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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 3
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00:05You are listening to RedFM.
00:07I noticed that Brempton's new Punjabi romantic comedy is going on a shooting film.
00:12In this case, a Canadian jumper from Punjab came to Punjab.
00:16He was able to get a girl to get a girl.
00:17Oh yes, a Canadian born internet boy is starring in it.
00:21That was not just me?
00:22Yes, Lucky Gill, which was the director of the film,
00:25just came off three successful projects.
00:27Then you can keep us here.
00:29I have a lot of Mazzarckia films.
00:31Take care of yourself.
00:32No tension.
00:47It's not about the money for me.
00:50It's about my love.
01:11Uh, hey.
01:13Do you know what time we're starting?
01:14Call time was like three hours ago.
01:16Should be starting shortly.
01:18Um, okay.
01:20Do you know what time that is exactly?
01:23Yeah, I can ask them.
01:24Great.
01:29Like, now or?
01:32Yeah, one second.
01:34I'm just finishing my tea.
01:36Okay.
01:42Sir?
01:43Destinator is asking about time.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Okay.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Okay.
01:50Okay.
01:56So, what'd they say?
01:58Should be starting shortly.
02:02Okay.
02:05Bitch fan, by the way.
02:08Thanks.
02:27What's up, guys?
02:28Prem here.
02:29Check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top secret movie I'm shooting with Chris
02:35Rock.
02:35We got a whole bathroom with a shower, a mini hot tub, a PS5, ice cream machine, ping pong table,
02:43a mini trampoline, my own bed in case I get tired.
02:46You're ready for me now.
02:48Oh, you're ready for me?
02:49Damn right on time, too.
02:50Let's go.
03:08Let's go.
03:11Oh, Kitab bhaji.
03:12What's up?
03:13Good, man.
03:14Hold.
03:14Have a coffee.
03:15Hey.
03:16Let's go.
03:17Go make a Timmy's run.
03:19And get Tim bitch.
03:20Okay?
03:20Don't do work, bhaji.
03:21Let's go.
03:22Anyways, we have some scotch if you want.
03:24Let's go.
03:27Uh...
03:28Nah, I'm good, man.
03:29Uh, look.
03:31Uh, about the script.
03:32I was thinking about just different ideas that will really like elevate it and take it to another level.
03:38Bhaji, I'm also thinking the same way.
03:40Actually, we swear to him, he'll get to the uncle.
03:43He'll get to the uncle.
03:44He'll get to the uncle.
03:44Uh, yeah.
03:46Okay, here's an idea.
03:47What if the guy at the end doesn't end up getting the girl, right?
03:51So that like reawakens his like warped understanding of what love really is.
03:56It'll make it so much more progressive and modern for us, you know?
04:00Bhaji, progressive.
04:02Yes.
04:03Progressive.
04:03Bhaji, he came.
04:04Your heart hit him.
04:05Put it to me.
04:05Put it to me.
04:06Put it to me.
04:09Don't put it to me.
04:10Shh.
04:15Bhaji.
04:16Bhaji, bhaji, bhaji.
04:17Here's what we do.
04:18He got to see.
04:20Preeti na vyaan hi grawna.
04:21Preeti na vyya grawna.
04:23Eh?
04:24Eh?
04:24Did you understand that?
04:25You both pretend to be gay so that he can move to Canada and get PR.
04:29That is right?
04:32Uh...
04:32I don't know, man. It just feels kind of weird.
04:40Weird? Why weird? You're not gonna be gay. You're just pretending to be gay.
04:44No, that's not the weird part.
04:47It just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie.
04:50Like what? Then there's gonna be a marriage auditor
04:52and he's gonna have to test our marriage
04:54and we're forced to kiss each other to prove it?
04:58Brilliant idea, Paji. Brilliant idea.
05:00Paji, write, write, write.
05:01No, no, no. That's not what I meant, man.
05:03Oh, Paji, this is gonna be our breakback mountain.
05:05You know how many Oscar awards that won?
05:07That was an authentic story about two guys
05:09trying to figure out their sexuality.
05:11This just feels backwards, man.
05:13Backwards?
05:14No, no. This is gonna be the most progressive thing
05:16ever happened in Punjabi community.
05:18Oh, Punjabi people, gay people,
05:23we're gonna hit the very right audience.
05:26Indians, Canadians, Latinis,
05:29gore, kaare, Afrikke.
05:31Paji, gay Indian, gay gore, gay kaare, gay Afrikke.
05:35Paji, you're a big star, big star.
05:37Paji, millions, billions.
05:39Paji, Avatar, Titanic.
