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00:17Rockabye, my baby
00:30Did you know that money flows on trees?
00:33Did you know I picked a hundred keys?
00:36Close your eyes, close your eyes and away we'll fly
00:40Rockabye, my baby, in the early bright
00:43Rockabye, my baby, like a satellite
00:47Rockabye, my baby, till you're out of sight
00:50Did you know the ocean's marmalade?
00:53Did you know that TV stars get paid?
00:56Did you know the Dodgers made that trade?
01:00Now's the time to give your dreams a try
01:04Rockabye, my baby
01:06Rock, rock, my baby
01:08Let's start to count those sheep
01:11Rockabye, my baby
01:13Rock, rock, my baby
01:14Won't you go to sleep?
01:17Rockabye, my baby
01:18To the land of Nod
01:20Rockabye, my baby
01:22Where the cherubs try
01:23Rockabye, my baby
01:25Aren't cherubs odd?
01:27Did you know my song is nearly through?
01:30Did you know the sandman's overdue?
01:33Did you know I'll soon be sleepy too?
01:37Rockabye, rockabye
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02:10of yours is an ill-tempered beast in the morning only after she's had her coffee coffee she's
02:14guzzling brandy and it's only 8 30. who starts drinking before 10 a.m i'm taking that offer from
02:20live television aren't you ashamed exiling poor harry to live television he made a remark i didn't
02:33like like like i'm putting on weight oh so you are this doesn't help now don't you start in all
02:39right you start in what's wrong nothing i can't figure why you're on the jug you've got everything
02:45to make you happy your box office you're beautiful you're single every married man in town is trying
02:51to date you your next picture is an epic do you realize that every actress in hollywood would give
02:57her sunday uplifts to play the white virgin of the nile a controversial bestseller what troubles can
03:04you possibly have that warrant 90 proof drowning now don't cry honey you you haven't even seen the
03:14screenplay of the white virgin of the nile i talked to four of the screenwriters one of them who'd
03:20actually read the book and he told me they've only changed the last 200 pages of the original story
03:26now honey please you're still untouched in the script you've never seen a man
03:30you don't even know what a man is i'm gonna have a baby
03:35oh
04:04goodbye whitey the virgin goodbye 10 percent goodbye belly a mansion goodbye diners club membership oh
04:14oh stop mumbling you're my agent what do we do don't say we does anybody else know about this
04:20only you only me only me and since when the birds and the bees change their modus operandi
04:31oh my husband was killed you're married
04:36that's not very funny well when did you get married of course if it's all legal you can
04:41still play the white virgin it'll just be a tougher acting job that's all
04:46that's right because i don't have a marriage license what oh i don't remember where i was
04:53married it was somewhere in mexico that's all i know mexico you mean that publicity junkie to a
05:00that's it then i met carlos he was a handsome bullfighter it was one of those romantic full moon
05:11nights like we have back home in midvale back home in midvale indiana they don't have bullfighters and
05:18no tequila and that's what did it so when carlos suggested we get married it sounded like a good
05:26idea we drove to a little place i don't remember getting there all i remember is waking up the next
05:33morning back in acapulco with a terrible hangover think honey think try and remember where you went
05:39i'll fly down and make a photostatic copy of the license remember it's a blank all right all right so
05:45you woke up hung over and we realized we'd made a mistake we decided to have the marriage annulled after
05:53the bullfight that afternoon but carlos never came back from the bullfight so i tore up our marriage
06:02license and came home that'll be for me tell them i'll be right there for my last scene in pictures
06:16she'll be right there oh good morning sir it's the chief yes mr rumson a press conference announcing
06:27carla as the white virgin of the nile uh-huh both luella and hedda will be there i'll come wearing
06:35my
06:35maternity dress i'm afraid carla won't be able to make it you see she's she's so thrilled about playing
06:40this great part that uh as soon as she finishes retakes today she's going into seclusion how long
