are gonna renew our vows.

00:17:48Long story, you're invited. I know you hate him.

00:17:51I did too, but he has a good dad. And I'm committed to committing to my marriage.

00:17:57So, I cannot handle this shitstorm right now.

00:18:02Which is sure, by the way, to tarnish your reputation as well.

00:18:05So if you want to keep that classic six, then can you please, please,

00:18:10fix this fucking mess so I can focus on my vows and my marriage like I promised?

00:18:15I hate you.

00:18:17I know.

00:18:17I hate me too.

00:18:21No, you're not allowed to thank me.

00:18:28Oliver!

00:18:47Les has been calling. I've been texting.

00:18:49And I have been busy.

00:18:50Les needs you on best behavior tonight. Hilton Smith is attending.

00:18:55Condescending as always, Starla.

00:18:57And who?

00:18:58Necessary. And he is a big investor.

00:19:00You know. I thought the cover was on the pool last year.

00:19:03Right? You know that.

00:19:04Great! You already picked up the first frame to me.

00:19:06I did.

00:19:06Yep.

00:19:07It's locked.

00:19:08I know.

00:19:10Is this another party protest?

00:19:11No.

00:19:12Hilton is here in five.

00:19:13Starla.

00:19:14Your dress is upstairs. I need you inside.

00:19:15Now.

00:19:16What dress?

00:19:17Les had me assess your wardrobe situation.

00:19:19And we both agreed that the only option was to outsource an upgrade.

00:19:22Insulting?

00:19:24And what if I hate it?

00:19:25Your futures are on the line.

00:19:27He said to me, quote,

00:19:29No new year new us without new money.

00:19:31Unquote.

00:19:32So please, just move.

00:19:34Get out of the car.

00:19:36Now!

00:19:37Goodbye, Starla.

00:19:39I will have the valet physically remove you.

00:19:43I need a minute!

00:19:46One minute!

00:19:49You need a Hulk out front?

00:19:51Stat.

00:19:59One minute!

00:20:10What?

00:20:19Come on, tell me what Les is working on!

00:20:22Come on, tell me what Les is working on!

00:20:22This is the cover of Scientific American.

00:20:24He tells me nothing else.

00:20:27And you never ask.

00:20:28Bullshit, buddy.

00:20:30I've printed that same quote from you ten times over the years.

00:20:32All I'll say is First World Fight Club.

00:20:35Lane.

00:20:36And outdated.

00:20:37Just like Scientific American.

00:20:49Vodka dry.

00:20:58Oh, thank you.

00:21:07Big Red has landed.

00:21:10Where's Lindy?

00:21:11I need eyes on Lady Tomato.

00:21:13Helton?

00:21:13Give me a 20 on Deep Pockets.

00:21:16Double negative.

00:21:17Big Red is not happy.

00:21:18I know amazing style when I see it.

00:21:21Oh, this is a facade.

00:21:24Oh, well, the facade is working.

00:21:27I'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud.

00:21:32Which I probably deserve.

00:21:34I'm supposed to be the supportive wife.

00:21:38But my career going up in flames is banging around my brain.

00:21:42That's all I can hear.

00:21:44What does your husband think about that?

00:21:45Oh, he has no clue.

00:21:47He's a fraud, too.

00:21:49Is that so?

00:21:52Welcome, everyone.

00:21:56Every year, I say I'm going to keep it short and that this night is not about me.

00:22:00It's about the children.

00:22:02And tonight, I'm actually going to keep that promise.

00:22:04But, you know, let's be honest.

00:22:06It has to be about me first because you're all here to bid on my stuff.

00:22:11Well, he's just playing the role of a charitable philanthropist.

00:22:17But all he really cares about is his life's work.

00:22:20First, himself second, our daughter third, and me last.

00:22:24Which I probably deserve.

00:22:26Well, just curious.

00:22:27What do you think about his life's work?

00:22:30And a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane.

00:22:34My John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet.

00:22:38With my high school ID still inside.

00:22:40Huh?

00:22:41Where else are you going to get one of those?

00:22:43I can't tell you that.

00:22:46It's so top secret, actually.

00:22:48I have no idea what it is.

00:22:50Hold on a second.

00:22:50My top elf is really trying to tell me something.

00:22:54Lady Tomato and the Brando at Deepak is two drinks and third on deck.

00:22:57You're fucking joking or you're fucking fired.

00:22:59I'll turn to my headset.

00:23:02But I can tell you, he's brilliant.

00:23:08Don't tell him I said that.

00:23:11Yeah.

00:23:11I mean, I'm already last.

00:23:13You know, what's after last?

00:23:16Not much.

00:23:17So, yeah.

00:23:18Merry Christmas and happy holidays.

00:23:21And, uh, hopefully that covers it all.

00:23:24Okay.

00:23:26Less?

00:23:27Five minutes.

00:23:27No.

00:23:28Two.

00:23:28One.

00:23:28Later.

00:23:29Maybe.

00:23:29Done.

00:23:30Oh, everybody was up.

00:23:31Andy, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:23:32I'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season.

00:23:37So, as a joke, last year I put into the silent auction.

