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00:00This program contains strong language sexual scenes and references from the outset and throughout
00:05Being a celebrity is
00:07Amazing you get same fortune followers and a shitload of freebies
00:13But does any of that really matter when you can't find somebody to love have you seen girls around here
00:18these seven celebrities all need help
00:20They might be winning at the fame game
00:23Oh slowly despacito, but they seriously suck at love. We're both single and we're looking for dates
00:29So that's where we come in
00:31We're sending them all around the world
00:34In search of the one
00:39And asking them to share their journeys on social media and their millions of followers help them fight so what
00:46I'm so happy
00:47Or will it be left with no one love you?
00:52Sorry, I would never know this spread on the first year once they've dated all around the world interest in
00:57having kids
00:58Shut up
00:58The celebs can take just one person to a romantic castle in Paris. Oh my god. This is beautiful
01:04To see if Cupid's arrow strikes
01:08This is without a doubt the biggest opportunity of their love life also me. It's going to be sexy air
01:18Funny air
01:19You're getting your tits out
01:20Awkward air
01:21Take care, bye bye
01:22Emotional air
01:24I'm crying
01:25It's now or never
01:26Will they find someone or be single air forever?
01:31The course of love doesn't always run smoothly
01:36Previously on single air
01:38Marnie finally chose Casey over Kyle
01:41I now know that I want to be with Casey
01:44What we have is undeniable
01:46John and Natalia keep getting lost in translation
01:49You don't have to like me, you know?
01:53I did feel a bit up and down with her last night
01:56But now looking into her beautiful eyes
01:58I really feel I can see her soul
02:01And it feels good
02:02Edward cemented things with Sabina
02:05It was cold last night, wasn't it?
02:07But you kept me warm
02:09Sabina and Edward forever
02:11For the first time in his life
02:13Elliot is dating an actual girl
02:15Oh my god
02:17We could actually have a chance of being a real couple
02:20Shane and Lucas are in different places
02:23I just think we need to take our time
02:24And like not try and force a relationship
02:26Just see how it goes
02:28And Farrah rejected another date
02:30But you actually really look like one of my exes
02:32And remains the only single celeb in Paris
02:35If Cupid keeps sending me these kind of men
02:38I'm gonna leave here single
02:47Welcome to single air
02:49Where it's a new day at the Chateau
02:51And our celebrities are back on the path to true love
02:54Well, most of them are
02:57Cupid sent me another date yesterday
02:59And it was a total disaster
03:01I just feel like I'm doomed to be single right now
03:04PMA Farrah, PMA
03:09Meanwhile, after telling Lucas that he doesn't see a future for them
03:12Shane is comforting him in the kitchen
03:15By checking out Kyle
03:17Morning Kylie, how are you?
03:19Morning
03:20And one reference was like camera
03:22I like your shirt
03:23Thank you
03:24I like your lack of shirt
03:27Shane should be looking at me
03:29So, bye Kyle
03:31Yeah, you tell him Lucas
03:33I just need a shower, I'll be good to go
03:35How are you feeling?
03:37Good
03:39Lucas is an amazing person
03:41But right now we're kind of in different places
03:44I'd never want to upset Lucas
03:45But he knows I'm really open sexually
03:47So, I don't see the harm in a little bit of fun flirting
03:56With Casey and Marnie fully together, Kyle's been feeling left out in the cold
04:01What happened this way, obviously you had your thing with Marnie
04:04She did bring us here like, like she's nowhere to be seen
04:07She's just like off of Casey
04:08Mmm
04:08And I'm just like, like sitting in pairs of couples
04:11And I'm just like, what am I doing?
04:12It's obvious, Kyle still has feelings for Marnie
04:15And I feel so sorry for him
04:17Because Marnie brought him here
04:19And then she ditched him for Casey
04:22You need someone to share your bed with
04:23Definitely feel better being able to talk to you about it like
04:26Of course mate
04:27Never feel excluded as well
04:29Because you can always come chill with Crawford
04:31Aww, Elliot
04:38Back in the shuttle, John and Edward are discussing their progress with the girls
04:42We need Sabina, aren't we?
04:43Yeah, I think you need Sabina, great
04:45I just feel like we're all comfortable together
04:47Like I feel like I could bare my soul
04:49And my whole life's changed
04:51I'm glad I brought Sabina to Paris
04:52We're getting stronger every day
04:54And I really feel like we have a future together
04:57I see us jetting all over the world, going to red carpets
04:59Now I have my plus one
05:01Yeah
05:01Sabina's the girl that Mammy always wanted for you
05:05You know, I want to be on the same level with Natalia
05:08But we just need to get there
05:10I'm really into Natalia, but it's been a bit all over the place
05:14Sometimes I question if she's even right for me
05:16Do you think she wants more than you want to give?