06:47ago was acapulco four months ago she'll be away five months sir yes so as to get into the proper
06:57white
06:57virgin mood well thank you sir goodbye now you go away let your hair go natural take the caps off
07:06your
07:06teeth take the padding out and no one will know you what happens five months from now fast thinking
07:12agent have your baby and some out of the way maternity home and what happens after my baby is
07:20born well you leave it somewhere and then when the picture's finished you adopt it leave my baby
07:26somewhere now i may not have been much of a wife but i'm going to be a terrific mother
07:32i'm not leaving my baby with any strangers oh not strangers you you leave it in midvale with your
07:39father papa's worse than a stranger he's had nothing to do with me since i left home there's your sister
07:45sandra what about her she's coming out here for a visit i can't trust sandy she's too young and besides
07:52she's always been jealous because the boyfriend she liked was crazy about me
08:01clayton clayton pool clayton pool clayton is the one person i can trust oh thanks that's nice
08:09trust you harold fasten me up but clayton really cares about me why if it hadn't been for clayton i
08:15affair of 1955 and he's always wanted to be a father he'll take wonderful care of his number we'd
08:22better call him up and tell him he's expecting give him a chance i can't call back there you don't
08:28understand what a small town is like and believe me midvale is a small town there isn't much to midvale
08:36except a few stores and buildings under the statue of the hero of midvale i remember how clayton always
08:43looked up and told me miss menifee the telephone operator would blab it all over town so we'll send
08:49him a letter clayton never receives any mail no a letter to clayton would cause talk are you sure
08:57this noble character still lives in midvale clayton lives on euclid street in a remodeled carriage house
09:03and the last i heard from my kid sister sandy clayton was working for mr wright who owns the midvale
09:09television store
09:18how's it now mrs van cleef
09:23just a moment clayton
09:27we have a new tv darlings
09:32oh now don't you be impatient sweetie
09:41clayton yeah mrs van cleef it's still snowing all over art link letter keep watching i designed this
09:50area for fringe areas it should work
10:00hi tiger hey tiger is that you sandy it sure is when did you get back from hollywood this morning
10:10are you glad to see me sure i am but i can't see you now i get dizzy if i
10:15look straight down
10:17but i won't be too long how's it now mrs van cleef a little better clayton but
10:23arthur is still fuzzy keep watching
10:29hurry clayton i have something for you something carla sent you
10:36carla sent something for me
10:48what are you doing up there
11:03let's go
11:04oh
11:04Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
11:07Cut it up!
11:14Oh, Clayton! Mr. Newland's been hurt!
11:27Clayton, the brick hit him!
11:30Oh, Mr. Newland! Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Newland!
11:34Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Newland!
11:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Newland!
11:47Mr. Newland! Mr. Newland!
11:50Mr. Newland!
11:52Oh, is he hurt? I'm awfully sorry, Mr. Newland.
11:55Is he bleeding? I hate blood. I can't stand that.
11:57Help me up when I'm standing. You'll be all right, Mr. Newland.
11:59You can have my blue cross and you can take my green stamps also.
12:03Careful!
12:05Sandy, shut that off, Sandy.
12:07Oh, Mr. Newland, I'm awful sorry.
12:10Wait, Mr. Newland, just take it easy.
12:11I can't do it, Clayton!
12:13Here, hold Mr. Newland. I'll get him.
12:15Hold Mr. New...
12:18Oh, I can't get it.
12:22Oh!
12:37Hey, Clayton!
12:40Oh!
12:41Oh!
12:43Hey, Clayton!
12:53Hey!
13:02Hey!
13:05Oh!
13:31I... I'm sorry, Mrs. Waters!
13:35Thank you. You come back here and fix that area.
13:38I'll be right there, Mrs. Baxter.
13:45Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Stempley.
13:53Oh!
13:58Oh!
14:00Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:11Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:14Oh!
14:16Clayton, you get up there right away and finish that aerial.
14:27Clayton!
14:33Clayton!
14:34Sandy, turn off the hose!
15:06Well, don't worry, Mrs. Van Cleve.
15:08You don't have to call the police.
