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Oops, I Married My Bestie's Brother
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00:00:15Hey birthday girl! My brother said you missed your date with him last night. What happened?
00:00:34Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:55Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in the car! Oh my god! Oh my god! I miss
00:00:59you!
00:01:02Okay, seatbelt! Buckle up! Buckle up!
00:01:07You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:11Your new car smells really good, by the way. And so familiar.
00:01:15Ugh, it's my older brother's car. Mine is in the shop.
00:01:18Well, I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:20Wish I didn't. But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:31Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:33How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:37know?
00:01:41Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:46You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:49Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:55I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:56Ah! Elle, you are behind on your rent. You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:01I am not going to let you struggle. You are my-
00:02:04Hey, look at me. Look at me. You are my best friend. Got it? Yeah.
00:02:09Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:12Uh, it is very modest, though. Sorry in advance.
00:02:17Oh! Here we are.
00:02:18I'm gonna puke.
00:02:19Oh, window, window.
00:02:33This is modest?
00:02:36Oh! You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:43Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:46Uh, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:54Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:56Go! Now!
00:03:03Who's that?
00:03:04That is Pierce's manager. And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:08You know?
00:03:08You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:11Plague?
00:03:12God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:14This is where you grew up.
00:03:16Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:19And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:22Ooh. Slay.
00:03:24Shall we?
00:03:25Yeah, sure.
00:03:27Let's go. Let's go.
00:03:29Here it is. The guest house.
00:03:34Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:37I love it.
00:03:43I just want the best for you.
00:03:45No one should feel alone.
00:03:47Especially not at your age.
00:03:50The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:52I can feel it.
00:03:54Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:03:57I know, girl. I'm speechless too.
00:04:02No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:06Why not?
00:04:10Because...
00:04:12Because I'm married.
00:04:18Because I'm married.
00:04:20What?
00:04:21Ah!
00:04:22What do you mean who?
00:04:23What?
00:04:24Where?
00:04:24Who?
00:04:25Who is he?
00:04:26Is that him?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:28Show me.
00:04:29Show me to me, please, Elle.
00:04:32Holy...
00:04:34Shit.
00:04:36Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:38You know that place's starting price is like $50,000.
00:04:42$50,000?
00:04:44No!
00:04:45I can't.
00:04:45I have to tell him to get something less expensive, to get something smaller.
00:04:48I'm sorry, wait.
00:04:49Are you serious?
00:04:50You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:52He is clearly sending you photos of rings to log bomb you.
00:04:55I'll handle this.
00:04:56Community, don't.
00:04:58Don't.
00:04:58Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:01That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:02The biggest.
00:05:03And spare no expense.
00:05:07Do not send that.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Do not.
00:05:12Do not.
00:05:12Do not.
00:05:13Do not.
00:05:13Do not.
00:05:14Too late.
00:05:15If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:20he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:23You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:28And spare no expense.
00:05:32Why would they be together?
00:05:33Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37Definitely not.
00:05:38Oh, well.
00:05:39How lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:43Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Mmm.
00:05:46Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:47You idiot!
00:05:48Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:57Take this one.
00:05:59What would you like the card to say?
00:06:042L for Mr. C.
00:06:10Okay, well.
00:06:11I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:15It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:17Doors always open.
00:06:18I know how you like that.
00:06:19Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:21I love you.
00:06:22Love you.
00:06:22Hello?
00:06:25I need a nap.
00:06:30Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:32So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:33As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:35Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:36Okay, good.
00:06:37Go.
00:06:37Go.
00:06:38Go.
00:06:53I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:55And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:12Hi, Katie.
00:07:13Hi, sir.
00:07:14Okay.
00:07:15I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:17This gift is for her.
00:07:18Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:21You never have someone special.
00:07:24Of course.
00:07:25I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:42I need...
00:07:43I know.
00:07:54Oh, no.
00:07:55How did...
00:07:57How did...
00:07:58How did he know where I am?
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:04Hi.
00:08:04911.
00:08:05What's your emergency?
00:08:06Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:10I got...
00:08:11I have a stalker.
00:08:12And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:16Please hurry.
00:08:17Quick, quick.
00:08:18Okay.
00:08:20Okay, breathe.
00:08:21Just calm down.
00:08:21Help.
00:08:25Help.
00:08:27Who called the cops?
00:08:30Help.
00:08:30You're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:34Whoa!
