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00:00Ever heard the phrase big things come in small packages well tonight you are
00:04gonna see it in action because our games may be small but master them and the
00:09rewards aren't just big, they're humongous. Sorry Dermot, camera is shot, we'll have to go again.
00:15I'll get it.
00:18This is Small Fortune.
00:23Tonight on Small Fortune, three big games take on more tiny games.
00:29Now please welcome your hugely handsome host, Mr. Dermot O'Deary.
00:38Hello and welcome to Small Fortune, the world's teeniest weeniest game show.
00:42Do not be lulled into a false sense of security. While a game is maybe small, easy they are not.
00:47What's more, the pressure is huge and the prize money is mahoosif.
00:52150 grand is up for grabs for every team. Now this might be the world's tiniest game show,
00:56but there's always huge anticipation when we're about to meet a new team.
00:59And never more so when the team is Richard, Chloe and James otherwise known as the Maidleys.
01:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:14What's up?
01:16You all right?
01:16How are you?
01:18How are you?
01:19How are you?
01:20How are you?
01:21How are you, mate?
01:21Peace!
01:23How are you?
01:24How are you?
01:25How are you?
01:26How are you?
01:28How are you?
01:33How did it take to get more of the Maidleys title?
01:34I just thought we'd keep it simple and impressive.
01:37Yeah.
01:38So, Maidley did it for me and if it does it for me, it does it for them, that's that.
01:41Well that's a good question.
01:42Is Maidley doing it for you or...?
01:43Well, technically now we're two hash fillies and a Maidleys, so you're outnumbered.
01:47Yes, everyone.
01:47Just married Chloe and James!
01:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:55So in terms of skill set tonight, incredibly fit, personal trainer,
01:59dancing on ice you did, did the jump, 75 caps, rugby player, brilliant.
02:05TV presenter. Yeah.
02:08Oldest guy on the pitch, so been around the party games block a few times.
02:11Oh, all right. You were car keys and the ashtray kind of a guy.
02:13Absolutely not.
02:15Give us a look at those big rugby player mitts.
02:18Oh, you know what, they're not too bad.
02:19No, look at that hand. Look at the fingers on that.
02:21Oh, wow. Yeah, look at that one.
02:23I know. Assuming that we'd lose, then he can smash the set-up.
02:26Yeah. Yeah.
02:28We're all playing for charity tonight. What charities are we playing for?
02:31Cornish Air Ambulance. Fantastic.
02:32A, because we spent a lot of time down there, and who knows,
02:35one day you might walk out the door and take a helicopter trip later.
02:37You didn't plan. For sure. What about you, Chloe?
02:39Teenage Cancer Trust. Fantastic.
02:40I've been working with them forever, and I think they're amazing.
02:43James? Sebastian's Action Trust.
02:45It's actually quite a small charity where terminally ill children and families
02:48can go away, have a break.
02:49There's so many activities and fun round there,
02:51but you're close to medical attention, so any money we can raise would be great.
02:54Well, that's fantastic. Best of luck tonight, guys.
02:59Right, madeleys, here are the rules of small fortune.
03:02In every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
03:05All you have to do is win three games to get to the small fortune final,
03:08and you'll play for all the money you've banked across those three games.
03:11But lose a game, you lose a player, lose three players, and you are out.
03:15OK? Yes.
03:16Yep.
03:17So, let's play some more fortune and reveal the first mini-maidly game.
03:30This is Tiddly Sphinx.
03:34Welcome to Egypt, and the not-so-great Sphinx of Giza.
03:40You'll face a high-stakes game of Tiddlywinks.
03:44Shoot a red disc between the paws of the Sphinx by pressing down on it with a larger counter.
03:51Fail, and you'll be ancient history and out of the competition.
03:58Come on, gang!
04:04I love that song.
04:05There is Tiddlywinks.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Richard, on the mean streets of Romford as a boy, wet behind the ears.
04:11It's got to be you, isn't it?
04:12We were talking there.
