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Santa Games (2022) (ENG) HD [Full Movie] [Full Version]Full EP - Full
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00:00:00I'm going to go to the next video.
00:01:37Mmm.
00:01:38Looks like Santa's got a sweet tooth.
00:01:41Did you pay for those beignets?
00:01:44For your beignet police?
00:01:45You know I didn't get that job.
00:01:48Look guys.
00:01:50Let's have fun today, okay?
00:01:53If you kids want to buy a picture, it's okay.
00:01:57But don't push.
00:01:57You don't have to push it down.
00:01:59Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:00Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:03What is the word?
00:02:06Fun.
00:02:07What?
00:02:07Fun.
00:02:08Fine.
00:02:09Fine.
00:02:13See you out there.
00:02:14I'm Santa Charles.
00:02:15Wait.
00:02:19Slow down Santa.
00:02:20These are new.
00:02:24Are you hiding?
00:02:25Can you see me?
00:02:27Is Jesus black?
00:02:29Santa, go to the office.
00:02:30The niece wants to see you.
00:02:31She said, tell Santa Charles.
00:02:32Tell Santa Charles what?
00:02:34Santa, she wants to see you in her office.
00:02:36Shhh.
00:02:37You didn't see me.
00:02:38That's not sexy.
00:02:39This is sexy and you are hard to miss.
00:02:42That's a fat joke.
00:02:43You're a little punk.
00:02:45You're not a fat joke.
00:02:46I'm not the only big guy here.
00:02:47Thick is the new word.
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:49Two Cs.
00:02:49What about Big D?
00:02:51Big Douglas over here.
00:02:53No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas.
00:02:56He's a security guard.
00:02:57He's bigger than me.
00:02:59Not my ministry.
00:03:00They're making fun of big people.
00:03:02We need to get together and rally around big people.
00:03:06Get us a flag.
00:03:08A saying.
00:03:10Yo, you bigger than everybody.
00:03:12We're going to have to knock them out, man.
00:03:14Don't do what you need to do.
00:03:15I ain't bigger than you.
00:03:29Santa Claus!
00:03:30Whoa!
00:03:33For me?
00:03:34Yes, sir.
00:03:35Yes, sir.
00:03:35Yes, sir.
00:03:35Yes, sir.
00:03:36Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:03:39Who's been naughty and who's been black?
00:03:42Santa!
00:03:44Hey!
00:03:46Boom!
00:03:47Who wants to talk to Santa?
00:03:50Oh, oh!
00:03:51Feliz Navidad!
00:03:52Oh, boom!
00:03:54Feliz Navidad! Bueno!
00:03:55Bueno!
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:57Boom, Emily!
00:03:59Let's get some music going on around here.
00:04:01Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:04:04Let's get this party started.
00:04:05Janet!
00:04:10Merry Christmas!
00:04:12Hi, Santa Child!
00:04:13Hi, Janet!
00:04:14This is my name!
00:04:15This is my name!
00:04:16Last year, you wanted a detective outfit with a magpie glass.
00:04:20The year before that, you wanted just friends and a unicorn.
00:04:23What do you want?
00:04:24What do you want this shit?
00:04:29I'll do my best.
00:04:30Oh, and Santa, one more thing.
00:04:32Yeah?
00:04:33Do you need Jesus?
00:04:34Merry Christmas!
00:04:35How about a picture with Santa?
00:04:39Say Merry Christmas!
00:04:41Merry Christmas!
00:04:45I want a PS5, a zero gravity laser race car, a climate quality.
00:04:49And if you can fix the ozone layer even just a tiny little bit, that would be great.
00:04:54And also...
00:04:55How about we take this picture?
00:04:56Say Christmas presents!
00:05:08To me!
00:05:10Me!
00:05:36I thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks.
00:05:39Well, technically, I'm still on break, guys.
00:05:41I heard about the incident.
00:05:47The guy was 300 pounds.
00:05:49I think he was 30.
00:05:50We don't discriminate, hmm?
00:05:53Discriminate?
00:05:54I'm, you know, this guy.
00:05:57Why can't you be a team player?
00:05:59I am a team player.
00:06:00He's not a team player.
00:06:02Most teams protect a quarterback.
00:06:05He was a paying customer.
00:06:08Santa is his best friend.
00:06:09Santa is his hero.
00:06:10And all heroes should better sell honey to a bee.
00:06:13Heroes get the job done.
00:06:14Did you know a hero is also a sandwich?
00:06:18I like mine with some relish, maybe some mayonnaise.
00:06:22You had a quota to make.
00:06:23I like it.
00:06:24You sell what?
00:06:26Hmm?
00:06:26Any idea?
00:06:27Hmm?
00:06:31I don't have the paper.
00:06:33The numbers haven't came in.
00:06:34The numbers came in.
00:06:36We sold a couple hundred.
00:06:37Whoa!
00:06:38That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:40No, that's not what we're talking about.
00:06:41Whoa!
00:06:43Keep it down, the kids.
00:06:45Off top?
00:06:45Is that some kind of record number?
00:06:46No, that's a failure.
00:06:48You sold a couple hundred photos a day.
00:06:50And yet, you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids.
00:06:54You ask them about their lives, their lists, their favorites,
00:06:57but you won't ask them to take one stupid photo?
00:07:00Kids want Santa to listen to them.
00:07:03You want their tooth fairy money.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:07I'm gonna call it.
00:07:08Santa's bigger than the tooth fairy.
00:07:09Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:11Right!
00:07:11That's why he doesn't need any money.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:17If I look like you, I'd have them eating out the palm of my hands.
00:07:24Is that a fat joke?
00:07:26Let me explain something to you.
00:07:28I am Santa Legacy.
00:07:31Hmm.
00:07:32Okay?
00:07:3225 years.
00:07:33Me.
00:07:34In.
00:07:35Okay?
00:07:36My daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:38His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:40His daddy...
00:07:41Well, not his daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Your daddy, and your daddy's daddy, and your daddy's daddy on top of that,
00:07:46don't pay these bills.
00:07:47Do your job.
00:07:50Well, maybe his daddy's daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:54Not a mall, because they didn't have malls.
00:07:56I believe in you.
00:07:58I believe in your bigness.
00:08:00Huh?
00:08:04I believe in you get the point, because I've been doing this a long time.
00:08:10I've been doing this a long time.
00:08:12I can do it all.
00:08:22Whoo!
00:08:23Who?
00:08:39I'm getting too old for the slate.
00:09:11You know you can't drown your problems in snickerdoodle and milk, right?
00:09:16Thanks for letting me stay here, huh?
00:09:18It's only temporary, man.
00:09:19Just until I get back on my feet.
00:09:20You know, we don't mind you staying here, it's always a home, but we got some rules.
00:09:29First, no lips to carton.
00:09:31That's direct contact.
00:09:34Don't do that.
