00:12so I spoke to the hostess and she said that we have like about five to seven more minutes of
00:17wait time okay that's okay cool all right let's see what's fine all right but back to you okay
00:21so you mean to tell me that you came across that fine-ass guy again on a dating app and
00:28you still
00:28haven't met up with his ass yet the things I would have done to that man already I mean girl
00:35I'm just
00:35trying to keep my options open I'm not trying to stay tied down right now looking like I'm too
00:39available plus one of my mentors told me that now's the time for us to have some fun okay and
00:45try
00:45all the flavors because you don't want to be stuck with French vanilla and you really want Rocky Road
00:51okay yes all right now 2.0 I like this you know you can try all the flavors you want
01:00but you should
01:02start with his flavor first are you right plus Ty was really cool when we met up last night you
01:07know
01:07he started asking me more about my career and I let him know what I do as a blogger and
01:12he seemed like
01:13really interested in what I had to do and we low-key stayed up all night talking and he wants
01:19me to
01:19come back to his studio today no I didn't know he had his own studio yes girl he's a photographer
01:24so
01:25you know I might stop by but I'm still down to go speed dating y'all ready uh yes oh
01:31is Layla coming
01:32listen Layla is more like the chill type speed dating wouldn't be her thing she told me she's taking a
01:39break from men but that don't mean we have to right you know well I'm definitely down for these
01:46mimosas because I need my courage juice because I don't know about you but I'm trying to be out
01:50there tonight girl I am so ready for this because I've been single for like three years now and I
01:56have no clue why because I'm clearly fabulous but it's like I'll be talking to a dude and everything
02:01will be going good for a couple weeks and then boom he goes ghost and then I hit him up
02:05and then he
02:06just starts ignoring me even more so I'm just hoping that I see something different now that
02:09I moved because your girl is not trying to be single for the rest of her life I need some
02:13man
02:13company well you know what I'm sure you'll get a ton of that tonight shit I better because I'm not
02:20trying to be somebody's crazy cat lady in like 10 years right oh I second that I deserve someone
02:26better now see yes to all of this okay like it's time for us to get some real options who
02:33can meet
02:34our standards so I hope you need some good ones tonight word me too now about these mimosas I think
02:40it's been like five seven minutes whatever let's get it okay let's do it
02:47okay maybe so got money on my mind if you win it we could rope but if you say that
02:53you
02:53won't give it then go and give it girl don't even flex the only BS that I want in life
02:58is breakfast
03:11much better hey you like that don't you you like how big daddy gives it to you don't you
03:44um excuse you hi hi
03:50sorry I'm my bad are you looking for someone yes I was actually just looking for whoever lived
03:56here yeah will that be me well then this is for you no thanks not interested well um could you
04:02sorry could you just could you take it any way it'll just it'll make me feel like I didn't waste
04:07a bunch
04:08of hours burning all these CDs who listens to CDs anyway hopefully you uh you're right yeah they're
04:16dying out pretty old school I'm I'm Ryan by the way Robin I've seen you around here before you live
04:26here
04:26yeah I do now nice to meet you neighbor that is your gift I don't have anything for you that's
04:33okay
04:34that's pretty much all I got anyway just I just get my music a spin
04:43wait what kind of music do you make
04:47uh well um you know why don't you uh take a list uh take a listen um and let me
04:58know what you think
05:00um I have to I have to make a another round uh around the building to make sure
05:07that everyone gets a copy um so they can uh yeah it was it was nice to meet you Robin
05:15nice to meet you
05:39I think David's hiding something
05:44gasp bitch I really don't have time for this don't you see I have company no Robin I'm being
05:48serious okay every time I'm with him I get this vibe that he's being sneaky and every time I'm
05:54with him he's in his phone texting and I'm really trying hard to be trusting but what if it's another
05:58girl what it's another like you know about melody situation Robin what look girl I don't know what
06:07you want me to say you knew what you were getting yourself into when you went back to him
06:12you cannot teach an old dog new tricks now look I'm not saying that he's fucking around but if he
06:19is so what hey Robin listen I'm sorry I gotta head out real quick because
06:26you know I live with my moms right yeah so she just called me up said I need to head
06:32home like
06:32ASAP because he's cock blocking damn it anyway listen I'm gonna see you later
06:38okay by the way all right all right all right all right stop all right no no
06:45getting some tick oh I can't stand you okay you wonder what you'll be fine I take it to a
06:49favor
06:50and whatever you haven't the point okay so then let's get back to the issue at hand
