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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:06Open your legs up for me, wider.
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:10Like that.
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:26I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's going to kill me, but I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend,
00:00:51claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:58Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:04It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:13Oh, shit.
00:01:14Fucking dumbass.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:23It could have been really bad.
00:01:26Oh, fuck.
00:01:27Oh, my God.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:34Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him.
00:01:43All right.
00:01:44Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:46You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:49This is awesome.
00:01:50I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:53And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:02You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:05And he's going to keep an eye on you.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07A roommate?
00:02:08No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:11No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:13And you know it.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:15Fine.
00:02:16Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:37It's been a while.
00:02:38You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:55Ellie.
00:02:56Sorry.
00:02:56Yo, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:57Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05And put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10All right?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You've got to keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:16We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:18We're on.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:20Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Okay.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23All right, bye-bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:36Hey, it reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:41I don't know.
00:03:43Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53It's sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:58don't want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:11No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:17So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:20Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:24Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:34I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:38tell me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:51This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:53New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad, and I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:20Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:25Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:35You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:45But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Um, where is he?
00:06:00He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:09See you, Doc.
00:06:10Yeah.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:18She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:22Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door, meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:46You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:47Because, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:49We lost, and we still got to stop.
00:06:55Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:02Turn around.
00:07:04Whoa.
00:07:09Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:11I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:13Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:15Were you needing a salute?
00:07:17Um, back off.
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:40You looking for me?
00:07:42What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:45Brett?
00:07:45He's the football captain?
00:07:48Of course he is.
00:07:49Who else could it be?
00:07:51Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:53You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half making them.
00:07:57Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:59The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:03Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:05I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:09Oh, my God.
00:08:10It's all right.
00:08:11Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:14Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:15You look thirsty.
00:08:24Hey, well, great.
00:08:25Well, you guys are going to be running last, so you fucking puke.
00:08:27Put it down.
00:08:32What's that?
00:08:33All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:34I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:36It's okay.
00:08:36I can just go around.
00:08:37I love you.
00:08:38I love you.
00:08:38I love you.
00:08:39I love you.
00:08:39I love you.
00:08:39I love you.
00:08:40I love you.
00:08:49I finally did it.
00:08:51The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:54I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:56And holy hell, it felt good.
00:09:00The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:05Touchdown.
00:09:07I slipped.
00:09:09I slipped.
00:09:15And you guys are benched.
00:09:16It's just a joke.
00:09:18Seriously.
00:09:20Kevin just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:24Don't look.
00:09:25It's a kisser.
00:09:25In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:28Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:31Kill me now.
00:09:38What are you doing here?
00:09:41I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:42Obviously.
00:09:44Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:47Yes, it did.
00:09:48You've just been waiting.
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:50And whose fault is it?
00:09:53I messaged you.
00:09:54Oh, crap.
00:09:55I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:58I was dying of embarrassment.
00:10:00I must have missed your message.
00:10:03Sorry.
00:10:04Missed my message, sir?
00:10:06You know, I don't think so.
00:10:08I think.
00:10:08I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:10Why?
00:10:12Okay, come on.
00:10:14What?
00:10:14Just give it back.
00:10:15Whatever you...
00:10:16Hold on.
00:10:17You're texting Chad?
00:10:20I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:23You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:25He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:26Are you into that?
00:10:27We're doing a school project together.
00:10:29Ah, a school project.
00:10:30Yes.
00:10:30You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:33Well, it's the truth.
00:10:34So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:36Hold on.
00:10:37Let me do something really quick.
00:10:38What are you doing?
00:10:40There you go.
00:10:41Chad is deleted.
00:10:42What?
00:10:42What?
00:10:43Stop!
00:10:44They're already done.
00:10:44That's not cool.
00:10:45You can't do that.
00:10:47Because that's not fair.
00:10:48Ah, yes it is.
00:10:49Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:52So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:55I said take your phone out.
00:11:00Cool.
00:11:00And do what?
00:11:01And I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:13Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:15I've done it in a car before.
00:11:17This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:20The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:25I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:29Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:32This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:35My only.
00:11:36My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:42Yes.
00:11:43Rhett.
00:11:44Harder.
00:11:46Faster.
00:11:47I'm coming.
00:11:49Erin?
00:11:50Yes.
00:11:50I need a little bit of air.
00:11:52It's really hot in here.
00:11:54I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:56Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:12:00No, I just...
00:12:10Oh, my God.
00:12:12Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:14I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:17You have double XL condense here.
00:12:20I'll tell you those.
00:12:21Those are for grown-ups.
00:12:23Do you actually use those?
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:25They use your face.
00:12:27There's no way.
00:12:28That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:31What did you like to know?
00:12:36Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:39Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:42You kissed me back.
00:12:43You basically tacked me.
00:12:45I was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:53Pathetic.
00:12:54I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:55I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:57I'm such an idiot.
00:12:59Forget I said anything.
00:13:01You know what?
00:13:01Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:03Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:07Excuse me?
00:13:08There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:11No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:13Me and you are going to share your liability with me all the time.
00:13:15Are you insane?