00:23:40As a joke, watch Almighty Les walk on water.

00:23:44I thought the cover was on the pool.

00:23:46Oh.

00:23:46It was hot.

00:23:47I'm so sorry.

00:23:48You get it.

00:23:49Kelton, I'm so sorry.

00:23:50I just want to say I'm so sorry.

00:23:51Well, I pay right now to see that.

00:23:53Awesome Les.

00:23:55If you can walk on water, you got my money.

00:23:58Are you being serious?

00:24:00No.

00:24:01Oh, great.

00:24:02So I can still get the money?

00:24:04After the conversation with your wife, I don't know.

00:24:09Hilton, I didn't know.

00:24:11Okay, Lindy, why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks?

00:24:16Okay, so, Hilton, I don't know what she said.

00:24:18Well, she said that you put work first, family third, and her did last.

00:24:22That's out of context.

00:24:24What kind of man are you?

00:24:25I know.

00:24:26I just, I can explain.

00:24:27I can explain.

00:24:31You never explain anything.

00:24:33I got you.

00:24:34Again.

00:24:35Again.

00:24:36You suck at me.

00:24:37I do, I do, I do.

00:24:38So just to be clear, Lindy didn't tank the deal.

00:24:41She closed it.

00:24:42Now she's awesome.

00:24:44Workaholics, they changed the world.

00:24:46I'm a workaholic.

00:24:47I should know.

00:24:49Thank you so much.

00:24:50Thank you so much.

00:24:51I want to go to work right away.

00:24:52Like, fuck the holidays.

00:24:53Yeah.

00:24:54Put on my Christmas card every year.

00:24:55Yeah.

00:24:56You really see me.

00:24:57We both do.

00:24:58Oh, it's you again.

00:24:59Hilton's chief scientist.

00:25:01Oh, the brains.

00:25:02And the boots.

00:25:02The boots.

00:25:03The boots on the ground.

00:25:04What do the boots do?

00:25:05The boots ensure that my guts are never wrong.

00:25:09The boots are part of the deal.

00:25:12I'm all in.

00:25:13Are you?

00:25:14Awesome.

00:25:14Bless.

00:25:21Fine.

00:25:22Just, just tell me.

00:25:23I'm melting down.

00:25:25Because I fucked the deal.

00:25:26No, I closed the deal.

00:25:27I closed the deal.

00:25:28Fantastic.

00:25:29No.

00:25:30What do you mean no?

00:25:31That's so great.

00:25:32Oh, my God.

00:25:32I was so worried.

00:25:34No, no, no.

00:25:34I mean, I...

00:25:35I am saddled with one of Hilton's network of bio spies.

00:25:38His chief scientist is going to come in, and she's going to take credit for my work.

00:25:42And all of this will have been for nothing.

00:25:44I will be nothing.

00:25:45My legacy will be nothing.

00:25:47I shall go to the grave without a Nobel.

00:25:49You know, this was my last chance at greatness.

00:25:53God.

00:25:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:25:57Oh, no.

00:25:59Hey.

00:26:00Come on.

00:26:00You remember Joan Ryan?

00:26:03Huh?

00:26:04Yeah.

00:26:05My nemesis at MIT.

00:26:06That's right.

00:26:07You were convinced that the PhD board was going to pick her over you, and you were going to be

00:26:13relegated to just a footnote in the science community, or some other science bad thing, right?

00:26:18But what actually happened, Les?

00:26:21They chose me.

00:26:23They chose you.

00:26:25And where's Joan Ryan?

00:26:27Teaching at Berkeley.

00:26:31And where are you?

00:26:32In St. Louis.

00:26:34But why?

00:26:34Oh, uh, to give the finger to those ungrateful pricks at Monsanto, and to build the Menlo Park of the

00:26:41Midwest.

00:26:42And how?

00:26:42How? Because I am a partner in my own company, creating the bio-agrotech that will change the world.

00:26:48That's right.

00:26:48Yeah.

00:26:49You're going to change the world.

00:26:52And you are.

00:26:54I've always believed that.

00:26:56Even when you hated me?

00:26:58Oh.

00:27:00Especially when I hated you.

00:27:02So what do I do?

00:27:04You do what you always do.

00:27:06You get back in the workshop.

00:27:09And you figure it out.

00:27:11That's what Les Littlejohn does.

00:27:14Yeah.

00:27:14Right?

00:27:15Yeah.

00:27:16Right.

00:27:17Okay.

00:27:18Okay.

00:27:20That's it.

00:27:22That's it.

00:27:23Thank you, Lydie.

00:27:24Thank you for being so understanding.

00:27:29So now I've got to get back in the workshop.

00:27:31And let's move our renewing our vows to next year.

00:27:34That's a fantastic idea.

00:27:35Les, no, I didn't.

00:27:36What?

00:27:37Huh?

00:27:37That's what you said, right?

00:27:39Huh?

00:27:40Did I?

00:27:41Yeah.

00:27:42Gary and Meg.

00:27:43Oh, Gary and Meg would much prefer to go to Cabo.

00:27:45Let's send them something.

