00:00Tonight on small fortune players will need a steady hand and nerves of steel to win big money
00:05They might also need a magnifying glass because they're taking on the tiniest but toughest games on the planet
00:12Can anyone win a small fortune?
00:16This is the world's smallest game show with me, the world's biggest voice
00:23Oh, please give a huge hand to the medium-sized mr. Dermot
00:32Hello and welcome to small fortune the world's dinkiest diddiest little game show where small games can win you big
00:39money a possible
00:40150,000 pounds if you don't mind
00:44But when games of this weenie mistakes are magnified and the distance between success and failure is measured in millimeters
00:52Really not that much rights. There's no show without contestants. Well, there is, but it'd be very dull
00:57So let's meet them. Please welcome the footballers
01:08I'm into this
01:11All right
01:14So footballers welcome along tell us how you'll know each other why you're the footballers
01:17We all know each other because we play for the england amputee football team and we was recently in the
01:22world cup in mexico
01:29What's it like playing in the world cup is it fantastic?
01:32Yeah, especially being with all the boys like team camaraderie and hobbies wise outside football
01:37What you do mine? I climb for great britain as well you claim and you play football
01:42And he's a six in the world at climbing. You're six in up
01:50And where'd you live who'd you live with? I live with my dad at the minute
01:54I live with my partner hardy and my three girls
01:57Lottie nelly and millie. Yeah, and I live with my mom and dad at the moment and the cat gary
02:01and then
02:06I mean you play football for england you're the sixth best climber in the world but the cat gary just
02:10got me
02:12Okay, so what do we bring to the team guys michael brings the cool calm collectiveness. That's called mike martin
02:18brings the quirkiness
02:19Oh, yeah, I get that
02:21And i'll bring on only aggression
02:26Oh
02:27Okay, so guys here are the rules
02:29You're about to face the world's tiniest toughest games you can bank up to 50 000 pounds for every game
02:35you win
02:36All you have to do is win three games to get to the small fortune final and you'll play for
02:39all the money
02:40You've banked across those three games, but lose a tiny game lose a grown full-sized player and you get
02:46a straight red
02:47Okay, lose three players and you're out of the game all clear
02:50Yep, let's kick things off and reveal your first tiny game
03:04This is marble
03:10Welcome to london's most minuscule monument
03:18Blow the marble through the central arch with a single breath
03:26Fail and you won't just be out of breath you'll be out of the competition
03:34You've got to roll with it you've got to take it down
03:38Come on you guys
03:41Well
03:43Like every single game we have here it looks a lot simpler than it is you must have played marbles
03:48before
03:48Yeah sure have yeah
03:49Have we blown the marbles for 50 grand pretty simple
03:53What are you thinking first impressions lads first impressions on those these two don't want to do it
03:59It's a big decision who's going to play the first game because you lose your most important player first then
04:04It's a hard road to the final that's what i'm saying most of the time when we go we go
04:08behind
04:09We end up losing so we've got to win this yeah don't think it's for me to be honest no
04:13i can you'll be good at this one
04:14I'm wrecking i've probably got the lung power you think of it go yeah
04:19raymondo it's time to take on marble arch
04:25So
04:27And every game you can bank up to 50 000 pounds obviously that's a lot of money so before you
04:33play for real we give you a completely free practice
04:37So whenever you're ready
04:41Get ready to catch that ball out the other side
04:44Like your style
04:56Yeah, i suppose that's pretty good really
04:58Now
04:59In front of you is a tiny button if you press it
05:02You're playing for real right now for 50 000 pounds or you can practice every time you practice
05:06We take 10% off your prize fund which of course is five thousand pounds
05:11So obviously the more you practice the more money you lose
05:18Everyone like pressing the button all calm down
05:21Yeah, sorry right you have a decision to make press or practice
05:27I reckon i could do it i reckon i could do it i know you could do it i've just
05:31seen you do it
05:31It's very good but it only takes a little bit of air to come out different section of your mouth
05:35and you've you've hit the post very tactical
05:38Hmm do one more do one more practice yeah yeah
05:42Yeah
05:43Shut up
05:47Another practice yeah, we do want to keep them on side right
05:52Five thousand pounds off the price run please
05:57This will be your second practice yeah anytime you're ready
06:13I'm sorry
06:13Well what'd you do there differently probably blew out this side a little bit more
06:17You didn't blow as hard as well didn't blow as hard i think just take your time a little bit
06:22What posted i at the left one yeah
06:25Okay what would you like to do press or practice it's completely up to you if you feel comfortable i
06:29don't want to go out though
06:31Well in that case carry on practicing kind of another practice yeah definitely yeah okay five thousand pounds off the
06:36prize fund
06:37down to forty thousand it's your third practice but you long way to go mate
06:48Yeah
06:48Yeah
06:56Penalty basically is a penalty in it basically it's the penalty yeah
07:01We talked about this before like we've got routines for penalties and to focus yourself before a penalty who's the
07:07penalty taker out of the three of you
07:08Wow
07:12In a shootout will be there yeah
07:16What you're saying then lads push the button do you feel like you can do it
07:21I found a guy could do it every time but i never so
07:27Sugar babe out there in there
07:35What do you want to do press or practice i don't know d i don't know
07:41One more yeah i can't go against what they reckon cannot they're my team mates
07:46Practice okay five thousand bucks of surprise fund thank you time
07:5035 000 pounds this is your fourth practice
07:53right then take your time
07:58oh
08:05See it's 50 50 i'm hitting it and then i'm missing it so
08:10You've done it missed done it missed done it missed done it missed i'm making a pattern
08:14Am i going to change that pattern or not
08:17Okay when when you go to take the time yeah i think you've got it you're cool wrestle practice
08:28You reckon yeah go for it yeah here for you right
08:37Okay
08:44Hey this is your big moment
08:49Succeed and you will bank 35 000 pounds to play for in the final
08:55Fail and you will be eliminated leaving martin and mike to win three games without you
09:04You have used four practices and succeeded just twice
09:12But this is the only time that counts
09:17Here we go right take your time
09:21Best of luck
09:28Take your time take your time
09:30Oh
09:41Yes
09:41Get your time
09:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:50Well done.
