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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:06My company, I think it's religsible.
00:01:10Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the children.
00:01:17My company, I don't know why you and your ex-husband both try to dodge in my life.
00:01:19I don't know why you don't get it.
00:01:19I don't know why you're too busy.
00:01:19I don't know why you're too busy.
00:01:20We're still busy, and I don't know why you're too busy.
00:01:21I don't know why you're too busy.
00:01:24We're too busy with the kids.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday
00:02:48yeah remember where is it i don't know where the coop is did you take my cube selva
00:02:54listen i i'm not accusing you i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it
00:03:00no no thelma brain food only fish with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank
00:03:10you she's okay she's not she's so cute this is what you once said about you yelled it out
00:03:17nothing worse nothing worse really well she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:38okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus nana your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls i can't find
00:03:56the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene well markets
00:04:03are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us are on
00:04:08a
00:04:08deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:38duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no you're my deep throat anyway you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay man anxious
00:05:07i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay
00:06:03but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of
00:06:10death no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational
00:06:22to tell you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people
00:06:27on the radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that
00:06:33one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i don't i mean cia does
00:06:39it all the time the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to
00:06:47help
00:06:47i don't want a klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have
00:06:52all the old furniture from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types
00:07:36like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade
00:07:43of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a
00:07:50fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we
00:07:57we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners
00:08:04no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting
00:08:10yes yes amen sister let's hurt um um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could
00:08:19use
00:08:20um what about our mnemonics stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a
00:08:29step back oh
00:08:30can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s
00:08:39of stop stands for stop
00:08:40yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back o observe p
00:08:48proceed
00:08:49uh-huh mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that is the s of stop is
00:08:55for stop
00:08:55correct i mean can you people pretend to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something
00:09:03i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each
00:09:10other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if i could stop i wouldn't need
00:09:15the mnemonic
00:09:15if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is
00:09:21only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are
00:09:30you testing
00:09:31me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things carl
00:09:39a is for at
00:09:41uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say it i'm gonna say it retarded okay
00:09:47and the last
00:09:48t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists huh i said it okay
00:09:55oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen s at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say she hits 1300
00:10:17and we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try these glasses on
00:10:30wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah
00:10:36and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she'd look like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um
00:11:40endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45right unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such
00:11:53bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being divergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm
00:12:00not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take
00:12:06the
00:12:06neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and
00:12:11like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it
00:12:16and hey who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the neuro right
00:12:21right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and
00:12:25stuff
00:12:25we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's a really interesting perspective