06:54why is it okay for Damien just screw everything with two legs while I'm just sitting here
06:59you don't have to just be sitting here you know see that's why you have problems now repeat after
07:08me get money you're no fun look you gotta start playing their game Melissa okay well what do you
07:15think I should do dunk Damien's ass and get a new man no men plural so you need options so
07:25when one
07:25fucks up you have the other one on speed dial listen to me Alyssa there is nothing that one man
07:32can
07:32do for you that the next man can't remember that okay you know what I think I'm just gonna talk
07:39to
07:40him you know ask him my questions get some anything you're going to demand it otherwise you're gonna
07:47keep falling for his shit asking me for advice and I am a busy woman okay you know what you're
07:56absolutely right I know and I'm going to call him right now
08:13your call has been forwarded to an automated voice oh hell no you did not just hang up on me
08:46I don't know what I'm supposed to say oh now you're nervous I mean you were nervous when you
08:51were getting me pregnant Damien no I need you to know how serious this is okay why would I lie
08:57about
08:57this god I don't want you you don't want me you ain't say that back at the bar we were
09:03drunk okay
09:04we both were and now here we are all right then how am I supposed to know it's mine really
09:08yours
09:08are you serious you are the only guy I've hooked up with since then and how am I supposed to
09:12know
09:12that you think you're the only girl I've been with since then that's disgusting hey I'm being real
09:18like listen we had a one-night stand all right okay well guess what that one-night stand is still
09:22affecting us we have a baby on the way Damien we need to be adults about this and figure out
09:28how
09:28we're gonna handle the situation yeah we don't need to do anything this sounds like your problem
09:32excuse me listen I know all the games all right I know you girls like to try to trap dudes
09:37and all
09:37you're fucking serious I don't even know what you do for a living you're probably fucking broke
09:41oh listen I got a girl all right really Damien really you know what go fuck yourself
10:06hey Robin it's Taren I've been trying to reach you for a few days
10:16uh I know I came on a little strong the last time I saw you uh I just wanted you
10:25to know how much
10:26you mean to me call me back when you get this message okay all right bye Robin
10:46I'm sorry
10:52oh
10:54oh
10:54oh
10:55oh
10:55oh
10:55oh
10:56oh
10:58oh
10:58oh
10:59oh
11:05oh
11:10What's this?
11:23Hey, baby.
11:25What's good?
12:04I don't want to meet your mama.
12:06Alright, ladies, I got up these tequila shots, and y'all better drink up because they weren't
12:15expensive as hell.
12:16You know I don't do tequila anymore.
12:18Oh, girl, you do today.
12:19Okay.
12:20Alright.
12:21Let's do it.
12:22Alright, let's do it.
12:23Woo!
12:29Alright.
12:31We're a little late, but it doesn't look too bad out here.
12:33Now, let's see what women we can find with a great personality and a good manicure to
12:36match.
12:38Why does she need a manicure?
12:40Well, you know, because women like to be pampered, but not too many girls can find the time to
12:43actually take care of themselves.
12:45And I'm all for a woman that has time to take care of herself.
12:49All right.
12:50Self-care is important.
12:52I agree.
12:53You can't have a woman that loves you more than she loves herself, right?
12:56No.
12:58Alright.
13:01That and it means she's self-serving, meaning that she's not going to sit around waiting
13:04for me to pay for her nails.
13:06And you can tell all of that just from one look at her nails.
13:09Yep.
13:09Call it a gift.
13:11Now, let's go out here and shoot our shot.
13:15Oh no, I ain't trying to meet your mama.
13:18Hold up.
13:19Hold up.
13:19Hi, I'm Melody.
13:20So let me tell you a little bit about myself, my sister.
13:23My name is Terrell, and I'm looking for a woman.
13:27I mean, a queen who can meet my standards and treat me like the king that I am.
13:33I mean, look at me.
13:35I'm the full package.
13:37Hey, how you doing?
13:39What's your name?
13:40Jasmine.
13:41Nice to meet you, Jasmine.
13:42What do you do?
13:43I'm a fashion stylist and yourself.
13:47I'm a dad.
13:48If you believe in that DNA testing and everything, I got about three kids.
13:52You know, we looking for a mother figure in our life.
13:55You like yours?
13:58What please?
13:59Switch.
14:06Looking good tonight.
14:10Trying to fuck?
14:12Can y'all switch?
14:14Thank you, shit.
14:19Hey, I'm Theo.
14:20Melody.
14:26Do I know you from somewhere?
14:28No.
14:29Hi, I'm Jasmine.
14:32Travis.
14:34I, uh, I don't really know what we're supposed to do with these type of things.
14:38I came along with my friend.
14:39He said we needed some neat new people.
14:42Yeah, I totally understand.
14:44These things can get really awkward.
14:46The last guy I was just talking to was a hot-ass mask.
14:50Well, I hope you don't think the same about me.
14:52You seem pretty normal so far.
14:55Okay, good.
14:59Positive that we haven't met before.
15:00Not the same girl.
15:03All right, so, uh, not gonna make this easy for me, are you?
15:06Yeah, this isn't gonna happen.
