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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:05You're right.
00:01:11Oh.
00:01:14Oh.
00:01:15Oh.
00:01:15Oh.
00:01:37Audio message to Jojo Therapy.
00:01:43Hey, making sure you're getting my messages for the next session tomorrow.
00:01:50I was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your, like, real thoroughbred clients from your stable.
00:01:56Super, super excited about this next chapter in our alliance.
00:02:04Yeah, we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing.
00:02:13Okay, text me, unless you're, uh, under something heavy.
00:02:17Are you kidding?
00:02:20Obviously.
00:02:22It's Duncan.
00:02:25How are my ketones?
00:02:270.3 millimolar.
00:02:29I've got too many gojis in my slurry, I told you.
00:02:31I mean, I don't think it's the gojis.
00:02:32What the hell? Where is my one by?
00:02:36Oh, um, I don't know.
00:02:37My one by.
00:02:42Where's Thelma?
00:02:44Where's Thelma?
00:02:45Thelma, Thelma.
00:02:46The tungsten cube I showed you yesterday.
00:02:48Yeah, remember?
00:02:49Where is it?
00:02:50I don't know where the cube is.
00:02:52Did you take my cube, Thelma?
00:02:54Listen, I'm not accusing you.
00:02:57I know it's clichΓ©, but we were just talking about it.
00:03:00No, no, Thelma.
00:03:02Brain food only.
00:03:04Fish with the good Omega 3.
00:03:06The Atlantic Nova.
00:03:08It's okay, thank you.
00:03:09It's okay, thank you.
00:03:10She's okay, she's fine.
00:03:11She's not fine.
00:03:13She's so cute.
00:03:14This is what you once said about you.
00:03:16You yelled it out.
00:03:17Nothing worse.
00:03:18Nothing worse?
00:03:19Really?
00:03:19Well, she fucked a great day.
00:03:28Run if you're going to run Jamie's task forces this morning.
00:03:34It's time to think endowment gifts.
00:03:36Stanford's not taking this one for free.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:41Ah, Adam.
00:03:48Hey, Duncan.
00:03:50Hey, Duncan.
00:03:51Oh, Jesus.
00:03:52Nana, you paparazzi, you know?
00:03:54Well, you weren't taking my calls.
00:03:55I can't find the stock app on this thing.
00:03:59Concerns about your price?
00:04:00No.
00:04:01Just doing fiduciary hygiene.
00:04:02Well, markets are closed today.
00:04:03It's Labor Day.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Well, when's CEO Day, huh?
00:04:06But, hey, but some of us are on a deadline.
00:04:09So, off the record, in the lockbox, any comment on the Cupertino acquisition?
00:04:14Come on, man, you started this.
00:04:16Are talks still going ahead?
00:04:18What's happening?
00:04:18You know, after your last article came out, a lot of people thought it was me who leaked
00:04:22the rumor.
00:04:23Maybe your lockbox is in need of, uh, rejuvenation.
00:04:26Hey, can we stop running, please?
00:04:29I understand an American diet.
00:04:32Duncan, please!
00:04:38Duncan, no one knew that you were the source.
00:04:40Not from me, anyway.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:42And if you want anything else about me, from me, you're gonna need to stay in my deep
00:04:47throat, okay?
00:04:48No.
00:04:49You're my deep throat.
00:04:50Any way you like it, Nana.
00:04:52Well, I...
00:04:58Audio message to Jojo Therapy?
00:05:01Hey.
00:05:02Um, just to say, you could hit me back.
00:05:04I'm anxious, okay?
00:05:06Man, anxious.
00:05:12I want a gun.
00:05:14Okay, but, honey, they said they caught the guy.
00:05:17They think they did.
00:05:19Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information.
00:05:22You caught a guy, not the guy.
00:05:24Are you hungry?
00:05:25Eat something.
00:05:26My child sleeps down there, okay?
00:05:29I mean, what if this guy's still out there lurking, waiting?