00:12:34on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload folks
00:12:47joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if uh gary is aware of your unusual
00:13:08investment strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you should not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school good good
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so
00:14:30for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people your art your paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:57and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:14just pay chan ho
00:15:16just pay chan ho
00:15:18just pay chan ho
00:15:21jina chan ho
00:15:23vehicle chan yuaro ak natcharao
00:15:27now kubakau
00:15:28just pay chan ho
00:15:43what's wrong gary you're looking a little green
00:15:46no no no you're one of those guys who really likes to drive
00:15:48i wasn't driving it's a self-driving car
00:15:51i mean who knows how to drive better than a car right right yeah
00:15:55yeah you're not a risk guy gary huh huh sure let me ask you
00:16:00how are you with your investments you like you like to get freaky with the down
00:16:03oh you know investing is like joanne's department mostly
00:16:07is it yeah oh
00:16:09lily never shuts up about my portfolio
00:16:12joanne must keep you abreast right
00:16:14uh not so much it's like
00:16:15like i do more thermostats oil changes
00:16:18yeah good that structure you want to go
00:16:23home sweet home
00:16:26everyone has a smart house right
00:16:29this one's dumb
00:16:30that whole thing on top of the house that's a faraday cage
00:16:33blocks all cellular
00:16:36here give me yours
00:16:38oh no i need to have this right now that's okay
00:16:40but no cell phones inside
00:16:44yeah sure great could use a break
00:16:46good great
00:16:48yep the internet's never once popped its cherry
00:16:51i mean if you need milk the
00:16:53fridge won't tell you
00:16:54your phone won't suggest you breathe in i guess
00:16:57if you fall down and break your leg you're shit out of luck
00:16:59yeah i suppose
00:17:01let's find out how weird i am
00:17:15i confuse texture with temperature
00:17:19always sometimes rarely never
00:17:22like when i touch things
00:17:26always sometimes rarely never
00:17:30maybe with like fruit wet fruit
00:17:32you know like a melon rind so
00:17:35rarely
00:17:36i fear flowers with thorns always
00:17:40sometimes rarely never
00:17:43never
00:17:44i don't know wait should i
00:17:48rarely you rarely
00:17:50i feel judged by my clothes always
00:17:54sometimes rarely never
00:18:10i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:15i have difficulty waiting my turn always sometimes rarely always
00:18:32orson orson orson i need you right now
00:18:35i
00:18:37did you lock the door
00:18:41okay i have all my passwords saved here somewhere
00:18:48um on a thumb drive and i i i need to change all of them
00:18:53okay um uh hey what what if you just uh give me the computer password then i can change them
00:18:59all
00:19:02aren't you smart
00:19:04aren't you smart
00:19:04okay um it's your name and your birthday
00:19:15uh did you do the capital o
00:19:17i did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date
00:19:24well it's my birthday
00:19:25no it's not
00:19:27it
00:19:27it totally is
00:19:29it's the 11th
00:19:31no it's it's the 10th
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:42i
00:19:43i
00:19:44i
00:19:45i
00:19:45i
00:19:46i
00:19:46i
00:19:51it's
00:19:52it's
00:19:53it's halumi's birthday
00:19:54halumi
00:19:56yeah
00:19:57our
00:19:57she was your dad's
00:19:58actually
00:19:59um uh halumi
00:20:00wiener dog
00:20:02we scattered her ashes at the beach
00:20:04that
00:20:06that trip
00:20:06that we took to
00:20:07notsberry farm
00:20:08you remember
00:20:10yes you do
00:20:11you loved it
00:20:12there was that um
00:20:14that mine ride with the animatronic chinese laborers
00:20:17and you wore that little
00:20:17cowboy hat i got you
00:20:21well i didn't go there for me
00:20:22orson jesus
00:20:23you think i had a good time at notsberry farm
00:20:29um
00:20:31why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead
00:20:33yeah
00:20:35good idea
00:20:39um like this
00:20:41um
00:20:42right over here
00:20:43this
00:20:45yeah
00:20:46yeah thank you
00:20:58can you hear that
00:20:59listen
00:21:03total lack of microwaves
00:21:05yeah it's
00:21:07it's a beautiful house
00:21:09duncan
00:21:10it was hamish's
00:21:13my business partner
00:21:15college roommate
00:21:16yeah
00:21:18he loved it here
00:21:19we co-founded fa-fa
00:21:21you remember fa-fa
00:21:22yeah uh yeah
00:21:24uh buddy of mine met his first wife on fa-fa
00:21:27and i
00:21:28bought a subaru on fa-fa
00:21:30it was actually my second subaru
00:21:31got that on fa-fa
00:21:32nice
00:21:33nice
00:21:34okay so i really gotta get back
00:21:36so can you run me
00:21:37yes yes
00:21:38you remember hamish
00:21:39hamish was a genius
00:21:41inept
00:21:42but
00:21:42you know he couldn't
00:21:44okay
00:21:45he couldn't look people in the eye
00:21:47he couldn't