15:11No, I take care of everything.
15:13I carry insurance on Clayton.
15:16And remember our motto.
15:18If there's anything wrong, we make it right.
15:22Well, everything is all wrong now, Mr. Wright.
15:25Everything is in everybody.
15:28It's a mess.
15:30My beautiful fish.
15:32My beautiful dog.
15:35I never want to see that Clayton again.
15:45I know you didn't wash me down a chimney on purpose.
15:48But I just want to be alone.
15:49I want to get clean.
15:50Go home.
15:51Leave me alone to get clean.
15:52Alone home you'll go.
15:56Go home.
15:57Go home.
16:01Hope so.
16:01Go home.
16:03Have you tried?
16:18Have you tried?
16:19I'm tired.
16:19I'm tired.
16:20I'm tired.
16:21Afterying, we have Tik Tok.
16:22Oh god.
16:40I love you, darling.
16:45Don't worry, I'll save you.
16:47I can't swim.
16:48We'll suicide together.
16:50Oh!
16:56Sandy?
16:58Sandy?
16:58I'm sorry I got sore.
17:01Sandy?
17:02Can you hear me?
17:03Sandy?
17:06Don't worry, I'll save you.
17:09Don't help me.
17:11Don't help me.
17:13I don't need help.
17:15Sandy, I don't need no help.
17:17Don't find me, Tyler.
17:25Yes, Sandy?
17:27Thanks, Clayton.
17:29Put it on before you catch a cold.
17:33Clayton?
17:34Yeah?
17:36So you're not mad at me because I saved you, are you?
17:40Nah.
17:44Besides, I couldn't be mad around this place anyhow.
17:49Yeah, it sure is a romantic spot, ain't it?
17:51Yeah.
17:52Carla and I used to come here all the time.
17:57Carla and you.
17:58You?
18:00Yeah.
18:01We were just kids when I carved our initials in this tree.
18:06Gee, we used to have an awful lot of fun here.
18:10When we were kids, we didn't call this the Old Lake Road like it is now.
18:14To us at that time, this was, well, like a fairyland.
18:21There's a summery breeze playing songs in the trees, dum-de-dum-de-dum-dee-da.
18:29Nature has its own band and the music is grand in the land of la-la-la.
18:52Dipping peppermint creams into chocolate streams, there is no one whole snitch to ma.
18:59You can dip with each hand heat until you expand in the land of la-la-la.
19:07All the clouds are cotton candy and handy to try.
19:14If you feel like having luncheon, start munching the sky.
19:22It's a fabulous place, put a smile on your face, close your-
19:27If you're ready to hand, we're off to the land, the land of la-la-la.
19:35La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la-la.
19:45In the land of la-la-la.
19:50La-la-la.
19:59Well, I guess it's, uh, just a crazy kid's song, but when Carl and I were kids, we used to
20:06come here and talk all the time about one day getting married and having children, but I guess I'll never
20:14have any.
20:14Well, not the way you're going, you won't.
20:17Oh, come on, Sandy. You're a little girl yourself.
20:21Yeah, but haven't you heard that one little girl in the bush is worth two in Hollywood?
20:28Hollywood, that reminds me. You said Carla sent me something. What was it?
20:31Carla, that's all you can think of.
20:33Come on, Sandy. What is it?
20:38Sandy?
20:39It's a photograph. It's in the truck.
20:43An autographed photograph? Did she sign it? Did she sign it herself? Did you see her do it personally, or
20:46did her secretary do it?
20:48I didn't see Carla. I was, she was gone by the time I got to Hollywood.
20:52You didn't see her? You were there all summer.
20:56Well, I stayed in the house with that cook and that terrible Beverly Hills smog.
21:01Because I wanted you to miss me, and even had my teeth capped like Carla's dentist.
21:07And I come back and kiss you, and you didn't even notice the difference.
21:13But, but I did, I did notice the difference, Sandy. Honest.
21:16I was wondering where that funny little whistle was every time you talked.
