- 20 hours ago
Sneakerheads - Se1 - Ep03 HD Watch [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00The End
00:01The End
00:08The End
00:18The End
00:28Hey, Jesus Christ, man.
00:31Why don't you leave me the fuck alone?
00:32No, I won't.
00:33Okay, I refuse to see you go out like this.
00:35I will get a restraining order if I have to.
00:37Not if you hear the news, I gotta tell you.
00:38You know what?
00:39I'm not doing this.
00:40Not at work.
00:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:41Okay, listen.
00:41I got a text message from Hot Dog Daddy 2.
00:43He said he's willing to give us a clue for the zeros in exchange for a pair of Oregon
00:464s.
00:47Where the fuck are you going to get some Oregon 4s from?
00:50I thought you'd never ask.
00:51Nori's got a guy.
00:52There's no way Nori's down with this bullshit.
00:56He's right.
00:57I've got a guy.
00:58What's up, Debbie Dev?
00:59Long time no see, man.
01:20Wow.
01:21Devin, you're really back.
01:24Uh, yeah, man.
01:27Um, is there anything new?
01:33We got a Keurig in the kitchen.
01:35There's always been a Keurig in the kitchen.
01:40Nothing then, I guess.
01:48Okay, Jack.
01:49I'm going to go down.
01:51Okay.
01:52Have you got laid yet?
01:56Office party like about a year ago.
01:58Oh, it's too busy.
02:01I'm going to go down.
02:13All these basic chickens on my nerves.
02:19I might grab the biscuit and go smurf.
02:21All these blue knaps call me Papa Smurf.
02:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
02:25Bless him for the turf
02:27All praises to the 15th and the 1st
02:30Sour thieves ain't gonna curse
02:32Super high now beat me up to Captain Kirk
02:37Shish, she the worst
02:39Shish, she the worst
02:42Shish, she the worst
02:43Shish, she the worst
02:43Shish, she the worst
02:44Um, hello, the lovely bones anyone?
02:47Yo, Three Kings? You really gonna make me say Three Kings?
02:50I'm sorry, are we acting like Transformers is not a thing?
02:52Ooh, Departed, legendary movie
02:54Mark Wahlberg has never acted a day in his life
02:56Aw, come on, that's disrespectful
02:58Are you kidding me?
02:58Mark Wahlberg just plays Mark Wahlberg
03:00There's Boston Mark Wahlberg, there's Cop Mark Wahlberg, there's Unnecessarily Cranky Mark Wahlberg
03:06They're all just Mark Wahlberg
03:08The guy has an Oscar nomination
03:11The key word is nomination
03:12And why is he always out of breath?
03:15You just salty, cause he took your wife out
03:17That's what we're doing
03:18Wait, Devin, Marky Mark was banging your wife?
03:20She was an extra
03:22On Rockstar
03:23They had a brief conversation at Crafty
03:25That's it
03:26He probably doesn't even remember her
03:28Y'all ran into him at Starbucks
03:29And he remembered how she tastes her coffee
03:31Like he can't just guess cream and sugar and be right 80% of the time
03:35Matter of fact, can someone explain to me why are we talking about him in the first place?
03:39Just follow my leader, right?
03:41And don't be a dick
03:43He doesn't respond well to negativity
03:45What?
03:46Why are you telling me to not be a dick?
03:48You be a dick sometime
03:49Yo, yo, yo!
03:51It's been a minute
03:52Hey, what's going on?
03:53I am not a dick
03:54You'll be on the cover of Dickly Magazine
03:56Tell Stevie I need a pair of those Wu-Tang dunks ASAP, okay?
04:00Okay, yeah, he can definitely get them, but the rush is gonna cost
04:02The only pair I know about is all the way in Shanghai
04:04Just let me know, all right?
04:06And, uh, is that Wahlberg's house?
04:07Tell him I said what's up
04:08Okay, talk to you soon
04:11Mark!
04:11Stevie!