00:27:46Sign my name.

00:27:46No, no, no.

00:27:47That will be so humiliating.

00:27:49Don't worry.

00:27:49I'll tell Lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted.

00:27:51So I'll see you when I see you.

00:27:53I'll be back when I'm back.

00:27:53And I love you.

00:27:55And I can't wait for New Year.

00:27:57New us next year.

00:27:58Mwah.

00:28:08Is he fucking kidding me?

00:28:11Mwah.

00:28:28Lindy?

00:28:29Hi, Richie.

00:28:31Um.

00:28:33I made a mistake and I'm leaving Les.

00:28:36Tonight.

00:28:37I hear the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful.

00:28:40I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.

00:28:42Yeah, I'm going to go to Vermont.

00:28:43I'm going to go to the Grey House.

00:28:45And I, um, could you, could you come with me?

00:28:48Where you finished your masterpiece.

00:28:50I'd be honored to be invited.

00:28:52A gift beyond measure.

00:28:53I have ten vacation days and one personal day bagged.

00:28:57And, oh.

00:28:57Heart emoji.

00:28:59Let's meet at Mandy's Diner at midnight.

00:29:02Heart emoji bag.

00:29:03I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.

00:29:07Did you love my present?

00:29:08The fuck?

00:29:09Pardon?

00:29:10Yeah, I...

00:29:11I didn't have the heart to open it.

00:29:15So, um, I'll just bring it with me, okay?

00:29:18New year, new you, new us.

00:29:21Oh, is Vermont cold?

00:29:22I can...

00:29:43Everybody out in 30 minutes or Hulk is going to see me smash.

00:29:49Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.

00:29:51Abandoned ship.

00:29:52Lady Tomato about to burst.

00:29:53Hey, hey, hey.

00:29:55Les promised me a minute.

00:29:59I'll give you 20.

00:30:0120.

00:30:18Excuse me?

00:30:20I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.

00:30:23Martin signed the LOI ASAP and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.

00:30:28I didn't sign.

00:30:28I'm a partner.

00:30:29Apparently not the important one.

00:30:33Well, now I'm inspired, and I would like you to leave.

00:30:37A genius needs his space.

00:30:40Exactly.

00:30:41And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.

00:30:44I know this is a difficult transition period.

00:30:46I'll give you tonight.

00:30:48But I will be back tomorrow.

00:30:52Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.

00:30:58Fuck me.

00:31:14I'll be back tomorrow.

00:31:15I'll be back tomorrow.

00:31:16I'll be back tomorrow.

00:31:17I'll be back tomorrow.

00:31:18I'll be back tomorrow.

00:31:19I'll be back tomorrow.

00:31:21I'll be back tomorrow.

00:31:24I'll be back tomorrow.

00:31:35Mills, I don't have time.

00:31:39She what?

00:32:02You're old. Text me.

00:32:09Fuck you, too.

00:32:14Starla?

00:32:25Freezers, off limits from now on till I say.

00:32:28I need to regroup.

00:32:30Where are you going?

00:32:31I'm leaving you.

00:32:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.

00:32:35How's that?

00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career?

00:32:38Think I don't know?

00:32:39You don't think Nils would call me for comment, Lindy?

00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.

00:32:44I'm a hoax.

00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.

00:32:48You mentioned Joan.

00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.

00:32:52I'm not intentionally.

00:32:53For anything, I'm an accidental misogynist, and I too blame the patriarchy for that.

00:32:57I never said misogynist.

00:32:59Why would you do this?

00:33:00Why?

00:33:00You know why.

00:33:03Is it about Gary and Meg?

00:33:04This is about you, and our marriage, and breaking the promise of Step 3, a grand gesture, and

00:33:12our daughter who hates me sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.

00:33:17Career?

00:33:18Stop!

00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts!

00:33:22This is what you did.

00:33:23You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family, you changed the names,

00:33:27you added a little bit of wry sarcasm, and then you called it fiction, and you got lucky.

00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.

00:33:34No shit.

00:33:35My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this

00:33:42extravagantly sad McMansion in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so

00:33:49that you could try to be something other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.

00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.

00:33:55Oh my, I'm so sorry.

00:33:57What is it you need right now?

00:33:59I need you.

00:34:00Yeah, I need your support.

00:34:02This is my last chance.

00:34:04You already got your prize.

00:34:07And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.

00:34:12Every book signing, every interview, I held your purse, I held my tongue.

00:34:17You know, I was there for the ride.

00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.

00:34:20You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.

00:34:24I have paid that debt.

00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.

00:34:29You had flavor saver.

00:34:32And it was insufferable.

00:34:36Still is.

00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.

00:34:40I didn't get my prize.

00:34:42Swing and a miss.

00:34:43How is it my fault?

00:34:46How?

00:34:47My apologies.

00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.

00:34:50Um, coasting by on a one hit wonder isn't enough for me.

00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.

00:34:56Huh?

00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.

00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.

00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.

00:35:04That's me?

00:35:04That's what you think of me?

00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years!

00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly gonna find in your beloved grey house?

00:35:12Huh?

