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00:06You
00:27Hey
00:30Listen, man, why don't you leave me the fuck alone?
00:32No, I won't, okay? I refuse to see you go out like this.
00:35I will get a restraining order if I have to.
00:37Not if you hear the news, I gotta tell you.
00:38You know what? I'm not doing this. Not at work.
00:40Wait, wait, wait. Okay, listen.
00:41I got a text message from Hot Dog Daddy 2.
00:43He said he's willing to give us a clue for the zeros
00:45in exchange for a pair of Oregon 4s.
00:47Where the fuck are you gonna get some Oregon 4s from?
00:50I thought you'd never ask.
00:51Nori's got a guy.
00:52There's no way Nori's down with this bullshit.
00:56He's right. I've got a guy.
00:58What's up, Debbie Dev?
01:00Long time no see, man.
01:20Wow, Devin, you're really back.
01:25Yeah, man.
01:27All right. Um, is there anything new?
01:33We got a Keurig in the kitchen.
01:35There's always been a Keurig in the kitchen.
01:40Nothing, then, I guess.
01:48Okay, Jack.
01:49I'm gonna go down.
01:51Okay.
01:52Have you got laid yet?
01:56Office party, like, about a year ago.
01:58Let's do this.
02:07Church.
02:10Church.
02:10Shovel dipping in the race.
02:11That's my word.
02:12Woo!
02:13Woo!
02:14Yeah, that's my word.
02:15That's my word.
02:16All these basic chickens on my nerves.
02:18On my turf.
02:18I might grab the biscuit and go smurf
02:21All these bluenos call me Papa Smurf
02:25Bless me for the turf
02:26All praises to the 15th and the 1st
02:30Sour thieves ain't no curse
02:32Super high now beat me up to Captain Kirk
02:36Shish, she the worst
02:39Shish, she the worst
02:42Shish, she the worst
02:43Um, hello, the lovely bones, anyone?
02:47Yo, three kings?
02:48You really gonna make me say three kings?
02:50I'm sorry, are we acting like Transformers is not a thing?
02:52Oh, Departed, legendary movie
02:54Mark Wahlberg has never acted a day in his life
02:56Oh, come on, that's disrespectful
02:58Are you kidding me?
02:59Mark Wahlberg just plays Mark Wahlberg
03:00There's Boston Mark Wahlberg
03:02There's Cop Mark Wahlberg
03:04There's Unnecessarily Cranky Mark Wahlberg
03:06They're all just Mark Wahlberg
03:08The guy has an Oscar nomination
03:10The key word is nomination
03:12And why is he always out of breath?
03:15You just salty, because he took your wife out
03:17That's what we're doing
03:18Wait, Devin, Marky Mark was banging your wife?
03:20She was an extra
03:22On Rockstar
03:23They had a brief conversation at Kraft
03:25That's it
03:26He probably doesn't even remember her
03:28Y'all ran into him at Starbucks
03:29And he remembered how she takes her coffee
03:31Like, he can't just guess cream and sugar
03:33And be right 80% of the time
03:35Matter of fact, can someone explain to me
03:37Why are we talking about him in the first place?
03:39Just follow my leader, right?
03:41And don't be a dick
03:43He doesn't respond well to negativity
03:45What?
03:46Why are you telling me to not be a dick?
03:48You be a dick sometimes
03:49Yo, yo, yo
03:50It's been a minute
03:52Hey, what's going on?
03:53I am not a dick
03:54You would be on the cover of Dickly Magazine
03:56Tell Stevie I need a pair of those Wu-Tang dunks ASAP
03:59Okay
03:59Yeah, he can definitely get them
04:01But the rush is going to cost
04:02The only pair I know about is all the way in Shanghai
04:04Just let me know, alright?
04:06And, uh, is that Wahlberg's house?
04:07Tell him I said what's up
04:08Okay, talk to you soon
04:10Mark!
04:11Stevie!
04:12Good to see you!
04:13Come on in, girl!
04:13You just called her Stevie?
04:14It's Mark Wahlberger, dude?
04:16You know, I'm, uh, still doing that 4am thing
04:18Yo
04:20How are you?
04:21Alright
04:21Great, how are you?
04:22Hey, listen, I, um
04:24Kind of wasn't expecting strangers today
04:26But it's all good
04:27Any friend of Stevie's, friend of mine?
04:28You Stevie Kicks, ain't you?
04:30I knew it
04:30No, you didn't
04:31Okay, maybe I didn't
04:33But I should have seen the clues
04:35Oh, M, God
04:36This is exactly how I dreamt it would be
04:38You know, I play an actor on the big screen
04:40But my true passion is collecting
04:43Is that?