00:09:35Don't let your auntie do that, but we're family.
00:09:39That means that's show milk now, yeah, because this is what you use around here.
00:09:46No, it's too late.
00:09:47It's too late.
00:09:49It's too late.
00:09:49I thought you wanted some.
00:09:51No!
00:09:51You with lips to carton.
00:09:53It's not in the carton no more.
00:09:56But your lips, son.
00:09:58Your lips.
00:10:00Huh?
00:10:01All right.
00:10:03And the cookie situation here.
00:10:10We want you to be comfortable.
00:10:12You know you can stay with me and your aunt anytime you want, okay?
00:10:18But we're going to have to ration out these cookies.
00:10:21And Carol said I could have some.
00:10:22She said one, you don't have to eat nine at one time, son.
00:10:26You can have a cookie every once in a while.
00:10:29You'd look like Rick Ross if he liked cookies.
00:10:34There's a smile I'm looking for.
00:10:35That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man.
00:10:39Listen, everything's going to be all right.
00:10:41I'm going to get you a new apartment.
00:10:42I just wish I could commit to something.
00:10:44I just can't commit to anything these days, man.
00:10:47Well, you know what?
00:10:49You should just start out by committing to this.
00:10:53A glass.
00:10:55Now, that's your milk.
00:10:57Your lips have been on it, and that's your glass.
00:11:03Are you fooling my cookie?
00:11:08Jingle bells, jingle bells.
00:11:11Who is Charlie Wilson with my uncle?
00:11:12What do you say?
00:11:13What do you say?
00:11:14Nothing.
00:11:14Huh?
00:11:15Leave me alone, Charlie.
00:11:17I'll call Goofy and Gaffey L to come here and sock your Rick Ross looking ass.
00:11:32Up on the house top with reindeer paws.
00:11:36Out jump the good old Santa Claus.
00:11:39Down through the chimney with lots of toys.
00:11:43Up for the little one's Christmas joys.
00:11:47Ho, ho, ho!
00:11:49Who would it go?
00:11:51Ho, ho, ho!
00:11:52Who would it go?
00:11:54Up on the house top, click, click, click.
00:11:57Down through the chimney with gold sandy.
00:12:05First come the stockin' up little now.
00:12:09Oh dear Santa, fill it well.
00:12:13Give her for Dolly the raps and dry.
00:12:16On that loafing and shot of rice.
00:12:20Ho, ho, ho!
00:12:22Who would it go?
00:12:24Ho, ho, ho!
00:12:25Ho, ho, ho!
00:12:37Well, fellas.
00:12:39Another day.
00:12:43Raaah.
00:12:44Raaah!
00:12:45Raaah!
00:12:50B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
00:12:58Bken!
00:12:58B-b-b-b-b-bug!
00:12:59B-b-b-bug!
00:13:02What happened?
00:13:04Who shot Rudolph?
00:13:09Santa Charles, my office.
00:13:36Please have a seat.
00:13:37If I told you once, I told you twice.
00:13:39I'm not going to retire until I'm in the dirt!
00:13:43You're resilient, and I appreciate that, but I have a business to run.
00:13:46A new, updated, modern Santa experience business.
00:13:50Their contract is up at the end of the season, so I'm not asking you anymore.
00:13:55I'm telling you.
00:13:56Denise.
00:13:56I've decided not to renew.
00:13:59Denise.
00:14:01Who now?
00:14:02I thought you would like retirement.
00:14:03Come on!
00:14:04No!
00:14:04Are you kidding me?
00:14:05Oh, no.
00:14:06I guess you wouldn't.
00:14:07But, Patrick.
00:14:08Patrick?
00:14:09He comes highly recommended.
00:14:11Patrick?
00:14:12Mm-hmm.
00:14:13A white Santa?
00:14:15In a black mall?
00:14:16Are you...
00:14:17It would be chaos around here.
00:14:19I...
00:14:19It would be...
00:14:20Did you see the right in the King, Ryan?
00:14:22I did, but that has nothing to do with this.
00:14:24He is...
00:14:25If you hired a ghost of Christmas past, these people would lose their minds.
00:14:30That's like playing Paul Acre at a Santa reunion.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:35I...
00:14:35You can't do that.
00:14:36I don't see why.
00:14:36I mean, he...
00:14:38Well, the kids will love him.
00:14:40It's good enough.
00:14:40And apparently, he loves having his photo taken.
00:14:43And I like my Santa's amenable.
00:14:44Amenable?
00:14:45Amenable.
00:14:46Bottom line, it works.
00:14:48He works.
00:14:48It works.
00:14:49You can't...
00:14:50To me.
00:14:52This has been a black Santa mall since 1948.
00:14:56My grandfather set a little white child right here smiling and people took a picture.
00:15:02Nobody said nothing.
00:15:04That's my legacy.
00:15:07That's who I am.
00:15:08Okay.
00:15:08We break down barriers.
00:15:10Okay?
00:15:11I can appreciate that.
00:15:13I can appreciate that.
00:15:14I know this is some kind of tradition for your family.
00:15:17You've broken all kinds of barriers.
00:15:18I get that.
00:15:19But I'm doing you a favor.
00:15:20What?
00:15:20This is a physically demanding job and I can see...
00:15:24Well, say it.
00:15:26Say it.
00:15:27Say it.
00:15:28Say fat.
00:15:28I didn't say anything about fat.
00:15:30You were about to say fat.
00:15:31I was gonna say tired.
00:15:32Say it.
00:15:32You're tired.
00:15:33Ah.
00:15:33You're tired.
00:15:34Have any kids of your own that has the...
00:15:36Look, I've made my decision.
00:15:38I'm running up the flagpole, it's done.
00:15:39You said tired instead of fat.
00:15:43Nobody digs your music but you.
00:15:44You are a fat chick.
00:15:45Senator Charles, you need to write in your journal or take that up with your therapist.
00:15:48I'm telling you what I need.
00:15:50My bottom line is suffering because of your incompetence.
00:15:54Now, here's the deal.
00:15:55After this season, you're done.
00:16:04I see some time.
00:16:06No.
00:16:06No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:07Absolutely not.
00:16:08No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:09Listen to me.
00:16:09Hear me out.
00:16:10Let me find my own replacement.
00:16:18Groom the way you like it.
00:16:21Woo!
00:16:22You're funny.
00:16:24You picked the wrong profession.
00:16:25You probably should have been a comedian.
00:16:28I groom, I hand down, I teach.
00:16:37But it's with your rules.
00:16:40Let me go out with some dignity and then I'll retire.
00:16:46Is that a promise?
00:16:47Yes!
00:16:49You told me Santas don't make promises.
00:16:50They, they do now.
00:16:53All right.
00:16:55I'll tell you what.
00:16:57You have until the end of the season to find me the best Santa for the job.
00:17:05Game on.
00:17:06Well, let's shake on it.