04:12Good to see you!
04:13Come on in, girl!
04:13You just called her Stevie?
04:14It's Mark Wahlberger, dude!
04:16You know, I'm, uh, still doing that 4AM thing
04:18Yo!
04:20How are you?
04:21Alright
04:21Great, how are you?
04:22Hey, listen, I, I, um, kind of wasn't expecting strangers today, but it's all good
04:27Any friend of Stevie's, friend of mine?
04:29You Stevie kicks, ain't you? I knew it
04:30No, you didn't
04:31Okay, maybe I didn't
04:33But I should've seen the clues
04:35O. M. God, this is exactly how I dreamt it would be
04:38You know, I, I play an actor on the big screen, but my true passion is collecting
04:43Is that?
04:44Oh, yeah, yeah, that's an original popcorn machine
04:46Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey, circa 1928
04:50Wait a minute, you look familiar
04:52You're from Boston?
04:54Nah
04:54Nah, hold on, nah, no, we have definitely met somewhere before
04:58Nah
04:58I'll figure it out, I always do
05:01Oh man, uh, I'm running behind, my weekly game is in about 10 minutes
05:05Hey, you guys are welcome to hang, you wanna hang?
05:06For sure, hell yeah
05:07Yeah, totally
05:08I'm pretty sure I live here now, so that
05:10Awesome, listen, I'm gonna run upstairs and change
05:12Feel free to fuel up, I got an omelette bar in the back corner, so hit that up
05:16Eat up, guys
05:17Come on
05:18Hey, thank you so much, Mr. Mark Wahlberg
05:21Mark Wahlberg just offered us omelettes for free
05:23So?
05:24They're just eggs
05:25He could've offered us a sweet to go with our savory
05:27Like a crepe or a waffle
05:29Oh, and I almost forgot, there's a waffle bar too
05:32Yeah, I can't just offer you a savory option
05:34I mean, come on
05:35Mmm, it's cause you're ungrateful
05:37You're ungrateful
05:40And I can't believe you ain't telling me you a Stevie Kicks
05:42You think it's easy being a female in this game?
05:44No, but you ain't gotta lie about it
05:45What's up, Papi?
05:47Is that cilantro I taste?
05:48A hundred percent
05:49This is really incredible, though
05:51I wonder how much he got in his checking account right now
05:54Think he ever, like, forget the transfer from his savings, get hit with an overdraft or something like that?
05:58Well, he, uh, clearly hasn't managed the lot square footage properly
06:04Does he even have a pool?
06:06Hey, you guys can jump in the pool if you want
06:07It's heated to 98.6
06:09Body tap, super comfy
06:11Oh, and there's a swimsuit room underneath this sundae bar
06:14Hit that up too if you want
06:16Ridiculous
06:16You're not supposed to eat ice cream before you get in the pool
06:20Everybody knows that
06:21You're pathetic
06:24Oh, okay
06:25Very mature, Bobby
06:27You got salt water all over my omelet
06:29But guess what?
06:30Joke's on you
06:31Cause salt makes eggs taste better
06:33Can we just get the shoes and go, please?
06:35Afraid it's not gonna be that easy
06:36They're currently his favorite pair
06:38How the fuck we gonna get them in?
06:39Just follow my lead
06:51You know those are Oregon 4s, right?
06:54No disrespect, but you're not about to hoop in those, are you?
06:57Hoop?
06:58Hell no
06:58No, I play tennis now
06:59Wait, what?
07:01Yeah, a couple months ago I played in these and I had a match of my life
07:03I haven't lost in them since
07:06Oh, my boy Marshawn just hit me up, he can't make it, now I'm down one
07:10Hey, you up for it, Def?
07:11You know when my day is loaded, so...
07:13How is that even possible? You just quit your job, remember?
07:15Go ahead and play
07:16Play!
07:16Bobby said you could play, so play
07:18Are you sure you don't wanna run?