00:05:33You can eat more than that.
00:05:33See, this is why your tummy hates you.
00:05:36Looks like he tried to break the seal with this.
00:05:38That's my Pippin!
00:05:39This is...
00:05:40Oh, my God.
00:05:41This is an original Broadway cast recording.
00:05:45Wow.
00:05:46Look at that.
00:05:47Trashed.
00:05:47I'm sorry.
00:05:48That's just...
00:05:48You know, he must have come in through the waiting room.
00:05:51How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
00:05:54I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, but what choice do we have but a gun?
00:05:57Okay, well, true, Alvin, our landlord.
00:06:00We asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're gonna...
00:06:02He's done nothing.
00:06:03Okay, but we're gonna talk to him, obviously, okay?
00:06:06No gun.
00:06:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
00:06:11No offense.
00:06:13You rent?
00:06:18You may not be taking this seriously enough.
00:06:20I think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth.
00:06:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
00:06:24We work with several ultra-rich clients.
00:06:27I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates.
00:06:32I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office?
00:06:38I don't.
00:06:38I mean, CIA does it all the time.
00:06:41The CIA?
00:06:42Yes, the CIA.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
00:06:46It's going to help.
00:06:47I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
00:06:49I want a fucking gun.
00:06:50I never get anything I want.
00:06:52We still have all the old furniture from your first marriage.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Fine, fine.
00:06:57Well, now I want a gun.
00:07:17I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:07:22Whittingidea.com.
00:07:23That's winning with a Y, by the way.
00:07:25Like whining, but more horrible.
00:07:27Mm-hmm.
00:07:28I don't know that site.
00:07:30People pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
00:07:3615 minutes.
00:07:38But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn?
00:07:41So basically it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored retired types like me.
00:07:46It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:07:52That's how bad it triggered me.
00:07:54Never again!
00:07:55It's okay, Carl.
00:07:57We all feel that way sometimes.
00:08:00Horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
00:08:05We want to lash out.
00:08:08Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:12Amen, sister.
00:08:12Let's hurt them.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15But what are some strategies that we could use?
00:08:21What about our mnemonics?
00:08:23Stop.
00:08:24S-T-O-P.
00:08:25Stop.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26That thing.
00:08:26Yeah, that's right.
00:08:27S-stop.
00:08:28T.
00:08:29Take a step back.
00:08:30O.
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:30Can I?
00:08:30Forgive me.
00:08:31Can I just?
00:08:33The S of stop is stop.
00:08:36The acronym is stop.
00:08:38But the S of stop stands for stop?
00:08:41Yeah, yeah.
00:08:41That's, um...
00:08:42Uh, that's...
00:08:43No, that's right.
00:08:44Um, S-stop.
00:08:45T.
00:08:45Take a step back.
00:08:46O.
00:08:47Observe.
00:08:48P.
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49Proceed.
00:08:49Uh-huh.
00:08:50Mindfully.
00:08:51It's just a little thing to remember for when that...
00:08:54The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:08:56I mean, couldn't you people pretend to dress it up a little bit?
00:09:00I mean, slow down, suspend, something.
00:09:04I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
00:09:09Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
00:09:11I mean, on the face of it, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
00:09:16If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
00:09:18I'm here because I can't stop, right?
00:09:20You did.
00:09:21The stop is only the first step.
00:09:23Yeah, of stop!
00:09:24Of stop!
00:09:25Right, stop.
00:09:27Now, T.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29Take a step back.
00:09:30Yeah, are you testing me?
00:09:31Because I think I may fail.
00:09:33Because I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:09:39Carl.
00:09:39A is for at, uh, R is for, uh...
00:09:43Don't say it.
00:09:44I'm gonna say it.
00:09:45Don't say it.
00:09:45I'm gonna say it.
00:09:46Retarded.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:47And the last T is for therapist.
00:09:49I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists.
00:09:53Huh?
00:09:54I said it!
