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01:53Hey, if Ms. Sunshine asks for my phone number again, you tell her to pound sand.
02:17She's going to be all right, isn't she?
02:19She's going to be fine.
02:34She's going to be fine.
02:36She's going to be fine.
02:42She's going to be fine.
02:51She's going to be fine.
02:53She's going to be fine.
03:05She's going to be fine.
03:33She's going to be fine.
03:37She's going to be fine.
04:02She's going to be fine.
04:15She's going to be fine.
04:28She's going to be fine.
04:35She's going to be fine.
05:02Oh, my God.
05:35Oh, my God.
05:44Oh, my God.
06:12But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
06:42Oh, my God.
06:46Oh, my God.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:21Oh, my God.
07:37Are you fucking kidding me?
07:43Fine.
07:46God win it!
07:50Fuck you!
07:51Bye!
07:52Bye!
07:55Bye!
07:56Bye!
07:57Bye!
07:59Bye!
07:59Bye!
08:28Bye!
08:45Bye!
08:47Bye!
08:48Bye!
08:49Bye!
08:50Bye!
09:37I don't know.
09:56To my 12 fellow survivors, greetings, I'm Carol Sturka.
10:02Some of you know me. Some of you have yet to meet.
10:07But, if you're still one of us, then this message is for you.
10:14There is a way to undo this situation.
10:17To turn the world back the way it's supposed to be.
10:24How do I know this?
10:25Because earlier today, these afflicted people, these others, they basically told me so themselves.
10:34Because guess what?
10:36They can't lie.
10:39Which is yet another thing I've discovered.
10:42This alien virus, or whatever it is, it doesn't allow them to do that.
10:51So, what is this solution exactly?
10:56That they didn't tell me.
10:58But they so resisted telling me that everybody suddenly burst into tears.
11:06Worldwide, apparently.
11:09Which I know upset at least one of you.
11:11And then after that, they completely abandoned the city I live in.
11:17Leaving me here all alone.
11:21Which says to me, I'm on the right track.
11:25Now, I realize some of you think the world might be better off this way.
11:33With all the newfound peace, love, and understanding.
11:37Enjoy that opinion.
11:40Relish it.
11:41Because it may be the last one you ever possess.
11:44And when the day comes that you have peace and love forced upon you, who knows?
11:49Maybe in that last fleeting moment, you might just realize you treasured your individuality.
11:59Please, let's work together.
12:02The 13 of us.
12:03Because it's going to take everything we've got.
12:07But these people need saving.
12:12We owe it to humanity.
12:16Call me anytime.
12:18Day or night.
12:20Good luck and godspeed.
12:42Hello, Carol.
12:44This is a recording.
12:46At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
12:50Yes.
12:51We'll do our best to provide it.
12:53Our feelings for you haven't changed.
12:55Got it.
12:56Got it.
12:56But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
13:00Got it.
13:02It's Carol.
13:04I've made a video.
13:05You're not going to like it.
13:07However, I want you to make 12 copies and distribute them to all of the other people like me.
13:12And for those that don't speak English, I want you to subtitle what I say word for word.
13:19I certainly can't force you to do this.
13:21However, you doing it would please me.
13:23And I know you're into that.
13:26And conversely, if you don't do it, I can't be held responsible for the biblically shitty mood in which I
13:33will no doubt find myself.
13:37So, I'm going to leave it outside on the curb by a rock.
13:42And I'll stay far, far away.
13:44Because God knows you need your space.
14:21So, I'm going to leave it outside.
14:51So, I'm going to leave it outside.
15:21So, I'm going to leave it outside.
15:24So, I'm going to leave it outside.
17:25Get out of here!
18:25We just need a little space.
18:29I want the lights back on.
18:31All of them.
18:33Everywhere.
18:34Now.
19:17Here we go.
19:39Hello, Carol.
19:41This is a recording.
19:43At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
19:47We'll do our best to provide it.
19:49Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol.
19:52But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
19:59I need my trash picked up.
20:31Hello?