00:08:35What are you doing here?
00:08:40Oh my god, it is you.
00:08:46Oh my god, it is you.
00:08:50Oh my god, it is you.
00:08:51David!
00:08:52What?
00:08:52Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:53Calm down.
00:08:54Put down the lamp.
00:08:55You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:58You're a creep.
00:08:59I didn't follow you.
00:08:59Dude, I live here.
00:09:01No, you don't.
00:09:01This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:03Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:04I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:06Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:09Okay, it is.
00:09:10It is.
00:09:11I'm...
00:09:12I am her brother's manager.
00:09:15You...
00:09:16That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:19And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:21Oh.
00:09:22You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:26Yes!
00:09:26For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:29Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:36So you're not a stalker?
00:09:39No.
00:09:41Yeah, good.
00:09:42Disarm your lamp.
00:09:43I'm...
00:09:44I'm...
00:09:45Disarm your lamp.
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:47Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:49So, okay.
00:09:51We're...
00:09:51Both...
00:09:53Living here.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Yup.
00:09:56Yup.
00:09:56And I...
00:09:57Clearly made a mistake.
00:09:59So I'm gonna...
00:10:02LAPD.
00:10:04Hello?
00:10:10LAPD.
00:10:11What?
00:10:12LAPD.
00:10:13Well, I thought you were stalking.
00:10:15Oh, clearly I'm not.
00:10:16Okay, I wrap a ring here because I live here.
00:10:18Well, I know that now.
00:10:19Hello?
00:10:22I'm coming, officer.
00:10:24Just...
00:10:26What?
00:10:28Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:29We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:32Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:38Uh, this is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine, and thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:45Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:46I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:50Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:54I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:01Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:02Uh, the thing is...
00:11:04It was me, officer.
00:11:08Oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:21It's a pleasure to see you again, mystery.
00:11:22Uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:27Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:28I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwells.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:40I will.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay, let me explain.
00:11:56I need to know what you mean.
00:11:57I had my reasons.
00:11:59Reasons?
00:12:00For what?
00:12:02For-
00:12:03For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:07Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing, because, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:28And we got married last night.
00:12:34Hey, what, is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:36You know?
00:12:37No, no, no.
00:12:38My life is just such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner,
00:12:47and here I am, married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:57Who insists that I call him Mr. C, like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:06That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:12I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:15Okay, you do it, I have like a bad gag grief, like you doing it, it's going to make-
00:13:19Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, just breathe, breathe, okay?
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C, whatever your name is.
00:13:35We need to get a divorce.
00:13:41We need to get a divorce.
00:13:43What?
00:13:43Clearly?
00:13:44I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:46My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not.
00:13:49And that's fine, but I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:52I do.
00:13:52I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:56What?
00:13:57Okay, so, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:01Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:02But it's not funny yet.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:04Not funny, not funny.
00:14:05Mm-hmm.
00:14:05So, I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you, for a fact?
00:14:14Mm-hmm.
00:14:14How?
00:14:15Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:31So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:33I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm going to go pack my things, and then I'm going to get a lawyer, and then he's going
00:14:37to-
00:14:37Okay, oh my god, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:40No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taken care of on my own, and I think
00:14:43-
00:14:43Wait, what are you doing?
00:14:45You don't stop talking.
00:14:46Stop!
00:14:46Let me go!
00:14:47No!
00:14:47No, put me down!
00:14:48Oh my god!
00:14:55Oh!
00:14:56Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:58If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Hey, come here.
00:15:09Alright.
00:15:10What am I looking at?
00:15:11Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:14Okay, just dirt.
00:15:14Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:19Nothing but exposed rhubar and empty trenches.
00:15:25So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:29You're neither.
00:15:30Right?
00:15:31My point is that sometimes things take time, and the right circumstances.
00:15:35But something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:42Look, Elle.
00:15:44I'm a rational man.
00:15:46The fact that you and I are living here in LA, where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:52I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:54The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:55Yeah.
00:15:56They are.
00:15:57But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:03How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:08Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:09You.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:13What are you proposing?
00:16:1630 days.
00:16:17We give it a shot.
00:16:18Okay?
00:16:19We don't tell anybody.
00:16:20And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:26What do you say?
00:16:32For like a 30 day trial?
00:16:35I'm a business man, aren't I?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:38You are.
00:16:39But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:42This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:45Higher stakes.
00:16:48Like getting your feelings hurt?