09:51Got it.
09:52The pattern worked.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Well done.
09:58OK, you've now banked £35,000.
10:01You're one game closer to the final.
10:04All three players remaining, 35 in the bank.
10:07Ready for the next game, footballers?
10:08Yep.
10:09Excellent.
10:09Please reveal the next game.
10:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:21This is Against the Grain!
10:25Welcome to Small Fortune Farm,
10:29where it's harvest time.
10:31Using the straw, employ the power of suction
10:34to pick up five grains of corn
10:37and deposit them in the silo within ten seconds.
10:42Fail, and you'll be a complete and utter loser.
10:46And out of the competition!
10:53I can literally just dance here for, like, the rest of the night.
11:00Hey guys, what do you think?
11:02This is all about lung power.
11:06Lung power.
11:07You feeling it?
11:08Lung power.
11:09Lung power.
11:09Lung power.
11:10To be fair, you all like the quickest and nimblest.
11:13Yeah.
11:13We need speed in this one.
11:15True.
11:15You're not unfit.
11:16You've got big lungs.
11:17Do you know what I mean?
11:18You're not unfit.
11:19He's the sixth best climber in the world!
11:22That's what I'm saying.
11:22He's not unfit.
11:23He's fit!
11:24He's got that handbag.
11:25He's not fitter than me, but...
11:27I think I can do it.
11:29Looks all right, doesn't it?
11:31Yeah.
11:31Up for it, Martin?
11:32Yeah, I'll go for it.
11:33Come on in, Martin.
11:35Santa Martin to take on against the grain!
11:44As always, you have one free practice after that.
11:47Each practice costs you £5,000.
11:49So, are you ready for your first practice?
11:51I think so, yeah.
11:52All right, mate.
11:52Best of luck.
11:54Start the countdown, please.
11:56Three...
11:57Two...
11:58One...
11:59Go!
12:08Don't worry, don't worry.
12:11It's not far off.
12:12That's fine.
12:12It's not far off.
12:13It's doable.
12:14It's doable.
12:14It's doable.
12:14What'd you learn from that?
12:15Probably couldn't take my time a bit more.
12:17The first two, you probably went in bits.
12:19Not too far.
12:19And breathe.
12:20I forgot to breathe on the first three.
12:22So, here's the situation.
12:24You can press the button now and play for £50,000.
12:27Or...
12:28You can practice for £5,000.
12:30Practice.
12:30Practice, yeah.
12:31Have a practice.
12:33Already?
12:34They're impatient bucks.
12:36Practice, yeah.
12:37£5,000 off the prize fund, please.
12:40This is your second practice.
12:42Take your time, boys.
12:42Take your time.
12:43Come on.
12:44And begin the countdown, please.
12:47Three...
12:48Two...
12:49One...
12:49Go!
12:50Steady.
12:51Steady.
12:51Go on.
12:52Good start.
12:52Good start.
12:54Keep it there.
12:55Keep it there.
12:56You're golden.
12:56Golden.
12:57Smashing it.
12:58Go on, you've got loads of time.
12:59Easy.
13:03Come on.
13:04Yeah.
13:05We have a sample there.
13:07Exactly.
13:09Don't need to do it quicker, though, mate.
13:10No, I know.
13:11Yeah.
13:11Just do it at the same pace.
13:12What you did, then?
13:13Wow.
13:14Impressive.
13:15You press that button right there.
13:1745 grand you can be paying for right now.
13:20Gah!
13:21Looking to plan an artist, Dad.
13:23Well, didn't do it.
13:23Done it.
13:24Didn't do it.
13:24So, you might be a kernel this time.
13:26Go with Ray's algorithm.