00:35:13With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm,

00:35:18because, quote, I promise we'd return there one day, unquote.

00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.

00:35:28And there it is, everyone!

00:35:30That's our show.

00:35:32Same line every time.

00:35:41This is the top secret thing you've been working on?

00:35:44Give me that. Give me that.

00:35:45A Tonka truck is not gonna change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.

00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.

00:35:52Jesus, this is what you said to every female scientist that's ever had a better idea.

00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.

00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.

00:36:07What a gentleman!

00:36:08Oh, fuck.

00:36:10What?

00:36:11Oh, no, Lindy.

00:36:13What the?

00:36:15Oh, shh, shh, shh.

00:36:20Oh, shh, shh, shh.

00:36:31Oh, god. Is she dead?

00:36:39Lindy.

00:36:41Say something!

00:36:42Are you alive?

00:36:44Oh, you're alive!

00:36:46You're alive!

00:36:48Fuck no, fuck no!

00:36:51Fuck you!

00:37:07Merry Christmas, I don't want to bow tonight.

00:37:27Last?

00:37:30Oh, fuck.

00:37:36What time is that?

00:37:40Oh, shit.

00:37:45Oh, my God.

00:37:59How much did I drink last night?

00:38:02Less?

00:38:07Why would you put the plaid back up?

00:38:10God, that's my eyes and my head.

00:38:18Oh, which way January starts today?

00:38:24Oh, wow, that really cleaned up.

00:38:32Less?

00:38:38Who's at the door?

00:38:51What is this nonsense?

00:39:01No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:03Lindy?

00:39:04Everything is fine.

00:39:06Don't freak out.

00:39:16Lindy?

00:39:18No!

00:39:20Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.

00:39:23come back to me.

00:39:29Oh, quick, NO.

00:39:34They're good.

00:39:35Oh, and they are terrible.

00:39:43Oh, let's be ready, let's go of age.

00:39:53Stop screaming at me!

00:39:53I AM NOT OKAY!

00:39:57Can you hear me? I am not okay!

00:40:06I am not okay!

00:40:08It works! I can hear you!

00:40:10You're too loud!

00:40:12Sorry.

00:40:13Well, now I can't hear you.

00:40:15How about now?

00:40:16No, too loud.

00:40:18No?

00:40:19Softer.

00:40:20No.

00:40:21Better.

00:40:22I hate this fucking thing!

00:40:27Can you hear me now?

00:40:29Say again.

00:40:30Can you hear me now?

00:40:31Yes!

00:40:32Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.

00:40:35Are you okay?

00:40:36I'm fine.

00:40:38I heard that.

00:40:38I think we got it.

00:40:41Hi.

00:40:42What the fuck, Les?

00:40:44I heard that too. Loud and clear.

00:40:47Okay.

00:40:48Mindy, I'm so sorry. It was an accident.

00:40:50And, uh, I can't believe it even happened.

00:40:53I, I, I...

00:40:54But you're incredible!

00:40:55I mean...

00:40:56You're beautiful!

00:41:01Are you smiling right now?

00:41:04No, no, no.

00:41:05No, of course not.

00:41:06I, I just...

00:41:08I...

00:41:09Just like, wow.

00:41:12Wow.

00:41:14Wow.

00:41:15Wow!

00:41:15No, I apologize.

00:41:16You're my wife and you're not an experimenter.

00:41:18I should hope so!

00:41:20Jesus!

00:41:21Oh my God!

00:41:22This is your job?!

00:41:24This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!

00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny so, so they don't what, eat more?!

00:41:30I don't...

00:41:31Uh...

00:41:31Do you...

00:41:32Do you want me to answer that or...?

00:41:34Explain it to me!

00:41:36Well, um...

00:41:37It's called cellular reduction and, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration

00:41:43of organic fruit and vegetables and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.

00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again!

00:41:52Jesus!

00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works!

00:41:55Oh, right.

00:41:55Well, I just reversed the process.

00:41:57That's the restoration part.

00:41:59Great!

00:42:01Restore me!

00:42:03Now, please!

00:42:04I can do that.

00:42:05Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise!

00:42:09Ha!

00:42:09Meet me in the dining room.

00:42:14Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:42:16Les, do I look merry or hungry?

00:42:20Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...

00:42:22I'm not!

00:42:23Make me big again, now!

00:42:26Heard that?

00:42:26Loud and clear?

00:42:27Um, the thing is...

00:42:29Tell me you can make me big again, Les!

00:42:32I can, and I will.

00:42:33Um, the thing is that it's just...

00:42:35I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two.

00:42:39Tops.

00:42:39But, you'll be fine.

00:42:41Everything's gonna be okay.

00:42:42You're healthy.

00:42:43Uh, I checked your vitals.

00:42:44Wait!

00:42:44I could die?!

00:42:45Tiny?!

00:42:46No, you...

00:42:47You're not gonna die, Tiny.

00:42:50You'll be safe in the dollhouse.

00:42:52Because it's almost exactly the same as our househouse.

00:42:56Um, the stove works.

00:42:58The refrigerator works.

00:43:00There's food.

