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00:30A sophomore, you're home ec, you need that?
00:32Yeah, this has the world-famous blueberry crumble recipe.
00:36And you never know when you might need a delicious blueberry crumble.
00:40Two pints of blueberry, one cup of flour, three cups of sugar.
00:46Oh, no wonder it tasted so perfect.
00:57Okay, sir, we'll have your order out by Monday.
01:00Thank you.
01:02Can you please talk to Mom and Dad?
01:04They won't stop texting me about how you're not going to dinner tonight.
01:06Uh, well, I'm helping Sarah out.
01:08She's having a dinner party, and I'm meeting her friends.
01:10And you made that?
01:12Hey, relax.
01:14They'll love it.
01:14Better hope so.
01:15These are the people you'll be going to brunch with,
01:18watching bad reality TV with,
01:20be on, ooh, group email chains with.
01:22How's your reply all game?
01:23Really strong.
01:24Good, because Dr. Sarah is way out of your league.
01:27Hey, we're firmly in the same league.
01:29Mmm, you work for your parents making children's jerseys.
01:32She works for a hospital saving children's lives.
01:35Better bring your A game.
01:38Oh, you look nice.
01:40Do you have a date?
01:42Uh, no.
01:43I'm just getting drinks with a friend.
01:46Okay.
01:47Well, it's a pretty hot dress,
01:48so it must be a pretty lucky friend.
01:51Um, it's Carl.
01:54Carl?
01:55Yeah.
01:56Carl, like your ex Carl,
01:58like who's marrying your super good friend Carl,
02:00that Carl?
02:01Well, whose idea was this?
02:03What do you think he wants?
02:04I don't know.
02:05He called and it was very vague,
02:06but he just said he wanted to talk about some things.
02:09A guy calls up his ex right before his wedding?
02:12Yeah, I think we know how this story ends.
02:14Come on, no.
02:15I'm still friends with Allison.
02:17Oh my God.
02:17What if he and Allison broke up
02:19and that's why he wants to meet up?
02:21What would you do then?
02:23Then?
02:24I don't know.
02:25Okay, well, are you going to wear false lashes?
02:28What does that have to do with anything?
02:30Fake lashes sends a message.
02:31It says,
02:31I'm down if you're down.
02:33That's what one of the blonde twins on The Bachelor says.
02:35I'll be back by 10.
02:36Okay.
02:37Try not to interrupt pizza and chill with Mark.
02:40Oh, don't worry about it.
02:40Pizza and chill turned into like
02:42an I'll pick you up at eight thing, so.
02:44Whoa, a date.
02:45No, it's not a date.
02:47I don't date.
02:49Okay, well, I think that's,
02:50I think it's cool.
02:51He clearly really likes him.
02:53Well, regardless, this isn't a date.
02:55It doesn't matter how he feels.
02:56Have fun on your date.
02:57I'll see you later.
02:59That is very rude.
03:00This is not a date.
03:04Yo.
03:05Yo.
03:06You're nice and early.
03:07You look beautiful.
03:08Thank you.
03:10Oh, what's this?
03:13Rhinorea?
03:14Runny nose in Latin.
03:16They're for charades tonight.
03:17Oh, nerd alert.
03:19Excuse me, mister.
03:21You are dating a nerd.
03:22A competitive one.
03:23And charades is my jam,
03:24so I expect us to win big tonight.
03:26So don't embarrass us.
03:27Oh, I did not come here to make friends.
03:30I mean, I did come here to make friends,
03:31but we will destroy anyone who tries to stop us.
03:34Yeah.
03:34And then we'll make them eat my legendary blueberry crumble.
03:39Oh, thank you.
03:41Don't be offended, but all my friends eat really clean.
03:45No sugar, no carbs, really.
03:49So I'll just put this in the fridge.
03:52Okay.
03:54So tonight's all doctors?
03:56Yeah, most of my friends are from the hospital.
03:59Am I underdressed?
04:01Actually, I'm at Starry Pastola Brea.
04:04Oh.
04:05Hey, you didn't have to do that.
04:07I saw it and thought it would look great on that hot bod.
04:10Oh, this hot bod?
04:11Mm-hmm, that's the one.
04:12Wow.
04:16I have to set up still,
04:17but if you want to wear that sweater,
04:20totally cool.
04:22You want me to wear the sweater tonight?
04:24I'm so glad you picked up on that.
04:36Hey.
04:38Hey, you.
04:39It's been a while.
04:40I know, I'm sorry.
04:41We haven't talked in a long time.
04:43Yeah.
04:49How have you been?
04:50Good.
04:52You know, I needed a break,
04:54so I moved back here, you know.
