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00:00Ever heard the phrase big things come in small packages well tonight you are
00:04gonna see it in action because our games may be small but master them and the
00:09rewards aren't just big, they're humongous. Sorry Dermot, camera is shot, we'll have to go again.
00:15I'll get it.
00:18This is Small Fortune.
00:23Tonight on Small Fortune, three big games take on more tiny games.
00:29Now please welcome your hugely handsome host, Mr. Dermot O'Deary.
00:38Hello and welcome to Small Fortune, the world's teeniest weeniest game show.
00:42Do not be lulled into a false sense of security. While a game is maybe small, easy they are not.
00:47What's more, the pressure is huge and the prize money is mahoosif.
00:52150 grand is up for grabs for every team. Now this might be the world's tiniest game show,
00:56but there's always huge anticipation when we're about to meet a new team.
00:59And never more so when the team is Richard, Chloe and James otherwise known as the Maidleys.
01:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:14What's up?
01:16You all right?
01:16How are you?
01:18How are you?
01:19How are you?
01:20How are you?
01:21How are you, mate?
01:21Peace!
01:23How are you?
01:24How are you?
01:25How are you?
01:26How are you?
01:28How are you?
01:33How did it take to get more of the Maidleys title?
01:34I just thought we'd keep it simple and impressive.
01:37Yeah.
01:38So Maidley did it for me and if it does it for me, it does it for them.
01:41That's that.
01:41That's a good question.
01:42Is Maidley doing it for you or...?
01:43Technically now, we're two Haswells and a Maidley so you're outnumbered.
01:47Yes, everyone.
01:48Just married, Chloe and James.
01:50APPLAUSE
01:55So in terms of skill set tonight, incredibly fit, personal trainer,
01:59dancing on ice you did, did the jump, 75 caps, rugby player, brilliant.
02:05TV presenter.
02:08Oldest guy on the pitch, so been around the party games block a few times.
02:11Oh, all right.
02:12You were car keys in the ashtray kind of a guy.
02:13Absolutely not.
02:16Give us a look at those big rugby player mitts.
02:18Oh, you know what, they're not too bad.
02:19No, look at that hand.
02:20Oh, OK, that, yeah, that, I mean, oh, wow.
02:22Yeah, look at that one.
02:23I know.
02:24Assuming that we'd lose, then he can smash the set-up before we go, yeah.
02:28We're all playing for charity tonight, what charities are we playing for?
02:31Cornish Air Ambulance.
02:32Fantastic.
02:32A, because we spent a lot of time down there, and who knows,
02:35one day you might walk out the door and take a helicopter trip later,
02:37you didn't plan.
02:38For sure.
02:38What about you, Chloe?
02:39Teenage Cancer Trust.
02:40I've been working with them forever, and I think they're amazing.
02:43James?
02:44Sebastian's Action Trust.
02:45It's actually quite a small charity where terminally ill children and families
02:48can go away, have a break.
02:49There's so many activities and fun around there, but you're close to medical attention,
02:52so any money we can raise will be great.
02:54Well, that's fantastic.
02:55Best of luck tonight, guys.
02:59Right, ladies, here are the rules of small fortune.
03:02In every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
03:05All you have to do is win three games to get to the small fortune final,
03:08and you'll play for all the money you've banked across those three games.
03:11But lose a game, you lose a player, lose three players, and you are out.
03:15Okay?
03:16Yes.
03:16Yep.
03:17So, let's play some more fortune and reveal the first mini-maidly game.
03:30This is Tiddly Sphinx.
03:34Welcome to Egypt, and the not-so-great Sphinx of Giza.
03:40You'll face a high-stakes game of Tiddlywinks.
03:44Shoot a red disc between the paws of the Sphinx by pressing down on it with a larger counter.
03:51Fail, and you'll be ancient history and out of the competition.
03:58Come on, gang.
03:59I love that song.
04:05There is Tiddlywinks.
04:07Richard, on the mean streets of Romford as a boy, wet behind the ears.
04:11It's got to be you, isn't it?
04:12We were talking there.
04:13I'm the only person, the three of us, who ever actually played Tiddlywinks.