00:16:52I mean, if that's what you're worried about, Elle, I mean that's life.
00:17:09All of our friends are married, Elle.
00:17:11You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1830 days.
00:17:21And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:24and neither of us say anything to anyone, got it?
00:17:29Fine. I accept your terms.
00:17:33But I have terms of my own.
00:17:39I have terms of my own.
00:17:41Of course you do, okay?
00:17:43Term number one. We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:46Not to start, no!
00:17:48That is not a weird ask. Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:50We're not in the medieval...
00:17:52Hans, I'm sorry. Do you color out your sock drawer?
00:17:57Yeah, do you not?
00:17:59Weird.
00:17:59No!
00:18:01Term number two. One night a week.
00:18:04Date night.
00:18:06Okay, starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:087pm, okay?
00:18:10If you're buying.
00:18:12Term number three.
00:18:14We're gonna give this a real shot.
00:18:16We should be intimate.
00:18:18Excuse me?
00:18:19How else are we gonna know if we're compatible?
00:18:21Wow!
00:18:22Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:25No.
00:18:26Never had one.
00:18:27What?
00:18:31Never had one.
00:18:33No time.
00:18:34Or interest.
00:18:35I mean...
00:18:36Till now.
00:18:37Okay, great!
00:18:39Awesome!
00:18:40I'm your first pancake.
00:18:41That's awesome.
00:18:41We're doomed.
00:18:42Damn!
00:18:43Those are my terms.
00:18:44One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:47You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:51My answer?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54We're gonna go slow.
00:18:56Snail pace.
00:18:57Tortoise pace.
00:18:58No, no, no.
00:18:59Fossil pace.
00:19:01Slow.
00:19:21What was that?
00:19:22I don't know.
00:19:24You get kinda cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:29Okay.
00:19:31We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:35But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:38And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:49No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:51Your real name?
00:19:53It's Oliver.
00:19:56Oliver it is.
00:20:05I've loved you since the moment I first saw you, Al.
00:20:09I won't screw this up.
00:20:25Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:28No.
00:20:29Oh, no!
00:20:35I'm gonna kill him.
00:20:39What are you doing?
00:20:42Good morning!
00:20:44Why are you blasting grown man jazz
00:20:47at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:49Deals aren't gonna make themselves.
00:20:51Gotta start the day off right, huh?
00:20:54You got...
00:20:55Okay, well, could you, uh, could you start the day right?
00:20:57I'm a little bit more...
00:20:58I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:03No.
00:21:06No.
00:21:08He says no.
00:21:09Wow, okay, yeah.
00:21:10Because who needs to sleep?
00:21:13I'm a photographer.
00:21:14I don't need to get up to noon.
00:21:15No.
00:21:20Six in the morning, stupid.
00:21:24Well, as it turns out, my husband and I,
00:21:27we could not be more different.
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:37Oh
00:22:01No, no, I don't care what you say. I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances
00:22:07What do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:11No
00:22:13Fine
00:22:20Totally no no that is unacceptable
00:22:28One night a week
00:22:30Date night 7 p.m. Okay?
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00:25:35Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:38Oh, I do.
00:25:49We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:57Oh, so true, girl.
00:25:58We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:00Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:08So, what's he really like?
00:26:10If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:14Yeah, I mean, he's...
00:26:17Complicated.
00:26:18He's smart.
00:26:20And intense.
00:26:22He works... a lot.
00:26:25I don't know, he was just different than me.
00:26:27Of course he was!
00:26:28Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:30He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:34Ugh, God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:38Funny.
00:26:48Maybe.
00:26:50You okay?
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:54Yeah.
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56I'm gonna go.
00:26:58Oh.
00:26:58I'm gonna go get some air.
00:27:01Okay.
00:27:02Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:03I'm okay.
00:27:05I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:09Yes.
00:27:10Or I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:14TBD.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:37Hi.
00:27:38No mistake.
00:27:40Actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:44Oh, yeah.
00:27:46Yeah, yeah.
00:27:47A healthy dose.
00:27:52Be well, ether sister.
00:27:56No, no, no, no.
00:28:08I have to come.
00:28:23Oh.
00:28:25Oh.
00:28:26Oh, oh.