04:57Just got a great apartment.
04:59Oh, that's great.
05:00Just kind of trying to figure out what's next.
05:03Thanks for calling me back.
05:05Yeah.
05:06I know I was pretty vague over the phone,
05:09but it was important,
05:10and, you know,
05:11we wanted to ask you this question in person.
05:14Me?
05:15Jojo?
05:17So sorry I'm late.
05:20Wow, it's good to see you.
05:22I love the lashes.
05:25Hi.
05:26Wow, I didn't know you were coming.
05:28Oh, wedding plan stuff, you know.
05:31Yeah.
05:31So did you ask her yet?
05:33I was just about to.
05:34Oh, ask me what?
05:36Well, since you introduced us,
05:38we were wondering
05:39if you would sing at our wedding.
05:43Please say yes.
05:45Oh, I, you know,
05:46I've never sung at a wedding before.
05:48But you're so good.
05:50I mean, I remember those karaoke nights
05:51in Singapore.
05:54Oh, I don't, I don't know.
05:55Please, I mean,
05:56it would really mean a lot to us.
05:58So much.
06:01Okay, okay, yeah.
06:03Really? Yes?
06:04Oh, that would be so amazing.
06:06Well, toast.
06:07Get some champagne.
06:08Great.
06:09How's the, how's the cake tasting going on?
06:11They're gonna love you.
06:12Just be yourself,
06:14don't talk politics,
06:15and ask about work.
06:16They love that.
06:16It's starting to feel like a test.
06:18Relax, I just want it to go well.
06:19Hey, and later tonight,
06:20I say we dominate them and flip cup.
06:23It's not that kind of party, Peter.
06:26Hey, come meet Michael,
06:27work or Jesse,
06:28and her husband, Rob.
06:28Okay.
06:30Hey, guys.
06:31Hello.
06:32This is Peter, my boyfriend.
06:34Hi, Peter.
06:34I'm Jesse.
06:35This is my husband, Rob.
06:36How are you?
06:36Nice to meet you guys.
06:37You too.
06:38Jesse and Rob just had a baby.
06:40Oh, that's so great.
06:42Boy or a girl?
06:43Oh, we're gonna let him or her decide.
06:45Yeah, it's the right thing to do.
06:48Obviously.
06:49Wow, so doctors and parents,
06:52how do you do it?
06:53They're my heroes.
06:55Oh.
06:55A lot of teamwork,
06:56and a lot of coffee.
06:57Coffee.
07:02How about you, Peter?
07:04Oh, I'm in the family business.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Printing for apparel,
07:09printing on apparels.
07:11Fashion.
07:11That's super exciting.
07:13It's not the fashion you're thinking.
07:15Oh, Peter's being modest.
07:16He actually runs his own company
07:18and has a lot of great clients.
07:19It's actually my parents' company.
07:22Well, we're gonna go get refills.
07:24Okay.
07:27Why did you undersell yourself?
07:30Well, it's not like we're Versace.
07:32I mean, our last client was a Toluca Lake
07:34fighting scorpions.
07:35You know, I don't think an under-seven soccer team
07:37is that impressive.
07:38Not when you say it like that.
07:40How would you say it?
07:42I do the apparel branding for LA sports teams.
07:48That does sound better.
07:51I'll go get that.
07:52Be right back.
07:54Oh, by the way, I think, uh...
07:57Hey, fellas.
07:58How you doing?
07:58How's it going?
07:59Good, good.
07:59Just congratulating Mike on his new fellowship.
08:02Yeah.
08:02Neurovascular surgery is a bitch.
08:05Pediatric cardiovascular is a little bit tougher.
08:08Is that like tiny hearts?
08:11Sick tiny hearts.
08:15Oh, excuse me.
08:17Hey, Joe, what's up?
08:19Uh, it's been kind of a weird day.
08:21Can you meet me for a drink?
08:23Uh, I wish, but I'm at Sarah's with her friends.
08:26Oh, I'm sorry to bother you.
08:28No, please bother me.
08:30I can't talk about any more tiny sick hearts.
08:32Tell me about it.
08:36Hey, why don't you come over here?
08:42Huh.
08:43Wow.
08:44You look hot.
08:45Thank you so much.
08:47That's for you.
08:48Is this from my front yard?
08:50Oh, no.
08:51Why would you?
08:51Yes, it is, actually.
08:52You have very thorny bushes on there.
08:54Okay, thanks.
08:55Well, I just need a couple minutes to finish contouring.
08:57I watched a YouTube tutorial.
08:58Okay.
08:59Well, I mean, our reservation's in, uh, 20 minutes,
09:02so we should probably leave now.
