00:00Hello, my little angel. I'm Tracy Rattigan.
00:02Hello.
00:03You really are beautiful, aren't you?
00:05Oh, thank you.
00:06You're a dancer, aren't you, my dear?
00:08Yes. I mean, I was.
00:10Was? Don't tell me you're not still one of us.
00:13Well, yes, she's one of us. Or one of mine.
00:17Tracy, this is Laura, my wife.
00:19Is this foul news the truth?
00:20That's right. I'm his husband.
00:25She means I'm her wife.
00:28Well, this is Tracy Rattigan.
00:30I know.
00:31Say, Laura, how did you happen to come down to the office today?
00:33Oh, she just dropped by.
00:35That's not true, Rob. I came down to meet you, Mr. Rattigan.
00:38I'm one of your biggest fans. I've seen every one of your pictures.
00:41How wonderfully frank of you, my dear.
00:43Makes two of us.
00:46I want you to sit right over here. Pass me the cushion, Rob.
00:49Just sit down there. You're in for a wonderful treat.
00:51I'm about to display some of my hidden talent.
00:54This is just something I do at parties, Rob.
00:57I thought you might be able to work it into the show.
01:00You know, most of the English stars are not actors or comedians.
01:03They're people who do bird impressions.
01:05Bird impressions?
01:06Now, don't get emotional, buddy.
01:09You've been such a swell group.
01:11I'd like to give you just a few of the well-known bird calls.
01:15Now, please note, Rob, I do this naturally in the throat
01:18without the aid of any artificial thing at my mouth at all.
01:22All right? A few well-known bird calls.
01:23Just a moment. Excuse me.
01:30The first man I gave you
01:33is something we haven't heard.
01:35You've never heard before.
01:37Ain't heard you.
01:50Secondly...
02:00Secondly, something just a little different
02:04as we share in the bird world.
02:08It's quite an unusual bird.
02:11You know, I think you'll be amused by simply...
02:18So, sit tight
02:21for a seven-headed sand trap.
02:24A little more physical.
02:29I'll see you.
02:30I hope you'll appreciate the danger in that.
02:34Lush.
02:38Lush.
02:39But definitely not this.
02:42Sh...
02:44Something this is quite unique.
02:47In fact, I think I'm the only person in the bird world actually giving this a go.
02:52This bird I'm going to do for you now is very, very rare.
02:57In fact, it is distinct.
03:01But I still do this. Now, please note this. It's a very long impression.
03:06Tremendously high.
03:07And when I do it, somewhere in town,
03:12an area will wake up and say, what we've done.
03:15Oh, give it a whirl.
03:17Absolute silence, please.
03:30Sorry, old loves. It seems Tracy swallowed his natural throat.
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