04:15Who knows what Tiddlywinks is.
04:16Yeah, who knows what it is, exactly.
04:18I bet you paid your way through college playing games like this.
04:21Not Tiddlywinks.
04:21I was thinking, when you said car keys in the bowl, he was into, like, Naked Twister.
04:27Tell me about those Tiddlywinks.
04:28I think, yeah, Dicky, it should be.
04:30OK, I'll give it a go, but I'm telling you guys, this is a hard game.
04:33All right, Richard, time to take on Tiddlywinks.
04:38So, in every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
04:43Yes.
04:43Obviously, that's a lot of money, so before you play for real,
04:46we give you a completely free practice.
04:49After that, for every time you practice, we take off £5,000 from the prize fund.
04:54Hmm.
04:55I'm going to have to get the angle of the big one,
04:56so I'm doing it at exactly the same angle every time.
04:59The point that I touch the little one, exactly the same,
05:01and the pressure.
05:02So I've got three things to calculate.
05:03Yeah?
05:04Has he always been like this?
05:05Yes.
05:06Right.
05:06Yes.
05:07He can take the fun out of any fun game.
05:09Stuart's likely plays Monopoly.
05:11I'm playing for £50,000 here.
05:13Come on, give me a break.
05:14All right, are you ready for your first practice?
05:16OK, here we go.
05:16This could go nowhere.
05:25Oh, that's all fun.
05:27Not bad at all.
05:28OK, that's too hard.
05:30Now, this is the way it works.
05:31Now we have the dilemma.
05:31You can either press the button and you play for £50,000.
05:34No, no, no, no.
05:36Or you can practice.
05:37I'm going to practice.
05:38I'm going to practice.
05:39OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
05:41OK.
05:42Well, that was a bit hard, wasn't it?
05:43This would be a second practice.
05:45So let's do it.
05:45Same angle, a little bit softer.
05:53Oh.
05:54Too soft.
05:58How's the technique going so far?
05:59I'm quite impressed.
06:00Good intensity as well.
06:04What are you saying?
06:05Press or practice?
06:06I will have one more practice and then I think that I'll be practiced out and I'll just have to.
06:10Really?
06:11Well, we'll see.
06:12We'll see how it goes.
06:13OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
06:16OK.
06:17This will be your third practice.
06:19He's not hanging around.
06:39Getting closer.
06:40Take another practice.
06:42The first one was too hard.
06:44The other two, he's just undercooking a little bit.
06:46Yeah.
06:46If we'd had a medium one, I'd go a little bit towards more of the edge of the...
06:50A bit further back.
06:51A little bit more so you get a bit more high.
06:52A bit more high, yeah.
06:52I think.
06:53If your dad doesn't get it right, he's gone.
06:54And it'll just be you and me.
06:55And I'm not sure I'm going to be left up here with Chloe for the entire show.
06:57So we know your dad...
06:58I'm joking.
06:59We know your dad's dust off this.
07:00Where to go, newlyweds!
07:02Yay!
07:04Um...
07:04I think I need one more, which will take me to £35,000, and then I'll go for it.
07:09One more practice.
07:10All right, £5,000 off the prize fund.
07:12That's a good call, James.
07:14This will be your fourth practice.
07:15Yeah, I agree.
07:16It's a bit...
07:16They've been a bit low, haven't they?
07:18OK, here we go.
07:36So it's possible?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Yeah?
07:39So now you've got a dilemma.
07:40You can press the button and play for £35,000, or you can practice again to make sure that wasn't
07:45a fluke.
07:46Enough is enough, Dad.
07:47It's time to do it.
07:49Well, it was a fluke, but I think I've got a bit more technique from James there, so I think
07:53we should go for it.
07:54Are you sure?
07:57Yes!
07:57Yes!
07:58Yes!
08:00Yes!
08:00Yes!
08:00Yes!
08:01Yes!
08:01Yes!
08:01Yes!
08:02Yes!
08:02Yes!
08:04Yes!
08:20OK.
08:21eliminated okay, you've used four practice attempts and
08:26Succeeded just once thanks, but this is the only time that counts
08:33Is he finished?