09:05Okay, I'm rushing.
09:08What's the place?
09:09It's a swanky restaurant.
09:11It's called Crystal's.
09:12I don't know if that's pronounced right.
09:14It's a soft J.
09:15Um, anyways, critics are crazy about it.
09:17But what about the people who really matter?
09:19Surely you yelped it.
09:21Yeah.
09:21No, it's, uh, four and a half stars,
09:22which is basically almost five.
09:23And, uh, they say it's really romantic.
09:28Can I see?
09:30You want to see the...
09:32Yeah.
09:33Crystal's.
09:34Yeah.
09:35Oh, no.
09:36That girl looks whack.
09:38I don't want her to be there.
09:39I'm going to need you to just, like,
09:41find another restaurant.
09:43Please.
09:43Now?
09:44Yep, thanks so much.
09:47Hey, so glad you could make it.
09:49Thanks, I have.
09:50I brought you something.
09:51Oh, she didn't have to.
09:52Oh, wow.
09:53A half-empty bottle.
09:55Half full.
09:56And in my belly.
09:59Hey, thanks for letting her come by.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Um, is she okay?
10:04She seems wasted.
10:05Yeah.
10:06I think she's had a rough night.
10:08And she called you?
10:10Yeah, we're really good friends.
10:12Um, I'm going to go get her some water.
10:18This is watery.
10:20Because it's water.
10:22Hey, what happened?
10:24I don't want to talk about it.
10:26I just want to hang out.
10:27I, but, yeah, but I got to put in some more boyfriend time.
10:31Okay.
10:32Well, then I will go mingle.
10:34Um, oh.
10:36I took the sweater.
10:39Hey.
10:40Hey.
10:40I'm Joanna.
10:41Hey, I'm Rob.
10:41Jesse.
10:42Good to meet you guys.
10:43Hey, she's fine.
10:44You won't even know she's here.
10:46Doctors!
10:47Yeah.
10:48The healthcare overseas is so superior, don't you think?
10:52Do I think that?
10:53Um.
10:54No, I don't, actually.
10:59Where did you park?
11:00Uh, down this way.
11:01A few blocks.
11:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:03My heels, they hurt.
11:04Let's take an Uber.
11:05Uh.
11:06Uh, okay, but we really can't miss another reservation.
11:09You know what?
11:10I just, I have this discount code with Lyft.
11:12Would you use that?
11:12No.
11:13Pink light up mustaches, discounts, vomit.
11:17Okay, we'll do, uh, we'll do an Uber.
11:19Okay.
11:20But I only do Uber Black because of the water bottles and the mints.
11:28I have mints.
11:29Nobody likes your fruity mints.
11:30You take that back.
11:31Nope.
11:32You just had one.
11:33Didn't like it.
11:34Huh.
11:36Uber Black it is.
11:38Oh, gosh.
11:39I just dropped a contact.
11:41Ugh.
11:41I need to go inside and pop another one back in.
11:44Sorry.
11:44Where is, wait, you told me you got LASIK.
11:48I could only afford one eye.
11:49You know that teachers are underpaid and underappreciated, right?
11:52Wait, what are you two?
11:54It'll just take me a couple of minutes.
11:56Like 30.
11:57He's going to be here in five minutes.
11:5930?
12:00Subway sells them.
12:01Okay.
12:02It's a Philadelphia staple.
12:03Oh, oh, Benjamin Franklin.
12:04Okay, no, no.
12:06It's a watercraft, but it doesn't go in the water.
12:09It goes in your mouth.
12:09And you wait.
12:11No, it's food.
12:13Sweet.
12:13God, it was hoagie, obviously.
12:15Oh, hoagie.
12:16We'll get it next time.
12:17We'll get it.
12:18You and Tara.
12:19Good luck.
12:20Let's do this.
12:23It's an event that could happen.
12:24Biblical times.
12:25Tunnel vision.
12:25Oh, it's that terrible movie.
12:28Transformers.
12:28Explosions and a hoagie song.
12:30And that white guy who, he's older now.
12:32You've got to be more specific, sir.
12:33Come on.
12:33First movie that ever made you cry.
12:35Armageddon.
12:35That's the one.
12:37Yeah.
12:39You guys are just not good.
12:41You're just, you're just not that good for doctors.
12:44Like, it's pretty funny, actually.
12:47Like, Peter, quick cypher.
12:49All right, cheers.
12:50Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
12:52I think she's getting a little out of hand.
12:55Really?
12:56She's just playing the game.
12:57She's at a ten, and everyone here is at a four.
13:00Right.
13:01I hear you.