21:19And, and, and really, I, I did miss you, Sandy.
21:27Did you really miss me, Tiger?
21:29Well, sure.
21:31You play softball better than anybody I know.
21:35Some Tiger. I should have drowned him.
21:47To Clayton. I have been thinking a lot about you lately.
21:53Signed, Carla.
21:55She's been thinking about me.
21:57Oh boy.
22:00I wonder why she's been thinking about me.
22:26Is it a boy or a girl?
22:29Well, right now, they all look like Yule Brynner.
22:32Oh.
22:33Well, what do you mean?
22:35Could be a boy and a girl and one to spare.
22:40Harold, not three. Triplets?
22:42Beginner's luck, honey. First time out. The DeMille production.
22:45Oh, how wonderful.
22:50Oh, but poor Clayton.
22:56Oh, no. Come on, Carla.
22:58Come on. Don't kiss me in front of everybody.
23:01All the photographers are watching.
23:05Come on, Carla. Life goes to a party, but this is ridiculous.
23:18Hello, darling.
23:22Oh, it's you.
23:24Well, you don't have to sound that disappointed.
23:26After all, I'm a woman with the same blood in my veins as my sister.
23:29What do you want?
23:30Well, my television doesn't work.
23:32And I want you to come over and fix it.
23:37At 1.30 in the morning?
23:39Carla's first movie's coming on the late, late, early, late show.
23:42The creature from the lower tar pits?
23:44You're kidding.
23:47Oh, boy.
23:47I saw that 16 times, remember?
23:49Doc Simpkins had to give me special massages.
23:52I'll be right over.
23:52Oh, wait a minute.
23:53What about your father?
23:54Oh, don't worry about Papa.
23:55It's his night for Klabyash at the firehouse.
23:57He won't be home for hours.
23:59Okay, I'll be right over. Bye.
24:00Night for Klabyash.
24:01I'll be able to see you in the movies.
24:02Movies, movies.
24:03Oh, Carl.
24:32Okay, Judge, that's two beats more you lose.
24:38Gigi Naples is lucky at the cart.
24:41Not so loud, Gigi.
24:42You want to wake up the hook and ladder, boys?
24:44You won't be so lucky when you get Clayton Poole for his son-in-law.
24:47That's not funny.
24:49Take that back.
24:50Now, easy, Gigi.
24:51Can't you take a joke?
24:52I take a joke, but that joke is no joke.
24:58He make my Carla fool a big ideas to be a big movie star.
25:03So she leaves her papa.
25:05All right.
25:06You leave the judge alone, Gigi.
25:08It's common knowledge all over town that your younger kid is crazy about Clayton.
25:13Sure, everybody knows that.
25:14If I ever see him with my kid, I gave to him a nice mooch from the neck up.
25:21Put your cutlery away.
25:23This isn't the barber shop.
25:25Peel the cards.
25:26Huh?
25:26Good deal.
25:36Is my cologne getting to you, Tiger?
25:39No, but your father is.
25:40You should have heard him, Sandy.
25:42I'm getting out of here.
25:43I can't fix this thing anyway.
25:44Some of the tubes are missing.
25:46Oh, no, Tiger.
25:48Kiss me quick before my cologne evaporates.
25:50Cut it out, Sandy.
25:51You're gonna swallow your caps.
25:56I can go.
25:57La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la...
26:01Papa!
26:02The razor.
26:04He's been on the juice.
26:05I'll get him to bed.
26:06Yeah, he'll kill me, too.
26:07Don't let him.
26:07Come over, he'll do something.
26:10Hey!
26:10Buonasera, mia signore. Buonasera. Buonasera. Buonasera, mie signore.
26:25Ah, my bambina, darling.
26:29Ah, my little papa, stinking.
26:32Yes, your papa stink because he hear you always see the meathead.
26:38Don't be silly, papa. Come on, I'll take you to bed.
26:42Papa, come on.
26:45I don't go to bed. I watch the television.
26:50The television is broken, papa. Come on, I'll take you to bed.