08:39Okay, take your time
09:09The maidly, the maidly, bow to the maidly everyone
09:16How can scoring a tiddlywink point feel like you've just won the lottery?
09:22It's us. Richard, well done. Do you want to see a replay?
09:26Yeah. I want to see a replay
09:29Boom! Oh, beautiful!
09:31There he is!
09:36Champion!
09:40Couldn't have loved him anymore! I am so impressed!
09:42I am so impressed!
09:44All right, very good start guys. 1-1 game, bank £35,000
09:47Still have three players remaining. Ready for the next game?
09:50Yeah!
09:50No? Not after that, I am going home
09:53Yes!
09:53All right, let's bring it on!
10:04This is...
10:06Genki Dockyard!
10:10The good ship, Smallit McSmallface, is unloading her miniature cargo.
10:17Five shipping containers stand on the dock using chopsticks
10:22Transfer five more containers from the ship to the stack within ten seconds
10:28Fail and it will be man overboard and you'll be out of the competition
10:34Come on me hearties
10:39James is a chopstick like I don't even know what the word with fish you know that yet
10:45he lived in Japan and
10:47With the time element that's high pressure and obviously you're really good under high pressure
10:52My only concern is I'm not particularly
10:54Delicate the balancing thing James was your chopsticks or method when you did live in Japan more sort of like
10:59stab the fish
11:03Kind of like
11:07And you ate with chopsticks a lot did you every day every day sure I was gonna say you but
11:12I think you're right
11:12I think it should be I'll have a go all right James time to take on Dinky Dockyard
11:22James as always you have a free practice before we start the game so when you're ready start the countdown,
11:27please
11:30Three two one go
11:39Nice and steady very good
11:49Star considering the first one you dropped so
11:52You only have one left
11:54Definitely doable. Oh, yeah, you know why you dropped it because you you didn't get it quite in the middle
11:59Let's go pinch it at the top, right?
12:03Definitely another practice of another practice, please. Okay five thousand pounds off the prize fund
12:0945,000 pounds now the price fund this will be a second practice you ready. Yeah, okay begin the countdown,
12:15please
12:30Oh
12:39You're right to move fast from there to there when you've dropped it, but then just give yourself a millisecond
12:43and then do it
12:44Yeah, can I give you some advice shut up read James? Yeah
12:48There is no talking to him when he's
12:51Focused in his own doing something, but I'm always open to feedback post performance
12:54Yeah, on both occasions you've been very very close and there's only practices you're learning
12:59But I want more practice. I think you should definitely
13:02All right, five thousand pounds off the prize fund, please
13:06And this will be your third practice
13:08Start the countdown please
13:17Yeah, you're good good still got time very good times very good easy easy easy
13:34You can make a mistake and do it I proud ledge
13:37Love that I just take everything so seriously if I so intense life well done well done so we've got
13:43a dilemma now
13:44That's obviously the first time you cracked it, but you are getting better and better
13:47So do you want to practice again, or do you feel you're ready?