00:28:26oh hi um thank you for driving me do i owe you anything i am at oliver's service ma'am
00:28:36oliver oh he saved me my angel
00:29:03oliver oliver
00:29:10hey big boy you love oh my god it's you
00:29:23are you are you high wow this is just so crazy because because earlier her face was turning
00:29:33into yours and now your face is turning into hers and it's like you're like the same person
00:29:43god you're handsome what did kennedy give you chocolate baby
00:29:50no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:29:58no no no no no no no wait hey it's
00:29:59fine it's fine it's fine it's a little vase everything's fine no no no it's not it's not
00:30:07it's everything it's us it's this it's this i wanted this to work i did so bad but
00:30:18all of her all of her i think that we need to to get to her
00:30:27oh
00:30:31are you okay
00:30:39it's okay
00:30:42oh get it all out here i got you i got your little ponytail
00:30:48are you okay
00:30:57so
00:31:01should we talk about it no i don't think we need to relive that
00:31:10oh no no no no not not that um this this is it's wrong
00:31:25what why wrong come on rollover you wake up at dawn with beethoven and q4 projections i'm just
00:31:37some messy artist i mean we've been doing this 30 day thing now for what two weeks
00:31:45and we are already irritating the hell out of each other i don't know i think if this was one
00:31:50of my
00:31:50friends i would i'd tell her the truth it's a girl cut your losses get the enrollment move on with
00:31:59your
00:31:59life so um i don't know i think maybe at the 30 days we should be done officially
00:32:18all of it
00:32:23all of it
00:32:31i think it's going to make sense
00:32:35i'll move out in the morning
00:32:41do you mind if i put something on for my last night here yeah go for it
00:32:45just gonna play it can you actually turn on the clippers game
00:32:51you're a clippers fan did kawhi leonard hit a buzzer beater in game seven to send the raptors to the
00:32:56finals
00:33:06thank you i i literally say this
00:33:09that's all right
00:33:31it's a good game good defense
00:33:44i don't make business investments that i don't believe in
00:33:48i want to see this whole thing through the whole 30 days
00:33:54it's it's prudent
00:33:57it's prudent
00:33:58really shut up come on stop
00:34:01i'm sorry wait okay but i want to ask you a question okay
00:34:05what was your first impression of me
00:34:09it's not hard okay i'll set the scene we can really love it ready vegas
00:34:16hotel bar
00:34:18lights are low it's very impromptu very chaotic
00:34:23and i'm sitting there at the bar you see a little pretty little blonde girl by herself
00:34:28an opportunity to tell the truth
00:34:30but what was she thinking
00:34:33what's wrong
00:34:39pierce
00:34:40dude where the hell are you doors open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here i
00:34:44need you
00:34:45here now okay yeah yeah i'm on my way
00:34:48i'm so sorry um pierce is having a concert i have to go
00:34:51no i know um i think i'm coming with you
00:34:55kennedy just invited me you gotta be kidding me let's go
00:35:01awesome okay i'm gonna go put on leggings
00:35:06perfect me l pierce kennedy in the same room what could go wrong
00:35:20okay there's a new record label that's that's hoping out pierce i need you to stay here i have
00:35:25to go talk to them okay don't talk to anybody okay
00:35:28what oliver
00:35:31kennedy's gone
00:35:37excuse me
00:35:39are you lost you're not supposed to be here
00:35:42no no no i'm actually with oliver okay hysterical sweetie the last person to bring a date around
00:35:48here is oliver
00:35:49go get pierce's wardrobe
00:35:51go now
00:35:52so sorry mr
00:35:54go now
00:35:56unprofessional
00:35:57i'm giving her a performance review for that
00:36:04you know you can be really scary why did you talk to her like that
00:36:12el i'm tracking you and it says you're here
00:36:15where are you girly you were about to meet my bestie and she
00:36:23i feel like i haven't seen you in decades i literally saw you this morning i know
00:36:28those mushrooms rocked my world i know same thing let's go find pierce i think he's in wardrobe
00:36:33no no no why why not oh what because you're married come on l that is just a fantasy
00:36:41let's get out of fairy tale land together okay let's go
00:36:46let's go
00:36:46maybe kennedy was right after all why did oliver just ditch me
00:36:58okay just talk to the label guys just go out there do your thing give them the goods okay
00:37:03they just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like
00:37:06sold as a teen heartthrob basic brand marketing
00:37:09anything to get your bottom line huh scott you have a one-track mind bro
00:37:14you know i think you need to get laid big time
00:37:19i'm seeing someone what who what's her name here open up i want you to meet my friend l
00:37:28oh okay i need you to do me a favor okay open this door or i will open it for
00:37:35you in three seconds three
00:37:37two one
00:37:42two one you owe me
00:37:47so what took you so long nothing i was just uh practicing my uh set so i didn't hear you
00:37:53what's
00:37:53up who do you who do you want me to meet craze fan make a wish kid not exactly
