00:15You
00:20Girl healed up anybody got eyes on them they're lurking any second now
00:31oh
00:32We ship me in your God
00:33That was cracked she totally saved your ass Jake I got lucky go stop cabin shakes the one back got
00:40lucky
00:40Yeah, you got caught up pants down like mr. Stevens in the faculty lounge. That was a rumor
00:47Focus guys game ain't over yet
00:52I got you mia
00:55It's
00:56Thanks did you just use your ult to kill one player?
01:00What a dumpster.
01:01The boy's a simp.
01:02Yo, he was white knighting Mia.
01:05No, he didn't.
01:06Your simp sauce is dripping from the trees, Jake.
01:08Can I get a simp cocktail, please, with a side of simp fried rice?
01:13Burn!
01:14Group up, dickbags. There's one left.
01:16I see him.
01:21What?
01:22Yeah.
01:23That was incredible, Mia.
01:25Great game, Mia.
01:27Aw, thanks.
01:27Wait till we post that.
01:28Our channel is going to be Liddy City.
01:32Alright, guys.
01:33I'm finna dip.
01:34My parents are making me go outside.
01:36For no reason.
01:37Okay, later, homo Simpson.
01:39Eat a dick.
01:40Bye, Jake.
01:47Um.
01:49Bye, Jake.
01:50Why are you the worst?
01:53Dude, he white knighted you.
01:55Are you not, like, literally dying?
01:57No, he didn't.
01:59Yeah, yes, yes, he did.
02:02He clearly has a crush on you.
02:04It's so obvious.
02:05He has a girlfriend.
02:07Um, you clearly have not seen his Instagram story today.
02:11God, you're the worst stalker I've ever met.
02:13It's been on Insta for, like, an hour.
02:26I knew something was up.
02:28His shots were really off today.
02:29I heard him tell Lee it was because she convinced her parents to let him come over during Quar,
02:35and then he decided to stay home and game.
02:37Well, duh, does she not know he's trying to get signed?
02:40She's, like, a VSCO girl.
02:43Like, she's too busy, like, saving the turtles.
02:45Cus, cus, cus, cus.
02:46And I, ooh.
02:48Your e-girl is showing.
02:49The point is, is that he's single now, and he's clearly in love with you.
02:53He doesn't see me like that.
02:55We're teammates.
02:56I'm pretty sure he's only into white girls.
02:58Come on, Mia.
03:00You spent months learning how to play as a supporting character, so Jake would let us on his team,
03:05because you were obsessed with him, and now he's single, and he's simping for you,
03:12and you're too shook to do anything.
03:13Like, are you even the main character right now?
03:15Why do you even care?
03:17Because after all the hours I spent listening to you talk about him, I ship you guys.
03:22Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?
03:24Post a cute selfie or, like, a challenge or something.
03:28I mean, Kennedy Moran is always posting selfies on TikTok, and Jake is all up in her comments.
03:48I'm not doing that.
03:50Why not?
03:50Because I'm gross, and no one wants to see me dancing.
03:54You're not gross, Mia.
03:56Well, I don't look like that.
03:57What, like a super try-hard?
04:00Besides, you're a way better dancer than her anyway.
04:03Do you remember Rachel Lomansky's Bat Mitzvah?
04:05That was because I had Red Bull.
04:06Anyway, if my mom found out I posted a dance challenge, she would kill me.
04:11Fine.
04:12Then do some fucking sleuthing and figure out how to get his attention.
04:15Okay, I need to go sell my turnips.
04:17Call me later.
04:18Later.
04:38All day, baby.
04:41Move back.
04:46Bye.
04:49How, how do they do that?
04:51How, how do they do that?
04:56I could do it like this, I could do it like that.
05:16Best of the best.
05:43Best of the best.
05:49I'll come back home.
06:11Bro, what the hell did you just post?
06:13Are you like a sports dude now?
06:15Jade just messaged me.
06:18What?
06:20Gah!
06:21Uh, what did he say?
06:23What did he say?
06:25Didn't know you fucked with Messi.
06:27Yeah, well, neither did I, so here we are.
06:29That's because I don't. I only posted that to get his attention like you said.
06:33I didn't think it would actually work.
06:34Okay, well what are you gonna say?
06:36I don't know! I don't know anything about soccer!
06:39First of all, start calling it football.
06:41Second of all, you have to say something.
06:43Okay, uh...
06:51Hondo P.
06:52He's my fave.
06:57What's he saying?
06:59Something about Ronald.
07:01Who's Ronald?
07:01Like I would know?
07:03Google it.
07:14You should check the scoreboards.
07:17The numbers speak for themselves.
07:23Duh.
07:24This flow is fire.
07:28Lowkey, best rapper alive in my opinion.
07:39Can you like share your screen or something? Because I'm dying over here.
07:44He just asked for my snap.
07:47Are you shitting me?
07:48Oh my god.
07:52He's snapping me.
07:57I need to focus.
07:58I'll call you back.
07:59No, no, no.
08:00I need details.
08:01You know I...
08:06Hey.
08:09Hey.
08:10LOL.
08:11Check it.
08:14Drip drip.
08:15Drip drip.
08:16Messy, kid.
08:18That's so fire.
08:19I know.
08:20My mom got it for me.
08:22She's worried I'm gonna be depressed.
08:24LOL.
08:24Why?
08:26I guess because there's no school and we're trapped and people are dying.
08:31LOL.
08:32Yeah, everything's very depressing right now.
08:41Just kidding.
08:42To be honest, I'm not depressed at all.
08:44I'm actually glad school is cancelled.
08:47We need the time to practice.
08:48True.
08:50Great game today, by the way.
08:52You too.
08:55You've improved.
