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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, your fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32So he's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:51Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:02Ha ha!
00:01:03Ha ha!
00:01:03Ha ha!
00:01:07Ha ha!
00:01:20Ooh!
00:01:20Disappear into the night, into the night.
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all, his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But, our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel.
00:01:58That wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They're eating babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25We cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034.
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:41You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:48Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:02Praise him.
00:03:04Praise him for America.
00:03:04Praise him.
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:08Praise him.
00:03:09Praise your arms.
00:03:11Stand up.
00:03:13Stand up.
00:03:14In the name of Jesus.
00:03:16My sweet body.
00:03:20Amen.
00:03:22Amen.
00:03:24Amen.
00:03:25Amen.
00:03:26Amen.
00:03:26Amen.
00:03:27Amen.
00:03:27Amen.
00:03:30Amen.
00:03:32Amen.
00:03:33Amen.
00:04:05Amen.
00:04:20Amen.
00:04:21You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:27I can't go down, but I don't get through there
00:04:30You're gonna keep me out, Samir?
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks
00:04:35with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt Homelander
00:04:45brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me prisoner. So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right. Listen, the only thing that matters
00:05:09is we buried said that shit so we could crack on
00:05:12with a godly work of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news, Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his
00:05:19is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon.
00:05:23We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts
00:05:55at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Or he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear,
00:06:00filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip in, twat him,
00:06:16bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups
00:06:29before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
00:06:33local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters
00:06:36before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57All right, well, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet,
00:07:11which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid, it's a shit decision, all right?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die, right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:58Wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:09Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher.
00:08:14Your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:40Or, counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Oh, girl.
00:09:09Listen.
00:09:09Judah.
00:09:10Sliced into my homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:17The pain.
00:09:18The pain.
00:09:18The pain.
00:09:19The pain.
00:09:21And you're okay with it.
00:09:23No.
00:09:26On my life.
00:09:28I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:31With or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:37So I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:13I should fight you, too.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom F.
00:10:46Is it really been grown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:10:51Don't ask me what you know is true.
00:10:55Don't have to tell you I love your precious heart.
00:11:01I, I was standing, you were there, and they could never tear us apart.
00:11:18I told you that we could fly, but some of us don't know why.
00:11:33I was standing, you were there, and they could never tear us apart.
00:12:00God damn it, Adrienne.
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this.
00:12:09I don't know.
00:12:10You left me no choice.
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be.
00:12:15Stern, but it's for your own good.
00:12:21I like to think of myself as the big brother that you never had.
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend you had?
00:12:38Uh, Pop Fang betrayed us both to William Butcher.
00:12:47No less.
00:12:47Huge mess.
00:12:48Your fault.
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:53I gave you a chance to make things right.
00:12:55I reached out my hand.
00:13:00And you bit it.
00:13:02What did I ever do to deserve that?
00:13:06What, was I too nurturing?
00:13:08Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe.
00:13:10But damn it, you weren't like the others.
00:13:14Snakes.
00:13:16Backstabbers.
00:13:16I could count on you, man.
00:13:18I did count on you.
00:13:20I loved you.
00:13:23But here we are.
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
00:13:39You wouldn't understand.
00:13:43Nobody does.
00:14:12You're right there.
00:14:33Firecrackers flaming freedom sticks.
00:14:35I'm Countess Crow.
00:14:36Countess of the Crows.
00:14:38And we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial.
00:14:42Wankers.
00:14:43Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
00:14:46You know, they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit.
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:52Dog wankers.
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real Housewives of Constraint are going to hear.
00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
00:15:03They go out, we go in.
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
00:15:07He might not live here anymore.
00:15:08Every day, Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good.
00:15:32Oi, look lively back there.
00:15:35All right.
00:15:36Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in, twat in.
00:15:39Bring it back here.
00:15:42Keep the engine running.
00:15:51Are you ready?
00:15:53Are you ready?
00:16:21Internet's down.
00:16:22Cam's too.
00:16:23Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:29Putain, man.
00:16:32He really let himself go.
00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
00:16:45My God.
00:16:46Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:49My dick weighs more rich.
00:16:53Well, right now, wait, we can move him.
00:16:55He can move the three of us.
00:16:57So, what now?
00:17:16You, what the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no.
00:17:19It's okay, it's okay.
00:17:20I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:27For how long?
00:17:27Almost two years in a CIA black site.
00:17:31I just found out this morning.
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Just some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:53Find him yourself?
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:56and you are the best tracker there is.
00:18:00I just...
00:18:00I need you to find him
00:18:01and report back.
00:18:03Very simple.