05:41They didn't know what they were going to do.
05:43They didn't stop behind us.
05:43Even from now, there were too starts to be a big director,
05:45little chtern.iza
05:48chn taplay. You
05:51couldn't save me too. No,
05:52no, no? Because there
05:55was still a big one. The restaurant
06:01would still haz like this, Wraitha.
06:06What is this?
06:10This is a bad thing.
06:13It's a bad thing.
06:15It's a bad thing.
06:23Why don't you take a sofa?
06:25My house has a bad thing.
06:27Ma ji, don't leave it alone.
06:30The water bed is ready.
06:32No one thinks, I'm going to leave a house.
06:34It's a bad thing.
06:36Biji, Supindar is fine.
06:38He built a very nice room.
06:40It's a big door.
06:42No one thinks.
06:42I'm going to sleep at the TV.
06:45At night, no one wants to watch TV.
06:48I'm going to sleep at my house.
06:51You decide now.
06:53I'm going to go to work.
06:54I'll give you a phone.
06:56Okay, Changa.
06:58You're thinking,
06:59I don't have to worry about you.
07:07I don't have to worry about you.
07:13I don't feel bad.
07:18You look so fucking jokes, bro.
07:21I look like Adam Levine in 2010.
07:24Come on, you signed up for a Punjabi movie, man.
07:26Like last minute changes are the norms.
07:27Yeah, but this much though?
07:29The whole concept completely changed.
07:31Why are you so nervous?
07:32You're only pretending to be gay.
07:33Okay, that's not why I'm nervous, all right?
07:36Well, yo, man, this would be great for your career.
07:39This would be like a back break mountain.
07:41Pearl, that's not the...
07:42You know what?
07:43I'm just going to ask the wardrobe guy for something else.
07:46Bhaji, don't you have any other options?
07:47Yo, that's what the director wants.
07:49You want to go to my own house?
07:50You want to go to my own house?
07:53Different option.
07:55You know what, man?
07:56I'm going to find Lucky and set this whole thing straight.
08:00I mean, like, I'm going to clarify shit.
08:03Well, yo, don't fuck around with it, bro.
08:06Like, he knows what he's doing.
08:07He knows how to make him smash it.
08:09Yeah, but like, shh, shh, shh, hold on, hold on.
08:15Yeah, bro.
08:16Yo, what's up, man?
08:18Yeah, I'm down for whacking some balls this weekend.
08:21Pause.
08:23Yeah, yo, let's fuck up with that, like,
08:25fine-ass goldie card chick, bro.
08:28Yeah, yeah, man, the one with the big-ass mermaid.
08:31You know, I like my fucking milk with my cookies, bro.
08:34I'm talking about this hot chicken tundra.
08:43Hi.
08:45Uh, I didn't order anything.
08:47Uh, is this just Mead's apartment?
08:52Yes, it is, but he's not here, so he doesn't know I'm here.
08:58But I come just to hang out.
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Oh, did he order me food?
09:04Uh, no, his mom actually...
09:07Oh, Pooji.
09:08Yes, she sent food.
09:10Great.
09:11I'll just...
09:12Yeah, uh, actually, Supinder auntie asked me to make sure that Jasmeet gets it,
09:16so maybe I could just put it...
09:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, please.
09:19Come here.
09:24Um...
09:25You work for Pooji.
09:27I do.
09:28Uh, I'm...
09:28I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries.
09:31Nice.
09:32Yeah, I used to do that.
09:33Then I got replaced by a robot.
09:35Uh, and now you.
09:37So, you're probably a robot.
09:39Bzzz.
09:40Beep boop.
09:41My name is Janet 3000.
09:44I am a robot imported from India.
09:48How may I be of service to you?
09:51Um, I am Neil 2000.
09:54I do not need your service.
09:57I just want the food.
09:58Uh, this is just Mead's food.
10:01Plus, your nails are dirty.
10:03Okay.
10:03It's not dirt.
10:04It's actually, uh, nail polish, so...
10:07Oh.
10:08It's very Prince of Darkness.
10:11Like Ozzy Osbourne?
10:13Yeah.
10:13I love Black Sabbath.
10:14Are you kidding?
10:15That's my favorite band.
10:17Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
10:18No way.
10:19Mine's Warpigs.
10:21Someone told me a while ago
10:23that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio.
10:26But, honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
10:28Well, yeah, of course.
10:29Of course.
10:29They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now.
10:31Oh, probably.
10:32Or Hell.
10:33Yeah.
10:34I think so.
10:38Okay, well, um...
10:41I should go.
