00:00Tonight on small fortune players will need a steady hand and nerves of steel to win big money
00:05They might also need a magnifying glass because they're taking on the tiniest but toughest games on the planet
00:12Can anyone win a small fortune?
00:16This is the world's smallest game show with me, the world's biggest voice
00:23Oh, please give a huge hand to the medium-sized mr. Dermot
00:32Hello and welcome to small fortune the world's dinkiest diddiest little game show where small games can win you big
00:39money a possible
00:40150,000 pounds if you don't mind
00:44But when games of this weenie mistakes are magnified and the distance between success and failure is measured in millimeters
00:52Really not that much rights. There's no show without contestants. Well, there is, but it'd be very dull
00:57So let's meet them. Please welcome the footballers
01:08I'm into this
01:11All right
01:14So footballers welcome along tell us how you'll know each other why you're the footballers
01:17We all know each other because we play for the england amputee football team and we was recently in the
01:22world cup in mexico
01:29What's it like playing in the world cup is it fantastic?
01:32Yeah, especially being with all the boys like team camaraderie and hobbies wise outside football
01:37What you do mine? I climb for great britain as well you claim and you play football
01:42And he's a six in the world at climbing. You're six in up
01:50And where'd you live who'd you live with? I live with my dad at the minute
01:54I live with my partner hardy and my three girls
01:57Lottie nelly and millie. Yeah, and I live with my mom and dad at the moment and the cat gary
02:01and then
02:06I mean you play football for england you're the sixth best climber in the world but the cat gary just
02:10got me
02:12Okay, so what do we bring to the team guys michael brings the cool calm collectiveness. That's called mike martin
02:18brings the quirkiness
02:19Oh, yeah, I get that
02:21And i'll bring on only aggression
02:26Oh
02:27Okay, so guys here are the rules
02:29You're about to face the world's tiniest toughest games you can bank up to 50 000 pounds for every game
02:35you win
02:36All you have to do is win three games to get to the small fortune final and you'll play for
02:39all the money
02:40You've banked across those three games, but lose a tiny game lose a grown full-sized player and you get
02:46a straight red
02:47Okay, lose three players and you're out of the game all clear
02:50Yep, let's kick things off and reveal your first tiny game
03:04This is marble
03:10Welcome to london's most minuscule monument
03:18Blow the marble through the central arch with a single breath
03:26Fail and you won't just be out of breath you'll be out of the competition
03:34You've got to roll with it you've got to take it down
03:38Come on you guys
03:41Well
03:43Like every single game we have here it looks a lot simpler than it is you must have played marbles
03:48before
03:48Yeah sure have yeah
03:49Have we blown the marbles for 50 grand pretty simple
03:53What are you thinking first impressions lads first impressions on those these two don't want to do it
03:59It's a big decision who's going to play the first game because you lose your most important player first then
04:04It's a hard road to the final that's what i'm saying most of the time when we go we go
04:08behind
04:09We end up losing so we've got to win this yeah don't think it's for me to be honest no
04:13i can you'll be good at this one
04:14I'm wrecking i've probably got the lung power you think of it go yeah
04:19raymondo it's time to take on marble arch
04:25So
04:27And every game you can bank up to 50 000 pounds obviously that's a lot of money so before you
04:33play for real we give you a completely free practice
04:37So whenever you're ready
04:41Get ready to catch that ball out the other side
04:44Like your style
04:56Yeah, i suppose that's pretty good really
04:58Now
04:59In front of you is a tiny button if you press it
05:02You're playing for real right now for 50 000 pounds or you can practice every time you practice
05:06We take 10% off your prize fund which of course is five thousand pounds
05:11So obviously the more you practice the more money you lose
05:18Everyone like pressing the button all calm down
05:21Yeah, sorry right you have a decision to make press or practice
05:27I reckon i could do it i reckon i could do it i know you could do it i've just
05:31seen you do it
05:31It's very good but it only takes a little bit of air to come out different section of your mouth
05:35and you've you've hit the post very tactical
05:38Hmm do one more do one more practice yeah yeah
05:42Yeah
05:43Shut up
05:47Another practice yeah, we do want to keep them on side right
05:52Five thousand pounds off the price run please
05:57This will be your second practice yeah anytime you're ready
06:13I'm sorry
06:13Well what'd you do there differently probably blew out this side a little bit more
06:17You didn't blow as hard as well didn't blow as hard i think just take your time a little bit
06:22What posted i at the left one yeah
06:25Okay what would you like to do press or practice it's completely up to you if you feel comfortable i
06:29don't want to go out though
06:31Well in that case carry on practicing kind of another practice yeah definitely yeah okay five thousand pounds off the
06:36prize fund
06:37down to forty thousand it's your third practice but you long way to go mate
06:48Yeah
06:48Yeah
06:56Penalty basically is a penalty in it basically it's the penalty yeah
07:01We talked about this before like we've got routines for penalties and to focus yourself before a penalty who's the
07:07penalty taker out of the three of you
07:08Wow
07:12In a shootout will be there yeah
07:16What you're saying then lads push the button do you feel like you can do it
07:21I found a guy could do it every time but i never so
07:27Sugar babe out there in there
07:35What do you want to do press or practice i don't know d i don't know
07:41One more yeah i can't go against what they reckon cannot they're my team mates
07:46Practice okay five thousand bucks of surprise fund thank you time
07:5035 000 pounds this is your fourth practice
07:53right then take your time
07:58oh
08:05See it's 50 50 i'm hitting it and then i'm missing it so
08:10You've done it missed done it missed done it missed done it missed i'm making a pattern
08:14Am i going to change that pattern or not
08:17Okay when when you go to take the time yeah i think you've got it you're cool wrestle practice
08:28You reckon yeah go for it yeah here for you right
08:31It's it
08:43Hey this is your big moment
08:49Succeed and you will bank 35 000 pounds to play for in the final
08:55Fail, and you will be eliminated, leaving Martin and Mike to win three games without you.
