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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:14lindy
03:16everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:29okay
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse
04:01There you are, you're okay
04:07I am not okay
04:11Can you hear me? I am not okay
04:25I am not okay
04:28It works, I can hear you
04:31You're too loud
04:32Sorry
04:34Well now I can't hear you
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud
04:38Now?
04:40Softer
04:41Now?
04:42Better
04:43I hate this fucking thing
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes
04:53Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry
04:56Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine
04:59I heard that
05:00God, I think we got it
05:03Hi
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that too
05:08Loud and clear
05:09Okay
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry
05:11It was an accident
05:13And uh
05:14I can't believe it even happened
05:15I, I, I
05:16But you're incredible
05:18I mean
05:20You're beautiful
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No
05:28No, no, no
05:29No, of course not
05:29I, I just
05:30I
05:32Just like wow
05:35Wow
05:36Wow
05:38Wow
05:38No, I apologize
05:40You're my wife
05:40You're not an experiment
05:42I
05:42I should hope so
05:45Jesus
05:45Oh my god
05:46This is your job?
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny
05:53So
05:53So they don't what?
05:54Eat more?
05:55I don't
05:55Uh, do you, do you want me to answer that or?
05:59Explain it to me
06:01Well, um
06:02It's called cellular reduction
06:05And um
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration
06:08Of organic fruit and vegetables
06:11And that's how I plan to solve world hunger
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again
06:18Jesus
06:19I don't give a shit how it works
06:21Oh right, well
06:21I just reversed the process
06:23That's the restoration part
06:25Great
06:27Restore me
06:29Now, please
06:30I can do that
06:32Um
06:32Uh, but first
06:34Uh, a surprise
06:35Meet me in the dining room
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kind of hard to tell from this distance
06:49Um
06:49I'm not
06:51Make me big again now
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear
06:54Um
06:55The thing is
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les
06:59I can
07:00And I will
07:01Um, the thing is
07:02That it's just
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day
07:05Uh, or two
07:06Tops
07:07But you'll be fine
07:09But you'll be fine
07:09Everything's gonna be okay
07:10You're healthy
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals
07:12Wait, I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No, you
07:16You're not gonna die
07:17Tiny
07:18You'll be safe
07:20In the dollhouse
07:21Because it's
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our househouse
07:24Um, the stove works
07:27The refrigerator works
07:29There's food
07:30The water runs
07:31And I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home
07:35Your clothes
07:38From your closet
07:41Um, and uh, this curling thing
07:47And your hairbrush
07:48Uh, cold cream
07:51Looked important
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee
07:55And the coffee maker
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:58Oh, one crucial thing
07:59Um, the toilet
08:00Uh, it works
08:01I figured it out
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet
08:04Downstairs
08:05Ever
08:06You will be restored to regular size
08:08I promise it
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy
08:11I am so close
08:12Truly
08:13Now it's so close
08:16Not a day or two
08:19Tub
08:19Less
08:20You motherfuckers
08:24Hey
08:25Calm, calm down
08:29Calm
08:30Calm fucking down
08:51Hey, Lindy
08:54I'm gonna need a minute
08:59I'm gonna need a minute
08:59I don't want to be a little
09:01I don't want to be a little
09:02I don't want to be a little
09:03I don't want to be a little
09:27Not this time
09:27Nope, nope, nope
09:28Cause we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We got concrete plans
09:36How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two
09:42Uber romantic
09:44And
09:51There are multiple reasons
09:52She could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:03Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:09Oh
10:10Quiet, everybody, please
10:11Quiet, please
10:13Sorry
10:15Oh
10:16It's work
10:16It's work
10:19Hey, Martin
10:22Well, I
10:23You know, I was
10:23I was gonna head out of town
10:24So
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just
10:28I'll head into the
10:29Into the lab
10:33No
10:33No, I've not heard from us
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service
10:48But I don't love the negative energy
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off
11:01I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer
11:05I don't want to keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't
11:18It was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21That's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:25Which makes me so sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:32Fuck you
11:34But
11:36Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute
11:53Wait
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:01Oh, and functional
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy
12:06How cute
12:08And accurate
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't want to know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no
12:27No, Les
12:28Take me with you
12:29I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else
12:41Beyond the accident
12:42But I have to go to the lab
12:44So I can fix you
12:45Please, Les
12:46I do not want to be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you
12:50That, um
12:52Being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered
12:56What the world would look like
12:57If I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
13:00I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored
13:07To regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:10Trust me
13:15Okay
13:17This is crazy
13:19Oh, my God
13:22Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
13:48uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
13:50uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
13:51uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
13:51uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
13:51uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big, really big.