00:21:48couldn't talk to people
00:21:49i talked
00:21:51for him
00:21:57dude had a horrible stutter
00:22:00yeah i would
00:22:01steal his uh
00:22:04his shoes
00:22:05his medication
00:22:06you know that kind of thing
00:22:07and uh
00:22:08he'd go
00:22:09fa-fa-fuck you duncan
00:22:11and that's how he came up with the name fa-fa
00:22:13how
00:22:16he hanged himself
00:22:18oh
00:22:19right above where you're standing actually
00:22:21oh
00:22:22you still make out where he uh
00:22:24carved his goodbye
00:22:26sorry
00:22:31should have been your welcome right
00:22:33your welcome
00:22:34he gave me
00:22:35this house
00:22:36gave me everything
00:22:37and
00:22:37and a chance to do it
00:22:38on my own
00:22:42yeah
00:22:45that's how
00:22:46i bought hypernosis
00:22:53wish that a joanne back then
00:22:57let's go
00:22:58okay
00:22:58okay
00:23:02joanne deserves so much more
00:23:04and i'm not talking about you
00:23:06i'm
00:23:06i'm sure you
00:23:07keep her very satisfied
00:23:10and i'm
00:23:11i'm
00:23:11i mean financially
00:23:14we're doing all right duncan
00:23:15i
00:23:15appreciate your concern
00:23:17you can call yourself a car
00:23:18right
00:23:19i'm gonna hang back
00:23:20and meditate
00:23:21if you just go up the hill
00:23:22you'll eventually
00:23:23get service
00:23:24okay
00:23:25wait up
00:23:26up the
00:23:26this
00:23:40what was joanne texting gary about
00:23:42uh
00:23:42well
00:23:43was it about me
00:23:44it was wasn't it
00:23:45it was about me
00:23:46no uh no it's not
00:23:47it's um
00:23:48okay
00:23:48she uh
00:23:49she wants uh
00:23:50she wants a gun
00:23:51a gun
00:23:56a gun
00:23:58yes
00:23:59a gun
00:24:12good morning
00:24:13good morning
00:24:14good morning
00:24:26good morning
00:24:27good morning girl
00:24:27good morning dr webb
00:24:30uh wondering
00:24:31what's
00:24:32that
00:24:33that was for lacy
00:24:35last year she was one of the ones who
00:24:36put herself in a cal trains path
00:24:40take it down bell or else they will all want one
00:24:50you know what they're gonna say
00:24:53clepto
00:24:54pyro
00:24:56psycho
00:24:59probably make a lot of it just smile if i unalive myself
00:25:03i'm just having too much fun you know
00:25:13what's that
00:25:15you got no wisdom to share
00:25:19speak up
00:25:22it's embarrassing
00:25:52are you nervous
00:25:54don't be you're gonna be great
00:25:55not great you don't have to be great
00:25:57just keep expectations reasonable
00:26:00here i say this in my clients
00:26:02you know the story of icarus
00:26:02he um he tried to fly uh too close to the sun
00:26:06but his wings melted
00:26:07and so he fell down to earth
00:26:09and died
00:26:10but if icarus flew too low
00:26:11he'd drown
00:26:13the middle
00:26:15that is where you want to be
00:26:16yep
00:26:17not drowning
00:26:19not getting burned by the sun
00:26:20but hey
00:26:21you're flying
00:26:23that's cool
00:26:23okay thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much if you have no idea
00:26:43thank you
00:26:46hey how's it going
00:26:47uh you have a room
00:26:48hi
00:26:50uh name and great
00:26:52orson stern ninth christ
00:26:59i'm new
00:27:00so
00:27:03uh dr webb
00:27:05uh this young man is in the system
00:27:08but
00:27:10hon it looks like your transcript
00:27:13from your last school never arrived
00:27:16we can't onboard you until we get it
00:27:19my dad was supposed to do that
00:27:21oh
00:27:22can you give him a call
00:27:47um
00:27:48he didn't
00:27:49he didn't answer
00:27:50why don't you go wait in the dining hall
00:27:52someone will come by you
00:27:54hi
00:27:56i'm okay
00:28:00i'm okay
00:28:14i'm okay
00:28:37uh have a good day
00:28:39yeah
00:28:40bye bye
00:28:41um hey uh
00:28:43we should talk
00:28:45there's nothing to talk about
00:28:46nothing to talk
00:28:47that's
00:28:47that's emotional distortion
00:28:49and if deliberate
00:28:50um
00:28:51quite cruel
00:28:53duncan
00:28:53i am not
00:28:54doing this
00:28:55here
00:28:56it's fine
00:28:56that's fine
00:28:57follow me
00:28:57uh we'll talk
00:28:58no
00:28:59fine
00:29:00um
00:29:01when you were insider trading off your patients
00:29:04i'm sorry
00:29:05i'm sorry your clients
00:29:06when you were insider trading off your clients
00:29:08most private and confidential confidences
00:29:10given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16i'm just curious
00:29:22oh my god
00:29:27i'm sorry
00:29:30i'm sorry
00:29:30i'm sorry
00:29:31i'm sorry
00:29:34i'm sorry
00:29:34i'm sorry
00:29:35i'm sorry
00:29:36i'm sorry
00:29:36i'm sorry
00:29:37i'm sorry
00:29:39i'm sorry
00:29:43i'm sorry
00:29:46i'm sorry
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00:29:51i'm sorry
00:29:52i'm sorry
00:29:53i'm sorry
00:29:53i'm sorry
00:29:53i'm sorry
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:07Thank you. The sticky part is I'm a psychologist, but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean, if it was one
00:31:41of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades? Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clear image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39What?