00:43:01The water runs.

00:43:02And, I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.

00:43:06What?

00:43:06Your clothes.

00:43:08From your closet.

00:43:10Um, and, uh, this curling thing.

00:43:17And your hairbrush.

00:43:18Uh, cold cream.

00:43:21Looked important.

00:43:22Oh, and I remembered your coffee.

00:43:24And the coffee maker.

00:43:25Worked perfectly, right?

00:43:27Oh, one crucial thing.

00:43:28Um, the toilet.

00:43:29Uh, it works.

00:43:30I figured it out.

00:43:32Just don't ever look in the hall closet.

00:43:33Downstairs.

00:43:34Ever.

00:43:35You will be restored to regular size.

00:43:37Uh, I promise it.

00:43:38This is just temporary, Lindy.

00:43:40I am so close.

00:43:41Truly.

00:43:42Now it's so close?!

00:43:45Not a day or two tops?!

00:43:48Less?!

00:43:49You motherfucker!

00:43:53Hey.

00:43:54Calm down.

00:43:57Calm fucking down!

00:43:59Calm fucking down!

00:44:18Hey, Lindy.

00:44:21I'm gonna need a minute!

00:44:25I don't wanna feel it all!

00:44:30He's been away!

00:44:43You can...

00:44:44You can...

00:44:44You can re-film the ladies cup, too.

00:44:47She's on her way, boy.

00:44:49She's gone back to her husband.

00:44:50No.

00:44:51They always do.

00:44:52Not this time.

00:44:53Noop-noop-noop.

00:44:54Cause we've got plans.

00:44:55Yep.

00:44:56We got concrete plans.

00:45:01How about...

00:45:03A ten day getaway to Vermont for two?

00:45:07Uber romantic.

00:45:15There are multiple reasons she could be late.

00:45:17No, I know Lindy's coming.

00:45:19Why, you may ask?

00:45:21Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.

00:45:26Destined to be written.

00:45:29Immortalized for generations to come.

00:45:31Oh.

00:45:33Quiet, everybody, please.

00:45:34Quiet, please!

00:45:36Quiet, please!

00:45:36Sorry.

00:45:37Oh.

00:45:38It...

00:45:39It's work.

00:45:41Hey, Martin.

00:45:44Well, I...

00:45:45You know, I was...

00:45:47I found so...

00:45:48No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:45:49Of course.

00:45:50Of course.

00:45:50I'll just...

00:45:51I'll head into the...

00:45:51Into the lab.

00:45:55No, I've not heard from us.

00:45:58Wait.

00:45:59What do you mean you can't get a hold of him?

00:46:02Yeah, I'll...

00:46:02Okay.

00:46:03Bye.

00:46:03Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?

00:46:07Pfft.

00:46:07Bart, can I be honest?

00:46:08I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.

00:46:13Oh.

00:46:15He's suffering?

00:46:21Take those off.

00:46:22I feel like a specimen.

00:46:24And come closer.

00:46:25I don't want to keep yelling.

00:46:30Jesus, the 96?

00:46:33If there was ever a time.

00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work.

00:46:37Well, I couldn't.

00:46:38It was top secret.

00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA.

00:46:41I signed an ironclad NDA.

00:46:41Hey.

00:46:41It's bullshit.

00:46:43You didn't trust me.

00:46:45Which makes me so...

00:46:47Sad.

00:46:49Makes me so sad.

00:46:52Fuck you.

00:46:54But...

00:46:55Yeah.

00:47:00Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.

00:47:02What?

00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:08They are so cute!

00:47:11Wait.

00:47:12And legible?

00:47:14Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:17They're so cute.

00:47:19Oh, and functional.

00:47:21Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:24How cute.

00:47:26And accurate.

00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.

00:47:33Never put it together.

00:47:35You also said you didn't want to know.

00:47:39No.

00:47:40Well, you're not leaving me.

00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you.

00:47:43No, no, no.

00:47:44No, Les.

00:47:45Take me with you.

00:47:46I'm portable.

00:47:47You will be safer here in the dollhouse.

00:47:48I feel very not safe.

00:47:50I feel very small and like something bad could happen.

00:47:54I won't let something happen.

00:47:55Something did.

00:47:56Something else.

00:47:57Beyond the accident.

00:47:59But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.

00:48:01Please, Les.

00:48:02I do not want to be alone.

00:48:03Please, I'm scared.

00:48:04Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?

00:48:09Oh, God.

00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.

00:48:13Not me.

00:48:15I can show you.

00:48:16No, I, I don't.

00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?

00:48:20I will be restored to regular size soon.

00:48:23I promise.

00:48:25Trust me.

00:48:28Okay.

00:48:32This is crazy.

00:48:50The world of sisters.

00:49:02You.

00:49:06You.

00:49:09You.

00:49:10Yeah.

00:49:10You.

00:49:11I mean, everything is really big.

00:49:13Really.

00:49:15I bet.

00:49:16You.

00:49:17You.

00:49:18You.

00:49:28Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?

00:49:33You see this dust ball?

00:49:37Do you think I could choke on this?

00:49:39Oh, yeah, put that down.