09:05You have used four practices, and succeeded just twice.
09:12But this is the only time that counts.
09:18Here we go, Ray. Take your time.
09:20Take your time.
09:21Best of luck.
09:28Take your time.
09:29Take your time.
09:31Oh.
09:41Yes.
09:41Yes.
09:51The pattern worked.
09:53Yeah, well done.
09:59OK, you've now banked £35,000.
10:01You're one game closer to the final.
10:04All three players remaining, 35 in the bank.
10:07Ready for the next game, footballers?
10:08Yep.
10:09Excellent.
10:09Please reveal the next game.
10:20This is Against the Grain.
10:24Welcome to Small Fortune Farm, where it's harvest time.
10:31Using the straw, employ the power of suction to pick up five grains of corn and deposit them in the
10:39silo within ten seconds.
10:42Fail, and you'll be a complete and utter loser.
10:47And out of the competition.
10:57I can literally just dance here for, like, the rest of the night.
10:59Um, hey, guys, what do you think?
11:01This is all about lung, pow, uh, lung power.
11:07You feeling it?
11:08Lung, pow, uh, lung power.
11:10To be fair, you're like the quickest, the nimblest.
11:13Yeah.
11:13We need speed in this one.
11:15True.
11:15You're not unfit.
11:16You've got big lungs.
11:17Do you know what I mean?
11:18You're not unfit.
11:19He's the sixth best climber in the world.
11:22That's what I'm saying.
11:22He's not unfit.
11:23He's fit.
11:24Cut that handbag.
11:25Not fitter than me, but...
11:27I think I can do it.
11:29Looks all right, doesn't it?
11:31Yeah.
11:31Up for it, Martin?
11:32Yeah, I'll go for it.
11:33Comedy, Martin.
11:34All right, Martin.
11:35It's time for Martin to take on Against the Grain.
11:44As always, you have one free practice after that.
11:47Each practice costs you £5,000.
11:49So, are you ready for your first practice?
11:51I think so, yeah.
11:52All right, mate.
11:52Best of luck.
11:54Start the countdown, please.
11:56Three, two, one, go!
12:08Don't worry, don't worry.
12:10It's all right, all right, all right, all right.
12:11Yeah, no, that's fine.
12:12It's not far off.
12:13It's doable.
12:14It's doable.
12:14What do you learn from that?
12:15Probably couldn't take my time a bit more.
12:17The first two, you probably went a bit too far.
12:19And breathe.
12:20I forgot to breathe on the first three.
12:22So, here's the situation.
12:24You can press the button now and play for £50,000.
12:28Or you can practice for £5,000.
12:30Practice.
12:30Practice, yeah.
12:31I haven't practiced.
12:33Already?
12:34They're impatient months.
12:36Practice, yeah.
12:36All right, £5,000 off the prize fund, please.
12:40This is your second practice.
12:42Take your time, boys.
12:42Take your time.
12:43Come on.
12:44And begin the countdown, please.
12:47Three, two, one, go!
12:50Steady, steady.
12:51Go on.
12:52Good start.
12:52Good start.
12:54Keep it there.
12:55Keep it there.
12:56You're golden.
12:56Golden.
12:57Smashing it.
12:58Go on.
12:58You've got loads of time.
12:59Easy.
13:04Confidence.
13:04Yeah.
13:05We have a sample there.
13:09Don't need to do it quicker, though, mate.
13:10No, I know.
13:11Yeah.
13:11Just do it at the same pace.
13:12What do you do, then?
13:13Wow.
13:14Impressive.
13:16You press that button right there.
13:17£45,000 you can be paying for right now.
13:20Ooh!
13:21Looking to Pananologist, Dad.
13:23Didn't do it.
13:23Done it.
13:24Didn't do it.
13:24So, you might be a kernel this time.
13:26Go with Ray's algorithm.