26:54No, no, no.
27:01What's that?
27:03That's a movie on TV, papa.
27:05Oh, come, the movie on TV. You say the TV is broke.
27:15What's the television?
27:16No, papa. Come on, I'll take you to bed.
27:19The television is broken, papa.
27:26Get up, meathead.
27:30Get up. I don't fall down.
27:34I watch the television.
27:36No, call me meathead.
27:39The television is broken, papa.
27:41Television is not broke.
27:43Look.
27:45Howdy out there, neighbors.
27:48I know you can look in on television every day
27:50and buy everything for your home.
27:53That's awful. Keep going.
27:55Hi out there in television land.
27:58And welcome to movie matinee.
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28:29That's it, Superbo.
28:31You gotta dry it.
28:34Who's that?
28:35I'll have another slug, papa.
28:37I'll change the station.
28:38All right.
28:40Do something else.
28:41Do something else.
28:43This is Uncle Raul.
28:45Coming to you once again with storybook time.
28:49And it's so good to see all my little nieces and nephews out there.
28:54Change of the pitch.
28:55I'll change of the pitch.
28:58Change of the pitch.
29:01Hi out there.
29:02This is a paid political announcement
29:04and none of my views have any bearing on the station network affiliates,
29:08sponsors or their friends or family.
29:10But I'm talking for a man here today.
29:12Steve Waite.
29:14Steve Waite's a good man.
29:15He's been my friend for years.
29:17Now you look at me.
29:18I'll level with you.
29:19You gotta forgive and forget.
29:22That little incident at the bank three years ago
29:23with the $200,000 shortage.
29:26Steve didn't mean no harm.
29:30He likes to live alone, like you all.
29:32And the girl downtown with the split neck,
29:35he was helping around with the zipper in the back of her dress
29:37and had just caught him.
29:39He didn't know she was a bleeder.
29:41But you can put this boy in office and take my word for it.
29:44He'll do a job for this community
29:46and for every home and every family
29:48and in every pot there's gonna be plenty
29:51because Steve's a good boy.
29:52I grew up with him, buddy and pal.
29:55I'm choking up a little bit now, so
29:59do me that favor and vote for Steve.
30:02Vote yes, on proposition no.
30:04Make politics clean
30:06in a city that needs fine government.
30:09Jesus.
30:13I'll get a clearer picture, Popper.
30:30You're off key.
30:32How's this one, Popper?
30:34How you do?
30:36Welcome once again to This Is The Wedder.
30:39This is Ted Chikariko.
30:41Bringing you The Wedder Report.
30:43On behalf of Ralph Yucca-Nucca Rickshaw.
30:49We have not got too much time.
30:51We would like to tell you
30:52what's going on hot and cold all over country.
30:55I'd like to start off with
30:57a very, very quick map of United States America
31:00so we can tell you what's happening all over town.
31:04Pretty good in here, about 63.
31:06Shot too hard, not too close.
31:08Pretty good.
31:08Don't have to wear coats, but better wear suits.
31:11Pretty chilly in a mid-sexual country.
31:12It's getting very hot in the east.
31:15Hot son of a gun, boy.
31:16You've got to watch out.
31:17It's going to be awful hot tonight.
31:19It ain't hot in February.
31:20So don't wear too much stuff.
31:23Over here's the water.
31:24It gets pretty chilly with the water in wintertime.
31:28It's cold.
31:28Downstairs in Florida, it's always hot.
31:30Don't go in there.
31:31It's too hot.
31:32Upstairs in kind of a different country,
31:33you don't have to go there anyhow
31:34because it's a different kind of water.
31:37Out here, you see, already, we get to Atlantic.
31:40Atlantic goes this way to water.
31:41All this water here, see.
31:43This water is going to be...
31:44This water here contains all hot and cold spell
31:47coming down to the region, see.
31:49Region will cause way of water
31:51to get hot and cold chilly.
31:53Hot and cold chilly weather.
31:56We're a little late, folks.