13:50And you're gonna push the button
13:52I think you should do exactly what makes you feel comfortable
14:10James this is your big moment
14:14Stack five shipping containers in ten seconds to bank forty thousand pounds
14:23Fail and you will be eliminated
14:27Leaving Chloe and Richard to win two more games without you
14:33You're taking a risk James
14:34You've used just three practices and succeeded only once
14:41But this is the only time that counts
14:46All right ignore him he's a tosser don't
14:48All right here we go begin the countdown three two one go
15:02Go time we've got time we've got loads of time easy
15:11Oh my god
15:12Oh my god
15:12Well done man
15:12Brilliant
15:14Oh my god
15:16Oh my god
15:18Well done
15:19Oh
15:23Oh
15:25James Askell I can't possibly see any of the drive that led you to be a professional sportsman
15:34Well done
15:35That was horrific
15:37Yeah what's the pressure like I mean obviously you're used to it
15:39Do you know what the interesting thing is as a professional rubber player you're involved with the whole team
15:43Yeah
15:43So so within that framework you can make mistakes you've got to focus but actually
15:47That's why I respect individual sportsmen so much because it's just you doing what you do
15:52There's no one to support you there's no one there so these games
15:54Thanks James
15:54Yeah yeah
15:55Yeah yeah
15:55Did it have been the tiddly-wink champion in 1965
15:5766
15:58Get up for James everyone
16:00Yeah
16:00Well done
16:00Oh
16:02Team Maidly
16:03We are in great shape
16:06Two games won
16:07See
16:07Just banked £40,000
16:09Total of £75,000
16:11Most importantly you still have three players remaining which means you only need to win one more game
16:15To get through to the final
16:18Play for all that lovely money for charity
16:20Time for a short break now
16:22Uh you go make yourselves a nice cup of tea
16:23We're going to call judy for some advice about the next game we will see you
16:27Coming to
16:28Everybody calm down
16:30Definitely do this play
16:41Hey welcome back to small fortune we're only talking richard madeley chloe madeley chloe haskell and james haskell
16:50I used both names just in case just to give you the option
16:53Keep everybody toys
16:54Exactly
16:55They are doing fantastically well two games played two games won who knew they'd be so good at tiny games
17:00I thought james would be very smashy smashy but you've been very delicate with touch
17:04I love that i see what you saw in him and richard you little legend
17:08Chloe hasn't played yet feeling restless
17:10I feel now really really nervous i was nervous before we even started and now i'm like oh
17:15She was saying in the break you know that if she if we pick her for the next one and
17:18she fails
17:19We'll never let her forget it she's worried about that
17:20We i promise we'll never let you forget it
17:24Ready for the next game yeah all right let's play it
17:37This is marble arch
17:43Welcome to london's most minuscule monument
17:49Blow the marble through the central arch with a single breath
17:59Feel that you won't just be out of breath
18:04You'll be out of the competition
18:10Haskell this is you all over surely your lung power must be enormous you could essentially blow that model over
18:17We have a lot of candles in the house just creating that kind of atmosphere and every time i go
18:21to blow it out i'm always
18:23Uses are doing it i'm there like
18:25Do you know what i think it is james i think it's because they're old flames and they don't like
18:29you blowing them out
18:29oh that is stinky
18:32That was such a dad joke
18:34Do you want to take this
18:37That ring is staying on your finger
18:40Okay dickie what do you think i think that you just call your dad dickie
18:44i think is that a thing yeah okay
18:46Yeah i think this is for you this game is built for you i think i could potentially do it
18:51gonna play chloe yeah all right
18:53Chloe it's time to take on marble arch
19:01So chloe here we go one free practice every practice after that costs 5 000 pounds anytime you want after
19:07that first free practice hit that button
19:08So whenever you're ready okay you can definitely do this play
19:25oh
19:31They're all ricochet but you had that at least we know it's doable exactly should we do one practice
19:37Let's not do it again
19:48okay well you can push the bum or practice for 5 000 pounds definitely what do you think
19:55i'll have one more practice just to please just to see going with the men in my life guys let's
20:00do it we'll do one more practice
20:025 000 pounds of surprise from please
20:05this will be your second practice chloe good luck
20:18oh
20:19oh
20:19did the right thing
20:21did the right thing was there anything you did differently or not
20:25you pursed your lips a bit less there you a bit less focus on it you're more like that
20:31okay can i do one more practice definitely and then i don't want to do another one all right
20:34fine i was gonna make you okay fine we'll do one more all right five thousand pounds off the price
20:40fund please
20:4340 grand now this will be your third practice you can do this okay
21:03damn it it was further away wasn't it yeah we're saying dicky she needs to get her lips much closer
21:10to the ball
21:10all i'd say is this chloe you're in good shape you've still got 40 000 pounds every practice
21:15she takes 5 000 pounds but we're still talking an awful lot of money so don't rush it just
21:19make sure you're happy with it before you press the button i kind of want to push the button
21:23oh okay or just ignore everything i just said
21:25i'm a bit really close
21:33what do you think whatever you want oh thank you
21:35my only advice is just get a bit closer because the further back you are the less likely to go
21:40where
21:40you want it to go so if you want to have one more practice to nail that technique then do
21:45it
21:45or if you want to press the button back yourself okay i'll do one more practice five thousand
21:48about the surprise fund please down to 35 000 this will be a fourth practice
21:55okay nice and close
22:06oh my god
22:09how did i do it the first time for some reason at the moment you keep going right so maybe
22:14i need to
22:14maybe put the ball to one side i'm not necessarily in the middle yeah we'll have
22:19another practice like that okay last practice all right five thousand pounds off the prize fund
22:27please down to 30 000 this will be a fifth practice good luck okay
22:48so the dilemma now is if you press the play or do you want to properly nail it to know
22:53you've got
22:53you know it's leonardo's just to kate in titanic that's enough practice and she does it she does
22:58it when is that at the end when she chops the chain oh yeah yeah yeah he goes that's enough
23:03practice
23:05classic britannic line maybe
23:12the way this is your big moment
23:19blow the marble through the arch to bank 30 000 pounds and go through to the final fail
23:28and you will be eliminated
23:33you've used five practice attempts and succeeded twice but can you succeed now
23:43with a place in the final on the line
23:49all right totally do this close your game you can do it yeah good luck chloe get into position then
23:54in
23:55your own time
24:09Oh!