14:16Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23Can you see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:49Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:23Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:27Wow!
15:28Woo!
15:30Woo!
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:37Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:01It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06So incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Uh, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh, tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:37Six inch tall, Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I questioned her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45That does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:11It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14It's a coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster-of-a-mother
19:23character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No.
19:35He stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Uh, me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47Uh, if I may, uh, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54Um, with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast there.
20:41Let's say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
21:01Okay.
21:03Okay, fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:06Come on.
21:08Come on.
21:11Wait, wait, wait.
21:13Oh, no.
21:21Going on.
21:22Go ahead.
21:35oh jesus waltz can we help you obviously this isn't the washroom it's down the hall
21:41with the light on the one with the toilet i can see the light
21:56oh my god oh fuck okay okay maybe i can't be quiet
22:06i don't think you can hey i'm not really like her though right my mother um i'm not like diane
22:20am i
22:21does that make me walt seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable
22:32and not in a good way it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:44only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
23:23yeah what what what
23:30it can't be right okay i'm coming in but now oh now ish
24:01okay
24:06Stay. Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no!
24:18Magoo! Come here.
24:23Ow! Fuck! You fuzzy fucker!
24:38Stop. Stop it, you're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Meow!
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard? What is it?
25:08Oh, you seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so...
25:18I get where you're at.
25:20Okay, right, is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home? You know, with your wife, Lindy?
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing. She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing. That's wonderful, that's wonderful.
25:41Richard! Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry you used profanity. I'm upset.
25:50I'll see you later.
26:02Les?
26:03Les?
26:04Les?
26:05Les?
26:10That is a toy.
26:15Oh.
26:17He left me?
26:19Right, right.
26:23Why, I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's...
26:37That's good, space colon.
26:39Colon?
26:41Colonial.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space Colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close, so I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me. That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it. I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh.
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23What?
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2630 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so...
27:34Now you have 30 days?
27:35No, no, no. We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly? What does the small print say exactly?
27:40It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Uh-huh.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But...
28:09But...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:13Uh...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I...
28:18I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is...
28:26Actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Hello?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:31It says it right here.
28:34Oh.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even gonna ask about the cat.
28:49Me.
28:55Me.
29:05Um...
29:07Hey, I...
29:08I...
29:09I...
29:09I...
29:09I...
29:09I...
29:12I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, that's...
29:16That's okay.
29:19like what shakespeare used to write with you know i like shakespeare well everybody knows
29:25you like shakespeare bars guard well you talk about it a lot um you seem a little bit down
29:34no i'm uh just tired yeah i was waiting up last night for someone someone special you know and
29:44it's just you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful
29:51gift so thank you thy returneth to thine grind
30:10okay buddy
30:25right okay
30:29oh that looks good okay
30:37oh come on
30:43okay oh my god
30:50oh there we go
30:51uh guide
30:58oh a classic
31:00gamma
31:05volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay sex so we've got popcorn but no candy
31:24oh less that's just for me
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day or two at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress sensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:07thoughts complete
32:09carl implement his thoughts
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:55carl implement his thoughts
32:59or
33:12every
33:12you
33:12let's make history
35:12Hey, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:52This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44What have I done?
36:52Midnight for the stars and you
36:59Midnight and a rendezvous
37:05Your eyes held a message tender
37:11Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Coming, coming, coming!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:45No!
37:49No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:53God damn it, Luke!
38:57For God's sake.
39:03God damn it!
39:05God damn it!
39:13Ah!
39:18Ah!
39:20Ah!
39:22Ah!
39:22Ah!
39:23Ah!
39:25Ah!
39:26Ah!
39:27Ah!
39:29Ah!
39:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
40:22oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
40:22oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
40:22oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
40:22oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
40:22oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
40:28Oh, baby.
40:37Ricky! Hold on! I'll save you!
40:40Oh, baby.
41:35Oh, baby.
41:40You're looking for the answer in her eyes.
41:44You think you're gonna break up, then she says she wants to make up.
41:50Oh, baby.
41:52Oh, baby.
41:54Oh, baby.
42:05Oh, baby.
42:08Oh, baby.
42:09Oh, baby.
42:22Oh, baby.
42:22Oh, baby.
42:22Oh, baby.
42:23Oh, baby.
42:23Oh.
42:23Yeah.
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