31:57Good night.
31:58I think I go to bed.
32:00That's a real good idea, Papa.
32:06Nice little Papa, Betty Vine.
32:08Sleep well, Papa.
32:09Good night, Papa.
32:10Good night.
32:18I fooled him pretty good
32:19with the Japanese one and the politician.
32:21Shh, quiet.
32:30I found those tubes.
32:31You put that TV set out of whack.
32:33Forgive me, Tiger,
32:34but I just had to see you.
32:36What was the derby doing in your closet?
32:38Oh, that's Papa's.
32:39Oh, that's Papa's.
32:40Oh, that's Papa's.
32:49Papa, leave Clayton alone.
32:51You shut up, you Jezebel.
32:53Oh, Papa, and I...
32:54And you get out of the town
32:56or I tell you what I'm gonna do.
32:59Don't tell me about it.
33:00Just do it.
33:01I can't stand the sight of my own blood.
33:03Oh, please, Papa and I, boo.
33:05Papa, leave Clayton alone.
33:07No!
33:10Run, Clayton, run!
33:11Goodbye, Sandy.
33:12I'll write to you from someplace.
33:15Sandra, stop.
33:16You bite me.
33:18I'm not biting you, Papa.
33:19You're sitting on my couch.
33:20Shh.
33:54I'm not biting you, Papa.
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34:40your tum-tum from going on the dum-dum i'm leaving now miss bessie now back to our first run
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35:04um miss bessie i'm awfully sorry that i interrupted you during the commercials
35:08you know i believe in loyalty to the sponsor that's what's wrong in the world today not
35:13enough loyalty that's why you're leaving town because you're loyal to your first love
35:19well i i cleaned up the apartment miss bessie and it's ready for the next tenant and i'll come by
35:23and
35:23pick up my things later you decided where you're going yet i don't know i thought maybe i'd hitch a
35:28ride up the old lake road and maybe go to chicago or somewhere if you're interested in what an old
35:33lady
35:33thinks oh watch it miss bessie well you know i'm always interested in what you think well if you want
35:41to know what this old lady thinks she thinks it's about time you got out of midvale forget this carla
35:46find someone else oh clady you've been like a son to me running to the market every time one of
35:54those tv fellas says go to the market and get some i'll never forget you clady oh
36:05goodbye miss bessie
36:12are they the most wonderful little things in the world they prove tequila doesn't hurt the birth rate
36:20i can't wait to get back to them well let's hope we catch that joker so you can leave them
36:24are we anywhere near the old river road yet miss bessie must have told you the old lake road
36:29maybe it was hard to understand that old doll with her tv blasting and with her eating raviolis and
36:35chewing bubblegum at the same time does she always smoke cigars only when they're sponsored
36:41don't drive so fast harold i know where we'll find clayton
36:51when you love in vain love is a lonely thing
37:02like an endless chain you keep remembering
37:12all the countless times you thought you caught her eye how she passed you by almost unaware
37:27that you were there but when she takes your hand then it's a lovely thing
37:44flowers dot the land and all at once it's spring you hold her in your arms and then she whispers
38:02low i love you love you
38:08when you're dreaming love's a lonely thing
38:35hello clay
38:43carla yes clayton it's me
38:52i i i i i i can't believe it because whenever i come here i i see all over the
39:01place but it's not it's never really
39:03you
39:04it has been a long time
39:07let's sit
39:08let's sit
39:18there's something in my eye
39:20let's sit
39:22let's sit
39:23you little schedule breakers your mother's busy lining up a six month's babysitter
39:41let's sit
39:45see
39:46Remember the color of the dress you wore that Easter Sunday
39:48that you made me steal the money from the collection plate
39:51to buy the ice cream cone with?
39:54And when I got a little older and I gave the money back,
39:57then I joined the campfire grills just so I could be near you.
40:02Remember when my boys started to change and they threw me out?
40:06I remember.
40:07I was a terrible child.
40:10No, you weren't, Carla.