00:49:44Hello, Dolores.

00:49:45Look who it is.

00:49:47See?

00:49:48She's not that scary.

00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that?

00:49:52Oh, oh, it's puffing.

00:49:53Do you see what it's doing?

00:49:55No, no, no.

00:49:56It's trying to eat me.

00:49:57No, this is not interesting to me.

00:50:00Can you put me down, please?

00:50:01Put me down.

00:50:15Fun, right?

00:50:16We all love a train ride.

00:50:17Woo!

00:50:18Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:21Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:28Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:31Merry Christmas.

00:50:33Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:36Woo!

00:50:37Woo!

00:50:39Merry Christmas to me!

00:50:46Merry Christmas, Wendy!

00:50:49Maybe too many times around?

00:50:51I want to get off!

00:50:53I don't like it!

00:50:55Oh, I'm gonna be sick!

00:50:59Oh, God.

00:51:01Oh.

00:51:03Oh, my.

00:51:05Hey.

00:51:07It's gonna be okay.

00:51:09I'm so sorry this happened.

00:51:12So incredibly sorry.

00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.

00:51:26I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.

00:51:28What am I supposed to do with this?

00:51:30I thought I could crush it up,

00:51:31and you could maybe snort it, but I don't know.

00:51:33Um, Scarface?

00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.

00:51:40How are you feeling?

00:51:43Really?

00:51:44I mean...

00:51:45I know what you mean.

00:51:47Better.

00:51:50I did always love this couch.

00:52:05I did always love this couch.

00:52:06When you're ready.

00:52:07Uh, pour away.

00:52:13Don't be shy.

00:52:16So, this is my, uh...

00:52:20Tiny little life now?

00:52:22Temporary tiny life.

00:52:23How long again?

00:52:24A day.

00:52:25Two at the most.

00:52:26I'm so close.

00:52:27So close.

00:52:28Yeah.

00:52:29Yeah.

00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?

00:52:36Floor is clean.

00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.

00:52:40Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?

00:52:43Kind of.

00:52:51Lass, you put parmesan in the potatoes.

00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.

00:52:57With a twist.

00:52:59Who?

00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.

00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.

00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.

00:53:06I still don't know who that is.

00:53:07Walt?

00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.

00:53:11That's a stretch.

00:53:12What?

00:53:13I am blonde.

00:53:14Lass said that we could be twins.

00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.

00:53:18No, no.

00:53:18I think with the bright hair and makeup,

00:53:20you know Hollywood, I mean...

00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book

00:53:23into a film.

00:53:24Because it sold a million copies.

00:53:27Cause it won the Pulitzer.

00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.

00:53:31You're not excited?

00:53:32Uh, Laura Dern.

00:53:33She's playing the mother.

00:53:34I adore Laura Dern.

00:53:36But I question her judgment.

00:53:38The book wasn't well received.

00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer.

00:53:41The Guardian dupted literary popcorn and added,

00:53:44that does not a Pulitzer make their words.

00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.

00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday

00:53:52without Carol turning her nose up at me

00:53:55as if I were the devil incarnate.

00:53:57Walt?

00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.

00:54:00That's not a stretch.

00:54:01Mom, it's fiction.

00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.

00:54:06Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.

00:54:09It's a comedy.

00:54:10It's a dark comedy.

00:54:11A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned

00:54:16and silenced by a monster of a mother character.

00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.

00:54:28Walked out or was driven away?

00:54:29Jim abandoned me.

00:54:31No.

00:54:31He stopped being married to you.

00:54:34He abandoned me.

00:54:35Me too.

00:54:37And he's still the hero.

00:54:39I tried my best.

00:54:42Walt?

00:54:42If I may, Walt.

00:54:44Diane, have you tried the potatoes?

00:54:46I call them potatoes a la Diane with a twist.

00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?

00:54:51It's parmesan cheese.

00:54:53Try it.

00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.

00:55:03Just like you.

00:55:09Walt.

00:55:11I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.

00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.

00:55:16Yes.

00:55:17Yes.

00:55:17You know, I don't get the arch.

00:55:19It's like an arch for what?

00:55:21It's the gateway to the west.

00:55:24I think it's great.

00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.

00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.

00:55:32I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.

00:55:34I have to say hello.

00:55:40What's going on?

00:55:41Do you want to have sex?

00:55:41Oh, yes.

00:55:43Yes, please.

00:55:44We're here.

00:55:45We'll be quiet.

00:55:46We'll be fine.

00:55:47Oh, alright.

00:55:47You're set to high volume.

00:55:50Watch.

00:55:51Watch.

00:55:52Watch.

00:55:54Okay.

00:55:55Okay.

00:55:56Bye.

00:56:10You're defending me.

00:56:11You're the only one.

00:56:13You're the only one.

00:56:14You're the only one.

00:56:18You're the only one.

00:56:20Oh!

00:56:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:56:24Oh, fuck!

00:56:25Oh, fuck!

00:56:26Jesus, Waltz!

00:56:27Can I help you?

00:56:29Obviously this isn't the washroom.

00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.

00:56:33What with the toilet?