05:18Yeah
05:19Like we're in the bed and we're spooning
05:21Natalia's putting my hands places like
05:23Well that's an image I can't get out of me head
05:25Is that a bit forward like?
05:27I want to get our kissing game where it needs to be
05:29Before we start doing other things
05:30Kissing game?
05:31You don't need to be doing all these mating rituals
05:34Like you touch me, I touch you, oh my god
05:36Natalia wants to accelerate things in the bedroom
05:39But emotionally, I don't think we're there yet
05:42I feel like Natalia's always questioning me and going
05:44I don't know if you like me the way I like you
05:49It's like she's in the room
05:51I'm here, I chose you for a reason
05:53Natalia keeps doubting me and it's draining
05:56I want to make this work
05:57But then I look at Edward and Sabina
05:59And I just think
06:00Me and Natalia are nowhere near that place
06:03Actually I have my heart in the line
06:05I always do
06:05But then I can't read Natalia's mind
06:08You know, I don't know what she thinks
06:09And sometimes she looks at me like I'm an alien
06:11I'm like, yeah, it's okay
06:13I come in peace
06:14Well you do come from planet Jedward
06:17Upstairs Farrah is still looking for a man to date
06:20Sorry Farrah, but Shane is off the market
06:24Hi!
06:24How are you?
06:25I'm doing good
06:26Hanging in there
06:27Must be really hard for Farrah
06:29I mean, everyone's here with their dates
06:30And she's got no one
06:31I mean, being picky isn't a bad thing
06:34But I feel like she just shuts things down before they have a chance
06:37I like having nobody in my room
06:39Maybe I secretly love being single
06:42Maybe
06:44But I don't
06:45I love love
06:46I love having like a great man in my life
06:49Do you think that you're going to have another date today?
06:52Probably not
06:53That Cupid has outsourced all of his resources and still cannot find
06:58Aw, don't give up
06:59Yes, Farrah
07:00I'm secretly hoping that Cupid's saving the best for last
07:03I think that I'm just going to totally give up hope on finding someone out there for me
07:07Like, it really feels like there's no one out there for me
07:10Like, why can't Cupid just find a straight, straight type of guy of Lucas? You know what I'm saying?
07:17I know Lucas is sad because I said that I didn't see us in a relationship
07:20And I do want a relationship, but it just takes me a while to open up my heart to really
07:26fall for someone
07:27And I like Lucas, I fancy the pants off of him
07:30But can't we just, you know, see how things go and see what happens?
07:36Lucas is really sweet, I'm really glad that I brought him to Paris
07:39And he's really understanding
07:40Well it was funny because Kyle walked past with no shirt on
07:43Lucas was like
07:44Yeah, cause your tongue was hanging out Shane
07:47So you want to make out with Kyle then?
07:49I would make out with Kyle, he's adorable
07:51If I'm in drag and the opportunity arises and Kyle and I make out
07:56Like, they're honestly like the little fun moments that I live for
08:01Kyle is such a hottie and I mean, what would be more fun than a party patch with him as
08:05Courtney?
08:06I'm sure Lucas would understand it's a bit of fun, right?
08:08Tonight could be the night
08:09Yeah
08:12It's all been quiet so far today in the celebrity love nest
08:16Time for Cupid to slide into someone's DMs and spice things up
08:24Everyone!
08:26I just got a message from Cupid
08:28Yay!
08:29It says
08:30To find love you must lose yourself in the moment
08:34The most passionate kiss wins
08:36But
08:37Kiss?
08:38The decision of who to kiss is yours
08:42Who's gonna go first people?
08:45Crystal
08:47Kyle's gone straight in there
08:49Go on son
08:50Oh my god
08:51Oh my god
08:53Oh my god
08:56Oh my god
08:56Oh my god
08:56Oh my god
08:56Oh my god
08:58Oh my god
08:59I think Crystal and Kyle are trying to show Marnie and Casey what they're missing
09:04But I don't think they're bothered at all
09:08Yeah!
09:10I picked Casey over Kyle and I'm really happy with that decision
09:13But it is still strange watching Kyle kiss another girl
09:16Especially that purple haired twat
09:23That was good
09:24That was next level there
09:26I think you just set the bar extremely high
09:28What is Marnie thinking?
09:30Really?