00:13:17Who do you think you are?
00:13:18My father?
00:13:24I'm your roommate.
00:13:25And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:29So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:33Yeah.
00:13:34We're roommates.
00:13:35And that means we're equals.
00:13:37And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:41See, you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:45And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:49sure that you're safe.
00:13:50Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:13:55Nope.
00:13:56Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:59No.
00:14:00Pro-max.
00:14:01Not when he looks like that.
00:14:05You have a problem with him.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:07This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:11First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:14Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:18You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:20I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:21You don't control what I do.
00:14:24Yes, I do.
00:14:36Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:40Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:44Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:47Lingerie?
00:14:48Seriously?
00:14:50But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:54I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:57I'm your roommate.
00:14:58And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:15:00Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:06I don't take orders from those.
00:15:10Are you ready to ride?
00:15:12Come on.
00:15:13Get up, get up, let's go.
00:15:15Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:17Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:29Oh my God.
00:15:31Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:37Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:40Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:46Thanks.
00:15:47At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:51You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush,
00:15:55Rita.
00:15:57Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:59Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:16:04Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:21I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:31Shit.
00:16:32I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:34Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:37What's the matter?
00:16:39No guys want you?
00:16:41Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:43She's stalling.
00:16:44She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:46You can't get a guy?
00:16:48You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits enough, a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:52Just give me a second.
00:17:03Hey, Allison.
00:17:04Yeah, I...
00:17:11That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:14But you're so thirsty.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:22Lick it up.
00:17:31Brett.
00:17:35So, where are you?
00:17:37I'm at Club Five.
00:17:38I, um...
00:17:39I lost a dare.
00:17:41Yeah?
00:17:42What kind of dare?
00:17:45I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:49Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:53a good idea for you to go out of night?
00:17:54Come on, Brett.
00:17:56Please, this is serious.
00:17:57Can you just come get me?
00:17:58No, Allison.
00:17:59You know what?
00:18:00You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:18:02Brett, please!
00:18:07How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:09He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:12You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:16I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:24Where do you think you're going?
00:18:25Grab her.
00:18:27No!
00:18:27Get off of me!
00:18:28You lost the dare.
00:18:30You paid the price.
00:18:33You need to loosen up.
00:18:35You couldn't get Brett to touch you.
00:18:36That's fine.
00:18:37We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:53What was that?
00:18:55Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:19:03Please.
00:19:04Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:06A dare is a dare.
00:19:07Stop fighting.
00:19:10I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:12Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:22Please.
00:19:22Please stop.
00:19:23Please.
00:19:24You're getting this?
00:19:25That's what gets used.
00:19:28Hey, asshole!
00:19:41Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:44Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:54Brett.
00:19:55This is a total overreaction.
00:19:57Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:20:00I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:20:02She's practically begging for it.
00:20:14You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:16Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:19And that goes for everybody.
00:20:20I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:22Does everybody understand that?
00:20:26Great.
00:20:27We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:30Yep.
00:20:33You okay?
00:20:35Come on.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:45Hey, what do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:48Sneaking out?
00:20:50Going to a place like this?
00:20:52What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:55What did you mean back there?
00:21:00Back where?
00:21:02And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:07The literal meaning.
00:21:08I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching me.
00:21:12I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:15And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:19I know.
00:21:20Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:23Hey.
00:21:23Always causing trouble.
00:21:24Please just put this out.
00:21:26Happy?
00:21:27Yeah.
00:21:32Well, you know what?
00:21:33I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:35Like I'm desperate?
00:21:36No, that's not true.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38Okay?
00:21:38I'm a total joke.
00:21:39Bullshit.
00:21:40You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:42Okay?
00:21:42These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:45I know.
00:21:45I know.
00:21:46Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:48And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:49And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:52That's not true.
00:21:55Fuck Rita.
00:21:56Fuck everybody.
00:21:58Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:22:00I don't want to be me, okay?
00:22:02I want to be liked.
00:22:03I want to be wanted.
00:22:04And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:07I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:09I'll always be there.
00:22:11So what does that mean?
00:22:13What does that mean for us?
00:22:14What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:18I'm losing my mind.
00:22:20I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:23All I can think, just this once.
00:22:27What?
00:22:31Say it.
00:22:31Just say it.
00:22:32I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:35Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:37No.
00:22:38It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:40That is not true.
00:22:41Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:44Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:46I can't.
00:22:48You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:52So you know what?
00:22:53Just forget it.
00:22:54Forget I said anything.
00:22:58I'm done begging you.
00:22:59I'm done.
00:23:00No, Allison.
00:23:00Allison, stop that.
00:23:08Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:13Why?
00:23:14Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:19It says that you have to stop.
00:23:23Please don't stop.
00:23:25Please don't stop.
00:23:46What are you doing, Brent?
00:23:48Routing everything.
00:23:50Huh?
00:24:01Yo, what's up, loser?
00:24:07Allie?
00:24:07Are you with Brent right now?
00:24:12Swear to God, guys.
00:24:13What are you doing right now?
00:24:14Talk to me.
00:24:14I FaceTimed Ron.