07:20I mean, you got a hell of a physique, man
07:21Is that all natural?
07:22Because if it is, I can hook you up with some of my personal proteins
07:25Fuck this
07:26I'm out
07:30Hey, Devin!
07:32Devin!
07:33Yo, you can't leave
07:33Hey, you can't leave
07:34Why? Why? Why?
07:36He will not give up those shoes as long as he's winning
07:38Exactly!
07:39Alright, so you kick his ass, you won't want him no more, you can get him back
07:41You know what, that's a great idea, Bobby
07:43You know what, you should really start marketing yourself as
07:45Hi, my name is Bobby, I will fuck up your life in less than a week
07:48He smashed your wife
07:49He did not smash my wife, bro
07:51You know how horny people get at craft services?
07:53Hovering around the Nutri-Gram bars and the peanut butter filled pretzels
07:56You just gotta think about everything we've been through, okay?
07:59We get the organ for us, we-we-we-fucking this-this much closer to getting to see Ross
08:03All you gotta do is play him in one game, that's it
08:07Come on, man, think about how far we've come
08:10We're here, we're right here
08:16Is-is that a yes?
08:17Yes
08:17Yes!
08:23Mr. Stewie, I presume?
08:25Yes
08:25Welcome to Mr. Wahlberg's wing of relaxation and leisure
08:30Would you care for a personalized robe?
08:33Do I actually need to answer that?
08:34Hey, Wassa
08:37Oh my God
08:40There's so many stairs here
08:42Mr. Wahlberg's motto is, you never reach your goals without a climb
08:45So that's why he's always out of breath
08:48It makes so much sense
08:50Oh my God
08:51This is comfy
08:55You're gonna need those shoes, man
08:57Yeah, I got you
08:58You've got enough
08:59Sure, we'll see
09:01Hey, man, you're back
09:03Listen, I want you to meet my family
09:04This is my-my Boston brother, Paul
09:06What up?
09:07My boy, Rap
09:08Over here, Sal
09:10It'll be a good day
09:10Yeah, yeah, whatever, man
09:12So what, y'all playing teams? Doubles? What's up?
09:14Well, what's with the attitude?
09:16Huh?
09:16Tennis is supposed to be a gentleman's sport
09:19Yo, you sure about this guy?
09:21Totally
09:21It's all good
09:22Hey, you wanna run with me on my squad?
09:23I'm on the other squad
09:24Okay
09:25I guess I'll just call lines then
09:27Hey, what's with the deflated balls over there?
09:29You had Tom Brady at your last barbecue or what?
09:31What's the matter with you?
09:31You come to Wahlberg's house and you disrespecting the goat?
09:34Oh, no, I ain't mean no disrespect
09:35I'm just saying, like
09:36It's fine
09:39Dude, he's got a house up the street
09:40Michael Jordan got a panther?
09:42Uh, not the real Michael Jordan
09:44The one with the B in his name?
09:48The studio when the movie came out
09:49And the damn thing gets out all the time
09:54Ice cream do it
09:55You like ice cream?
09:57No!
10:00No, man, he eats flesh
10:02Are you guys ready to do this?
10:04Yeah
10:05Inspired to be better, boys
10:06Let's do all you and me
10:10Do you know if I'm doing this right?
10:15Ooh, there we go
10:18That's gotta be right
10:22Fuck!
10:23That's me!
10:24That's you, that's you
10:24You got it?
10:26Yep, yep, yep, yep
10:30My bad, my bad
10:31Yeah, sure as shit wasn't my fucking bad
10:33Let's go
10:34Good effort, Deb
10:35Don't even worry about that
10:36Why are you lying to him?
10:37Good effort
10:38You missed the whole fucking ball, man
10:40Focus
10:42I got it
10:44You fuck!
10:45What the fuck was that?
10:46What do you mean what the fuck?
10:47Listen, I went to fucking Bola Terry's tennis camp, alright?