10:42But, uh...
10:44Thanks for letting me in.
10:46It's no problem.
10:48Oh, and, um...
10:49Mera, tenvad,
10:51denu,
10:52and, uh, bitch.
10:55Egg bitch?
10:57What?
10:57Is that what I said?
10:59Was that Punjabi?
11:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:01I'm learning.
11:03Okay, it's really bad.
11:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:08Well, thanks again.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Jenna, 3,000.
11:13Neil, 2,000.
11:19Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:34You know, make it more gay.
11:36Yo, uh, Lucky, I had a quick question about the...
11:39Lucky, I wanted to...
11:41I just appreciate it.
11:43Yo, Lucky.
11:45Lucky!
11:47Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:49Yo, Lucky, where are you?
11:51Yo.
11:52Hey.
11:52Hey.
11:53Wow, what are you wearing?
11:54Uh, I know, it's just...
11:57It's a long story.
11:58I'll explain it soon.
11:59Okay.
12:00You look like out of Levine in 2010, but...
12:02Yeah, I trust in him.
12:06So, thank you for being here.
12:08We are making a history.
12:10Mary Gali Yadra kill.
12:12This is gonna be a super smash.
12:14Hey!
12:18I'm the director of the film, Lucky Gil,
12:20and let me introduce you to a very special guest.
12:23He is the superstar, upcoming megastar.
12:27Who, of the Sara Jiruri Kamsadke,
12:29Hey, there is Sadi, a little film car, yaar.
12:32I am so glad.
12:33I have been very happy.
12:34So, please give it up for...
12:37Sajan!
12:38Oh, yes, yes.
12:40Thank you so much.
12:42Thank you so much.
12:43I feel very good, Manu.
12:45You've played a very brilliant script.
12:47I'm reading a good script.
12:48I'm reading two lines, yes.
12:50I'm going to Dubai.
12:52I'm going to go up here,
12:53just like 300 square feet.
12:55I'm going to go up here.
12:57I'm going to go up here.
12:58We have to perform here.
12:59We will do a movie.
13:00And the pilot is like,
13:01I'm going to go up here.
13:02I'm going to go up here.
13:03I'm going to Toronto Landway
13:05to be part of this amazing culture movie.
13:07I'm very proud,
13:09and I'm very emotional.
13:10I'm listening to this girl.
13:11And I'm going to be
13:12a backbone mountain.
13:16Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So, yes, also introducing just me, D.A.
13:23Thank you. Thank you. So, let's do the kick things up.
13:27Please take me to Ardaaz. My friend, Aftar, please.
13:30Please take me to Ardaaz.
13:32Vaheguru, Vaheguru, Vaheguru, please bless this set and all the people on it.
13:39And please forgive us for all the mistakes, the dirty deeds and stuff like that.
13:42I don't agree with, but there's a lot that's going to happen on this set.
13:45There's like a lot of it. This director went crazy.
13:48But like, you got to laugh at something, right? Things happen, right?
13:52Hey, Vaheguru, thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
14:04Thank you, thank you, Aftar Bhaji.
14:05Come on, come on, you're blocking me. Come on, all of you have to do it.
14:08Come on, I'm fine. Come on.
14:12You can see the show. You can show the show.
14:14Take me and show the show.
14:1514 seconds.
14:16Come on, come on, come on.
14:19Come on, let's go.
14:21Don't let us know.
14:24confused and confused and confused.
14:26I'm sorry, yeah.
14:34I've had to laugh at this show after the show.
14:37I got to laugh at this show.
14:38It was a real time for the show.
14:41This show.
14:42I got to laugh at this show.
14:42I got to laugh at the show.
14:44My mother, have you seen the Pakistani drama?
14:47Oh my god, I haven't seen the Pakistani drama.
14:50No, it's very nice. You can see it once.
14:53They're sitting there and they're trying to lose their mind.
14:55Even if they're dead, then they'll be dead.
14:59Oh my god, what's the case?
15:06It's not good, it's not good.
15:08The flight was big and long.
15:09I was thinking, I didn't see my parents in my life.
15:13I didn't see my parents in my life.
15:16What did God do to me?
15:19I didn't see my parents in the house.
15:22What did I do to my parents?
15:22I didn't know that they were in Asia or Europe.
15:25No, no, I was in the house.
15:27I was in the house.
15:30What happened to me?
15:33Where did he live in downtown?
15:35Why don't we live in downtown?
15:57Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
16:01It's with the marriage auditor.
16:04He's going to interview a lovely couple and you know they have to prove him that they
16:09are in real relationship.