00:37:59pierce this is l the genius photographer l this is pierce my prodigal brother hey hey
00:38:08so you're you're the one who stood me up
00:38:10uh yeah i am so sorry i'm sorry believe it or not this has happened before believe it or not
00:38:16okay
00:38:26artists have uh crazy schedules is he flirting with me sorry that was rude right
00:38:39i'm sorry this might be too forward but um and you probably get it all the time but you are
00:38:52insanely beautiful yeah definitely flirting
00:38:56do i hear nuptials braylee can stop
00:39:02oh okay what are you doing i am just going to put myself on your radar
00:39:09okay cool
00:39:12now i got you too
00:39:14pierce take us ready for you backstage and you're on in five minutes
00:39:19well i uh hope you enjoy the show
00:39:24don't leave this time and uh maybe i'll see you after yeah
00:39:34he is totally into you i totally predicted this am i psych
00:39:40maybe this one is fine maybe it really is time to end things with all of our
00:39:50you
00:39:50he ditched you out sorry husband i've got other plans tonight please please please don't tell me you are
00:39:57thinking about psycho love bomber vegas guy look he's not really like all that he's better how do you
00:40:03i know it's not like you've seen him since right right right right right
00:40:10great
00:40:11well if you are gonna sleep with my brother tonight let's make you look like a bombshell ready
00:40:23oh this okay this looks like it's maybe your size yes okay
00:40:32oh god that is the ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life okay
00:40:37how did it get worse oh my god
00:40:49oh my god
00:40:52okay well we already missed out with the show
00:40:53oh who cares i've seen it a million times and you will too as his future wife
00:40:58besides i don't want to risk running into oliver
00:41:03right oliver i've actually been meaning to ask you uh why do you bait pierce's manager so much
00:41:08oh he's just impossible you know like one time pierce had this show in new york and he was
00:41:13totally freaking out like spiraling beforehand and he needed a break but oliver just dragged him
00:41:19on stage anyway because it was in the contract like who does that right oh i feel sorry for his
00:41:25future wife she has no idea that oliver's wife is me maybe this is who he really is you know
00:41:32what i've
00:41:32been thinking and i think i am going to get that annulment from vegas guy good for you girl yes
00:41:43feminism okay well i'm gonna go get a drink you don't want anything right no i'm good i'm gonna wait
00:41:47for you outside though okay okay back in five
00:41:56fairy tales don't exist no
00:42:04you clean up nice
00:42:10well you came back how kind i deserve that you ditched me
00:42:17are you embarrassed of me am i not not what posh no no no no okay there's a lot going
00:42:24on here
00:42:24stuff stuff that i can't to me please
00:42:29come on a date with me a real one right now right now yeah right now do i trust him
00:42:47i'm gonna drive tonight sven very good time
00:42:52you ready yeah
00:42:58fancy
00:43:00i try
00:43:03you know this is so weird uh kennedy's brother has this exact same car
00:43:08have you ever met him he's just never there
00:43:12yeah a couple times okay so where are we going
00:43:29you ready
00:43:31oh god he is going to murder me isn't he
00:43:37you ready
00:43:38i thought an abandoned construction site aka a dark place with no witnesses that's
00:43:45you're perfect it's my house or it will be soon okay
00:43:54i'm not sure over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing
00:43:57think about that that's a really good idea perk of being a creative mr business
00:44:06okay show me around
00:44:09uh-huh
00:44:13okay okay so
00:44:16give me the vision okay i'm trying to picture
00:44:20here this is where the couch would go
00:44:22here oh right here come right here this is where the projector would be
00:44:27where we'd watch the clippers games
00:44:29i think you mean where i would watch the clippers games and you would just do a bunch of screaming
00:44:34okay if i remember correctly you're the one that screamed when kawai missed the layup
00:44:38okay yeah it was a travesty of course
00:44:43i thought this was over but now what's happening between us
00:44:50okay so what about this i mean that's easy that oh it's easy yeah that'd be your spot
00:45:00i mean you can you put your cameras there you hang up your prints i was thinking maybe if you
00:45:07want you could you put up like a little backdrop and uh that's where you could shoot your flowers
00:45:11how did you know i could shoot flowers i may have looked at your website oh my god you are
00:45:19stalking everything i'm researched okay big difference i don't know about that
00:45:27i know that uh that you listen to rock when you cook your your breath shortens when you're feeling
00:45:36overwhelmed you tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry and you know that
00:45:43you have a big smile when you're feeling safe like right now look that's really sweet
00:45:53i don't know what i can think that's what i'm doing what i want to do
00:45:55i know what i don't know is
00:46:03what you want
00:46:07we take a chance al
00:46:11you
00:46:28In that moment, I knew I'd passed the point of no return.