09:30She's in casey
09:31I mean come on you've kissed both of them girl just like I have
09:34And Kyle's definitely better
09:36You've chose the wrong boy
09:37Alright sassy Crystal
09:39Just as well it's Edward and Sabina's turn to take the stage
09:42Aww
09:45This is so romantic
09:48Oh my god
09:51When I kiss Sabina it's like the world stops spinning
09:53It's the most romantic thing ever
09:58Aww
09:59You two melt my heart
10:02Looking at Ed and Sabina kissing makes me wonder
10:05Will me and Natalia ever kiss like that?
10:11Me and Natalia's kissing game
10:12Is our kissing game there yeah?
10:13I doubt it John
10:14But I bet Casey and Marnie have got it nailed
10:18Me and Marnie are obviously the best kissers in the room
10:20We put these lot to shame
10:23Aww
10:24Don't kiss his chin
10:27Cheer up Crystal
10:30I love kissing Casey but it does feel a bit weird doing it in front of Kyle
10:34I don't want to rub it in his face
10:38Are you getting hot under the collar Farrah?
10:40I wonder if Shane and Lucas can top that
10:46Show me your talent
10:51Oh look out Lucas is going in
10:56Oh wow Lucas you are eating me alive
10:59That's starting to look painful
11:01Oh my god
11:02I think I'm waiting
11:03Put him down Lucas
11:05Damn Lucas knows how to make a statement
11:09Lucas is making sure that Shane only has eyes for him
11:15It's like wild animals
11:16It's like wild animals
11:17Look
11:18Lucas I didn't know you had it in you
11:20Oh
11:20Well he hasn't had it in me
11:23Lucas is passionate
11:24Sexy
11:25And I'm the hell of a kisser
11:28I'm a little bit turned on
11:30With Shane nursing his wounds
11:31Can Elliot and Alia get that passionate?
11:37Put some trousers on Elliot
11:39Things with Alia are going really well
11:41I mean just look at what great kisses we are
11:44I don't know Elliot
11:45It's a bit
11:46Meh
11:48Well Elliot looks like he's having a great time
11:51But if you ask me
11:52Alia just looks like she's not really that into it
11:54I was waiting for one of you to join in
11:56You'd be lucky
11:58Right
11:59Time for John to show off his kissing game
12:03John passionate
12:07This is a bit weird
12:09John and Natalia are like two teenagers having a kiss
12:12For the first time
12:13It's so cringe
12:15Where are you going?
12:17I don't know where you're going
12:18I really don't know where you're going with this
12:20I don't know what's going on when a tie in her kissing
12:22But that was just awkward
12:24That was weird angle she had her head
12:26It was like
12:27So with John blaming their angle for his poor kissing game
12:30That just leaves one single celeb
12:33Who are you going to pick Farrell?
12:34I'm going to pick myself
12:35Get the mirror, the mirror Farrell
12:37Oh my God, why don't I have a mirror?
12:38Get a mirror, get a mirror
12:39I could just do my hand really at this point
12:41So Farrah has no one to kiss
12:43I wonder if Cupid could do something about that
12:49Maybe sending in a brand new boy?
12:53Oh, holy shit
12:55What's going on?
12:56Who is this?
12:58Oh God
13:04This programme contains strong language, sexual scenes and references from the outset and throughout
13:14Welcome back to single AF where our couples have been necking on left, right and centre in a kissing competition
13:24But now Cupid has mixed things up by sending in a new boy
13:28But why?
13:29I'm here for Farrah
13:32Meet John from St. Albans in the UK
13:35He's hoping to melt Farrah's icy heart
13:38Good luck with that one mate
13:40What's your name?
13:42John, I heard you had no luck
13:43It looks just without change
13:45Okay, he's cute
13:47He's wearing a suit
13:48He looks promising
13:50We've just been playing a game where everybody had to kiss somebody
13:53And I mean this might be a bit premature
13:55But like Farrah's the only person that hasn't kissed anyone
13:58I think
13:58How have you said?
13:59Throw it in at the cheekbones
14:00I just, I just met John
14:03I'm not kissing him now
14:04He literally just walked through the door
14:06I'll give you a kiss on the cheek
14:08Okay
14:10Nice to meet you Farrah
14:11Good to meet you
14:12She doesn't like touching John
14:13That's your first mistake
14:15How about the hand?