40:13Really, you weren't.
40:13It wasn't your fault that you didn't go for a guy like me,
40:16that looked like me.
40:20I even took a muscle-building course
40:21so that you wouldn't laugh at me when we went swimming.
40:25But that didn't do very much good
40:27because I couldn't find my muscles to build them up.
40:30That wasn't the main trouble anyhow.
40:32The trouble was my face.
40:35And I couldn't wait until hair would grow on it
40:37so no one would have to see it.
40:40I had that beard long before that Schweppes man, remember?
40:45I remember it all.
40:49Well, I can't sleep just dreaming about you, Carla.
40:53Matter of fact, I dream about you every night.
40:55Same silly dream.
40:57I'm Sir Galahad and shining armor
40:59and you're always in trouble and you need me.
41:04How right you are.
41:06And in the very same dream,
41:08I always come up charging on the white horse
41:10to save you from the terrible trouble.
41:17So how could you say I forgot you?
41:21I was going to leave town so that I could forget you.
41:24But look,
41:27I'm taking you with me so I can't forget you.
41:31I'm not just crazy about you, Carla.
41:34I'm just plain crazy.
41:42What's the matter, Carla?
41:43Did I say something wrong?
41:44If I did, I'm awfully sorry.
41:46No.
41:48Everything you said was beautiful, sweet.
41:53Well, you see, Carla,
41:55I haven't got anyone I can talk to about you.
41:58You know, your father doesn't want your name mentioned
42:00and Sandy is jealous and Miss Bessie.
42:04Well, the whole town thinks I'm a fool
42:06because I keep thinking about you.
42:08And I guess that's why I gushed the way I did just now.
42:11I'm awfully sorry.
42:14I wasn't even polite enough to ask you
42:16what you were doing here.
42:19I came to ask a favor.
42:22But I've changed my mind.
42:26You came to ask a favor?
42:28I mean, you came to ask me a favor?
42:30I can't do it, Clay.
42:32Why not, Carla?
42:33You can do anything you want to me.
42:36Don't you remember when you were 15?
42:38At your birthday,
42:39when you pushed me into the birthday cake
42:40with all your lit candles
42:41and it burned the fuzz on my face?
42:44And then I set fire to the barbershop?
42:47And did I get mad, Carla,
42:48when your father chased me around the square
42:50with the razor?
42:54Carla, you're in trouble.
42:55I could always tell when you were in trouble.
42:58Now, what's the matter?
42:59Clay, please.
43:01Forget I was here.
43:03But, Carla, you can trust me.
43:05I mean, if you need me,
43:07you know I'll do anything you want.
43:09I hoped all my life I could do something for you.
43:14Just give me a chance to prove it.
43:17I can't, Clay.
43:20But I'll do anything you say.
43:22How can I ask you to be the father of my children?
43:26It's simple.
43:27You just say, would you...
43:28You just say, would you be the father of my children?
43:48Oh, Clayton!
43:50Oh, Clayton!
43:52Help!
43:53Help!
43:55He's drowning!
43:57Harold!
43:57Hurry!
43:59Miss Bessie!
44:01Miss Bessie!
44:01Miss Bessie!
44:04Miss Bessie!
44:05Miss Bessie!
44:05Miss Bessie!
44:06Miss Bessie!
44:06The squirt spray and the curlers had the low introduction.
44:10Miss Bessie, did you rent the apartment yet?
44:11I don't think you'll get very far, Clayton.
44:13When you're loyal, you're loyal.
44:15Thanks a lot, Miss Bessie.
44:16I am everything real.
44:23Haraway, yes, the old gray hair ain't what it used to be.
44:27Don't delay, get Gookum spray today.
44:30Gookum!
44:31I better get out of these clothes.
44:32If I catch a cold, I'll give it to my son.
44:35Can't have that happen.
44:38Let me see, now.
44:39I keep the baby until they return from Egypt.
44:42That's right.
44:44Poor Carla.
44:46She has to leave her son with me.