00:24:19What is he doing?
00:24:20Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:28Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:29Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:30What?
00:24:31Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:36So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:40your ass.
00:24:40It's, it was an accident, okay?
00:24:43We just, I butt-dialed you.
00:24:45We went to the freshman party, and, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:51And so, Brent was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:54Okay?
00:24:55Chill.
00:24:56Really?
00:24:57Yeah, look.
00:25:01It's really dry, okay?
00:25:02My eye is, like, dying.
00:25:06All right, Brent, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like, an urgent care
00:25:10right now or something.
00:25:11I need you to take care of that.
00:25:12I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:15I got it.
00:25:17Peace.
00:25:17Bye.
00:25:21Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:24Hey, what's up?
00:25:26What's going on?
00:25:26We should go on.
00:25:27You forgot something.
00:25:28No, Ellie.
00:25:29It's late.
00:25:29Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:31Hey, Allison.
00:25:32Hey.
00:25:33Hey.
00:25:33Hey.
00:25:33Hey.
00:25:33Stop.
00:25:38Quit acting so childish.
00:25:44You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:56All right, ladies.
00:25:58Physical assessments today.
00:26:00Allison, you're up first.
00:26:34Damn, Allison, I see you.
00:26:37Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:39You could wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:43Shut up.
00:26:50Hey, uh.
00:26:52Hey, watch it.
00:26:54What's your problem?
00:26:57Huh?
00:27:05Partner up. Stretching drills.
00:27:11Solo Allison, let me help.
00:27:14I'm real hands on.
00:27:17I'm OK.
00:27:18Come on.
00:27:19He'll be fine.
00:27:20I promise.
00:27:22Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:26Uh, excuse me.
00:27:29I'm not with anyone.
00:27:31Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:34That's right.
00:27:35I just need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:38Choose me.
00:27:42Walk away, Chad.
00:27:44Right now.
00:27:47Whatever, man.
00:27:48You're lost.
00:27:54What are you doing?
00:27:55What?
00:27:56Are you jealous or something?
00:27:59No, I'm not jealous.
00:28:00What was that?
00:28:01I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:28:03Keeping the vultures away.
00:28:04Just doing my job.
00:28:07First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:12All right, come on.
00:28:14You're first.
00:28:20Let's go!
00:28:21We don't have all day!
00:28:23You ready, Ricky?
00:28:24I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:26But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:29Let's go!
00:28:30We don't have all day!
00:28:32You wanna play?
00:28:34Fine.
00:28:35Let's play.
00:29:05What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:08I'm not doing anything.
00:29:10Stop it.
00:29:12Stop, Brett.
00:29:16Switch positions!
00:29:18Your turn.
00:29:30Whenever you're ready.
00:29:32She's trying to kill me.
00:29:34And it's working.
00:29:40She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:43It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:46Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:53What the hell am I doing?
00:30:00What the hell am I doing?
00:30:02You okay, Brett?
00:30:04I'm okay.
00:30:05And done!
00:30:06Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:08You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:12Really?
00:30:13Wow, thank you.
00:30:17Congratulations.
00:30:19Uh, quit flirting you two.
00:30:26You're off me.
00:30:29You're off me.
00:30:43Oh, my God, it's hot, hot, hot.
00:30:47Are you okay?
00:30:49Oh, my God.
00:30:51Jesus.
00:30:52Oh, my God.
00:30:55Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:57Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:58Here.
00:31:00Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:31:01It's fine.
00:31:03Okay, brain bleach.
00:31:04I need brain bleach, but damn it.
00:31:08How do I unseize it?
00:31:09How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:12Okay, it's fine.
00:31:13Just, it's okay.
00:31:14Just forget it, okay?
00:31:15I'm doing laundry.
00:31:16I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:18I, um, didn't...
00:31:20You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:23And it...
00:31:23And neither are you.
00:31:25You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:26You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:28And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:30Yeah, okay.
00:31:31I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:32Listen, I just...
00:31:34Why aren't you still here?
00:31:37Why aren't you still here?
00:31:38Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:40This is my morning routine.
00:31:41I don't know.
00:31:41It's 8.30.
00:31:43Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:46thing?
00:31:47What?
00:31:47Nobody told me that.
00:31:48Had...
00:31:50Oh, my God.
00:31:51She's going to kill me.
00:31:52Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:52This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:54She's going to...
00:31:54She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:57Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:57It's okay.
00:31:58I'll...
00:31:59It's all right.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:13Get all your stuff?
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:16Um, I have to go.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:19Thanks.
00:32:19Bye.
00:32:28Did you just see that?
00:32:29That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:33And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:35Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:37Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:39Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:48Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:50I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:53Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:55Late is late.
00:32:56You're just too lazy.
00:33:05Hey!
00:33:07What's your problem?
00:33:08My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:11It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:14Like I said, nobody...
00:33:18No.
00:33:19Hey!
00:33:20Stop!
00:33:21Are you crazy?
00:33:22Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:27Stop!
00:33:28You want to fight?
00:33:30I'll give you a reason.