10:49Don't tell me what the fuck was that
10:51Yo, chill, Mike
10:52Dev is definitely good people
10:54I don't care if he's good people, I need good players
10:58You fuck!
11:02Eat this shit, Rap
11:04Fucking Serena, bitch
11:06Yeah, yeah, I got this
11:09Fuck!
11:11Hey!
11:11Digging your intensity, bro
11:13We should hit my bar and get a drink after this
11:15No, no, I only drink on the weekends
11:17You know, I can tell
11:19Your skin
11:19Is glistening in a way that is definitely not a drinking man's glow
11:24But
11:24I do have an 80 year old Scotch
11:27You'd be a fool to say no to
11:28No!
11:29You know what's crazy?
11:32I've actually never had a massage before
11:35It's my first time
11:37What's going on?
11:38You wanna explain why you're getting your ass kicked right now?
11:40She's always in the right spot
11:41It's so fucking nice
11:42It's hard for me to get out
11:43Egyptian blend cotton straight from my knitting room
11:46Softest towel known to man
11:49You see?
11:50How the fuck am I supposed to respond to that?
11:52Wait a minute
11:54Oh no, I got it
11:55Did you used to date a girl named Christine?
11:58Uh-uh
12:00I still do
12:02We don't date anymore
12:03And that's my wife
12:04I knew it
12:05Man, I ran into her a couple of years ago at Starbucks
12:08Oh, you actually remember that, huh?
12:10Cream 2 Sugars
12:11Now, Christine was my favorite extra
12:13She used to help me run lines in my trailer
12:15I mean, extras holding is so bad
12:17I'm like, you know, you can chill with me
12:19Even though we're kinda not supposed to do that
12:21But, um, anyway, you ready to finish this?
12:22Oh!
12:25I bet your fucking ass I'm ready
12:26Let's go, Debbie!
12:29Would you care for another shake, sir?
12:32Hmm, thanks, but no thanks, Cambridge
12:34And thank you, ladies
12:35Um, do you have any idea how I could get back to the backyard?
12:39Certainly, sir
12:41Take the first set of stairs down to the second set of stairs
12:44Which upon you'll walk up
12:46Then you'll take that corridor down to the third set of stairs
12:49And ascend again
12:50They're narrow
12:51Mr. Wahlberg had them installed for his Irish grandmother
12:54To help her feel more at home
12:56Then you'll take the elevator up to the third floor
12:58Don't get off, stay on until you get to the next floor
13:01Then you'll walk up one more set of stairs
13:04There will be a door
13:05That will take you directly back to the backyard area
13:10Can you say that one more time?
13:16I got it!
13:17Oh, you got it!
13:18Ow!
13:19What the fuck?
13:19What do you mean it was out?
13:20That wasn't out?
13:21Mike, don't fucking start, okay?
13:23The ball was clearly fucking out
13:24The ball was clearly in, man!
13:26What the fuck are you talking about?
13:27I mean, is anybody else not tired of these bullshit
13:30Sal Masekela calls?
13:31I'm fucking so annoyed here
13:33I'm gonna come clean right now just for the record
13:34You can't fucking surf, bro
13:36We see a lot of pictures of you on Instagram with surfboards and beaches
13:39But we never see any pictures of you actually surfing
13:42We're gonna go there?
13:43We're going on the record?
13:44Yeah!
13:45It's on the record!
13:46If we're on the record
13:47We're on the record
13:47How about you tell Paul what you really said about him not doing your podcast?
13:51Yo!
13:52I thought you said we was all good!
13:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Paul!
13:56You ain't good!
13:57Nah, we ain't good, Pierce
13:58I asked you to be on my fucking podcast
14:00Three times
14:01Three times
14:02You blew me off
14:03Yeah, you know what that means?
14:04When you come to the net
14:05You fucking duck
14:06Good job with the Brooklyn Nets, too!
14:08Way to take a check!
14:09Are you done, Mike?
14:10I'm fucking done
14:11You know what else I'm done about?