00:17:07Let's not shake on it.
00:17:09Let's remember this moment.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:15You're a good friend.
00:17:16Oh, okay, go.
00:17:18Have you ever heard of the heat miser?
00:17:20You kind of look like, ah!
00:17:27No, thank you.
00:17:28I'm not gonna let you down.
00:17:29Got it.
00:17:30Okay?
00:17:32Overstood.
00:17:32Great.
00:17:41Hey, the name is Orlando.
00:17:43And next time you're in this mall, just ask for me.
00:17:46Baby, you're never waiting in line again.
00:17:49I'm telling my dad.
00:17:50I'm telling my dad, too.
00:17:55Kids.
00:17:56Great.
00:18:02Merry Christmas, Jude.
00:18:04What's wrong?
00:18:06What's wrong?
00:18:08I don't know, I don't know.
00:18:10First time in a black mall.
00:18:14I know how you feel.
00:18:16Barbecue smell.
00:18:18Grease.
00:18:20Cornbread.
00:18:24I know what you want for Christmas.
00:18:26You want to be able to do this.
00:18:32Back at you, Jude.
00:18:33What do you want this year?
00:18:35What do you want this year?
00:18:36A turtle?
00:18:55You're getting too old for the sled.
00:19:07You're getting too old for the sled.
00:19:08No.
00:19:15But look.
00:19:17You're my family.
00:19:31DANTE
00:19:36DANTE
00:19:38I'm not going to help it. You're really good at this.
00:19:47I feel you. And I'm 100% on board. Give me the details.
00:19:51What's your target demo? Level of experience? Personality type?
00:19:57A little date-ish, but you know.
00:20:01Do you want me to put competitive salary?
00:20:03Ooh, can grow a beard naturally.
00:20:05You know how I meant aggressive?
00:20:09B. Aggressive.
00:20:10B. E. Aggressive.
00:20:11Should I set the parameters to worldwide?
00:20:17I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:20:19Okay, what else do you want?
00:20:21Video.
00:20:22Oh, I'm good at videos.
00:20:23Really?
00:20:23Mm-hmm.
00:20:27Anything else?
00:20:30Those yellow things with expressions.
00:20:33Oh, smiley face.
00:20:36Emoji.
00:20:38We just got Black Santa's last year.
00:20:42Lit.
00:20:45Lit.
00:20:46Lit, lit, lit.
00:20:48Period.
00:20:49Perp.
00:20:50Perp.
00:20:51Perp.
00:20:52Perp.
00:20:52Oh, yes.
00:20:54Knock, knock.
00:20:56Unchange.
00:20:57No more.
00:20:57Different era.
00:20:58Different era.
00:20:59Perp.
00:21:00Ugh.
00:21:19Charles.
00:21:21Not sweet.
00:21:23I'm just reading my eyelids.
00:21:26Right.
00:21:29Uh-oh.
00:21:32Somebody want something.
00:21:36Call me.
00:21:38When you get all squirrely and touchy like this, you want to say something.
00:21:44Or you want something.
00:21:46Mm-hmm.
00:21:47You all right?
00:21:48I can't figure out what to do.
00:21:51What should I do?
00:21:53You've been putting it off for a long time.
00:21:56And we both knew this day would come.
00:21:59Right?
00:21:59Mm-hmm.
00:22:00But I think retirement is going to be good for both of us.
00:22:04Right.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Let me think about it.
00:22:07Now, we get to stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh.
00:22:11Edinburgh?
00:22:11Oh, come on.
00:22:12It's been years we've been talking about it.
00:22:14Inburn?
00:22:14Yes, Inburn.
00:22:15Are you saying it right?
00:22:16I'm saying it right.
00:22:17Inburn.
00:22:18E-D-I-N-S-A-N-T-A-I-N-S...
00:22:21Are you trying to say Eaglewood?
00:22:23No, baby, no...
00:22:23No.
00:22:24Inburn!
00:22:25Inburn.
00:22:25We do, baby.
00:22:26No, no, no.
00:22:27Black people.
00:22:27Yeah, we're black.
00:22:29Mm-hmm.
00:22:29We'll be there.
00:22:31What?
00:22:32Inburn?
00:22:32Do something different, honey.
00:22:35Let's go to Alabama.
00:22:37But I want to see the Christmas markets.
00:22:40Speak Papa.
00:22:42But that's why they have the internet.
00:22:44In person and on Christmas.
00:22:47Edinburgh?
00:22:48Yes.
00:22:50Oh, God.
00:22:51You can't hate me because I love being Santa Claus.
00:22:54I mean, I'm doing my due diligence.
00:22:56Baby, you've been sitting in this chair all day and all night doing your due diligence.
00:23:02But look, if we're not going to go to Edinburgh, can you do me a favor?
00:23:05Hmm?
00:23:06Just go talk to Clarence.
00:23:09Hmm?
00:23:11Listen, the boys went through a rough patch.
00:23:14He don't even like Christmas.
00:23:16He's not a holiday person.
00:23:18Right, all right, but look.
00:23:20He needs purpose.
00:23:22Hmm?
00:23:24And he just might be able to change his mind.
00:23:27So there you go.
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:29I know you was up to Santa.
00:23:30Oh, I'm always up to something.
00:23:31But you do.
00:23:32Big Papa Santa.
00:23:34Oh, let's see.
00:23:35Come on now.
00:23:36You're tripping me again.
00:23:44He's trying to give me some purpose.
00:23:46Talk to Clarence, baby.
00:23:51Here's your pick.
00:23:53This room is right here.
00:23:56Okay.
00:23:57I'll talk to you later.
00:24:03Hey, Unc.
00:24:04What's up?
00:24:04I know this is a dumb question, but are you busy tomorrow?
00:24:07No.
00:24:08Man, I'm just trying to piece my life back together.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11Why don't you take a break and come with me to work?
00:24:14You doing my interviews?
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:17Nobody wants a job.
00:24:18I'll be doing this until I'm dead.
00:24:20Oh, man.
00:24:20Uncle Charles, you ain't going to die.
00:24:22You're going to live forever like the real Santa.
00:24:25That's what I thought.
00:24:27But I think you should come to work with me.
00:24:28The kids will cheer you up, man.
00:24:30They'll enjoy it, too.
00:24:34Okay, okay.
00:24:35I'll go, whatever.
00:24:36Take a shower.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38But I'm not wearing a costume.
00:24:40It's not a costume.
00:24:41It's a uniform.
00:24:43Ain't not that cool.
00:24:45It's a costume.
00:24:47Snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting.
00:24:55Ooh, holy North Pole.
00:25:03The IRS will never catch me.
00:25:18It's time for more video.
00:25:21Hmm.