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
00:09:59You breathe!
00:10:02But I've seen S.A.T. scores go up.
00:10:05Fifteen, twenty percent with the right fungal regime.
00:10:08But there's always side effects with fungus.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11So, retest.
00:10:12Right.
00:10:12With the hitting and getting the right...
00:10:14Sure.
00:10:15But let's say she hits 1,300.
00:10:17Then we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon...
00:10:20No, I'm going to Stanford.
00:10:21That's me.
00:10:22Sorry.
00:10:24Jameson, low-key favor.
00:10:26Can you try these glasses on?
00:10:29Wow!
00:10:30Right, yes.
00:10:31It's, like, worth a hundred IQ points.
00:10:34Right.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35For the interview.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
00:10:39Maybe multicolor?
00:10:42Manifests?
00:10:44Individuality?
00:10:45No.
00:10:47I think she looked like a blue-eyed piΓ±ata.
00:10:51No.
00:10:53I want the first swing.
00:10:55No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
00:10:57Let's talk accommodations.
00:10:59Dr. Gary?
00:11:00Mm.
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01A little preview, perhaps?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03Yeah?
00:11:03Um, sorry.
00:11:05So, as I said, the full report promised, but...
00:11:09Okay, so boiling it down to some salient headlines.
00:11:13Mm-hmm.
00:11:13Um, the nonverbal abstract processing average, um, but Jameson does, uh, meet the qualifying
00:11:20diagnostic criteria for ADHD, but only just...
00:11:25So, double time.
00:11:26Does she get double?
00:11:28If you'd like to...
00:11:29A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
00:11:32Right.
00:11:32Okay, I don't need it.
00:11:33I'm not sped.
00:11:34Duncan?
00:11:34Go.
00:11:35Go.
00:11:36Go.
00:11:36Remy, you remember Remy, our admissions consultant.
00:11:38Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
00:11:39Read the, um, endowments.
00:11:41Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
00:11:44Uh, any more starts to look like a...
00:11:46Yeah.
00:11:47Unless we're talking a new library.
00:11:49Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
00:11:52This is all such bullshit.
00:11:53Jamie.
00:11:54Whoa.
00:11:54She's upset about being neurodivergent.
00:11:57I'm not.
00:11:57Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin.
00:12:00I'm not.
00:12:01You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
00:12:03Let's retest.
00:12:04Jim, Jim.
00:12:05Sure.
00:12:06Take the neural thingy, okay?
00:12:08Just do that.
00:12:08I'll take you.
00:12:09We'll get cheeseburgers.
00:12:09No, no cheeseburgers.
00:12:11And, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
00:12:13I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
00:12:16And, hey, who among the Silicon Savants are in a little diversion in the neuro, right?
00:12:21Right.
00:12:21I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
00:12:25We're on the outside looking in.
00:12:27Right, Dr. Gary?
00:12:28That's right.
00:12:30That's a really interesting perspective on that.
00:12:35Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
00:12:38Well, why was she?
00:12:39No.
00:12:42What?
00:12:42No, why would she?
00:12:43That's, uh, I'm sorry.
00:12:44I misspoke.
00:12:45Uh, that's called a cognitive overload, folks.
00:12:48Joanne is my wife.
00:12:49Joanne was texting.
00:12:50And then I was talking to her, and I just...
00:12:52Oh, look, there she is again, right?
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
00:13:00Uh, no.
00:13:04Glad to see your phone's working.
00:13:06Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
00:13:09Should I ask him?
00:13:12No.
00:13:17No, you don't, lady.
00:13:19You can't cancel on me.
00:13:20You do not get to do that.
00:13:22Hello?
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:25Can I...
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:26Um, listen, uh, just to apologize.
00:13:29It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
00:13:34It was...
00:13:34A violation?
00:13:35Transgression?
00:13:37Crime?
00:13:37No, not a crime, actually.
00:13:40But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me.
00:13:43Ever.