14:12You can't snowboard either
14:13Well, first off, the ball was fucking out
14:15And second of all, you're not black
14:19Make it racial, make it racial
14:20Okay, okay, okay, okay
14:21He's getting racial
14:22Why the fuck you wanna get racial?
14:23Let it go, let it go, let it go
14:25We got this
14:26Just let it go
14:27Yo, check out that tricep indentation, man
14:30Full horseshoe
14:32Nice
14:32Yeah, you're about to see nice
14:34Believe that
14:35Let's go, let's do it
14:40See, that's a little pep talk I gave him
14:41You know what you're doing now
14:43That's you, that's you, that's you, that's you
14:44Ooh, yes!
14:46Hey, I didn't sign up for this, okay?
14:49Good shot, Jeff
14:51There you go, baby
14:52Just like we practiced
14:54Oh, yeah!
14:55Yes!
14:56That's you, Paul
15:00What the fuck?
15:01Fuck!
15:01Pick it up
15:02I got it!
15:05Fuck!
15:05All right, match point
15:06Let's get this shit over with
15:13Yeah!
15:15Yes!
15:16Game, motherfucker
15:17Fuck!
15:18Game, set, match
15:19Yes!
15:20Yes!
15:22Hey, fuck!
15:23Yes!
15:24Yes!
15:24Really? You gonna come on my court like that?
15:26And act like a fucking asshole after all I've done for you today?
15:29I let you into my house?
15:31I let you eat in my fucking pool?
15:33Your friends are wearing my fucking personal bathing suits!
15:36Jesus!
15:37Jesus!
15:37And look at this!
15:38Got a fucking monogram robe for this loser!
15:41You know what?
15:42Take that shit off!
15:45Oh, come on
15:47Do I have to?
15:49Stewie
15:55I have been working in therapy for months to control my anger, but fuck this!
16:01Matter of fact, all y'all get the fuck out of my house!
16:05You talking about them, Ray?
16:06Fuck you, Paul!
16:07Fuck your finals MVP too!
16:09That was KG and Ray's team!
16:10That's the real truth!
16:12And everybody knows it but you!
16:14Yo!
16:15I'ma let that shit slide right now!
16:17But only because you from Boston!
16:19And Good Vibrations was a dope ass song!
16:21But if you come at me with that shit again,
16:24I'ma burn your fucking house down!
16:26Omelette bar and all!
16:27Alright?
16:29Cool!
16:31I'm out too!
16:32Eat a dick, Master Kayla!
16:33Bring some fucking glasses next time!
16:35That's cute!
16:35Why don't you buy yourself a fucking swing and some athleticism, okay?
16:38Okay!
16:40Hold up, Mike!
16:41You know I came with you, right?
16:45Holy shit!
16:46Okay!
16:47What about the shoes?
16:48Just give him a minute!
16:50Okay!
16:50He usually comes down pretty quickly!
16:53You guys...
16:54I'm really sorry!
16:55It's not you I'm mad at it!
16:57It's...
16:58It's just these shoes!
16:59I can tell you what, I'm never wearing these again!
17:01Ever!
17:02Listen, since you're not gonna wear them no more...
17:04Maybe we just take them off your hands, you know what I mean?
17:07Just...
17:07You know what?
17:08I'm gonna see you two in hell, you pieces of shit!
17:10What are you doing?
17:10Wait, wait, wait, wait!
17:11Yo, Mark!
17:12Mark, what the fucking...
17:13You...
17:14What are you doing?!
17:18Hold on.
17:20Uh...
17:20Since you're not mad at us anymore...
17:22Any chance we can stay?
17:24No you can't fucking stay!
17:27Need some me time to reflect.
17:29It's okay, Mark, it's okay.
17:31Alexa, play me some fucking Beethoven.
17:36Come on.
17:37Come on.
17:38Yeah, fuck.
17:44So you've had this plan the whole time?
17:46I always have a plan.
