- 2 days ago
Heated Rivalry - Episode 4
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Previously on Hated Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00The green center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff eats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head-track.
01:17What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because I don't know.
01:20Less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:40My moon, my man, so changeable and such a love of the land to me.
01:48My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where there should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:02My nose, my face, my daily face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take us home.
02:12Take us home.
02:13Take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light.
02:16Share some light on me, please.
02:18Take us home.
02:19Show me that label.
02:20Take it easy on me.
02:21All right.
02:22And that's the freeze camera.
02:24Share some light on me, please.
02:29Yeah, yeah.
02:30Yeah, yeah.
02:31Yeah.
02:31Ooh!
02:32Have a nice show you already.
02:33Okay.
02:41Yeah!
02:42Yeah, okay.
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:50I have a feeling it must be for the first time in the world.
03:53I can't believe it will be for the first time in the world.
03:56The first time in the world comes to the world.
04:02Alright Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
04:04Yeah, am I walking? Just do the same thing we've been doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane. Over your shoulder.
04:09Great, okay? Take a look through the camera, directly to the camera.
04:12Get that mark, give me that pose. That's it.
04:44Can we call it a dynasty? Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year
04:52in a row.
04:52Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
05:25. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
05:35. . . .
05:45I like him.
05:47He was the worst player.
05:50He never seen a no-hand eye corner.
06:13Sorry, Shane, can we, yeah, sorry, we're going to roll now, okay, that's right, okay, wow, that's the stuff, that's
06:20the money, my friend.
06:47Yeah, she's what?
06:48Pregnant, Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man, you've got to work on your lying.
06:56Hey, Hayden, what great news, Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome, man, really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:06Ruby, Emma, slow down.
07:08Yeah, I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
07:22Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant, too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
07:28You're an asshole.
07:29Hey, have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31What, is it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:33You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here, tag.
07:40You are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around, you know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not.
07:51I mean, she's...
07:53I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:57So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something.
08:06I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay.
08:13Come on, man.
08:13Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay.
08:17Go.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making her gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:36Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kind of have my hands full for a moment.
08:47Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:54Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
09:00And second.
09:00Oh, wait, do I have all the kids?
09:03Oh, you were the worst one.
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13Nark.
09:14Nark, no.
09:15I'm getting him a second, mate.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on earth.
09:30And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
09:34I'm ready.
09:35Maybe you decided to come here to see.
09:38And no matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's such a shame that I'm not in trouble.
09:43But I'm not in trouble.
09:46But he's really beautiful, isn't it?
09:55It's not.
09:57You're welcome.
09:58You're welcome.
10:01And you're welcome.
10:05You're welcome.
10:07No.
10:10You're welcome.
10:15So, you're welcome.
10:44I'm out heading out for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:51I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:55It's not like that.
10:57It's just a friend.
11:00So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Chill out, man.
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't.
11:11I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do.
11:13You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I planned to.
11:16Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:20Oh, yeah.
11:26Oh, yeah.
11:48Bye.
11:49Take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're dirty.
11:56Wow.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built?
12:04Or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No.
12:12No.
12:13After.
12:14Okay.
12:17Okay.
12:21Okay.
12:23Look.
12:24Oh, God.
12:26I'm so sad.
12:34Oh.
12:37Oh, God.
12:39Oh.
12:41Oh.
12:42Oh, God.
12:43Oh, God.
12:46Oh, God.
12:59I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:09Stay?
13:11You're tonight.
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden...
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:41Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay?
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food part of my heart.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:33You wanna make me tuna melts?
14:36I was gonna make one for me.
14:37I can make two.
14:40Good.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:48Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:03Jesus Christ.
15:05You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:11You did a season with him, right?
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:34Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:48What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:53I like New York.
15:55Because it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What, those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:19Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:36There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's old friend, from Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:58Oh?
16:59That's nice.
17:01That's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, she's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42I don't know.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm easy, so...
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay. I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person, of course.
18:56Of course not, I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:11Not this person, of course not.
19:15Not this person, of course not.
19:17Not this person, of course not.
19:20But I told you yesterday.
19:23Father.
19:25Father.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you alone?
19:37Are you there?
19:38Are you there?
19:40Paulina, she's your wife.
19:42Father.
19:44Father.
19:45Okay, calm down.
19:50I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
20:16You're still hungry?
20:18No.
20:18No, thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:20What?
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian now?
20:32I know the word for father.
21:07No.
21:13No.
21:26No.
21:27No.
21:30What?
23:18Fuck.
23:19Oh, Kashin.
23:25Elliot.
23:26Oh, my God.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:39Oh, my God.
23:50Oh, my God.
23:55I should...
23:58I should go.
24:00I shouldn't go.
24:02I shouldn't stay.