24:10Oh!
24:13Oh!
24:13Oh!
24:14Oh, the shame!
24:15The shame!
24:20There's a side.
24:21Just there.
24:21You haven't brought any shame to the family, but if you would like to move out and never
24:24speak, yes.
24:26That's fine.
24:27Chloe, we're all very proud of you.
24:28However, you are eliminated.
24:30You have to sit out the rest of the game from over there on the sofa of shame.
24:33Off you go.
24:35APPLAUSE
24:37So, we're not in a disastrous situation.
24:46Three games played, two games won, one more to win, and they are in the final.
24:50How are we feeling, chaps?
24:51Well, it's important to kind of win the next one, because otherwise the pressure's
24:55going to be on the other guy at the very last one.
24:57Exactly.
24:57So, we've got to really try and get the next one nailed, whatever it is.
24:59Ready to play it?
25:01Yeah.
25:01Let's play our next game.
25:02APPLAUSE
25:12This is Stone's Throw!
25:19Welcome to Smallhenge, a monument for dinky druids and tiny hippies.
25:27You have two throws of the ball to knock down every stone.
25:32If any stones remain standing, you won't be.
25:39Richard, you're a West Country boy now, any druids in the family?
25:42Uh, several.
25:44LAUGHTER
25:45Easy to get wrong, this.
25:46I know it looks really simple.
25:48But the thing is, we've all chucked things at the bin at point-blank range and missed.
25:52You know?
25:53What do you reckon, lads?
25:55I'll have a go, if you want.
25:55Can I have a go?
25:56Yeah.
25:57Games you going to play?
25:58Yeah.
25:58All right, James, time to take on Stone's Throw.
26:01APPLAUSE
26:05So, after all the other games, one free practice, every practice after that costs you £5,000.
26:13Or, I mean, in your own time.
26:24One.
26:25Wow.
26:28Yes!
26:30APPLAUSE
26:31Very good.
26:33Very good.
26:33Do you want to practice again?
26:36He smashed it.
26:37Good.
26:38Wow.
26:39You can obviously do it, so here's the situation.
26:42You can press the button now and pay you £50,000.
26:45That's an awful lot of money.
26:47You fail throughout the game.
26:53Here it is.
26:54For an impressive £50,000, you are about to face your big moment.
27:02After the break.
27:05APPLAUSE
27:05I'm so generous, Kevin.
27:16Until then.
27:17Madeleineers, before the break, you banked £75,000 for the final.
27:24But you suffered a blow, and have only two players remaining.
27:31Now, James, you have stepped up to play Stone's Throw.
27:36Knock down the stones to bank £50,000, and take your team through to the final.
27:44Fail, and you will be eliminated, leaving Richard to win one more game alone.
27:51He won't fail.
27:52May have succeeded in your one and only practice, but this is the only time that counts.
28:02Take your place, please, mate.
28:03Nail it, mate. Nail it.
28:08Good luck. This is to get you guys in the final, and thank £50,000 while we're at it to
28:12play for charity.
28:14In your own time, James.