04:44Oh, yeah
04:44Yeah, that's an original popcorn machine
04:46Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey
04:48Circa 1928
04:50Wait a minute, you look familiar
04:52You from Boston?
04:54Nah
04:54Nah, hold on
04:55Now, we have definitely met somewhere before
04:58Nah
04:58I'll figure it out
04:59I always do
05:01Oh, man
05:02Uh, I'm running behind
05:03My weekly game is in about 10 minutes
05:05Hey, you guys are welcome to hang
05:06You wanna hang?
05:06For sure, hell yeah
05:07Yeah, totally
05:08I'm pretty sure I live here now
05:09So that
05:10Awesome, listen
05:11I'm gonna run upstairs and change
05:12Feel free to fuel up
05:13I got an omelette bar in the back corner
05:15So hit that up
05:16Eat up, guys
05:17Come on
05:18Hey, thank you so much, Mr. Mark Wahlberg
05:21Mark Wahlberg just offered us omelettes for free
05:23So?
05:24They're just eggs
05:25He could've offered us a sweet to go with our savory
05:28Like a crepe or a waffle
05:29Oh, and I almost forgot
05:31There's a waffle bar, too
05:32Yeah, I can't just offer you a savory option
05:34I mean, come on
05:35Mmm
05:36It's cause you're ungrateful
05:38You're ungrateful
05:40And I can't believe you ain't telling me you was Stevie Kicks
05:42You think it's easy being a female in this game?
05:44No, but you ain't gotta lie about it
05:45What's up, papi?
05:47Is that cilantro I taste?
05:48A hundred percent
05:49This is really incredible, though
05:51I wonder how much he got in his checking account right now
05:54Think he ever, like, forget to transfer from his savings
05:56Get hit with an overdraft or something like that?
05:58Well, he, uh, clearly hasn't managed the light square footage properly
06:04Does he even have a pool?
06:06Hey, you guys can jump in the pool if you want
06:07It's heated to 98.6
06:09Body tap, super comfy
06:11Oh, and there's a swimsuit room underneath the sundae bar
06:14Hit that up, too, if you want
06:16Ridiculous
06:16You're not supposed to eat ice cream before you get in the pool
06:20Everybody knows that
06:22You're pathetic
06:24Oh, okay
06:25Very mature, Bobby
06:27You got salt water all over my omelet
06:29But guess what?
06:30Joke's on you
06:31Because salt makes eggs taste better
06:33Can we just get the shoes and go, please?
06:35Afraid it's not going to be that easy
06:36They're currently his favorite pair
06:38How the fuck are we going to get them in?
06:39Just follow my lead
06:51You know those are Oregon 4s, right?
06:54No disrespect, but you're not about to hoop in those, are you?
06:57Hoop?
06:58Hell no
06:58No, I play tennis now
06:59Wait, what?
07:01Yeah, a couple months ago I played knees
07:02And I had a match of my life
07:03I haven't lost on them since
07:06Oh, my boy Marshawn just hit me up
07:08He can't make it
07:09Now I'm down one
07:10Hey, you up for it, Def?
07:11You know when my day is loaded, so
07:13How is that even possible?
07:14You just quit your job, remember?
07:15Go ahead and play
07:16Play
07:16Bobby said you could play
07:17So play
07:18Are you sure you want to run?
07:20I mean, you got a hell of a physique, man
07:21Is that all natural?
07:22Because if it is, I can hook you up with some of my personal proteins
07:25Fuck this
07:26I'm out
07:30Hey, Devin
07:32Devin
07:33Yo, you can't leave
07:33Hey, you can't leave
07:34Why, why, why
07:36He will not give up those shoes as long as he's winning
07:38Exactly
07:38All right, so you kick his ass
07:40You won't want them no more
07:41You can get them back
07:41You know what, that's a great idea, Bobby
07:43You know what, you should really start marketing yourself as
07:45Hi, my name is Bobby
07:46I will fuck up your life in less than a week
07:48He smashed your wife
07:49He did not smash my wife
07:50How many people get at craft services?
07:52Huffing around the Nutri-Gram bars
07:54And the peanut butter filled pressures
07:56You just gotta think about everything we've been through
07:57Okay
07:59We get the organ for us
08:00We, we
08:00We fucking this
08:01This much closer to getting the zeros
08:03All you gotta do is play them in one game
08:05That's it
08:07Come on, man
08:08Think about how far we've come
08:09We here
08:10We right here
08:16Is that a yes?
08:17Yes
08:17Yes
08:17Yes
08:23Mr. Stewie, I presume
08:24Yes
08:25Welcome to Mr. Wahlberg's wing of relaxation and leisure
08:29Would you care for a personalized robe?