14:17Nice to meet you Farrah
14:18Don't make out with my hand
14:21Okay
14:22I like John
14:23Farrah actually let John kiss her hand
14:25And she didn't freak out
14:26Maybe she stopped being so bloody picky
14:28Farrah, you just have to let go
14:30Let go and give John a chance
14:31I'm letting go
14:32Like I don't even know if you like me
14:34We're scared of going on a date with you
14:36You like Farrah, you want to get a noire
14:37She's your type
14:38Definitely my type
14:39Driven, ambitious
14:41Says that how it is
14:43Ohhhh
14:44John, you sexy, smooth talker
14:47She's loving it
14:49Farrah, last for words
14:51What's going on?
14:53She's blushing
14:54John
14:54No
14:55John
14:55John
14:56I just really want to go talk to you alone
15:00Ohhhh
15:00That's better than nothing
15:02I don't know this guy
15:03He's handsome
15:04There seems to be some potential there
15:05But everyone needs to fuck off
15:07So I can hear this guy out
15:09And see what he's about
15:10Yeah, a drink will be good
15:11Yes
15:12Woo
15:13Well this is promising
15:15John, come on over here
15:17You're like so far away
15:19At this point
15:20My dates have usually messed up already
15:22John's saying all the right things
15:25Maybe I want to get to know him a little bit more
15:27So do you spend much time over in Europe or?
15:30I'm always in London
15:31Really?
15:32Yeah, cause you can bounce back from America and London like real quick
15:35Yeah, of course
15:35My family are Canadian
15:36Oh, that's good
15:38I like Canadian
15:38Okay, so where do you see yourself?
15:41Like what do you want to do?
15:42I want to be a property developer
15:43Good
15:43Find investors, build, sell
15:45You've got to get your ass working, bro
15:47Yeah
15:48That is the plan
15:49What about you?
15:50Size the limit
15:51Exactly that
15:52Exactly that
15:52He's a property developer
15:54He has some ambition
15:55Finally Cupid sent me someone with some drive
15:58Do you want to like walk around?
16:00Show me around
16:00Mm-hmm
16:01Here, I'll show you upstairs
16:02Is this for real?
16:05Farrah actually seems to like someone
16:06It's a bloody miracle
16:11Even Marnie and Casey are that shocked that they've gone for a lie down
16:15I wouldn't look out there, Kyle
16:20Marnie's went off with Casey and I'm now sitting here like a proper divvy
16:23What am I still doing here?
16:25Oh no, that's fucking comfy
16:27That's so nice
16:28Jesus, that is nice
16:31I was finding it really hard being in there with Kyle
16:34It was weird to be with Casey and the boy that I almost chose instead of him at the same
16:39time
16:39It's so messed up
16:42And Marns isn't the only one in a tricky situation
16:49After their awkward attempt at kissing, John and Natalia are trying to sort things out
16:53You and me, we have a strong connection and I just want to work past whatever this is
16:59And how you communicate with things
17:01Yeah, you're right
17:05So what do you think?
17:06I'm sorry, please
17:06I need to talk
17:08I just feel like we could have talked from there
17:09And now we're all getting close
17:11It's good to be close
17:12I like being close
17:13Doesn't look like it
17:15Haven't even communicated until you can get to this level
17:17Because I'm trying to communicate close
17:19Yeah, okay, communicate
17:20I really like Natalia
17:22But I just feel there's this real weird awkwardness
17:25And sometimes I feel I just don't connect with her
17:28I think it's time I talk to her about it so we can move forward
17:59What's in your brain right now?
18:00I really care
18:01But when Natalia they're just not the same
18:04And the distance is just killing me
18:07You feel now different?
18:09No, I don't feel different
18:10I do like you
18:11I like you a lot
18:12I don't want to make things wrong with you, you know?
18:16We're not making things wrong, it's how we communicate
18:17It's just how we handle things and communicate about it
18:20That's the most important thing
18:21I've got no idea what he's going on about
18:24No wonder she looks confused
18:26I think that's sorted it out
18:28But things still feel weird
18:30Hi
18:30Hey Marnie
18:31How is everything?
18:33It's fine
18:34Doesn't seem fine to me
18:37Back in the garden, incredibly, Farrah hasn't freaked out and ran away from John yet
18:42This has to be a new record
18:45When did you start your first business?
18:47Like so 16
18:48Because I would get booked for appearances or public speaking
18:51And work
18:52So you have to have your own company
18:55Her ass is definitely out
18:56Oh, busted John
18:58Do you date girls with tattoos?
19:01No, I'm not fine
19:01Is Crystal your type?