28:27Very good.
28:34Oh!
28:43You know, maybe he's going to have to play the last game now.
28:46Oh!
28:47That's all I'm thinking about.
28:49That's all I'm bloody thinking about.
28:52It's harder than it looks, isn't it?
28:54No, it's not. I just messed it up.
28:56I'm very sorry, you are eliminated, and you must now go and sit on the celebrity sofa of shame.
29:09And it all comes down to this.
29:12Oh, good!
29:14Most important thing is you win the next game, so you get through to the final, and then you play
29:18for the money you banked.
29:19Lose, though, and we're not even going to talk about losing.
29:21It's not going to happen, right, Dickie?
29:23No!
29:24Right, Chloe?
29:25Yeah.
29:26We believe in Dickie, don't we?
29:27Oh, 100%, he'll smash it.
29:28James, no, don't shake your head, James.
29:30Believe in your new fan partners.
29:31No, I was saying that I agree with him.
29:33I wouldn't dare shake my head.
29:35Are we ready for the next game, then?
29:37Kind of, but, yeah, let's give it a go.
29:38Bring it on!
29:40APPLAUSE
29:49This is Las Vegas!
29:53Welcome to the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip, stretching a massive 25 centimetres.
30:02Throw the die beneath the famous Vegas sign, so that all, or part of it, lands in the win zone.
30:12Hit the jackpot, and you will reach the final.
30:16Fail, and your team will be bust and out of the competition.
30:28Stop it.
30:31You're mean.
30:33It looks great, doesn't it?
30:34Tiny spears.
30:37There's Elvis.
30:38Yeah.
30:38Elvis has indeed left the building.
30:40Come on, back in the day, I bet you and Judy used to tear up Vegas!
30:43We've been a few times with Chloe.
30:45Hmm.
30:46I think this is a lot harder than it looks.
30:48Uh-huh.
30:49I think go low...
30:50Yep.
30:50..and level, if that makes sense, because then you'll have more control over the trajectory of the guys.
30:56Well, that's true, because if I'm high and I go there, I'll go over.
30:58Let's have a practice.
30:59OK, Richard, please get into position.
31:01It's time to take on Les Vegas.
31:04APPLAUSE
31:08Richard, you've banked £75,000 up to now.
31:11So you're playing for £50,000 in this game to add to that £75,000.
31:15You've just got to get through to the final now.
31:18Just is a very big word.
31:20Vegas is, of course, the city of chance with just a little bit of skill.
31:24I think of all the games tonight, this involves more chance than skill.
31:27You mean chance by...
31:28DICKY!
31:31DICKY!
31:32DICKY!
31:33DICKY!
31:35DICKY!
31:35DICKY!
31:36DICKY!
31:36DICKY!
31:37DICKY!
31:38DICKY!
31:39DICKY!
31:39DICKY!
31:39DICKY!
31:40Happy?
31:41Let's take your first free practice.
31:43Best of luck.
31:44Thanks a lot.
31:49Hang on.
31:49Just a minute, just a minute.
31:51That's better.
31:52I think this one is so much about the technique.
32:07Oh!
32:11I really wish that hadn't happened.
32:13Snake eyes. I really wish that hadn't happened. Snake eyes, mainly. I'm just trying to remember how much energy I
32:18get with you on it.
32:19No, no, no, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, people. Another practice? Another practice?
32:24Five thousand bucks off the prize fund, please. You okay with that, guys? Another practice? Yeah, yeah, yeah, go.
32:2945,000 pounds in your own time.
32:43Hello, look at the prize.
32:45Hi!
32:47Hi!
32:50Hi!
32:51Hi!
32:53Hi!
32:54Push him up!
32:59Hi!
33:00Hi!
33:03Hi!
33:03Hi!
33:04He's done it.
33:07Richard, now it's your turn to be a tosser.
33:14Toss the die into the win zone to bank 45,000 pounds and go through to the final.
33:22Fail, and your whole team will be eliminated.
33:27And you will leave with nothing.
33:31You've succeeded in both of your practices, but you are the last player standing.
33:38And it all comes down to this final roll of the die.
33:48Here we go. Best of luck.