00:33:36Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:40Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:41This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:42Cool.
00:33:43Get out.
00:33:45Get out of here.
00:33:46All of you, get out of here.
00:33:47Right now.
00:33:47Did you hear me?
00:33:48Get out!
00:33:53You okay?
00:33:55It's fine.
00:33:57I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:59so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach
00:34:01that I'm sick or something.
00:34:02It's gonna be okay.
00:34:03We have enough time.
00:34:04Trust me.
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:08Hi, hello?
00:34:09Listen, I need you to go to the school
00:34:10and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:12Right now.
00:34:18All right.
00:34:18Hey, listen.
00:34:20Use my jersey.
00:34:21Make it look better than the original.
00:34:22All right?
00:34:47Oh, shit.
00:34:48Is that even Allison?
00:35:00She looks stony.
00:35:04Look at you.
00:35:05You look fantastic.
00:35:07You know, I think you look better in that jersey
00:35:09than I ever did.
00:35:10It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:12You know, that's true.
00:35:13That's true, I am.
00:35:14Hey, are you sure it's okay
00:35:16that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:19You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:22Really?
00:35:24To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:27Of course.
00:35:28As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:33All right.
00:35:34Time's ticking.
00:35:35Let's move.
00:35:37Allison, I don't know whatever this look is,
00:35:42but it works.
00:35:44You take center.
00:35:46Let's go.
00:35:50Okay.
00:35:52Hey, uh...
00:35:58Break a leg.
00:36:08Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:10please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:15Oh, yeah.
00:36:17One, two, three, go.
00:36:23Shout out loud!
00:36:47What is that girl?
00:36:49She's on fire.
00:36:50It's Allison Scott.
00:36:51I know she had moves.
00:36:57All this thing is serious.
00:36:58It's so hot.
00:37:00I mean, damn.
00:37:01I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:37:04Body in that uniform?
00:37:05Woo!
00:37:06She's getting lucky tonight.
00:37:09Stay with me.
00:37:10I don't have to.
00:37:11See, girls like that,
00:37:12they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:15I'm telling you right now,
00:37:16if you don't fuck off,
00:37:17the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:19is my fist.
00:37:20Okay.
00:37:30He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:32The 20.
00:37:33The 10.
00:37:37Touchdown!
00:37:38Harrison does it again.
00:37:40State wins.
00:37:41Yes!
00:37:42Oh, good job.
00:37:43Right here.
00:37:45Woo!
00:37:46Woo!
00:37:48Woo!
00:37:48Woo!
00:37:49Woo!
00:37:50Woo!
00:37:51Woo!
00:37:52Woo!
00:37:54Woo!
00:37:56Hey.
00:37:58Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:38:00That was really good.
00:38:01You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:38:04Hey, shut up.
00:38:06Oh!
00:38:09You a kid.
00:38:10Kiss!
00:38:11Are you kidding me?
00:38:11Kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:38:16Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:38:20Oh, my God.
00:38:22Kiss!
00:38:22Is he actually going to kiss me
00:38:24in front of the entire stadium?
00:38:36Now we got ourselves a good old kid's camp standoff.
00:38:40I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:44Come on Allison.
00:38:46Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:48I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:54Ah, but I want it.
00:39:10Wait, what?
00:39:17I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:19Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:30Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:36Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:39No problem.
00:39:47This is insane.
00:39:49I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:52But it feels so right.
00:39:54I never want it to end.
00:39:56I never want it to end.
00:40:00Harrison!
00:40:07Harrison!
00:40:09Oh, shit.
00:40:10What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:14Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:15You're making a scene.
00:40:16I'm making a scene?
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:17I'm making a scene.
00:40:18You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:21Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:24Are you serious right now?
00:40:25If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:30You're unbelievable.
00:40:32I hate you.
00:40:36Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:37No, no, no.
00:40:37You cut the crap.
00:40:38You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:40I promise you.
00:40:41Do not bullshit me.
00:40:42Do not bullshit me.
00:40:43Absolutely nothing.
00:40:44I'm serious.
00:40:45Nothing.
00:40:46I'm fucking lying.
00:40:47I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:49She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:51I know that.
00:40:52So you stay in your lane.
00:40:53Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:56You do not cross me.
00:40:58You do not.
00:40:58I promise you.
00:41:00Fuck.
00:41:04Okay.
00:41:05Hey, we need to talk.
00:41:08No.
00:41:09I sound like a mom.
00:41:11This is ridiculous.
00:41:12Why am I texting him?
00:41:13He's literally in the next room.
00:41:16You know what?
00:41:17Just go in there.
00:41:19Just ask him, hey, Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:22He kissed me back.
00:41:24He can't deny it this time.
00:41:25It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:28Okay.
00:41:30Do or die.
00:41:37What are you doing?
00:41:38Getting groceries.
00:41:39What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:41I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:42Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:44I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:47She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:51Brett, what happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:54I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:56I can't talk about the kiss camp.
00:41:59Hi.
00:42:00You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:42:02Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:42:04You know what?
00:42:05I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:42:09It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it.
