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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You born feet up, suit up.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:50Let's go!
01:55Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Who if you wanna play me
02:30Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32I'll do the fight
02:33I'm gonna have you lost the game today
02:35I'll stay back here
02:36I hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:43I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:51I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone
02:58Like
02:58A tree, a darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11Call the power in your light
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18Standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're standing in my light
03:35You're sta-
03:36You're pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You're pretty
03:39You say you're scary
03:40I know most people do
03:43You say it's the real world
03:44Honey
03:45Oh
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city to it
03:50Nice try
03:52Knock it out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:02Ya ya ya ya ya ya
04:05Nice try
04:07Get out with
04:09You're in our way
04:11Cut us forever
04:23Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosenhof outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosenhof has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:58I'll see you next time.
06:29I'll see you next time.
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:40Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12I feel like it's in.
09:25It's the wound.
09:31It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:52Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:32It's you.
11:39It's you.
11:53It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:55Oh, God.
11:56I'm going.
12:22I know the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed Midlander. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're at the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:38I should go.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:51What?
14:10Yes.
14:11What would you fucking wish, dude?
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum and it was free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself or else not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:24Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story
14:55here in Sochi.
14:57What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice.
15:43You fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby? We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fanny. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not gonna be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine. We'll sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text. Now you go.
18:22Fine. What the fuck?
18:37You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you are.
18:48This is for me.
18:49You must be proud of.
18:52After yesterday's...
18:54You won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:01And he is still a mess.
19:02How did you do it?
19:05You are not sad?
19:06Not sad, my father.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15You are not sad.
19:19Now, I will play better than when we were.
19:23Our army is injured.
19:25The commander is injured.
19:26The commander is injured.
19:26The commander is injured.
19:27The commander is injured.
19:28The commander is injured.
19:29It's injured.
19:29What is this?
19:30What is this?
19:31You're injured, captain.
19:33You always find a guilty person from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She doesn't know how to do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:56Mom died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:03I have seen her.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:13Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Go.
20:33Of course, I'm always angry.
20:36I'm always angry.
20:38I'm always angry.
20:39But my father...
20:39What's with the power of?
20:40No, he wasn't in the form.
20:42He loves to be.
20:44He'll stay.
20:46I'll feel free from America.
20:48He'll work well.
20:50Good, good. It's too good for us.
20:53It's a problem with the leader. It's always a problem with the leader.
20:59We're not too much talking.
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel. You're too much talking, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to the bar. He needs to be another one.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something more interesting.
21:52Good morning, Sasha.
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you've played well.
22:07I will say thank you, but I know that you're not looking for any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I'm sure it's worth it, I blame you for me.
22:22It doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And blame on these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you'll be able to win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04Well, as a group of the band, you don't need to go to the league.
23:08You can go that way out of the league.
23:11You guys have a good look.
23:13What did you look like?
23:14You got a bad look.
23:15You'll be able to win this year.
23:18You will be able to win this year.
23:19You'll be able to win this year.
23:20It's a great look.
23:28You'll be able to win this year.
23:30You'll be able to win this year.
23:36No, thank you, I'm not going to sleep in the morning.
23:39You need to be perfect at all.
23:41You always look perfect at all.
23:43Yes, but you need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you in the morning.
23:50Bye.
23:52Well, what?
24:00How are you in Paris, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs? It's my head.
24:14The girls. It's just nice.
24:18And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen the French boys?
24:25Yes, or?
24:32Yes.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:34I'm not sure.
24:37You don't know how you're going.
24:41You don't know how you're going.
24:42You don't know how you're going.
24:45You don't know how you're going.
24:50You don't know how you're going.
25:09You don't know how you're going.
25:12You don't know how you're going.
25:16Oh, no.
25:18You don't know how you're going.
25:25Okay.
25:27Yeah, it's true.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50Okay, I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04Okay, I'll see you later.
26:07Okay, I'll see you later.
26:07I was happy to see you.
26:29I don't know.
26:32I don't know.
27:00I'll see you later.
27:10Okay.
27:15I don't know.
27:45Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:50I don't know.
27:53I'm sorry.
27:58Okay.
28:00do it I've seen every one of you do it so leave it all the fuck out there
28:05tonight because this is our fucking night
28:12this is our fucking cup
28:28I can't believe that assholes about to win the cup Shane hates him the most what
28:34you hate Rosenhoff of course but he's very good at hockey the best probably no you're
28:43the fucking best Orlando yeah not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia
28:49that is that the Boston Raiders are your MLH champions what a comeback story this
28:55year really arose enough the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs
29:00leading his team in block shots
29:37well nice watch thank you to see you for free
29:39or what the fuck were you on five seconds yeah 25 seconds or even doing
29:45and now presenting the Lord Tower Award I was busy
29:50but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
30:07hey before we give out next award can I get a selfie with you
30:12what come on when will this ever happen again buddy
30:15okay fine but hurry up
30:24great give me your number I'll text them to you
30:27no chance
30:28no chance
30:28no chance
30:29and the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to
30:33no chance
31:17Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:09I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win...
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:14Good luck coming.
34:19Getting better.
34:28Uh.
34:32Right up?
34:34Especially.
34:35We're going to last.
34:36Like, how awesome is it?
34:37One day, see?
34:38Y'all.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:20You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:17good now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:36touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:40you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me
38:05we will see i need what you know tell me
38:23i need you
38:26i need you
38:31i need you
38:44i need you
39:01i need you
39:26so russia this year was something else
39:30so russia this year was something else
39:34it's intense there
39:41so are you heading back soon
39:44back
39:46to russia for the summer
39:49oh yes
39:56why
39:59what do you mean why
40:02do you have to
40:05there is no have to it's
40:08it's home
40:09yeah
40:10but
40:12i don't know is it safe
40:16what do you mean safe
40:18i don't know
40:21do you do you even like it there
40:30what difference does it make
40:32a pretty big one i think
40:40i need to sleep
40:43oh
40:43oh
40:45yeah
40:45yeah
40:46me too i shoulda
40:55so uh i'm off
40:59goodbye hollander
41:23let's go
41:23if
41:23don't know
41:23no
41:23no
41:32I don't know.
42:02I don't know.
42:26I don't know.
42:56I don't know.
43:28I don't know.
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