00:33:40Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:50There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project. What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet? Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncam.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no-did.
00:34:09No-did.
00:34:10Like?
00:34:10Hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like G-O-N.
00:34:12Odin.
00:34:12No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting, and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:02Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of no death.
00:35:09I have no...
00:35:09Can we be quiet in the space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:11The eye of no death.
00:35:20The eye of no death.
00:35:29Let me be quiet.
00:35:32The eye of no death comes out.
00:35:37Nooy!
00:35:42the secret to success take something people already do for free and charge them for it
00:35:47now you've got a business i'm the founder of brain what's your winning idea
00:35:53jesus christ
00:35:57come on come on work is life that's why i launched deathmo a reimagined work week for
00:36:03your business where days are numbers not names no more mondays no more sundays just pure flow
00:36:10what's your winning idea
00:36:12morons
00:36:22you
00:36:35you
00:36:35you
00:36:35you
00:36:43you
00:36:49you
00:36:50you
00:36:51you
00:36:51you
00:36:55you
00:36:59you
00:37:02you
00:37:17now my alpha myth consider the king crab its shell can only strengthen in isolation
00:37:24so it is with young men
00:37:51wow great work champ worth every penny
00:37:55i thought you said no one else could do what you do
00:37:57well our car's off and our phone's off so i can't track her aura
00:38:01not for nothing but for every hour we run this algo we release a ton of carbon
00:38:05oh great we'll sponsor a penguin
00:38:07and if if that extra 50k on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience you'll let me know about
00:38:12that too
00:38:13what
00:38:15what the hell
00:38:30what
00:38:31what the hell
00:38:37what the hell
00:38:41oh i studied english
00:38:43decision to plug my ears you better roll out the red carpet for them or you're
00:38:48gonna have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a
00:38:51billion dollars you're not thinking things through what do you sell um you
00:38:59know the future no prince michigan data the VA has 16 million wounded heroes in
00:39:09files you don't think big pharma would want data like that well life insurance companies
00:39:14are bloody commemorative coins and if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping
00:39:21people who really do deserve it maybe we can still get to heaven win-win it just feels like
00:39:29without hamish everyone's looking at me waiting for me to just fall on my dick
00:39:36no one is looking at you that's supposed to make me feel better well you want people to
00:39:41look at you yes yes i want them to look and see someone
00:39:49awesome oh i need some competition i played in spaces all over the world
00:39:55ruffage jeffrey ruffery
00:40:03so you're making yourselves at home yeah your offices are um epic yes thank you thank you
00:40:10well uh i was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification basically if we
00:40:15can show the dcb encounters what's unique about hypergnosis we're unique as fuck
00:40:22great yeah uh harper harper uh this is our new cto harper and why don't you give them a look
00:40:30through the uh i have noden extra carbon for my friends here and now we'll get that data
00:40:37merged into our system toot suite well uh we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone
00:40:42to load sorry trucks yeah a lot of it is uh is still on paper some uh floppy disks too
00:40:50so yeah
00:40:51you know well like uh when your home movies are on vhs kind of thing i don't know this is
00:40:57what the
00:40:57money's for huh to uh to upload and update paper floppy disk what what she's uh parked somewhere in
00:41:05milpitas do you want me to go no no i'll do it do it i we just need some specs