00:25:35what the oh my god oh my god
00:25:42hello my love
00:25:44oh my god
00:25:48no I'm not vaingirl21
00:25:50but y'all my friend sent me this video earlier and I was cracking up you have to see this
00:25:56this is santa charles for the ultimate i'm so fired i've never heard of it i'm not gonna
00:26:00afford my clothes this had me rolling look at him why is that doing it to him he started
00:26:07doing this crazy dance like this he was doing this little roll with it i don't know about
00:26:11that we're gonna have to like make it a little cuter oh i like that okay my vangirl21 we're
00:26:17gonna make this on the hashtag mall santa hashtag ultimate santa challenge oh hashtag ultimate
00:26:23santa challenge you guys want to do it with me and we gonna roll it and we gonna do a
00:26:27little
00:26:27santa belly with it i'm so fired okay y'all so make sure you do the dance hashtag ultimate
00:26:32santa challenge and when they're picking the next mall santa we gotta show up does anyone
00:26:36want to do it with me oh my god okay thanks so i'll let you guys know oh my gosh
00:26:39not vaingirl21 oh god
00:27:11breathe throughout
00:27:35Oh my gosh, you guys, look at all of these people.
00:27:39You are logged into Vain Girl 21.
00:27:42Okay, so as you can see, guys, I'm not the only one to make it out to the mall to
00:27:46check
00:27:46out the ultimate Santa challenge.
00:27:48And you like my fakes?
00:27:49The ultimate Santa challenge is to choose the next mall Santa.
00:27:52And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here ready to select.
00:27:57But you guys, I heard the OG original Santa is ready to retire, but he's ready to tap
00:28:02on his baton to the next successor.
00:28:04However, do they look this good?
00:28:07And can they do this?
00:28:16Hey, come on and play with me, baby.
00:28:19Come on down to the mall today.
00:28:20Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:28:22I've been waiting for this now.
00:28:23You have no idea.
00:28:24I dream of being a Santa Claus.
00:28:26Now, I'm going to trust you to make this special juice because I've got to go.
00:28:30You can have your Santa Claus.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:36Rastafari.
00:28:43Do you want to sign up?
00:28:43Emma, right?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Is there anyone that can help us out here?
00:28:46We just want to sign up.
00:28:47I mean, I've been here with Joseph and Charles and Kiki and Dashaun.
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:52Denise?
00:28:54You must be in charge.
00:28:55Denise.
00:28:55Elizabeth will take great care of you.
00:28:57Okay?
00:28:58It's Emma.
00:28:58Why doesn't someone keep calling me?
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:00Denise, come on, guys, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta
00:29:03stand right there, just, we gotta, uh, no, uh, Santa Charles will be here soon and you guys, what, what
00:29:11in the, Orlando, we are planning on ramping up security for this crowd out here, right, I could use an
00:29:17extra pair of hands, and a barricade, and a small tank, we're not under siege, not yet, you got pepper
00:29:25spray, okay, good, good, good, use it, if you have to,
00:29:30but only if you have to, and never on the kids, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's a lawsuit waiting
00:29:36to happen, copy that, Big D, don't call me that, mm, you're right, inappropriate, very,
00:29:52Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, wow, how amazing, Trill, why are you bumping around like some lost duck,
00:30:01Ah, the post went viral, apparently we were too aggressive, too, too aggressive, it was picked up by atvangirl21, she
00:30:12has over 20 million followers on vid feed, way more than Diamond Dave, oh, my God.
00:30:19Yeah, Diamond Dave, yeah, yeah, went posting, people are getting sick all the time when they go viral.
00:30:29I forgot to refresh the page.
00:30:33I, I know, yeah, we'll refresh it later, we'll refresh the page later, and call Diamond, and get the disease
00:30:41handled.
00:30:42I'm so fired.
00:30:43No, that's, that's, that's because you've got the people viral, and the, the people, the, the, fresh, the viral page,
00:30:53what is he talking about?
00:30:55Oh, going viral means basically, the whole world's seen.
00:31:01What?
00:31:18And before you say anything, let me explain, okay?
00:31:22Please do.
00:31:22Explain, be the one, because I think I should be the one.
00:31:27Explain.
00:31:30Um, we did what you asked, and we went wide.
00:31:33Uh-huh.
00:31:34Uh-huh.
00:31:35We even went viral.
00:31:37Is that why it looks like a Santa convention exploded outside of my mall?
00:31:40Maybe we went too wide.
00:31:42We can make an announcement over the intercom, and send the store-bought Santa's packing.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48No, no, no, no, no.
00:31:49This is good.
00:31:51This is exactly what we needed.
00:31:53Hmm?
00:31:54There's a lot of Santas out there.
00:31:56We're bound to find someone we both like, and can move forward with.
00:32:00Hmm.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03But those aren't real Santas.
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06They're viral.
00:32:07He learned that word.
00:32:08They didn't refresh, right?
00:32:11I'm keeping an open mind, Santa Charles.
00:32:13Are you?
00:32:15Yeah!
00:32:16But I'm just saying that they're viral Santas.
00:32:19Okay, so what's the plan for the interviews?
00:32:22There's a lot of folks out there, and from the looks of them, they'll be competitive.
00:32:26That sounds cut broke.
00:32:27Oh, I know.
00:32:27I know.
00:32:29Something.
00:32:30Something's in the air.
00:32:31I imagine a bunch of Santas trying to ruin each other for likes and for a chance at the coveted
00:32:36Santa mall job.
00:32:38Hmm.
00:32:39It's definitely not covered by insurance.
00:32:41It could be a multi-day task, and we could hold interviews in the parking lot.
00:32:44And I could start a sign-up sheet to get an accurate head count.
00:32:47Hey!
00:32:48Okay.
00:32:53I got it.
00:32:54What?
00:32:59What did you say?
00:33:01You wanted a Santa Claus that would be what?
00:33:06Um...
00:33:06Amenable.
00:33:07Yeah!
00:33:07I couldn't remember that word.
00:33:09But listen.
00:33:10We have a challenge.
00:33:14They have to be up for the par.
00:33:19They have to do things.
00:33:24Obstacle them.
00:33:25Flippity-flippin'.
00:33:26Whippity-whippin'.
00:33:27Scooty-whippin'.
00:33:28Whippoo!
00:33:30That's what we call the amenable Santa challenge!
00:33:33Yeah!
00:33:36Yeah!
00:33:38Okay, so...
00:33:38So what are you thinking?
00:33:43I call her.
00:34:03I call her.
00:34:08Who falls asleep in a sauna?
00:34:14What you want, man?
00:34:16How do you find a sauna?
00:34:18I found one.
00:34:21Follow me.
00:34:24Where are we going?
00:34:26Let's talk and more walking, boy!
00:34:29You didn't find a gym, didn't you?
00:34:46What are you doing?
00:34:47Shh!
00:34:48Man, you're acting weird.
00:34:50What is this?
00:34:51Some kind of Santa experience initiation where you teach me how to dunk cookies effectively?