00:13:43I've never been diagnosed.
00:13:46It's...
00:13:47I'm sorry.
00:13:48We were having quite an anxious morning.
00:13:50That's joining...
00:13:51Actually, uh, I keep meaning to get tested, but, um...
00:13:59Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
00:14:04I mean, on the house.
00:14:06Oh, great.
00:14:06What are you doing now?
00:14:07It's Labor Day, Gary.
00:14:08You want to labor?
00:14:10Uh...
00:14:11Sure.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Today?
00:14:13Sure.
00:14:14Yeah, great.
00:14:15You need the internet.
00:14:16No, no.
00:14:17Great.
00:14:17Old school.
00:14:18Good.
00:14:18Not here.
00:14:19Not here.
00:14:20I know a great place.
00:14:21No one will bother us, even if they wanted to.
00:14:24Okay?
00:14:25Yeah?
00:14:29Okay.
00:14:30So, microphones.
00:14:32Same as Ed Ducks.
00:14:34It's a little bit where it's warm.
00:14:36For a bright, yeah.
00:14:38Look at your couch cushions and chairs.
00:14:41And look at your milk screen.
00:14:42I love it.
00:14:43I love it.
00:14:44Even your closet can be a tiny hiding place.
00:14:46For cameras as tiny as a grain of salt.
00:14:51And people, your art, those paintings, and that pattern hiding is really freaking right.
00:14:58And remember, it's only the paranoia in the eyes of Tsunami Saris.
00:15:03I love it.
00:15:07Well, my friend, who's a dog who's such a heavy, as many are, as many are.
00:15:21I'm tired.
00:15:21I know you're a bad man.
00:15:22I'm tired.
00:15:24It's like a baby.
00:15:25I'm tired.
00:15:27And I'm tired.
00:15:29I'm tired.
00:15:31I'm tired.
00:15:43what's wrong gary you look a little green no no no you're one of those guys who really likes to
00:15:47drive i wasn't driving it's a self-driving car i mean who knows how to drive better than a car
00:15:54right yeah yeah you're not a risk guy gary huh huh sure let me ask you how are you with
00:16:00your
00:16:01investments you like you like to get freaky with the down oh you know investing is like
00:16:06joanne's department mostly is it yeah oh lily never shuts up about my portfolio joanne must keep
00:16:13you abreast right uh not so much it's like i do more thermostats oil changes like yeah good that
00:16:20structure you want to go right home sweet home everyone has a smart house right this one's dumb
00:16:30that whole thing on top of the house that's a faraday cage blocks all cellular here give me
00:16:37yours oh no i need to have this right now that's okay but no cell phones inside
00:16:44yeah sure great could use a break good great yep the internet's never once popped its cherry
00:16:51i mean if you need milk the fridge won't tell you your phone won't suggest you breathe and i guess
00:16:57if you fall down and break your leg you're shit out of luck yeah i suppose let's find out how
00:17:02weird i am
00:17:14i confuse texture with temperature always sometimes rarely never like when i touch things
00:17:26always sometimes rarely never maybe with like fruit wet fruit you know like a melon rind so
00:17:36rarely i fear flowers with thorns always sometimes rarely never never i don't know what should i
00:17:47rarely rarely rarely you rarely i feel judged by my clothes always sometimes rarely never
00:18:01sometimes
00:18:10i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:14i have difficulty waiting my turn always sometimes rarely always
00:18:31orson orson i need you right now
00:18:41okay i have all my passwords saved here somewhere um on a thumb drive and i i i need to
00:18:51change all of
00:18:52them okay um uh hey what what what if you just uh give me the computer password then i can
00:18:58change them
00:18:59i can change them all aren't you smart okay um it's your name and your birthday
00:19:14uh did you do the capital o i did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date well it's my birthday no it's not it it totally is it's the 11th
00:19:31no it's it's the 10th
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:42i i did something it's it's halloumi's birthday halloumi yeah our she was your dad's actually um
00:20:00uh halloumi uh wiener dog uh we scattered our ashes at the beach
00:20:05that that trip that we took to knott's berry farm you remember yes you do you loved it that
00:20:13there was that um that mine ride with the animatronic chinese laborers and you wore that little
00:20:17cowboy hat i got you well i didn't go there for me orson jesus you think i had a good
00:20:24time at knott's