20:32Hello, Carol.
20:34This is a recording.
20:36We can pick up your trash, as long as it's bagged, and each bag weighs 17 pounds or less.
20:42Please remove all bags from the bin and place them on the curb a minimum of two feet apart.
21:54Here we go.
22:28Here we go.
22:45Here we go.
23:36Here we go.
23:56Here we go.
24:15Here we go.
24:29You motherfuckers sure love your milk.
24:57Here we go.
25:37Here we go.
26:20Hello?
26:30Hello?
26:32Here we go.
26:46Here we go.
26:59Here we go.
27:13Here we go.
27:39Here we go.
27:56Greetings, fellow survivors.
27:58Carol Sterka here with an update.
28:01Here where I live, Albuquerque, New Mexico,
28:04they drink this like it's going out of style.
28:08These are little milk cartons,
28:10the kind we give children in elementary schools,
28:13back when we had elementary schools and children.
28:17And as you can see, they seem to come in all kinds of flavors,
28:20plain, chocolate, strawberry, so on.
28:23But the thing is, it's not milk in any of them.
28:29It is this one strange liquid.
28:38And they make it in this local dairy facility in my town.
28:42Well, made, past tense,
28:45because as I told you in my previous video,
28:46they've shut everything down here and abandoned me completely,
28:49which is, you know, whatever.
28:51Who cares?
28:52But in this dairy, they make this by mixing water into this white powdery stuff.
29:07Can you see that?
29:08Whatever that is.
29:09And then the resulting liquid is all they seem to consume.
29:14Look around where you live.
29:16I'll bet they are manufacturing this in every city in the world.
29:20Everywhere there's a spare dairy or a bottling factory.
29:24Maybe where you are, it doesn't come in a cart and it comes in a can.
29:27But either way, it's this.
29:31So what is this?
29:35What does it do to them when they drink it?
29:37Could it be that this is how they're all staying connected?
29:42Here's what I know so far.
29:45It does not smell like anything.
29:48But it's got this weird texture.
29:54It's kind of like olive oil, but thinner.
29:58That probably means something.
30:01And I've got no idea what makes it this color.
30:04What would you call that?
30:05Amber.
30:06Straw.
30:07Straw colored.
30:08And I tested the pH.
30:09It is a 7.1, which means, hang on, I have it marked.
30:14It is neutral.
30:19Well, basically it's neutral.
30:22You know what else is neutral?
30:24Celery.
30:26And water.
30:28So.
30:30Yeah.
30:36And it does not contain chlorine.
30:40So.
30:44Anybody listening out there?
30:46Huh?
30:47How about it, you 12?
30:48Any response?
30:50Are you even getting these?
30:51Because how the fuck would I know?
30:53No.
30:58No.
31:03No.
31:10No.
31:11No.
31:12No.
31:12No.
31:13No.
31:14No.
31:14No.
31:32Greetings, fellow survivors.
31:34Carol Sturka here with an update.
32:25All right, let's go.
33:01Now.
33:08Get away from there!
33:12Hey!
33:22Fuck.
33:24Fuck.
33:26Fuck.
33:27Fuck.
33:28Fuck.
33:48Fuck.
33:49Don't you fucking come loose!
34:03I don't know.
34:22I don't know.
34:55I don't know.
35:30Son of a bitch.
35:57Son of a bitch.
35:58Son of a bitch.
36:29Son of a bitch.
37:11Son of a bitch.
37:20Son of a bitch.
37:30Son of a bitch.
37:32Son of a bitch.
38:00Son of a bitch.
38:31Son of a bitch.
39:01Son of a bitch.
39:29Son of a bitch.
39:37Son of a bitch.
40:01Son of a bitch.
40:31Son of a bitch.
41:05Son of a bitch.
41:38Son of a bitch.
42:05Son of a bitch.
42:39Son of a bitch.
43:00Son of a bitch.
43:38Son of a bitch.
44:00Son of a bitch.
44:31Son of a bitch.
45:04Son of a bitch.
45:33Son of a bitch.
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