00:34:56Listen, I'm not supposed to do this, but I want you to be Santa Claus.
00:35:06Only problem with that is, I don't want to be Santa.
00:35:12Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle.
00:35:15Very interesting word.
00:35:17Time.
00:35:20I'll say you spent a lot of time in prison.
00:35:24Here we go.
00:35:27Your PO is not playing.
00:35:29He's very serious.
00:35:31If you become Santa, it'll allow him to see you in a different light.
00:35:38You understand that?
00:35:39You're helping children.
00:35:40I saw how children see you.
00:35:42When they see you, their faces light up.
00:35:46There's something about this suit, won't you put it on?
00:35:50It kind of erases your past.
00:35:53It becomes something new.
00:35:55You have a purpose.
00:35:58Uncle Charles.
00:36:00No.
00:36:07You think you're the only criminal in the family, don't you?
00:36:15No.
00:36:19Let me show you something.
00:36:27See that?
00:36:29That's my father, your grandfather, and his father, my grandfather.
00:36:35Do you know what my grandfather did for a living?
00:36:38He was a bootlegger from Chicago.
00:36:41They called them big draws.
00:36:45Do you know what they called your grandfather?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Poon Daddy.
00:36:50He was a con artist.
00:36:53We all had a pass.
00:36:56They put on a suit, and it makes their pass.
00:36:59They start giving.
00:37:01I even have a pass.
00:37:04I used to be a gymnast.
00:37:06Now that's criminal.
00:37:09Especially when you saw me in them tights.
00:37:14My point is, put on a suit.
00:37:18It gives for a purpose.
00:37:20You got it.
00:37:23Uncle Charles.
00:37:24I don't want to be sound.
00:37:27As a kid, this is all you ever wanted to do.
00:37:30I was eight.
00:37:33Of course I thought this was the coolest job in the world.
00:37:36You're a fat man in a red velvet suit, and nobody judges you.
00:37:41But then I grew up.
00:37:43And I realized that all you do is peddle dreams and wishes to little kids.
00:37:47It's not real.
00:37:49None of this is real.
00:37:58That's what you think I'm a fat man in a red suit.
00:38:06This is real.
00:38:08You real.
00:38:09Uncle Charles.
00:38:11There's a thousand other guys out there that like to play dress up just like you.
00:38:14You don't need me.
00:38:16But they're not real.
00:38:18And they're not you.
00:38:19They're from instant tape.
00:38:22Face.
00:38:24The thing with the bird.
00:38:26Instant face, huh?
00:38:27You know what I'm saying.
00:38:29They're instant influencers, man.
00:38:33I love you.
00:38:34But you got to understand that not everybody gets what they want for Christmas.
00:38:38You of all people should know that.
00:38:41I do.
00:38:43That's not what you get.
00:38:45That's what you give.
00:38:48Whatever, man.
00:38:50I got bigger fish to fry and bigger problems to solve.
00:38:53So I'm going to find me something to eat.
00:38:54And I guess I'll find my own way home.
00:38:59Now when you say you're going to find your own way home, does that mean you're going to steal a
00:39:03car?
00:39:03No.
00:39:06Where did you get that road from?
00:39:28I think I'm lost.
00:39:30I don't know.
00:39:33Then where are your parents?
00:39:37I don't know.
00:39:41They're probably worried.
00:39:43Where's your family?
00:39:51Santa Charles is your daddy?
00:39:54Uncle.
00:39:56Mom and dad are gone.
00:39:58You are so lucky.
00:40:01I wish I had an Uncle Santa.
00:40:07I guess he's not so bad.
00:40:10Gosh, there you are.
00:40:12I was so worried.
00:40:15No problem.
00:40:16Come on, let's go.
00:40:30Come on.
00:40:34Let's go.
00:40:55We're live.
00:40:56Are you Santa's ready for a challenge?
00:40:58Yeah.
00:41:00I said, are you Santa's ready for a challenge?
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:04The ultimate Santa challenge?
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:07I'm your host, DJ Snowbiz, and this store is your plate now.
00:41:13We also have souvenirs.
00:41:15We have hats, shot glasses, snowplows, novelty towels, t-shirts, miniatures, and various work have been available for purchase.
00:41:24There will be three days of Santa games, and at the end of the games, we'll count our next small
00:41:29Santa.
00:41:31All right.
00:41:31But, but, you don't have to take my word for it, because Santa Charles is here to let you know
00:41:36that he's been making a list, and checking it twice, and at the end of the games, he will decide
00:41:41to be naughty or nuts.
00:41:48First of all, I'd like to thank you guys who love to be here for Santa games.
00:41:55This is not a job.
00:41:57Hmm?
00:41:59It's an honor and a privilege.
00:42:03This is not a suit or a costume.
00:42:06It's a uniform.
00:42:08I'm proud to wear it.
00:42:10Some of you guys know this.
00:42:12Some of you guys don't.
00:42:14I'm part of a legacy here.
00:42:17Three decades.
00:42:18Sitting in that chair right there.
00:42:20A grandfather.
00:42:22A father.
00:42:23But this is not about being a mall Santa.
00:42:27It's about listening and love.
00:42:31Love for the job.
00:42:34Love for the people.
00:42:36Love for the community.
00:42:38I remember you.
00:42:40Stacy Howard.
00:42:42One of the fire truck.
00:42:45Kids.
00:42:47They don't get everything they want.
00:42:50But they do get to see Santa Claus.
00:42:54It looks like them.
00:42:56Hmm?
00:42:57So welcome to the first annual Santa Claus.
00:43:05All right
00:43:47Can I help you?
00:43:50It's not what it looks like.
00:43:51Looks like you're stealing from Santa.
00:43:56What are you doing, then?
00:43:58Borrowing from Santa.
00:44:00Without his permission.
00:44:02You lose a bet or something?
00:44:04Worse.
00:44:05I think I just found my Christmas spirit.
00:44:07In the storage closet.
00:44:09Is that where I left it?
00:44:12Oh, you know I never could find the hats
00:44:16in the midst of all that other stuff.
00:44:20Let's see.
00:44:24Your uncle is going to be so close.
00:44:27Please don't tell Uncle Charles.
00:44:31I want to do this on my own.
00:44:34If it's in my blood, my family legacy,
00:44:37then it's meant to be.
00:44:39But if not, and I fail at this too,
00:44:44then at least Uncle Charles won't have to get his hopes up.
00:44:47All right, I won't say a word, okay?
00:44:51But I do think he's going to know.
00:44:53I just have a feeling.
00:44:56He'll know.
00:45:01Can you help me with this beer?
00:45:02I just thought you'd never ask.
00:45:06All right.
00:45:09Let's see.
00:45:10Oh, yeah.
00:45:10First, you have to take the snap off.
00:45:12Put your head down.
00:45:14Mm-hmm.
00:45:15Aw.