00:41:12for the uh we will
00:41:24lucky this is the wrong way why am i in the bay front express well we're working on it no
00:41:29where's
00:41:29joanne okay i'm turning around because of you shut shut shut up shut up shut up okay okay that makes
00:41:36sense i'm going back that way oh it's an ev okay i'm part of the solution bitch oh joanne you
00:41:47can't hide
00:42:06okay okay okay okay harper says parking lot maybe i hear okay parking lot we're looking left
00:42:10right right right looking right okay try left i don't see her there is nothing here okay literally
00:42:18there is nothing here all right just hold tight it should be there harper yeah it should be there
00:42:25duncan can you confirm
00:42:28duncan
00:42:34uh-oh
00:42:44all right ready for some jokes
00:42:51why did the monkey fall out of the tree because poachers cut off his arms test please
00:42:59organic facial expression of positive affect he smiled he laughed right just like any teenage person
00:43:06now he just needs spots and raging hormones
00:43:09trophy for you xander thank you martin
00:43:14long xander trophies are dopamine shortcuts for those of us with dopamine he's making his own
00:43:20dopamine he's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens you're in a bubble you
00:43:25have no idea what teens today are going through first turtle right trophy for test if you
00:43:34make it to school today without incident
00:43:56uh-oh
00:43:57uh-oh
00:44:07uh-oh
00:44:21uh-oh
00:44:24uh-oh
00:44:25uh-oh
00:44:28uh-oh
00:44:33uh-oh
00:44:35uh-oh
00:44:36uh-oh
00:44:57uh-oh
00:44:59uh-oh
00:45:12uh-oh
00:45:15uh-oh
00:45:22uh-oh
00:45:22uh-oh
00:45:24uh-oh
00:45:25uh-oh
00:45:27uh-oh
00:45:29uh-oh
00:45:30uh-oh
00:45:30uh-oh
00:45:31uh-oh
00:45:31uh-oh
00:45:33uh-oh
00:45:41uh-oh
00:45:43i okay duncan you you have to stop breaking into my house like this this is my first time okay
00:45:52i i'm
00:45:52i'm gonna call the police no no and i'm and i'm and i'm gonna call nana marks you know the
00:45:58journalist she hounds me for tips all the time all i have to tell her is nana do i have
00:46:02a story
00:46:02for you shrink turns patients trauma into trades who wouldn't want to click that come here like
00:46:08that let's go
00:46:22you think you know everything about me well you don't firstly that varicose vein thing
00:46:29it was just a consultation i decided not to go through with it i figured you don't always wear
00:46:36panty house oh oh my god and much more importantly that that thing about orson's custody you have no
00:46:46right to any of it but since you've already weaseled your way into my life i i wanted my son
00:46:55it's just that that ethan told me he promised that that he would look after him while i finished my
00:47:02degree and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at eight percent so and now i have a
00:47:08a 15 year old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat i got him after he had a
00:47:13shit fit
00:47:13in the middle of the food court so you think you know everything because you have information
00:47:20information but information is not insight and of that duncan you have none
00:47:28please
00:47:33please
00:47:34please
00:47:35don't
00:47:38don't do this
00:47:40is this what you want
00:47:41please
00:47:44it was just on the little insider trading
00:47:49sorry
00:47:50yeah
00:47:53thank you
00:47:54i'm so sorry
00:47:55but you can't unfuck that bell
00:47:58you committed a crime and i'm the natural consequence of that crime
00:48:02you are looking at this all wrong
00:48:05i'm the best thing that's happened to you since mike abedelli finger banged you at the turtleback zoo
00:48:09i my what what i how that memoir you're writing it's still on note docs
00:48:15it's like a demon shat you into my brain how many companies how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients that dot come on that's gotta burn it is jojo's turn
00:48:29right all i need is just one of your clients someone
00:48:36someone i could just do something with that's it and of course someone who's gonna
00:48:44get me
00:48:55carl bardolf