00:18:04You want me
00:18:07to work for you.
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me
00:18:10and I can help you.
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:15I don't need you for that.
00:18:17Well, the whole world does think
00:18:19that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:24Listen to me.
00:18:26I'm no ass Felch and commie.
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know.
00:18:30I know.
00:18:30And listen.
00:18:31I am Vaught now.
00:18:34Me.
00:18:35So the public?
00:18:36They're gonna believe
00:18:37that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:40I can resurrect you.
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:49Or how about I finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:57Hey, you could try.
00:18:59Who knows?
00:19:00You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:05Or you might not.
00:19:08But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:10more than you...
00:19:11than you hate me.
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
00:19:19I tried to kill you.
00:19:21The minute I turned my back,
00:19:22how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:25Look.
00:19:26Uh-uh.
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:39All is forgiven.
00:19:49Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.
00:19:53Improve your sleep.
00:19:55Strengthen your immune system.
00:19:58Nourish your soul.
00:20:00The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning
00:20:03stopped chi, life force, from leaving the body.
00:20:06And invited prana, solar energy, in.
00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness.
00:20:13Introducing the new deep brand Sigma Solarium Bivot.
00:20:15By bros, for bros.
00:20:19Okay, we need to abort.
00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you.
00:20:26Fuck it.
00:20:27We'll test it here.
00:20:28What test?
00:20:29Mr. Jacques Coutet, if the virus is contagious,
00:20:32as Samir says, c'est fini, the game is over.
00:20:35No, Butcher's right.
00:20:37Rockhart has seen us, so we can't leave.
00:20:40Virus?
00:20:41What virus?
00:20:43Look, I don't break you lot out of the pen to flap about.
00:20:46Now all we've got to do is seal of inhalation.
00:20:48Every exit point, tighter than a Boy Scout's arsehole at Jamboree.
00:20:52No, no, no.
00:20:53It's not possible.
00:20:58Maybe.
00:21:02Yo.
00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:08His heart rate is 10 beats per minute.
00:21:10He can probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, like a blue whale.
00:21:14If he won't breathe, how do we get the virus in him?
00:21:18Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:20You lot sort this, I'll fetch the virus.
00:21:23Kamiko, you're with me.
00:21:30What are you two? Leave it out, would you?
00:21:33Fucking work in here.
00:21:37Hey. Coming with you.
00:21:40What for?
00:21:41I don't trust you.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:46Suit yourself.
00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
00:22:01Where's S'more?
00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon.
00:22:04Won't say where he's going, won't say shit.
00:22:06He's on method.
00:22:08Fucking Meisner technique.
00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up,
00:22:15but you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
00:22:20Good idea.
00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:24That's gonna be anyone who posts pro, starlight, or anti-homelander content.
00:22:28Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder.
00:22:38But we are gonna need to triple the amount of Freedom Camps to hold them all.
00:22:42Love it.
00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks,
00:22:49and for the existing Freedom Camps, Treasury's running a little dry.
00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat-out revolt if we raise taxes.
00:22:58The President is thinking how insane this is right now.
00:23:02He'll back you.
00:23:03You can do it.
00:23:04Speak up.
00:23:05And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
00:23:08Won't their arrest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11Nah.
00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
00:23:14Wow.
00:23:15Amazing, Ashley.
00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara.
00:23:17Well, alrighty then, let me ask the most important question.
00:23:22Do I got immunity?
00:23:34For fuck's sake.
00:23:36Soldier Boy, this is the President, Vice President of the United States of America.
00:23:41They work for me.
00:23:43Everyone, Soldier Boy is gonna be number two in the seven once he is located William Butcher and Annie January.
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, what, sir?
00:23:52No, sir.
00:23:53I-I can do this.
00:23:54I can bring them in.
00:23:54Oh, like you did with A-Train?
00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep.
00:23:59Competence.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:01And, Steve, Soldier Boy's gonna need a full pardon.
00:24:03Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
00:24:11Consider it done, sir.
00:24:13Terrific.
00:24:13And you know what?
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a-
00:24:20Manhattan.
00:24:21Manhattan.
00:24:22Thanks, Steve.
00:24:24Of course.
00:24:25Can I get you a-a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:28No.
00:24:30Steven?
00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan.
00:24:35Goddamn.
00:24:36Since Woodgood Supes teabagged the president.
00:24:41Since me.
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:00What's next?
00:25:05What is it?
00:25:06What is it?
00:25:15Look out!
00:25:17Oh, God!
00:25:18Putain!
00:25:19Oh, he is sour.
00:25:21He's mountain pornography.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24Almost got you fuckers.