00:20:24berry farm um why don't why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead yeah good idea
00:20:40um like this um right over here this yeah yeah thank you
00:20:57can you hear that listen
00:21:03total lack of microwaves yeah it's it's a beautiful house duncan
00:21:10it was hamish's my business partner college roommate
00:21:16great yeah he loved it here we co-founded fafa you remember fafa yeah uh yeah a buddy of mine
00:21:25met his
00:21:25first wife on fafa and i bought a subaru on fafa it was actually my second subaru got that on
00:21:32fafa
00:21:32nice nice okay so i really gotta get back so can you run me yes yes you remember hamish
00:21:39hamish was a genius amish was a genius inept but you know he couldn't he couldn't look people in the
00:21:47eye he couldn't couldn't talk to people i talked for him dude had a horrible stutter yeah i would steal
00:22:02his uh
00:22:04his shoes his medication you know that kind of thing and uh he'd go full full fuck you duncan
00:22:11and that's how he came up with the name fafa how he hanged himself
00:22:19oh right above where you're standing actually oh you still make out where he uh carved his goodbye sorry
00:22:31yeah should have been you're welcome right you're welcome he gave he gave me this house gave me
00:22:36everything and a chance to do it on my own
00:22:42yeah
00:22:45that's how i bought hypergnosis
00:22:53wish that a joanne back then let's go okay okay
00:23:02joanne deserves so much more and i'm not talking about you i'm i'm sure you keep her very satisfied
00:23:10and i'm i'm i'm being financially we're doing all right duncan i appreciate your concern you can call
00:23:17yourself a car right i'm gonna hang back and meditate if you just go up the hill you'll eventually get
00:23:24service okay wait up up the this
00:23:39okay what was joanne texting gary about uh well was it about me it was wasn't it it was about
00:23:46me
00:23:46no uh no it's not it's um okay what she uh she wants uh she wants a gun a gun
00:23:57a gun yes
00:24:11good morning
00:24:13good morning
00:24:26hi good morning girl good morning dr webb uh wondering what's that that was for lacy
00:24:35last year she was one of the ones who put herself in a cal train's path take it down bell
00:24:41or else
00:24:48you know what they're gonna say
00:24:52you know what they're gonna say
00:24:54clepto pyro psycho
00:24:57uh probably make a lot of it just smile if i unalive myself i'm just having too much fun you
00:25:06know
00:25:13what's that you got no wisdom to share speak up
00:25:20it's embarrassing
00:25:50Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be. You're going to be great.
00:25:55Not great. You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted.
00:26:07And so he fell down to earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:21But hey, you're flying.
00:26:22That's cool.
00:26:23Okay. Thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:46Hi.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:47Thanks so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, ninth grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:47Um, he didn't, he didn't answer.
00:27:49Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm okay.
00:28:04Oh, my God.
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:11Oh, my God.
00:28:12Oh, my God.
00:28:13Oh, my God.
00:28:14Oh, my God.
00:28:15Oh, my God.
00:28:15Oh, my God.
00:28:15Oh, my God.
00:28:16Oh, my God.
00:28:20Oh, my God.
00:28:23Oh, my God.
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
00:29:02you
00:29:02were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
00:29:07off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16i'm just curious
00:29:22oh my god
00:29:24oh my god
00:29:28oh my god
00:29:30oh my god
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:07Hello. The sticky part is I'm a psychologist, but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean, if it was one
00:31:41of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this.
00:31:59So, and, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their
00:32:07families. They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades? Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:03To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure.
00:33:08I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clear image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39What?