24:05I can't team meeting in the morning that I forgot so it's okay you forgot team
24:13meeting thank you for the tuna melt hmm I'm sorry this I can't
24:31wonder I just I can't uh I can't do this
24:42wonder I'm sorry
24:55are we expecting someone else oh no it's just
24:57the three of us thank you honey have you decided about Wimbledon Rolex really
25:03wants you there I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee I think does
25:10that mean too white I thought you like your deal with Rolex I do well you
25:16certainly love the money and they're great seats I mean they're next to a
25:19prince or no actually a Swedish princess I don't think I should skip training
25:26meeting a Swedish princess could be fun right I don't have time for that right
25:29now mom all my time is scheduled I just meant I get like two weeks off a year I
25:33don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know trying to make conversation
25:36about what Swedish politics okay can I get anyone a drink we'll take this
25:42Chablis please three glasses I'll have a ginger ale please oh we don't have that
25:47sparkling water sure thank you I'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's
25:54what you want no I can't not during the season
25:58Shane
26:02yeah is everything all right why because I don't want wine
26:05well you just seem tense I'm fine
26:11well I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon just the three of
26:16us would be fun and I think you should think about it can make a week of it go
26:21to a play see big band you loved it when you were a kid you guys should go you'd
26:26have a great time you're the tennis fan dad they're not gonna send us the
26:30tickets honey it's you they want we're just the parents you're the main
26:34attraction well then I'll just lie tell them I'm coming they won't kick you
26:38out and you can just tell them I'm sick or something honey I'm I don't want you
26:43to lie that's not who you are
26:49sorry I'm I'm in a weird mood it's okay anything you want to talk about
26:58let's um let's think about London maybe it could be fun I'm just gonna use the
27:06mushroom
27:06Swedish princess
27:07I don't know
27:20hey man all under what the fuck are you doing right now I was about to oh shit
27:27get your ass to the Milan baby my buddy Francois the chef you remember him oh
27:31yeah he's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant and get this JJ the cast of
27:37the egg squad movie they're filming in town is here all of them I don't fucking
27:42know get down here you remember the restaurant right that's all boo I don't
27:57know
27:58okay guys this one never leaves this fucking house tonight is our meat look
28:07do you have any ginger ale I mean I do I actually just a beer please whatever you
28:14have on tap Shane Hollander got whatever he wants here
28:25you keep it then
28:28it's an honor
28:35cool crowd huh
28:36shit a bunch of famous actors are here tonight
28:38Rose Landry is here man
28:40she is
28:41I might be needing another one of these
28:44cool
28:46yeah
28:47yeah
28:47yeah
28:52yeah
28:53yeah
28:53yeah
28:53yeah
28:54yeah
28:59yeah
29:03yeah
29:04yeah
29:05yeah
29:06yeah
29:07yeah
29:08yeah
29:14yeah
29:15are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20the chef gave them to me and they're really good
29:23I'm not gonna fit in my costume if I eat them all
29:29oh Jesus Christ these are so good
29:33I'm Rose by the way
29:34I'm Shane I'm wow I'm a big fan
29:39would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:41really?
29:42really?
29:43mm-hmm
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers
29:48I'm a fry Shane Hollander
29:50Detroit's not gonna go easy on you tomorrow night
30:05I was eight and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom
30:10wow
30:10by Bill Paxton
30:12that is terrible
30:14he was actually pretty nice to me
30:16yeah
30:16and it was good practice
30:17and it was good practice
30:18getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies
30:23including the one I'm doing right now
30:26fuck you
30:28you didn't hear that
30:29you didn't
30:29no they literally have me murdered
30:31if they find out I told you
30:32my lips are sealed
30:37okay
30:37okay
30:37your turn
30:40well I've never been kidnapped
30:41I mean there have been threats
30:43but
30:44no not what I meant
30:46Shane Hollander
30:48eight years old
30:49paint me a picture
30:55well I'm definitely on the ice somewhere
31:00the scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years
31:03so probably just having fun
31:06did it stop being fun?
31:10no
31:12well I mean kind of
31:13I love it but
31:15it got more intense
31:17so I guess I kinda got more intense too
31:19if that makes sense
31:21yeah
31:22it does
31:25and I
31:26I bet that being the only Asian kid
31:28didn't
31:28make it less intense
31:31I wasn't the only one
31:32there was one other
31:36he hated me though
31:38I have a western last name
31:40so it's like the other
31:41kids kinda forgot
31:43to make fun of me
31:44and I bet you're
31:46pretty fucking good too right?
31:48I was alright
31:49I was alright
31:53John tapped out at NCAA
31:55thank you
31:56but he still made it to the Frozen Four in Princeton
31:58that's amazing
31:59he's an agent now
32:00naturally
32:03and Peter's in the AHL
32:05undrafted
32:06but hey
32:07still not nothing
32:08not nothing indeed
32:12so
32:13this isn't your
32:14first time in Montreal though
32:16right?
32:17uh no
32:17I was here a few years ago
32:19shooting this
32:19horrible
32:20FBI movie
32:22Underdark
32:22kidnapped
32:23come on
32:24no
32:25I fly a lot
32:27I watch a lot of movies
32:28no that movie is so bad
32:29it's not great
32:30no it's horrible
32:31you're really good
32:32I'm so bad at it
32:33no you're good
32:34well I'm barely in it
32:36I was here for a week
32:37and it was the summer
32:39kinda different in the winter though
32:40right?