08:56A lot.
09:00So, do you think we'll qualify for the tournament?
09:10Question mark?
09:11Question mark?
09:16Okay, bye.
09:18LOL.
09:22Sorry.
09:34Don't talk too much, stay hush with the info.
09:39This one here for my cam folk.
09:43Don't talk too much, stay hush with the info.
09:48This one here for my-
09:55Are you guys engaged yet?
09:56Not quite.
10:05Oh.
10:07He's probably just trying to make Sydney jealous.
10:10Or I was right and he's not into me and I've been kidding myself this whole time.
10:15Mia.
10:15Look at her.
10:19Okay.
10:21Look at you, right?
10:23I mean, you're smart and funny and pretty and you're great with a rifle at medium range.
10:28Well, he ghosted me, so.
10:30Don't let this Becky body you like that.
10:33I've seen you pull off bigger wins.
10:35Do you remember that game last week when you had like crazy lag and you still owned?
10:43You can do this.
10:45You just have to show Jake what he's missing, right?
10:47I mean, remember?
10:49Chin down.
10:51Exhale through the mouth.
10:53Snap.
11:08I like it.
11:09Something changed since I last saw my friends
11:12I don't know what it is
11:15But now it seems that all
11:18we ever have
11:19to talk about is how
11:21How's life since graduation?
11:23Still doing music? Great man.
11:25We should a vale some time for drinks and half-ass conversation.
11:28Running through my phone books and my Rosaries
11:31Look at all these faces that got over me
11:34I can't control myself, y'all making me anxious
11:37I feel like everybody knows that I'm faking
11:40How for my friends stay addicted to substance
11:42But really ain't got no substance
11:44I said I've been here a day
11:46I've really been here a month
11:49Hey, sorry, my parents made me walk my dog
11:53Nice, how was it?
11:56He barely peed
11:58So dumb
11:59What are you doing?
12:03Literally nothing, lol
12:05You?
12:07Dicking around on VRChat
12:10Oh my god, I love VRChat
12:13You play?
12:14Yeah, I like to build stuff on there
12:16Been working on a campsite to get away during core
12:21That sounds dope
12:22Can I come see it?
12:29Yeah, I mean it's dumb, but sure, lol
12:40Hi, welcome to Chili's
12:42Dude, I need your help
12:44Jake wants to meet up in VRChat
12:47Shut up
12:49I'm serious
12:49He wants to come to the campsite
12:51I need you to help me pick my avatar
12:53Okay, okay, I'll meet you in the hub
12:56Yeah
12:56Yeah
13:22Sup?
13:24Wow, chaotic much?
13:26It's for climate change awareness
13:28So, vibe check?
13:30Mmm, I don't know
13:31Anime chicks always creep me out
13:33They look like sexy babies
13:34Okay
13:36What about this one?
13:40What about the one that looks like you?
13:42I mean, that's who he's interested in
13:49This one?
13:52It's kind of basic
13:54It's much better, trust me
13:57Oh god, he just friend requested me
14:01You got this
14:02Just promise me you won't wuss out
14:04And you'll tell him how you feel
14:06I will, I promise
14:07Thank you, Riley, for everything
14:09I got you, boo
14:10Okay, I'm gonna go check out Gabe's open mic night
14:12So, uh, hit me up after
14:25Jake?
14:26What up?
14:30Wow
14:31That is
14:32Wow
14:33Too much?
14:36Here, give me a sec
14:39Better?
14:41Nice jersey
14:43Thanks
14:44This place is really cool, man
14:46Thanks
14:46Riley and I have been coming here since Core started
14:49It's kind of my happy place
14:53Well, it's dope
14:54I brought you something
14:55Pew, pew, pew
14:57Oh my god
14:59I know you like cats, so
15:01I love it
15:03Hey, you want to see something kind of lame
15:05But also kind of cool?
15:15Dude
15:15Dude
15:16This is amazing
15:17How did you do all this?
15:19I was bored one day
15:20It's really pretty
15:26I miss camping
15:28IRL
15:29I've never been
15:30Really?
15:32Yeah
15:33I've always wanted to, though
15:34That's why I built this place
15:36We should go sometime
15:38When COVID's over
15:40This is cool, though
15:42In the meantime
15:44Should we take a selfie for the gram?
15:46Sure
15:47Here, follow me
15:49We can use this mirror
16:01Say cheese
16:08Send that to me
16:09For sure
16:23Can I tell you something?
16:26What's up?
16:34So
16:36I know this is
16:37Probably totally weird
16:39Or whatever
16:41And I know
16:42We're like
16:42Teammates and all
16:47But I've
16:48Kind of had a crush on you
16:50For a while
16:53That's hilarious
16:59Because I was
17:00I was literally
17:02About to say
17:03The same thing
17:04To you
17:08For real?
17:11To be honest
17:12I don't even like Overwatch anymore
17:14I only play it
17:15So I can see you
17:45You haven't heard of me
18:00I don't know.
18:26I don't know.
18:46I don't know.
19:24I don't know.
19:55I don't know.
20:19I don't know.
20:51Where have you been?
20:53I've been worried sick thinking you got abducted by Russian hackers.
20:58Are you okay?
20:59What's wrong?
21:02Turns out he's an asshole.
21:10Look, I mean, don't even worry about fuckboy Jake, right?
21:16I mean, there's obviously so much more important things going on in the world right now.
21:22What do you mean?
21:26Have you not been online at all today?
21:29No.
21:30Why?
21:30Why?
21:33Look at your feet.
21:44Say his name!
21:46Say his name!
21:48George Floyd!
21:49Say his name!
21:50George Floyd!
21:51Say his name!
21:52For George Floyd!
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