00:45:16Behind those ears.
00:45:19Hold on.
00:45:21Can you breathe?
00:45:26I'm so proud of you.
00:45:31Next.
00:45:42Next.
00:45:47So, I'm really sorry.
00:45:54All right, first and last name, Sam.
00:46:17Tell us your name.
00:46:18My name is Stephanie.
00:46:21I'm when, you know, straight from Jamaica.
00:46:23Buck, buck.
00:46:25Hi, I'm Adam.
00:46:27Hi, my name is Clu Clyde.
00:46:33My name is Nick.
00:46:36And, uh, Nick, why do you want me Santa Claus?
00:46:39Wait, wait, hold on.
00:46:40Who are you?
00:46:41Who are you to be asking me questions
00:46:44or what's happening right now?
00:46:47We want to be Santa Claus,
00:46:48and I'm coming here and I show up.
00:46:49Santa can be everywhere, you know?
00:46:51I'm here for one reason.
00:46:53Total world domination.
00:46:54Did it?
00:46:55And now he's on the elf team.
00:46:56Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:58Come, Uncle Adam is on TV.
00:47:00Come, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
00:47:01So, basically...
00:47:07Welcome to the day one of the Bucan-Bucan.
00:47:15Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:47:17Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:47:19Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:47:21And we're back with what looks like
00:47:22hampers of Santa's dirty laundry.
00:47:27I wonder what we're going to do with that.
00:47:30I can't hear you, but if you guessed
00:47:33wash and fold, you're wrong.
00:47:36This game is called Santa's Pajamas.
00:47:44When I count to three, you'll race to the hampers
00:47:46and grab a matching pajama set.
00:47:49We have elf, gingerbread, and snowman.
00:47:53Options are limited, so choose wisely.
00:47:58And go!
00:48:06Oh, wow.
00:48:10Illegal contact!
00:48:12There's no fighting in the North Pole!
00:48:14We have jammies for everybody.
00:48:18Oh.
00:48:29Oh, sure.
00:48:35Trial.
00:48:37Trial.
00:48:38Trial.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You don't think there's a need to try out?
00:48:41I don't think there's a need to try out
00:48:43when you find what it is that you're looking for
00:48:45and it's sitting in the chair.
00:48:47I am a fat man.
00:48:49And this...
00:48:49What?
00:48:50How does he do this?
00:48:52Who is he?
00:48:54Santa Charles.
00:48:56Oh, so you know Santa Charles?
00:48:57I know of him.
00:48:59What do you know of Santa Charles?
00:49:01Cool dude.
00:49:02Now it's time for the one, the only,
00:49:06Santa Charles!
00:49:18Good afternoon, Santas.
00:49:21Please try to separate in the most scientific ways.
00:49:25Gingerbread to the left, elves in the middle,
00:49:27snowmen to the right.
00:49:28The losing team will unfortunately be kicked out of the games.
00:49:32If you don't have a costume on, buh-bye.
00:49:40Oh, can I tell them Designs by Terrell?
00:49:45Designs by Terrell!
00:49:47Take a picture, it's going to last longer.
00:49:50And again, if you don't have a costume, off you go.
00:49:59Listen, you guys all did a good job.
00:50:03See you in day two.
00:50:05Good night.
00:50:05Have a good night, guys.
00:50:10We'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two.
00:50:38I've got the pizza guy stuff.
00:50:50Hey, I hope you don't mind. We couldn't decide on what we're talking to get, so we just got cheese.
00:50:57Yeah, and they got a fruit punch, ginger ale, energy drinks, and water.
00:51:02Or, if you're feeling brave, I make a mean protein shake. I'm nicknaming Santa's ultimate challenge.
00:51:11I don't think I have any competition, but to be honest with you, there's one particular one on my team.
00:51:16Are they going to hear this?
00:51:17No, of course not.
00:51:18Okay, cool. So there's one particular Santa on my team, Nick.
00:51:22Buff Daddy, Big Santa.
00:51:24He's just always angry and wants to hit people.
00:51:27The Roid Ranger.
00:51:28I think there might be something in his protein shakes.
00:51:30I think he's taken some of the thing. He needs to slow it down. It's not healthy for your man
00:51:34bit, you know what I'm saying?
00:51:36But then some of the other ones, you know, they're all right, you know.
00:51:39Day one done.
00:51:40Yeah, you know, we started off a little rocky, you know.
00:51:43But you know what, Mike? We got it done. We edged it out.
00:51:46You know what? I think day two is going to be a doozy.
00:51:49I mean, everything that went through with the PJs.
00:51:52But you two looked a little intense.
00:51:53This man.
00:51:54Are you scared?
00:51:56No, but you should be.
00:51:57Ooh.
00:51:59I'm just glad I found a shirt that could hit me.
00:52:02I actually found the shirt.
00:52:03And you're welcome.
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:06You know what?
00:52:07It was a little crazy.
00:52:09You guys think the rest of the challenges are going to be like that?
00:52:12Nah man, we don't think so.
00:52:15I really just want to say something.
00:52:17I'm just so happy to be here with all of you.
00:52:22Back home in London, you know, I don't have a lot of friends.
00:52:26You know, that sweater, many ass you white.
00:52:29Look, I'm just here to make a statement.
00:52:30And what's that?
00:52:32That women can be Santa too.
00:52:34Now I'm here because I want to be the next Santa.
00:52:38The first and one and only female Santa.
00:52:42While we're at it, Clyde.
00:52:45Now I know you're here to compete as well.
00:52:47But we all know there's something hiding underneath that Santa beer.
00:52:50Ho, ho, ho.
00:52:51I'm saying to get it.
00:52:53Santa beers.
00:52:55All right.
00:52:57Well, it's obvious that you don't want to be here.
00:52:59I mean, me, I love Christmas.
00:53:01I love all of it, you know?
00:53:04I love Christmas.
00:53:05I love everything about Christmas.
00:53:06The decorations, trees, music.
00:53:08I even love the cold air.
00:53:10I mean, when I show the world that Christmas in the universe, so, you know...
00:53:16I just want the gig.
00:53:18Period.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:22We already told you why I'm here, Clyde.
00:53:23So, what's up?
00:53:26Well, I guess I just want something to believe in.
00:53:29You know, it's something I always wanted.
00:53:34Oh, Clyde, you're a serious dude.
00:53:37I tell you, that's me one.
00:53:38I tell you mine, we have one, eh?
00:53:41Oh, hey, look, everyone.
00:53:42Grab a bow.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:45Sorry.
00:53:45Everybody, cheers.
00:53:48All right.
00:53:50To all of us.
00:53:51May our journey be worth it, but, huh.
00:53:55All right.
00:53:56And as team elf, may we be indestructible.
00:54:00Yeah.
00:54:00And all those other Santas, you know, they don't know what's coming.
00:54:03We are.
00:54:04We are coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:06We're coming.