04:13I'm the only person in the three of us who have actually played Tiddlywinks.
04:15Who knows what Tiddlywinks is.
04:16Yeah, he knows what it is, exactly.
04:18I bet you paid your way through college playing games like this.
04:21Not Tiddlywinks.
04:21I was thinking, when you said car keys in the bowl,
04:23he was into, like, Naked Twister or something like that.
04:25I can't guess like that.
04:27Tell me about those Tiddlywinks.
04:28I think, yeah, Dicky, it should be.
04:30OK, I'll give it a go, but I'm telling you guys, this is a hard game.
04:33All right, Richard, time to take on Stiddly Sphinx.
04:39So...
04:40Every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
04:43Yes.
04:43Obviously, that's a lot of money, so before you play for real,
04:46we give you a completely free practice.
04:49After that, for every time you practice,
04:51we take off £5,000 from the prize fund.
04:54Hmm.
04:54I'm going to have to get the angle of the big one,
04:56so I'm doing it at exactly the same angle every time.
04:59The point that I touch the little one, exactly the same,
05:01and the pressure.
05:02So I've got three things to calculate.
05:03Yeah?
05:04Has he always been like this?
05:05Yes.
05:06Right.
05:06Yes.
05:07He can take the fun out of anything.
05:09He plays Monopoly.
05:11I'm playing for £50,000 here.
05:13Come on, give me a break.
05:14All right, are you ready for your first practice?
05:16OK, here we go.
05:16This could go nowhere.
05:25Oh!
05:26Not bad.
05:27Not bad at all.
05:28OK, that was too hard.
05:29Now, this is the way it works.
05:31Now we have the dilemma.
05:32You can either press the button and you play for £50,000.
05:34No, no, no, no.
05:36Or you can practice.
05:37I'm going to practice.
05:38I'm going to practice.
05:39OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
05:41OK.
05:42Well, that was a bit hard, wasn't it?
05:43This would be a second practice.
05:45So, let's do it at the same angle.
05:46A little bit softer.
05:53Oh!
05:54Too soft.
05:58How's the technique going so far?
05:59I'm quite impressed.
06:00Good intensity as well.
06:04What are you saying?
06:05Press or practice?
06:06I will have one more practice and then I think that I'll be practised out and I'll just have to.
06:10Really?
06:11Well, we'll see.
06:12We'll see how it goes.
06:13OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
06:16OK.
06:17This will be your third practice.
06:19He's not hanging around.
06:36Ooh.
06:39Getting closer.
06:41Take another practice.
06:42The first one was too hard.
06:44The other two, he's just undercooking it a little bit.
06:46Yeah.
06:46If we'd had a medium one, I'd go a little bit towards more of the edge of the...
06:50A bit further back.
06:51A little bit more so you get a bit more high.
06:52A bit more high, yeah.
06:52I think.
06:53If your dad doesn't get it right, he's gone.
06:54And it'll just be you and me.
06:55And I'm not sure I want to be left up here with Chloe for the entire show.
06:57So, you know your dad...
06:58I'm joking.
06:59But you know your dad's dust off this.
07:00Where to go, newlyweds!
07:02Yay!
07:02Yay!
07:04Um...
07:04I think I need one more, which will take me to 35, and then I'll go for it.
07:09One more practice.
07:10All right.
07:10£5,000 off the prize funds.
07:12That's a good call, James.
07:13This will be your fourth practice piece of luck.
07:15Yeah, yeah, I agree.
07:16They've been a bit low, haven't they?
07:18OK, here we go.
07:23Oh!
07:32Told you.
07:36So it's possible...
07:37Yeah.
07:38Yeah?
07:39So now you've got a dilemma.
07:40You can press the button and play for 35,000.
07:42Mm-hmm.
07:43Or you can practice again to make sure that wasn't a fluke.
07:46Enough is enough, Dad.
07:48It's time to do it.
07:49Well, it was a fluke, but I think I've got a bit more technique from James there,
07:53so I think we should go for it.
07:54Are you sure?
07:56Are you sure?