19:03No
19:04She is attractive
19:05That's not going to help John
19:06But
19:07She wouldn't be my, like, fur initial type
19:09Crystal's such a skink
19:11She parades around the house with her ass out
19:13Put it away, bitch
19:15John's here for me
19:20That's right
19:20You wouldn't see Farrah pulling that kind of stunt to try and impress a man
19:25Ooh, nice bikini
19:27So after a quick change, she's heading back into the garden to work her magic
19:31How tall are you?
19:33I don't know
19:34I just never bothered to look
19:35Bitch, please
19:36I want to know now
19:38Five foot
19:39Eleven
19:40You're 5'11
19:41I mean, I'm only 5'6
19:43You're like 5'2
19:45Go Farrah
19:46She's actually getting her flirt on
19:48I cannot believe my eyes
19:51It's early days
19:52But I'm actually starting to like John
19:54He's the best guy Cupid has sent my way
19:56So these things take time
19:57I'm in no rush
19:58So far, so good
19:59I can't believe this
20:02Farrah is touching a man
20:04An actual man
20:07Hallelujah
20:09Hallelujah
20:10Hallelujah
20:10I think I need to lie down
20:12Cupid, you can take it from here
20:14I have a message
20:15Oh, you've got a message
20:16A message
20:18Cupid, get ready to party
20:20Yay!
20:21B-Y-O-G party tonight
20:23That stands for bring your own gender
20:26Time to release your inner dream
20:30I'm your party date
20:31You're the girl
20:32I'm your party date
20:33You're the girl
20:33You go as me
20:33I go as you
20:36For tonight's bring your own gender party
20:38Cupid has sent makeup artists
20:40And costumes
20:43Can you see me like that?
20:44Is this a tit?
20:46No, that's for your head
20:47Alright sexy man
20:49With everyone buzzing for the party
20:51There are two lovebirds
20:53Who aren't so keen
20:54I don't wanna dress up
20:56I'm not dressing up
20:57I'm a strong independent woman
20:58I ain't been any man for the night
21:00I don't think that's how feminism works, Marnie
21:05Me and Casey should probably be in there socialising with everyone else
21:08But I find it too awkward being in there with Kyle
21:11We're just succeeding ourselves
21:13I don't care
21:14I don't give a fuck
21:17While Marnie and Casey keep kissing
21:19The situation with Kyle hasn't gone unnoticed with Farrah
21:22Kyle, you need to like grow some balls
21:25Like aww
21:26Why do you think I'm a people pleaser?
21:28Aw
21:30You know
21:31I just don't like to piss people off
21:32I try to avoid like ag
21:33Rather than getting in the way of everyone
21:36I can tell Kyle's not happy about the whole Marnie and Casey thing
21:39If he's pissed about it, he needs to tell them
21:42Holding it in is just making him miserable
21:44I've got a feeling Kyle might be about to burst Casey and Marnie's bubble of love
21:48This could be really messy
21:56This programme contains strong language, sexual scenes and references from the outset and throughout
22:06Welcome back to Single AF
22:08Where Cupid has treated our celebs and their dates to a bring your own gender party
22:15I think we literally go shorts, stockings
22:17I look like a granny
22:19Put this down your pants
22:20This'll help
22:22What if my eyes get glued together?
22:26I have to say I'm the hottest fucking man I've ever seen
22:29Earlier in the day, John was sent into the shuttle to win Farrah's affections
22:33And now Farrah's getting butterflies
22:37I finally met someone I kind of like
22:40John's definitely ticking a lot of boxes
22:42So I'm a little nervous how tonight's gonna pan out
22:45Maybe I'll get some drinks, hang out and see how it goes
22:48While Farrah is getting ready to impress John
22:51It looks like Crystal is moving in
22:54Come on then, we'll go have a chat
22:55Who, me and you?
22:56Yeah
22:56Sit here then, we will in two sets
23:00Erm, I don't think Farrah's gonna be happy about you sitting there, Crystal
23:03What is going on?
23:05I thought John was here for Farrah's
23:07So what's he doing with Crystal?
23:16With the party in full swing, Casey and Marnie are still all over each other
23:20Leaving Kyle out in the cold
23:23I have to admit, I have been kind of ignoring Kyle
23:26But it's only because I feel so bad about the whole situation
23:29Honestly, Marnie can actually speak to you
23:31And it sounds like Marnie's original day for Paris has had enough
23:36What are you doing all day, secluding yourself?
23:38And I'm going round all the house to every single couple
23:41Oh, where's Marnie and Casey?
23:42Oh, I don't know, I don't know where they are
23:44I feel so bad for Kyle
23:46But when I invited him to Paris
23:47I had feelings for him and Casey
23:50I should have realised that eventually
23:51Someone was gonna get hurt
23:53It's such a mess and it's all my fault
23:56And talking of drunken messes
23:57Here comes Casey
23:59Kyle, what's wrong?