00:25:27Ha.
00:25:28Ha.
00:25:29Oh, shit.
00:25:31No!
00:25:32At least that explains how he's groomed.
00:25:37From bashing his bishop.
00:25:40Gross.
00:25:48Mmm.
00:25:50No, that's what I'm talking about.
00:25:53Oh, God.
00:25:58Fucking unsanitary.
00:26:00Ugh.
00:26:19Okay.
00:26:30Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab.
00:26:36Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:43We talked about this.
00:26:44I don't have a choice.
00:26:45They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go.
00:26:50Today, I'm gonna be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're gonna be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the-
00:26:58Yeah!
00:26:59Yeah!
00:27:00Will you dare enter my dark domain?
00:27:02I am Countess Crow.
00:27:04Countess of the Crows.
00:27:06Yeah!
00:27:06And I shall make you do the day that you decide to-
00:27:09Fuck it!
00:27:18Fuck.
00:27:20C'est ça.
00:27:21It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:27It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:37What more is it, Lonnie?
00:27:39What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:50I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them.
00:27:59They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:03I told them that we were gonna make it out.
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say. I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Petitui any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:38No.
00:28:38I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04But the fucking shit.
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15You creep!
00:29:16Just let go!
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me!
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:21Oh shit.
00:29:23Starlight.
00:29:24Oh my god.
00:29:25You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:31Same as rock hard.
00:29:35You don't have a choice.
00:29:40Alright. Come on.
00:29:42No, what?
00:29:44Let me go!
00:29:49Baby color!
00:29:51Come on!
00:29:52Let's take it!
00:29:54Come on!
00:30:00Come on!
00:30:01Come on!
00:30:04Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:11Turbo Rush!
00:30:12The Drink of Heroes.
00:30:14Only 15 calories.
00:30:17Cut!
00:30:18That was a good take.
00:30:20No, please. This is a mistake.
00:30:22I am not starlighter.
00:30:24Only 15 calories.
00:30:25Yeah?
00:30:26Now, with acai.
00:30:28And maca roots.
00:30:31Mom!
00:30:31No, Cory.
00:30:32Go back inside, please.
00:30:33Yo!
00:30:34You stay back.
00:30:36Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:39Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
00:30:42They're lopsided.
00:30:42Okay, come on, come on.
00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:48Turbo Rush.
00:30:49Now with acai and maca roots.
00:30:53That's fucking perfect.
00:30:54Okay, great.
00:30:55Okay, have fun and camp.
00:30:56No!
00:31:01Mom!
00:31:03All over.
00:31:04Not a chance.
00:31:05We have to help them.
00:31:06Help them and every soup of them 500 miles will be up our ass within the hour.
00:31:10We stayed a course.
00:31:12Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:13Fuck the job!
00:31:18Come here, go.
00:31:19Down.
00:31:43Homelander.
00:31:45Shh.
00:31:46Homelander.
00:31:47Homelander.
00:31:55Say, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:04Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Did you tell soldier boy about the virus?
00:32:09No.
00:32:10I did not.
00:32:11Of course not.
00:32:14Well, what am I gonna say?
00:32:15Uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah.
00:32:16Hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful.
00:32:20Cause there's a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
00:32:24Sure you would've jumped at that.
00:32:27Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:33Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah.
00:32:40That's tactical.
00:32:41Exactly.
00:32:42Cause for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies-
00:32:51You don't know that's gonna happen.
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces.
00:32:55Cause it was tactical, right?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:59Right?
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:34Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:38Transporting it without the necessary precautions-
00:33:40All right, all right.
00:33:41Less talking.
00:33:42We'll give in.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:52So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very.
00:33:56Very fragile.
00:33:58If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:02There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:08Hmm.
00:34:09Well.
00:34:12Best not drop it, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:26Breathe, putain.
00:34:30Breathe, putain.
00:34:48Yes.
00:34:48Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
00:34:50Merde alors.
00:34:51We're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh, God.
00:35:07When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and Sheila is gonna take a shit in
00:35:13the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:14Look.
00:35:15You being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:18It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:21The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:31All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:40Hmm.
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:49What's it called?
00:35:50A murder?
00:35:52Oh.
00:35:53Let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:07They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
00:36:17Rozac.
00:36:18Welbutrin.
00:36:20Lexapro.
00:36:20Great, great.
00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:38Please.
00:36:40Please don't kill me.
00:36:42I just wanna go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom.
00:36:46And my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:37:02Careful!
00:37:08Oi, fuckin' smart, will you?
00:37:10My night's a little glad Atrian's dead.
00:37:16No.
00:37:16I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:18Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero.