07:57Yes!
07:57Yes!
07:58Yes!
07:58Yes!
07:59Come on!
08:00Come on!
08:01Come on!
08:02Come on!
08:02Come on!
08:03Come on!
08:04Come on!
08:04Come on!
08:11Come on!
08:12Take those of the Sphinx and you will bank 35,000 pounds.
08:17Fail, and you will be eliminated.
08:22OK.
08:23You've used 4 practice attempts and succeeded just once.
08:28Thanks.
08:29But this is the only time that counts
08:33Is he finished?
08:39Okay, take your time
09:09The Maidly, the Maidly, bow to the Maidly everyone
09:16How can scoring a tiddlywink point feel like you've just won the lottery?
09:22It does. Richard, well done. Do you want to see a replay?
09:26Yeah. I want to see a replay.
09:29Oh! Oh, beautiful!
09:31There he is!
09:36Champion!
09:40Couldn't have loved you at all.
09:42I am so impressed!
09:44All right, very good start, guys.
09:451-1 game, banked £35,000, still have three players remaining.
09:49Ready for the next game?
09:50No, not after that, I'm going home.
09:53Yes.
09:53All right, let's bring it on.
09:54APPLAUSE
10:21This is...
10:24from the ship to the stack within 10 seconds fail and it will be man overboard
10:32and you'll be out of the competition come on me hearties
10:39James is a chopstick like I don't even know what the word would be
10:44yeah he lived in Japan and with the time element that's high pressure and
10:49obviously you're really good under high pressure my only concern is I'm not
10:53particularly delicate the balancing thing James was your chopstick sort of
10:57method when you did live in Japan more sort of like stab the fish
11:03or were you kind of like and you ate with chopsticks a lot did you every day
11:10every day surely I was gonna say you but I think you're right I think it should be
11:13all right James time to take on Dinky Dockyard
11:22James as always you have a free practice before we start the game so when
11:26you're ready start the countdown please
11:38nice and steady very good
11:49considering the first one you dropped so you only have one left
11:54definitely doable yeah you know why you dropped it because you you didn't get it
11:58quite in the middle let's go pinch it at the top right definitely another practice I'll have
12:11second practice you ready yeah okay begin the countdown please
12:39you're right to move fast from there to there when you dropped it but then just give yourself a millisecond
12:43and then do it yeah can I give you
12:45some advice shut up
12:46there is no talking to him when he's focused in his own doing something but I'm
12:53always open to feedback post-performance yeah on both occasions you've been very
12:56very close and there's only practices you're learning I want more practice I think you
13:01should definitely like that's about the price one please and this will be your
13:07third practice start the countdown please three two one yeah you're good good
13:19still got time very good times very good easy easy easy
13:34you can make a mistake and do it so proud ledge love that I just take everything so seriously
13:40it's like so intense like well done well done so we've got a dilemma now that's obviously the
13:45first time you've cracked it but you are getting better and better so do you want to
13:48practice again or do you feel you're ready and you want to push the button
13:54I think you should do exactly what makes you feel comfortable
14:08James this is your big moment stack five shipping containers in 10 seconds to
14:19bank 40,000 pounds fail and you will be eliminated
14:26leaving Chloe and Richard to win two more games without you you're taking a risk
14:34James you've used just three practices and succeeded only once but this is the
14:42only time that counts all right ignore him he's a tosser James all right here we go
14:54begin the countdown three two one your time we've got time got loads of time easy
15:27I can't possibly see any of the drive that led you to be a professional sportsman yeah
15:34well done that was horrific yeah what's the pressure like obviously you're used to it do you know
15:40what the interesting thing is as a professional rugby player you're involved with whole team yeah so
15:44so within that framework you can make mistakes you've got to focus but actually that's why I
15:48respect individual sportsman so much because it's just you doing what you do there's no one to
15:52support you there's no one there so these games thanks James yeah yeah yeah the tiddly wink champion
15:57of 1965 66 get up for James everyone yeah oh team maybe we are in great shape two games one
16:07just banked
16:0840,000 pounds total of 75,000 pounds most importantly you still have three players remaining which means
16:13you only need to win one more game to get through to the final play for all that lovely money
16:20for charity
16:20time for a short break now uh you go make yourselves a nice cup of tea we're going to call
16:24judy for some
16:25advice about the next game we will see you coming true everybody calm down definitely do this play
16:41hey welcome back to small fortune week and we're only talking richard madeley chloe madeley
16:45chloe haskell and james haskell i use both names just in case just to give you the option