00:33:40Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:49There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we gonna call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no, did.
00:34:09No, did.
00:34:10Like?
00:34:10Hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like G-O-N.
00:34:12Odin.
00:34:12No, no, G.
00:34:14She's on the 280, and she's getting the hub.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting, and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is the life of death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate?
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of no death.
00:35:09I have no...
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:22I have no idea.
00:35:24I have no idea.
00:35:25I have no idea.
00:35:27I have no idea.
00:35:28I have no idea.
00:35:30I have no idea.
00:35:31I have no idea.
00:35:32I have no idea.
00:35:32I have no idea.
00:35:32I have no idea.
00:35:33I have no idea.
00:35:37I have no idea.
00:35:38I have no idea.
00:35:42the secret to success take something people already do for free and charge them for it
00:35:47now you've got a business i'm the founder of brain what's your winning idea jesus christ
00:35:57come on come on work is life that's why i launched deathmo a reimagined work week for
00:36:03your business where days are numbers not names no more mondays no more sundays just pure flow
00:36:10what's your winning idea morons
00:36:40so
00:36:45so
00:36:54so
00:37:16now my alpha man consider the king crab its shell can only strengthen in isolation
00:37:24so it is with young men
00:37:51wow great work champ
00:37:53worth every penny
00:37:55i thought you said no one else could do what you do
00:37:57well our car's off and our phone's off so i can't track her aura
00:38:01not for nothing but for every hour we run this algo we release a ton of carbon
00:38:05oh great we'll sponsor a penguin
00:38:07and if that extra 50k
00:38:09on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience you'll let me know about that too
00:38:17the gentleman from the VA are here
00:38:20no they're not
00:38:21they're literally right there
00:38:24come on dude like a man
00:38:26what the hell
00:38:28oh i studied english
00:38:31called backspin
00:38:32backspin
00:38:33backspin
00:38:33suck it
00:38:34suck it
00:38:35they are playing ping pong in the office
00:38:39i thought i told you to go off the deal with these bones
00:38:41i made an executive decision to plug my ears
00:38:44you better roll out the red carpet for them
00:38:47or
00:38:48you're gonna have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion dollars
00:38:52you're not thinking things through
00:38:56what do you sell
00:38:57um
00:38:58uh no
00:39:00the future
00:39:01no prince michigan
00:39:03data
00:39:04the VA
00:39:05has 16 million wounded heroes in its files
00:39:09you don't think big pharma would want data like that
00:39:12well life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins
00:39:18and if those data sales fund the good work of actually
00:39:21helping people
00:39:22who really do deserve it
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven
00:39:27win-win
00:39:28it just feels like without jamish
00:39:30like everyone's looking at me
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick
00:39:36no one is looking at you
00:39:38that's supposed to make me feel better
00:39:39well you want people to look at you
00:39:42yes
00:39:42yes i want them to look and see someone
00:39:49awesome
00:39:49oh i need some competition
00:39:51i played in
00:39:53bases all over the world
00:39:55puffage
00:39:56jeffrey
00:39:59ruffery
00:40:03so you're making yourselves at home
00:40:05yeah
00:40:05your offices are um
00:40:08epic
00:40:08yes
00:40:09thank you
00:40:10thank you
00:40:10well i was thinking maybe
00:40:12we'd start with single source justification
00:40:14basically if we can show the dcb encounters what's unique about hypergnosis
00:40:18we're unique as fuck
00:40:22great yeah
00:40:23uh harper
00:40:24harper
00:40:25uh this is our new
00:40:27cto
00:40:28harper
00:40:29why don't you give them a look through the uh
00:40:31i have noden
00:40:32extra carbon
00:40:34for my friends here
00:40:35and uh we'll get that data
00:40:37merged into our system
00:40:38toot suite
00:40:39well uh
00:40:39we can have trucks here in 72 hours
00:40:42if you have someone to load them
00:40:42sorry
00:40:44trucks
00:40:45yeah a lot of it is uh
00:40:46is still on paper
00:40:48some uh floppy disks
00:40:50too
00:40:50so
00:40:50yeah you know well like uh
00:40:52when your
00:40:52home movies are on vhs
00:40:54kind of thing