00:46:33I was falling for him.
00:46:35There was no doubt about it.
00:46:51There was no doubt about it, but there was no doubt about it.
00:47:14It's so irresponsible.
00:47:20Oliver?
00:47:21Yeah?
00:47:22Can you tell me something?
00:47:25Just think about you.
00:47:26I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:32Now I got you too.
00:47:35Why was he texting her?
00:47:40Not much to know.
00:47:42No, there's a lot.
00:47:43I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:46What's your family like?
00:47:48You can't tell her.
00:47:50Not now.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:57I'm so sorry.
00:47:58I have a family emergency.
00:48:00I have to go.
00:48:01You okay?
00:48:02Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:03It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:05Okay?
00:48:05I'll be in touch.
00:48:11I'll be in touch.
00:48:14God.
00:48:15Elle, what are you doing?
00:48:20God.
00:48:29Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:31What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:33What's going on?
00:48:34Rebranding.
00:48:35That's the emergency.
00:48:37We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:42starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:47Great.
00:48:48Rebranding.
00:48:49We can do that.
00:48:49Look, I really-
00:48:50I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:53I need you all on board.
00:48:55Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:56I'm here.
00:48:57What's the big emergency?
00:48:59What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:02Hi, sis.
00:49:06Hi, sis.
00:49:08Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:10This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:13Considering you have rocks for brains, I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:17Wow.
00:49:18Sit and burn, bro.
00:49:19How dare you-
00:49:20Stop it!
00:49:21The both of you.
00:49:23We need to come together as a family.
00:49:27Give your sister a hug.
00:49:29Put your feud in the past.
00:49:30Yeah, big bro.
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:33Give me a hug.
00:49:38You're gonna die alone, loser.
00:49:40Challenge accepted, brat.
00:49:44So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional,
00:49:53wholesome.
00:49:54It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:57Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:02Yes, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:50:06Oh, God.
00:50:06Please, don't say it.
00:50:08Elle.
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:10I am so fucked.
00:50:15My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:16Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:18Why?
00:50:19Oh, uh, let me guess.
00:50:20My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:23No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:25Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:28We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:30Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:32Well, I, for one, would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:35I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so.
00:50:37You're what?
00:50:38Why do you care?
00:50:39What's the problem?
00:50:40Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him after last night?
00:50:44I don't.
00:50:46I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:48Oh, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:51Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:55Great, it's settled down at 10 a.m. tomorrow.
00:51:01This is going to reveal everything.
00:51:10Last night was incredible.
00:51:19Then the mysterious I'll be in touch.
00:51:22Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:23And why was he so amazing and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:29Ms. Chamberlain?
00:51:30Uh, no, I'm, I'm not Ms. Chamberlain.
00:51:33Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:37To Oliver, uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:39Oliver's not a Chamberlain, either.
00:51:41I don't know, miss.
00:51:41Uh, I just go around and told.
00:51:44Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:47Uh, sure, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:49Just...
00:51:55Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:52:02Hey, Ken.
00:52:04Okay, don't scream.
00:52:05I have news.
00:52:06What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:08No, better!
00:52:09My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:13A family feature on My Family.
00:52:16Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:18I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her mask.
00:52:22Get it right or do not come back for your next ship.
00:52:25Wow.
00:52:25I can't imagine why.
00:52:27So?
00:52:29So?
00:52:30Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:38Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:40Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:44That's why you called.
00:52:45You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:48Duh, bitch!
00:52:51This is huge!
00:52:52This is major!