24:01What's wrong?
24:01I'm looking for you, Steve
24:02What's he said to you? What's wrong?
24:04Nothing
24:04What the fuck is Kyle doing?
24:06I turned my back for two seconds
24:07And the kids are already cracking on with Marnie
24:09You see one like necking on
24:11What's the problem if I'm necking on with her though?
24:13What is not?
24:13I'm not chilling with her
24:14Listen, all day you've been out here
24:16Yeah, but together
24:16All fucking day
24:18Of course me and Marnie are gonna hang out all the time
24:20She picked me over you, prick
24:22That's a bit harsh, Casey
24:24He's getting annoyed, I'm looking on with you
24:25No, I'm not getting annoyed
24:26Can I just speak for one minute, bro?
24:28Because I feel like you're just talking over me
24:30I just feel like you're getting annoyed, mate
24:31Every time I'm kissing her or whatever
24:33It's not about that
24:34It's not about that
24:34What Kyle wanted to do was tell Marnie his feelings
24:37And now, Casey's coming down acting like a total jerk
24:41I think you do fancy Marnie
24:43And I think you should just be honest with me about it
24:44I do
24:45I told you, me and Marnie have always had that thing
24:46But it's never ever going to be to me
24:48Casey has completely overreacted
24:50I'm not just going to ignore Kyle if he's upset
24:53It's totally
24:56I don't give a fuck
24:57A fucking shit, man
24:59Listen
24:59I'm a fucking idiot, mate
25:00Fucking chill with her all night
25:05I am
25:06Yeah, Kyle
25:07He was in the stereo kicks
25:10Why is Casey getting so bothered about me trying to talk to you?
25:13Casey's trying to make so I'm bothered about you
25:23You're right, you're right, you're right
25:24You're right, you're right
25:24You're right, you're right
25:24You're right, you're right
25:25Me, I'm the one to blame
25:26I'm a fuck-up
25:27This whole situation is my fault
25:29I've fucked up
25:32Whilst Marnie faces up to her mess
25:35Back in the party
25:36Farrah is mortal
25:38So I'm feeling like I need to lay down
25:40All this excitement of getting ready
25:42The hair, the makeup
25:44It's weighing me down
25:45I gotta take a nap
25:49Never thought I'd have this much fun in suspenders
25:51But I'm glad Allie is here
25:53Because she still looks fit as a bloke
25:56Mmmmm
25:57I'm not sure she's feeling your vibe there, Elliot
26:02Like Casey doesn't understand
26:04Like, he must still think there's something going on
26:06When there's actually not
26:07He's struggling
26:08Fucking stupid
26:08I kissed her on the first night
26:10Of course he's gonna be struggling with it
26:14I don't wanna hurt you, Kyle
26:16I don't know
26:17Like, what's the point of me still being here?
26:19It's not fair, Marnie
26:20This whole situation is so unfair on Kyle
26:23I still do really care about him
26:25And he's gonna watch me and Casey all over each other
26:28I need to make this right
26:30I do agree with you
26:31Me and Casey have secluded ourselves
26:33A little bit too much
26:34I'll be there for you more
26:35We'll be more of a team
26:37We'll have fun more
26:38It's a bit late now
26:39Right, okay
26:40I'll stay away from Casey
26:43And we'll all have fun as a group
26:46Yeah
26:47Cause that'll go down really well
26:51It's just a shame
26:52Crystal's going down really well
26:54With newbie John right about now
26:56Wake up Farrah
26:57This could be your last chance at love
26:59John and Crystal
27:00You look great together
27:01I did a few
27:02Two actualists
27:03Come out and talk to me in the garden
27:05Okay
27:05You guys need some time together
27:07Get out of here
27:07John must have a massive pair of balls
27:10Because when Farrah sees him flirting with Crystal like that
27:15She is gonna go mental
27:22Back in the garden
27:23Casey has calmed down
27:25And is ready to hear Kyle out
27:27If you feel like I'm getting the way to me
27:29I didn't think that
27:30I didn't think that
27:30It's fucking annoying
27:31Because right
27:32You think I'm gonna try and bang Marnie
27:33How do you expect me to feel
27:34You lot seem to forget
27:35What happened the first day
27:37Casey it's used to right
27:38And I'm happy with that
27:39I genuinely have feelings
27:41Well why am I here then?