00:48:58carl bardolf
00:49:00as in bardolf's law
00:49:02bardolf that
00:49:02that carl bardolf
00:49:09oh wow nice okay
00:49:11okay okay so he wants to get back in the game you know what's his sweet spot his open sesame
00:49:16come on joanne
00:49:19i bet he likes it people worshiping at his feet
00:49:23does he does he miss it
00:49:25the glory days
00:49:26oh he's a glory hound yeah yeah i'm at his feet so he's at my feet
00:49:31yeah come on oh come on always sometimes rarely never
00:49:45sometimes
00:49:49tell me more
00:49:56here we go
00:50:00wow
00:50:06uh everything okay
00:50:12hey
00:50:13you alright
00:50:15gary um i have to
00:50:22tell you something
00:50:25so
00:50:26duncan park
00:50:28oh oh yeah yeah yeah
00:50:29yes um
00:50:31that's on me
00:50:33i'm so sorry about that
00:50:35i
00:50:36it was a slip
00:50:38it was just a slip
00:50:39i'm i'm sorry
00:50:41i apologized right away
00:50:43and um
00:50:45then i
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsycho
00:50:49well
00:50:50you
00:50:53you
00:50:54did what
00:50:55why
00:50:56that man is worth
00:50:58hundreds of millions of dollars
00:51:00and he he is the single most vile arrogant
00:51:03incurable
00:51:04okay i see you're still activated
00:51:05no
00:51:06no gary
00:51:07you have to listen to me
00:51:08okay
00:51:09can you just let me
00:51:10you listen to me
00:51:11yeah please
00:51:11may i
00:51:15i get it
00:51:16i do
00:51:16sometimes we become resentful of our clients
00:51:20oh please tell me more
00:51:22professor felder
00:51:24who teach me
00:51:25and mentor me
00:51:27all right sarcasm aside
00:51:28i know a psychiatrist
00:51:29who was in a terrible car accident
00:51:31he barely survived
00:51:31broke his neck
00:51:32and he lost the use of his legs
00:51:34and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients
00:51:37and i asked him
00:51:38how do you do this
00:51:39how do you sit there
00:51:40and listen to people's little complaints
00:51:42after what you've been through
00:51:43and the answer was
00:51:46suffering
00:51:46is suffering
00:51:50gary
00:51:51i was there
00:51:53when phil told you that story
00:51:58he was
00:51:59no
00:52:00you
00:52:00no
00:52:01you're
00:52:01no you're wrong
00:52:02because phil
00:52:03was
00:52:04no you're mistaken
00:52:05about that
00:52:05but the point
00:52:07is that
00:52:08duncan park
00:52:10deserves therapy
00:52:11as much as anybody
00:52:12anywhere
00:52:14he's a human being
00:52:15rich
00:52:15poor
00:52:17it doesn't matter
00:52:22can we stop fighting now joanne
00:52:25i hate to fight with you
00:52:29yeah
00:52:32anyway
00:52:34here
00:52:57thank you
00:53:00you're welcome
00:53:01silly
00:53:04silly
00:53:05silly
00:53:06oh man
00:53:20oh my god
00:53:22it's
00:53:24it's perfect
00:53:30yum right
00:53:32i think this is our new regular
00:53:34yeah
00:53:34i
00:53:35sort of prefer alpine
00:53:36but this is good
00:53:37this is good
00:53:40hey dad
00:53:42can't fire thelma
00:53:44she stole my cube jib jib
00:53:46and you've had
00:53:47so many nannies anyway
00:53:49nope
00:53:50this thelma
00:53:51this thelma's born
00:53:52no
00:53:53what about the hot ones
00:53:54when you were young
00:53:55with the shorts
00:53:57that was thelma
00:53:58that was thelma
00:54:00oh my god
00:54:01really okay
00:54:04how about this
00:54:04you don't tell mom
00:54:05about the milkshake
00:54:06and i won't
00:54:08i won't fire thelma
00:54:09okay
00:54:10deal
00:54:14and also
00:54:15i can get into stanford
00:54:17for real
00:54:17without cheating
00:54:19i don't need all the extra time
00:54:21and you and mom
00:54:22will have to get money
00:54:22okay
00:54:23okay
00:54:23it is daddy's money
00:54:26and sweetie
00:54:27cheating is doing it for real
00:54:29the only real cheating
00:54:31is when you cheat yourself
00:54:33cheaters never lose
00:54:34and losers
00:54:35they never cheat
00:54:37okay
00:54:40okay dad
00:54:58think about the sun
00:55:01pippin
00:55:03think about her golden glass
00:55:10how she lights the world up
00:55:13well
00:55:14now it's your chance
00:55:17with the guardian of splendor
00:55:21inviting you to dance