33:49I'll see you next time.
34:20Oh! Thank you, Vegas!
34:23Vegas rules!
34:25Judy, we're going to Vegas.
34:28Congratulations. Holy moly.
34:30The Madeleys have won three games.
34:32They are in the final and could win £120,000 for charity.
34:39Got to be made up with that, Richard.
34:41Yeah, yeah, so it's just me on the next one.
34:42To be honest, you're not much use, so you're...
34:45So, the Madeleys stand to win a small fortune of £120,000.
34:49That is a star performance from our start.
34:52It's a final and it's happening after the break. See you then.
34:55APPLAUSE
34:59Coming up on Small Fortune...
35:03Ooh-hoo, wow. Oh, this is hard.
35:06It'll be still my beating heart.
35:18Oh, you've joined us at impressive times, everyone.
35:21Welcome back to Small Fortune. The Madeleys, or more precisely,
35:23Richard Madeley is in the final.
35:25He's going to be playing for £120,000, everyone!
35:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:33You are a veteran. A wounded veteran.
35:35You're used to pressure.
35:36Um, it's like taking penalties.
35:38You can practise and practise and practise in the park
35:40till you're knocking them, you're curving them
35:41in the top right-hand corner, you can fool the keeper,
35:44and then the moment comes when you have to do it for real
35:46in front of the crowd, and you give it straight to the keeper.
35:48He's talking himself down.
35:50Well, it's true. I've been very lucky so far.
35:52I just hope it extends one more game.
35:54Let's hope so. Yeah.
35:55Ready to play the final?
35:56Yeah, let's go for it.
35:56All right, let's reveal your final.
35:58APPLAUSE
36:08Listen Fortune!
36:10The Small Fortune studio has been miniaturised,
36:15along with the money you have banked.
36:17Your cash is locked in a tiny briefcase
36:21in the world's smallest security vault.
36:24To retrieve your winnings, lift the case off the pole.
36:29However, the pole is electrified,
36:32and the tiniest of touches will activate the alarm.
36:37If that happens, you and your team will leave with nothing.
36:43This is your smallest challenge yet.
36:46Ten centimetres is all that stands between you and a small fortune.
36:56APPLAUSE
36:59This is very tight, isn't it?
37:01Let's have a look.
37:04Obviously, thinner at the bottom, then you can take a rest here.
37:07And then it's...
37:08And it's thicker at the top.
37:09I mean, we've all kind of played these games in the arcades, haven't we?
37:11Yeah.
37:12It's always the thing, isn't it?
37:13Do you do it quickly in one smooth movement?
37:16Or do you take it nice and slow?
37:17In which case, you start building in tremble.
37:20Yeah, it's hard.
37:21Do you want to come over and have a look?
37:22I want to see what the little Dermot looks like.
37:26Oh, my God, it looks exactly like you!
37:29Look at this absolute dapper guy, this cad.
37:31We have a very well-dressed audience.
37:33I think, hmm, I would say slow and steady.
37:36Not too slow, not too quick.
37:38My instincts are telling me that it's a two-handed job.
37:41Try it.
37:41Yeah.
37:42All right, well, let's get on with it.
37:43OK?
37:44Good luck.
37:45All right, Richard, please get into position.
37:47It's time to take on smallest fortune.
37:50APPLAUSE
37:54As with all the games, you get one free practice,
37:57and after that, each practice you take costs you 10% of your prize funds,
38:00and that's £12,000 per practice.
38:02But first things first, free practice.
38:04Any time you're ready?
38:05Well, I think this is a reading glasses job.
38:07I agree.
38:20Oh, I've got slippy fingers.
38:21Fingers made, Lee, they call him.
38:27Ooh, wow.
38:28Oh, this is hard.
39:02Shock, isn't it?
39:03It's a heart attack.
39:05All right, Richard, you can press the button now
39:06and play for £120,000,
39:08or you can, of course, choose to practice again.
39:11Each practice is going to cost you 10% of your prize funds,
39:14and that's £12,000 per practice.
39:16I don't think practice is going to make this any easier.
39:19It's just one technique here, which is not touching the sides.