08:32Do I actually need to answer that?
08:35You are, sir
08:37Oh, my God
08:40There's so many stairs here
08:42Mr. Wahlberg's motto is
08:43You never reach your goals without a climb
08:45So that's why he's always out of breath
08:49Makes so much sense
08:50Oh, my God
08:51This is comfy
08:55I'm gonna need those shoes, man
08:57Yeah, I got you
08:58You've got enough
08:59Shit, we'll see
09:01Hey, man, you're back
09:03Listen, I want you to meet my family
09:04This is my, my Boston brother, Paul
09:06What up?
09:07My boy, Rap
09:08Over here, Sal
09:10It'll be a good day
09:10Yeah, yeah, whatever, man
09:12So what, y'all playing teams? Doubles?
09:14What's up?
09:14Well, what's with the attitude?
09:16Huh?
09:16Tennis is supposed to be a gentleman's sport
09:19Yo, you sure about this guy?
09:21Totally
09:21It's all good
09:22Hey, you wanna run with me on my squad?
09:23I'm with another squad
09:24Okay
09:25I guess I'll just call lines then
09:27Hey, what's with the deflated balls over there?
09:29You had Tom Brady at your last barbecue or what?
09:31What's the matter with you?
09:31You come to Wahlberg's house and you're disrespecting the goat?
09:34Oh, no, I ain't mean no disrespect
09:35I'm just saying, like
09:36It's fine
09:39He's got a house up the street
09:40Michael Jordan got a panther?
09:43Not the real Michael Jordan
09:44The one with the B in his name
09:48Studio when the movie came out
09:49And the damn thing gets out all the time
09:54Ice cream, do it
09:55You don't like ice cream
09:56No
10:00No, man, he eats flesh
10:02Are you guys ready to do this?
10:04Yeah
10:05Inspired to be better, boys
10:06Let's do all you and me
10:10Do you know if I'm doing this right?
10:15Oh, there we go
10:17That's got to be right
10:23That's me
10:24That's you, that's you
10:24You got it
10:25Yep, yep, yep
10:30My bad, my bad
10:31Yeah, sure as shit wasn't my fucking bad
10:33Let's go
10:34Good effort, Deb
10:35Don't even worry about that
10:36Why are you lying to him?
10:37Good effort
10:38You missed the whole fucking ball, man
10:40Focus
10:42I got it
10:44You fuck
10:45What the fuck was that?
10:46What do you mean what the fuck?
10:47Listen, I went to fucking
10:48Boletari's tennis camp, alright?
10:49Don't tell me what the fuck was that
10:51Yo, chill, Mike
10:52Deb is definitely good people
10:54I don't care if he's good people
10:55I need good players
10:58You fuck
11:02Eat this shit, Rap
11:04Fucking Serena, bitch
11:06Yeah, yeah, I got this
11:09Fuck
11:11Hey, digging your intensity, bro
11:13We should hit my bar and get a drink after this
11:15No, no
11:16I only drink on the weekends
11:17You know, I can tell
11:18Your skin is glistening in a way
11:22That is definitely not a drinking man's glow
11:24But I do have an 80-year-old Scotch
11:27You'd be a fool to say no to
11:28No
11:29You know what's crazy?
11:32I've actually never had a massage before
11:35It's my first time
11:37What's going on?
11:38You want to explain why you're getting your ass kicked right now?
11:40He's always in the right spot
11:41He's so fucking nice
11:42It's hard for me to get out
11:43Egyptian blend cotton
11:44Straight from my knitting room
11:46Softest towel known to man
11:49You see?
11:50What's up, baby?
11:50How you doing?
11:50How the fuck am I supposed to respond to that?
11:52Wait a minute
11:54Oh, no, I got it
11:55Did you use today to girl named Christine?
11:58Uh-uh
12:00I still do
12:02We don't date anymore
12:03And that's my wife
12:04I knew it
12:05Man, I ran into her a couple of years ago at Starbucks
12:08Oh, you actually remember that, huh?
12:10Cream 2 Sugars
12:11Now, Christine was my favorite extra
12:13She used to help me run lines in my trailer
12:15I mean, extras holding is so bad
12:17I'm like, you know, you can chill with me
12:19Even though we're kind of not supposed to do that
12:21But, um, anyway, you ready to finish this?
12:22Oh!
12:25I bet your fucking ass I'm ready
12:26Let's go, Debbie!
12:29Would you care for another shake, sir?
12:32Hmm, thanks
12:33But no thanks, Cambridge
12:34And thank you, ladies
12:37Um, do you have any idea how I could get back to the backyard?