17:48Does anyone else think this is a bad plan?
17:50Nope.
17:51It's not a bad plan.
17:52It's a terrible plan.
17:53What's the worst that could happen?
17:55A trespassing ticket?
17:56Fuck trespassing.
17:58And I ain't trying to get eaten by no Black Panther.
18:01So...
18:01Mm-hmm.
18:01If a crocodile's chasing you, you wanna run in a zig-zag.
18:05But if a bear's after you, you wanna make yourself really big.
18:08Who gives a shit about that?
18:09What about a Black Panther?
18:10I don't know.
18:11They didn't teach us about that in Boy Scouts.
18:12But I do know something about facing down an angry moose, though.
18:15Yo, none of that info helps.
18:16Well, okay, listen.
18:17According to this article, all you have to do is avoid eye contact, don't turn your back,
18:21and make yourself as big as possible.
18:24Well, I'm pretty sure he's more scared of you than you of him.
18:27Well, he must be out here shitting bricks, cause I'm fucking terrified.
18:33Holy shit.
18:35Look.
18:37Oh.
18:38Wahlberg has thrown so much shit down here.
18:40Yo, this guy's an asshole.
18:42Devon, I see why you don't like him.
18:44This is totally illegal and totally cool.
18:48Oh!
18:49Yo!
18:49Guys!
18:50There's another monogram rope down here.
18:54Dwayne Johnson?
18:55I'm keeping it.
18:56Oh, I see one of the 04's right there.
19:00Where's the other one?
19:01Oh, shit.
19:02Y'all hear that?
19:03Oh, stop being paranoid.
19:04Just find the other one.
19:05Alright, I'm looking.
19:07Oh, I think I see it.
19:13Hey, guys.
19:14You ain't gonna like the sound of this, but, um...
19:17I think I made eye contact with it.
19:19Eye contact with what?
19:21Uh, the other Michael Jordan's Black Panther.
19:24Hey, big fella.
19:26No, come on.
19:27Shit.
19:27You a Black Panther.
19:28I'm a Black man.
19:30Wakanda forever.
19:31Bobby?
19:31Hmm?
19:32Run.
19:33No.
19:36Run!
19:37Oh, fuck on me!
19:38Run!
19:39Ah!
19:44Whoa!
19:45Oh, my God.
19:47Oh, my God.
19:50Where's Bobby?
19:52I told him to run, but he wouldn't listen.
19:54He never listens!
19:55Look, I'm...
19:57I'm going back in to get him.
19:58No, no, Devin.
19:59We can't lose you, too.
20:00You have kids, man.
20:01Look, I wouldn't be able to look them in the eyes if I didn't go back.
20:04I am not praying!
20:05I am not praying!
20:06I am not praying!
20:08I am not praying!
20:09I am not praying!
20:09I am not praying!
20:09What are you doing?
20:10The article said never turn your back.
20:13Man, look at that.
20:15Yes!
20:18Yes!
20:19Yes!
20:23Disguffed!
20:23You all the group.
20:26There's people, for the culture, huh.
20:28Yes, I read you.
20:30A lot of culture.
20:32Hey!
20:34You don't know ya!
20:38We'll just ghost ya.
20:40What are you doing?עםce
20:43you....
20:44That's how we do
20:45Fuck gotta vote just
20:48Hey
20:50We don't know ya
20:52Hey
20:54We'll just
20:55We don't know ya
21:00Hey
21:02We'll just ghost ya
21:03All the people
21:06All the future
21:08That's how we do
21:09Fuck gotta vote just
21:11Woo
21:19That's how we do
21:21Fuck gotta vote just
21:27Woo
21:28Hey
21:30We'll just
21:33Woo
21:34Hey
21:36Fuck gotta vote just
21:37Woo
21:49We'll just
21:49Go
21:50One
21:50We'll just
21:51All the way
22:13One
22:13mi
22:13See
22:13One
22:13One
22:22You
Comments