00:56:33I can see the light.

00:56:40He's trying to escape.

00:56:45Oh my god.

00:56:50Oh fuck.

00:56:52Maybe I can't be quiet.

00:56:55I don't think you can.

00:56:58Hey.

00:57:03I'm not really like her though, right?

00:57:05My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?

00:57:09Does that make me Walt?

00:57:12Seriously?

00:57:13Seriously?

00:57:14Seriously?

00:57:16No.

00:57:17Fuck no.

00:57:18No, she's unbelievable.

00:57:20Not in a good way.

00:57:24It's gonna be okay.

00:57:26It's another few days.

00:57:31Only a few days.

00:57:38It's only a few days.

00:58:02It's only a few days.

00:58:08No.

00:58:10What?

00:58:11What?

00:58:12What?

00:58:14It can't be right.

00:58:18Okay, I'm coming in.

00:58:19Now.

00:58:21Now-ish.

00:58:33Now-ish.χ.

00:58:42Now-ish.

00:58:45Now. Lacko?

00:58:49Stay.

00:58:51Stay. Stand!ан

00:59:05Ow, fuck.

00:59:07You fuzzy fucker.

00:59:20Stop.

00:59:22Stop it, you're fine.

00:59:24You feel bad enough already.

00:59:29I mean, she's safe, right?

00:59:44Hey!

00:59:47Yes, Richard? What is it?

00:59:49Oh, you seem upset.

00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.

00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry too when I need a release, so...

00:59:58I get where you're at.

01:00:00Okay, right, is that all?

01:00:02Now you've got me worried.

01:00:03Is everything all right at home?

01:00:04You know, with your wife, Lindy's her name, right?

01:00:07Yes, Richard, she's fine.

01:00:08Good, good.

01:00:09Yeah.

01:00:10She's just keeping busy over the holidays.

01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.

01:00:15She's keeping busy.

01:00:16She's writing, writing.

01:00:18That's wonderful.

01:00:19That's wonderful.

01:00:20Richard, get your butt inside.

01:00:22I'm sorry you used profanity.

01:00:24I'm upset.

01:00:28I'll see you later.

01:00:29I'll see you later.

01:00:39Les?

01:00:41Les?

01:00:42Les?

01:00:47That is a toy.

01:00:52Oh.

01:00:53He left me?

01:00:59I have to trust him.

01:01:03I cannot spiral.

01:01:06Huh?

01:01:07Oh.

01:01:08Yeah.

01:01:10Why not?

01:01:11Okay, that's...

01:01:13That's good, space colon.

01:01:15Colon?

01:01:16Colon-al.

01:01:19Colonel.

01:01:20Space colonel.

01:01:22Next stop, Uranus.

01:01:25I couldn't...

01:01:26Fuck, I'm already spiraling.

01:01:28You made me believe you were so close.

01:01:30So I believed you.

01:01:32Yes, and you should believe me.

01:01:33That's our deal.

01:01:34There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.

01:01:37So what does so close mean to you in this context today?

01:01:42My God, I can't put an actual number on it.

01:01:44I don't know.

01:01:46What?

01:01:48What have you done?

01:01:49What have I done?

01:01:51Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.

01:01:53Contract is for 30 days.

01:01:56That's insane!

01:01:57Well, you said that you were close!

01:02:0030 days?!

01:02:01Well, it will work.

01:02:03I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so...

01:02:07Now you have 30 days!

01:02:09No, no, no.

01:02:09We have 30 days.

01:02:10Oh, now it's we.

01:02:11What does it say exactly?

01:02:12What does the small print say exactly?

01:02:14It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works, or the patent

01:02:21on our tech...

01:02:22On my tech, thank you.

01:02:23...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.

01:02:26Sues us.

01:02:28For fraud.

01:02:29And you go to jail.

01:02:31To jail?

01:02:32Well, can he do that?

01:02:33He can.

01:02:34And after 30 days, it goes.

01:02:36The tech, the lab, the bobs, gone.

01:02:40But, but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I make things big again?

01:02:49Because I, I have to make things big again.

01:02:51Well, after 30 days, you can't.

01:02:56You need to actually say, I mean, can he actually do this?

01:03:01Yes, he can.

01:03:02Man, it says it right here.

01:03:06Less.

01:03:09How bad is this?

01:03:12Okay.

01:03:17I'm not even going to ask about the cat.

01:03:36Hey, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.

01:03:40Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.

01:03:43Oh, it's, it's okay.

01:03:45I didn't want you.

01:03:48Like what Shakespeare used to write with.

01:03:50You know I like Shakespeare?

01:03:52Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.

01:03:55Bars guard.

01:03:56Well, you talk about it a lot.

01:03:58Um, you, you seem a little bit down.

01:04:02No, I'm, um, just tired.

01:04:04Yeah.

01:04:05I was waiting up last night for someone, someone special.

01:04:10You know, and it's just, you know.

01:04:14Well, Merry, Merry Christmas, Richard.

01:04:16Yeah, thank you, Janet.

01:04:18This is a very thoughtful gift, so.

01:04:25Thy returneth to thine grind.