44:50Poor Carla's husband.
44:51He never even saw the baby.
44:53He died the next morning, right after the honeymoon.
44:56What a way to go.
45:01Where will I wear?
45:02Where will I wear?
45:03I'm the nervous wreck I am.
45:04I can't wait for my child.
45:15You should have told him he's going to have a full house.
45:17He thought it was only one.
45:19I didn't want to scare him out.
45:20Did you give him the money?
45:21He wouldn't take it.
45:22He said unless he did it all himself,
45:24it wouldn't be important.
45:26Oh, the boy has character.
45:27I remember I had it once.
45:53The baby's here.
45:57He's here.
45:59Oh, boy.
46:01The baby's...
46:03Calm, calm.
46:04I must be calm.
46:05I gotta make believe like I'm completely surprised
46:09in case anybody's watching.
46:12Oh, my heavens.
46:13A baby's crying.
46:15Why, that's impossible.
46:15What would a baby be doing out at this hour?
46:18I shall look.
46:23Oh, goodness, goodness.
46:25A child.
46:29Alas and alack.
46:30What would a baby be doing here?
46:32Hmm, hmm.
46:33Well, certainly can't stay out in the night air.
46:35Ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:42Shh.
46:42Don't cry, baby.
46:43You'll get used to me.
46:55Why does a baby cry while he's asleep?
47:20I'm not done.
47:38Twins, your mommy didn't tell me there were two of you.
47:46Gee, I sure hope I can take care of the two of you.
47:51No. Oh, no.
47:54You think it is? Oh.
47:57No, it can't be.
47:59You guys aren't old enough to be going around knocking on doors.
48:03Nah.
48:08Just someone...
48:10Hello?
48:11Who?
48:12Who?
48:13Knocking?
48:15Hello?
48:26Hello?
48:34Three.
48:43One, two, three.
48:44One, two, three.
48:45One, two, three.
48:49God bless you.
48:58Triplets.
49:01That's three of you and only one of me.
49:06But I'll try.
49:08I'll really try.
49:32Don't cry, honey.
49:34He'll take good care of them.
49:35I told you.
49:36He will.
49:37It's just that when you see someone who loves you so much, you...
49:41I don't...
49:42Notice.
49:49No, it isn't cats.
49:51No, I can't tell you on the phone.
49:53Will you just come right over?
49:54Oh, yeah.
49:55With those rubber faucets on the end, you know?
49:57Okay, goodbye.
49:59Now, Sandy is on her way over with your breakfast.
50:01But just to tide you over a little bit, till she gets here, I'll warm a little snack for you,
50:06okay?
50:10Hold it, hold it.
50:12Nice and clean with sterilizing.
50:15Oh, hot.
50:16Oh, what a heat.
50:17Hot heat.
50:19Got to be clean.
50:20Got to be a clean heat.
50:21Hot.
50:23Relax.
50:24Relax, kids.
50:25Relax.
50:26Here it is.
50:26Nice.
50:27Milk.
50:28What a boy.
50:29Hold it.
50:31We'll have it in a second.
50:34This should work.
50:34Oh.
50:36Well, you can't always do it.
50:38Good.
50:38Just a little.
50:39Here, nice.
50:43Nice.
50:43Milk for the boys.
50:45Plenty of drinking, so they get nice and strong and big.
50:49Plenty of milk for the boys.
50:52Now we have it nice.
50:54Hold it tight.
50:55And we have...
50:56Oh, here it comes.
50:57It's starting out.
50:58Get set, boys.
50:59Oh.
51:00Sorry, fellas.
51:01Here it comes.
51:03All right.
51:04Wait a minute.
51:06We don't need this.
51:07Oh, here.
51:08Watch it.
51:08On the head.
51:09Pretty good.
51:10Here we go.
51:10Go ahead.
51:11Here, you want some?
51:12Take a little bit.
51:13That's good.
51:14Okay.
51:14Go ahead.
51:15Here, you go ahead.
51:17Here.
51:18Here, you go ahead.
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