32:41Michigan
32:41remember?
32:42your winter doesn't scare me
32:53so um
32:54are you gonna be in town
32:55a little while this time?
32:56put it on my visa
32:58hey
32:59don't want you to go
33:01oh
33:02get you my love
33:03oh
33:04take you inside
33:05I'll show you
33:06I'm real
33:07I'm real
33:08hey
33:09block it FM
33:10baby I wanna be dancing with you
33:13push it FM
33:14push it FM
33:14baby girl follow me go
33:16I will be taking you
33:18on the down
33:19ouais
33:20on the down
33:22on the down
33:24on the down
33:26on the down
33:28on the down
33:29that fight
33:30Roz
33:30Roz you gotta see this
33:32you're gonna shit man
33:35so
33:38no
33:40I know right?
33:41she's like a huge fucking movie star
33:42how the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44she's shooting a film in Montreal
33:45how the fuck do you know that?
33:46it says it right there
33:47the two met
33:48at a mutual friends party
33:49according to unnamed sources
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy
33:52the source goes on to say
33:54I'd be fucking happy
33:55if I was banging Rose fucking
33:56Landry?
34:17and there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey
34:21that's gonna upset some Detroit fans
34:23but
34:34seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench
34:44no confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp
34:46but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag
34:49about her new love
34:50as long as he doesn't spoil anything
34:52about the highly anticipated
34:54ex-squad sequel
34:55movie stars and athletes
34:56seem to have a hard time
34:57resisting each other
34:58these days
34:59don't they?
35:00well it's hard to blame either one
35:01they are definitely one hot couple
35:03they are five
35:04hey
35:05who's watching that?
35:08oh
35:09that!
35:10it was
35:11oh
35:11fuck
35:13I stopped my talk
35:14I stopped my talk
35:16okay man
35:19still jockeying for the top spot
35:21in the Atlantic Division
35:22and the Eastern Conference at large
35:24Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metro's
35:27will look to put some distance tonight
35:28between themselves and their arch rivals
35:31the Boston Raiders
35:32but we'll see what Ilya Rozenov has to say about that
36:01Ilya Rozenov has to say about that
36:02to see what they're doing
36:04there
36:04let's go
36:06let's go
36:07let's go
36:09let's go
36:10let's go get him buddy
36:29no rust
36:32in a listless effort the visiting boston raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period
36:38if you can call 1-0 a victory and i guess montreal will take what they can get tonight
36:43but where on the ice was shane hollander where was ilia rosanoff
36:59i need to get laid let's go out where we're in montreal we find a club
37:04tell people
37:31hi handsome
37:37good game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won i need a beer i bet you
37:44do did you
37:45watch the game too yeah i watched a few clips on rose's phone but it was a sweaty blood miles
37:50don't
37:51be terrible i have no problem watching sweaters okay i want to dance i don't know i'm beat come
37:58on i never get to date okay that is a lie hey i want to dance with shane yeah that
38:03makes two of us
38:03smiles get a champagne
38:15sorry about babe can i have one more please
38:33oh
38:34oh
38:35oh
38:35oh
38:36oh
38:37oh
38:39oh
38:40oh
38:42oh
38:42oh
38:42oh
38:42oh
38:43oh
38:43oh
38:43oh
38:45oh
38:53oh
39:09oh
39:11oh
39:12oh
39:22oh
39:23oh
39:24oh
39:24oh
39:24oh
39:24oh
39:38oh
39:39oh
39:39oh
39:39oh
39:39oh
39:39oh
39:46oh
39:46oh
39:46oh
39:46oh
39:46oh
39:46oh
39:47oh
39:52oh
39:53oh
39:54All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, running through
40:00my head.
40:01This is not enough.
40:08This is not enough.
40:16All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, running through
40:22my head.
40:23All the things she said, all the things she said
40:26Running through my head, running through my head
40:29All the things she said
40:31This is not enough
40:39This is not enough
40:46I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
40:50If I'm asking for help
40:51It's only begun
40:53Being with you
40:55Has opened my eyes
40:57Could I ever believe
40:59Such a perfect surprise
41:01I keep asking myself
41:03Wondering how
41:05I keep closing my eyes
41:07But I can't lock you out
41:09Wanna fly in a place
41:11Where it's just you and me
41:12Nobody else
41:14So we can be free
41:16All the things she said, all the things she said
41:20Running through my head
41:21Running through my head
41:23Running through my head
41:24All the things she said
41:26All the things she said
41:27Running through my head
41:29Running through my head
41:30All the things she said
41:32This is not enough
41:40This is not enough
41:51Oh
42:15Oh, oh, oh, oh.
43:10Oh, oh, oh.
43:15Oh, oh, oh.
Comments