00:42:12Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:13The fun's over.
00:42:14It's finished.
00:42:15Do you understand?
00:42:19Don't you dare.
00:42:20No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:21I'm not doing it.
00:42:21No, no, no.
00:42:22That's not fair, okay?
00:42:23Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:25Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:27Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:29You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:32I know what you're doing.
00:42:32I'm not doing anything.
00:42:34Yes, you are.
00:42:36You know what?
00:42:36Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:39Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:41Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:44I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:51Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:54Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:43:01I like it.
00:43:08Oh, is he hard?
00:43:15At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:18You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:24Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:26Uh, you know, biology.
00:43:31Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:39Ellie!
00:43:40Brett!
00:43:41He goes out here?
00:43:42Fucking shit!
00:43:43What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:44You have to get out.
00:43:44I can't get out.
00:43:45If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:47Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:49So I, I'm going to get out.
00:43:52Okay, cool.
00:43:53Ellie, hey!
00:43:54Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:56Allie, hey!
00:43:57Just get under.
00:43:58Get under what?
00:43:59Brett?
00:43:59Allie, cut.
00:43:59Get down.
00:44:04Allie.
00:44:05Hi.
00:44:06She's not alone?
00:44:08Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:44:09Run!
00:44:09I'm naked!
00:44:10Get out!
00:44:13You're, you're not, though.
00:44:16Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:20I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:22I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:23You got it, so.
00:44:24I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:31I mean it, you kicked ass, and I'm sorry that I was a, an asshole about it.
00:44:37Thanks.
00:44:43Okay, but, but, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:46Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me, so I'm just wondering
00:44:52why you did that.
00:44:54Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:56It's a game, it's a game, everyone does it.
00:44:59A game?
00:45:00I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:45:02This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:45:05Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:45:09That's fair.
00:45:11Chad sucks.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:14He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:18They won't be.
00:45:22Okay, thanks.
00:45:25What was that?
00:45:29What was that?
00:45:32Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:34Okay.
00:45:34I'm okay.
00:45:35Don't drown.
00:45:36Okay.
00:45:36Okay?
00:45:36Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:38Okay.
00:45:39Bye.
00:45:45Oh.
00:45:47Doc, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:50Good talk.
00:45:51Wait.
00:45:55I have to ask you something.
00:45:57I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:46:00Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:46:01Be the girl he kissed.
00:46:02There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:46:06I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:16You got plans, Allie.
00:46:21Okay.
00:46:22Yeah, whatever.
00:46:22I just...
00:46:36Rhett?
00:46:41I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:47Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:59Look.
00:47:00Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:47:03She's finally getting back.
00:47:04Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:47:07It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:47:09I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:47:12I came by myself.
00:47:14Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:17Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:19Nothing major.
00:47:20Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:24Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:28Huh.
00:47:29How much are you asking for this?
00:47:31$15.
00:47:32I made it myself.
00:47:35$15 for some plastic and twine.
00:47:37You don't have to buy it.
00:47:39It's ambitious.
00:47:41You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:43I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:50You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:55Are you insane?
00:47:56You actually want this garbage.
00:47:58You know, I value the artist.
00:47:59That's just how expensive something looks.
00:48:00So, $500?
00:48:02What's that supposed to mean?
00:48:03She's nothing.
00:48:05No, you're nothing.
00:48:05Especially compared to her.
00:48:07How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:48:11Why don't you get out of here?
00:48:13No, I'm serious.
00:48:14Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:19You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:21What are you doing?
00:48:21What do you mean?
00:48:23You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:25You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:26And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:28You're distant with me one second, and then you defend me the next.
00:48:32What do you want?
00:48:33I'm just trying to...
00:48:34No.
00:48:35Allison.
00:48:36Party at my place.
00:48:38Celebrating the big win.
00:48:40You coming?
00:48:42I don't know.
00:48:43I'm not interested.
00:48:45She's a grown woman.
00:48:47She can speak for herself.
00:48:50So, what do you say?
00:48:52You're not going anywhere.
00:48:55And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:58Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:49:01You hate Chad, Brett?
00:49:02Fine.
00:49:03Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:49:04No, yeah.
00:49:06Sounds fun.
00:49:10I'll be there.
00:49:20There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:24Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:26Oh.
00:49:27Thanks.
00:49:31It's a cool party.
00:49:33Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:36Really, for me?
00:49:38Why did you do that?
00:49:39You're single.
00:49:41I'm single.
00:49:42You need another reason?
00:49:45So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:48No deal.
00:49:49There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:51He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:55It's his loss.
00:49:57My gain.
00:50:00Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:50:04Let's fix that.
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:10No, why not?
00:50:11There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:50:14Maybe I should just move on.
00:50:15You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:50:17No.
00:50:18What's that?
00:50:19We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:23Come on.
00:50:37Damn it.
00:50:38Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:41Come on, Allison.
00:50:43You're already here.
00:50:54Fine.
00:50:56But I play to win.
00:51:02I can check it out.
00:51:03Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:20Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:22Game's over.
00:51:22Let's go.
00:51:23Excuse me.
00:51:24What are you doing, huh?