00:40:55i don't know
00:40:56this is what the money's for
00:40:57huh
00:40:58to uh
00:40:59to upload and update
00:41:00paper floppy disks
00:41:02what what
00:41:03she's uh parked somewhere in milpitas
00:41:06do you want me to go
00:41:08no no i'll do it
00:41:09do it
00:41:10i
00:41:10we just need some specs for the uh
00:41:12we will
00:41:24lucky this is the wrong way
00:41:26why am i in the bay front express
00:41:27well we're working on it
00:41:28no where's joanne
00:41:29i'm turning around because of you
00:41:31i am sorry
00:41:31shut shut
00:41:32shut up
00:41:33shut up
00:41:33put our partner
00:41:34okay okay that makes sense
00:41:36i'm going back that way
00:41:38right cover
00:41:39asshole
00:41:39oh
00:41:40it's an ev
00:41:41okay i'm part of the solution
00:41:44bitch
00:41:46oh joanne
00:41:47you can't hide from me
00:42:06okay okay harper says parking lot
00:42:08okay parking lot
00:42:10we're looking left
00:42:10right right looking right
00:42:12okay try left
00:42:14i don't see her
00:42:15there is nothing here
00:42:17okay literally there is nothing
00:42:19here
00:42:19all right just hold tight
00:42:20it should be there
00:42:21harper
00:42:22yeah it should be there
00:42:25duncan can you confirm
00:42:28duncan
00:42:34uh oh
00:42:44all right ready for some jokes
00:42:51why did the monkey fall out of the tree
00:42:53because poachers cut off his arms
00:42:55test please
00:42:59organic facial expression of positive affect
00:43:01he smiled
00:43:02he laughed
00:43:04right
00:43:05just like any teenage person
00:43:06now he just needs spots and raging hormones
00:43:09trophy for you xander
00:43:11thank you martin
00:43:14well xander trophies are dopamine shortcuts
00:43:17for those of us with dopamine
00:43:18he's making his own dopamine
00:43:20he's going to be a genuine friend
00:43:22who listens and responds to teens
00:43:25you're in a bubble
00:43:25you have no idea what teens today are going through
00:43:29first turtle
00:43:31right
00:43:33trophy for test if you make it to school today without incident
00:44:02you're in a bubble
00:44:12psychosom
00:44:14the
00:44:15you
00:44:18you
00:44:20you
00:44:21All right.
00:45:02All right.
00:45:21I don't want to surl you.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30No, Gary.
00:45:30Gary.
00:45:31Gary.
00:45:31He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44I...
00:45:44Okay.
00:45:45Duncan, you...
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:52I...
00:45:52I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no.
00:45:55And I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear pantyhose.
00:46:38Ugh.
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05And now I have a 15-year-old
00:47:09who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So you think you know everything
00:47:18because you have information,
00:47:21but information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:36Don't...
00:47:37Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please?
00:47:44Please?
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli finger-banged you
00:48:09at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note, Docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just...
00:48:32one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course,
00:48:41someone who's going to...
00:48:44get me.
00:48:47Sorry.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet,
00:49:30so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:35Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:45Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:56Here we go.
00:49:59Here we go.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:17Gary.
00:50:19Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:23tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:36It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsycho, Al.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57That man is worth
00:50:58hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant,
00:51:04incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No!
00:51:06No, Gary!
00:51:07You have to listen to me!
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10Listen to me!
00:51:11May I please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside.
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs.
00:51:34And still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38How do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints
00:51:42after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was...
00:51:45Suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:51:59No, you...
00:52:01No, you're...