16:54they are doing fantastically well two games played two games won who knew they'd be so good
17:00at tiny games i thought james would be very smashy smashy but you've been very delicate with
17:04touch i love that see what you saw in him and richard your little legend chloe hasn't played yet
17:09feeling restless i feel now really really nervous i was nervous before we even started and now i'm like
17:15oh she was saying in the break you know that if she if we pick her for the next one
17:18and she fails
17:19we'll never let her forget it she's worried about that we i promise we'll never let you forget it
17:24ready for the next game yeah all right let's play it
17:37this is marble arch
17:42welcome to london's most minuscule monument blow the marble through the central arch with a single breath
17:59feel that you won't just be out of breath you'll be out of the competition
18:10haskell this is you all over surely your lung power must be enormous you could essentially
18:15blow that model over we have a lot of candles in the house just creating that kind of atmosphere
18:20and every time i go to blow it out i'm always useless at doing it i'm there like
18:25do you know what i think it is james i think it's because they're old flames and they don't
18:28like you blowing them out oh that is stinky that was such a dad joke do you want to take
18:35this
18:37that ring is staying on your finger okay dicky what do you think i think that you just call
18:43your dad dicky i think is that a thing yeah okay yeah i think this is for you this game
18:48was built for
18:49you i think i could potentially do it you're gonna play chloe yeah all right chloe it's time to take
18:55a marble arch so chloe here we go one free practice every practice after that costs 5 000
19:05pounds anytime you want after that first we practice hit that button so whenever you're ready
19:10okay okay you can definitely do this play
19:31they're all ricochet but you had that at least we know it's doable exactly so we'll do one practice
19:37not do it again
19:45everybody calm down okay well you can push the bum or practice for 5 000 pounds definitely what do you
19:53think i'll have one more practice just to please just to see going with the men in my life guys
19:59let's
20:00do it we'll do one more practice uh 5 000 pounds of surprise fund please this will be your second
20:06practice chloe good luck
20:18oh there you go did the right thing did the right thing was there anything you did differently or not
20:25you pursed your lips a bit less there you a bit less focus on it you're more like that okay
20:31uh can i do
20:32one more practice definitely and then i don't want to do another one all right that was gonna make you
20:36okay
20:37fine we'll do one more all right five thousand pounds off the price fund please
20:4340 grand now this will be your third practice you can do this okay
20:48okay
21:03damn it it's further away wasn't it yeah we're saying dicky she needs to get her lips much closer to
21:10the
21:10ball all i'd say is this chloe you're in good shape you've still got 40 000 pounds every practice she
21:15takes
21:15five thousand pounds but we're still talking an awful lot of money so don't rush it just make sure
21:19you're happy with it before you press the button i kind of want to push the button oh okay or
21:23just
21:24ignore everything i just said i'm a bit really close
21:33what do you think whatever you want oh thank you my only advice is just get a bit closer because
21:38the
21:39further back you are the less likely to go where you want it to go so if you want to
21:42have one more
21:42practice to nail that technique then do it or if you want to press the button back yourself okay i'll
21:46do
21:47one more practice five thousand bucks off the prize fund please down to 35 000 this will be a fourth
21:53practice okay nice and close
22:06oh my god
22:09how did i do it the first time for some reason at the moment you could go right so maybe
22:14i need to
22:14maybe put the ball to one side i'm not necessarily in the middle yeah we'll have another practice like
22:20that okay last practice all right five thousand pounds off the prize fund please down to 30 000 this
22:30would be a fifth practice good luck okay
22:41yes
22:42do it that's the technique you'll close that and you have a little bit of an anger and you smash
22:46it
22:48so the dilemma now is if you press the play or do you want to properly nail it to know
22:53you've got
22:53you know it's leonardo's just to kate in titanic that's enough practice and she does it she does it
22:59when is that at the end when she chops the chain oh yeah yeah yeah he goes that's enough practice
23:05classic britannic line maybe
23:14Chloe this is your big moment
23:19blow the marble through the arch to bank 30 000 pounds and go through to the final
23:27fail and you will be eliminated
23:33you've used five practice attempts
23:37and succeeded twice
23:40but can you succeed now with a place in the final on the line
23:49all right totally do this close your game you can do it yeah good luck chloe get into position then
23:54in
23:54your own time
24:08oh
24:09oh
24:13Oh, the shame!