13:27Have a practice.
13:29Ray's weird algorithm.
13:30I reckon one more practice.
13:32One more practice?
13:33Yeah.
13:34One more practice.
13:35All right.
13:35£5,000 worth of price.
13:36£40,000.
13:39This will be your third practice.
13:41Start the countdown, please.
13:43Three.
13:44Two.
13:45One.
13:46Go!
14:02Oh, we got ourselves an decision now.
14:09Half a second.
14:11Half a second.
14:11Half a second.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Could be playing for £40,000.
14:15An awful lot of money again.
14:17I am.
14:17Yeah.
14:17I thought, like, that time I was like...
14:19You were a bit shaky that time.
14:20But remember, then, just take that breath.
14:22Even if you've got to take a minute before you do it,
14:24just settle yourself.
14:25Mm.
14:26Penalty zone, remember?
14:27You can do it, mate.
14:28Go on.
14:29It's up to you, mate.
14:30It's your call.
14:30It is.
14:31Put back here whatever you want to do.
14:34Push it!
14:34Press it!
14:34Press it!
14:36Press it!
14:37Push it!
14:39Push it!
14:40Push it!
14:41Push it!
14:41I don't want to do it.
14:43I don't want to do it.
14:44I don't want it.
14:59Martin, for £40,000,
15:02you are about to face your big moment.
15:07After the break.
15:08Oh.
15:10Oh.
15:42You've succeeded twice in practice.
15:45Very impressive.
15:46Thanks.
15:47But this is the only time that counts.
15:52Here we go.
15:53Deep breath.
15:54When you're ready.
15:55Deep breath.
15:56Breathe.
15:58Start the countdown, please.
16:01Three, two, one, go!
16:06Good start. Keep it going. Keep it there.
16:09Go on, son.
16:10Go on, two more. You're smashing it.
16:11Go on. Last one.
16:12Easy, buddy.
16:14Easy, baby.
16:15What a ball!
16:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:22Woo!
16:24Someone came to play today, didn't he?
16:26Hey!
16:27Oh!
16:29Look at that.
16:30Never in any doubt.
16:32Boom, boom, boom, boom.
16:331.7!
16:34That's the best one.
16:35That's the best one as well.
16:36Unbelievable.
16:39That's what the gold celebration was.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Nice.
16:41Wow, you guys are impressive.
16:43You little legends.
16:44They've banked 75,000 pounds.
16:48All you need to do is win one more game,
16:51and you are free to the final.
16:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:57Ready for it?
16:58Yeah.
16:58Bring on the next game.
17:01APPLAUSE
17:09This is The Waste Wing.
17:13Welcome to the Oval Office of the Weenie White House,
17:18home of President Tiny Trump.
17:21You must dispose of some fake news
17:24by flicking a copy of the Small Street Journal
17:27from the desk into the waste paper bin.
17:30Succeed by landing the newspaper in the bin
17:33with a single flick.
17:35Fail, and your term in office
17:37and the competition will come to an end.
17:49Here it is, the Oval Office.
17:51You can tell it's got the seal
17:52of the President of the United States of America.
17:54Very strong.
17:56I love the detail here.
17:57So here we go, some fake news.
17:58Fake news has to go in the waste paper bin.
18:00Couldn't be more simple.
18:03President's not here.
18:04He's working on the old golf game.
18:06So...
18:07It's kind of more mini-basketball than football.
18:09Yeah, it is.
18:10This is probably something I'd practice, like,
18:11at work in the van or something.
18:14Flicking bits of paper into a cup or something.
18:16That's the kind of thing I'll do here.
18:18Those hours must fly by.
18:19Yeah, they do.
18:20But, um...
18:21Yeah, I'm happy to do it.
18:22All right.
18:23Ray, time to take on the waste wing.
18:26APPLAUSE
18:31So, you get one free practice.
18:33Happy?
18:33Yeah.
18:34OK.
18:34Take your free practice whenever you want.
18:51That jump's completely different.
18:52You're a striker?
18:53I expect that.
18:55Defender.
18:55I'm used to missing the time.
18:57LAUGHTER
18:58What did we learn there?
18:59Trying a different position.
19:01All right.
19:01Got to work this one out.
19:03OK, here's the situation.
19:04You can press the plate for 50 grand right now.
19:07Or...
19:08£5,000 per practice.
19:10I'm going to have practice there, right?
19:11Five thousand pounds off the price front, please.
19:13Pay your time again.
19:14That's 45,000 pounds.
19:15This is your second...
19:16What I'll do, I'll put it on there...
19:18So it's not on the lane.
19:20Just watch your power, everyone.
19:34This is Michael Brake.
19:38Another practice?
19:40Yeah, another practice.
19:40Five thousand pounds off the price front, please.
19:43Just try and watch your power.
19:48Thank you, Tom.
19:55That is bull.
19:58So long.
20:04That is bull.
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