27:42You two have been off
27:42The whole time together
27:44I mean you've not even had like a bit of banter
27:47If Kyle thinks I'm not gonna spend time with Marnie
27:49Just to not hurt his precious little feelings
27:52Then he's a mug
27:55Don't get upset okay
27:57I don't want you to feel up
27:58Kyle just come here man
28:01Kyle
28:03This is horrible
28:04Kyle is so upset
28:06And I'm starting to realise how much I've actually hurt him
28:10Come chill over here man
28:12Just chill
28:13Sit down
28:13Don't go inside yet
28:14Just take your time
28:15Chill over here
28:16Just chill
28:17He still annoys me
28:18But you know what
28:19I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Kyle
28:20This must be hard for him
28:22You know
28:23I did kind of nick the bird that he was meant to be with
28:25From now on
28:26Me and Kirsty
28:27And you
28:28We're gonna have fun
28:29We're not gonna be excluded
28:32Like as long as we're all on the same wavelength this time like
28:35That's fine
28:35It's fine mate
28:37I'm gonna get changed
28:38We'll wait here Kyle I promise
28:39Alright
28:40Right
28:42Come here
28:44You can come here still
28:47I can't help but get annoyed that Marnie brought Kyle to Paris in the first place
28:51He keeps trying to get in between us and it's doing my head in
28:55I don't know what to say really
28:58So now I can't enjoy time with you
29:00Because Kyle's here
29:01He's just fucked my time up here
29:03You brought him here
29:05I didn't
29:05That was a fucking mistake
29:07Don't like
29:08I didn't know that Kyle was like this
29:10Mm
29:11I didn't
29:12I don't know what to do to fix this
29:14Maybe me and Casey should tone it down a bit for Kyle's sake
29:17But I don't wanna turn it down
29:19Oh this is so hard
29:21I'm gonna go to bed
29:22Sleep in separate beds
29:23No
29:24No we're not sleeping in separate beds
29:26Why are you even saying that?
29:28That's so muggy
29:29Oh my god
29:30I feel like I just brought this on myself
29:32Don't you feel upset?
29:33I do
29:33I feel sad
29:34I don't wanna seem that upset
29:36Come on man
29:38Marnie
29:39Look at me
29:39I feel embarrassed
29:41Why do you feel embarrassed?
29:43I feel embarrassed that I'm hurting
29:44A friend that I care about
29:46If you're getting this upset about him
29:48You're not upset how I felt
29:49I love you
29:50I love you
29:51I love you
29:52I love you
29:53What the fuck?
29:54She loves both of us
29:55This is so messed up
30:02I'm in love with you
30:03But I love him
30:04It's a friend
30:05Yeah
30:06Oh right
30:07She's in love with me
30:08Shit
30:09This is massive
30:11I feel like I should be freaking out
30:13But I'm not
30:13Maybe it's cause
30:14I feel the same
30:19Fuck
30:20Where did that come from?
30:22I suppose I'm in love with Casey
30:24Trust me
30:25When Marnie falls for someone
30:26She falls hard
30:28What we'll do
30:29Is we'll wake up tomorrow
30:30For you
30:31And for him
30:32I won't be all over y'all
30:34But we'll share it bad, yeah?
30:36It's fine
30:38Come on
30:39You're not gonna not share it bad with me
30:41Yeah
30:43It looks like there's a party going on everywhere tonight
30:47Everywhere except in Kyle's heart
30:57This programme contains strong language, sexual scenes and references from the outset and throughout
31:07Welcome back to Single AF
31:10Where everyone's having a gender swap party
31:13Boys dressed as girls
31:14Girls dressed as boys
31:16Marnie dressed
31:17In a swimming costume
31:18Great effort Marnie
31:20Someone who doesn't need any excuse to dress up
31:23Is Courtney
31:24After talking about wanting to kiss Kyle all day
31:27She's given the heartbroken Geordie a shoulder to cry on
31:31Do you know what?
31:32Do you know what?
31:32Like the only person I've been
31:33Like being able to actually speak to you is Shane
31:35Like you've been there for me for like everything
31:38Like you're like my go-to to have a laugh with
31:40Yeah
31:40Like you bring me out with me
31:41Yeah
31:42Keep them hands where I can see them Courtney
31:45I know I came to Paris with Lucas
31:47But it's not like we're in a full-blown relationship
31:50And I mean what's the harm in a little party patch with Kyle?