24:15The shame!
24:21You haven't brought any shame to the family,
24:23but if you would like to move out and never speak again.
24:26That's fine.
24:27Chloe, we're all very proud of you. However, you are eliminated.
24:30You have to sit out the rest of the game from over there on the sofa of shame.
24:33Off you go.
24:35APPLAUSE
24:43So, we're not in a disastrous situation.
24:46Three games played, two games won, one more to win,
24:48and they are in the final. How are we feeling, chaps?
24:52Well, it's important to kind of win the next one,
24:54because otherwise the pressure's going to be on the other guy at the very last one.
24:57So we've got to really try and get the next one nailed, whatever it is.
24:59Ready to play it? Yeah. Let's play our next game.
25:01APPLAUSE
25:12This is Stone's Throw!
25:19Welcome to Smallhenge, a monument for dinky druids and tiny hippies.
25:27You have two throws of the ball to knock down every stone.
25:32If any stones remain standing, you won't be.
25:39Richard, you're a West Country boy now. Any druids in the family?
25:42Uh, several.
25:44LAUGHTER
25:45Easy to get wrong, this. I know it looks really simple.
25:48But the thing is, we've all chucked things at the bin at point-blank range and missed.
25:52You know?
25:53What do you reckon, lads?
25:55I'll have a go, if you want.
25:55Can I have a go?
25:56Yeah.
25:57Games you going to play? Yeah.
25:58Alright, James, time to take on Stone's Throw.
26:01APPLAUSE
26:05So, after all the other games, one free practice, every practice after that costs you £5,000.
26:13Oh, I mean, in your own time.
26:22APPLAUSE
26:24One.
26:25Wow.
26:28Yes!
26:30APPLAUSE
26:31Very good. Very good.
26:33Do you want to practise again?
26:35APPLAUSE
26:36He smashed it good.
26:38Wow.
26:39You can obviously do it, so here's the situation.
26:42You can press the button now and pay you £50,000.
26:45It's an awful lot of money.
26:47You fail throughout the game.
26:50CHEERING
26:54Games, for an impressive £50,000, you are about to face your big moment.
27:02After the break.
27:03APPLAUSE
27:17Madeleineers, before the break, you banked £75,000 for the final.
27:24But you suffered a blow, and have only two players remaining.
27:30Now, James, you have stepped up to play Stone's Throw.
27:36Knock down the stones to bank £50,000, and take your team through to the final.
27:44Fail, and you will be eliminated, leaving Richard to win one more game alone.
27:51He won't fail.
27:52May have succeeded in your one and only practise, but this is the only time that counts.
28:02Take your place, please, mate.
28:03Nail it, mate. Nail it.
28:05APPLAUSE
28:08Good luck. This is to get you guys in the final, and thank £50,000 while we're at it to
28:12play for charity.
28:14In your own time, Janet.
28:28Very good.
28:43You know, maybe he's going to have to play the last game now.
28:46Urgh!
28:46APPLAUSE
28:47That's all I'm thinking about.
28:49That's all I'm bloody thinking about.
28:51LAUGHTER
28:51It's harder than it looks, isn't it?