13:03Um, hey, how about we switch games and move on to your favorite?
13:06Charades.
13:07We'll have a fun night, and then we'll kick everyone out,
13:09so it's just you and me.
13:12I'd like that.
13:13Peter, come back.
13:15Peter!
13:17Let's go.
13:18Wow.
13:19Here's the rest.
13:21All right, all right, all right.
13:22All right, here we go.
13:23Time for charades.
13:25Nice.
13:26All right, I'm going to go first.
13:27I got this.
13:28Okay.
13:30Wait.
13:33What are all these words?
13:35We play medical charades.
13:37Oh, wow.
13:37Oh, she's not kidding.
13:39Okay, I'm going to sit this one out.
13:42I'll go.
13:43Yeah.
13:43All right.
13:43Satay.
13:44Here he goes.
13:46Okay, uh,
13:49coloreal fever.
13:50Laryngitis.
13:51Typhoid fever.
13:52In Latin, salmonella typhi.
13:54Wow.
13:54Wow.
13:55That was so sweet.
13:59Salmonella typhi.
14:00That was fun, everyone.
14:02Latin charades, but how about, like, a drinking game, you know?
14:06Oh, I've got, I've got to drive.
14:08You work so hard.
14:09You know, you deserve this.
14:11Loosen up.
14:11You're saving lives.
14:13Like, you earned it.
14:14Yeah?
14:15Yeah.
14:17Yeah.
14:17Okay.
14:17Yeah?
14:18Okay.
14:18All right.
14:18Okay.
14:19Okay.
14:20It'll be, uh, never have I ever.
14:23And we will start with you.
14:26Uh, okay, um, let me think.
14:30Never have I ever gotten in the, uh, ten items only line with an extra item.
14:38What?
14:39Oh, wow.
14:40Wait, all of you?
14:41Really?
14:41Mm-hmm.
14:42I'll go.
14:43All right.
14:44Um, never have I ever done it on a plane.
14:48Oh.
14:51Oh.
14:53We've never had sex on a plane.
14:55It was before I met you.
14:57Was it?
14:58It was, it was, it's none of your business.
15:00It's not.
15:01I mean, it's not my business.
15:03Are you serious?
15:03Can we talk about this somewhere else?
15:04Yeah, we will.
15:05Not here?
15:05All right, my turn.
15:06My turn.
15:06Uh, never have I ever had a few drinks before operating.
15:11Ugh.
15:12Wow.
15:13That's bad.
15:15It was a tonsillectomy.
15:16I could do it in my sleep.
15:17You're gross.
15:18He probably has.
15:19That's terrible.
15:20That's so bad.
15:21You're a beast.
15:21Okay.
15:23Mm, never have I ever had a guy pick me out on a dating app
15:29who turned out to be the sweetest, greatest boyfriend I've ever had.
15:34Aw.
15:36So cute.
15:39Hey, you're not supposed to say something that you've done.
15:42Oops.
15:43I broke a rule.
15:45It's okay, Joanna.
15:46Okay, well, um, that's how we're playing, then.
15:50Uh, never have I ever had a guy pick me out on a dating app who turned out to be
15:52the sweetest, greatest, greatest boyfriend I've ever had.
15:52I've never only been on horrible dates since I've been back in L.A.
15:57And, um, never have I ever regretted my decision to come back home.
16:04Oh!
16:05Thank you.
16:09Never have I ever been so embarrassed and felt like such an idiot.
16:15Joanna.
16:15Peter, you clean this up, and I'll make sure she's not breaking anything else.
16:29Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry.
16:30I've been such a mess tonight, and now I'm breaking things.
16:34And don't hate me.
16:36I'm sorry.
16:37It's okay.
16:39Why don't you tell me what happened tonight, sweetie?
16:42I just had a nightmare of a date.
16:46It's okay.
16:48We've all had bad dates.
16:50It wasn't even really a date.
16:51It's just been a really crazy few months.
16:55You know, Carl got engaged, and Peter and I made this pact to get married.
17:00What?
17:00Oh, no, um, uh, we, it was just, you know, to get us back out there, and it was a
17:07good thing.
17:08Um, you know, you know, like, we got on apps together, and then we switched accounts, and
17:12I picked you, and I went on this.
17:16So, Peter didn't choose me?
17:20I should have given that Todd guy another chance of realizing that I was stupid.
17:28Hey, how is she?
17:29Oh, she's super great.
17:31You guys have a pact to get married?
17:35What?
17:35During her sob session in my bedroom, she said, you have a plan to get married.
17:40Oh, and then she said that you didn't even pick me on the app.
17:44She chose me?