00:51:25Get off of me.
00:51:25What do you think you're doing?
00:51:27You're ruining my night.
00:51:28Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:29What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:31Don't care.
00:51:32How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:33Come on.
00:51:34Okay?
00:51:34No more of these stupid games.
00:51:35You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:36Let's go.
00:51:37Let's go.
00:51:37I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:39I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:43Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:54Oh my god.
00:51:55Oh shit.
00:52:03Oh my god.
00:52:06Oh my god.
00:52:18Is she okay?
00:52:20Look at me.
00:52:21Hey.
00:52:22Hey.
00:52:23Hey.
00:52:23Hey.
00:52:23Look at me.
00:52:24Look at me.
00:52:25Hey.
00:52:25Hey.
00:52:26You okay?
00:52:27I can't.
00:52:27I can't be awake.
00:52:29I can't be awake.
00:52:30I can't be awake.
00:52:31I can't be awake.
00:52:36All right.
00:52:38Hey.
00:52:43I can't be awake.
00:53:14All right.
00:53:17I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:19You know what?
00:53:19That's fantastic.
00:53:20I'm so happy that you're able to admit that.
00:53:21Okay?
00:53:22You're not any better than me.
00:53:24I'm not any better?
00:53:25What did I do?
00:53:26How am I not any better?
00:53:27What are you talking about?
00:53:28You're worse.
00:53:29I jumped in the pool.
00:53:30I saved your life.
00:53:31And now what?
00:53:31I'm an asshole?
00:53:32How am I worse?
00:53:33You're worse.
00:53:34Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:37Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:40Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:43Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:46Yeah.
00:53:46I know.
00:53:46I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:49You know, I don't understand.
00:53:54You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:58That's the worst thing.
00:54:00Don't say that.
00:54:00I did.
00:54:01No, no.
00:54:01I fell in love with you.
00:54:02I'm in love with you.
00:54:03Stop, stop.
00:54:04And you're my brother's best friend.
00:54:05I know that.
00:54:06I know.
00:54:07Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:54:13Am I crazy?
00:54:14Yeah.
00:54:14Do you not feel anything?
00:54:17Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:54:19And you can't keep doing that.
00:54:21Okay?
00:54:23I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:26Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:28Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:29I'm going to tell you to stop, Susan.
00:54:31I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:38Fuck it.
00:54:44Fuck it.
00:54:45Fuck it.
00:54:55I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:55:05Dear, every single time I saw you with him, I always just wanted to tell you that you've
00:55:10always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:55:15Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:17I made a promise to run.
00:55:19Don't fuck the fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:32I think about you every day, every morning, and every night, and every single time I close
00:55:41my eyes, it's you that I see, every time.
00:55:58And I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:18So what do we know?
00:56:24What do you want us to be?
00:56:28What do you want me to be?
00:56:31I want you to be mine.
00:56:35I think I already am.
00:56:40What about Ron?
00:56:42He's going to kill you.
00:56:44You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:46He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:52how much I love you.
00:56:59I don't know.
00:57:00I think, uh, I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:57:06Just for now.
00:57:08I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:10I know.
00:57:13But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:21I don't want to be your way.
00:57:23It'll be secret, Lauren.
00:57:41Thinking about you.
00:57:50Hi, Captain.
00:57:52When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:54I am, uh, currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:57I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:58:00Aw.
00:58:02Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:58:06My legs are killing me, and I really like your car.
00:58:11Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:13He grabs me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:16Brett, stop.
00:58:18Don't read my smut.
00:58:19I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:26Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:31Holy shit.
00:58:33That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:38Oh, I feel so hot right now.
00:58:43Palm's my center, slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:47Are you away, Allie?
00:58:48Fuck.
00:58:52Fuck.
00:58:57Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:58Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:59:00Bye.
00:59:00I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:21Hey.
00:59:22Are you okay?
00:59:23You sounded sick.
00:59:24Do you need help?
00:59:25Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:27You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:31I was just trying to help.
00:59:34Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:38Shoot.
00:59:40Late.
01:00:00Brett.
01:00:02That's Allison's.
01:00:03Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
01:00:05If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:24Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:28Hey.
01:00:29Hey.
01:00:29You found my bag.
01:00:30I was looking for that.
01:00:32No problem.
01:00:36Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:39It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:44I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced
01:00:50to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:53Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:59Right?
01:00:59I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:01:03Excuse me.
01:01:03I was fixing my makeup.
01:01:05Sounded like you were retching.
01:01:06And I asked you if you were okay.
01:01:08Look at this.
01:01:08This is perfection.
01:01:10It's every girl's dream.
01:01:11I don't need shortcuts.
01:01:12And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:15I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:19Search me.
01:01:20I have nothing to hide.
01:01:26Your turn, Scott.
01:01:28Sure, but I...
01:01:30Rita!
01:01:32Jackpot.
01:01:33Well, well, well.
01:01:35Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:38I knew it.
01:01:39No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:43Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:48Coach, I promise you, I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:51Those aren't mine.
01:01:52Right.