28:54No, it's not. I just messed it up.
28:56I'm very sorry you are eliminated, and you must now go and sit on the celebrity sofa of shame.
29:05APPLAUSE
29:09And it all comes down to this.
29:12Oh, good!
29:14Most important thing is you win the next game.
29:16Yeah.
29:16So you get through to the final, and then you play for the money you banked.
29:19Lose, though, and...
29:20Ah, we're not even going to talk about losing.
29:21It's not going to happen, right, Dickie?
29:23No!
29:24Right, Chloe?
29:25Yeah.
29:25We believe in Dickie, don't we?
29:27Oh, 100%, he'll smash it.
29:28James, no, don't shake your head, Janet.
29:30Believe in your new fan partner.
29:31I was saying that I agree with him.
29:33I wouldn't dare shake my head.
29:35Are we ready for the next game, then?
29:37Uh, kind of, but, yeah, let's go.
29:38All right, let's bring it on!
29:40APPLAUSE
29:50This is Las Vegas!
29:54Welcome to the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip, stretching a massive 25 centimetres.
30:02Throw the die beneath the famous Vegas sign, so that all, or part of it, lands in the winzone.
30:12Hit the jackpot, and you will reach the final.
30:16Fail, and your team will be bust and out of the competition.
30:22Viva Las Vegas!
30:25Viva Las Vegas!
30:27Viva Las Vegas!
30:28Viva Las Vegas!
30:28How I wish that day...
30:29Stop it!
30:30LAUGHTER
30:31You're mean.
30:33It looks great, doesn't it?
30:34There's tiny spears.
30:36LAUGHTER
30:37There's Elvis.
30:38Yeah?
30:38Elvis has indeed left the building.
30:39Come on, back in the day, I bet you and Judy used to tear up Vegas!
30:43We've been a few times with Chloe.
30:45Hmm.
30:46I think this is a lot harder than it looks.
30:48Uh-huh.
30:49I think go low...
30:50Yep.
30:50..and level, if that makes sense, cos then you'll have more control over the trajectory of the guys.
30:55Well, that's true, cos if I'm high and I go there, I'll go over.
30:58Let's have a practise.
30:59OK, Richard, please get into position. It's time to take on Las Vegas!
31:07APPLAUSE
31:08Richard, you've banked £75,000 up to now.
31:11Yep.
31:11So you're playing for £50,000 in this game to add to that £75,000.
31:16You've just got to get through to the final now.
31:18Just is a very big word.
31:19Vegas is, of course, the city of chance with just a little bit of skill.
31:24I think of all the games tonight, this involves more chance than skill.
31:26I really...
31:27You mean chance by...
31:28Dicky!
31:30Dicky!
31:31Dicky!
31:31Dicky!
31:32Dicky!
31:34Dicky!
31:35Dicky!
31:35Dicky!
31:36Dicky!
31:38Dicky!
31:40Happy?
31:41All right, let's take your first free practise. Best of luck.
31:44Thanks a lot.
31:49Hang on, just a minute, just a minute. That's better.
31:52I think this one is so much about the technique.
32:11I really wish that hadn't happened. Snake eyes! I really wish that hadn't happened. Snake eyes mainly. I'm just trying
32:16to remember how much energy I get with you.
32:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, people. Another practise? Another practise?
32:24Five thousand bucks off the price from, please. You okay with that, guys? Another practise?
32:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:28Oh, well, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:2945,000 pounds in your own time.
32:32And, you guys?
32:47That's great.
32:50Oh, well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:54Yes, yes, yes!
32:56No, no, no, no, no!
32:57yes, yes, yes.
33:08Richard now it's your turn to be a tosser toss the die into the wind zone to
33:17bank 45,000 pounds a go through to the final fail and your whole team will be
33:26eliminated and you will leave with nothing you've succeeded in both of your
33:34practices but you are the last player standing and it all comes down to this
33:40final roll of the die here we go best of luck thank you
34:19thank you
34:21thank you
34:22Madeleys!