15:11Okay.
15:15Oh, my God.
15:16I can't.
15:17You're, like, really funny.
15:19I'm glad you think so.
15:21Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for coming to tonight's eDating event.
15:25Hope you guys come back next time for Steve Dating 2.0.
15:30Looks like things are wrapping up here.
15:32I wish I came earlier so that we could talk more.
15:36Yeah, me too.
15:38Well, how do we keep in touch?
15:40I'd like to take you out sometime.
15:41That'd be great.
15:44Hey, man.
15:44Any luck tonight?
15:46Um, yeah.
15:47Um, I actually met this girl named Jasmine.
15:50I got her number, too.
15:51No, man.
15:51That's what I'm talking about.
15:52All right, cool.
15:53What about you?
15:54Hey, come on.
15:55You know the girls can't resist a kid.
15:57Yeah, I've had better nights.
16:00Why don't you say we're hurt and get out of here?
16:02All right, let's go.
16:11Oh, that was a complete fail for me.
16:14Well, I mean, I thought the guys were all right.
16:18Yeah, I actually met someone that I liked.
16:21Jealous.
16:23Oh, well, I think I'm about to go to Ty's studio.
16:28Issa wants to show me the spot.
16:30Okay.
16:31Yeah.
16:31Okay, then, go ahead and enjoy that little nightcap,
16:34but make sure you don't do anything I wouldn't do.
16:36Okay.
16:36Have fun, okay?
16:37Thanks, guys.
16:38I'll let y'all know how it goes.
16:39All right, see you, girl.
16:40Good night.
16:42What you trying to do?
16:43I'm trying to go home.
16:44I'm tired.
16:45You need to go home.
16:45I'm tired.
16:46All right, let's go.
16:47Let's go.
16:48Welcome to Necessary Studios.
16:52Wow.
16:53These look amazing.
16:55Did you take all these?
16:57Yeah.
16:58You are so talented.
17:00Ah, thanks.
17:02I just enjoy taking photos that tell a lot of story.
17:05Yeah.
17:06I mean, like this one.
17:08There's a beauty about catching a moment in time
17:11that will never happen again.
17:14Oh, my goodness.
17:15That's why I just find photography so exciting.
17:17I mean, it requires you to be truly present
17:22and live in the moment.
17:26I mean, just to take a photo like this,
17:32capturing the true essence of the hustle and bustle.
17:37Oh, my goodness.
17:39I mean, just bringing your thoughts and emotions to life.
17:42And click.
17:46That is so beautiful.
17:48I love it.
17:49I love it.
17:53Want to show you something?
17:54Come on.
17:55Oh.
17:58See this right here?
17:59Mm-hmm.
18:00This is my favorite camera.
18:01I've taken all of my best shots with it.
18:03Nice.
18:03Yeah, I usually don't take photos of people.
18:07But I feel that this might be a special occasion.
18:11Really?
18:12Yeah.
18:12You might be my new muse.
18:14Oh.
18:15Okay.
18:18Well.
18:19Why don't you let me take some photos of you?
18:23Come on.
18:25Okay.
18:26Well, what do I do?
18:28Stay right there.
18:28Right here?
18:29Do you, boo-boo.
18:30Do you.
18:31Do me?
18:31Yeah.
18:32I don't even know what to do.
18:34That's right.
18:35Come on.
18:36Okay.
18:41You sure it looks okay?
18:43Fine.
18:45Okay.
18:46Come on.
18:47Come on.
18:52Nice.
18:53Keep it going.
18:53Where are you going?
18:54Okay.
18:55That's what I do.
18:56Is that good?
18:57I got on all the men.
18:58It's all good.
18:59I can't.
19:00I can't.
19:01I can't.
19:02I can't.
19:08Check that out.
19:11My gosh.
19:14These are so pretty.
19:16You just make me look like a completely different person.
19:20You look gorgeous.
19:22This is what I see when I look at you.
19:39Say, won't you let me clock in.
19:43Won't you let me clock in.
19:47I need to handle business, baby.
19:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:54She got me doing dishes, girl.
20:00I smack my teeth whenever she's saying that I get bitches.
20:06Girl, you know I'm gettin' over you.
20:07Girl, you know I kiss it real.
20:10She got me takin' pictures of her.
20:15I wanna show you to the world.
20:17Just so they can know that I'm your nigga.
20:20I wanna know I'm with you, babe.
20:23In fact, I spit them so she fuck with me.
20:26Don't let them tell you about how I did them wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
20:31I ain't do nothin' to you yet.
20:34You gotta know I'm focused on you.
20:37I respect you like I owe it to you.
20:42Understand?
20:42I know that I've done so wrong.
20:47I ain't do nothin' to you yet, though.
20:50And they gotta remember the days you don't.
20:54I'ma treat you like the little boys.
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