01:01:53A cheater and a liar.
01:01:56Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:57I've never seen those.
01:01:59I don't know what they are.
01:02:00I'm lying.
01:02:01It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:02:04They're mine.
01:02:05Yeah, those are actually my vitamins.
01:02:08Did you forget?
01:02:09I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning.
01:02:12Yeah, sorry.
01:02:12I should have labeled them or something.
01:02:14He's right.
01:02:15They're just vitamins.
01:02:16No, they aren't.
01:02:17Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:23I just...
01:02:26They look suspicious.
01:02:27We were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:31Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:33That's enough.
01:02:34All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:38Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:42What?
01:02:42You can't do that.
01:02:44Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:46Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:47I mean, I know it.
01:02:48Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:54You little bitch.
01:02:55You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:58That's enough, Rita.
01:02:59My decision is final.
01:03:05Listen up.
01:03:06When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're going to have a little timing issue.
01:03:10You want us to drop her?
01:03:11She could get seriously hurt.
01:03:12That's the point.
01:03:14Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:16So tragic.
01:03:17I can't do that.
01:03:18Coach will kill me.
01:03:20Fine.
01:03:20Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:24I know everything, girls.
01:03:26Every dirty little secret.
01:03:28Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:30You're cool.
01:03:31And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:41Very sweet.
01:03:43What?
01:03:44What happened back there?
01:03:46How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:48I saw Rita putting something in your bag, so I swapped it out.
01:03:54I knew it.
01:03:55I knew she was up to something.
01:03:57You know, I heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before.
01:04:00Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:04:02It was when we were, when we were having, oh, sex.
01:04:12So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:16Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:19Hey, do you, do you think I'm fat?
01:04:24Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:26I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:27I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:29I'm being serious, too.
01:04:30Allison.
01:04:31Perfect is the way you are.
01:04:33Yeah.
01:04:34I'll always be there to catch you on your phone.
01:04:39Always.
01:04:43All right.
01:04:44On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:48Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
01:05:02Okay, Allison.
01:05:04Hey, great job, you guys.
01:05:06You killed it.
01:05:29Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:32I told you to catch you.
01:05:39I guess that makes me like a back-up tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:43Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:44You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:47Are you kidding me?
01:05:48They almost dropped me.
01:05:50I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:51I could have died.
01:05:52That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:54Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:57Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:06:02Oh, Rhett, thank you.
01:06:05Oh, my gosh.
01:06:06I really appreciate that catch.
01:06:08I almost had a heart attack.
01:06:09All right, everyone.
01:06:10In light of performances and character,
01:06:14I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:21Wow.
01:06:22That's nice.
01:06:23Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:25I'm proud of you.
01:06:26Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:28Mm-hmm.
01:06:31And that's game.
01:06:32State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:37Allie.
01:06:38Look, I know.
01:06:39It's not what you wanted.
01:06:40It's okay.
01:06:40Because you did good.
01:06:41That's all that matters.
01:06:43Thanks, bro.
01:06:44I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:44I'll be right back.
01:06:45Ew.
01:06:46Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:48Yo.
01:06:49Allison.
01:06:50She is.
01:06:51Look good, baby.
01:06:52Y'all do private shows.
01:06:54You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:57You're so gross.
01:06:59Yo, what the hell?
01:07:01Are you serious?
01:07:02What?
01:07:02What's going on?
01:07:03I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:07:05Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:07:06You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:07:08I mean, your dreams.
01:07:09How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:07:14again?
01:07:15You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:17Why?
01:07:18You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:21How?
01:07:21By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:24I mean, that must be how you got out there, considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:28You shameless whore.
01:07:30Hey!
01:07:32One more woman.
01:07:34I do.
01:07:35You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:37She's a public boss.
01:07:38Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:40Hey!
01:07:42Hey!
01:07:43Hey, fuck this.
01:07:45Why don't you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth?
01:07:48Hey!
01:07:49Hey!
01:07:49What?
01:07:50What?
01:07:50Hey!
01:07:51Hey!
01:07:52That's enough!
01:07:53What's going on here?
01:07:55I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:56Chad was going to hit her.
01:07:58You're going to hit her?
01:07:59Get my office now!
01:08:01You!
01:08:02With me!
01:08:03This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:08:04Let's...
01:08:05We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:08:08All right.
01:08:09Just here, you're on it.
01:08:14It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:17You could have broken your hand.
01:08:19Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:20Never let anybody get over cheating like that.
01:08:24Set up.
01:08:30You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around.
01:08:35Take care of me.
01:08:36Help me out.
01:08:37Here you go, guys.
01:08:38304.
01:08:39I think it's this one.
01:08:40Let's go see the hero.
01:08:41Oh, shit.
01:08:42No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:44They can't see us like this.
01:08:46We won't let him.
01:08:47Let's tell him.
01:08:48Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:50In front of the entire team.
01:08:53Ron's going to kill you.
01:08:56What do you want to do?
01:08:57Let's hide.
01:08:58Yeah.
01:08:59Okay.
01:09:04Brett!
01:09:05Brett, you in there?