34:23Madeleys!
34:25Judy, we're going to Vegas.
34:28Congratulations.
34:29Holy moly.
34:30The Madeleys have won three games.
34:32They are in the final and could win £120,000 for charity.
34:39Got to be made up with that, Richard.
34:41Yeah.
34:41Yeah, so it's just me on the next one.
34:42To be honest, you were not much you, so you were...
34:45So, the Madeleys stand to win a small fortune of £120,000.
34:49That is a star performance from our start.
34:52It's a final and it's happening after the break.
34:54See you then.
34:59Coming up on Small Fortune...
35:03Ooh-hoo.
35:04Wow.
35:04Oh, this is hard.
35:06It is still my beating heart.
35:18Oh, you've joined us at impressive times, everyone.
35:21Welcome back to Small Fortune.
35:22The Madeleys, or more precisely, Richard Madeley, is in the final.
35:25He's going to be playing for £120,000, everyone!
35:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:30Come on, Nicky.
35:33You are a veteran.
35:34A wounded veteran.
35:35You're used to pressure.
35:36Um, it's like taking penalties.
35:38You can practise and practise and practise in the park
35:40till you're knocking them, you're curving them
35:41in the top right-hand corner, you can fool the keeper,
35:44and then the moment comes when you have to do it for real
35:46in front of the crowd and you give it straight to the keeper.
35:48He's talking himself down.
35:50Well, it's true.
35:50I've been very lucky so far.
35:52I just hope it extends one more game.
35:54Let's hope so.
35:55Yeah.
35:55Ready to play the final?
35:56Yeah, let's go for it.
35:56All right, let's reveal your final.
36:07Listen Fortune!
36:10The Small Fortune Studio has been miniaturised,
36:15along with the money you have banked.
36:17Your cash is locked in a tiny briefcase
36:21in the world's smallest security vault.
36:24To retrieve your winnings, lift the case off the pole.
36:29However, the pole is electrified,
36:32and the tiniest of touches will activate the alarm.
36:37If that happens, you and your team will leave with nothing.
36:43This is your smallest challenge yet.
36:46Ten centimetres is all that stands between you and a small fortune.
36:59This is very tight, isn't it?
37:03So, look...
37:03Obviously, thinner at the bottom, then you can take a rest here.
37:07And then it's...
37:08And it's thicker at the top.
37:09I mean, we've all kind of played these games in the arcades,
37:11haven't we?
37:11Yeah.
37:11It's always the thing, isn't it?
37:13Do you do it quickly?
37:13In one smooth movement?
37:16Or do you take it nice and slow?
37:17In which case, you start building in tremble.
37:20Yeah, it's hard.
37:21Do you want to come over and have a look?
37:22I want to see what the little Dermot looks like.
37:26Oh, my God, it looks exactly like you!
37:29Look at this absolute dapper guy, this cad.
37:31We have a very well-dressed audience.
37:33Um, I think...
37:34Hmm.
37:34I would say slow and steady.
37:36Not too slow, not too quick.
37:38My instincts are telling me that it's a two-handed job.
37:41Try it.
37:41Yeah.
37:42All right, well, let's get on with it.
37:43Okay?
37:44Good luck.
37:45All right, Richard, please get into position.
37:47It's time to take on Smallest Fortune.
37:55As with all the games, you get one free practice,
37:56and after that, each practice you take costs you 10% of your prize funds,
38:00and that's £12,000 per practice.
38:02But first things first, free practice.
38:04And you tell me where.
38:05Well, I think this is a reading glasses job.
38:07I agree.
38:20I've got slippy fingers.
38:21Fingers made, Lee, they call him.
38:27Ooh, wow.
38:28Oh, this is hard.
38:36I wrote two books in fire to help them to destroy himself,
38:38and nearly all of them.
38:38But let them put themselves in one place in five years.
38:42Do I promise you,
38:43Twelve, you stutter?
38:49Yes, I think there is better.
38:59diyeいただき就會 надählt.