00:55:26pippin
00:55:27pippin
00:55:27think about the sun
00:55:34think about your life
00:55:36pippin
00:55:37days are tame and nights the same
00:55:41think about the beauty
00:55:43in one perfect flame
00:55:47and the angels of the morning
00:55:51are calling out to lay
00:55:54hear them
00:55:57think about the sun
00:56:02hard off
00:56:03hard off is in my sights
00:56:04i feel like jane goodall
00:56:06about to shoot a silverback gorilla
00:56:08i'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:56:10did you kill anyone
00:56:11sander
00:56:12until we get his transcript
00:56:14he's not our responsibility
00:56:16duncan park
00:56:17hypernosis
00:56:19zero days since i've stabbed someone joanne
00:56:21do you hate me that much
00:56:23yes
00:56:24what happened to your face
00:56:26what happened to your face
00:56:32what's up
00:56:37i nearly socked loran when she signed me up to be a whore
00:56:41it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory
00:56:45that's how bad it triggered me
00:56:47never again
00:56:48bardolph goes to see joanne for anger management purposes
00:56:52and he's upset at something
00:56:55i don't know if we really know what that is yet
00:56:58to me some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02where he's older
00:57:03and he sees the younger people screwing things up
00:57:06and she gives him a mnemonic
00:57:09stop
00:57:10s stop t
00:57:11take a step back
00:57:12o observe
00:57:13p proceed
00:57:16mindfully
00:57:16it's just a little thing to remember for when that ends
00:57:20the s of stop is for stop correct
00:57:21that was actually bestowed upon one of my writers
00:57:25and she would joke about that
00:57:27i may start s is for start
00:57:29t uh throwing thing
00:57:32carl
00:57:32i think it's hysterical
00:57:34from the point of view of bardolph
00:57:36getting so pissed off
00:57:37on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into
00:57:40making stop
00:57:41the first step of stop
00:57:43based on a true story
00:57:44don't say it
00:57:46i'm gonna say it
00:57:46don't say it
00:57:47i'm gonna say it
00:57:47retarded
00:57:48okay
00:57:49and the last t is for therapists
00:57:50i am going to start
00:57:51throwing things
00:57:53and retarded therapists
00:57:57you're out
00:57:59what was joanne texting gary about
00:58:01she wants a gun
00:58:02a gun
00:58:04uh-oh
00:58:05also in episode two
00:58:07you have
00:58:08a real
00:58:08ratcheting up
00:58:09of the joanne duncan dynamic
00:58:13he feels like
00:58:14they were gonna be partners
00:58:15and now she's not returning
00:58:16his calls
00:58:17she's ghosting him
00:58:18i don't want to sorrow you
00:58:20duncan breaking into joanne's house
00:58:22first of all
00:58:23it's probably my favorite scene
00:58:24in the season
00:58:25i just love it
00:58:26these two actors
00:58:27are duking it out
00:58:29in a way that's
00:58:30incredibly gratifying
00:58:32to watch
00:58:32i just have to say
00:58:33like working with sarah
00:58:34has been
00:58:35an absolute treat
00:58:36you know
00:58:36it's important like
00:58:38to show up every day
00:58:39to work
00:58:40and be inspired
00:58:40by the people around you
00:58:41to push harder
00:58:42and you know
00:58:43be better
00:58:44it was just
00:58:45on the little
00:58:47insider
00:58:48treating
00:58:49but you can't
00:58:50unfuck that bell
00:58:51you committed a crime
00:58:53and i'm the natural
00:58:54consequence of that crime
00:58:55it is the moment
00:58:56when
00:58:57their characters
00:58:58wants
00:58:59and needs
00:59:00come to
00:59:01a
00:59:02collision point
00:59:03joanne
00:59:04seemingly gives in
00:59:05all i need
00:59:06is just
00:59:06one
00:59:06of your clients
00:59:08carl bardolf
00:59:10carl bardolf
00:59:12we know that carl bardolf
00:59:13is violently angry
00:59:15and does not want
00:59:16people talking to him
00:59:17and worshipping
00:59:18at his feet
00:59:19she does not mention
00:59:20that to duncan
00:59:20that will play out
00:59:21in the next episode
00:59:23of the audacity
00:59:24the audacity
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