13:27Have a practice.
13:29Ray's weird.
13:29I don't know it.
13:30I reckon one more practice.
13:32One more practice?
13:33Yeah.
13:34One more practice.
13:35All right.
13:355,000 pounds per price.
13:365,40,000 pounds.
13:39This will be your third practice.
13:41Start the countdown, please.
13:443, 2, 1, go!
14:00You've got it.
14:01You've got it.
14:01You've got it.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Oh, we got ourselves an decision now.
14:05Got a level.
14:09Half a second.
14:11Half a second.
14:11Half a second.
14:12Yeah.
14:14Could be playing for 40 grand.
14:16An awful lot of money.
14:17I am.
14:17Yeah.
14:19You were a bit shaky that time.
14:20But remember, then, just take that breath.
14:22Even if you've got to take a minute before you do it,
14:24just settle yourself.
14:25Mm-hmm.
14:26Penalty zone, remember?
14:27You can do it, mate.
14:28Go on.
14:29It's up to you, mate.
14:30It's your call.
14:30It is.
14:31We're back here, whatever you want to do.
14:34Push it!
14:34Press or practice?
14:37Push it!
14:41Push it!
14:42Push it!
14:42I don't want to do it.
14:44I don't want to do it.
14:45Push it!
14:46Come on!
14:47Push it!
14:48Push it!
14:48I don't want to do it!
14:58Martin, for £40,000, you are about to face your big moment, after the break.
15:19Footballers, before the break, you won your first game, banking £35,000.
15:26Now, Martin, you've stepped up to play, for £40,000.
15:33Fail, and you'll be eliminated, leaving Mike and Ray to win two more games, without you.
15:41You've succeeded twice in practice, very impressive.
15:46Thanks.
15:47But this, is the only time that counts.
15:52Here we go.
15:53Deep breath.
15:54When you're ready, deep breath.
15:56Breathe.
15:59Start the countdown, please.
16:02Three, two, one, go!
16:07Good start, keep it going, keep it there.
16:09Go on, son.
16:10Go on, two more, you're smashing it.
16:11Go on, last one.
16:13Easy, buddy.
16:14Easy, baby.
16:14Yeah!
16:15Yeah!
16:15Oh, boy!
16:17Oh, boy!
16:25You're going to play today, isn't he?
16:27Hey!
16:28Oh!
16:29Look at that.
16:30Never in any doubt.
16:32Boom, boom, boom, boom.
16:331.7!
16:34That's the best one.
16:35That's the best one.
16:39That's the best one as well.
16:57Ready for it?
16:58Yeah, yeah.
16:58Bring on the next game.
17:09This is The Waste Wing.
17:13Welcome to the Oval Office of the Weenie White House, home of President Tiny Trump.
17:20You must dispose of some fake news by flicking a copy of the Small Street Journal from the desk into
17:28the waste paper bin.
17:30Succeed by landing the newspaper in the bin with a single flick.
17:35Fail, and your term in office and the competition will come to an end.
17:49Here it is, the Oval Office.
17:51You can tell it's got the seal of the President of the United States of America.
17:54Very strong.
17:56I love the detail here.
17:57So here we go, some fake news.
17:58Fake news has to go in the waste paper bin.
18:00Couldn't.
18:00Be.
18:01More.
18:02Simple.
18:03President's not here.
18:04He's working on the old golf game.
18:06So...
18:07It's kind of more mini basketball than football.
18:09Yeah, it is.
18:09This is probably something I'd practice, like, at work in the van or something.
18:14Flicking bits of paper into a cup or something.
18:16That's the kind of thing I'll do here.
18:18Those hours must fly by.
18:19Yeah, they do.
18:20But, um...
18:21Yeah, I'm happy to do it.
18:22All right.
18:23Ray, time to take on The Waste Wing.
18:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:31So, you get one free practice.
18:33Happy?
18:33Yeah.
18:34OK.
18:34Take your free practice whenever you want.
18:51That jump's completely different.
18:52You're a striker.
18:53I expect that.
18:55Defender.
18:55I'm used to...
18:55I'm used to missing the targets.
18:57LAUGHTER
18:58What did we learn there?
18:59Trying a different position.
19:01All right.
19:01Got to work this one out.
19:03OK.
19:03Here's the situation.
19:04You can press the plate for 50 grand right now.
19:07Or...
19:08£5,000 per practice.
19:10I'm going to have practice there, right?
19:115,000 pounds off the price front, please.
19:13Play your time again.
19:14That's 45,000 pounds.
19:15This is your second...
19:16What I'll do, I'll put it on there, so it's not on the lane.
19:20Just watch your power, you know.
19:34Just watch your power, you know.
19:35This is make or break.
19:39Another practice?
19:40Yeah, another practice, yeah.
19:415,000 pounds off the price front, please.
19:44Just try and watch your power.
19:47There's one thing that's what...
19:59...is
20:12...a final day...
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