00:54:06We're all going to go.
00:54:07Yeah, we are, man.
00:54:08Coming, honey.
00:54:09Let's come.
00:54:26Oh, Charles.
00:54:28What is after 11?
00:54:31Come on, what are you doing?
00:54:32You had to give me a minute to do some research.
00:54:34What research on what?
00:54:35To go on and look in the cookie jar and eat up all the cookies?
00:54:38I'm not, okay.
00:54:40I mean, it may look like I'm just eating the cookies, but I'm doing research for the games tomorrow.
00:54:46I got to know this stuff.
00:54:47Mm-hmm.
00:54:48Okay, research.
00:54:50Look, being Santa Claus is not just a job.
00:54:53It's a way of life.
00:54:55Mm-hmm.
00:54:55Okay?
00:54:56Mm-hmm.
00:54:57Look at me.
00:54:58Mm-hmm.
00:54:59I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:02Say that again.
00:55:03I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:06I forgot to eat this time.
00:55:10Oh, please go to bed.
00:55:12Forgot to eat.
00:55:13Yep, I don't have to do this research.
00:55:15Yep, please.
00:55:16Okay, make sure you leave plants and cookies.
00:55:23Turn the light off, baby.
00:55:26Use your clapper.
00:55:27Mm-hmm.
00:55:35Some crevishes.
00:55:37Nooks.
00:55:42What we having, man?
00:55:44Mm.
00:55:47Yes.
00:55:48I bet you all night of them reindeer
00:55:51get a snickerdoo.
00:55:59You're good.
00:56:00You're good.
00:56:01You're learning.
00:56:03And you got your glass.
00:56:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:07Wait.
00:56:10It's my milk.
00:56:11I saw you reaching.
00:56:14Your milk is in there
00:56:15where you had your lips.
00:56:16Remember?
00:56:17It's the same jug, huh?
00:56:18No, no.
00:56:19New jug, my jug.
00:56:20See?
00:56:21My jug.
00:56:22I'm here.
00:56:23Your lips.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Oh, I got a question for you.
00:56:25Hey!
00:56:27You got a question?
00:56:33Yeah, go ahead and ask.
00:56:36Can I have a cookie?
00:56:37Oh, man.
00:56:40The fact that you asking me
00:56:42instead of just going in there?
00:56:45I love that, man.
00:56:47No.
00:56:49I don't want those nasty snickerdoodles anyway.
00:56:51I'm good.
00:56:51You can't have one.
00:56:53Why not chocolate chip or something?
00:56:57It's basic.
00:56:58It's a basic cookie.
00:56:59Chocolate chip is the best.
00:57:01It's a basic cookie.
00:57:03Peanut butter.
00:57:0560s.
00:57:06What's the nastiest cookie?
00:57:11Rocky Road.
00:57:12Rocky Road cookies?
00:57:14That's what I said.
00:57:16What about oatmeal raisin?
00:57:17Woo!
00:57:18Woo!
00:57:20Woo!
00:57:21Woo!
00:57:32Miss Claus is here?
00:57:34Santa Charles is really walking away from her.
00:57:40Nick!
00:57:41Elf's?
00:57:42I love a woman in charge.
00:57:44Of course you do.
00:57:46Can I help you?
00:57:46No, but I can help you.
00:57:48I'm not interested.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:51I just won't tell you that the first challenge is a Santa trivia game.
00:57:55I appreciate you for not telling me that.
00:57:58Is there anything else you don't want to tell me?
00:58:00I'd love to.
00:58:01But I can't.
00:58:03You shouldn't.
00:58:04I definitely shouldn't tell you that the second challenge is a guessing game involving Santa
00:58:08Charles' favorite cookie.
00:58:10But that's all I know.
00:58:12When I become queen of the store one day, maybe you and I should go grab lunch or something.
00:58:16Merry Christmas, man.
00:58:17Oh, oh.
00:58:19Uh, do you have any kids?
00:58:21No.
00:58:23Yeah, see, you're not really my type.
00:58:25But, um, I do want to see you win, though.
00:58:28What can I say?
00:58:29I'm a feminist.
00:58:30Oh, God.
00:58:31Grace.
00:58:32Elf.
00:58:32I love women.
00:58:33Elf.
00:58:38Come in, come in.
00:58:39All right, guys.
00:58:40Look at us.
00:58:40Team Elf.
00:58:41Team Elf.
00:58:42Team Elf.
00:58:43Okay, look.
00:58:43Y'all, look.
00:58:44So, Maltz trivia over there was just telling me there's going to be two games.
00:58:48Something about a guessing game of cookies.
00:58:50And the other one is basically like a Santa trivia game.
00:58:53Well, we got any of those cookies?
00:58:55I'm your God.
00:58:56Oh, shit.
00:58:57You guys are complaining.
00:58:59We're lonely for moms.
00:59:01You're right.
00:59:01Yo, what's wrong with your hat, man?
00:59:02You look like you're leaning a bit.
00:59:03Oh, interesting.
00:59:05Ha, I'm like a leaning tower of pizza.
00:59:08All right.
00:59:09Beth?
00:59:10What's this?
00:59:10Yeah, man.
00:59:11All right.
00:59:13No mistakes.
00:59:16Mistakes are okay, as long as you remain friends.
00:59:19Hey, man, we trying to win this thing, all right?
00:59:21Morning, Santas, and welcome back for day two.
00:59:24Are you ready for our game?
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:29Gingerbread, elf, snowman, are you a team, Zoddy?
00:59:36Now it's time for The Santa, a champion game hosted by one, the only, Santa Charles.
00:59:51Listen up, guys.
00:59:52The questions are all multiple choice, so you all stand a chance, okay?
00:59:57You say you want to play some.
00:59:59Oh, oh.
00:59:59Seriously?
01:00:00Oh, yeah, man.
01:00:00Well, let's see.
01:00:04Questions, please.
01:00:05Be aggressive.
01:00:10First question.
01:00:13How many reindeer does Santa have?
01:00:16A-8, B-9, C, as many as he wants.
01:00:37Boards, please.
01:00:44And the answer is B-9.
01:00:56Where exactly was mommy when she kissed Santa?
01:01:02Underneath the mistletoe, underneath the little bowl, see at Ice Cube's house.
01:01:09Yeah, I think it's a trick question.
01:01:13Where are mama kissing Santa?
01:01:14I think it's a trick question.
01:01:16I see this, buddy.
01:01:18I see this, buddy.
01:01:18I see this, buddy.
01:01:19Boards, please.
01:01:28You all right?
01:01:32Hi.
01:01:32Name a country in which Santa is known as Pierre-Noir.
01:01:37Can you guys say that?
01:01:41Look at that.
01:01:43Look at you.
01:01:45A, France.
01:01:46Yes.
01:01:47B, Belgium.
01:01:48C, Watts.