12:40Certainly, sir
12:41Take the first set of stairs down to the second set of stairs
12:44Which upon you'll walk up
12:46Then you'll take that corridor down to the third set of stairs
12:49And ascend again
12:50They're narrow
12:51Mr. Wahlberg had them installed for his Irish grandmother
12:54To help her feel more at home
12:56Then you'll take the elevator up to the third floor
12:58Don't get off
12:59Stay on until you get to the next floor
13:01Then you'll walk up one more set of stairs
13:04There will be a door
13:05That will take you directly back to the backyard area
13:10Can you say that one more time?
13:16I got it
13:16Oh, you got it
13:17Ow!
13:19What the fuck?
13:19What do you mean it was out?
13:20That wasn't out?
13:21Mike, don't fucking start, okay?
13:23The ball was clearly fucking out
13:24The ball was clearly in, man
13:26What the fuck are you talking about?
13:27I mean, is anybody else not tired of these bullshit
13:30Sal Masekayla calls?
13:31I'm fucking so annoyed here
13:33I'm going to come clean right now just for the record
13:34You can't fucking surf, bro
13:36We see a lot of pictures of you on Instagram
13:38With surfboards and beaches
13:39But we never see any pictures of you actually surfing
13:42We're going to go there?
13:43We're going on the record?
13:44Yeah
13:44It's on the record
13:45If we're on the record
13:47We're on the record
13:47How about you tell Paul
13:48What you really said about him not doing your podcast?
13:51Yo
13:52I thought you said we was all good
13:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Paul
13:56You ain't good
13:57Nah, we ain't good, Pierce
13:58I asked you to be on my fucking podcast
14:00Three times
14:01Three times
14:02You blew me off
14:03Yeah, you know what that means?
14:04When you come to the net
14:05You fucking duck
14:06Good job with the Brooklyn Nets, too
14:08Way to take a check
14:09Are you done, Mike?
14:10I'm fucking done
14:11You know what else I'm done about?
14:12You can't snowboard either
14:13Well, first off
14:14The ball was fucking out
14:15And second of all
14:17You're not black
14:19Make it racial
14:20Make it racial
14:20Okay, okay
14:21He's getting racial
14:22Why the fuck you want to get racial?
14:23Let it go
14:23Mr. Gringo Mandingo
14:25Let it go
14:25Let it go
14:25We got this
14:26Just let it go
14:27Yo, check out that tricep indentation, man
14:30Full horseshoe
14:32Nice
14:32Yeah, you're about to see nice
14:34Believe that
14:35Let's go
14:36Let's do it
14:40See, that's a little pep talk I gave him
14:41You know what he's doing now
14:43That's you, that's you, that's you
14:44Yes
14:45Hey, I didn't sign up for this, okay?
14:49Good shot, Jeff
14:51There you go, baby
14:52Just like we practiced
14:54Oh, yeah
14:55Yes
14:56That's you, Paul
15:00What the fuck?
15:01Fuck
15:01Pick it up
15:02I got it
15:05Fuck
15:05All right, match point
15:06Let's get this shit over with
15:13Yes
15:14Yes
15:15Game, motherfucker
15:17Fuck
15:17Game, set, match
15:19Yes
15:20Yes
15:20Yes
15:22Hey, fuck
15:23Yes
15:24Really, you're gonna come on my court like that
15:26And act like a fucking asshole after all I've done for you today?
15:29I let you into my house
15:30I let you eat in my fucking pool
15:33Your friends are wearing my fucking personal bathing suits
15:36Jesus, and look at this
15:38Got a fucking monogrammed robe for this loser
15:41You know what?
15:42Take that shit off
15:45Oh, come on
15:47Do I have to?
15:49Stewie
15:55I have been working in therapy for months to control my anger, but fuck this
16:01Matter of fact, all y'all get the fuck out of my house
16:05You're talking about them, right?
16:06Fuck you, Paul
16:07Fuck your finals MVP, too
16:09That was KG and Ray's team
16:10That's the real truth
16:12And everybody knows it but you
16:14Yo
16:15I'm gonna let that shit slide right now
16:17But only because you're from Boston
16:19And Good Vibrations was a dope-ass song
16:21But if you come at me with that shit again
16:23I'm gonna burn your fucking house down
16:25Omelette bar and all
16:26All right?
16:29Cool
16:31I'm out, too
16:32Eat a dick, Master Kayla
16:33Bring some fucking glasses next time
16:35That's cute
16:35Why don't you buy yourself a fucking swing and some athleticism, okay?
16:38Okay
16:40Hold up, Mike
16:41You know I came with you, right?