00:37:23A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:27Listen.
00:37:28I know you've just done it here in the gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You gotta knock this wick gaping pussy shite on the head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:43I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder drink.
00:37:45Don't talk to me about Annie. You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart bollocks,
00:37:56is just gonna get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:14Love it.
00:38:17Love it.
00:38:28You hate the vial!
00:38:32It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that...?
00:38:42Well, well, well...
00:38:44He's dead, right? He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:48Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
00:38:54You're telling us this now?!
00:38:58Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?!
00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:12Boy!
00:39:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant-ass doodah?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:17Running a truck under the name Don T. Be a cunt?
00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:23Well...
00:39:23Oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you...
00:39:31And me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:44Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:47Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:49Being super's not gonna save you.
00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homelander's double the cunt now, if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you!
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box!
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Cause I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:16Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fucking die, bollockum.
00:40:35Why'd you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself?
00:40:39Hm?
00:40:40You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48Me?
00:40:49Homelander?
00:40:50Your old crew?
00:40:53Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you wanna know why?
00:40:58Cause you...
00:40:59are a dumb fucking twep.
00:41:07What the fuck was that?
00:41:18Hey!
00:41:19You two fucktards the local Supes?
00:41:22Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy.
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28The fuck?
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:46Fuck.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57M.M.
00:41:58Get ready, we're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:00Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:05He's alive?
00:42:07Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just...
00:42:09Huey!
00:42:10Huey!
00:42:13We gotta move.
00:42:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh shit.
00:42:41Uh...
00:42:43Uh...
00:42:44Ah!
00:42:45Ah!
00:42:48Go!
00:43:29I got to drop the dookie!
00:43:32Get it?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:42Kill him!
00:43:43Kill him!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:20It's good, I think.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:23Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh shit!
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:35You with me?
00:44:38Hey!
00:44:47Yui Campbell has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so-called soup killer?
00:45:04Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus, bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:18Come in your face.
00:45:21Do not- not right now.
00:45:31What the f-
00:45:32What the f-
00:45:53No.
00:45:56No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:00Hey!
00:46:08No.
00:46:09Oh shit!
00:46:23No.
00:46:27It's okay.
00:46:37Oh, my God.
00:47:07Well, I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck. I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No, you don't.
00:47:16Come on. Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, Monker.
00:47:20And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:33No, no, no, no.
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi-Melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join it.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme? Cheesy Gordy to Crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:15I don't want any Taco fucking Bell.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking God.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:28Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground, tongue-lashing my clit till he needs a
00:48:48knee replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:58She's got to listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:10And I can help you.
00:49:11But you've got to talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You're going to blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow, you're unbelievable.
00:49:32Ashley, that was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:41I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here, I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:11At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists,
00:50:15and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumola right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA, the Pentagon,
00:50:36they will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:56Ow.
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, no chance.
00:51:04Merci d'avoir le merd.
00:51:06Plus.
00:51:18God damn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop warhouse on our 23.
00:51:27Soldier cunt down.
00:51:29Homeland did it go.
00:51:30We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:38Wonka.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:12Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:34You did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:41No.
00:52:44Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken.
00:52:51I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:06Is this all?
00:53:25You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:28This virus.
00:53:30It's fucking brutal.
00:53:33I don't know.
00:53:34For a rock heart, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:45And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
00:53:50Okay, perfect.
00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm going to keep fighting.
00:54:01And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
00:54:07But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:25Anna, I'm late.
00:54:43All right, Sarah.
00:54:47Time for your meds.
00:54:59It's a good boy, huh?
00:55:15Whoa, hey.
00:55:16Be careful, sir.
00:55:17There's a viral contagion.
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:21I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like Soldier Doy.
00:55:36Am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, I've got to be here, sir, to do this.
00:55:41Should have been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:44Leave.
00:55:51I was swimming.
00:56:17I was swimming.
00:56:19Not you.
00:56:29Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:47I get knocked down, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:57:07It's in the night away, it's in the night away, he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink,
00:57:17he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink, he sings the songs that remind him of the good
00:57:22times, he sings the songs that remind him of the best times.
00:57:24Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy, I get knocked down, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna
00:57:37keep me down.
00:57:38I get knocked down, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:57:54It's in the night away, it's in the night away, he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink,
00:58:04he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink, he sings the songs that remind him of the good
00:58:08times, he sings the songs that remind him of the best times.
00:58:19I get knocked down, but I get knocked down, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me
00:58:28down.
00:58:29I get knocked down, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:58:38I get knocked down, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:58:43I get knocked down, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:59:19I can't go down, but I still can't.
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