00:52:53Like, career defining!
00:52:55Oh my god, yes!
00:52:56I will be there!
00:52:57I will so do it!
00:52:58Of course!
00:52:58Yes!
00:52:59Okay, let's go!
00:53:02Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:07Okay, go on.
00:53:09Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:13But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:18Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:22But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:24Okay, weird.
00:53:26That's fine.
00:53:26Yay, okay!
00:53:27I'll see you tomorrow at 10am sharp.
00:53:29Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:38I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:42Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:53She's so excited.
00:53:55Liz won't unravel everything I've kept hitting.
00:54:02So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:05Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:07Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:11Why would you do that?
00:54:13Maybe she's seeing someone already.
00:54:15Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:18You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:19You rarely do.
00:54:20For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:26Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:31She told you that.
00:54:33Duh.
00:54:34I'm her best friend.
00:54:36She's still planning to leave.
00:54:38Even after last night.
00:54:39I thought...
00:54:40I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:44Well, I'm out.
00:54:46I have a facial.
00:54:51Well, good.
00:54:52Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:55So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:59You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:04You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:06Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:08Good, bring her in.
00:55:09Mom, I...
00:55:19Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:25Oliver.
00:55:27Oliver.
00:55:33Elle!
00:55:37Elle!
00:55:59and she...
00:56:02Hey!
00:56:03Hey!
00:56:04You sure you're not mind helping?
00:56:05Nah, come on.
00:56:07I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:09Sure.
00:56:11Gotta support the arts, right?
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:16She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:18Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:25It was my right one.
00:56:27Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:30Oh, come on.
00:56:30It's no big deal.
00:56:31Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the Blink-182.
00:56:35For the record.
00:56:36Yeah.
00:56:37So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:49And we did.
00:56:51But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:56You okay?
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:59Of course.
00:57:01I'm really excited to photograph her family.
00:57:03But I am super nervous.
00:57:06Ah, come on.
00:57:06Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:07You gotta, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:10So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:18I'm flattered.
00:57:19But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:23Kennedy, she...
00:57:24No, I know.
00:57:24I know.
00:57:24It's complicated.
00:57:26I...
00:57:28Really.
00:57:29He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:32Thanks.
00:57:33See ya.
00:57:34Bye.
00:57:39I cannot believe.
00:57:41I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:44And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:55The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:57To leave a message.
00:58:00Weird.
00:58:19Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:20Yeah.
00:58:22Everything's fine.
00:58:22All right.
00:58:23If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:25Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:27Cheers.
00:58:35You got this.
00:58:36Yeah.
00:58:38Got this.
00:58:40Are we ready?
00:58:41I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:43Kennedy!
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46Text your brother.
00:58:46Make sure he's on time.
00:58:48And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:51You look washed out without it.
00:58:56Hey, girl.
00:58:57You okay?
00:58:57Yeah.
00:58:58It's just...
00:58:59My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late.
00:59:02Of course.
00:59:02Wait.
00:59:03Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:07Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:10All right, places, everyone?
00:59:13All right, all right, all right.
00:59:15The attractive one is here.
00:59:17Nobody panic.
00:59:21Where is he?
00:59:23Wait, sorry.
00:59:25Why would you need...
00:59:31Oliver?
00:59:36Oliver?
00:59:38What are you doing here?
00:59:40Okay, I can explain.
00:59:41Finally. We've been waiting.
00:59:46Elle, you've now officially met Oliver, my older brother.
00:59:52Hey.
00:59:53Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:56Elle, I...
00:59:57Wait, what's going on?
01:00:00Anne's so familiar.
01:00:02It's my older brother's car.
01:00:03Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:06You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:08The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:11Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:13Can you tell me something?
01:00:14Just about you. I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:18And then everything clicked.
01:00:19Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:22The other shoe always drops.
01:00:24You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:33You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:36What is going on?
01:00:37He's the guy I married.
01:00:40Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:44I assumed you knew.
01:00:45No!
01:00:46Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:48Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:50And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:54Yeah, well, you obviously made your decision.
01:00:55You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:56What? What date?
01:00:57I saw you guys last night.
01:00:59Oh, my God. Nothing happened.
01:01:01Jesus.
01:01:01You really think that little of me?
01:01:04Ollie, sweetie.
01:01:05I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:01:07There she is. Oliver's future wife.
01:01:10Your what?
01:01:12What?
01:01:13This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:15Hold on.