16:13So what's the best way to do that?
16:14Anybody?
16:16Huh?
16:16By showing marriage certificate?
16:18No, no, no.
16:20Instead, by kissing each other.
16:25It's just like look back, Martin.
16:27Really?
16:28Oh, thank you, thank you.
16:32Dude, what the fuck?
16:34Oh, man, let's switch it up on the last minute.
16:36Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
16:42Oh, he wrote it.
16:44He wrote it.
16:44He wrote it.
16:44He wrote it.
16:46Oh, man.
16:46You're ready.
16:48Come on.
16:49Come on.
16:50Come on.
16:51Come on.
16:51Come on.
16:52Come on.
17:00Hey, look, man.
17:01Is this weird?
17:02Who are we really laughing at here, you know?
17:04Oh.
17:05Laugh is a laugh, my friend.
17:09Can we get an intimacy coordinator at least, you know?
17:15A what?
17:16You know how on sets they have like a supervisor that makes sure everybody's comfortable and
17:21everything's consensual.
17:22Like, isn't that a thing?
17:23You know how to kiss?
17:29Can you bring your lips here?
17:31Can you bring your lips here?
17:32Can you bring your lips here?
17:33Are you guys comfortable?
17:34Do you want me to hold your hand?
17:38It's not like that, man.
17:42I'm not making it complicated, bro.
17:44I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
17:46Oh, you are just pretending to pretend to be gay.
17:51Again, that's not what I'm nervous about.
17:53Oh, relax, guy.
18:06Trying to get through the directory, man.
18:10I didn't mean for it to be like this.
18:12Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
18:14Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
18:17Like, think about it.
18:18It's like pushing a culture forward in its own weird way.
18:22Start a dialogue, make it more palatable.
18:25Or maybe it's just because Navi will do anything to get paid.
18:29Seriously, I don't get good vibes from that guy.
18:31Yeah, but he's getting me paid.
18:35Keep working on the fixes, okay?
18:38Okay, man.
18:38Whatever.
18:39I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:42Shethi, come here.
18:43Let me show you the light.
18:45Let me show you the light.
18:48Let me show you the light.
18:48Let me show you the light.
18:51Let me show you the light.
18:59Let me show you the light.
19:00Supinder, what are you doing at the top?
19:03What happened?
19:04Please help me.
19:05I'll show you the light.
19:08I'm going to go to the bathroom.
19:08My cooking didn't like.
19:09I'm going to go to the living room.
19:12I can't see my drama.
19:15Okay.
19:16I'll do it.
19:17Okay?
19:21Come on.
19:22Okay?
19:23Come on, come on.
19:23Okay?
19:36Man, this is crazy.
19:42I just saw my friends came.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Nice.
19:54Why is that?
20:11Don't you think, like,
20:13bringing them on set and exposing them to something like this
20:15will open up their minds?
20:24I don't know, I just saw the groove.
20:26I don't know, I don't know, I don't know the groove.
20:28Ha ha ha.
20:30But, more than that.
20:33India has a data pack.
20:35We need a Wi-Fi password.
20:37What do you want?
20:40Hello, brother.
20:44Well, having a marriage certificate
20:46and photos from your wedding is all fine and dandy.
20:49But I'm going to need proof
20:52or your PR status.
20:54You will be revoked.
20:56Oh, that's possible, Mati.
20:59What kind of proof do you need?
21:02Sample.
21:05Kiss your husband.
21:09That's it?
21:11Yep.
21:12Oh, no.
21:17Begin.
21:20Shouldn't be so hard if you're married.
21:23Like you said you are.
21:26I'll do it.
21:28Do it.
21:29Do it.
21:33Do it.
21:35Do it.
21:40You're a big star.
21:41You're a big star.
21:46Are they really the people to tell this story?
21:49He knows what he's doing.
21:50He knows how to make you smash it.
21:55Delicious.
22:03Come on, man.
22:04Come on, come on, come on, man.
22:06You're a stridist.
22:08Citizen shit.
22:08Yeah, yeah.
22:11I can do this.
22:12Huh?
22:13That's it.
22:13That's it.
22:14That's it.
22:15Hey, yo!
22:19What the fuck is going on?
22:21Dude, shh.
22:22Ah, shh.
22:23Lucky, can I take five?
22:24Please, can we just take five?
22:26Okay, take five.
22:27Please reset.
22:29Shatari.
22:30Oh, who's the guy who's going to paint?
22:31Shatari.
22:32Shatari.
22:45Shatari.
22:45I thought it was great.
22:47I really liked how you played up the nervousness in the scene.