01:04:36Okay.

01:04:38Buddy?

01:04:38Thank you for moving here.

01:04:49Oh.

01:04:51Right.

01:04:52Okay.

01:04:55Oh, that's good.

01:04:57Okay.

01:05:02Okay.

01:05:03Oh, come on.

01:05:08Oh, there we go.

01:05:14Oh, there we go.

01:05:17Oh, guide.

01:05:22Oh, a classic.

01:05:25Come on.

01:05:29Volume.

01:05:31Volume.

01:05:33We're never turning this off.

01:05:35Okay, snacks.

01:05:38So.

01:05:40We've got popcorn.

01:05:43But no candy.

01:05:48Less.

01:05:49That's just for me.

01:05:59Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.

01:06:01It's a big day.

01:06:02It could be the day.

01:06:03Needs to be the day.

01:06:04Or two.

01:06:06At the most.

01:06:11Here are my thoughts.

01:06:15Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to B sub J.

01:06:19Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.

01:06:23Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.

01:06:27Thoughts complete.

01:06:28Bob.

01:06:29Implement his thoughts.

01:06:36B sub J minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.

01:06:41Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.

01:06:45Complete.

01:06:47Carl, implement his thoughts.

01:06:48All right.

01:06:51Let's go.

01:07:29Let's make history.

01:08:17A great attempt in the name of science.

01:08:19Richard, Bob the Explainer.

01:08:23Nominal success, subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds, same as previous attempt.

01:08:30Result, molecular disequilibrium.

01:08:33Eraser Bob, see medic, bring in Fred, clean up an I.O. everywhere.

01:08:38Richard, we're waiting on analysis to proceed, we'll adjust based on your thoughts, we'll

01:08:44go again.

01:08:45No you won't.

01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.

01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.

01:08:55Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.

01:08:59No.

01:09:00No, no, no, no.

01:09:01Um, this is not how we work here.

01:09:05We are making history, okay?

01:09:07That corn was regular size.

01:09:10It's incredible.

01:09:11As a scientist, how can you not see that?

01:09:13Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and

01:09:19including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.

01:09:21Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?

01:09:24Okay, everybody, everybody.

01:09:25This is Virginia.

01:09:26Vivian.

01:09:27Vivian.

01:09:27I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.

01:09:31And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal.

01:09:33Okay?

01:09:33Can we just talk about this?

01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.

01:09:40I don't care about the money.

01:09:42Of course you don't.

01:09:43You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.

01:09:48I had to open the books.

01:09:50Well, it had to be perfect.

01:09:51What?

01:09:52Irresponsible.

01:09:52And deeply sad.

01:09:54Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.

01:09:56It's Hilton Smith's money.

01:09:57This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.

01:10:00Ergo, I run this lab.

01:10:02This is unacceptable!

01:10:04And it's ridiculous!

01:10:05And do, do something!

01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me.

01:10:10I want to talk to Hilton right now!

01:10:13Well, good luck reaching him.

01:10:15He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.

01:10:20Guam?

01:10:21Guam?

01:10:22What?

01:10:23Shut it down.

01:10:24We'll try again tomorrow.

01:10:26Together.

01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation.

01:10:30You're an OSHA violation!

01:10:33Dear hairy Jesus!

01:10:35And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!

01:10:4029 days.

01:10:41Not helpful.

01:10:42Not!

01:10:43The point!

01:10:51What have I done?

01:10:52Come on!

01:10:55Youнем to me?

01:10:59If you do, I love to take a ball of the sea cast each other.

01:11:05Okay good?

01:11:07Zoombelt, tap!

01:11:08You are coming in the middle of the night.

01:11:08Well, you思 � I love you!

01:11:12You're listening to the bass you casteller way to lead on!

01:11:22It's my phone.

01:11:25Oh my phone!

01:11:26Oh! Oh!

01:11:30Coming, coming, coming!

01:11:32What?

01:11:44No!

01:11:46No!

01:11:49No!

01:11:50No!

01:11:54No!

01:12:04Fuck, did you just say something?

01:12:12Am I losing my mind?

01:12:20I can see me in you.

01:12:22I can see me in you.

01:12:26Do you know?

01:12:27What? Ah! What is that?

01:12:30Help! Help!

01:12:32Oh, fuck.

01:12:38I gotta get out of here!

01:12:42What the fuck?

01:12:44What the fuck?

01:12:45Ow! Fuck!

01:12:47Ah!

01:12:48Ah!

01:12:51Ah!

01:12:53Jesus!

01:12:54Fuck!

01:12:55God damn it!

01:12:58For fuck's sake!

01:13:01Ah!

01:13:02Ah!

01:13:03God! Dang it!

01:13:05God damn it!

01:13:12No!

01:13:17Ah!

01:13:18Ah!

01:13:19Ah!

01:13:20Ah!

01:13:22Ah!

01:13:24Ah!

01:13:26Ah!

01:13:29Ah!

01:13:30Ah!

01:13:31Ah!

01:13:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:17What the?

01:14:19Oh, god, oh, god, ah, ah, ah.

01:14:35I'll save you!

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