31:54You're so cute
31:55I genuinely think you're a very handsome boy
31:57And it's all this banter about like flirting and I have no problem making out with you
32:02I know that
32:05I wouldn't put it past you making out with me
32:07That's all I'm going to say
32:08Now Kyle I know you're not gay but you absolutely want to make out with me
32:12It's so obvious
32:15I hope Lucas doesn't see this
32:19He's seen it
32:20Let's go look for the true
32:22Let's go look for the true always
32:24I'm going to be sitting with my mates watching this and be like
32:26Kyle
32:28What are you doing?
32:29I'm like
32:29Wait till you meet Courtney
32:31Exactly
32:31Who want to fuck Courtney?
32:33I have questions
32:35Lucas come sit down
32:36Where are you going?
32:39Oh Lucas come back
32:43Don't see how upset I'm
32:45Oh I feel bad
32:46No it's okay
32:47It feels like I'm trying to ban Courtney
32:50What?
32:52Sound like you
32:54All joking aside I can tell that Lucas was upset by that
32:57I mean maybe wanting to kiss Kyle for fun
33:00Isn't such a good idea
33:01Even if it was just for a laugh
33:03I feel bad too because like he's so adorable and so sweet
33:07In my mind it was just banter and it was just fun
33:11Yeah
33:11I don't want Lucas to feel like it wasn't what it was
33:14No
33:15There are some serious cross wires between Courtney and Lucas
33:19Speaking of which
33:20Speaking of which I wonder how John and Natalia are getting on
33:22What's happening?
33:24Why are you avoiding me?
33:25I'm avoiding you
33:27It's just that you are not that into me
33:30And it's okay
33:30I am into you
33:31I am so into you but you can only be so into someone if they're not as into you
33:36And if they're kind of pulled off
33:38I feel the first time we're both there with each other
33:40So if you're both into each other what's the problem?
33:43I am so all for you
33:45I've never been so all for you
33:47If I wasn't all for you I wouldn't have brought you here
33:48I'm all up for giving this a go but Natalia is constantly battling me
33:54And wanting me to prove myself
33:56I'm just tired of it
33:57And I'm starting to think does she really want to even be with me
34:01Seems like you've been distancing yourself from me
34:03It's just that we have a problem
34:05Because you're used to girls following you
34:07No I'm not used to girls following me
34:08Yeah
34:08No I'm not
34:09He's used to maybe girls going after him and doing all the moves
34:13I'm not that type of woman and I'm not going to do that
34:17I'm trying to make whatever we have work
34:20I feel like you're having a go at me
34:22When I could be having a go at you for
34:24I can know what you're acting
34:25So if you want to have a problem with me or not make this work then fine
34:28I feel like crying right now
34:30I feel so like
34:31Man I already cried for you
34:33My head is all over the place
34:35Like I'm not used to this sort of rejection
34:38It feels crap
34:39Like I'm trying to make this work
34:41But it seems like she couldn't be bothered anymore
34:44I really liked you
34:45I really liked you
34:46You really liked me
34:47Man I did so many more
34:49So you don't like me anymore
34:50Man at this point I don't want anything to work
34:53Oh no I think she's ending it
34:56Why not
34:56Because it's not working
34:59We all make mistakes
35:01I know I've made loads of mistakes in my life
35:03I think one of my mistakes is bringing you to Italy
35:05Seriously
35:06Ouch
35:07What I think to say John
35:09I think he meant France
35:10But we'll give him a pass
35:13I'm absolutely good Ed
35:14I've been on this journey trying to find someone special
35:17And now it's all falling down after a few days in Paris
35:21I'm really starting to wonder if I'll ever find anybody
35:24Edward
35:25I'm John
35:26Oh my god you are so
35:28Casey
35:29Now's not a good time mate
35:37After making Lucas jealous with her constant flirting with Kyle
35:40Courtney is trying to calm him down
35:43Enjoy
35:44Enjoy Kourtney
35:45No that's not what it's about
35:46Enjoy Kourtney
35:47What's happened?
35:48I just think there's been a miscommunication with Lucas
35:50Because I was flirting with Kyle and saying that I wanted to kiss him
35:54And he's a cute boy
35:55This is true
35:56I've made a mistake
35:57I mean I thought this was all just a bit of harmless fun
36:00But now I realise I've actually really hurt Lucas' feelings
36:03And that's the last thing I wanted to do
36:05I appreciate him a lot
36:06And I know that he feels jealous of Kyle
36:09Here comes Kyle
36:14Wow
36:15That's some nervous laugh you've got there Lucas
36:17Don't worry Lucas
36:23Like
36:24Like
36:25Like
36:26Horrible
36:27Just that
36:28Just that
36:35I don't think he heard you
36:38Oh
36:46Well
36:47You
36:54You
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