17:45Listen, the pact was just a way for us to get out there and meet someone special.
17:50And it worked.
17:51I found you.
17:52No.
17:53Joanna found me.
17:54The girl you're supposed to marry found me.
17:56Maybe we shouldn't talk about this right now.
17:58My friends have seen worse tonight.
18:01I don't even know how you're going to get out of this hole with them.
18:04Whoa.
18:06I've tried really hard.
18:08Hey, look, I put on this itchy sweater.
18:10I made a dessert that no one's going to eat.
18:12Hey, I think I'm going to go home.
18:15Great.
18:15See ya.
18:18I need to make sure she gets home.
18:20Fine.
18:20Get her an Uber.
18:21I'll just get my things.
18:24How about this?
18:25I'll take her home, and you can say goodbye to your friends, and I'll come right back,
18:30and we can talk about it.
18:30Oh, great.
18:31I'll go tell my friends that my boyfriend took the girl he's supposed to marry home.
18:36Why is this such a big deal?
18:37Because you're choosing her over me.
18:39I'm supposed to be your girlfriend.
18:40You are, but she's an old friend.
18:43That's all.
18:45Then call her an Uber.
18:46I'll kick my friends out, and we can move on.
18:52I'm going to take her home, and I'll come right back.
19:01Just one second.
19:02Okay, Cantor's Deli is open.
19:04That is, if the photos meet your standards.
19:08Yeah, I just, I get really nervous about how long they leave their pickles out for.
19:13Okay, what's your deal, Chloe?
19:15Why don't you want to go on a date with me?
19:18Because if we go on a date, then that means I like you.
19:24You like me?
19:26Yeah, and if we sit across from each other at a real restaurant, like staring into each other's googly eyes,
19:33it's like a real date.
19:35That scares the hell out of me.
19:37Chloe, I, I like you too.
19:42I got an idea.
19:45Okay, home sweet home.
19:48All right.
19:52All right.
19:56Peter.
20:00You're at best.
20:02Hey, let me get you some water, okay?
20:06Okay.
20:17Hey, what are you doing?
20:21I'm getting rid of everything.
20:23It reminds me of Carl.
20:24Carl?
20:25Your ex Carl?
20:26Yes.
20:28Whoa, whoa, did you see Carl today?
20:30Yeah, he called and wanted to meet up.
20:33Oh, hey, hey, hey.
20:34Let's not burn anything in here.
20:35Come on.
20:35Hey, hey, hey.
20:39Come on, come on, come on.
20:49Hey, I don't want to be the PAC police or anything, but I thought we weren't going to talk to
20:55our exes.
20:55I mean, what, what happened?
20:58Why'd you see Carl?
21:02Carl, he called me and I just, I thought maybe he still had feelings for me and I just, like,
21:12wanted to feel wanted by someone, you know?
21:15Turns out that it's not the case.
21:23Damn it.
21:24I got to take this.
21:25It's Sarah.
21:27Hey, I'm sorry.
21:28I'm leaving right now.
21:32See, look, isn't this great?
21:33We don't have to look at each other from across the table.
21:37Because there are no tables.
21:40Bacon-wrapped mystery meat on the side of a polluted road from a man.
21:45We don't know his credentials.
21:47This is the most romantic thing anybody's ever done for me.
21:49I know.
21:50I know how to pick him and just, oh, we're kissing.
21:52Okay.
21:55I got two, please.
22:01Everything all right?
22:03Looks like Sarah and I are done.
22:07This is all my fault.
22:08I'm so sorry.
22:11Don't worry.
22:13I mean, it was your fault.
22:15But, honestly, I had a feeling we were over by the time we left our house.
22:29Yeah.
22:30You should try it.
22:31Feels pretty good.
22:34Come on.
22:50I wish I could burn my memories from tonight.
22:54Did I really break that base?
22:57That wasn't a dream.
22:58Oh, yeah.
22:58You broke it.
23:00Probably would have been more of a nightmare.
23:02Cut me some slack.
23:04Like, not only did that whole thing happen with Carl, then he asked me to sing at his wedding.
23:12What did you say?
23:14I said yes.
23:15I don't know what I was thinking, but I don't know if I can do it.
23:24You know, part of the whole pact is to, like, help each other out with this stuff.
23:34No, no.
23:36Come on, Peter.
23:37We're both back at square one now.
23:40There's going to be lots of single people.
23:42It's, like, a good place to meet someone.
23:45I don't know, Joanna.
23:47I just...
23:48Look, it would really mean a lot to me.
23:51I don't know, but I don't know, but I don't know if I can do it.
24:21I don't know, but I don't know if I can do it.
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