38:59All right, Tim.
39:00I got privy fingers,
39:01I think James did understand and ran off the button.
39:02Yet all friends...
39:02Shock isn't it okay?
39:04All right, Richard you can press the button down place for 120,000 pounds or you can of course choose
39:10to practice again
39:10Each practice is gonna cost you 10% of your prize funds. That's 12,000 pounds per practice
39:16I don't think practice is gonna make this any easier. It's just one technique here
39:20Which is not touching the size maybe if I get a bit of traction underneath it Richard
39:24All I'd say is obviously practice but remember that more you concentrate the more shaking and again a little
39:28Thanks, he needs get out balanced
39:32I'll have one practice. Yeah
39:3512,000 pounds of the prize fund, please
39:40208,000 pounds this will be your second practice good luck
39:48Now it's more wobbly that way
40:14Okay, all right, I'm gonna go for it
40:18What I was doing now is I was looking vertically down which meant I didn't realize I've gone up too
40:24high
40:25So I'm gonna try one more with a new technique without going over the top. Yeah
40:30All right. I'm gonna practice
40:31Okay, I'm just thinking of these charities watching
40:35I know but they'd rather something than nothing
40:3796,000 pounds your third practice in your own time
40:52I'll be still my beating heart
41:05You get to about there
41:06I think I just need some luck now
41:08I really think I need some luck
41:09Do you want to try a different technique?
41:11Anything else that I've still got a load of cash?
41:12No, I'm comfortable with that technique
41:14No, I'm comfortable with that technique
41:14Well, let me have one look
41:15Come on, love
41:17No, love
41:18No, I'm comfortable with the holding technique
41:20It's just that it's wider up the top and it's just more difficult
41:23No, I think I think I've got it's as good as I'm gonna get I think
41:30Don't you dare, Chloe
41:41No pressure
41:42Try it one-handed like that
41:43Come on
41:43Try it one-handed
41:44I think the key is that you're comfortable doing it
41:46I would go have a practice with one hand and just try something different
41:49Last practice
41:50Quite fun
41:50Yeah
41:52Another practice
41:53One more practice
41:54Okay, 10% of the prize fund, please
41:56That's 84
41:57Still an awful lot on the earth
41:59It'll be a fourth practice
42:00Good luck
42:28Oh, you've got so close
42:30I rushed it
42:31I rushed it
42:32I had it
42:32I rushed it
42:32You actually had that
42:34You were right, though
42:35One hand
42:37You are
42:38Stuffin'
42:56Richard, this is your biggest moment.
43:04Ten centimeters lie between you and a small fortune.
43:09Retrieve your briefcase from the vault, and you'll win a small fortune of £84,000 for charity.
43:20It all comes down to this.
43:24You've taken four practices and never succeeded, Dickie.
43:31But this is the only time that counts.
43:36Absolute silence from the audience, please.
43:39Best of luck, Richard, in your own time.
44:01What do you think?
44:06What do you think?
44:07What do you think?
44:11What do you think?
44:31What do you think?
44:35Come on, bring it in.
44:37Hey, never mind.
44:38We did great.
44:38We did our best.
44:39Okay.
44:40I just want to show you the adrenaline kicks in, like you said.
44:43Look at that.
44:47Guys, we didn't win a small fortune, but for taking part of charities, thank you so much.
45:01So the Mayleagues could be quite master the small games.
45:04Best of luck telling that's your duty when you get home.
45:06They have, however, been great sports, so please give them a small fortune hand for the Mayleagues.
45:11Thank you very much.
45:13Thank you very much.
45:14Thank you very much.
45:15Join us next week for more Little Laughs.
45:17See you then.
45:18Good night.
45:23Still to come in this series of small fortune, more teams take on tiny games for big money.
45:32Oh my goodness.
45:34Do you think you could do better at small fortune?
45:38Now, you can play the tiny games wherever you are.
45:43Download small fortune from the app store for free.
46:03See you then.
46:05See you then.
46:14Bye.
46:16Bye.
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