01:09:06Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:09:09I'm telling you, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:09:14You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:22Do you need a hand, man?
01:09:23No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:32You've got to be quiet.
01:09:36Unless you are not us.
01:09:39Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:42Hey, you know what?
01:09:43It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:55I feel what you do to me.
01:09:58I feel what you do to me.
01:10:00It's kind of hard to mess.
01:10:02Yeah.
01:10:04Mine's real.
01:10:06Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:10:08We got your food.
01:10:09It's gonna get cold.
01:10:09You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:10:11I can help you.
01:10:11Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:10:13I'm gonna be a little while.
01:10:15All right, let's just give him some space.
01:10:16Enjoy your blue balls.
01:10:18Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:19You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:22I think I've earned some, uh, health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:28You know what you could have just asked.
01:10:31You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:52I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:11:12Brad goes pro-opted this, guaranteed.
01:11:15I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
01:11:17Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:18Sick.
01:11:20Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:24Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:29I will end you.
01:11:31Leave it.
01:11:33Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:35You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:37Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:39She bought it.
01:11:40With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:43And her dealer, look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:52That's, that's not true.
01:11:53You know what?
01:11:54I don't care.
01:11:55Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:57She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:12:00Just ask them yourself.
01:12:02Oh, really?
01:12:03Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:12:07Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:12:11He said he had good stuff.
01:12:13But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:12:16You know, that's bullshit.
01:12:18I have proof.
01:12:21I know real doctors.
01:12:23I've got pills.
01:12:26Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:28Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:33This is insane, okay?
01:12:35I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:37Oh, sweetie.
01:12:38It's all coming out now.
01:12:39I saw her taking pills.
01:12:41Poor practice.
01:12:42We trusted you.
01:12:43Cheater!
01:12:44Son of a...
01:12:46Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:49Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:51She's using you.
01:12:52For the clout?
01:12:53For the status?
01:12:55Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:57Nobody.
01:12:57A total bottom feeder.
01:12:59Rita, you know what?
01:12:59You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:13:01How'd you get that video, huh?
01:13:03And what'd you do to it?
01:13:04You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:13:06Boo!
01:13:08Listen, just...
01:13:08Please listen to me.
01:13:10Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:13:11This is my sister, okay?
01:13:12She would never do something like this.
01:13:15And here come the pretzels.
01:13:18All right, that's enough.
01:13:19That's enough.
01:13:20Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:23as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:26I have no choice.
01:13:28Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:30from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:33Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:35pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:37Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:40Hold on.
01:13:41Hold it.
01:13:42If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:46I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:48get healthy in the right way.
01:13:49No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:52You'd really help us?
01:13:54Absolutely.
01:13:54Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:56to take your spouse ever again.
01:13:57So, what's the catch?
01:13:59We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:14:02This video, this is the real conversation,
01:14:05not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:14:08Not for the drugs.
01:14:10These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:14:12They're vitamins.
01:14:13You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:14:16You wanna check these out, Principal?
01:14:20He's right.
01:14:22These are common supplements.
01:14:23Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:27to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:29She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:31and she's been shaming them,
01:14:33degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:35Now, every body is different,
01:14:36but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:38Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:40one reason only, because she was a threat.
01:14:42She threatened the total control that Rita had
01:14:44over the entire squad, and it's horrible.
01:14:47Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:49and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:51And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:55That's not true.
01:14:56He's lying.
01:14:57She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:15:00Lock her up!
01:15:01Lock her up!
01:15:03Lock her up!
01:15:04Lock her up!
01:15:05You fucking bitch!
01:15:06You ruined my life!
01:15:08You ruined it yourself.
01:15:22Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:24You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:27Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:30you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:31Nothing but a little...
01:15:33Shut up, dude.
01:15:34Shut up.
01:15:34What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:36I don't have to do anything.
01:15:37You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:40Mr. Williams!
01:15:44Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:47of sexual harassment against you
01:15:49from various female students.
01:15:50As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:52from all school activities.
01:15:54What?
01:15:54No, my father...
01:15:57Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:59but I assure you,
01:16:00his money will not buy you immunity.
01:16:02You can take him away.
01:16:04It's already over.
01:16:04Let go.
01:16:05No!
01:16:05I'll throw you off!
01:16:07It isn't over!
01:16:10And as for you,
01:16:11Miss Scott,
01:16:12on behalf of the entire administration,
01:16:15I would like to apologize to you
01:16:18for everything that you've had to endure.
01:16:20And as of now,
01:16:21you can consider yourself
01:16:23officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:26You can consider yourself
01:16:28officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:31Thank you, Principal.
01:16:33All right, everyone.
01:16:34Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:36I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:37But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:40So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:44Let's win!
01:16:56Let's win!
01:17:17Kiss!
01:17:17Kiss!
01:17:19Kiss!
01:17:19Kiss!
01:17:24Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:17:27Hey!
01:17:28Allison!
01:17:31The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:36Hey, well, you know what, uh...
01:17:39Thanks, Chloe, right?
01:17:40I think he knew before we did.
01:17:43I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:45I love you too, quarterback.
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