39:21Maybe if I get a bit of traction underneath it.
39:23Richard, all I'd say is obviously practice,
39:25but remember, the more you concentrate, the more shaky you're going to get.
39:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:29So you need to get that balanced.
39:32All right, I'll have one practice.
39:33Yeah.
39:35£12,000 balance off the prize fund, please.
39:40£108,000.
39:41This will be your second practice.
39:42Good luck.
39:48No, it's more wobbly that way.
39:50That's true.
40:14OK.
40:14All right, I'm going to go for it.
40:17APPLAUSE
40:18What I was doing...
40:19Yeah, what I was doing now is I was looking vertically down,
40:22which meant I didn't realise I'd gone up too high.
40:25So I'm going to...
40:25Richard, try one more with your new technique.
40:28Without going over the top?
40:29Yeah.
40:30All right, I'm going to practise.
40:32OK.
40:32All right, 10% off the prize fund, please.
40:33I'm just thinking of these charities watching.
40:35Ah, very hard.
40:36I know, but they'd rather something than nothing.
40:38£96,000, your third practice in your own time.
40:52Well, this is still my beating heart.
41:05When you get to about there, I think I just need some luck now.
41:08I really think I need some luck.
41:09Do you want to try a different technique?
41:11Anything else like that?
41:11Still got a load of cash?
41:12No, I'm comfortable with that technique.
41:14Let me have one look.
41:16Come on, love.
41:17Love?
41:18Now, I'm comfortable with the holding technique.
41:20It's just that it's wider up the top and it's just more difficult.
41:23No, I think...
41:24I think I've...
41:25It's as good as I'm going to get, I think.
41:30Don't you dare, Chloe.
41:36LAUGHTER
41:41No pressure.
41:42Try it one-handed like that.
41:43Come on, try it one-handed.
41:44I think the key is that you're comfortable doing it.
41:46I would go have a practice with one hand and just try something different.
41:49Last practice.
41:50Quite fun.
41:50Yeah.
41:52Another practice.
41:53One more practice.
41:54OK, 10% off the prize fund, please.
41:57That's 84.
41:58Still an awful lot.
41:59I don't know.
41:59It'll be a fourth practice.
42:00Good luck.
42:04Sigh.
42:28Oh, you've got so close.
42:30I rushed it.
42:31I rushed it.
42:32I had it.
42:32I rushed it.
42:32I rushed it.
42:32I rushed it.
42:32You had that.
42:34You were right, though.
42:35One hand.
42:37You are.
42:39You're good.
42:40I got so close.
42:43Leave it up.
42:44I left it.
42:46winter.
42:48I watched it.
42:52Idoo precipitation.
42:56Hey.
42:57Hey.
42:57Yeah, man for the point.
43:04Ten centimeters lie between you and a small fortune.
43:10Retrieve your briefcase from the vault, and you'll win a small fortune of 84,000 pounds for charity.
43:21It all comes down to this.
43:24You've taken four practices and never succeeded, Dickie.
43:31But this is the only time that counts.
43:36Absolute silence from the audience, please.
43:39Best of luck, Richard, in your own time.
44:26Sorry, everybody. Sorry, Charity.
44:35Come on, bring it in.
44:37Hey, hey, hey. Never mind.
44:38We did great.
44:38We did our best.
44:39Okay.
44:40I just want to show you the real adrenaline kicks in, like you said.
44:43Look at that.
44:47Guys, we didn't win a small fortune.
44:49But for taking part charities, thank you so much.
45:01So the Maylees could be quite master the small games.
45:04Best of luck telling that's your duty when you get home.
45:07They have, however, been great support, so please give them a small fortune hand for the Maylees.
45:11Thank you very much.
45:12Thank you very much.
45:13Thank you very much.
45:15Join us next week for more Little Laughs.
45:17See you then.
45:18Good night.
45:23Still to come in this series of small fortune, more teams take on tiny games for big money.
45:32Oh, my goodness.
45:34Do you think you could do better at small fortune?
45:38Now, you can play the tiny games wherever you are.
45:43Download small fortune from the app store for free.
46:03See you then.
46:08See you then.
46:14Bye.
46:16Bye.
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