16:45Holy shit
16:46Okay
16:47What about the shoes?
16:48Just give him a minute
16:49Okay
16:50He usually comes down pretty quickly
16:53You guys
16:54I'm really sorry
16:55It's not you I'm mad at
16:58It's just these shoes
16:59I can tell you what
17:00I'm never wearing these again
17:01Ever
17:01Listen, since you're not gonna wear them no more
17:04Maybe we just take them off your hands
17:06You know what I mean?
17:07You know what?
17:08I'm gonna see you two in hell
17:09You pieces of shit
17:10Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
17:11You don't
17:11Mark
17:12Mark, what the fucking
17:13You
17:14What are you doing?
17:18Hold on
17:19Uh, since you're not mad at us anymore
17:22Any chance we can stay?
17:24No you can't fucking stay
17:27He's a me-time to reflect
17:29It's okay, Mark
17:30It's okay
17:30Alexa
17:31play me some fucking Beethoven.
17:36Come on.
17:37Yeah, fuck.
17:44So you've had this plan the whole time?
17:46I always have a plan.
17:48Does anyone else think this is a bad plan?
17:50Nope, it's not a bad plan. It's a terrible plan.
17:53What's the worst that could happen? A trespassing ticket?
17:56Fuck trespassing. And I ain't trying to get eaten by no Black Panther.
18:01So, if a crocodile is chasing you, you want to run in a zigzag.
18:05But if a bear is after you, you want to make yourself really big.
18:08Who gives a shit about that? What about a Black Panther?
18:10I don't know. They didn't teach us about that in Boy Scouts.
18:12But I do know something about facing down an angry moose, though.
18:15Yo, none of that info helps.
18:16Okay, listen. According to this article, all you have to do is avoid eye contact,
18:20don't turn your back, and make yourself as big as possible.
18:24Well, I'm pretty sure he's more scared of you than you of him.
18:27Well, he must be out here shitting bricks because I'm fucking terrified.
18:33Holy shit. Look.
18:37Oh.
18:38Wahlberg has thrown so much shit down here.
18:40Yo, this guy's an asshole.
18:42Devon, I see why you don't like him.
18:44This is totally illegal and totally cool.
18:48Oh!
18:49Yo!
18:49Guys!
18:50There's another monogram rope down here.
18:54Dwayne Johnson.
18:55I'm keeping it.
18:56Oh, I see one of the 04's right there.
18:59Where's the other one?
19:00Oh, shit.
19:02Y'all hear that?
19:03Oh, stop being paranoid.
19:04Just find the other one.
19:05Alright, I'm looking.
19:07Oh, I think I see it.
19:13Hey, guys.
19:14You ain't gonna like the sound of this, but, um...
19:17I think I made eye contact with it.
19:19Eye contact with what?
19:21Uh, the other Michael Jordan's Black Panther.
19:24Hey, big fella.
19:26No, come on.
19:27Shit.
19:27You a Black Panther, I'm a black man.
19:30Wakanda forever.
19:31Bobby?
19:31Hmm?
19:32Run.
19:36Run!
19:37Oh, fuck!
19:39Oh, fuck!
19:44Oh, fuck!
19:44Oh, fuck!
19:45Oh, thank God.
19:47Oh, God.
19:51Where's Bobby?
19:52I told him to run, but he wouldn't listen.
19:54He never listens.
19:55Look, I'm...
19:57I'm going back in to get him.
19:58No, no, Devin, we can't lose you, too.
20:00You have kids, man.
20:01Look, I wouldn't be able to look them in the eyes,
20:03if I didn't go back.
20:04I am not praying!
20:05I am not praying!
20:06I am not praying!
20:08I am not praying!
20:09I am not praying!
20:09I am not praying!
20:09What are you doing?
20:11The article said never turn your back.
20:13Man, look at that.
20:15Yes!
20:18Yes!
20:23They're scuffed.
20:23They're scuffed out now.
20:37They're scuffed.
20:44They're scuffed out now.
20:49They're scuffed out now.
20:52I'm not praying!
20:54We'll just
20:55We don't know ya
21:02We'll just ghost ya
21:04Call the people
21:06Call the culture
21:08Yes I read ya
21:10Drop gotta vote ya
21:18Ghost ya
21:20Yes I read ya
21:21Drop gotta vote ya
21:27Woo
21:28Hey
21:29Hey
21:30We'll just
21:33Woo
21:34Hey
21:35Drop gotta vote ya
21:37Woo
21:52Check that out
21:54Follow ya
21:56bio
21:56B
21:56Miss
21:56B
22:21Miss
22:21Miss
22:21Miss
22:21Miss
22:35You
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