00:52:01No, you're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that
00:52:08Duncan Park
00:52:10deserves therapy
00:52:11as much as anybody anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel
00:52:39that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:52:54Here.
00:52:55Here.
00:52:56Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:04Silly.
00:53:06Oh, ma'am.
00:53:13Yeah?
00:53:16I...
00:53:17I...
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:23It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine,
00:53:36but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:44She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had
00:53:47so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50It's Thelma.
00:53:52It's that I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones
00:53:54when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom
00:54:05about the milkshake,
00:54:06and I won't...
00:54:07I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:16I can get into Stanford for real
00:54:17without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom
00:54:22will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie,
00:54:28cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating
00:54:31is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers,
00:54:36they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights
00:55:12the world up well.
00:55:14Now it's your chance.
00:55:18With a guardian
00:55:19of splendor
00:55:21inviting you
00:55:23to dance.
00:55:26Pippin,
00:55:28think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:36Pippin,
00:55:38days are tame
00:55:39and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty
00:55:44in one perfect flame.
00:55:48And the angels of the morning
00:55:51are falling out today.
00:55:54And the angels of the night
00:55:58think about the sun.
00:56:15Pippin,
00:56:21think about the sun.
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:27What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:33Here you go.
00:56:34How are you?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine
00:56:39when she signed me up
00:56:40to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me
00:56:42like a fire alarm
00:56:43at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad
00:56:46it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne
00:56:50for anger management purposes.
00:56:52He's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know
00:56:56if we really know
00:56:57what that is yet.
00:56:58To me,
00:56:59some of it's just
00:56:59old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02where he's older
00:57:03and he sees the younger people
00:57:05screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him
00:57:08a mnemonic,
00:57:09stop.
00:57:10S, stop.
00:57:11T,
00:57:12take a step back.
00:57:13O, observe.
00:57:14P, proceed.
00:57:16Mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing
00:57:18to remember
00:57:19for when that is.
00:57:20The S of stop
00:57:20is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually
00:57:23bestowed upon
00:57:24one of my writers
00:57:25and she would joke
00:57:26about that.
00:57:27I may start
00:57:28S is for start.
00:57:30T,
00:57:31throwing thing.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical
00:57:34from the point of view
00:57:35of Bardolph
00:57:36getting so pissed off
00:57:37on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into
00:57:40making stop
00:57:41the first step of stop
00:57:43based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm gonna say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm gonna say it.
00:57:47Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T
00:57:50is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start
00:57:51doing things
00:57:53and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne
00:58:00texting Gary about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:05Also in episode two,
00:58:07you have
00:58:08a real
00:58:08ratcheting up
00:58:09of the Joanne
00:58:10Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like
00:58:14they were gonna be partners
00:58:15and now she's not
00:58:16returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to
00:58:18start with you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking
00:58:21into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all,
00:58:23it's probably my favorite
00:58:24scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors
00:58:27are duking it out
00:58:29in a way that's
00:58:30incredibly gratifying
00:58:32to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say,
00:58:33like, working with Sarah
00:58:34has been
00:58:35an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know,
00:58:37it's important, like,
00:58:38to show up every day
00:58:39to work and be inspired
00:58:40by the people around you
00:58:41to push harder
00:58:42and, you know,
00:58:43be better.
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45one of the little
00:58:48insider trading.
00:58:49But you can't
00:58:50unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime
00:58:53and I'm the natural
00:58:54consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment
00:58:56when their characters
00:58:58wants and needs
00:59:00come to
00:59:01a
00:59:02collision point.
00:59:03Joanne
00:59:04seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need
00:59:06is just
00:59:06one
00:59:06of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that
00:59:13Carl Bardolph
00:59:13is violently angry
00:59:15and does not want
00:59:16people talking to him
00:59:17and worshipping
00:59:18at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention
00:59:20that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22in the next episode
00:59:23of The Audacity.
00:59:24The Audacity.
00:59:28So,
00:59:53I don't know
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