01:01:50Pierre-Noir.
01:01:52What are you doing?
01:01:53What are you doing?
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:55Do you know what it is?
01:01:57Boards, please.
01:01:58It's not.
01:01:59It's not.
01:02:04They stupid.
01:02:05I'm sorry.
01:02:06Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:02:08It's actually...
01:02:09Hey, France.
01:02:11You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:13I got something.
01:02:14Hey, it was a fun to see.
01:02:15Yeah, it's all right.
01:02:17We're still friends.
01:02:17Fun, buddy.
01:02:18What's that, man?
01:02:19Shit.
01:02:20Who had the biggest hit of a career with the song Santa Baby in 1953?
01:02:26A, or the kid?
01:02:28What's up?
01:02:28B, Prince.
01:02:29I don't care.
01:02:29I thought it was a multiple choice.
01:02:31I didn't give up my phone.
01:02:31C, Beyoncé.
01:02:33I mean, what is the A for, though?
01:02:36P, Prince.
01:02:37Ah, answer is A.
01:02:40You can't wait.
01:02:40Right, that's all that matters.
01:02:42We're friends.
01:02:42What black song plays all day long during Christmas?
01:02:46P, Prince.
01:02:48A.
01:02:50What group does Eddie LaVert sing with?
01:02:53You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:55I got it.
01:02:55George?
01:02:56Listen, this one.
01:02:59The answer is A.
01:03:00Alvin, you got that wrong.
01:03:02Okay?
01:03:04Ah, the answer is A.
01:03:07A.
01:03:08Run, run, run.
01:03:09Run.
01:03:10Run.
01:03:10B.
01:03:11Wuh.
01:03:18What is Santa's favorite cookie it don't matter he eat anything
01:03:33Final tie breaking round
01:03:37Gingerbread you're gonna sit this one out. It's between the elves and snowman
01:03:42Okay
01:03:44This is the question
01:03:48First team to meet with their chalkboard wins
01:03:51Who was the first small center a colonel tim b colonel jim
01:04:00c colonel sanders d papa
01:04:05I know this one wait wait wait
01:04:34I don't want to be the one to run
01:04:43That's going to be you
01:04:44That's going to be you
01:04:45You know what
01:04:49Elves
01:04:50You got one
01:04:51B colonel jim
01:04:56Gingerbread and our team
01:04:58You tie it up
01:04:59Yes
01:05:00Yes
01:05:01Elves
01:05:02Gingerbread
01:05:03You're on the next round
01:05:05Woohoo
01:05:05It was a good day
01:05:07Great
01:05:09Great
01:05:19Well as far as team elf goes
01:05:25First you got
01:05:26You got this old
01:05:29I guess asian guy
01:05:31His name's adam
01:05:34Have you ever had a gas bubble that you can't get rid of
01:05:38He's all right
01:05:38He's probably the worst smelling person i've ever met in my entire life
01:05:42Stephanie
01:05:42Maybe she come back to the island with me you know
01:05:45Um he could be second place he could play the reindeer
01:05:47Fireside and candlelight
01:05:53Stephanie
01:05:54Me
01:05:56Perhaps a little wine
01:05:59I like to romanticize
01:06:02About
01:06:05Reindeer
01:06:05And i'm not done yet
01:06:09I didn't finish
01:06:15Moving forward it will be every man
01:06:18And women for themselves
01:06:20The next game is called
01:06:22This is a little game i call smell my finger
01:06:24Guess the cookie correctly you move on
01:06:26Guess it wrong you're done
01:06:32First up please
01:06:40Chocolate chip
01:06:42You got it right
01:06:43Next one take some booze
01:06:52I don't care
01:06:56You're wrong we're bringing a blindfolded to up the onion
01:07:01He's very excited
01:07:07Chocolate chip
01:07:08No
01:07:10work on that
01:07:13All right now
01:07:14I'm not that
01:07:15What that is
01:07:19Back it down, break it down.
01:07:21This has got to be snickerdito.
01:07:23What you saying?
01:07:25Snickerdoodle, snickerdickie, snookerdookle.
01:07:28Yeah, something like that.
01:07:30He's from the south.
01:07:33Behold.
01:07:36Change your snap.
01:07:38You're right.
01:07:39Next, buff elf.
01:07:42Smell my fingers.
01:07:45Oh, crap.
01:07:46Wow.
01:07:46He's great.
01:07:47Fuck up, got a ring.
01:07:50You're a happy elf.
01:07:53Bloody, bloody.
01:07:54Mmm, that's definitely the Scotty Biscuit.
01:07:58Oh, no!
01:08:00It's not a bloody biscuit.
01:08:02It's a cookie.
01:08:03There's no tea over here.
01:08:08Bloody cookies.
01:08:10Take it home, the team elf.
01:08:14No, no.
01:08:15Ah, no.
01:08:19Next!
01:08:22Are you from San Diego?
01:08:24Yeah, boo-boo.
01:08:26No.
01:08:27No.
01:08:28No.
01:08:30Special one for you.
01:08:32That's a macaroon, man.
01:08:34Sheila, you boy, right?
01:08:37Yeah.
01:08:38Yeah.
01:08:43Sheila, E.
01:08:46Sheila, E. L?
01:08:50Oatmeal.
01:08:51You right?
01:08:52Yeah.
01:08:54It's good for your sister.
01:08:55Oatmeal.
01:09:23And just like that, we're down for the final
01:09:25five.
01:09:26Let's give it up for them!
01:09:31Let's be on the final day, everybody.
01:09:37Dang, Santa.
01:09:38I think one of them might actually win this thing.
01:09:42Good job, baby.
01:09:57Okay.
01:10:23Let's go.
01:10:24All right.
01:10:25Let's go.
01:10:25Let's go.
01:10:25Apple you really don't leave this about time she finds out how hard your job
01:10:32really is she don't see how hard it is what you gonna leave us with
01:11:05give it up for Stephanie
01:11:32one of these competitors is about to become the next small
01:11:36Santa Bugs before we jump into day three the final day of the Santa games a quick
01:11:42word from our sponsor the woman who sent my chance Denise Heraner everyone
01:11:51thank you DJ snow biz and I just have one thing to say and that is thank you and
01:11:59thank you no no no no Santa Charles you have made this one Christmas season to
01:12:07remember your final season and on behalf of myself your fans and all of Santa's
01:12:15helpers we wanted to do something a little different something meaningful
01:12:28they're vegan I am so proud of how you structured the rules of this competition
01:12:34and how you did so without bias or prejudice or flatulence and how you took
01:12:39the time each competitor to dig in and help them find their full Santa potential
01:12:46with that level of grit and determination I think we can be confident that
01:12:51you're
01:12:51thank you Denise thank you but no need to put Santa Charles on the spot let's let him
01:13:00enjoy his cookies in peace he earned them after all now are we ready for the
01:13:06you
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