01:01:17Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:19How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:22Wait.
01:01:23Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:28Oh, my God.
01:01:30You did?
01:01:32Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:40Do not touch me right now.
01:01:43You tricked your way into a date with me, and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:48I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:50Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:55I'm dating Elle.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57No, you're not.
01:01:58Not anymore.
01:02:00Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:04You're married?
01:02:06Ew.
01:02:08Screw this.
01:02:09I'm out of here.
01:02:10Great idea.
01:02:11I'm here.
01:02:12Elle.
01:02:12No.
01:02:21Okay.
01:02:22Start talking, because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:28I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:32Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:34All right.
01:02:34Ready?
01:02:34Get together.
01:02:35One, two, three.
01:02:37One, two, three.
01:02:38Beautiful.
01:02:39Nice job, you guys.
01:02:40Oh, hey.
01:02:41Nice.
01:02:41Want your picture taken?
01:02:43She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:46I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:49But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:53I saw her on Pierce's calendar, and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:57And I don't, okay, I panicked, okay?
01:02:59I just, I wanted it.
01:03:02Holy shit.
01:03:04So it's true.
01:03:05You did steal his date.
01:03:07It was wrong, okay?
01:03:08Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:10Okay?
01:03:10I'm a CEO.
01:03:11I try to control everything.
01:03:12Understatement of the century.
01:03:14But, I don't know, with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:19I'm different.
01:03:21Better.
01:03:24I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:27Go.
01:03:29Go.
01:03:30Talk to her.
01:03:31Just stop being a control freak, and just try being human.
01:03:39And all of you, I do love you, you know.
01:03:46You too.
01:03:52Help!
01:03:54Help!
01:04:00Help!
01:04:11It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:16I searched for joy in my solo life, and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:24I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:33Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:35But, deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:39And so I knew it was time.
01:04:41Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:45We gotta stay close to those guys.
01:04:47I said, how about Hardin in that 6.5?
01:04:49Mom?
01:04:49Yeah, you like that?
01:04:50Hardin' on 6.5?
01:04:51I...
01:04:52Can I, um...
01:04:53Over the floor, let him come.
01:04:54Can I come home?
01:04:55He brings it back.
01:04:57I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:13Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L. Page ready?
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:19Just hoping it works.
01:05:30This is the last one.
01:05:31Got it.
01:05:31We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:35Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:37So, you again.
01:05:39I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:42Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:44I know who he is.
01:05:48He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:57El, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:06:02Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:06:05Selfish.
01:06:06But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30
01:06:11gala.
01:06:12Even though I never talked to you, you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:16I envied you immensely.
01:06:20So, when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole his date.
01:06:26I couldn't help myself.
01:06:28I know we're different, though.
01:06:30But I will make this work.
01:06:32Anyway.
01:06:33Any day.
01:06:35But I leave it up to you.
01:06:37We can get a divorce.
01:06:39The papers are included here.
01:06:43Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:45It's just about ready now.
01:06:48Where we'll watch the clippers and you'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:52I want you here, El.
01:06:53Please say yes.
01:06:55We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:57Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:10House looks nice.
01:07:13It's all the swing.
01:07:19You came.
01:07:22Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:25Cheesy.
01:07:26Or, like, too much.
01:07:29No.
01:07:30Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:32I am so sorry.
01:07:35You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:39I get that.
01:07:41You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:46But, and again, I guess I've kind of been lying to you, too.
01:07:51About what?
01:07:55I never told you.
01:07:59I love you.
01:08:01Over.
01:08:05I love you, too.
01:08:08Yeah?
01:08:38The rest of the year,
01:08:39flew by.
01:08:40I moved into our house.
01:08:45Okay?
01:08:46Okay?
01:08:47Okay?
01:08:49Our love for the clippers is still going strong.
01:08:52Maybe too strong sometimes.
01:08:57And no matter how busy Oliver is with work, we always do a date night a week.
01:09:03No exceptions.
01:09:05And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:10A day after my birthday.
01:09:11We renewed our vows.
01:09:14I do.
01:09:16I do.
01:09:17You may now.
01:09:18I do.
01:09:21I do.
01:09:22I do.
01:09:24I do.
01:09:24I do.
01:09:25I do.
01:09:27I do.
01:09:27I do.
01:09:38I do.
01:09:40I do.
01:09:41I do.
01:09:42I do.
01:09:42I do.
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