22:49You were, you were like, you were like pale and you looked like you were going to shit
22:52or vomit.
22:53It was like, it was real.
22:55Yeah, it was a little too real.
22:57Acting.
22:58Sure you weren't actually nervous?
23:00I mean, he is straight.
23:03Well, sexuality's the spectrum.
23:04I think everyone's a little gay.
23:06Yeah, right.
23:07Guy's crazy.
23:10Wait, this is a movie about discovering your sexuality?
23:12That's, that's really good for the community, right?
23:14Look, if you feel weird about this, then I think you should maybe not do this movie and
23:20just go and work on yourself, you know?
23:22Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
23:23Just me is doing this movie.
23:25If anyone has a problem with this, there's the fucking door.
23:28Anyone as an actual queer person?
23:30You know I had to bend over backwards like 40 different ways to pull this off?
23:33Pause.
23:34This shit reeks of a desperate cash grab.
23:36Did these guys even consult an actual queer person?
23:39Seriously.
23:42Let's go back to work, okay?
23:43Come on.
23:48Hey, look.
23:49I really think that you should reconsider this, okay?
23:59Oh, shit.
24:01What the fuck?
24:03Uh, yo, I spilled something about a shirt.
24:05I'm gonna have to go to wardrobe.
24:06Bro, are you serious?
24:08Oh, you're doing this?
24:09No?
24:10Get out of here.
24:11Get out of here.
24:12Get out of here.
24:19Oh, my boy.
24:31I don't know, man. Look, you sound fed up too. Why are you working in this industry? Why don't you
24:34go to Hollywood?
24:59I don't know, man. I'm, like, I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man. Isn't that the whole point?
25:03It's been 30 years. You've got clothes, you've got clothes, you've got clothes, and the culture is so good.
25:13Ustaz Ji said, if anyone doesn't want to make your own path, man, the people follow you.
25:20Don't follow people. You're born in both worlds, man. You got a chance.
25:31You're born ready like me.
26:05Oh, look, look.
26:07Look, look.
26:07Look, I'm going to fill up my room. We have to go to Ram-naar.
26:10What? What is wrong? I'm going to fill up the room.
26:13Oh, no, no, no. I'm going to fill up my room?
26:16What do you want to fill up your room?
26:18Oh, man, that's how quiet.
26:20It's so quiet.
26:22Come here.
26:24Go upstairs, right?
26:26We're going to have a seat first.
26:28Here.
26:29Hi, hi.
26:35We're going to have a seat first.
26:40Yes.
26:42We're going to have a seat first.
26:45We're going to have a seat first.
26:47Where is it going, man?
26:50Who is going to have a seat first?
26:53Don't call me the seat first.
26:57We're going to have a seat first.
27:04We'll have a seat first.
27:07I want to put the seat first.
27:12No.
27:16We'll have to move this.
27:17We'll have a seat first.
27:28Don't worry, man. I get it done. Don't worry.
27:31Hey, yo, let me call you back.
27:33Yo, why didn't you change yet?
27:35Yeah, I did some thinking, and, uh, I'm not gonna lie, man.
27:38I can't do this with you. I quit.
27:41What? Excuse fucking me?
27:42Bro, this shit changed, like, 50 times, man.
27:44There's no integrity.
27:45I don't know what the intentions are.
27:47Nobody's giving me any answers, so I can't do this, bro.
27:49I'm done.
27:51Look, man, you've been continuously screwing me over.
27:53Late with the brand videos, giving me attitude,
27:56cock-blocking me.
27:57I need you to do this film.
27:59How else am I supposed to feed my family?
28:01Bro, I don't know, man. That's not my issue.
28:04Don't mess with a man and his meal just needs.
28:07I'm warning you.
28:09Don't fuck up a good thing here.
28:10Yo, what have I found for you?
28:13You should read this one in the next scene.
28:18Bro, I gotta find a wardrobe guy.
28:20Oh, where did he die?
28:21Oh, where did he die?
28:22Don't worry about it, man, because I quit.
28:25Oh, who quit?
28:26Where's my house?
28:27And you?
28:29You're fired.
28:31You know what?
28:32I don't need you, Dismit.
28:33I'll find a hundred of you in a second, man.
28:36In a second.
28:41Yo, I quit here.
28:45I'm going to Hollywood, baby.
28:47Dismit.
28:49Let's go, I'm going to my house.
28:51I'm going to my house and I'm going to my house.
28:54Who's going to dress us?
28:55Let's go, man.
28:56Let's go.
28:59Let's go.
29:09Let's go.
29:12Oh
29:50Oh
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